Luke tells all what he would do to his mother if she took his phone away (sorry Carol)
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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy welcome back again Jens 109 yes how you been pretty good but I really want to jump straight into this I need to get start talking about this Mars one oh right yeah mhm have you heard that it might be a bit of a scam well I think it'll come as a surprise to absolutely no one that it might be a scam I mean Luke if you had been 100% certain that this was definitely going to happen you would have filled in the form right I started to fill in the form is that when things started to seem suspicious are you just we just one step ahead of everybody else is that what this is no I think I'm just lazy right yeah
lazy and lucky apparently well no because I still paid my 33 bucks which you're right yeah but that's not where it ends in terms of getting the money I mean I'm sure you guys have read this article here yeah you got a flly it's all a bit mway a little bit pyramid scheme well somebody want to take us through well it seems like they've all been asked to sign or asked they're all forced to sign non-disclosure agreements and this guy's clearly broken his so I don't know what the deal with that is he's no longer in the top 100 well obviously he wouldn't be after this but um his name is Joseph Ro is that is that the Y and he um right 25 that's for you that seems fair
yeah um there's also rumors going around that they instead of the 200,000 people they only got 2,700 yeah that's a very specific number for a rumor well what I've actually heard about that is it was just when the applications actually closed there was only 2,700 videos profiles on the site yeah so they're counting everybody who downloaded the form the first number in which you are included correct and then they just included the people who actually applied in the second number which was considerably less like 1% he said he was they're all supposed to get this interview like a professional interview and I think the idea was that they were going to come and interview them in person um you know
and test them over days and and go through this procedure to make sure they were suitable and he said what actually happened was he was involved in a 10-minute Skype call and then that's the last he heard of them directly and to be clear this guy's not just some Schmo no he's actually like a physicist and an astronomist right yeah yeah he's well he's doctor yeah J like he he entered this because he wants to go to Mars not because he wants to be on a reality TV show yeah yeah well I assume that's the case with most of the people uh certainly not the videos I saw all right okay uh most of the videos I saw were people well if you don't mind Luke people just like Luke who just thought it' be cool to go to Mars yep nothing wrong with that but Luke's not a
doctor are you not a doctor Luke I reckon I give it a go he's not a doctor astrophysics is what I mean specifically he's a doctor of criminology yeah he's a doctor of a lot of things yeah yeah if you not doctor criminology I don't know why I would have this while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's C crimes I can't believe I didn't even see your [Laughter] segue yeah but yeah so disappointing and I guess yeah you dodged a bullet there a financial bullet Luke oh you did paid any extra yeah that's right he wouldn't have paid an extra money and he wouldn't have gotten through end of story you could have warned people well I'm just looking at some of the people who sort of in the top 100
this person here um is atsuki she's 51 they're not leaving for 10 years she's not going they're not going though you're not going to you're not sending a 60-year-old there none of them are going yeah I know but you think they to keep the sh going would have like make itable chance to go yeah but look here's the thing Mars One have come out and said said that they need to raise $6 billion to do this now number one $6 billion is a lot of money to raise with shitty Point based systems and $30 application forms right you're not going to make $6 billion secondly actual professionals who make rockets and things for a living have said that you'd need trillions of dollars in order to make a manship to
Mars yeah I I was actually listen to an interview today and what they were saying was yes um it would cost a lot more but the NASA and everything they're looking at the return trip as well the reason why they're so cheap is we're just firing you that way and good luck it's like jet star is that all though is that the only reason or is it that they just picked this arbitrary High sounding number that's actually just not high enough well they still say it is doable and they're still pushing ahead with it so they must be it's a bit like jet star as well in that they don't take you all the way to Mars they just kind of drop you off nearby and then you have to catch a shuttle bus the rest of the way or in this case just a shuttle yes
just yeah it's so true it's so true a Tiger Airways is the same yeah you just get taken to a shed near the airport that's right yeah this is this is our fieldway yeah airport here's the thing though um apparently the marsan project had planned to make a lot of its budget by selling the TV rights and they' had a TV network lined up who has since pulled out oh and so not only are they not have a reality like the whole idea is they're going to sell this reality television show which would make a lot of money yeah that was going to they want the television show to pay first yeah and they're not no one's paying until they get there no that's right yeah because No One Believes they're going no you know why because they're not going
like I'll put money on this right now that they don't go even in 10 years you can record this well it's being recorded obviously you could show this to me again in 10 years and I guarantee I'll be going see I was right they didn't go to Mars yeah don't get me wrong I hope they do but they won't yeah yeah it's all very strange like it's such a high-profile scam if it is a scam but like it's one of those things where like you can't prove they're not going to go really like I mean eventually you'll be able to prove that they didn't but well not if they just keep saying yeah we're still working on it I mean this is like those kickstarters that we criticize all the time that raise a whole bunch of money and then go oh it turns out it costs
more than that sorry guys but thanks for the cash yeah like could we do this could we just say yeah we're we're the Mars 2 project can we register Mars 2.com tell everyone they have to enter and it's $30 for the application form yeah as soon as the first mission is successful we'll proceed with ours we are going to chase Mars one yeah we're going to build upon the shoulders of those giants literally we're going to build a rocket on the outside of their rocket so when it takes off ipof facto we take off too we're going to sit in a wheelie bin and I'm going to use my bike chain to attach it to the rocket and then we're going to Mars and then we're going to ha hands so we don't DFT off into space not in a gay way no not in a
gay way I mean if you want it to be sure um it reminds me of stuff like the yeah that company that will look after your pets after the Rapture if you're if you believe in that sort of thing cuz they say oh we're not we don't believe in it so we're not going to heaven but when you do we'll look after your pets for you just pay us a bunch of money now Advance is such an amazing that's so wrong it's genius no it's not wrong cuz if buckwitz want to give them money that's fine yeah and also the um this is more pseudo science stuff but you know like the cryogenics oh yeah where you know you can pay a lot of money to have your body frozen and then maybe one day they'll figure out a way to bring you back maybe yeah except they won't so you're not going to that's
right because you're dead you're already dead yeah Frozen doesn't mean still alive yeah and they've probably done irreparable damage to your brain tissue by by freezing you there's actually a copy where you can freeze your pet's DNA so once they get cloning down you can just clone your pet back oh goodness [ __ ] creepy man but it wouldn't know you it' be like an identical twin you've never met yeah I was thinking about this the other day Luke I was thinking about clones cuz sometimes I just sit there thinking about clones how you do Luke if you and I got cloned the Clones wouldn't have tattoos no that's true I don't know why but they just popped into my head the other
day I can't even think what I'd be like without tattoos anymore and they and they forkins that's true they would they absolutely would speaking of which we had some followup did anyone see this today uh I saw it yes I I haven't addressed it with any like you mean the message weed yeah the message we received as followup to the uh to the circumcision story of last week where a four-year-old boy is being forced to be circumcised against his will and then we had a listener right in uh and I'm sure she won't mind me reading out this email on the podcast on your story on circumcision I know a woman that got both her boys done when they were 4 because if you don't get it done within 10 days you have to wait until they're 4 which answers a lot of
the questions that we were bumbling around last week like why why now that's why yeah her reasoning was that it was due to the fact that she hates giving head to a man who has a four skin and she worries her sons won't be satisfied sexually if they're not done right so this mother is literally circumcising her four-year-old boys so that they can get better blow jobs down the track that's an honorable cause I guess it's a bit weird to even think about that is it it is it is there's a reason behind it there's a reason behind [Music]
[Music] [Music] it [Music] there's a reason behind it so you have you taken this to Heart Luke why would I take this to heart I don't know like do you think you're you think maybe there's um Echoes of that in your family you know is that why they made the decisions they made um I I I really don't want to think about it no no go on no no please don't make me think about it well that's kind of the thing isn't it I mean if you if you go in to the hospital and say I want to get my boys circumcised and they go oh 4 years old it's a bit late are you
sure you want to get them done and why what's the reason and you go oh it's because I don't like giving head to guys who have four skins um no no I think the doctor better be asking a few follow-up questions right now right that's what I mean yeah well I mean rabbis don't like giving [ __ ] to uncircumcised babies either well they they don't mind starting uncircumcised but when they finish they like them to be circumcised yeah so that's what's interesting I um yeah it's a little little strange but um so is there a reason why the four years cuz that just seems you don't do
it in 10 you got to wait till four years when they'll remember it is it punishing the parents for not getting it done or by punishing the children it just seems like a strange thing to yeah I mean if I search for 4 years circumcision yeah only get that little kid yeah you only get that little boy like yeah it just weird like at least we know a reason why they had to wait till 4 but now I'd like to know why doctors have to say that you have to wait 4 years H so please write in let us know she's fled with him what she faces jail time she fled with her
child she kidnapped her own son so he wouldn't get his dick cut off mother of the [ __ ] year followed closely by our listeners friend who circumcised a kid so that we'll get better [ __ ] she will only avoid jail on a contempt charge if she signs the paperwork necessary to schedule the procedure that she initially agreed to no way surely that's an like I Luke absolutely hit the nail on the head last week when he said [ __ ] the law who look I don't want to cut bits off a kid as much as the next guy but a contract is a contract well I guess the point the problem is I do agree sort of
but then on the other hand it can't really be like that like you kind of do need to just kind of go by the rules in a lot of cases cuz you know like otherwise come across this quite a lot where someone will agree to something and then they'll just change the by now I don't really want to do that there has you have to be able to go this piece of Pap if the judge if the judge says you know what ah let him keep his dick and then for some reason there's an issue like later that could come back on him but there should be there should be a statue of limitation on how long that original one last for yes but apparently yeah have to wait 4 years I don't know I couldn't find about that neither where'd she flee to don't
tell everyone yeah no you're right we're on her side you're right all right I think we've already uh so she's broken the law now right so she's on the run with this kid and I'd like to know what Luke would do in her situation jingle TR take take your time while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [ __ ] crimes oh this is really a tough one for skin so just set the same well well the problem that she's done with r is she's now not going to win any legal battle to stop it from happening now so I think she's made but clearly she was so uh convinced that she wouldn't mean
that she has just but no I think it's because she's panicked and now I think if she had have actually took a time wasited a little bit longer while still going through Court cuz she basically got up she can flee just before walking into the hospital that's the time to fate she should have exhausted [Music] every so you support her flight she got no chance of win the timing of it she's got actually runs a chance of actually losing custody as well yeah I wonder if there's a way she could have faked the circumcision you hear what I mean like if she had found a doctor who would say publicly yep I did the circumcision I did it and found a mo who would publicly
say yeah I I sucked the dick afterwards that will know like and then found a prosthetic penis or just a prosthetic foreskin or even just an old balloon and just tucked it over tucked it over his penis every time he went to his dad's case his dad's checking I think his dad would notice he's four he's not every time he's like whip it out I got to make sure if you if your parents are divorced and you stay at your dad's and you're four your dad is bathing you in the evening no that's just what happen it's not weird the dad will see the penis yeah it would be weird if the dad never saw the child naked right not
right to priv you son I mean I took you to court to get bits of you chopped off but you've got the right not to show me all right your body your body oh dear well updates as we as we have them you know what's kind of oh a week a week after we have them you know what's kind of funny H isn't the little boy named Chase yeah it might it might be and now he's being chased goodness [Music] me I did want to bring up something in response to something that happened in last night's podcast right um last week we had a a jingle uh to be made uh that I said I'd like to do some backup vocals
on and just due to circumstance we didn't get time to meet up so you did them yourself which is fine you do great Jingles but um you uh you doing an impression of me there Maddie no really you sure what do you mean well you're uh you're putting on a voice when you're doing the spoken word bit oh yeah it's it's a so that's not meant to be me that's not meant to be how I talk no it's just a rag timey rag timy voice all right all right well hang on let's I'll believe you tell me it is let's go to the tape cooking with Jan pots and pants and spoons and things cooking with Jan
Mak see that time I did imagine you singing it in between and I was like maybe maybe it is you maybe uh subconsciously channeling the thought of me as a gay rag time singer no just imagined you on like you know like old old school television with your cooking show I've seen you buying presents when it's nobody's birthday exactly exactly uh but it's a good uh it's a good little jingle Matt I'll enjoy it yeah did you like the rejected jingle I like that even more in fact um I'm going to have to try to find an excuse to cook some uh some Chinese food so that uh all right we can discuss it on the podcast and you can play the jingle all right well we'll keep that one under our hats for now shall we or do you want me to play it well I mean you can play it but
I haven't cooked any Chinese food tonight so oh we'll wait it be disingenuous I do cook Chinese food quite a lot so it'll happen so look the word ironic gets thrown around willy-nilly these days and I don't think anyone really has any idea what it actually means but sure I think something happened this week Matt that you read about that surely is the very definition and personification of irony someone's going to write it I'm sure and point out that it's not for some reason because irony is one of the stupid things that doesn't actually exist I I assume but yeah I'm I'm going to I'm going to guess that you mean this article about um the factory in Chicago yeah the fire extinguisher
Factory that burnt down yeah so more than 150 Chicago firefighters were called to fight Flames at a building housing one of the Department's closest allies a fire extinguisher Factory wow so just goes to show 150 firefighters is a lot yeah you know they come around to work and they check that we've got those things but it just doesn't matter it's you can useless it doesn't matter how many you've got in the building I mean come on or maybe they you know maybe they don't fill the the fire extinguishes maybe they won't ready to go or something but but you know how like if you had say A dynamite Factory right yeah or let's take it down a notch say had a fireworks Factory mhm if it caught fire then the fireworks would all
just start going off making it more of a fire right right surely the building would be burning but anytime fire got near a fire extinguisher that particular little bit of fire would just go out right when you mean if it like exploded and I mean I'm no does that have any effect but they just maybe making have no idea things and they get filled elsewhere maybe yeah that's what I wondered but it doesn't yeah they really make they really make them in two separate locations that seems a bit the fact that they don't mention this that like they don't mention that at all makes me think that probably is the case you're right because I mean the the headline in this article was something about horrible fire it was
nothing about very definition and personification of irony so yeah there probably is something about this that makes it less interesting than we've made it yeah it's just yeah it's very funny headline though no I can't yeah I'm just trying to read through all it's got here um a portion of the building which firi said how house a forign extinguisher manufacturing business collapsed as a result of intense fire no injuries so that's good that's good to know yeah I mean if it hadn't been a fire exp Factory maybe everyone would have died yeah we don't know how bad this could have been exactly and then also I mean it's a bit cold over over the states this time of year so that's probably a factor especially in the windy
city well fire likes wind is it going to be a shortage of fire extinguishers now oh H maybe that's its plan the fire has a plan yeah terrifying well I would like to talk about one other thing that I saw today uh and this is another case where I'm I'm I'm going to ask Luke for his opinion on how he would handle this um now we a lot of kids these days have phones very early we I didn't get a phone till I was quite old I had to get you know I bought my own pH I was 20 yeah yeah I was I think I was maybe 18 or 19 I bought it myself yeah um but you know kids these days they get they get
iPhones um very early and that you know we've seen I'm sure on the podcast before uh they tend to throw a tantrum if they don't get an iPhone it's they're not interested in in Android or or anything although maybe that's changed you know with the Samsungs and whatnot but they they're very attached to their iPhones and one young girl in particular um seems so attached to her iPhone that she was willing to murder her mother to get it back so um she had confiscated the phone um and she thought they were addicted you know so they phone of them and then well she noticed uh in her smoothie that she she had
made uh she was drinking a smoothie one day I just like hearing Matt say the word smoothie she was drinking her smoothie and she noticed a bleachy smell like like bleach and she thought oh that's odd maybe the glass just you know was just cleaned and uh you know it's it's got a bit of a smell about it but then she started to feel ill which eventually passed but then a few days later there was a a water car am I saying that right kff I just have bottles a kff yeah I don't know what kind of Posh [ __ ] has a kff of water in her house but wow the kind of Posh [ __ ] that buys a two teenage daughter iphon yeah um noticed that the water caraffe in her room smelled of bleach as well so
she confronted her daughter and who told her yeah I'm trying to kill you so I get my phone back I love it these two like stealthy attempts at poisoning and then just comes out with it yeah obviously I am attempting to murder you so that seems a bit extreme to me I mean yeah y but then again like I said I didn't have an iPhone when I was young maybe I would have been very attached to it but no but I I thought about uh I thought about this scenario and I tried to find an equivalent to when I was a a child and I remember that I was seriously excited for Karate Kid Part Two to be released
on VHS Karate Kid was my favorite film at the time I was studying karate because I wanted to be just like Daniel son I insisted everyone call me Daniel Son um and I was very very psyched about the second film now I can't remember what I did but it must have been awful because during theek that it was released at the video store my mom punished me by disallowing me to see Karate Kid 2 my God and I was lied and I remember Bing my eyes out and begging my mom to reconsider but as anyone who knows or knew my mom can tell you she she didn't make threats she she made promises so um so you were not going to see that mie you still haven't seen still haven't seen it I have got no
idea what happens no I there was a certain embargo time on it it was it was a week or a month or something but uh it was Agony it was absolute agony especially since all the kids at school were talking about how great Karate Kid 2 was how much better than Karate Kid 1 it was is that the one where he goes to Japan and he learns to fight like a little drum yeah yeah hour great mov learn is a great movie yeah he wants to yeah and he get he does a Japanese tea ceremony yeah that's right and he swings the crane at him the the the py thing at him yeah yep classic watch that after this I really want to watch that now too in fact I think I went I think I saw that at the movies when it came out actually well [ __ ] you because I wasn't allowed so I'm trying to think I mean I
was very angry at my mom and I was embarrassed at school not being able to talk about it in fact I think I even went as far as pretending I had seen it H yeah so nobody could accuse me of not having that's something a child would do did you did you try and poison her but I didn't try to kill her no with poison or any other method interesting well Luke okay let's just say all right I've worked out what I would do I wouldn't just take the iPhone I would also sell the iPhone so she couldn't have it I mean how would you murder your all you've had your iPhone taken and you want revenge I assume you know the bleach isn't going to foer so what do you do yeah you don't put bleach in and then you don't admit
it after Adit it just like yeah I'm trying to kill you that's you better off to actually not try to kill because I don't know at the age of 12 my mother did a lot for me didn't it just Supply me with phones she provided me with food somewhere to sleep all these stuff do I think killing her might take away from that so I would actually try to get renge on her would maybe just try to get a new phone from somewhere else how hard is it to get a phone now you can buy him for 50 bucks you can bypass the um the M man is what you're saying right I know it's not really telling someone how to commit a crime but no cuz you basically just said she should get a black market phone no I'm she can go and buy one like you can buy not an iPhone an iPhone is
$1,000 well okay well she can I mean you don't know what it's like like it high school man if you don't have the iPhone if you haven't seen karate kid [Laughter] 2o then yes I maybe going get maybe get one on the black market I think it's a smarter move than to try to kill your mother all right reducing the risk of getting an update down the track one would assume because what's going to happen like she's going to have to do time for this is she not like this happened in America well she's 12 so probably not this is America she'll do time no you've got the right to bear arms in America I'm pretty sure you're allowed to kill anyone you want yeah it's in their constitution I think bleach C's arms yeah no I mean I you
live with three Americans now right yeah I do I mean are they just trying to shoot each other constantly that's what I assume it's Madness in here how do you sleep with the gunfire going on oh I have your plugs obviously yeah you know what maybe you can't hear them over um all of our free healthare yeah yeah that is likely when I found out that the Americans are literally protesting because they didn't want free healthcare I was like you guys are [ __ ] you guys are all kinds of [ __ ] well it's just different I don't want politicians telling us when we can't urr see a doctor they're not telling you that they're say you can if you want to and it won't cost you money anymore you can afford to too they don't like change and they don't like having
to ask no they do not they don't want Obama asking questions of their doctors yeah cuz you know I hate it when um when I've just come out of the doctors and then I see Obama in the wedding room going what' you go in for and I go I'm not going to tell you and he goes doesn't matter I'll just go and ask the doctor and he'll tell me he goes well I don't even have to ask the doctor I'll just ask the NSA yeah D of my life Obama [ __ ] and stop trying to give me free health yeah thanks Obama a lot of that going on in the house yeah thanks Obama also everything tastes like pumpkin yeah well you you like pumpkin so I do I do I'm not complaining I found out I like pumpkin a year ago really was that before half you ate your first
mango that was before my first mango which do you prefer I think I prefer pumpkin yeah yeah good call Big did you eat it as a dessert or a Savory foodp like a dinner oh yeah P soup delicious yep yeah looking forward to as much as I'm sure everyone's enjoying multiple pumpkin gasm we can move on to something all right how about uh how about a South Korean [ __ ] Dan yeah sure why not um in South Korea uh shares in condom uh companies have just gone through the roof uh following South Korea's decision to decriminalize adultery was it illegal like it was actually illegal it was made a crime in
1958 H and um up until this year um right nearly a thousand people have been charged over the years Jesus um with [ __ ] about so everyone was too scared to do it so uh now that it's legal uh uh they're [ __ ] going for it and K has turned into a veritable [ __ ] fest although I suppose it makes sense like it it just sounds strange to me that I don't know I guess cuz it's not illegal to do that here it's just not you just well yeah it's never been illegal for us it's not encouraged it's not encouraged it's not very nice but it's proba we would never do but we've always had the option there yeah we never grew up time where we weren't allowed to option to fall back on yeah yeah I mean yeah Jenna could
kick me out but she couldn't call the police that's right yeah I wonder if it's the actual reason is that people are buying the condoms is um that fact that they are allowed to do it now or is the fact that they're not afraid of getting caught with them now cuz I'm just in my head that maybe people were still going out and doing it but they didn't want to use condoms because well if I get caught with a condom my partner will know I'm doing something but if I don't have a condom she can't suspect anything would you just carry them around with you think you need to play the jingle again because Luke's really gone to town on this one while the other brothers are doing listen up it's
CRI so you're saying just just pull out if you're going to cheat in Korea just withdraw up until now because now it's legal it's fine you can have the condom and yeah it's not much as a steamer cuz yeah like if someone if your mate want to see with a condom he's not going to automatically think you're cheating now or anything like that or report why would he before you you don't have that fear of being reported to police anymore if someone SE what do you mean he why are you saying he I don't understand what's that mean oh I think I understand but like before right if before when it was illegal you on you that would if Jenna caught me with a cond number four she would have been like what's that for whereas now
it's it's not illegal so she'd be like well it's perfectly reasonable for GU I can't criticize you for cheating on me now anyone saw you with a condom even if you someone like someone saw you buying condoms they I just got sitting on the table with my phone when I went to [Laughter] dinner so but I'm saying if someone even saw you buying condoms and they knew you were with someone else they might you might get reported so that that's why they might have under the risk of buying them buying condoms why do they sell them then this is like some orwellian Society where citizens are encouraged to dob each other into is this just because Luke do you is do you think only people who aren't married use
CS is that what this is who uses them apparently gays and junkies eyes assume yeah you pop them on the needle that's not a crime no you wear them while you're shooting up yeah all right maybe I didn't think it through it makes sense in my head somehow though no that's fine well what we need to do is actually find another country where adultery is illegal wait until we think it's about to become legal again and we buy stocks and condoms over there genius genius do we have a jingle for Luke plays the stock market he plays the stock [Music] market he plays the stock
market do you think condoms are illegal on corusant um no I think they're incouraged because of all the different species of uh humanoid alien that had be [ __ ] each other I mean God knows what they be catching off one another yeah but I mean if I recall they made it pretty clear back when um when nights of the Old Republic came out that they don't have any you know kind of homosexual uh characters there none of that exists in the Star Wars universe so maybe they don't have as many issues with with you know um sexually transmitted disease yeah yeah yeah so maybe that's not an issue you know well I don't know I mean if if there were any lesbians we could uh we could see if they use Dental dce also I just realized that uh that I am implying that only gay
people get AIDS yeah so we can move on quickly as far as I know that's that's the case yeah no that's before I put my foot fur celebrities have died of AIDS and have been straight Leonard Nimoy um Neil Armstrong Neil Armstrong Tony Scott yeah uh Malcolm Frasier former prime minister of Australia who passed away of AIDS during the week Johnny Cash Y and uh and uh Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy wait Freddy Murphy Freddy no Eddie Murphy it was Eddie Murphy Yeah Eddie Murphy well anyway that was attempting I was attempting to Segway into um into the article about the um the gay Star Wars character so does
someone want to run me through that because uh it it's interesting but I feel like there making a big deal out of it but also trying to pretend that they're not making a big deal out of yeah I think anytime anyone comes out and goes not that we're making a big deal out of this but uh somebody's gay and uh we don't care so you know we're not going to we're going talk about it in the media yeah like to come out and announce it is you mean it's you think it's a deal if you didn't you would have just written this book and yeah cuz the book's not even released yet so just to clarify this is um part of the million books that are coming out this year of the um Star Wars Star Wars kind of now
rebooted the universe type of thing yeah canonical reboot and there's a character who is a Jedi is she I believe there an imperial right an imperial named Moores and uh she's described in the book as quote an imper made some very serious mistakes who happens also be a lesbian yeah look I mean I I really hate the phrase also happens to be a lesbian but um in the same way as I mean you wouldn't you wouldn't say that someone just happens to be black would you no probably not so look I mean I definitely don't have a problem with the fact that there's a as you have to say now lgbtqi car character in Star Wars mhm because I don't give a [ __ ] Star Wars
isn't about sex or sexuality or even gender really I mean kind of is and there's only like three women in the Galaxy but you know I mean it never really came into it I wasn't I wasn't watching Star Wars as a kid going I wonder if any of these characters are gay no and to to shoehorn a gay character in and not just make that part of the story but to have to actually point out in the text by the way she's a lesbian yeah well this is the thing about it is is this is the first Star Wars character that's being introduced into cannon that is lesbian yeah there's been other in before everything was kicked out like n Republic and the legacies of force novels there were gay characters which no one made a deal about they were just in there as part of it and that everyone
just moved on that now they've come out with the new one they gone by saying it's not a deal they're making it a deal and I don't know yeah because they said um that in the in the press release they said at the same time oh you know we just didn't really think it was a big deal so we just made a lesbian you know cuz really who cares cuz people can be whatever they want um so why is there a press release about you don't need to announce that like the book's not even out yeah if this was a if people were discussing this after the book came out so be it people making their if you didn't think it was a big deal you wouldn't have felt it was worth announcing yeah so and again like I think it's great but they're being a bit disingenuous about it and also yeah it's
not it's not here's the thing though you can't really win and we've discussed this on the podcast before what's worse shoehorning in a minority character so that they're represented or completely having your Universe be void of minorities I think it's sort of even okay to actually even put the character in and even have to shoot haunt a bit but you don't need to announce it you don't need to look we're being nice we're being good to this demographic no yeah that's what it is isn't it it's like look how great we are we put a lesbian in Star Wars yeah I know I mean yeah it's like it's like the female Thor it's just designed to get the points black Spider-Man which I love when the headline for Spider-Man came out earlier this year it was Spider-Man may not be
white and I think that was just their way of not having to say may be black and offending someone but somehow that just sounds worse like he's not white like the only color you should ever be no this is where I think like they need to stop making these big announcements like that and then just it just gets released and that's how it is yeah yeah exactly and then let the people get you know if they want to make a big deal out of it let them do it just ignore like cuz that's the only way you should deal with anything like that just don't put it into literature Comics movies and all that but don't announce that hey look what we're doing yeah I just don't cuz like I said I wasn't there was a while ago when they there was a whole big kafuffle about the knights the old Republic's uh admin on
the Forum saying stop talking about gays there are no gays in Star Wars and this was an unofficial forum and everyone was like are you [ __ ] serious yeah and like this guy uh represented BioWare at the time I think and it caused a big stink so I'd say this is probably because of the bad vibes that that generated but really I mean did you guys even know that that had happened only because years years ago no I remember when it happened but only because I think I discussed it with you yeah probably I mean it's not general knowledge so was that the M like you said yeah yeah yeah yeah was that the same Star Wars MMO where there was a protest and everyone marched on sub square and corusant so they sent the troops in and just massacred all the
peaceful protesters there was that was different that was galaxies and they um they also teleported them into space but to be fair because we're crashing the servers right yeah that's right they said look you're causing like issues the game is now on playable for other people and if you don't disperse yeah exactly so they just teleported them all into orbit and killed them so I like this commenter um on this article has said um I think it's great they're including a lesbian character but moth Moos you kidding me I can already hear the jokes moth diving yeah should have just made her a Wookie lesbian and named a chew boxer I'd watch that yeah look speaking of
gays um did you guys read this weird [ __ ] that James Franco came out with this week I didn't I just saw it in the spreadsheet earlier yeah so um look there's been gay rumors surrounding just about every Hollywood actor you know and James Frank was not immune to that and um apparently he acts a little little camp in real life I didn't know that apparently he does according to the internet and so he questions about his sexuality have constantly come up he has now finally uh come out and publicly given this statement he admits that he's gay in his art and he says quote I like to
think that I'm gay in my art but straight in my life although I'm also gay in my life up to the point of intercourse and then you'd have to say I'm straight so I guess it's how you define gay I mean if it means who you have sex with then I guess I'm straight so it does and you are by the sounds of it I like this quote though in the 20s and 30s they used to define homosexuality by how you acted and not by who you slept with Sailors had [ __ ] guys all the time but as long as behaved in masculine ways they weren't considered gay I think they were yeah yeah he's got to be like it's got to be a joke right he's just being
funny or not I don't know I don't know isn't he just a goofy guy like cuz I mean really who cares like isn't that yeah but see this is the thing I wouldn't have even considered this like this wasn't even head until he came out and did a [ __ ] press conference about it yeah I know but if people are hassling him about it I mean this this is a pretty good way to say [ __ ] off yeah like cuz I mean really who cares if he's gay like yeah exactly right doesn't matter he's a handsome man he can do what he wants and who he wants who he wants I mean if he was ugly that would be a problem yeah but there are no ugly gays like gays are very handsome no no that's true I mean you couldn't be gay and ugly because it just wouldn't work yeah exactly yeah not when James Franco
is walking around exactly yeah well that's gay news for this week we going to Jingle for gain use I don't think we should well it's unfortunate though then because uh CU here it is you're [ __ ] me in the AR all right then all right go you're the well I guess that's why they call it gay cuz that was the jingle that has to be super upbeat 1920s upbeat and it's to sound like an Elton John song it's to sound like Sailors [ __ ] each other that's not gay man yo ho ho B my
bum um now we haven't uh we haven't heard from India in a while we haven't had any Indian news oh and that's disappointing have they just not been doing anything crazy oh they have they have well what are they let's play the uh let's play the the Indian news jingle and um how welcome to Indian news no no no it's India India the country I'm sanjit marari and this is India news oh how very subtle so in in India in a a town um biha in uh you know what I the haiper District of biha like you to say that in
a Indian accent if you don't mind ha District of biha in India MH MH I understood it that time I thought so CU you actually said it in Indian they they go to extremes to to pass exams education is very important in India as I understand it yeah but not educating each other not to piss and [ __ ] in the streets well they're working on that well yeah go on go on all right let's let's say for the purposes of this discussion education is important over there I put it to you that it isn't but but let's say for argument sake it is well apparently they have a lot of problems over there with students cheating because they'll smuggle textbooks and and papers and um you know
like laptop computers and and you know notes and things in they they find ways to get them in there despite security measures right because they're trying to crack down on this stuff because you know there there are a lot of people there and if you don't do well in school you're [ __ ] I think is basically how it works sure so they're taking Extreme Measures to cheat now um now from what I understand and there's some video footage of of this happening student advisors uh so I guess people involved at the school or um or something like that when the students go for the exam the advisers are grabbing the exam and then you know like uh smuggling it out and then I guess giving it to the parents and then if you watch the video footage the parents literally scale the
side of the building like three stories to pass no not through to their children while they're in the exam and it would be weird if just one person's parents did this but the footage shows dozens of parents climbing up the side of the school I want to know why they thought that wouldn't be noticed you know I know I mean this might be true and that but the only thing I could think cuz I mean the the text of the article is obviously in English but the the video that's here is not and I was like is this a parody is this like nonsense and I'm being fooled here like surely that's not what's happening in this video like that is madness yeah like but then on the other hand I mean for what I from what I understand I mean they are very intense
about that stuff like mhm so I don't know but yeah I mean check out this video it's crazy if it's if if we've got any Indian listeners which we probably don't after I think we would have lost them by now I was going to say after the last 10 minutes I'm sure they've all left but um if you do know if this is real um please let us know because it's fascinating yeah and if it's not parents climbing up to pass notes to their kids during exams what the [ __ ] is this footage of cuz there's a whole bunch of people climbing up something cuz I also watched another video that actually shows it a bit clearer and it's crazy I just clicked on one of the links that was in the video after I watched it and there they got to the point where the police are just now standing in front of the windows just
sort of telling parents to get back I like um the biha education Minister PK Shahi told the times of India what can a government do to stop cheating if parents and relatives are not ready to cooperate should the government give orders to shoot them no is he being is he being random or is he actually asking like should the government give orders to shoot them I need some should the government give orders to shoot them your accent's good it's a little different I'm from the north of India oh I see is that what it is yeah H yeah I honest I don't know if he's joking or not is there a clean South no no go to India and tell me if there's a clean South north east or west map I don't think I'm going to go to India Dan I
don't think there's anything in India for me you might be surprised man you might love it there I don't know why I'm saying it like it's a threat I don't know either all right well we've done a lot of news this kind of become um multiple news gasm that's all right the news has been good um if you've if you've heard some interesting news or you've got any comments or you want to tell us some more about anything we've talked about we've had people writing in a lot lately and it's been great yeah has out how we're wrong yeah please do that CU it's great fine we don't mind that podcast multip nerdgasm tocom on email twitter.com n gasm uh search on Facebook cuz no one types in the address uh go+ we're on there you'll find it if you use it cuz there's no one else where the
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you like to send us gifts yep uh what's your address again Luke oh you moved you that was very sneaky of you um yeah you gave out your dress and then you moved that was maybe a little planned well but what happens now when people people are sending cash to us they've gone to the patreon they're like I don't have PayPal I'll just send cash to Luke and this is after Luke admitted he has got a post office box as well well I can give the parcel Locker number but it's I don't have to find it it's a long number give me a second account addresses right I'd like to see if anyone would send something to this it is parcel Locker 100019 9964 the street address is 302-308 Street South Greenway act
2900 Australia all right send me stuff send dick pics well no just send that to my Snapchat poids oh yeah [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat have you gotten any good snaps lately no well I only just got my phone back today so I haven't really I don't know if what happens if it how long does it stome for cuz I didn't really have anything oh uh uh I can tell you it does store them because when I was behind the great firewall I got back out and a million Snapchats came through okay well once I I have I've sent you some though oh yeah I got a few from you that's why I wasn't sure if i' been missing out on any or not right so the listeners have been slacking off thanks a lot listeners [ __ ] hell anyway you guys
want some Billy Corgan news Billy cor of sping pumpkins do I have a Billy Corgan use jingle I don't think we really need it yeah go something like this Billy C news bil s I'm going to stop now no it's I'm just going to make that into the Sor I'm going to stop now also is he there yeah he's here with me now Billy Billy what do you want to [Music] know so Billy Corgan um had his birthday this week and um and he' gathered around with his friends to to winge about how everyone hates him
gathered around a cake to blow out his candles his birthday cand on his birthday cake and um and everyone say imagine him doing that happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Billy happy birthday to you and he cracked the shits and he said for the last [ __ ] time my name is not Billy and everyone went what what who is he said I'm a [ __ ] man my name is William so they sang it again at his request did this really happen yes apparently it did [ __ ] psychopath and uh they sang it again happy birthday dear William and we are now to refer to Billy Corgan as William Corgan and apparently we were supposed to have done that this whole time he's like I don't
know I don't think we talked about this and we can look in the show notes I'm not going to go over the whole thing but did you see that interview with him recently I think I I can't I sent it around it was they've got a new album out the Smashing yeah and it was basically the the the whole interview is basically how everyone's just [ __ ] [ __ ] because there's no way that he's ever made a three star album they're all five stars but everyone every review for every album he always gets three stars and he's it's basically him sitting there going [ __ ] off you [ __ ] tell me to my face that it's a three star album like that's the basically the whole interview wow like um he's like got such a chip on his I'll say this if you took the two
best tracks from everyone of the Smashing Pumpkins albums and put them on one album that would be a fstar album but I do tend to agree that most of their albums as a whole three stars yeah I mean melany was I mean it's songs but it's a double disc filler I know it's got like 50 of the [ __ ] things like they're not all good and you can't really I mean he's right in that he was very like he he's been very influential and like he's very well known and well I know he was still do things though for like like everyone in our generation like knows the pumpkins I know anyone who dislikes them they just kind I love the pumpkins yeah but they're not I know had a new album are we talking original lineup no no no it's just original
member now is he well I mean he's had several other bands Juan in the meantime he's had solo stuff and I do remember when I was working at the record store um my manager went to see his solo G he did two nights in a row one at a big stadium and the next night was like an intimate guests only thing solo Billy Corgan sorry William Coran and um everyone kept shouting out you know when when singers sing a song and then in between the songs and that silence you yell out what song you want to play next like there isn't already a set list well yeah people kept yelling out Smashing Pumpkin songs because that's why people know Billy Corgan and that's what they [ __ ] like from his and he kept saying [ __ ] sing another [ __ ] well yell out another [ __ ] Smashing
Pumpkin song and I'm walking off walking off and um such a cry somebody yelled out again 19 79 and he walked off he stopped the concert and he walked off but not before saying tonight I'm up here on this big stage and I can't get down there but tomorrow at the intimate gig that's in the round if any of you [ __ ] yells out a Smashing Pumpkin song I'm just going to get down and punch him in the [ __ ] face please tell me someone did it and he did I wish he did and I wish no look this is just clearly a guy who doesn't understand why he's popular no well this interview is basically he's he talks about how he stopped doing pumpkins because he felt he wasn't getting the credit he deserved right right he kept he he was he was putting out all this
[ __ ] a grade five-star material and he just wasn't getting the reviews and the guy was like but you have all these fans what are the reviews matter he's like you don't understand you just don't understand I didn't get the credit I didn't get the credit you don't understand so he walked away so he walked away from it right and then he said that he he decided it was time and he was going to come back and he was going to make another pumpkins album and this was going to be it and they were finally going to be forced to admit that he is he's the best and he was he was going to get five star reviews and it came out and it got the same you know just middling reviews as everything else and he was like [ __ ] you nobody understands me yeah so we'll
link to the article it's it's pretty entertaining right he he's just he's just a bit crazy obviously he also he talks us the interviewer tries to get him to talk about crazier things like he's really into astrology and stuff and like cuz he goes are you still into asy and Billy C goes are you into astrology and the guy's like not really he goes why the [ __ ] am I going to talk to you about it wow I mean you could say that about any Topic in an interview you know what I mean um so you're a musician are you a musician no I'm a journalist then why the [ __ ] would I talk about being a musician you yeah it's a great interview it's very entertaining everything Corgan does is entertaining trueth um I uh over the last week and a
bit I think finally listened to a podcast that a lot of people told me I should listen to including me including you you were very very vocal in your uh endorsement although I will admit Matt I was secretly really worried that you were going to decide to hate this why oh we're talking about cereal CU sometimes it's easy to hate something just because it's popular not you personally but just once you've heard all the hype it it can be once you see something can be a bit like uh you guys are dicks for even liking this in the first place and I really wanted you to watch this with an open mind or listen to it rather with an open mind yeah because I really did think this is a kind of True Crime [ __ ] that you would
dig yeah no absolutely I did it was it was fascinating I don't I mean I I found a lot of people seem to have taken different things from it than than I did uh which is fine um but also there are a bunch of people who have seem to agree with me on on you know it's uh it's a podcast for those who don't know and everybody I recommend everybody listen to it because it's really really interesting there was a a girl uh she was uh 18 she 18 yeah I think they were all 18 yeah uh in Baltimore in the US uh and she was murdered um after school one day uh well went missing for months and then they found her body months later
and um they after investigating and they had no leads until eventually they were led to her ex-boyfriend a guy named Adnan Sayed um who is in prison now and has been for 15 years for the murder um and the premise the reason for the podcast is uh friends of him his believed him to be innocent and they believed that uh his attorney botched the case and that for you know various other reasons that there there's a lot of things that don't add up and the case against him wasn't very strong but it was just you know like a you know it went a bad way in court and now he's he's in prison um wrongfully convicted and it basically proceeds from that premise and attempts to prove one
way or another um if it's not if he did it basically um and they present uh evidence every week uh it's it's fairly impartial I think does a pretty good job of being impartial although sometimes she flips back and forth in her opinions so I guess that's impartial yeah and I mean it's one of those things I I mean I just listened to it I didn't look up anything on the internet I just because I knew that I have a lot of questions about things that I wasn't sure if she was going to cover them but I wanted to give her give them a chance to do it um I did the same I held out and then the day it finished I was on Reddit yeah
because I still had a lot of questions about various things and since I listened to it I've I've discovered that there's things that she didn't talk about or things that whether intentionally or otherwise she left out that I think are kind of important and um yeah I mean it's interesting I mean how do we want to do we want to spoil things or how do we want to handle this look I think it's what do you think of this cuz I I would love to discuss this with you okay I think but I think we can either I mean we we'd be tiptoeing around it or giving out absolute spoilers let's do a special edition episode a short 25 minute episode or something at some point where we just deconstruct Cal all right sure we wouldn't we wouldn't be the only podcast
to do that as well as listening to serial I also subscribe to no less than three other podcasts that discussed serial I you to know Matt that I listened to these when there was only one actually there were up to episode 2 when I joined in of 12 so I had to wait a week between every episode so [ __ ] you for being able to binge on these because I would literally be refreshing my iTunes feed on Thursday afternoons I didn't quite binge because Jenner and I listen to it together and there's only uh there's always one day a week we we that's right subcribe male kimp kimp yeah um no don't do that sorry
I was try those don't stream it Luke's still working at his new phone um where was I and who killed her and what's a Best Buy I like that video and she searches on Best Buy for pay for there's no results she's like damn it yeah yeah um I mean we'll talk about it more on on our special then I guess but can I just ask do you think he did it look I don't know if he did it but if he didn't he knows who did and he's lying about something whether he's lying about whether or not he did it or whether or not he knows who did it he's [ __ ] lying and by lying I mean he's not saying anything like look I I agree that you could forget some details of a certain afternoon if nothing happened that day but ask me about a day where
something significant happened and I'll tell you everything that happened that day yeah like yeah the fact that he's just like no man I don't remember what happened that day and they're like well we know you here here and here because of this evidence this evidence and this evidence he's like no don't know anything about that yeah like I'm not saying he's a killer but he knows more about it than he's letting on and I think the same the same goes for Jay yeah I think so too I think uh one of the things that um see I've seen a lot of people say I can't believe he was convicted I can't believe he was convicted well I can because that's how it work there was there was quite a lot of evidence look
look I do have a theory of whether or not I think he did it but um let's discuss that on the special edition yeah yep totally and Luke if you've um if you listen to it and you want to get into it then we can include you on the special edition if you listen to it and think it's not worth it then I can do well well he could be on anyway and he could just ask question make sure because the thing is the danger with this is that's what I was thinking just when we were going to talk about it the danger is and we've probably already done it we've mentioned things and people are going to go what the [ __ ] are they talking about because that's what we do this one and only listen to it if you've seen cereal yeah okay sure we I was say l Luke could
probably call us on that because he'd be like what are you talking about yeah well that's cool that's fine well that that could work as well but I reckon we don't put this out as a normal episode we just go here's an additional episode bonus episode yeah okay sounds good cool sounds good all right well and on another note um related I also re-watched I think just because it got me in the mood for it I rewatched um Paradise L which is the documentary about the West Memphis 3 they very similar cases aren't they yeah yeah yeah um I recommend anybody who was interested in serial um check that out as well it's a documentary from HBO made in the '90s about um if you don't know who they are it's three uh three kids in West Memphis who were convicted of the
murder of three little boys um and why does just the phrase little boys sound dirty when Matt says it well I mean it was pretty dirty what happened so yeah it's a great documentary I mean it's it's absolutely frustrating case yeah um yeah and this documentary spawned two additional documentaries after it that yeah it's got two two direct sequels by the same people and then countless other yeah like not spin-offs but yeah and then there was a there was a big there's actually a big documentary called west of Memphis which covers the whole story but I and I mean if you've only got time to watch one watch that because it covers everything but I really feel like
if you watch Paradise Lost one two and three you get more of the story and you you get cuz you get to see it in the stages that it occurred just another example of everyone deciding we need trilogies yeah that's right well cuz they film the original one they filmed in the '90s during the court case and it's got actual all the footage from the the not all the footage but it's got footage from from inside the courtroom and everything you can see it as it happened and then the second one is like a follow up from like 10 years later and then the third one is another followup from from you know approximately 15 years after that and so I don't know I just feel like they told the story um in a kind of more compelling way because you know when the first one
came out they didn't have all the information they had for the second one and so when you see the second one and it's more of a oh my God like and if you've never heard of this and you're wondering why this is interesting at all the concept is basically it was a small town in Middle America and there was absolutely no evidence against these kids other than the fact that they were Goths and so they must have done it hea and and and they they coerced a confession out of a mentally challenged kid yeah basically yeah not good yeah anyway yeah definitely I would say check that out if you're into to mentally challenge kids and young boys thank you for listening that's all for this week thank
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