Luke’s finally watching Season 5 of Stranger Things. Better late than never! And can’t a person just pee in peace without fear of being filmed?
The Bone Temple not doing well - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-bone-temple-crumbles-at-box-office/ Kathleen Kennedy says Indy will never be done - https://www.darkhorizons.com/kennedy-indiana-jones-will-never-be-done/ Gore Verbinski says Unreal is why CGI is bad - https://www.darkhorizons.com/verbinski-blames-unreal-for-bad-movie-cgi/ Man from Pokemon company arrested for putting cameras in bathrooms - https://kotaku.com/pokemon-company-ben-tsai-employee-camera-starbucks-arrest-2000661238 Google keeps messing up AI headlines - https://www.theverge.com/tech/865168/google-says-ai-news-headlines-are-feature-not-experiment
Something is different this week, can you figure out what it is? We reveal the answer at the end of the episode!
Major Nelson has been laid off - https://kotaku.com/xbox-major-nelson-unity-layoffs-2000659406 No more Naked Gun movies are in the works - https://www.darkhorizons.com/dont-expect-a-naked-gun-reboot-sequel/ We have a photo of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-photo-sophie-turner-in-tomb-raider/ The internet appears to be broadly pleased with it - https://kotaku.com/tomb-raider-sophie-turner-lara-croft-reaction-outfit-2000660188 The Fallout TV show might be Big Brother in a vault - https://kotaku.com/fallout-amazon-tv-show-reality-vault-shelter-2000660254 Players are remaking the Charlie Kirk assassination as missions in GTA Online - https://kotaku.com/gta-online-charlie-kirk-killing-assassination-missions-rockstar-deleting-censor-block-2000659038 Mother of Elon’s kid sues over Grok deepfakes - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/01/mother-of-one-of-elon-musks-offspring-sues-xai-over-sexualized-deepfakes/ Kathleen Kennedy is gone - https://www.darkhorizons.com/kathleen-kennedy-officially-exits-lucasfilm/ She gave an update on some stuff - https://www.darkhorizons.com/kennedy-on-status-of-star-wars-projects/
Luke has a desk, but not a microphone. Fingers crossed for next week. But we won’t let that stop us discussing all the latest in random stuff from the internet!
Rogue Squadron is now a TV series - https://www.darkhorizons.com/rogue-squadron-to-become-a-tv-series/ Margot Robbie is the new Patrick Bateman? - https://www.darkhorizons.com/margot-robbie-leads-new-american-psycho/ Apparently Witcher season 4 is bad, surprising nobody - https://www.darkhorizons.com/new-the-witcher-reviews-arent-good/ A man has purchased a life-size “anatomically correct” Henry Cavill doll - https://www.queerty.com/man-buys-a-life-size-silicone-anatomically-correct-henry-cavill-doll-immediately-goes-viral-20251008/ Sydney Sweeney wore a dress - https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/30/sydney-sweeney-sheer-dress-photos-variety/86982256007/
Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday!
Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/
Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/
Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/furiosa-cgi-backlash-missing-point-hollywood/
Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse?
Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid 19The Rock has Covid 19Mando season two in October 2020John Boyega not a fan of Disney
Keanu not aware that The Matrix was exclusively about being trans
Ridley Scott not super impressed by Epic’s 1984 parody
If you’re not busy watching Stranger Things season 3, tune into our latest podcast!
Links:Create nudes of anyone
Create a sex doll based on your dead lover
Galaxy’s Edge is not as busy as it should be
Kathleen Kennedy names her replacement
Riz Ahmed missed Star Wars Celebration after being stopped by border security
What is Luke craving this week? It’s probably just more conversation about diets, home goods and how to measure things.
