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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy I've just got to started by apologizing for this week go ahead I'm just coming off sort of a bit of a bad cold flu things I'm a bit everywhere at the moment don't make excuses and just so so people understand a bit more it's not a winter cold it's I've got it in summer it's yeah it's real hot here right now bit of man flow

H I've been yes I have been playing a little bit of Xbox while have been sick but I think that game the score yeah I mean being sick shouldn't hold you back man no no so it's summer for you guys there it's winter for me here so it's cooled right down today is a nice chilly 26° C how far away is Singapore it's in the northern hemisphere it's winter there well it's not winter because I live in the tropics and we don't have seasons it's just hot all year round but if you want to get get specific it's wet season now which means in the afternoons it rains and kind of cools it down a little bit okay that's only weird because you're only 3 hours behind kind of thing thats me out a bit Yeah but this the time difference goes from sure east to

west not north to south yeah yeah okay I just I hadn't expected that so okay interesting interesting well yeah it's [ __ ] hot here so yeah it's still [ __ ] hot here and yeah C's got like two temperatures either freezing or just stinking hot so we're now gone from freezing we're now stinking hot it get real cold there yeah now Luke uh you have made excuses of saying you've got a cold uh but I do remember a Snapchat from nearly half hour ago and I happen to know you're drunk and high so if you don't do a good job you really can't blame the cold well yeah you got me yeah you got nothing to say for that no no nothing yeah well I mean he's always drunken high and he always delivers yeah that's what I mean so he should have no problem it's fine fine so if anything it is the

illness if there's a problem that's the only difference true you know we could talk about illness a bit I guess because that's a nice segue Matt yeah we talked about this a bit last week and I said I'd do some research and I did um and I think we should back up I think we should back up mhm and we should talk about the first part of the news and then say go into that sure so the first part is a bit of followup before we get into our own research followup Charlie Sheen came out last week and said that he had AIDS Y and uh he was HIV positive excuse me he was HIV positive he was positive he had a y um and he's now come out and said uh yeah I think I got it when a transvestite [ __ ] me and I was

paying him and he filmed it yeah and I've paid him a lot of money $10 million uh to keep him quiet yeah lot of good that did is this one of the men that's suing him uh I don't know I don't know if he's being sued apparently he was being blackmailed at one point not transvest either it's transexual he says transexual men does that mean uh like if someone is a transsexual man does that mean male to female or female to male uh technically transsexual man means female to male but I think this is just ignorance on the part of the journalist here so what he means he means uh a man who is having estrogen and uh yeah female hormone Replacements and his transitioning into a woman that's what I thought yeah but he has been very

specific to say that these are pre-op transsexuals I.E still have dicks yeah yeah yeah that was a fantasy of his loveed a dick yeah well that's interest I mean [ __ ] it's pretty brave to come out and say all that after but I love this I love the way that this is uh worded too Charlie has for a long time had a fascination with transsexual men he's curiosity got the better of him so he hired several that's that's how you do it you just [ __ ] high that's not curiosity getting the best of you that's over a period of time indulging yourself right that's what that is which you know that's fine except in this case it's not because got HIV from it unfortunately right yeah yeah so that that that came out and that that leads us into the other the news from last week that I

didn't really know about um and I you know what I thought I'd heard it and I I realized where I heard it um and that's that's where I got up to date on it again is I looked around it and there was a John saffran the music jam music jamere piece on on this um which I think that's where I first learned about it too I don't think I actually ever watched it but I think I saw it in the trailers or something and and that must be how I knew about it cuz when I watched I watched the whole thing and I I hadn't heard this before there was information in there that I hadn't heard so to back up if you missed last week's cuz I honestly it's not the kind of thing I would forget about Dave Gro you know what I mean we're talking about the Foo Fighters being AIDS deniers yes so

they I think I was shocked when I heard about this well this was a while ago and apparently they've been very quiet about it s so and also we could they um they were they read a book by this woman uh who who had HIV allegedly had HIV and whose daughter also contracted HIV in the womb and then died because she refused to treat her go on yes they both died um eventually uh at the time at the time this the woman was still alive and they she'd written this book about how she didn't believe that that you know AIDS or HIV was real and that it was a bunch of other stuff yeah um like cancer or other illnesses um and it

was just an excuse for pharmaceutical companies to to the new you know the new treatments were just yeah she thought it was a conspiracy money grubbing yeah and so they bought into it um and I mean this footage they they did a documentary with her or with with them about it and stuff and there's footage of did concert raise money for it yeah so I mean that's got to be pretty embarrassing for them now and so just to clarify yeah apparently I mean they haven't said anything about it I assume they no longer believe that because it's ridiculous but they did at a they did in the '90s at some point believe that and and put money and effort into supporting it into trying to get people to stop trying to find a cure for AIDS exactly because they didn't believe it existed and in honor of that

I've written this jingle everybody's lying about HIV saying that trying to give it [Music] to so I don't listen to a whole lot of f fighters but I think that sounds a bit like them yeah yeah it just sounds like that kind of shitty generic rock that they play yeah I quite like the food Fighters course you do did did that sound like them did it yes it did nice all right keeping ear out for my new album It's called Fighters but it just sounds like to me just is they went out did this they've worked out they've made a horrible and then they've just shut up about going

talk about that anymore thing to do okay what's the worst case scenario right AIDS isn't real and people that think they had AIDS are taking medication to fix it that's not really a problem do you know what I mean convincing them not to take any medicine is not going to help them and taking medicine financially it's a financially it's a problem I guess for for for lower income people but um I mean yeah I don't know it seems like it's one of the worst things that celebrities you know you know they're all associated with stupid [ __ ] they've all got something well actually you know it's not the worst thing because you've got now you've got like the the antix idiots and all that kind of stuff too and

that's you hate those antia but you can actually they're literally causing people to like children to die like come on for the but this is the whole thing like with the people thinking like um drug companies are just doing this to try and make money there was a company last year that brought one of the age the rights to the age drugs and then increased the price of it a thousand times yeah right and so that's why that sort of gives credibility to people going ah it's just a pharmaceutical companies trying to scare money out of people I think I think they they are but also I think it's real you know what I mean like yeah yeah I'm on medication for various things and it's all pretty [ __ ] expensive you're right and it I mean you can argue that it doesn't need to be and

they've proven in many cases that it doesn't need to be as expensive as it is but I mean the the market will will pay what the market pays and then speaking of which I will pay whatever I have to to stay alive EXA well and that's why they're able to charge so much yeah that's right are there any mice on Mars yeah apparently if I did watch this video um yeah I watched it too Matt and it's a great video it's so good so there's this article which obviously will be in this show where watch the video in this article it's pretty funny this guy's gone through all these photos from from the Mars rover and and then I like how only one of them is a mouse the others are just random [ __ ] yeah but it's basically he's taken a bunch of photos and then he slowly Zooms in on various

rocks that are vaguely shaped like animals and then he switches to enhanced mode which in some includes like superimposing skeletons over them and it's like yeah so one of them looks like an owl I assume it was supposed to be an owl like a [ __ ] ows hunting the mice on Mars what and then um and then yeah and then larger be if he had have stopped at the first one at the mouse he might have had something but he would kept going I'll be honest guys I only saw one with the mouse so this is actually news to me oh the video If you scroll down and watch the video there's a bunch of them right he Zooms in on all sorts of it's very dramatic and also I love it because it says under the image on the on the

article it says photo credit could this be a martian Mouse NASA JPL like NASA didn't say that it should say could this be a martian Mouse question mark and then it should say photoc credit nasa/jpl like don't attribute that [ __ ] to NASA they're not wondering about this no they know that's a rock of course it is yeah pretty funny and also like yeah again it's not even it's not even multiple mice it's one alleged Mouse one one alleged hourly creature one alleged [ __ ] dinosaur looking thing like and and they don't address why would they why would they hide this they're in the photos in plain sight why would they be like I don't know what you're talking about paying billions of dollars to shut

up about mice yeah exactly like they didn't pick up on it but one like [ __ ] guy on his laptop in in his mom's basement was like wait a minute can't see the forest for the trees that's a mouse oh [Laughter] MK it's not it's not a mouse it is very entertaining though you know hilarious animal news um so uh police uh back there in Australia were called out on a domestic violence dispute because several neighbors uh called in reports of uh a man beating his wife screaming you're going to [ __ ] die [ __ ] and stuff like that um so they arrived at his house burst down the door and he was just kind of oh they

heard a woman screaming yeah and a woman screaming yeah correct um burst down his door and found it was just a man killing a spider and he he really really hated spiders and they said no mate we've got reports of a woman screaming as well and he's like oh that might have been me as well cuz I'm quite scared Flanders I know that's exactly what I thought too yeah well that doesn't explain the woman screaming well maybe it does oh H embarrassing in this article The Guardian article you scroll to the bottom it's got a video of a guy who pulled up at a gas station you seen this and then there was a spider on the pump so he used his lighter oh God what

God sprayed petrol at it and the whole [ __ ] thing catches on fire look at the video that's insane scroll down makes no sense yeah people don't like spiders man no they really don't this is in this is in Michigan I think they even have spiders in America I thought they didn't have spiders at least not dangerous ones I don't know spiders they're still scary like the black Widow the Black Widow is no the Black Widow is a um serial killer from the 1930s man he is American though he's American he no no that's the Black Dalia who am I thinking of Black Dalia I think wasn't the girl the Black Dalia and it was the Black Dalia murder and she was murdered yeah and decapitated if I recall yeah she was kind of cut in

half yeah and quite hot I understand well maybe beforehand well depends what you're into yeah it does I guess so speaking of which I guess it does oh God what if you Google image search it there's pictures of her oh my God black Daria like the first picture hot oh yeah yeah so that's yeah she's cutting half yeah that's what I thought yeah with a like a Joker Style smile and stuff like that yeah it's [ __ ] up yeah really [ __ ] up tits cut off mhm belly SL Luke she gets her tits cut off seriously listeners don't Google it if you're squeamish it's not it's very unle goodness gracious but I will say this the before the pictures is quite attractive but that joker smile cut into

her oh God love that joker why am I still looking at this well let's move on let's move on to to Happ news sure take my mind off it imagine you found out your nen was a prostitute are you talking about my n specifically Matt or is this a general question to the listeners no no I mean your your nan then my Nan's got a lot of problems so I would not I would not be surprised but if I find out she was or is I think she'd have to plug her phone in if she was going to start a business for STS yeah oh my poor Nan Jesus Christ did I tell you my n spent the night in her garage the other day because she forgot her keys and then it turns out she wasn't even locked out she just wasn't strong enough to open the screen door oh

my god oh man not a prostitute but uh the grandmother in this article is apparently so well I mean look sadly I know from the internet that this is a thing yeah uh people like the older ladies so uh well to be fair I me or is it this uh is this when she was younger this is when she was younger this is about this this girl Rachel Grace Almeida found out from her dad that his ex-wife her mother's mother and father uh right were involved in prostitution and uh she assumed that it was just some kind of spite being thrown around because of the divorce and her parents being angry at each other and

she was like you know your nan used to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] and then a lot of people do yeah so years later she decided she just couldn't get it out of her mind and she needed to ask and so she rang her grand and she said look don't take this the wrong way if it's not true uh but did you used to be a prostitute yeah and she said yeah yeah I was I mean that's got to happen yeah a bit a bit you know cuz people are that's right and then she came out she said look I feel like I've betrayed you by keeping this secret but yeah exactly my favorite part of this article of course is also discovering that not only is your nan a prostitute but that your granddad was [ __ ] her for cash and that's how they

met oh a lovely story a year into sex work she met my grandfather this is obviously uh Rachel talking again wow so let me uh a year into sex work she met my grandfather who was one of her regular clients quoting her grandma your grandpa loved prostitutes he used to come and see me every weekend he was a very shy timid man but he had all the natural urges of a man but then she goes on to say the reason your grandfather couldn't have more kids is because he picked up a lot of STDs and was left sterile I myself had four abortions because men wouldn't follow the rules I went to very expensive doctors who gave me abortion pills and herbs good God I'd rather just have the kids so um yeah it's turned from funny into just

tragically [ __ ] up I'm just wondering is this going to become more and more common though I hope not hear me out hear me out you think I need to ask Jenner some questions that what he's saying well not just even prostitutes but even people are in porn and everything now because now that's all mainstream and you have all these people who got to go out make one or two movies when they're 18 and then they're going to go and have family so yeah that's true just going to become the norm in a couple of years yeah I mean next Generation you did that obviously Luke I made more than a couple yeah what was your screen name bigi good answer yeah that was a really good answer all right that's also the name of this

pod now I got to register bigs.com and then just transer that picture of Luke with his dick out and make a fake porn website oh man this is going to cost me a fortune listeners go to patreon.com multip nerdgasm I need I need money to pay for the stupid websites I keep registering Matt um are you crying right now a little little if you are yeah um I mean you might not be able to do anything there but if you were in Japan you could rent for around $60 um a handsome Japanese boy to come to your home or workplace and wipe away your tears yeah amazing [ __ ] I love Japan is so good I know I can't wait I'm going there next year are you oh yeah you are yeah I click through the website yeah for the

service and uh I mean it it is it doesn't seem to be aimed at women yeah um generally think it's aimed at Australian men who are upset about financial things no it's but it's just so strange I thought it was strange already and then some reason when I saw that it was women I was like that's so that's even weirder for some reason because I already in my head I already know that Japanese men do weird [ __ ] I hadn't considered that Japanese women would like I mean this is I find this so odd yeah but you can rent people to do a lot of things for you in Japan oh I know know in fact they clicked through yeah there um this this article led me on to another because the guy who started this business his he he's had a number of businesses before

that and I clicked through another article and it was actually really depressing it was um one of his prior businesses um was this there's a Japanese term called kodokushi uh it means lonely death and refers to somebody who dies Alone um because their family is doesn't contact them or no one basically no one loves them anymore so they live by themselves and they die alone in a house and go unnoticed for weeks until a neighbor notices the smell and then there are buses now to deal with this because it's so frequent in Apparently one third of Japanese houses are Solo dwellings yeah man that's a lot there a lot of people living on their own and then just the fact that that that happens is sad but then also that

some entrepreneur was like I've got it that's an untapped Market yeah and then from that he he he noticed that a lot of people got sad afterwards and then and then then he thought hang on a minute and then he he went on moved on to he did an experiment where he made people watch sad videos and then they felt better after they'd cried and so then he started this service because not only will these people come and wipe away your tears they'll watch sad videos with you until you cry and then they'll cry with you and then wipe your tears and then they're like all right that'll be that'll be 60 bucks that'll be 7,900 was like such a s sad job it's so strange yeah except but apparently he he thinks it helps people

it's called Tear seeking but you can rent like a mom to cuddle in Japan like if you're like a businessman and you're away or your mom's passed away or you just want a a mom to cuddle you can you can rent like an old lady to just come and tell you that she's proud of you and give you a hug and then go away I think just the fact that that see over here right yeah if I said I'm gonna guys I'm going to start a business it's for uh it's for p you know businessmen whose moms have died and they're a bit sad and they want someone to give them a bit of a hug they call up and uh we'll send send some women around to give them a hug you'd be like what the [ __ ] are you talking about wrong with you whereas whereas in Japan somebody gave them a

business line yeah that's right and said you know what you're the real hero and they're making a good living out of it yeah yeah so yeah God bless Japan I really want to go there one day I really do yeah just got back from there actually um I'm hoping to from a holiday soon actually I've never been yeah me either it just seems so so interesting it's just so different like like in a good way I don't mean that in a bad way it's just like it's fascinating to me yeah me too I'm going for two weeks next year nice that's a lot of little gold panties you can buy from vending machines in two weeks I did promise I will buy you some thank you thank you so weird I know that of all the people I've asked that have let me down that you will come through for me yeah well look

that that's one Asian country I'd like to visit one Asian country I would not like to visit is North Korea I would love to visit there me too L me too I think be amazing you can do a tour you can and just to see like all the fake STS and the fake hospitals you've got to be so careful multiple nerdgasm tour of North Korea can you imagine it man listeners go to patreon and sign up there will be a special reward tier if you fund our trip to North Korea yeah all right patreon.com nasm I mean it's only a 4 and a half hour flight for me so you know it can't be that expensive it's a it's a little more for us but I mean I'll do it if if people going to pay for it I will go I'll go well I'll get a haircut while I'm there yeah you should you might have to grow the top a

little long before you go then yeah I'm not sure I'm physically able to pull its style off anymore I'm getting a little thin on the old top yeah AR we all M but uh yeah they uh Kim Kim jongon recently came out with a new a new look yeah he's he's he's got a new style very Dapper um which why don't you describe the style to us so that we can picture it well he's he's shaved up very like his side he's got no sideburns at all in fact he's got negative sideburns at this point he's into the negatives the margin on his sideburns is in reverse and so his hairline kind of starts where his eyebrows are and goes all the way around and it kind of goes into a beff font above that like kind of swept back yeah yeah but it's but it's but it's a bit it's kind of a bit wide

it's like the worst parts of three different hair styles that's right and not only that they've trimmed his eyebrows to be about half the length I would call these the Adolf Hitler mustache of eyebrows yeah yeah so it's an interesting look but not only that they're now saying they they encourage all men to adopt this hairstyle uh I mean I I don't think it's required but you are required if you don't have encouraged a lot different from ours yeah that's true uh I think it's I think it's very different from ours yeah um but if you don't have this hairstyle you are required to keep hair to a maximum of 2 cm in length yeah there's a there's something like for women there's like 14 uh pre-approved hairstyles that you

can have no well it's it says here women have also been told they must adopt a bob similar to that affected by Ry solu the North Korean Leader's wife the only exceptions to the new rules are performers wow sounds like a great country yeah that's great we're real real free do you know do you know though they're not technically a communist country and you know why why because they still have a democratic election every 5 years however okay there is only ever one name on the [Laughter] ballot so they do vote they just don't have a choice [ __ ] terrifies me that this place exists in the world today it's so surreal isn't it it's so surreal it's really weird I mean I'm sure there's worse places to be honest in fact I'm

I'm positive there but this is pretty bad if you commit a crime your children and grandchildren also get the sentence as well so you could go to jail for something when you're old enough that your grandparents did before you were born [ __ ] hell my n was a prostitute yeah that's right was and is if you think getting sent to a labor camp stop your nan from sucking dick for money oh dear North Korea what won't they make people speaking of um tyranny yeah you guys see all the swastikas and the trains in New York City obviously not in in real life but I saw this article and I I I mean I'm still a bit confused about what this is okay so you guys know the Philip K dick novel The Man in the High Castle yes yeah so the

premise is that the Allies Lost World War II and so it's set in modern day America which is run by the Japanese and uh they're doing a TV series about it except I think just to try not to piss off the Japanese it seems like they've gone more naziis skewed for the show whereas actually in the novel it's very Japanese um and as a bit of a marketing stunt and somebody must have thought they did such a good job coming up with this idea they changed the interior decals of all the New York public trains to be Nazi themed to show what it would be like if you were living in 2015 uh if the Germans had won the war uh but most people don't know what the [ __ ] the man in the High Castle is and they just got onto trains and went um what the actual

[ __ ] um they just went through this whole thing where they had the Confederate flags been taken down from everywhere well see that's that's a little different I think I I kind of see how see on the one hand I'm like I think that would be cool to see because I Amed interested in that kind of fiction and and and you know I mean see what you will about about the Nazis go ahead I'm not going to get I'm going to defend them but uh I will def I thought you going somewhere else like look say what you want about the Nazis but they got [ __ ] done you know they had some uh they had some good design is what I where I was going to go with that they uh they looked cool and I think Hugo Boss designed those uniforms yeah I know crazy thought about this the person who came up with this

idea he's a genius they're not going to fire this person they're going to come out and publicly say sorry we made a mistake blah blah blah blah blah yeah but everyone will now be talking about this and a lot of people who would have not even heard of this before are now going to watch yeah yeah you're right people didn't know what this what the book was now they do mhm genius yeah yeah yeah I would I'd be interested to see this cuz yeah it looks like it's the American flag but with a swast instead of the um yeah uh actually no it's kind of inverted now that now that I mention it the [ __ ] I don't even know what the American flag looks like now all I see is yeah I know I know I know see swasti you just Bally replace that with the star it's like a modified

version of it it's a oh I sorry the reason I'm confused is because it's it's the bench's two iterations of the flag that's why I'm confused yeah yeah yeah that's why I confused myself looking at the photo yeah yeah it's pretty interesting um definitely Ely good marketing uh depending on how it goes yeah that's right I just love it that there's a um there's a campaign hashtag this is not okay following this around now yeah see and then the the photo caption says offensive H and I don't know is it offensive [ __ ] feminists should pay for their tampons and we should be allowed to put [ __ ] swas stickers around I think their timing's bad is it offensive I mean what why is why is this

a timing thing too soon in America at the moment there's a lot of um talk about different types of flags like the Confederate flag the Redskins the the NFL team there's a lot of talk in America about [ __ ] all sorts of Nanny [ __ ] at the moment like it's the I don't know what's going on with the world at the moment you can't say anything and yeah I I agree with you in that it's kind of a the the being offended is a is a hot button issue at the moment yeah yeah but here's the thing right a nanny State can work really well in the right environment I'm living in one now right you're not allowed to chew gum here do you know what I mean like yeah sure but because this country isn't full of [ __ ] who want to rock the B

everyone's just like well you know what they won't be gum everywhere so let's just enjoy that you know they don't pick at the streets and be like it's our right to chew gum yeah I don't know it's just is it offensive well I mean it doesn't offend me but that doesn't mean anything of course it doesn't offend me I'm [ __ ] my ancestors were probably Nazis it's been dowed probably I'm not joking I'm not joking my my ancestor it doesn't count as ancestors if you know them personally Matt your grandad like you know like my ancestors were Kels your grandad was a Nazi great Grandad great Grandad yeah he was

great maybe maybe we don't know for sure because he was [Laughter] arrested that's that's actually true moving on also Jenner I apologize earlier I know I made that sound at one point at least so I apologize for that I'm not supposed to make that noise anymore on the podcast yeah and I've made fun of all Americans again so I apologize for that or is that just in general you're allowed to make that noise and she's just it's the podcast I'm also not allowed to bow at people in public yeah that that was weird go to Japan man have you been bowing at people yeah so apparently I have a really weird habit uh sometimes it's not even not even like celebrities

or anything like that it's like it's a nervous tick I guess but when I meet people uh sometimes I guess I get a bit nervous or embarrassed and I do a little bow when I say goodbye like a as in a little kind of um like put put your hands together like a like a little prayer like I'm like I'm you know kind of like a a kind of you know like a little Buddhist kind of B yeah there's nothing wrong with that you don't have to stop that you know what if you did that around here they would be like you are a very polite and respectful young man right that's yeah exactly that's that's that's what it's supposed to be but no apparently is I don't know why I do it I do it sometimes like I said not not celebrities or anything it's just randomly sometimes I do it places like

um Myanmar and Cambodia and and Thailand and places like that you have to put your hands together when you apologize or thank someone otherwise you don't mean it well yeah I mean you just wouldn't say it it's kind of like you're only saying half the word if you're not doing the gesture as well interesting so we have a Burmese uh audio engineer in my office and like if be cat yep yeah yeah exactly right but like if he's late or something he'll come out and he'll have his hands clasped above his going sorry sorry it's adorable especially when you think of a cat doing it yeah exactly all right do you guys want to hear the final episode believe this is the last one I'm disappointed it's the

last one we finally get to find out I don't want it to end final episode tempting why you oh well I mean it's the first season it might come back no I've heard the second season will be about someone totally different yeah I wouldn't yeah that's right I wouldn't hold your breath but uh yeah so we got the final episode of uh of tempting fate well look hopefully after this um Terry works out his legal problems with the sherper union and they can finally lift the Embargo and we can air the remaining episodes of season one of Sasquatch watch we'll see we'll see his yeah he hoping yeah but anyway here it is the final episode enjoy previously on tempting fate the victim was Darlene smallo wife of renowned

Sasquatch Hunter Terry smallo the British expat Barnaby Wellington was arrested for her murder welcome to the final episode of tempting fate there has been a major new development in the case and we are going to cut right to some audio from The piga District Courthouse the voices you will hear are Mr Terry smallo Mr Barnaby Willington his defense attorney urina pz daughter of the deceased Pisa pz and Judge Me by my size of you based on the New Evidence put forward by China mcut we ask that Mr Wellington is granted a new hearing to

reassess his innocence and granted your request is oh thank you sir thank you what's this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all this is a [ __ ] outrage the Sasquatch hunts tonight you mark my [ __ ] words that judge looks really familiar Terry and I would like to thank everyone for listening to our show we aim to make sure that those who were responsible for Darlene's murder are held accountable and Justice is served well if you ask me Justice was served and it will be again when barnab is found guilty this hearing and I throw that [ __ ] back in jail after all the time I spent looking into this case it seems to me it's likely they did get the right man and speaking of finding the right man Terry and I would like to announce

our engagement yeah I feel like I've really got to know you during the investigation especially uh especially after you sent me those new Terry what it's not like I'm going to put them up on Instagram instagram.com small [ __ ] we are going to take a long relaxing break from tempting fate and the case so that's it for this season maybe Terry you could take me to the Himalayas for our honeymoon n I'm not allow back there that reminds me did you get those passports for us I did I'm not sure why you didn't want to use our real names oh uh well you know we're celebrities now sugar tits got to keep it on the damn low as long as I get to see a Sasquatch I'll be Satisfied what not you too what is with you women always wanting a little Sasquatch press

well if that's how is no worries I know a great cave we can go for a honeymoon and you'll get what's coming to you you got that insurance right oh man the end oh and you know what I I only just got this episode that China mcut is Asia mlan also I don't I don't want to spoil anything but you should go back and listen to that episode the opening monologue uh Jen did a pry good I'm going to say anything else I think you should have a like I'm going to go back and listen they're on our specials page yeah can we put those all back to back somewhere yeah yeah yeah they'll be on the specials page uh I need to something went funny with episode 5 so I'm fixing that but it'll

be up by the time you hear this it'll all be all be that we all be up so uh also you've got a week between recording this and it being live to put something on the Instagram cuz people are people are going to check I'll be checking that daily right mhm okay we'll figure something out I'm on Terry small shoe at Instagram right now and uh it's nothing but pictures of Terry kicking around the Pillager all right all right well it's uh instagram.com smallo our Instagram uh is instagram.com multip nerdgasm you should follow us there follow on Lots uh yeah stuff we've been going to some events yeah you know we've been covering some stuff yeah making an effort well people people are liking it so uh we deliver more of it that's the thing right if you like it we'll do more

of it so you know twitter.com nerdgasm sorry we had to shorten it yeah facebook.com/ multipl nerdgasm um email mult uh podcast multip nasm.com or go to the website multip nasm.com use the contact form and you can write into us uh as did one listener this week yeah uh Daniel of the internet different Daniel as he yeah he's he's just called himself Daniel of the internet I guess you know who you are and he sent in something for a little segment we [Music] call right on the tip of Mom's to yeah and so other words we've got some to news this week some some Town news uh and it's uh it's actually an eBay auction that I don't know how he found this it's pretty amaz I think he was

Googling town just quietly and and I love I love that that's a possibility I actually I kind of like the idea that he wasn't and he stumbled across this and then I think so many people now enjoy that segment that it's bound to happen I guess bound that that they've SE yeah so this is a an eBay auction for a Nissen naara d22 toeb bar and to going cheap so I mean it's very Rusty and also the auction will have ended by the time you hear this um but we'll link to it in the show notes uh anyway um and if for some reason the auction is um is removed I'll have a screen grab that we can share on on Instagram or something but yeah thanks Daniel for sending that in we really

appreciate it I got a good laugh at Danel the internet kind of sounds like Lawrence of Arabia yeah do you think he'll get himself captured by the Turks and raped yeah maybe one day there'll be an Android that models himself after Daniel of the internet yeah that was a really obscure Prometheus reference do you know that t Lawrence was raped by the Turks I didn't know that yeah he was I thought I wasn't sure if you met him or the actor um Michael Fender I'd like to see you [ __ ] try rape Michael Fender he's very hand [ __ ] gut you man yeah probably true I mean he's Magneto I wouldn't have a chance wouldn't stand Mac Beth now too yeah and he's uh and he's Assassin's Creed he's um what's the guy from the first one um

Creed Apollo Creed Apollo Creed from Assassin's Creed with music by Creed was it Etso from the first one noio was second one two yeah was the guy from the first one I can't remember now that's the only one I've played with an a yeah ah not ano ano was from Trinity um oh God [ __ ] riding played the first one quite honestly and I don't even I know don't even remember his name I did want to play the pirate one that was kind of on my list the pirate ones were great yeah I've got it I haven't played it love sailing around all right well look I haven't played that but what I have played more of this week is Battlefront um and you've been playing too we played a bit the other night ly yes I had a lot of fun so did Jenna yeah

you it's good good you yelled a lot look I get very frustrated sometimes and I say mean things about games but afterwards I did enjoy it so with take it with a gr of Soul if anybody out there listening ends up playing a game with me ever I might sound like I'm really pissed off and and not having fun but on the inside I am F we need to do it again deep don't think I have you on Xbox Live anymore uh what no you created your new account I did create a new account because it locked me out of my old account and try as I might Microsoft would not let me uh reclaim my old account cuz you're in a different country oh well we need to read you then is that why maybe that is why anyway would not let me yeah yeah

you might have to transfer it to a to another country I know that in the US um like Jenna had to transfer hers to here and vice versa right okay well no [ __ ] it there's there's nothing I specifically need no reason I need to stay with that old account so I could just add you all on my new account yep all right well I got a I got a screenshot uh I managed to jump on the back of an at880 uh the other night yep so I got a I took a screen grab that put that on the Instagram that was that was pretty fun uh it did it did eventually murder me um while I was up there but uh yeah whatever had a good time up while I was up there the game's just fun and uh yeah I it's good I don't I'm not super into the hero mode it's all right it's just I find it a bit frustrating I you

know it's probably just because I'm not very good at it if I'm honest I was really good at it somehow yeah you you you did really well I really like the dog fighting I really sadron they need to release more Mission more levels of that just flying around and I got really frustrated in the Walker assault and I think I think the main reason is that like I I am not that good at it but also I'm not that good at it and everybody else has 10 times better weapons than I do because they've been playing it a lot more and they're better at it so because no no no you unlock better weapons right as you gain more credits and you go along and so there are people with jetpacks and [ __ ] um you know like H's Blaster which can one shot you if they get a head shot and

I've just got this I'm running around on the ground like an idiot like shooting him with the standard Stormtrooper Blaster it's I don't know that frustrates me a bit I only used the um the standard ones I haven't unlocked anything well then I'm just [ __ ] then I guess no excuse M by the sounds of it head shot head shot head shot yeah easier said than done I guess look I haven't played any Battlefront at all since last time not at all no I've been focusing solely on Fallout I played some more Fallout I'm more into it now than I was mhm MH I I think I probably mentioned that I wasn't that into it last time oh you've made that clear yeah no no well I I'm into it now I'm having fun with it if I told you I told you about the bug where Mama

Murphy is stuck in my ceiling didn't I that's that's that's a bit frustrating apparently this is a common bug you um you you you know she asked you to build her a chair yeah yeah yeah so filter a chair and I went to place it in the building and there's this bug where you place it on the ground and it goes Boop up into the ceiling and then so weird she comes along and goes ah my chair sits in it and then she's up in the ceiling and then you can no longer interact with her right and and she doesn't she's she's just sitting in it she doesn't move from it now she's stuck in it you can you can click to talk on her and she goes hello have you brought me some drugs and then but because you're not close enough to her the dialog options don't appear

yeah yeah so I'm hoping they'll patch that in a way that just teleports her back onto the ground or something maybe you see what I did with her was uh when she build a chair I went fine I built her a chair and I just put it out in the street so what a [ __ ] she's just she just sits in the street yes H see that's what I should have done cuz I was like the when I first built it I thought that it didn't work cuz I couldn't find it and then I realized yeah it was in the ceiling so that that's been a bit of a pain but whatever I guess I just won't finish that story line and then I got to Diamond City and I've been doing some stuff and then I I kind of wandered off down into into Boston further and I encountered a number of places that I've actually been in Boston that's awesome

that was really exciting so uh got to Newbury Street which I'm sure you'll recall Luke yes where the the comic shop is uh and then you follow that up you end up at the Boston Common uh which doesn't really look like it does in real life but it was nice anyway and then you can go down into the tea station which is the tea station that we used often when when we were there Luke so in fact you know you know that quest with with the detective you go into that train station no I'm not up at that part in the game you haven't found the detective I know he's missing but then I just started wondering off discovering stuff all right well this isn't a huge spoiler but he's he's in the tea station that we were in ah which which is pretty

exciting yeah now I know where to look for him yeah retrace my step there's a map marker that tells you where he is that's not really a spoiler no no no that's why that's why I was like I don't feel that bad about saying it cuz you know you can't spoil things with me no that's true oh and also I know obviously Salem is in it as well because I've got a quest now to go up to the witch Museum so got that have you been there actually heading over there at the moment I haven't been there yet see I haven't been there yet I'm curi curious to see how realistic that looks cuz Boston I mean the areas that I've been to they don't look they're not accurate but they're it's pretty good it's pretty cool to see the places was cool while we were driving through Las Vegas and we

saw all the places from Fallout New Vegas right and also I mean making a a an exact replica doesn't necessarily make a good game so it's fine that they're not exactly the same but it's nice and it's nice to see the little nods I find it funny that everyone's got a Boston accent because it's hundreds of years after a nuclear war they wouldn't all talk like they do now yeah true yeah I really want them to depart from America for the next Fallout yeah this is great I'm really enjoying it but it's still so syy because it's still America Australia probably wouldn't be a good one no but Europe or Asia or just something i' love to see what happened elsewhere in the world exactly right exactly y Russia this the same yeah supposed so I mean how could you

tell I don't know if it's all that bad it's disgusting I think Putin is probably quite nice no I've never been I I said that I wanted to go once I was talking to a Russian guy at work I said I'd love to go to Russia and he said why I spent so long trying to get out of that place that's my Russian accent it's pretty good that's great but he told me yeah he goes don't go there and if you do go there don't get out of the car Jesus Christ well that's a shining endorsement yeah and were you like uh are you threatening me before I'm even there no but I've seen videos of of how they drive I don't know if I want to be in a car there either well don't be in one or out of one M yeah I know that's what maybe I'll just follow his advice maybe I just won't go there just don't go

probably probably good idea don't go out at night don't get taxis yeah don't go out there in the day don't get taxis I don't know for some reason just very something put in my head don't get into taxi in Russia I'm not really planning on going to Russia I must say no it's not on my list there if there was a beloved uh film from your childhood about a cuddly creature that turns into an ugly green creature yeah uh say a film that we discussed on this podcast in great depth before say a film where many many people die or well allegedly yeah allegedly die allegedly di yeah they died allegedly and uh well okay they died but they allegedly were murdered by the little green creatures um we're talking about gml obviously

yeah and uh and they're making Gremlins three now [ __ ] yeah okay and I love what they're actually doing yeah yeah I think it's a sequel yep it's just well not a sequel sequel okay it's um they're doing the same thing they've done with Jurassic world right it's Universal Story and there's uh there's Gremlins everywhere and everyone's bored with them now they're in a park and then uh yeah so what was the main guy Tommy Timmy Billy Pelzer Billy Pelzer Billy yeah is Billy just an old guy now yeah I guess so I mean I don't know there's a whole lot of plot details but it's just um he's confirmed that well here's the other thing too um it was him talking about it I believe but also he's not sure if he's in it so I don't know how he knows this right okay yeah I think

it's a little bit of crap him saying he's not sure if he if he knows anything about it it's because they've been talking to him yeah it's probably true cuz he also says he goes um it's not going to be a reboot uh it'll it'll not be any reboot in any way shape or form Chris Columbus has come out and said that the first film is very near and dear to his heart and as long as he's alive it will never be remade um I swear on my life I don't know if I'm in it or not but there's probably a decent chance I am since I'm one of the few people left standing from the first movie and then later on he goes well hopefully they don't use too much CGI or the CGI will be really good like Planet of the Apes movie and hopefully it will have some practical effects too so I

think maybe he just really wants he just maybe doesn't know a lot about it yeah in some ways Gremlin is bigger now than it was back then due to the internet and another ways it isn't cuz no one heard of it yeah and maybe if I say that this is happening it will happen and I will be in it so hopefully hopefully uh it all happens speaking of great movies from the 80s and on but starting well starting in the 70s really Ridley Scott right yes he birthday today is it unless you're listening to this podcast when it comes out in which case it's his birthday one week ago a riddles can we sing Happy Birthday to riddles of course we can 3 2 1 happy birthy birth really

Jesus okay this is not going to work Skype doesn't is not good for that not good um 78 years old wow wow um now that's that's how a man would say it um a woman would say it in months so what is 78 years in months have you noticed that anytime you ask a woman how old their [ __ ] kids are they always give it to you in months are you asking people whose like kids aren a year yet no it's beyond a year Beyond a year get into month just just wanted to check I mean kids yeah I haven't heard um Ridley Scott is 935 months so cool yeah any other Ridley Scott news well yeah he's he's um we haven't talked about this yet he's doing I don't think

we did anyway uh the next alien film well the next sorry Prometheus film is now called alien Covenant and it now is a prequel to alien and Prometheus is too I guess but it's not the direct prequel U there's going to be like two of them two more and that'll lead that'll lead into alien and um now uh what's his name Neil Blum Camp is not doing his alien film because Ridley Scott said he wants to do them to do them all yeah and so in fact far as saying he wished that he hadn't given the rights for number two to be made and for it to have uh become a franchise yeah I mean I really like Ridley Scott and um I hope this works out but I know

people weren't happy with Prometheus I liked Prometheus yeah me too um I know people still make fun of me for saying yeah people this week have made fun of us on the internet for standing up about Prometheus and that's fine you needed to watch the first time I didn't like it really I had to go back and watch it again okay first time I saw it at the movies and I just got to the end I went what the [ __ ] was that all right well I liked it and so I'm excited about this one uh I don't want there's a spoiler sort of in in the synopsis for the next one um but since it's in the [ __ ] synopsis I'm guessing you're going to know about it before the film comes out anyway but apparently uh it it's about another ship the Covenant which um lands on what they

think is an Uncharted Paradise but is actually a dark dangerous World whose sole inhabitant is the synthetic David Michael fasbender survivor of the doomed Prometheus Expedition so I guess that means repace is dead yeah which I hate how they do that in the start of a new movie and they just tell you who's died since the last one they are good at that they are very good at it depends on how long it's been since since the first one yeah I yeah but you sort of grow attachment to them and then you hear them make another one you think they're going to be there and it's no no they're dead don't worry about them it's the opposite that they do with Ridley Ripley so many people complained about they complained about the manner

in which she stayed alive like some of the ways in which she survived in prome so the fact that she well and then the fact that she's just dead now is kind of a bit of a yeah like she she got through all that ridiculous stuff and then she died ofation on the plane Yeah well yeah cuz there was no [ __ ] food obviously but I I think I I like the idea that it is a long time later and David is now running this [ __ ] alien world I like that idea abely so so I don't know I'm pretty excited about it I'm sad that Blum Camp's not going to make his but I do also feel like Blum Camp would have gone in a more aliens Direction so I can understand why Ridley Scott didn't want that yeah that's right can't we have both of them no no apparently not no no because they'd be completely different

maybe you're not familiar with Ridley Scott he's not interested in what you want this is the same problem that George Went George Lucas went through doesn't care about what people want he George has come out this week and said that he uh he feels that Star Wars episode 7 and I assume this means he has seen it um has departed from his vision for the Star Wars story good yeah that's right fans Rejoice y so yeah well there's an article uh here as well about uh JJ Abrams basically just JJ Abrams ticking the boxes yeah um and it's about how you know JJ tells you what you want to hear for inspiration uh he he watched The Originals doesn't mention the prequels

he watches he watched Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back he doesn't even call it a new hope he he watched Star Wars yeah The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi and then he looked back at the source material from those which were you know kirak kurasa films and the old western and uh and stuff like that and then he goes on to say he also felt that he agreed with the fans that the lightsaber fights in the prequels were a bit over the top ridiculous and this film will return to the more uh he calls it the heart stopping Style from the um the other you the original trilogy which I agree it was more absolutely for me more realistic and aggressive I guess yeah well to me it's more that um powerful is the word he uses actually power there was actual

story happening not just there's a lightsaber fight and we just pretend that story stop for a fight yeah yeah yeah that's right they have a fight where nobody's it's just them twilling around and nothing you know no no one's really in that much danger and then they stop to progress [Music] Brian Johnson director of episode 8 had with Duncan Jones director of I heard about it the uh World of Warcraft movie sorry the Warcraft movie I I thought it was quite funny I saw this There's the link is in the spreadsheet does one of you boys want to click on it and can one of you be uh Ryan Johnson and I'll be Duncan Jones sure and let's just go through this is

it top down or is it yeah top down oh yeah okay cool who do you want to be I'll be done Jones I'll start it off all right so uh Duncan Jones just put this it wasn't really trying to bait Ryan Johnson I think he just threw it out there he said shooting on film is just vinyl for movie hipsters discuss and then he was tweeted out by Ryan Johnson you're just vinyl for movie hipsters it's a good comeback Duncan Jones came back with JJ gave you all his short ends to shoot on didn't he did you do Warcraft on the six or the 6s is your release going to be mult console says the guy who made the movie following the guy who followed up three of the other movies that came after the ones we [Laughter] liked or kidding aside I'll be there opening night I'm so curious to see how

you squeezed a fourth movie Out of The Hobbit just laughing into how depressed your account is are going to be when that Star Wars money skits right past you to George Lucas the dusty Banner above the warcraft toy aisle hope you like Orcs Phil for you Ryan everyone will already have all the pl crap they need by the time people start stop buying merch for episode s you laugh but when the eth installment and the warcraft Saga is coming out you'll be facing the same challenges so f8 guessing this time the baddies will be chasing a princess who will help from reluctant hero and his droids close can you guys go back to discussing the difference between film and Splendor oh yeah you're yourh M Christopher M yeah they're they're friends though really so yeah that was

bit fun bit of fun I watched a couple of movies this week and one that I'll just touch on that I found really interesting but I'm reluctant to recommend it because I don't know how you're going to feel about it okay it's called the signal has anyone seen or heard of this movie it came out last year it stars Lawrence Fishburn right no and it's about some young guys who were lost in the Dead it and they stumble across some stuff that they shouldn't stumble across and then they start finding out some weird stuff interesting now I really enjoyed this right but I'll I'll just say right now the caveat is if you need your movie plot to make total sense and for at the end everything to be resolved this is

not the movie for you but if you happy to watch a movie and and then spend the next 1 and 1 half hours Googling the movie to try to find out [ __ ] and read every single post on the message boards in IMDb then you should check out the signal interesting sometimes sometimes I am in the mood for that kind of thing so yeah and this is uh is made by William Eubank who uh I've been following his career a little bit uh this is his first mainstream film he did another film and he's he's made music videos for Angels and Airwaves so right right this is his first big science fiction movie interesting quite good the other movie I saw this week was mission Impossible 5 ah anyone seen that interesting no I haven't seen any of them no I I am I'm

interested to watch it but it's one of those ones that I forget about because the reason I'm interested to watch it is because it's Tom Cruz being ridiculous yeah here's the one where he did all these crazy stunts himself that's all of them now he just that's his thing that's why I enjoy them just to see what he did this time yeah that's right so here's a basic summary of of how I feel about the Mission Impossible movies the first one I [ __ ] love right yeah good like absolutely adore it's directed by Oliver Stone he's a legitimate filmmaker do you know what I mean and he he just made an absolutely great Espionage movie right yep then [ __ ] John wooo [ __ ] turned it in on itself and just made the most [ __ ] ridiculous movie ever

that really struggle to take seriously in any way right no it's it's silly it's very silly and since then it's kind of become a bit of a parody of itself but as Matt said they're still pretty [ __ ] entertaining right oh yeah I enjoy watching it espe my favorite thing about it is on the DVD where where Ben Stiller plays his stunt it's a sketch he plays his stunt double yeah it's great yeah yeah it's really look that up on YouTube it's probably on YouTube um so I put on Mission possible five Rogue something the other day uh Rog Nation thinking yeah I think that's it Rogue it's about a crocodile yeah the no it's about um one of the hot chicks from the X-Men Mission Impossible Rouge it's about Tom Cruz wearing makeup

yeah and it's set in the mo on Rouge that's right yeah it's directed by Bas Luman um actually and it's this is a Bad Robot film so of course it's now got um Simon Peg Simon Peg as a wise cracken dude um which I've just I just really don't know if I buy him as the comedy sidekick because he's really a great comedian and and he's just wasted on stuff like this that said I [ __ ] love this movie really yeah I really really liked it I really liked it um I enjoyed the fourth one I think this one's really good man all right I'll watch it yeah it's [ __ ] it's really good you know you know what I'm going to go out and say this right mhm this movie was what Spectre should have been

oh this was a James Bond this this was more James Bond than Spectre was said that and and the the story lines are actually kind of the same interesting there's somebody who wants to shut down the mission impossible branch of the government M so they go off for one last secret emission I wish that was a real branch of the government I know and they say it was such a straight face and here's the thing too about Tom Cruz say what you will right about little Tommy Cruz but and we have and we will that's right but just I I buy it 100% 100% of the time and I don't know what it is because he's not a very good actor but [ __ ] is's a

good movie star yeah he's just him and everything but he's compelling yeah he is so [ __ ] intense yeah that's what it is yeah that's right but there's a scene in the St this not a spoiler this is the first 5 minutes of the film where a whole bunch of wacky [ __ ] that's kind of like not really even a level up from The Fast and the Furious movies wacky [ __ ] back and forth dialogue between the wacky black guy and the wacky white guy right and then out of nowhere Tom Cruz is hanging onto the wing of a plane right and then the plane takes off right and you see the ground going away in what you would just naturally assume is a green screen shot yeah because that's how they do that except that you know that Tom Cruz would have said no I want to uh I want to hang on

that plane while it ticks off yeah yeah yep so there'll be a on the on the DVD there'll be a behind the scenes thing of how he did that cuz you know he hung off that in the fourth one he climbs up the outside of that Tower in Dubai it's old and he just he was like yeah I'll probably I'll just do it that he trying to prove that's the easiest way to get the shot iess is for me to just do it I think he's so [ __ ] bored now that he's just like you know what I'll do it whatever it is I'll do it he's got balls that's for sure like he's [ __ ] I mean that that the the thing in Dubai man CU I'm I'm not good with Heights these days I think we've talked about this before man like

[ __ ] arm spaghetti when I watch that yeah I know look um before we go is there any dick news is there any dick news uh there is yeah there is there's one piece of Dick news that I I can think of I'm going to play the dick news [Music] jingle dick dick news well almost played it twice is there a second verse to Dick news that we haven't heard no when I play them cuz I'm just using iTunes to play the jingles back and I put it on the loop so that it doesn't accidentally play the next one and confuse people yeah that's fair yeah so I need to put some silence at the end of them from now on behind the curtain multiple nerdgasm um the dick news I have for you

this week involves Daniel redcliffe which you probably W I guess the listen probably expecting me to say that um however this article made me laugh a lot cuz I just I thought it was really funny that um basically in an interview no can you can you please just read the headline before we go on all right fine Daniel Radcliffe did not masturbate on the set of Harry Potter which when that's all you've read right yeah you can understand why you really do wonder where this is going because there's so many things that could mean that could mean someone said he did and he's clearing it up that he didn't right it could mean that he's masturbated literally everywhere except on the one place you'd think right it could mean that like does it mean

literally on the set or does it just mean while he was working on the film like did someone slip and go what did I just slip in oh that's Danny Radcliffe's spooge well apparently what happened is he did an interview with with uh Playboy uh and he mentioned that uh because when he was filming during during the time when he was making the films he was kind of growing up right and so he got he kind of you know he got in he got into got into masturbating around that time as well and um I guess just the way thatting I've been really getting into masturbating lately I don't remember time when wasn't really into it I assume it was framed around the because it was in Playboy so I assume he was talking about the magazine or something like

that they were probably doing their own dick News segment that's right so apparently the way they framed it made it sound like he was just uncontrollable and like yeah he was just jerking off on set like and he and he even said to this is um it got to the point where people was were saying talking about it so much that the rumor became that he jerked off on set like he was he was just he was just constantly exactly yeah in between takes he was rushing off to to go and and do it and so he said um he said look uh it's not it's not like that oh yeah my favorite line about masturbation is Louis CK something like I found out when I found out about it when I was 11 and I didn't skip a day I think I started very early before my teens but not when I was on set he says I wasn't going when is

Alan Rickman going to nail this scene so I can run back to my trailer yeah I mean Alan Rickman would jerk him off in a second just ask him so yeah and he goes I didn't say I wanked on set just it's frustrating tell in between that quote and this quote the internet went [ __ ] crazy yeah I'm tried to understand how did you today so he had to come back and say this go Matt it's frustrating when you tell a story and say yes I wanked a lot when I was a teenager but clearly I didn't mean on set can you make this clear for me in this article I was not wanking during the filming of Harry Potter I managed to restrain myself until I got home see this this is just as bad as [ __ ] Katniss having to come out last week and saying I do wash my [ __ ]

hands after I go to the toilet all right this is Daniel redcliff coming out and going all right you've gone [ __ ] crazy with this I wasn't uncontrollably masturbating onto the set of Harry Potter yeah those robes were godsent but I just love people he went from him saying like I didn't W on S he W on the S you heard him say it yeah yeah it's like quot I dot dot dot masturbated on the set end quote funny Danny Radcliffe I've seen his dick in that horse play what yeah he was in a horse play where he [ __ ] a horse and he got his dick out a play Radcliffe horse so you you saw it in real life no no no I I saw a trailer for the play oh okay on the internet no no but it was the play was in real life I just didn't go to see it in the way you

guys went to see that naked play I've forgotten her name now Emily Jam thren Emilia Clark I was going to say yeah we Luke and I went and saw ailia Clark naked you went and saw Daniel Radcliffe naked yeah we're all winners there look I can't find the actual dick so I'm just going to paste a crop version I'm sure we can end on something there yeah hold on let me just put in the dick [Laughter] that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time

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