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Somehow a conversation about the Grogu movie leads to the discovery that Neighbours made a zombie spin-off in 2014 and it’s available on YouTube. That’s the kind of episode this is.

Along the way: William Shatner publicly calling his own Magic: The Gathering card AI-generated garbage, Matt’s genuine distress over not being able to enjoy Stardew Valley, Luke owning 12 boxes of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 board game expansions and having opened exactly one, and a surprisingly interesting breakdown of why Spotify’s new fan-verification ticket system might actually dent concert scalping. Plus GTA 6 is still November, Destiny 2 is winding down, and Matt is running a local AI agent that reads obituaries so we don’t miss Geek of the Week candidates.

‘Neighbours: Zombies on Ramsey Street’ review coming next week.

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650 I'm Luke, and that's Matt. Hi. 650 Wow. I know, how the fuck did that happen? I did theoretically fix the intro, this time the volume. OK. Let me know anybody who cares if that was still too loud or whatever. Yeah. But if you don't tell us, nothing changes. No, Yeah. Oh, it works. This. This is how it's going to be from now on until somebody says something. So I did want to bring up so I

have not seen the new Star Wars movie that's out did. You want me to say the Grogu movie? The Grogu movie, the Baby Yoda movie. But thus he didn't post their discord. I mean that I found quite amusing. Mandalorian Grogu becomes the most becomes the first movie to be unspoilable because nothing even remotely memorable happens throughout. Which is essentially what I thought this movie was going to be. Just a series of 1 liners and silly jokes.

There's been, there's plenty of reviews out and they're not all that bad. Some people liked it, you know, So I know Nate liked it. Nate messages. OK, you liked it. Plenty of people have liked it. OK, I'm I'm going to go see it. But yeah, I do think it is just going to be like just a series of jokes, but that's what I got from the trailer. With the main complaint I've seen is that it could have been 3 episodes of the show. Yeah, and there's. No need for it to have been a movie like but I complies to lots of things these days like.

I wonder if it cost more to make, and it would have cost a hell of a lot more to make than would have taken to make 3 episodes. Well, I don't know. That's the thing though, right? If it, if it, they've just made it the same as the show. And then I, I don't know. It's a weird, weird kind. Of yeah, because if they did make it the if it costs the same amount to see each episode, they're going to be rolling in money, yeah. Yeah, well, no, it's it's do I have this article in here? Probably not. I just saw it before.

It's the weakest opening for a Star Wars movie ever. I mean, that doesn't mean that's not going to make a fuck ton. Of money but. It's it's the leastest Star Wars movies ever made on release week, so. Yeah, it's still going to make a fortune. Still don't see why I don't do more about like May the Fourth. Why coming out two weeks after May the Fourth? Why not try to tie into that week I? Mean I'm sure there's a reason, but yes, I don't know why they don't make a movie about something people actually want

to see more about. I think people lost interest in the Mandalorian. You know, the other thing too is I've noticed a lot of the a lot of people have said they're similar to to me and I think you now you've watched all of it. I know. I think Dan's the same. Watched two seasons of The Mandalorian and then forgot to watch anymore and then now they're like going to see the movie and I was like, wow, that's like seems quite common. Like I don't know, I feel like. Well. People have just burned out on Star Wars now.

I think they went way too hard. Well, I think what really killed The Mandalorian was Boba Fett. Yes, that annoys people too. Yeah. You had to watch Boba Fett to to follow The Mandalorian. And that was just that was bad. I agree again, there are people who liked that so. I know, but. And that's not wrong, it's just wrong. It is like the speed of bike chase. I just hate that scene. The slowest chase in history? And I've got to say, if you liked Boba Fett the show, that's fine, but if you didn't like The

Acolyte, I don't. I just don't understand people. He's not my Boba Fett, No, my Boba Fett was played by Jeremy Bullock. Is he still around or? Did he die? The week a while ago. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He was definitely, I met him. He was a very nice guy. Yeah, I'm sure he didn't try to get you to hook up with him after the show or anything. No, no. No. No, that never happened. So it's always I'm sorry. Maybe next time.

Oh wait, no, there won't be next. Time. Actually, I wouldn't mind. There are a few people I wouldn't mind hooking up with after the show. Jeremy Bullock is one of. Jeremy Bullock, yeah. Who else if you don't mind me asking? What show are we talking about? Are you drinking posito? I am. Fucking hell, we don't have that here. You make it be jealous. I forgot posito was a thing and I was just at the shop, so I went.

I'm going to drink Posito. I used to buy cases of Pesito when I lived with Dave and he thought that was fucking hilarious for some reason. Drink problem is. Well, ten of them. They're great. So what, was I distracting you? Oh yeah, Who else do you want to fuck? Yeah, well, it depends. What show are we talking about? OK, there's a list, is there? I can't actually think of anyone like am I at a party? Am I watching their show? No, no, you're at, you're at a con and you come up and it's, you know, it's it.

For example, what's his name from The Expanse who got fired? It's a situation like that where you've gone up and you've got your stuff and you're like, would you sign this for me? And then he was like, yeah, I will sign it. Anything else you want me to do? Maybe, you know, after the show. Actually, there's quite a lot that I would be happily go home with. Interesting. Interesting. Any funny ones? Otherwise, we'll just be here all night because yeah, sure. Like Nellie Portman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK. That's Nellie Portman, politioned Jennifer Howe. Like, yeah, like, it's not funny. It's just. I'll sleep with Eddie. What? Yeah, Yeah. All right. Moving on then. Sorry. I ruined your bit. No, it's fine. It wasn't a good bit anyway. Let's see, how about William Shatner? We've got some. William, I'd go. I'd go home with the shat.

Yeah, yeah, All right. Well, William Shatner this week, he's in the news. He's been causing havoc on Twitter again, but there's a a Magic the Gathering card is. It real or is it? It's a leaked commander. Wait, hang on. Leaked. Commander. It's a crossover with Magic the Gathering. Running Magic the Gathering into the ground, aren't they? Well, William Shatner seems to think so, yeah. So he, he he's commented on it's a Captain Kirk card from a Magic the Gathering deck.

And he has said basically, he said it looks a bit shit. Yeah. It's, it's sort of going to suck because no one's actually going to play with it because the, the sets are going to come out like $1000 and people are going to hoard them and sell them and. Yeah, right. Play the actual game. I didn't. Cards now, cards now. Just a an investment thing. They're not for kids anymore. Yeah, OK. It's like, I know I've seen people open packets of Pokémon cards. I've not seen anybody play the

Pokémon. No, actually saw someone recently, He was one of these people who likes to open cars and then sell them and trades them. And he goes, oh, and oh, here's a trader. Yeah, I'm starting to learn how to play the game. And these, I'm actually finding out are actually quite good if you're learning to play. And he recommended that people learn how to play. So yeah, you were buying the cards on selling them. So people can't go and play. It's too expensive and you can't buy any.

Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. William Shatner feels that this Captain Kirk was it. He looks like he didn't have his Kellogg's Raisin Bran that morning and will have trouble boldly going it's. A. Bit constipated and he also said it looks like it's AI. Which is. Very not a good. I mean, if you're the artist, that's not going to feel good because presumably it's not AI because Wizards have gotten the trouble in trouble for that before. But look, if I was to go because

their biggest, their last big thing I think crossover was Final Fantasy. And if I was used to buy like a box of boosters, which is what, 20 in a pack in a box I think. I do not know. 2 1/2 thousand dollars. Fucking hell. All right, really. Sorry, there's 12. Oh, OK. Oh, that's fine. Then there's 12 boosters. I take it back that is that's reasonable. Yeah. No. OK, 2 1/2 grand. All right.

That's. Yeah, I tried. I played. I learned Magic the Gathering at a convention at some point and they were giving lessons. And then I've not played it again since. It's it's like crack. It's they'll give you the first your first deck for free. Yeah, I don't think it. Whatever it is about, it's not for me. It doesn't get I. Don't like 2 player games? OK. I think I prefer having like a a few people playing a game or just.

Oh, I thought you can say you want to play solitaire. Imagine gathering solitaire. No, I just think it's it's fun to play with people, but only having two people, I feel you'd always be leaving people out. Sure. Oh, oh, sorry. You've got so many friends that you have. Some of us only have one friend, Luke. No, I just have hundreds of board games. I have hundreds of board games and no friends. We have that problem too. We have hundreds of board games and no time is also there.

The issue I actually got the here's a massive magic free board game and every single expansion which is like 12 boxes. What is it called? Heroes of Might, the Magic. Free heroes of my magic. Got it. I thought you said here is our and then I missed the last bit and I was like fucking game is that? I wasn't expecting so many expansions that came with it and I've only opened one box so far. Yeah, you just, you just put down the cash for everything. I just like collecting games. Sure, I don't like reading how

to play them. No. I I take four games to friends houses to go. All right, you need to teach me how to play this. Yeah, you really need a couple of friends. Who? And let me know what. To enjoy that part. And so we let them do that, yeah. Yeah, even though they're my games, I'll get them to read and teach me. Yeah, I learned by doing. But in order to do it, someone needs to know how. Yeah.

Otherwise we're not going to get anywhere. And then most of the time I actually end up only playing the same game over and over. Yeah, What's your current top board game? It's really just King of Tokyo. That's Oh yeah, I just played that a lot. I've never played that Packs a lot I've. Never played it. Really, it's a very easy game. It's a good opening game. Yeah, I'm familiar with the existence, I've just never played it. You'll be able to play it soon. It's coming to Xbox.

Oh OK, well I'd have to buy it because I don't have game pass although. I don't think it's even coming to Game Pass, all right. Discord's offering me free Nitro, which comes with Game Pass. Now they're trying to Microsoft's trying to get me back through. Through. Tendrils, I think. They're trying to pull you back in. Yeah, well, Speaking of Xbox. Yes. So Forza Horizon 6 came out now officially came out this week, but if you purchased it the

deluxe edition or the premium upgrade he got it early and got it last week right just off that it made it to the top 10 most played games that are already over a million people were playing it before it was even officially released. So I think it's a game pass. So I think it's doing well I. Think it's a success? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've heard a lot about it. People seem to be loving it. I like these games, so that's certainly tempting, but. I got a shock because it's not cheap like just.

The Oh yeah, you mentioned that. It's $90.00 so. Oh yeah, so to play this right, it's on Game Pass, yes, but what don't I get if I just play it on Game Pass, which is what I normally would do? You won't get the expansions when they come out. That's OK. Yeah, that's I'm used to that. You won't get the treasure map. If you're going to go around and collect all the collectibles, that's very useful. Oh OK. Is it an actual physical map? It's not a physical map, no. Goonie. Is it a goonie style map?

No. OK. No, no, you just you bring up the map and it shows you where they are on the map in the game. OK, so it's like cheating. Yes. Yeah, got it. And some cars that I don't even know which cars I got because. OK. I was trying to compare the race. Yeah. All right. Well OK fine I've I have a feeling that game pass is going to be in my future again soon. I just don't know what level of it and I assume I need the top

like I was out. What are they calling it Ultimate? I think I need ultimate. Yeah, because probably, Yeah, because this they're not going to release all day one games think code at all to you. So I think you'd have to get the higher one. I want to play the Indiana Jones expansion, but I'm going to have to buy that presumably even if I have game pass. Is that true? Yes. Yeah, and then it makes me think there's a little part of me that wants to get it on the Switch too, just to see.

But I'm wondering how much of A downgrade that's going to be. And, and I'll have to play the whole game again, obviously, because I finished it on the Xbox. That's a that's a big investment. And if it doesn't look as good because it will be a downgrade. I know I'm just. Curious, I might I might look into that. Or isn't it? With some of the switched games you actually just play a streamed version so it might look. Yeah, some of the Resident Evil ones like that.

And I wondered so one of the things I was talking to someone about this the other day about how oh is I think it was someone at work. It's with with a kid. It became difficult. It's getting easier, but it became very difficult for a long time to play games consistently for a long period of time. And like now I'm kind of more able to play things like Dune or kind of exiles where you have to kind of, But if I'm going to go play Dune, I can't just jump in and quickly do a thing because it's I got to load the games, going to load into the MMO. And then if I go to do

something, if I want to stop playing, I have to go back to my base to log out. I just. Well, you can, but. You can, but yeah, you can't log in for a quick 15 minutes, play one match and log off. You. Yeah. I can't just, I can't just walk away from it, you know what I mean? Like the game continues and I'm in the world, whereas the Switch usually makes that kind of thing pretty easy because most Switch games you hit the power button and it goes to sleep. But those games, how does that

work? Like if I'm playing like RES, I know Resident Evil Village I think specifically is one of those games where it's streamed. So how does it work on the Switch? And presumably I can't play it without an Internet connection, which is also a little strange for a Switch game. Yeah, takes away one of the big sellers of the switch is that it's portable. Right, but if it's your only console I guess you would just deal with it. I don't know, I'm just curious about listeners watches. Let us know, have you got?

Switch. And do you, have you played one of the streaming games? And yeah, how does it work? Is it just how you just have to log out and whatnot the way you would? Normally and go back to your last save. It's not like the Xbox One two just quick resume. Yeah, yeah, like if I just hit the power button on the switch, what happens? I can't, I don't know what to tell you because I I'm not buying a switch to this time. I brought the original switch. I played it twice. I love my Switch.

I'm trying to get into. I want a little, just a little game I can pick up and goof around in. And everybody talks about Stardew Valley constantly. Yes. And I cannot get into that game. I just cannot and I don't. Everybody loves it like you have played it. Yeah, I have. I've played a little bit of it and I'm saying my I don't get what the big fuss is about. I don't get, and it's got to be me. People love that fucking game. It's sort of like it's what's the other game you've been

playing on the Switch? Do you mean graveyard keeper? Not graveyard keeper I like. That. That's I like, that's a great game. See, that's what I mean. Like what? People like study Valley more so like why don't I? What have I been playing on the Switch? Have I been playing on the Switch? Animal Crossing. Animal Crossing. That's the one, because it seems just like an extended, expanded version of Animal Crossing. Like you go around, you build

little things, but they bring in combat a little bit more. You can, but my understanding is you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. No, I think, I think the thing that stresses me, you know, you have like a limited number of things you can do every day. Yeah, I think that stresses me out and maybe I just need to get over that You're. Just worried about your time management and what you should be committing to because you don't want to run out of energy and. Yeah, but from what I'm hearing, I'm worrying about a thing that doesn't matter because like you

could, there's no time limit in the game or anything. No, you're not. Maybe it just. Feels like I'm not being efficient, yes. Because I'm like, maybe have a look at it again, maybe if released like an endless mode or something. Oh yeah, you don't have to worry about that. Maybe because there might be other people out there like you, I. Don't know why I'm so like determined to fucking force myself to like this game. I don't know. I just got like a people at work

were talking about it like this week and they were going, Oh yeah, they just love it so much. And I was like, why don't I love it? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? You just can't join in on those conversations, yeah. Yeah, except to be that annoying person who's like, well, actually I don't like that game. So games that you don't like go on Grand Theft Auto 60. Yeah, it's still coming. Yeah, not delayed, still coming in November. I don't know that I don't like it. You just don't tend to like the

Grand Theft Auto games in general. Yeah, well, it's not even I don't like them. I just don't think of them. And then I got better things to play. I I wouldn't even. It's not that I disliked them, I just I'm fairly like eh about them. I quite like these sort of open world games, especially when they introduce first person to it. Again, clearly I'm wrong. Everybody likes Oh yes, because this is going to make billions of dollars day one. Not from me.

No, from me it will. I may never play this, but I Yeah. So where is this one set? This one's going back to Vice City, I believe. Oh, that's right. Yeah. OK, Yeah, I remember that game. I mean, I played a bit of that. I played a bit of all of them. Yeah, I finished all of them. I when they did the re release, I tried to go through and replay them because I really enjoyed them when they originally came out, yeah. Could. Could not get into the re release version so the graphics

looking a little bit better. Just the controls were just wrong. They didn't feel natural. What? What did they change? It's not that they didn't change anything, it's the fact that they they were the same controls they had back in the day and it just didn't feel wrong. I see, I see, I see. Yeah, they janky. Yeah, I remember Red Dead Redempt. See, I like those games. I never finished two, but I did like those games. 2 was a very long game. Yeah, but if you're.

Just I'm to get some real start of the game. Just getting through the snow takes you an hour. Yes, I remember when the I tried to play the first Red Dead Redemption like long, long, long time ago, I think on my 360 and I thought the controls for that were atrocious. And I actually gave up on the game for a long time and then they patched it, I guess because I think we talked about this in the show. Dan and I moved into the apartment, didn't have Internet and I got the game and then like was infuriated by it. And then when we and then ranted

about it on the podcast, I think, and then we got Internet and then I was like, oh, OK. Nevermind. Because that's what used to happen. You'd buy a game, you didn't need the Internet, and you could play it straight from the disk, but that's it. You just got what was on the disk. But most games were coming up with day one patches back then. Yeah, but no. And. Now as well. Yeah, well, some of them. There's been some games like I've pre loaded and then the day

one patch is you basically reinstall the entire game. It's sort of like why am I pre loading this then yeah? I know it's, yeah, I mean, I understand it's games are much more complicated these days, but it is frustrating. Well, it's been 13 years since Grand Theft Auto 5 came out. What? I'm pretty sure that's funny. Double check A5 release date. Yeah, it came yeah. 17th of September, 2013. Yeah, right. And they've just been sitting back making a fortune off of their online. Yeah.

Didn't make any single player content and I still hate them for that, but I've still purchased a game like 5 times or something ridiculous. Just just on that topic of time passing, someone said the other day and we try to do the math right in my head, it's been longer since it's been longer since 1980 than it was from 1950 in 1980. Yes. Yeah, or like 19851955. Yeah. So if they were to make, if they were to make, Back to the Future now. He'd be going back to 1985. No, he'd go back to the 90s.

Oh, fuck off, all right. Yeah. Right. That sucks. All right. I keep. Yeah. 2026. Fucking hell, man. Yeah. All right. Yeah, it's just going so quick, like June is next week. June happens every year. So that's, yeah, we're halfway through. I know it's going to be 2027. I know when I see stuff now and it's like, oh, that's not coming out until 2027. I'm like, oh, that's fucking

ages away. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's really not. Yeah, all right, so GTA is still in November. Yep, because I think people are starting to worry they're not hearing any news but I I doubt they could they there's no way they can move it again, they'd upset the Internet far too much. Yeah. And you don't want to upset the Internet. It's a bad idea. Because they'll get upset for 5 minutes before they find before they move on to the next thing and then still buy the game when

it comes out. So 6 is going to have online stuff too, presumably. Do we know any of that stuff about it? It will, but I doubt it'll be day one. Right. Because remember even before the five I think came out like 6 months after. Yeah, Red Dead 2 as well, right? Yeah, they want people to play the single player first, then they release it so and then it'll be a year before they released APC version. That's right. I remember when Red Dead Redemption 2 Live came out and

people were. Oh. Be trying to what do you call that? I mean being racist but what what what did they re enacting actual period appropriate attitudes and it's like. And it's also beating up on the women who were fighting for women's suffrage and, Oh yeah, through the streets and. The YouTube videos of that. Yeah, yeah. Very funny. So there's some other Xbox news and the Xbox head of strategy says console gaming is important, durable and still growing.

And I'm assuring, assuming this is in the context of like people are worried that with all the cloud stuff, consoles won't be a thing anymore. And like, it's a bit weird, right? Because the he still might mean that yes, the way that they think of it, you know, like so like if Xbox is just streaming, well, that's not I don't think that's what people mean when they say they want consoles, right. No, to me they want a console where they can just put a disk in and the game. Runs on the console, and you don't necessarily have to have

it hooked up to the Internet or anything. But we haven't had that for two generations now. Yeah, yeah. Well, as we said earlier with all the patches and stuff. Yeah. It's not. We don't live in a world where you could go buy a console and put it in a cabin in the woods with no Internet. And go buy. A game on disk and put the game in and expect the fucking game to work. No, of course not, because they don't you. Also, even if even if you could

do that, you didn't still have to wait for the game to install. Oh yeah, play from the disk. That's true, but but like the version of the game that you get on the disc is is not actually unplayable. Yes, like what? Imagine if you had Cyberpunk 2037. Imagine if you had just tried to play that off for. Me mate, worked fine for me. I don't know what people would complain about. I played through that whole game, it was fine. We will. I think I had to do one hard reset, but we were lucky enough

to have Xbox Series X as day one. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I know it was a if I was on the Xbox One, I would have been furious because I I was gagging for that game. Yeah, and they would. They did do good and they did make that game playable. But because of that, we missed out on. More than playable mate. That game is like phenomenal and they'd only made it better and better and better. Yeah, but we missed out on additional DLC because they focus so much on making it playable on the older.

I see. I see. Yeah. Yeah, we missed out on more content that could have been there. Yeah, that's a shame. Even though I didn't finish the deal, so that came out. Phantom Liberty. Yeah, I just forgot how to play the game. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's tough. But no, I think it's still going to be streaming is going to be the future, which I'm not a fan of. No, but I do feel like that's the reality.

Yeah, as I've said, like I reckon we've got one more console generation that's just full on console generation, and then it's going to be all streaming from then on, because there's been a few streaming services that have tried that just haven't worked. But now you've got like you're using GeForce Now, isn't it? Yeah, Yeah. And you're streaming everything off that and it's all fine. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. I haven't turned my Xbox on in. I don't even want. I don't even think about how

long it's been since I turned my Xbox on. But you can already, you can also, you've got Xbox Cloud, you can already start doing that. And so it's the way in the future. People just need to accept it even though I don't want it either. I mean, everything is like that. Look at the way we record this now. Yeah. Like the way we used to do this show. Four of us in A room. Yeah, yeah. We went from four of us in a room, not we didn't need

Internet or anything from that. We just I'd have to travel up from Sydney. We record 4 episodes in one go. Yeah. And we switched to everybody. We did it online, but everybody had to record their side of the conversation so we could put them all together and then and. Then. Yeah, various encourages that, Yeah. And then now we just do it like this and it just records everything. Yep. No matter how I can complain kicking and kicking and screaming, it's just it's got

stuff's going to change. It's. You should need to accept it sometimes. I mean, this is very convenient versus the. Yeah, this makes life a lot easier. Like you're travelling now and you're still just able to do it. When I was travelling around Asia. Right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you, You recorded this show from a fucking bar in Laos or the fuck? You were at the time. Like. I just in the middle.

I was ordering Ball B, Yeah, I didn't have to find a quiet pub. But then now you. Can be weird. And I I'm not sure you'd be able to play your Xbox in such a situation because you need higher. No, there's a few. There's big countries I'd be able to win, Thailand and I think Vietnam, but I mean you. Need a? You need a fast connection. Like yes. You need guaranteed for. Otherwise, yeah, well, it depends on what you're playing I suppose. But.

Yeah, but yeah, I'd still have fun. But yeah, so don't worry, we're still getting another console. It's just going to cost you $3,000,000. Yeah, Yeah, exactly. Yeah. The point of this is they are still making a new Xbox, as unaffordable as that will be. Yes, given the current situation. Because people need to go on to AI and ask them to make people have bigger boobs. Yep, that's a human right. Yeah, I still say AI is pretty useful for some things. Oh, I find it very useful as

well. But I think a lot of it that you do see, the stuff that you see on social media is all crap. A lot of it just and it's being used a lot more for scamming people now which sucks. I tried the other day, people, a lot of people talk about, you know, having multiple AI agents doing all this stuff to make their day easier. And so I was like, I got to get in on this. So I, I've set up, I have a on my server at home, I've set up some stuff just to play with it. And I was like, OK, what can I have this thing do? And I couldn't think of anything

because I, my life, I intentionally like keep it simple, I think. And like, because I was trying to figure out what do these people have these AI agents doing? And it's like, oh, you know, they've got meetings all day and they've got like thousands of emails and this kind of stuff. And I'm like, oh man, I protect that. Like, like, I don't have that problem because I've been, I've always been really like protective of that kind of thing where it's like, no, no, my inbox needs to be empty. And if I get an e-mail and I

don't want to hear from it, I fucking unsubscribe or I just block it. Like I don't have thousands of emails in there. My emails would make you feel so uncomfortable if you saw them. Probably you're one of those thousands of unread emails kind of people. I, I and I also never delete anything either. So I don't delete them, I archive them. But they're all in inbox. Inbox. Only stuff that's in my inbox is stuff that I have to do something with and it won't be in there long because I have to

move it from there into my I have A to do app because if I don't put stuff in my to do app, it's not going to get done. I'm like, I'm just, I have systems and the systems need to be obeyed and I have to do it. So there's just nothing for an AI agent? To do what I do. I'm the AI. To do for me is I did, I took a lot of photos when I was on my trip and I want them to, I want them to go through my photos and just pick out the ones that are good. Just let me know. And then they're the ones I'll share with the people I've been

on a trip with that. Yeah. OK. I'm not sure that'll work for me too, because I feel like I have weird tastes as far as photos go. I like vibes more than I do actually like good photos. Yeah, I'm learning like because I like a photo. I got all this. I like this. And then generally like, that's not the best photo and I'm like, I don't know. I like it. I don't know what to do. I like about it. I can't put it into words.

So I'm not sure an AI agent would be able. To well this is not really for me, this is for other people. Can't Google just do that though? Well, can I just need to actually load my photos up first? That's step one. Because couldn't you just go into Gemini and say just find me the good photos from when I was in Vietnam and it it probably would be able to do that? Probably able to do that, but I've got some that are on my camera that are on my SD card that I still haven't uploaded yet.

OK, well, it can't do that. You're going to have to do that step one, upload photos. Yeah. I'm not as all the most as you. This might surprise you. I've got we're going to see how this works, but I do have my little agent set to e-mail me when someone dies and I because I feel like we sometimes miss them. No, no, no, I was this is the thing I they could think of is so we're going to see if this helps like pad geek of the week. Yeah, because yeah, I did see. Literally, it will read the obituaries every day and it will let me know who died.

Because I have had a sneak peek at who You forgot to think Geek of the Week this week and. Well, this one was in my feed anyway, because yeah, I know you. Don't, but we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. This is who you've got A sweet contender, but. Like that, Surely that's not the only person who's. Died. There must be other people who have died this week. Yeah, I think. But if you do want to find out who's up for being a potential geek of the week, you will need to go to patreon.com/mortal

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think is the show over already? No, we just remembered to do this instead of just throwing it on at the end. Yeah, I just, I just felt like a natural time to bring it up. Yeah. Game news, a game I like, but I, you know, I don't like I said, I don't have a lot of time to play, but I do like Destiny Two. However, it's coming to an end. In a sense, it's still going to exist. Yeah, but they will not be making new content for Destiny 2 after June, and they've laid off a bunch of people, unfortunately, at Bungie because that's how games work.

I think this one has been a pretty good run. See, I I tried to play and I get to a certain point in it and then the cup gets to the grindy part and then gets to rage, stuff like that. And I just chewed out once we get there. Yeah, no, I really like it. It's just like I said, it's hard for me to commit to one game. I even like do an awakening. I have to go in and power up my base. So that's all I've done. You know, I go in, I Potter around a bit and I put. But it's got you going back all the time.

It's got your. Destiny doesn't have a hook like that. No, and the problem is if you were probably to go in and play Destiny now from the last time you played it, it's probably a completely different game. Oh yeah, we've talked about this before. Yeah, yeah. After a long break it like sometimes it just throws you straight into a mission and I'm like what the fuck is happening? Yeah, yeah. And it's just trying to catch you up on the story that you've missed. And it's.

Yeah. Yeah, but I mean it is good like the gameplay is good like as a first person shooter I think it's I didn't really solid. Didn't enjoy it, but yeah, just this is a game that you need to commit a lot of time to and be across and you need to really play with people, with raids and stuff. But it moved. On to play with me. I just like I said, don't. It's the time actually, and also it's harder with people in Australia, obviously. Yeah, for me. But what it is at the moment is I think people are moving away

from these MMO type games and they're moving more over to Deluders like Marathon and Arcaders, where you sort of go in, collect resources, then you've got to extract the resources. That seems to be where the trend is going at the moment. OK, so I played Arcaders, I didn't mind that. Marathon, I just couldn't get into marathon. The Arc Raiders I really enjoyed. You collect resources in Marathon. Yeah, it's now an extraction shooter. It's not a first person shooter

this marathon. It's still first person, but. I feel like I don't know that I've played one of these. I I mean I've played Borderlands which. That's yeah. No, that's a Gluda shooter. That's a Gluda shooter. It. Was there were parts of the parts of the division that were like this? Yeah, yes. Yeah, yeah. And so that's what now the game has gone to completely. It's just you go in, collect stuff, go back to your base, upgrade your weapons, upgrade

your base, go out. You play with other people and some people are nice and other people will just sit there and care if you will murder you. But in upgraders, they've actually got a really good thing where if you're someone who likes to be aggressive and shoot out the players, they'll try and match you with other players that like to play like that and other people who like to just play friendly, just pass them by or help they'll. Just teamed up with them. Yep, not all the time, but some people are just Dicks. Oh. Great is.

No, I I arthritis was I enjoyed marathon, just couldn't get. OK, I've seen this box art. Let's see, what does this game look like? Oh, interesting. Bugs like giant robots. Oh, they're robots. So rogue AI has taken over the earth type of thing. My my rogue AI agent, it decided that it was going to create Geeks of the week. Maybe that's maybe I'm going to bring about the end of humanity by asking my AI agent to. It just gets so upset that's not able to find anyone in the podcast and I keep rejecting all its selections and it just goes

bad and yeah. It sounds kind of cool. I could, yeah. I bet. No, Yeah, I could. It's going to be a time sync that I don't have time for, so maybe I shouldn't look at this. This is one that I can drop in and out of a little bit more. Like you can drop in and play a couple of matches and then log off. You don't have to worry about upkeep or anything, so. Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to stick with Dune for now. I do like.

It Yeah, yeah, you probably stick to one game at a time. Don't be like me. He's playing Forza Horizon 6 and Lego Batman. Lego Batman? I'm not sure is yeah. New Lego Batman came out yesterday. All of my Lego games. Yeah, I'm torn between Dune Awakening and Conan Exiles now because of the Conan Exiles update. Oh. God, it's so good. So which one looks better now? Oh, interesting. I would say maybe Dune still because was designed with the

better engine in mind. Yeah, whereas kind of exiles is kind of like still got little clunky things. Yeah, but it's it's on. A basically just wrapped a new skin around it and went off and. Depends. Better looking depends on what you want to look at. Yeah. Is in a certain sense Conan Exiles Looks better if you know what. I mean, could that be because when you're creating your character in Dune, they're they're clothed? Let's just say Conan Exiles is a lot hornier than than Dune

Awakening. OK, OK. I'll keep that in mind. Yeah, but I mean, other than that it's the same game, you know, Like the combat in Conan excels, I find frustrating. But the other aspects of it, I don't know. Like something about the stuff, not the horniness, the, I don't know, it's just it's a good combo of all the different things I like. This is not sounding good. No, it's really not. I have resource gathering, building, building a base. Having people work for. Yeah, enslaving people, you

know, Yeah, it's a great game. Giving them jobs without paying them. Oh, they they get paid. I don't know if they like what I pay them but. All right, let's move on. Oh, OK, some James Bond news. There's more James Bond news already. Yes, they are auditioning people. The auditioning is happening. Yeah, we spoke about this last week. OK, In that case, this news is that it's not going to be a period piece, was the main take away from this article. People were thinking, is it

going to go back and be like a 50s style Bond film because that's what the books were. Yeah. And no, that is not the case that. It's not. No, it's going to be. Modern. Modern. So, OK, we'll see. Yeah. And the script is finished. We talked about that I think last. Week. Yeah, yeah. So scripts done. They're looking for people. I'm.

I'm putting my hand up. They're also just anyone who's out there. There's been like odds and ends, people saying people have auditioned, have that like they've done their audition so. OK, I I I should maybe check? Nobody I know. I should check my e-mail. Yes. Might be in some way that I've missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we made it pretty clear that you're interested. So yes, yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't have contacted. You yet? Yeah, because yeah, I'm in.

I'm cheap. Yes, free. In fact, I would say potentially not to, you know, I'm not don't want to get ahead of myself and offer you up for free if you're not not interested, but. No, no, I'm prepared to do this for free. Would you? Would you be in a life estranged television series, Luke? Would you be up for that? You like those games, right? I love those games. I'm actually playing another one at the moment. Oh, there you go, they are making ATV show of it. OK, so I could I could see this

being ATV show. They've got four people lined up to be in it already. Maybe you could be the 5th? The problem is a lot of them are sort of seem to be angsty teenage girls. What's the problem? I don't think having me as the guy around the angsty teenage girls is the best look for me. I've not played the games. Is that not well? What? What happens in the games? I know? All I know about the games is that they're like point and clicky sort of, And a girl has powers.

Yes, such a very wide time. OK, so in the first one, spoilers ends up that there's the old guy, that there is a guy that's in it. There you go. Ends up being a murderer who kidnaps teenage girls to torture them for his photography. OK. And takes photos of them while torturing them and sometimes goes a bit too far and that's why they die. So that I don't want to play that part. Why it'd be a challenge for you it'd. Be a big challenge. I'd have to look at the photos.

I like taking photos, I don't like looking at them. OK, well, you know, I think a lot of killers are strange. Like that I'm not a method actor so. True, true. Is that what the game's about? I didn't know that. Yeah, the first one's about, yeah, she can rewind time and it's a whole story about how a girl's gone missing and yeah, OK. Yeah, I knew that. But then she gets yeah. And then the the second one was following a brother, two brothers, as they sort of ran from the law.

And then they found out no, people like the story of Max, so they went back to that. And so I'm playing the current ones at the moment. So there was one that was set before Life is Strange which follows. Life is normal. Life is normal. And then I'm playing the one I'm playing at the moment, sort of set 10 years after and you're playing as Max again as she's now teaching photography. OK. And then there's another, there's one coming out that I'm playing at the moment that came out very quickly.

That's this reunion where the two main characters get back together and then trying to stop the school from burning down. And then there's another one coming out later this year, which follows the story following the other girls in her life leading up before she met Max. So it's all yeah. Like just making pumping them out. They are, they really are, but I enjoy them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all for this. Lots of people do OK. But yeah, it's going to be set up and followed sort of like

the. I should play the first one catch up. Well, you could maybe watch it and I. Could probably play it on my switch too. Yeah, I've played the first one I think 3 times because released on different versions and achievement sack. All right, it's like a just, it's like a adventure game, right? You kind of wander around and do stuff you. Walk around, do stuff, talk to people. And then there's puzzles where you've got to use your power of

rewinding time to work out how to do things and. Yeah, just like. The story's quite good. I really enjoyed. Highly recommend. Well, I. Already know what's going to happen now, but that's fine. Well, I did say spoil a warning for a game that came out 10 years ago. Probably longer than that actually. Yeah, it came out on the three 60s originally. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, yeah, Amazon's making ATV

show of it. Cool. OK. Yep, I'm in. Oh, you know what, I'm going to move that down here just for fun. All right? Well, so Oh yeah, we've got some. This is sort of follow up, I suppose, in a way. Concert tickets, right? We've complained about concert tickets I think before. And there's this, you know, this Ticketmaster lawsuit's been on over here with like Ticketmaster owns everything related to concert tickets and so they can

like just make them very expensive and. And then they charge extra fees on top of the fees that. Right. And then on, on, on that note, actually I looked there's billboards around Rhode Island right now because Metallica are going to be playing at Mohegan Sun, which is a casino. And that'd be amazing to see. I've never seen Metallica for some reason. Because they've always been. Excuse me? They've always been very expensive to see in Australia. I think when they came out, this was a long time ago and it was

like $150.00 and at the time that was. A lot of money that was an. Obscene amount of money. It's probably not now anyway. I was like, Oh yeah, I'll go see Metallica. No, no I won't because I will not pay $600 to sit it up the back 600 fucking dollars. $600.00 I want to speak at the front. 600 bucks to sit at the back like what is happening? So I don't know if this is going to fix that, but one of the problems Ticketmaster, I guess enables is that the tickets will go on sale and you can resell them. So yeah.

Scalpers and it's reselling sites and. People will just buy them all up and then resell them for a fuck ton of money. So I don't know if that's what's happening with this Metallica thing because that just seems insane to me. But Spotify is going to do this thing where if you are one of the, you know, like, do you use Spotify? I use Google. OK, Spotify will, you know, you've seen Spotify Wrapped and all that, right? Yeah, Yeah. It tells you like you're in the top X percentage of fans of

whatever band and all that kind of stuff. I think that if you're one of the top fans of a band, you will get early access to buy tickets and you can't fake it kind of thing. So the idea is that this will stop scalpers from doing that because they just won't have access to them unless they are like for some reason like also fans of of a band. Or they just set up an account and just have it on repeat. Well, so OK, this it says we'll identify real fans based on factors like streams, shares, and other Spotify activity, and we'll also monitor the activity

of premium users to ensure they're real humans and not bots. If you're 1 of an artist's most dedicated fans, you'll have the opportunity to purchase 2 tickets during a dedicated window, typically around a day. OK, I I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, it sounds like it could be good. Yeah. They they caution there will more than likely be more super fans than there are seats available on a tour, so not every fan will end up receiving an offer like for Yeah, I imagine someone like Taylor Swift, like the ACT, the fans

outnumber the seats any given show. Like yeah, it's just not possible. But no I can. But this would prevent scalpers. In theory, I think it's a pretty good idea. Well. Even just having a better limit on tickets sales and. Just stop. Reselling. Because I think one of the things that's always sad is then somebody really loves a band and they don't get to go just because, you know, other people bought the tickets. And this would stop that.

And but then conversely, I suppose is this might mean, you know, a casual fan wouldn't be able to get tickets at all. This is the opportunity to, yeah. So I guess that's an aspect of it as well, like someone who's a casual fan but also gets up really early in the morning to buy the tickets kind of thing. You won't be able to do that like. Yeah, no, I think it's a step in the right direction. But because I that's always been hard. I remember having to sleep out to buy tickets. Yeah.

And he still weren't guaranteed to get a ticket. Yeah, we used to line up in the parking lot. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to go see a band in October. What band? Tism. It's a serious mum tism. Yep, they're still around, I take it. They asked they yeah, they're, they've come. One of the one of the main guys died a few years ago. They said like, we're not coming back because it was a big push for them to be our Eurovision contestants.

And they basically came out and went like, look, we're all one of the guys has died, we're not doing it. And then they started playing shows again. Yeah, right. And they missed Eurovision. Yeah, next year I'm definitely going to go see them because. Australia's Eurovision this year didn't see it activity watching the Romanian 1. The Romanian one was sick. I didn't watch any. I don't watch Eurovision. There's a few. Of friends who are into it. Yeah, yeah, I'm not definitely not into it.

There was just, there were a few this year, like there was the the Croatian one was very good. The the Croatian one and the Serbian one were both very good, very different. One was metal and 1 was like a traditional like like chant kind of thick. It was fucking cool though. And then the Romanian 1 was a metal band too. I think we have started to send better contestants because it wasn't the first year we were able to enter. We can't win, but we're able to enter. I think we sent Guy Sebastian. Oh, OK.

Oh, I know. Who was Australia's. I do know this. It was Delta Goodrem. Why? Yeah, that's exactly, exactly why. Oh, I guess someone. Some people like her, I guess. I know, but Tizen would have been better. This one feels more in the spirit of the show. The reason I remember is because when I yeah, because I remember thinking, why is, is Delta Goodrem still a artist like? I don't think she stopped, I don't think. I would have thought she'd

retired by now. Delta Goodrem, Yeah. Yeah, still. So she's just singing a songwriter and actress. Yeah, fair enough. I'm just haven't. I'm not in Australia so I don't hear anything about her at all. No, I don't hear anything about her or either and I'm here, but it doesn't for me. She doesn't really feel like Eurovision to me. Eurovision is going to be over the top and. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

I know she's playing shows at the moment. She's over in Europe at the moment. No, There you go. She's playing London, the London bar. Why you said them like that? I don't know, but yeah, I don't think you get her for a hard time buying tickets, but. Maybe she's very popular. They do like neighbors in the UK. Neighbors is cancelled. Yeah, no, but she was on it, right? Was she? Was she? Our neighbors are home and away.

She wasn't she on one of those Delta Goodrem neighbors? Yeah, neighbors. OK, I I thought it was. Neighbors. How long was Delta Goodrem in neighbors? She was in neighbors for, geez, a long time. She was in it for three years and then she came back in 2015 and then she came back in 2020. Two. Yeah. Oh. Yes, that's why she's famous. Because of neighbors. That's the only reason Kylie Minogue is famous. Yeah, true.

I mean, not anymore. People don't know her. People know her as a singer, which is, yeah, not us. Not us. She's from neighbors. She married Craig McLaughlin. Was it? Did she? No, in the show. Oh. Oh, yes, yes. I thought I was like, yeah, OK. What's he doing now, Craig? Cameo. He's an Australian gold Logie winning actor and composer, composer, singer, singer, musician, singer and composer. OK, there you go.

He doesn't have any shows coming up. Years active 1981 to 2018. I want how do they they do this on Wikipedia, right? Years active Like what does that mean he's just not active anymore? Like he's not dead like, is he? People retire. Do when people retire? Because it says to present like he's still doing stuff. I don't. I don't know what years active means. Craig McLaughlin leaves Rocky Horror Show in wake of harassment claims. OK, so that that's the last time

he did anything. It was 2018. I remember when he used to do that. Not harassment. The harassment not. The Harassment The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah, yeah, formerly of Check 1-2. I guess that was a band. I did that. I yeah, I think he tried to do a music career as well, but just didn't quite follow. What, Kylie? Why are we talking about Kylie Minogue? Craig McLaughlin and the culprits was his band.

That's how he got. Caught. Ah, don't put it on the poster. No, my band is I will touch you, your Honour. It's on the poster. They knew what they were getting into. Oh, he played was a character Henry Ramsey. That's right. God. Ramses. Yeah, Neighbors was a show. I think the only I remember toadfish. Yeah. He was starting off as a rebel and smoking and then ends up becoming a lawyer.

Yeah, he's, he's. I mean, if they were making the show still, he'd still be on it. Still be on it. Yeah, he was like that. I. Think in front of the episodes, he got married and then as he was driving away and he his car backed over his new wife or something and she died. And it was not my whole story arc on that. Oh. No, Tony Rebecki. That's him. Portrayed by Ryan Maloney, 30 years. He was on that show 1995 to 2025.

So he was on there until the end. Yeah, 30 fucking years. He did that like. I don't know him from anything else has. He done anything else? Let me see. I don't think so. Neighbors versus zombies. What? Neighbors versus zombies in March 2014, a new zombie episode series was announced. It was a zombie spin off of neighbors storyline sees hope teaming up with Mason Turner to try and stop a zombie invasion. I need to find. This yes, if this exists.

It was called Neighbors Zombies on Ramsey Street. Oh my God. That's awesome. All right, we need to. We need to find it, I guess. TuneIn next week and you'll hear what we thought of the neighbors zombies on Ramsay St. Yeah. Zombies. I really hope. Here it is. It's there. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube, all right. Definitely shooting because yeah, you'll have a review of this. Fuck, all right?

Zombies were very big at that time, so why not? Yeah, neighbors VS Zombies. All right, I'm going to put this in for next time. Yeah. All right, on that note, where are we going now though? That is a good question. Where are we going now? I think right now we're going to go to the after party. So if you want to continue to listen to us, you're going to pay up. That's right. And then you mentioned a geeky the week candidate. I switched another one down there just.

Before I did see. So there's actually 2. There is actually a contender now. Yeah, it's like it's loose, but I figured for. Fun. Worth a shot. Yeah, so Dina's patreon.com/multiple new orgasm. Yeah, we'll keep talking otherwise. If not, that's fine. Whatever. That's fine. We'll still see you next. Time pop a like pop a subscribe see you next. Week. Oh yeah, all that stuff, boy.

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