Maintenance Suck Cut: Marvel's X-Men/Fantastic Four Feud

so my pants are already off how about you guys oh I'm still wearing mine oh I didn't get the memo we oh did I forget to send it I'm wearing mine now but I expect them to be off by the end yeah so I've just jumped the gun Well's what's new yeah true welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy how are we gentlemen good you yeah yeah not too bad you still at D no I'm home from work thankfully considering that this is a public holiday and I've worked the whole long weekend almost forgotten what the inside of my house looks like all right before we go any further I'm going to give something away to our listeners wait wait we have to introduce ourselves oh

okay hi I'm Matt I'm Luke and I'm Dan so stop [ __ ] complaining all right now you know who we are Luke give give the Wingers some prizes look if everyone so [ __ ] crazy can't understand our accents and thinks we're all one voice then um understand we're just going to all have to speak uh in the third person so Daniel will start and um I I think you guys should follow suit all right Luke will follow Daniel's lead mhm Matt concurs yeah all right Luke Daniel is came to hear what what you're going to give away all right well Luke has been playing a bit of the Smite beta on the Xbox One Matt wonderers what that is I don't know if you know

Smite um it's this it's an online it's a multiplayer game where you play as gods and you got to run around and try try and destroy the other God's base typ Matt thinks that sounds offensive and sacriligious and he's not interested okay then well Danel thinks that sounds offensive and sacriligious and is intrigued well as part as the beta I just got a message to go hey since you've been doing this would you like another beta code to give to a friend right now I did think about you guys and then went well you're not going to play it no I'm not going to play so I'm going to give it to our friends the listeners good idea no first one to get it gets it clearly but first one to get the code I'm about to read

out okay all right this is even more cryptic than your usual competition but go on hey someone's getting an outcome of this right away okay good all right so ready here we go okay W 3 r r q q dash dash Matt stop writing it down you can't use it damn it DX Q CV Dash M9 GW Y dash T K7 p six dash was that a six at the end there that was a six sorry it looks like kind of like a B on my um headphones but yeah six got you and PM K9 Z go all right claiming not you Matt and yeah okay great I've got uh I got a free copy of smite thanks for that Luke well you win Matt congratulations well he did say first in

so and even if you're joking I mean I assume our editor is going to be the one to get it so congratulations Jenna yeah yeah all listeners I tried well hopefully this will make it to your ears before it gets claimed uh speaking of prizes uh how you going on the Snapchat there Luke um it's been a bit quiet again have you got you've gotten a few dick pics oh yeah a few dick pics yes okay well I I said the other week that if somebody could guess my Snapchat uh any of the listeners um I think I said they'd get a prize now I think you just said you'd send them pictures of your dick I that was the prize man I've

certainly done that but uh and it is a priz but uh Darcy our listen to Darcy who the same listener who sending the picture of the [ __ ] the other week oh our good mate Darcy yeah he did manage to find me on Snapchat and sent me some snaps so um uh I have to find something to uh to send him yeah dicks so yeah I did I say I was going to give him a prize Matt how about we send Darcy a a pick of you and I docking if your four skin stretched over my penis here's the thing I think he probably assumed it was going to be something he wants don't who doesn't want that don't assume that's something he doesn't want all right well even if he did say last week that you're going to give a

prize I think you're going to have to give him something now yeah it was a pretty good well it's not the best detective work it's not that difficult we got something for you Dary you ready for it you ready but I will send you something so uh I'll I'll I've got his email address I'll get his address we'll send him something out and hopefully once he receives it he can post a picture on the Facebook or the Twitter um and everyone can see what it was whether or not it's a picture of down and I docking remains to be seen yeah don't forget you can also tag us on the Instagram oh yeah yeah that's true multi rubbing our dicks together underscore there's no rubbing you gay I'll be back in a minute see

you right we tiated him a little much for him or he's being in undated with Snapchats one of the right it's the Snapchats coming in have wiped out his internet connection that sounded serious I hope he's I hope he's okay yeah I do too hope he hasn't come down with AIDS yeah that wouldn't be good no nobody wants AIDS well I'll take this opportunity to say yes you can tag us on uh Instagram instagram.com multip nerdgasm you can find us on Twitter twitter.com nerdgasm or on Facebook just search for it cuz that's how Facebook Works MH uh we're on go plus if you are uh what is Google Plus man go+ is like Facebook um it is

arguably better but no one's on there therefore it's worse because the whole point of a of the betterness of Facebook is the is the the network yeah because there's not much Point having a social network that nobody's on yeah I mean there's a lot of tech people on there like nerds right but I don't know like it's one of those things where if if it had built up critical mass it could have been better than Facebook and it could have kind of beaten Facebook I think but it didn't it didn't well I guess Facebook took off because it came out when people were really frustrated by the limitations of Myspace yeah and it came along at just the right time and then while everyone

wasn't frustrated about Facebook go+ came out and said this is better and everyone said I'm already on this so I don't really care yeah and those of us I mean I I have an account on there and I I tried it out and I went oh this is actually really nice I think you have to have an account if you have a Gmail right yeah they forced you to do that because they were trying to get people to use it yeah um but yeah I um I have one and I thought this is nice but like I said no one's here so wouldn't even know how to open it up plus.google.com D I've already tuned out it's plus.google.com plus symbol multiple nerdgasm podcast so nice and simple then yeah when you've got to put a plus character in there

it's annoying back hey man you're you're good buddy yeah yeah yeah evidently there was someone knocking at the door oh was it the uh was it the AIDS no it wasn't oh good was it Jehovah's Witnesses that's a bit late for them what your sold just sold to Satan yeah that's what I miss all right Luke Luke chooses to be really ambiguous about who was at his door that's all right we'll continue there was no one there oh okay well that's terrifying Luke they're somewhere in your house now they got in another way maybe it was the AIDS look do you feel a little immune deficient right [Laughter] now not any more than normal yeah right so what were we talking about well we're talking about Google Plus but but we can move on from that um

everyone else has hey there are so uh they're it's probably going to be killed off soon and speaking of killing things off yeah nice segue thank you um Marvel as you know uh has a series of comics about the X-Men mhm that's stands for the excellent men for those who aren't familiar with it they also have a series of comics about the Fantastic 4 or should I say they had a series of comics about them cuz they killed them off they've killed off the Fantastic 4 this year even the kids they killed off the Fantastic 4 or just the series they've killed off like as in sorry they didn't kill them off they just ended the comic oh okay okay like with a from what I understand fairly nondescript ending where they they live and they continue

on but they're not making comics about them anymore um and not only that let's be honest we a lot of people reading Fantastic Four Comics well I mean this is not 1973 anymore I guess enough people for them to have continued this long but not enough people for them to well we we'll get to that okay take us through it there as you know there have been fantastic form movies and there have been X-Men movies and there have also been various other Marvel character movies but what most people probably don't know or care about is the fact that um fantastic fall movies and X-Men movies are not made by the same company as all the others that's right uh or and Spider-Man but that's that so Fox owns X-Men and Fantastic 4 Sony owns Spider-Man and Marvel owns

everybody else and the Avengers well yeah and and the any other Marvel character you're you're about to find out over the next 5 years that they've got a lot of other characters as well and you're going to be watching or hearing they're going to be all them probably yes at some point so what's happened is um because the Fantastic Four movies have been [ __ ] and no one liked them uh and Marvel doesn't own the rights to them and also because the X-Men movies is though successful Marvel also doesn't own the rights to them Marvel have actually been removing X-Men and Fantastic 4 characters from merchandise um so if you were to go to a

store and buy a t-shirt that says Marvel superheroes and it's a classic cover from say the you know the Golden Era of comics that cover probably had some uh X-Men or some Fantastic Four characters on it not anymore they will have been replaced with characters that Marvel owns the film rights to so okay for example in other words they don't want to be advertising something that people think are associated with a film when they don't have licensing on that film property they're actually like I said they've stopped making the Fantastic for comics and from from from what I've heard they're splitting the X-Men off uh because they're still profitable as Comics but they're splitting them off into a different universe so they won't be part of the the normal Marvel CU Norm you know

normally all the Marvel characters live in the same universe and they interact with each other and [ __ ] yeah but so they they're separate they're segregating the X-Men because they can't make movies about them because Fox owns them yeah and I'm looking at some of the merchandise that they've got and I actually can see the differences but I like that they've still got Spider-Man on there yeah well see because Sony have licensed him out to them now yeah they they're playing nice with Marvel yeah that's right so Spider-Man's going to be appearing in in some some like Marvel pictures films Sony can't Marvel stud making a Spider-Man movie every year they can't do it well [ __ ] if they don't stop it if they don't the rights will return to Marvel and they'll have

to stop printing money that's the thing here the thing that annoys me about this is oh it doesn't it doesn't annoy me I just think it's sad surely someone's going to get bored of this it's almost like they've they've had these characters for so long and they're just like well we these movies are just [ __ ] printing money for us but we can't make movies about those guys so get rid of them and I don't know seems kind of sad like you look at this this t-shirt here that's uh you click the link in the show notes you'll see the article and then at the very top there's a picture on the left which is the cover of a comic and on the right it's the t-shirt that is made of the cover and um Wolverine has been replaced

with um doctor strange and what else Cyclops uh is gone and Daredevil's there instead and who's replaced is it flash up though who's up to the top right uh Spidey I don't know who that is and I've just realized it's not Doctor Strange Doctor Strange is is where Nightcrawler was um I'm not actually not even sure who that is down the front but they just like I said they've just swapped them out it's just it's kind of ridiculous really and Black Panther's in there as well he wasn't in the original shot in shot the original photo but I don't know man it's just kind of kind of sad like that all this has happened over um movie licensing but I guess that's where the money is like they're they're making a fortune yeah I

mean yeah there's no money in comics now a lot of people probably don't know that these are Comics or what a comic is you know yeah yeah well I think that's the thing people will go and buy these T-shirts because because they like that's the thing yeah they like Avengers the movies and you know like the Captain America movies and they'll go buy the t-shirts and then they'll go who the [ __ ] is that yeah and uh and they will be like why isn't he in the movie that I watched and you know it's going to get confusing like Mr Fantastics in a picture with Captain America they're going to think well why isn't he in there with the rest of them and obviously people do ask those questions because the whole thing's really silly really yeah just

very strange I mean one way to look at it would be to to think that they're probably assuming that we think about this more than we actually do yeah and I don't mean us I mean we're deconstructing this right now so obviously we do but I mean the listeners are B shitless right now that's right we have a podcast which is why we're talking about it and and apparently like uh the companies that make the posters there it's like a third party that that that designed posters to for them to sell uh and apparently they've been told if you include any characters from Fantastic 4 or X-Men going to be rejected so now is it all the X-Men or just the characters they don't have the license to or they've sold in in the

comics now they have also changed the origin stories for the characters that they own the rights to they're not mutants anymore because they're not allowed to say in the movies they're not allowed to say that they're mutants because Fox because of the way the [ __ ] licensing Works Fox owns that so as as listeners will probably know in Avengers 2 Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are in it who are technically X-Men but they're not X-Men they have a different origin story because they're not allowed to be X-Men because Marvel can't make movies it's [ __ ] stupid but that's how it is and so now in the comics they're changing it to make it the same and as I mentioned they're pushing the X-Men like Wolverine and and the characters that people are familiar with

from the films that fox makes off into a different universe and segregating them so that when people watch the movies they can then buy the comics and it's all the same and then they don't ask scary questions like why isn't Wolverine there cuz apparently I guess that just bothers them too much this is going down a rabbit hole but am I the only one right who used to think that Wolverine was the least interesting of all the X-Men like I I can't believe that the films Focus so solely on Wolverine and that he's the one with the spin-offs is that Huck especially when there's a 45-year-old Australian playing him like I mean that baffles me but nothing against Hugh Jackman but like is it him or is it the character that people like because I agree he wasn't terribly interesting

like he was just well we'll get to find out soon if it is the character because he's not going to be do it after the next one is that right that's true you yeah he's saying the last one the next movie he's see it's the last time he's being they going to replace him with SH puff puff let's get that petition started now yeah because they are going to keep making them well that's a question I asked as well I mean this this happens with everybody right at some point Robert Danny Jr isn't going to be Iron Man anymore in fact that comes that happens quite soon from what I understand he's got two more movies in his contract and he's already said that's it because I'm pretty sure they're all going to get sick of it like so what happens

when um when he he's not Iron Man and you know Chris Hemsworth isn't Thor and I mean the rest of them will probably stick around what else they going to do they've been swapping around Hulks and no one's noticed yeah that's true yeah well I S my question was going to be are they just going to swap them out or are they going to kill them off and replace them with other think they SW them out because I think that works I think people will people we're smart I hope we smart enough to we just accept Okay this is a character they've got someone else to play this character now so I mean Chris Evans Chris Evans is happy to be anybody all right Jenna when you're editing this I'd like you to insert the clip of Dave having an absolute [ __ ] freak out because uh they changed the

actress who played Rachel in that's right hey but now she's going to have to find that I'm not a huge fan of Katy Holmes but you know she played her part and I didn't have any complaints mhm now in the second film instead of just writing her character out they thought let's replace her with another actress I'm like okay I mean I like what's her name yeah she's great in a lot of films but as that character she just had no appeal when that character died everything we say is a spoil nothing I felt nothing I had no onscreen time over the first and second film to be drawn into the character and really you know mourn her loss in other words she hadn't seen her tits I think that's been sad if she got them out the whole point is that it's

this girl that he grew up with and he's been in love with forever doesn't like I don't see that now I see I see someone who got replaced yeah but that's that's your baggage not not the who think not the only who thinks that I felt that yeah it just it I don't know even the way that her role was written it just felt like you liked a line that clarified it like have you changed your hair yeah or maybe like I got into a car accident we have major reconstructive surgery and now I'm slightly better looking yeah and whoa who you think K is I'm just saying I'm just saying that they both had their appeal all right I think Katy Holmes lost all her appeal Cruz's dick I know I know but if

you took away if you just you took that away he took that away does have a couple of these children doesn't he oh [ __ ] yeah yeah oh his children fair enough yep they were conceed on sea but yeah I mean the Chris Evans is happy to play any superhero so I assume he'll just be c yeah I think Chris Chris Evans is desperate for any work he can get and he's every day he wakes up he goes am I really a movie star what [ __ ] universe is this I'm Captain America guys I'm Captain America like the fact that Chris Evans is a movie star is proof of the infinite universe theory do you know what I mean because like somewhere there's a there's a universe where you Matt are a movie star right it's just not this one right Chris Evans lives in the one where Chris Evans is

the movie star like in that wacko wacko Bizarro world if you're a director or you know in charge of casting for the next you know marvel film I could be it could be this universe give me a call who could you play brainfit who would you be brainfit on Snapchat send me a Snap Send me a snap of the contract yeah that's right I'll snap back my signature let's do this your [ __ ] I'll hold the pen in my no seriously though who do you want to play M you have literally free reign they be like Matt you are the next big thing and we will we will sign you on to any property superhero related DC Marvel Etc who do you be vulture good answer vulture from Spiderman y yeah y so isn't he like a

bad guy yep so why do you would have be I don't know it was it was the first most ridiculous character I could think of it's a guy in a green bird suit yeah yeah look up vulture from Spider-Man I mean there's some pretty ridiculous Spider-Man baddies I I mean they and they had one in the last movie I mean Rhino was in the last movie that's right rhino I mean when you think about it Dr Octopus is pretty [ __ ] ridiculous too yeah true and they've had him from the start here we go going to pop a picture of vulture in the in the show notes for everybody no one has worse baddies than Batman though I mean he has the best he has the best as well you know Joker is the best hands down but he's also got uh King Tutt Bookworm you

know R McDow wearing a big book suit there we go it's a picture of vulture just imagine me as vulture there you go scroll down than I mean I wouldn't change a thing about the costume it has to be that it has to be I wouldn't change a thing about the costume can we add a beard to that though we need to add a beard the M well that's how you make it he's hip he's a hipster yeah that's right so that's how you make it modern yeah so anyway listeners if you're Wonder wondering what was going on with with Marvel and and all that there you go it's a big [ __ ] mess and uh it's not likely to well I mean they're fixing it by just writing off all the characters that are on the screen wres to anymore I guess all all they have to

do is just play nice like Sony have well it's not in Fox's best interest to do that because they're making money off X-Men and I mean this Fantastic Four film that's coming out look you know it's the edgy dark remake of it it's probably going to do very well wait there's another fantastic for four yeah have you not seen the trailer it's it's another you know how watch the last Fantastic Four movie cuz it's the Fantastic Four well you know how they all have to be like bat the Batman Nolan's Batman films oh yeah everything has to be dark as [ __ ] now that's right so so now there's a dark Fantastic Four coming out right so there's a Fantastic Four that's like Batman Begins dark but it still has

I think thing yep right big Rockman yep Rockman thing Rockman Ben Rockman Grim his middle name is Rockman yeah I hate that I know his name I hate that you know his name too but yeah yeah there's a new edgy uh looking at the poster now Miles Teller Kate Mara Jamie Bell I mean this is I mean that's not a bad cast really yeah I mean it might be good did you guys watch that six minute trailer for The Supergirl TV series uh I watched some of it and then I went uh I don't know man has anyone watched a full pilot yet no no is that it oh interesting yeah that was leaked it's and it's either going to be really good advertising for him or really bad cuz it doesn't come out for like four or five months if you haven't

seen it it's basically Supergirl meets Felicity yeah see I I was like I don't know man it's it's like Supergirl but she's like she's got a day job and she's kind of a bit [ __ ] socially but are they doing it for a different audience I would say so and I would say that audience is women twins it's not me SE you're neither a tween nor a woman so it could be it's a little bit MC not in this universe and in a fitting spot of casting it's Stars Ellie mcel yeah yeah I saw that as The Devil Wears Prada from what I can glean from the trailer yeah it looked all right I don't it just not doesn't look like it's for me yeah it's looks very I don't know light-hearted and boring beginning of lighthearted and

boring Simon Peg is uh the latest victim of Internet Lynch mobbing after he came out famously saying that science fiction movies are dumb um his his actual uh point was that we' have dumbed down science fiction so there's no more films being made of hard sci-fi it's all just basically space action mov movies um okay cuz yeah for him to come I was very confused when you're saying that his comment said it's dumb because he's a huge sci-fi fan yeah I mean and to say that they've dumbed it down I mean he's he's in the he's the silliest character in the silly new Star Trek movies right right you know like he's laughing all the way to the bank there yeah but um yeah he's he's going on the defensive

now uh and basically just say saying no I like those movies I just like the other ones too and no one's making them anymore yeah but uh he's wrong in one count because Matt you showed me a movie this week that I would like to talk about and to set I thought it would be a good Counterpoint to um to what we discussed last week chappie so last night I was uh I was at work uh I was up very very late and I I got home like I said very late and I had a 6:00 shoot this morning so I only had about 6 hours left to get some sleep and get back to work uh and I saw your email there that said Dan you might want to

check out XM and I thought yeah at some point I will in fact it's probably going to be [ __ ] so I'll just watch the first five minutes of it while I'm falling asleep and uh sorry about that yeah so I was I was forced to watch all of it uh because it's the best movie I've seen this year um and I [ __ ] loved it and it's everything that good science fiction should be um it's it's got It's got you know great science it's got Thrills it's got nudity you know yep and the whole thing Stars four people yeah that I thought and when the credits came on at the end IID actually completely forgotten there were only four people in it tells such a such a huge

story set in a house and it's I'm I'm reluctant to say too much about it because I think people should just watch it but we don't need to necessarily spoil it too much but I um give me a quick rundown of oh well do you want to run through the plot Dan no no I quite a lot before all right well talked quite a lot already today I'm planning to go see it later this week okay well um maybe I should shut up for a bit it's it's a movie about a a programmer who's invited to the house of a kind of um internet billionaire to road test a new AI that he's developed but it soon becomes clear

that I should say it soon becomes unclear who's testing who right is that a fair summary without spoiling any of the plot right you begin to wonder what is really going on like what the motivations of everybody involved are yeah because it's quite clear that it doesn't need to be he he the AI is Advanced enough that the a basic you know is this convincing is not really what he's after yeah yeah and on a base level it's about a nerd who talks to a sexy robot yeah so if that alone isn't a selling point then I don't know what is and I don't know why you're listening to this podcast yeah it's a lot about stuff like is you know like if you create a a computer or a robot that's smart enough

to know that it's alive and is conscious what you know are you then somewhat you know is there have a responsibility to to free it or you know is it a is it a person or all that kind of stuff comes up it's literally everything I thought chappie was going to be yeah right like it's it's all those moral dilemmas that I thought chappie was going to explore and by the way I really did try to give chap chappie a second go and finish it and in spite of your to be honest I think you did a better job Matt of describing that scene where he's stealing cars that it actually played out for me in the movie like I was watching it going yeah fine but this was funny when Matt was telling me about it maybe I should make films maybe you

should right well yeah I ex macina I really really liked it I thought the the only complaint I had was I felt like in a few scenes the acting was a bit off mhm yeah and for example the I don't want to trying to think how I can describe it without giving it away there's a scene where the two main characters or I guess two of the main characters the two guys are talking and um and he gives a really unconvincing answer like he he he asked him a question and he he doesn't want to answer him so he gives a really Shifty answer and it was I just felt like there's no way that you would accept that as the answer yeah and and then

just yeah just that one scene made me go oh all right I read that as that guy we're being so vague here um yeah thinking he was getting away with more than he was and that other guy allowing him to feel see I I thought maybe it's that but then I'm like no because if I if I if someone asked me a straight up question and I was feeling really guilty and I lied so poorly like he did yeah and then they and then and the person was like oh okay I'd be like they know they [ __ ] know there's no way that you didn't call me on that so I don't know there's a couple little things like that but I mean they don't they don't ruin the movie at all L you should watch it mate it's like it's it's probably not

as uh not as many explosions as the movies that I don't think there's any explosions at all that you like but I'm not into explosions bull [ __ ] your favorite actor is the rock you admitted that you have admitted that on this podcast before I've admitted he's a good actor if You' admitted he's good you are his biggest fan can we I quickly say have you seen this trailer San Andreas oh God that looks terrible it looks [ __ ] awesome Luke what are you talking about it looks awesome the the problem is for some reason every time they say San Andreas I keep thinking Grand Theft order I thought that's it was at first I mean not at first during the trailer but when I heard that they were doing a San Andreas movie I was

like what the [ __ ] yeah and then I got excited about seeing the Rock in black face what is the rock um he Luke's favorite actor oh he's he's Egyptian isn't he he's a scorpion yeah that's right yeah there you go welcome to the Rock he's [Laughter] alra yeah so um XM big big thumbs up for me as well like I said I I mean I it Matt how did you stumble across it um i' I'd seen something about it online and then actually I went out to dinner with some friends the other week and we were

discussing chappie funnily enough and he said oh have you seen X Marina and I said no and he said oh it's another one that's just come out that he feels is a better a better story about that kind of thing and I said oh okay and then so I obtained it legally and um yeah and we watched it so you went to the movies yeah that's right he went to Italy to see it I also saw it in Italy I don't know if it's on the no it's out in movies oh is it yeah I was going to go actually see it last night oh like mainstream movies yep all dendi oh oh okay yeah allor right Art House mainstream yeah you go yeah well definitely check it out if you like how you get sort of similar movies coming out around the same time it is strange isn't it I uh listened to a while ago an

interview with Jonathan Nolan Christopher Nolan's brother who wrote Jonah um The Prestige with him mhm mhm and they asked about actually I think it was what's it uh this creative screenwriting podcast yep the Q Anda Goldsmith that's himh um and he asked is it you know like The Illusionist came out around the same time as a Prestige he said what's that about that happens a lot and then Jonathan noan said oh yeah there's this phenomenon where because Hollywood such a you know small world everybody's talking about projects and then people get the same idea ideas at the same time because stuff's floating around I was like well that's a cop out yeah like so yeah but you know how Hollywood producers discuss things don't they

they're like oh [ __ ] robots are very hot right now what what is Sony they got robots fighting dinosaurs okay what can our robots fight you know right South [Laughter] Africans yeah or just well I don't want to give any away yeah Luke watch it it's good yeah oh I will um and in the meantime we've got some other robot news um oh yeah you guys seen this robot butt I didn't I saw the robot butt in the movie oh yeah I saw that robot butt in the movie too this one oh I just looked at I just looked up the article that is not what I was thinking of no this is a little different to any of the robot butts in the film uh this is look this is a solution to a

problem that doctors have faced for years and that's that when you're a young doctor or let's say a medical student learning to be a doctor uh you have to learn how to um check somebody's prostate y right yeah but how do you how do you practice that right I mean where do you find someone who will just stand in front of a classroom full of medical students and one by one allow every single one of them to probe their anus right cuz not everybody has a Luke like we do yeah that's right but we were lucky uh and so the answer is uh a new robot called Patrick which is uh which is an

AI self-aware um who just loves being fingered in the ass look at him and we actually uh once you've done it he'll very politely tell you how you did what you did wrong and what you could do better next time why doesn't he just do it himself if he's such an expert well that doesn't help anym next time I go to the doctor and he checks for prostate I'm going to be like well you did all right but uh let me give you a few tips I scrolled down too on this article and there's that [ __ ] terrifying of synthe that trains students not a obviously because it's it's supposed to be someone who's alive yeah so yeah that's terrifying you listeners we put the article in so yeah there's there's a lot to take in I think it's

actually a good idea cuz you probably have a hard enough time getting guys to go into the doctor anyway to have this done Al having someone come in and go oh by the way we're going to have this student do this today yeah yeah that's always well not I haven't had this procedure but I've had physio at the at the doctor when the um they did this to you B bad no it's just odd that there's someone else there it's just you know you you build up a rapport with your with your doctor and then you go in and he's like oh here's uh here's Bob and it's this teenage kid like I'm just going to take some notes now yeah like oh I mean I won't even get my haircut from a uh from a student hairdresser you know what I mean from a robot I probably

would I probably would let can I tell you guys about a haircut experience that I had recently please do as recently as yesterday right I just like your stories so I went to uh I I needed a haircut but I just needed a trim right I didn't need a whole new [ __ ] do I just needed the back and sides cut right yeah because when you when you go on the Good oldfashioned short back and sides the back and sides don't stay short for long and is this your first haircut in another country uh no actually I've had three haircuts in three country since I've been away from Sydney all right but um I haven't even had one haircuts since shiing going think I have either but I got short hair and the shorter your hair is the more often you got to get it cut

right yeah you know it grows out it grows out quicker anyway the I I didn't want to pay a lot of money I'll say that straight off I okay I was being a tight ass and I didn't want to go and pay 50 bucks to just have the back and the sides trimmed with a little electric rer do you know what I mean I could have done it myself if I'd had Clippers I didn't right so I'm walking around the plaza and I'm and I'm passing places that look pretty decent but pretty decent is not what I'm after in this particular moment right and then I find one called Express haircuts and I'm like well that's that's for me um so you go in you pay in advance you

pay to a machine and it's always 10 bucks okay you put a $10 bill into this machine it spits you out a ticket you go and sit with the other men who have a ticket right right then you go up you give the hairdresser you a ticket they sit you down they say just a trim and you go yeah they trim and then they you guys remember Wayne's World sure remember the guess they had on in the start of that movie The vacu Suck yeah the the suck cut yeah cut guys I got a suck cut really yeah my head was vacuum how how is it well here's the thing for 10 bucks

bucks they don't style it afterwards right so I left there sure I left there with my hair shorter but but just really not knowing how it went you know I had to kind of get home and like then do my hair before I knew if it was okay or not and I must say for a haircut that was done by part man and part machine not bad okay and for 10 bucks you know I've had worse will you be going back I don't know if I'll go back for the next one because I think maybe every other cut I need the human touch but but for just little Trims and tiies up you know for maintenance yeah I can recommend the suck cut all right you go listeners if you're looking for a haircut and you're in singing yeah

do you call it singing is that what you call it I think that's what everyone calls it yeah yeah yeah yeah cool I thought so I've just decided part of prize that I'm going to send to Darcy is this snap that I'm currently recording so did you said that to us too well he can't hear you he can only hear me so um yeah here you go live I'm sending it to him interesting I'll send it to you as well I mean I'm assuming it's dicks no no no it's just a recording of what just happened oh right so he's getting it in advance well just that short second getting your dick in advance there you go you guys just got s it as well all right well have you eaten any good food over there Dan eaten a lot of

good food over here Matt this is the this is where East Meets West and it's the home of good Cuisine interesting cuz I hear there's a good hotel in a good hotel a good um well it is a hotel uh in Nigeria yeah yeah I tried to stay away from Nigeria generally speaking uh and I do I have a contact there who's trying to hook me up with some money and hopefully that comes through yeah maybe what you should do is lend him some um Security money yeah that's probably what I'll do yeah I've got a Nigerian girl who's like well in love with me and um we we we talk over Skype and um her mom's really sick though unfortunately but I've I've kept her alive with several checks that I've sent so hopefully shout out to um

G's mom so her mom's name is how do you spell that uh Capital exclamation mark yeah and an asteris yeah exactly right well uh this restaurant um apparently serves a special meal um like do we know how this was discovered uh yeah uh they got dobbed in by a priest but I don't know how he knew right uh audience if you're still wondering uh we're talking about the Nigerian restaurant that was shut down recently for serving

human yeah it says they found two human heads wrapped in Cellophane in a hotel restaurant they raided the hotel in an umbra in southeast in Nigeria after receiving a tip off the hotel owner and 10 others have been arrested police have also uncovered two AK-47 rifles 40 rounds of live ammunition and cell phones well I mean that doesn't I've got cell phones in the house you don't end with the cell phones you lead with that look I'm sorry human heads that's more interesting than the cell phones yeah in fact you don't need to say human heads if you've already you don't need to say cell phones if you already said human heads do you know what I mean like you've trumped it already you started way too strong and you've got nowhere to

go it still doesn't really explain things right it says here this is this is one of the people who who reported them I went to the hotel early this year after eating I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at n700 which is about $4 I was surprised so I didn't know it was human meat that I ate at such an expensive price well so he's more fre by the cost of the human meat not so much the uh fact that so he reported them because it was expensive he's being like I I don't want to pay this much for human flesh I mean I eat human flesh but I'm not paying that for it also I like this first comment OMG but it doesn't surprise me all the same the depravity in the world is reaching new lows just like the weather is reaching new records Jesus you better not be

listening to this podcast you [ __ ] vapid that was me Dan I was just doing a silly voice oh I'm sorry I didn't realize God damn it we talk about sex toys instead yeah I mean we've always got some sex toy news we try to yeah um but I think this one is the best we've had in a while best yeah yeah best you guys seen the sex toy that's a dildo that you can put the ashes of your dead husband in yeah so that he can continue to [ __ ] you from Beyond the Grave yeah this is definitely the creepiest one see I thought some of the Twilight ones and and that were creepy

this is this is actually really creepy you know what's more creepy than a dildo filled with somebody's ashes is whoever the [ __ ] will use this you know what I mean like the fact that this is a product fine fine you know everyone does something to make a buck if you think you're going to make a buck out of this yeah put it on the market who cares if you buy this you're a [ __ ] freak I like how it's called the um wait the erotically shaped n is part of 21 g a memory box devised by sturken Boom the Creator to help grieving people feel the presence of their loved ones yeah basically it's a whole kit it's a box that you put it's got an iPhone holder so you can play put your iPhone up play your favorite song that he used to he used to play for you there's um a

little uh perfume dispenser that you fill with his cologne so that you can Jesus give the air a little Spritz and remember His scent and then of course there's the transparent dildo filled with his ashes that you stick inside your vagina I think that's the worst part yeah that it's transparent yeah I don't know why I just that seems to be the part that I go really yeah it's just all [ __ ] up yeah so strange yeah it's it's weird on a number of levels how much does one of these products go for uh I don't know he says I would much appreciate if the term sex toy or dildo are not in the headlines he told the hon

post by email it's a convers ational piece a metaphor and I'll just tell you the Huffington posts headline designer dildo contains loved ones crated ashes and then the first line it's a sex toy that someone maybe you will be dying to use pun so they listened to him and then just chose to ignore him yeah man yeah look he knew what he was getting himself in for when he made this yeah yeah absolutely then this baffling well I me look I mean here's here's the did I just close that what an idiot oh it comes with a brass key that you can wear as a pendant oh God the ritual of taking off your pendant unlocking your treasured box then pulling out your dildo and [ __ ]

yourself with it like it just seems so romantic this is all well and good this is all well and good but they're going to make a flashlight I how would that even work no I mean what what am I supposed to do you can get the dildo what yeah I suppose that would he accurately recreate the experience of your dead uncle who raped you would you guys like to hear the reasoning before Mark sturken boom's invention of this sure all right here's here's a quote directly from Mark

sturen boom I sometimes help an old lady with her groceries and she has an N standing near the window which carries the remains of her husband she always speaks with so much love about him but the J just he was in it didn't reflect that at all in the same period I read an article about Widow to Boos and sex and I thought to myself can I combine these two themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy a dildo yeah a dildo where literally the dead body of your dead husband goes inside you well Stu and boom you're our geek of

the week [Music] we that's creepy yeah if you scroll down to the bottom of this page they've got antique vibrators to get their own museum it's like set of pictures yeah I yeah some of these are weird man some of these are well weird this is like did you ever see those pictures of the old um prophylactics that you have to wash yeah you had to wash them out and roll them back up yeah that's that's nasty yeah although I guess at the time it was fine yeah it was was as good as you had ever heard of yeah that's right old people moving on did you know that the um the Scotland Yard uh had a bunch of secret dossier um years and years ago uh

particularly about fans of television shows like Star Trek and the X Files so in the in in the leadup to the Millennium they were worried that these people uh were going to form a revolt and uh attempt to I guess create some sort of Star Trek esque Utopia and what would that be they call turn of the Millennium well you have to dress the same as everyone yeah yeah yeah you can have something that always happens in the future yeah yeah but all the same style yeah they're worried that that they like in their in their fandom I guess and that they uh it says here fuel is added to the fire by television dramas and feature films mostly produced in America these draw together the

various strands of religion UFOs conspiracies and Mystic events and put them in an entertaining storyline obviously this is not Sinister in itself what is of concern is the devotion that certain groups individuals individuals ascribe to the contents of these programs so they worried that uh that Bans are are like a cult and will attempt to rise up and take over the British government I guess I mean in Millennium they are a bit like a but I doubt they're organizing enough to take over the government even the British government no no I mean these people from what I understand they there's no way they could organize a [ __ ] hostile takeover of a government yeah I mean just just make a girl go out and talk to them and then

that'll be it dispersed yeah exactly I'm joking of course you're joking it what cuz I'm I'm joking of course because I'm like that's that's what my response would be when they send the woman [Laughter] out I see your woman and I'll raise you this erection well speaking of women have you heard about the recent Denver ComiCon um please please inform me there was a they had a panel women in comics right now if you were to hear that what would you think I think it's another feminist thing yep no it was a discussion of like actual female characters in comic books with all male panel of course it was right okay so yeah as you can guess

the internet's little upset about this oh God that surprise me I mean look that is a little bit insensitive yeah I think they made a little bit of a mistake there I mean only because only because this knock was definitely going to happen yeah it's it's this is not the time to do something like this there's a lot of this uh being called out at the moment so yeah I mean I'm sure they didn't intend it that way look Comics are made by men generally speaking and they have been like it's not that I mean did women care about Comics well the funny think about this they actually had um at the same convention they actually had a female I can't remember her name at the moment who has a PHD in comics right and they didn't ask her to

join oh her phc is pretty much on females in comics that's just them being silly then look yeah I don't know I just mean I mean they talk about how Comics is a is a kind of a boy's industry and it is because I guess it's not anymore I no no no I know that it's not I know that it's not now but it's it definitely was you know what I mean and I think this all all this kind of pent like this buildup now is spilling over and hopefully all this is going to be resolved in the next couple of years and we can all just be the same rather than having to point out all these you I really would like that just because I'm sick of [ __ ] hearing it like I agree with it all but I would just like it to happen and we can can stop talking about it yeah yes and let's

stop talking I mean h God no I don't want let's not let's not I'm more no let's move on yeah let's all just be the same everybody right men and women we're the we're the same except for the the sexy parts right so let's just get on with it not the sex just the getting on with with liking comics and such right is it TI everyone else's pants to come off now or still just me oh I removed mine a while ago okay yeah when we started talking about that dildo full of Ashes H wonderful uh you've been playing a game that I'd like to hear what you think about that was that was a terrible sentence but you know what I meant I don't know who you're talking to I'm talking to you all right

cool oh you're talking about The Wolf Among Us yeah I would like to hear what you think of the Wolf Among Us now I was trying to remember did you play this and not enjoy it I played it uh on my iPad briefly and I did not enjoy it because I would say if I was just making a list this contains just about everything that you like you know like this is this is fantasy Noir detective Like Comics and it's I I I'm really enjoying that I'm not super far in because I I've not had a lot of time to devote to this but I'm really liking it I found my my issue with it was I bought it on the iPad the first episode and I found uh it's not really a spoiler cuz it's literally the first scene you know the first scene is you go and The Woodsman is beating up uh somebody and

oh yeah right and you have to fight him right I found the controls for that the the QuickTime events for that on the iPad to be infuriated and actually I was playing it on my laptop like without my mouse or anything and without any warning that you suddenly had to start aiming places and tapping keys and stuff that was very frustrating but once I worked out okay that's what I've got to do I wasn't frustrated anymore I know I should go back to it I just haven't and I mean as in I think about a year ago we talked about this and I still haven't so no definitely give another try but give it a try on either PC or Xbox yeah I played on the co speaking of giving it another try I finally listened to the podcast that you two did on your own a couple of weeks

back and I heard you Matt mention that you're curious to give uh BioShock Infinite another try and I'm here to urge you to do that because oh okay I know you weren't happy with it and it it was you were away when it came out and and me and your girlfriend were both playing it at the same time on separate Xboxes in the same house all right and we were just we were so immersed in the world like it it was it's such an amazing story to to play through and and I'm I'm I'm not I'm still not sure why everyone hated the gameplay on it it was it was a it was a great story that was kind of simple to to to navigate your way through the world and it just to me it just didn't let me down in any way and if you if you do play it again and

you like it I do urge you to also download the DLC cuz I play through all of the extra chapters and they're amazing and one of them is set back when Rapture is in its Heyday and you get to actually be in Rapture when it's thriving and it's just great if you've played the other two Bioshock it's it's you know it's just a treat so I know you don't like it but you're wrong no no no I I I acknowledge that and I like I said I know that I rushed it because everyone else was playing it and and everything so um yeah I I would like to give it another chance so we'll see yeah just just bringing it just bringing it up was enough you know yeah I still need to go play the DLC for the

DLC was great I'll tell you what you all need to play mhm it's The Witcher 3 ride around on on your horse roach and except in in this you're The Witcher and so you go into town and there'll be a notice board and you look at the notice board and they'll say oh there's a there's a ghost haunting the well and we can't get any water somebody's going to have to take care of it and then you go talk to them and like well I'm not going to do it for free and you can kind of haggle with them and say that's not enough gold I need I need a bit more than that come on have a haggle with them and then they'll they'll say all right fine then you go off and deal with the the ghost come back and uh have your

way with a couple of the farmer's daughters and then off you go to the next town is that what you negotiate is your payment uh I haven't been able to do that yet I'm hoping that'll come up oh yeah the it's just it's just so good it's like it's the best you got play I'm playing through Witcher two as Witcher two uh how do you mean I found witchard too like you couldn't put it on if you wanted to kind of knock about in the world for a little bit like everything required a lot of thought no I there are there's the main story line which I feel like is probably like that but no I don't think it is like that I think it's more like like if you wanted to it's more like a GTA kind of likeed dead kind of rockar like you

could yeah you could you could load it up hop on roach your horse ride into a town like I said and do some stuff and uh I mean you you've got to level up otherwise you'll get your ass kicked by certain things and there is still the thing I like about it as well is uh like in Witcher 2 and the earlier games you if there's a particular monster you have to go and figure out the best way to deal with it because in theory you could either you know work your way up so that you're a bunch of levels higher than the monster is and then just kill it or you can do research like buy books from a book shop in a town somewhere check the BS like you literally will have to read the text in the book and then it'll say it'll say oh you know if you want to um if you

want to fight uh a noon wraith you're going to need to get some Spectre oil on your sword and uh and use the OD sign to trap to trap her you yard sign to trap her and make her you know Caporal so you can hit her with the sword and that will help you so M MH I don't know it's kind of like or or like I said you can just wait until a bunch of levels higher and go and whack the thing until it dies sure so that's going to take a while no no well that that I mean yeah in this case in the case of the noon wraith that probably would be difficult but but that's what I mean there like I don't know it's [ __ ] great like so far it's it's my favorite game of the last few years even

W yeah it's really good and I mean that said I really liked Witcher 2 like I as in I got Witcher 2 and I just played through it in like a solid block because I liked it so much I'm struggling with Witcher 2 okay I'm playing on the Xbox 360 I don't know they just controls on it yeah I I enjoyed the world but I never I never finished it I found it yeah there was just something that was holding me back well I think maybe this will be this might be the one interesting because as I mentioned like it it's different enough to the the other like and like it really really feels more like red dead or GTA or something but not boring like GTA yeah right well it's definitely on my two playlist but first i'm going to be finishing ODST you've you've already finished that

Luke so moving on to the Witcher no they've re-released it again yeah you've already finished it you've already finished it so yeah but I need to play it I love that game but all right I need time for The Witcher that's not a play quick hour or here here that that's down for a Solid 5 hours um at a time we had an apartment inspection the real estate want to come inspect and I said to my boss oh I got an an inspection so I'm going to take a day off and he's like oh you going to need the whole day ah definitely going to need the whole day off so yep played Witcher maybe I need a inspection yep so yeah highly recommend it and also

if you're uh if you're looking around uh on what's the the aisle of aisle of Skies is it called anyway keep your eyes out for a character called Carlo The Boatman he's uh he's named after our friend Carlo all right from um big head mode and uh and bonus stage so if you guys have come along to bonus stage you've seen Carlo on the stage you would have seen they talked about it the other night he went to uh warsa visited CD project red suggested as a joke that that the game would probably be improved if it had a character called kler the boat Captain uh and he now exists in the game not only that he's the only non like NPC um who has a name who's not a quest related person so that's pretty cool oh wow that's great so say hi to K the boat

captain I will do we have anything to end on this week I'll give you something to end on that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time