As usual our listeners have sent in some weird stuff for us to talk about, and we’re incredibly grateful. This episode is a whole hour late because Matt can’t be trusted to post it on time. That’s the last time Jenna trusts me to do anything. I could have lied about it I suppose, but I’m an honest man.
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everybody's back all of us wow yeah it's a bloody Miracle bit it's been four episodes since we've all been on yeah and look we've done Matt and I we've done you and Matt and recently Luke we did you and I yes so the strength of this podcast any combination therein just works right well at least I think it worked I didn't hear any complaints did you listen to the episode I haven't had a chance [Laughter] yet welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide do all
things nerdy I wish say this though every time I listen to an episode with just the two of you gentlemen I always try to intervene occasionally well I assume I assume listeners do too because we often get messages from people and no offense listeners we love when you write in but sometimes people write in with no context and they've been listening to an episode from like could be years ago for all I know and they're like oh it was a cat I would I would have done the same as you Daniel that's right y can't blame me for the way you behaved what are you talking about mostly I just get emails saying women are not all [ __ ] Dan yeah yeah we do get a lot of messages for you that along those lines yeah oh we got uh we got some stuff sent
in this week actually we did we'll get to that uh we got a lot of dick news and we get a lot of sex toy news sent in well I mean we can open with that if you want I mean like I'm all about just giving the people what they want well I guess what the people want is an ice action [ __ ] stroker look play the jingle but I will say this is not so much sex toy news as just a listener sent us a link to this sex toy that is true well here's the jingle anyway where what do you do when you need a new toy to put inside of you you listen to sex toy news news a nice little jingle actually it is a good jingle because it's descriptive and catchy this one though is not something that you put
inside of you it's something you put you inside of yeah that's right I mean this it reminds me a lot of a uh a flashlight yeah it's very Fleshlight based this one's called the ice action [ __ ] stroker mhm okay where does the ice come into it this is the only thing I'm not um entirely certain about I think it's ah it's ice in Brackets so it's just you can see through it okay because an icy [ __ ] sounds like the least kind of [ __ ] that I would like this is so much better than what now I know what it is I thought it was a mold that you put in the freezer and you froze it oh was frozen now Luke did you put yours in the freezer is that do we need to uh pour so you can go and get that out no I don't have it in the freezer I
don't own one oh yet yet yet you forgot a word yet yes what I'm kind of it's not that expensive that's true it's very affordable $24.95 yeah uh what's shipping like to Australia they have uh discreet billing and discret packaging from America I assume well you say discret packaging but I'm looking at the package right here the skyber skin ice blow job stroker feel it see it believe it oh yeah I mean that packaging is is not dis great can I talk about this packaging for a sec mostly I'm talking about the little thing up the top right corner yes that says try me buy me yeah it's a little little hole are you allowed to try out sex toys before you buy them cuz I would have thought that's the one
thing you can't really change your mind on right well here's a better question are you willing to use their tester model oh we've only got the sh the floor model you know what Luke probably prefer the testimony been frozen in a few times well I just I'd rather someone with a lot of experience you know over someone who has to be broken in you know what I mean gotcha gotcha gotta this it I mean it does look like a budget version of the uh of the flashlight or I mean will this attach to your uh what's the flashlight uh iPad connector yeah your got one of those haven't you haven't you look no no oh no well go listeners I own an iPad the iPad's kind of Superfluous really no an iPad was a very big part of
that do you do you have an Xbox attachment no I have the only sex toy I have is the butt plug is that the one that um was in your mouth Matt that would be that very same one deny it deny it if you can I can't deny it that would be a lie no you can't that's right when we went down for Luke's wedding yeah you did I pretended that I was going to lick it and then Luke put it in my mouth I most certainly did and I want to be very clear about the fact that as far as I'm aware it was not used as a butt plug ever and I don't want to know if if I'm wrong about that don't tell me only ever been used as a um magic a ball okay outside of you external use only so well it might have been a tester model that they they
had who knows can I just thank the makers of the eightball butt plug for getting in touch with us oh yeah good point because we really love to hear back from companies that we have plugged excuse me companies that we have endorsed on the show and they were very happy with our review they were yeah he said it was the coolest thing ever that's great yeah although it's probably the most unique review I guess they probably don't get reviewed on a lot of podcasts uh not a lot of kind of general interest podcasts either I would say there might be some specific podcasts that cover that kind of is this a general interest podcast I mean segment one sex toy news
oh yeah okay fair enough segment two video games you know what I mean do segment three King TTS Armory yeah yeah that's that's an interesting one day tuned day tuned section four licking a cat get to that till section four yeah but what about section what's next we've done one two I can't work out the shipping I'm not going to buy it that's the only reason y okay would you use it if you had bought it if one turned up at your door cont I would review it on what grounds that's what I do now I review stuff all right say no more we'll see what we can organize the realistic cyber skin material feels like you're entering the mouth of your lover it's so descriptive it's poetic really yeah no it's not actually the very next
line a snug deep throat tunnel is open at both ends for easy cleaning no you ruined it you ruined it it's a little bit less sexy yeah I was trying to work at had a Clint yeah just on the other end there's just a hole where I think it just drains out one of the reviews on here dra out well of course I mean of course it does but yeah yeah I guess the review uh feels great love you can see your [ __ ] inside the toy the only thing that's troubling is the toy is somewhat loud once you put lube in it I only use it during the day at my apartment while my neighbors are at work for added privacy highly recommended product how loud is it that it's like he's worried they're going to hear him through the wall just that it feels so good he becomes loud oh okay so
it's not just a deafening flacking sound it's like it's like the Death Star Alarm oh I've got Lube on it again Lube all over my death star all right well we'll be adding a third review to that customer review page shortly I love that the picture that shows the scale is pictured next to uh the King of Clubs just in case you're like but how big is it compared to a standard playing card such a weird thing to put it next put a ruler there if if you want me to know how long it is no no they don't want to show a ruler ah cuz this is saying you're the king yeah but you're not though I mean quite honestly you you'd have to be pretty Pito for your [ __ ] not to just go straight out the other side of this of a playe card of something the length of a
playing card all right well Luke you can review a deck of playing cards at the same time I still have a couple since they've invited the comparison you can have sex with both better than just having sex with one I guess mhm wonder how loud a deck of playing cards is I guess we'll find out Luke would you use this in conjunction with the eight ball butt plug um you could ask it questions yeah I could ask it questions like should I do this now or should I wait till later what you have to ask it yes or no questions Luke it can't go oh think you should wait till [Laughter] later I don't know I've lost the magic a ball what I've lost the magic a ball no have you looked come on have you looked in the wait wait where are you looking where are you looking you know just I
might have left it in the kitchen oh God no follow-up questions Matt none none not one all right and that's sex toy news for this week thank you Kyle for sending that in if you've got sex toy news or I mean it doesn't have to be sex toy news doesn't have to be sex toy news or dick news like I said we get a lot of that you can just send in other stuff like nerdy news CU generally we talk about games and movies and stuff more than this other other stuff well we do and we don't Matt yeah I mean you send us whatever you want to send us yeah okay fair fair point fair point but don't feel you need to restrict yourself to Dick news or sex toy news or money just in case that's what's been happening or money yeah send in money if you want is this a good time
to um beg for cash it might be if you head over to patreon.com multip nerdgasm you can give us some cash so if it is money that you want to give us that's the place to do it and you'll get you'll get some uh you got some rewards over there for doing it too so it's kind of like a shop except you pay more because you know we want some the money cuz otherwise what's the point it would just be a shop otherwise and it's a shop that only sells you being able to listen to the multiple nerdgasm podcast right yeah yes so for the for the low low price of $1 an episode you can you can pledge as little as $1 an episode we do four a month so that's you know $4 a month uh or you could set a maximum of $2 or whatever whatever you want but you get
uh once you have gotten up to a full month of patronage we will personally thank you out loud on this very podcast $2 you can write us a message and we'll read it out on the air it doesn't have to be to us it could be to anybody you can write a message and that message can be whatever you want and uh and we'll read it yeah are we're going to be like these pansies that do the whole boting mcboat face thing where you go people name it and we might name yours and then it wins and then we don't do it no I think we should say right now that we will read verbatim whatever message yeah that's uh yeah that's that's what I'm thinking I know I'm up for it I don't want to be one of those people that say we will do it and then just uh didn't quite fit in with what we were looking
for I would like to point out that I'm very proud of Luke because he managed to say biry MCB face first time so good speaking of bod mcbo face do you know that in in that they didn't end up calling the ship bod mcboat face they did end up calling a little submergible Recon vessel aboard the ship B mcboat face yeah but I don't know I don't want to talk about anymore because they lost I said I don't care about it anymore I lost my interest when they didn't name it fair yeah that's true you lost faith in them well see I stumbled across this the other day M and I this is not new news right but this is another example that I don't think I'd come across before when Mountain Jew asked the internet to name their new Apple flavor did you guys see this I've
seen it in here it's an apple flavored Mountain Dew a this sounds delicious I would drink apple Mountain Dew right okay so here are the top 10 right mhm fabulous Apple okay right y that's fair sounds fabulous yeah then there's uh ging granny okay then there's guzzling granny then there's gushan granny right this is going well yep yeah yeah there's a theme emerging uh-huh then there's diabetes yeah that's number four number three fapple number two fapple is great fapple is so good yeah yeah fa's number three came in number three number
two was gushing granny not to be mistaken with uh number five gushan granny right with the apostrophe instead of the G the colloquial version and then number one uh with an overwhelming amount of support taking a right turn with the phrase Hitler did nothing wrong mhm when are people going to learn to learn choose for you don't do it oh my God so obviously they're not going to name I don't know maybe they are guys tried that delicious refreshing new drink Hitler did nothing wrong I got to say if they do well they've got some balls give the man of wheelbarrow yeah but uh yeah I can't uh I can't see that that happening but oh man this is such a terrible idea stop
doing it companies for God's sake or if you got to do it just have some very strict filtering rules in there or but go through with it yeah because I guarantee you they didn't they didn't choose fapple or gush and Granny either no F's great can't stop laughing about it it's great Apple it's only it's not even really a pun mat because no apple applies but fapping does not it's it's a good an apple sex toy could be called fapple that would be great put that down for next week's sex toy news yeah I wonder if apple is developing a sex toy well I'd like to think they are I think they've got it they're trying to work out the time to release it oh just whenever it's ready no time like
the present oh dear well I can't wait to find out what they do call it because I doubt it's going to be any of those names it's going to be I'll tell you right now it's going to be called Mountain Dew Apple yeah well they got they've got code red like ice blast uh stuff like that so it'll probably be called green goo there you go nice you're welome welcome Mountain Dew you're welcome is ice blast a real flavor um ice something is I don't know if it's ice blast I I don't really drink all the different flavors of Mountain Dew we don't get them here actually no um don't get them here either no except in like rare cases in you know convenience stores rare cases I'm
imagining these cases you know Hitler did nothing wrong I think uh I've heard that I've heard that before I bet you have I bet hang on a minute I'm trying to find there's a clip here have I heard that before I wish we could put the all in concentration camps with the and be done with a lot was right I hate the Jews hey I knew that sentiment sounded familiar oh man I love it it l didn't get sensed no point because everyone knows how he feels about the Jews yeah it's opposites day you know Dan's not saying offensive things Luke is that's right how it works all right what we got uh we do have some
other elaborate sex to news in a way uh if you can consider a tractor to be a sex toy I mean this guy does that's true I mean to each his own really mhm mhm although not literally cuz he he will get arrested something anything does it become a sex toy is that what you're implying I guess it yeah what what what if you're [ __ ] or they could sometimes be called Collectibles couldn't they what do you I'm sorry Luke did I offend you by referring to something you own as a as a joy sorry sex Collectibles Luke and his sex Collectibles I just some of about my by my collection I wouldn't call them toys they're collectible what are you talking about just
figures that you have sex with what are you talking about I was just making a joke I'm talking about the uh the collectible butt plug you've got oh yeah Luke's tractor collection so Matt your family are probably from suffk way right uh no not quite actually let me I fact that but I don't think so but yeah sure we could we could pretend they are we could pretend we'll wait while you ring your mom and ask her where she's from I know where she's from I just don't know where suffk is in relation to it no no no we're not near there okay no right this dude who got caught [ __ ] a tractor and when questioned is this the first time you've done this said this is probably my 450th tractor that I've
[ __ ] I cannot stop how you how does one [ __ ] a tractor actually it goes into quite a bit of detail here about how you do [ __ ] a tractor that's the question of the hour yeah yeah um using a lot of axle greas according yeah oh man he told us he was particularly into axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was too much for him Jesus Christ I love this this is my favorite sentence in this article he's also bannned from the country side and is not allowed to go within one mile of a [Laughter] farm to live in the city forever so is this a guy who lives in the city and would just travel out to Farms on the weekend to [ __ ] tractors well it says he lives in ips switch I don't I don't know how country that is but it's but it does
say that you has to live and remain in the middle of I switch in order to comply with it you can't go which is probably clothed by Farms but he's not allowed to go anywhere near them so basically can't travel ever again it's not like he sort of fell in love with one tractor he like to sort of spread the love around didn't he no exactly yeah well I mean this guy's had sex with considerably more tractors than I have human beings you know yes personally I'm only speaking for myself views are my own people letter saying I [ __ ] more than 450 people particularly the green ones you liked like the green tractors so weird but hey whatever look if you're going to [ __ ] a tractor if you're going to be sexually aroused by a tractor I don't
think it's that weird that you think some tractors are more attractive than others is it illegal if he kind if he just buys his own tractor to have sex with it's not I mean assuming that there's a whole lot of trespassing and tampering with you know yeah making a mess on someone's tractor yeah I mean I don't have a good understanding of the law but if I saw someone [ __ ] practically anything of mine I'd probably call the police you know I wouldn't stand there and try to figure out what it was and wasn't illegal to [ __ ] sir please stop having sex with my property if you must have sex with something make sure it's something you own yeah have you looked in your own backyard perhaps sir When They seized
his laptop he had over 5,000 images of tractors I know so good so good that's his porn y we are going to get letters about our regional accents Matt oh yeah I know it's inaccurate it's highly inacurate and tell us where our accents actually were from mhm please do it right might be the land of feble did you see where the editor's update where he he later applied for a new job he applied for a job at Oley College he was going to be the handyman there and he would happily give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down oh god wow I love the user replies because I mean the the comments are what makes the internet do you know what I mean yeah of course so this this reply here to have a register as a sex offender is stupid and dumb are you putting on this list to
warn other tractors the sex registry is starting to lose some of its validity I sort of agree but on the other hand it's like I mean he was having sex with the tractor nearest school he is a Menace you know what's next they'll be putting grandparents on the list for having pictures of their grandchildren let's face it everyone has pictures of a naked baby somewhere I'm not sure I do no I can't say I have any pictures of naked babies Luke did you see that your uh your beautiful girlfriend that you love dearly uh and my favorite actress not so well received the KH film festival with her new film H talking of course about Kristen go across the hall Stewart
what's wrong with her now she has such a hard life she's upset because uh they booed her at KH is she upset no I don't know she's always upset is she she does always have a sad look on her face can't tell did she get a gear off in this movie is that what's happening in that picture there oh I you're looking at different pictures than me Matt but let me click on the link because uh [ __ ] like that's s's happening she's gotten a gear off in other movies though I saw her in uh on the road naked giving two guys a hand job really okay I was not aware of that you're right that down aren't you yes I mean to me I find her about as attractive as an adolescent boy so very attractive so I'd sooner Google adolescent boy gives hand jobs you know
what I mean well we know how Luke feels about her would you like to remind the listeners how you feel about Christ Stuart Luke I just feel that she's a terrible terrible person what is this face so sure of it well I don't know she's just wanted to she's not happy with living her dream she told you this I love it that he assumes a that this is her dream and B that she's not happy with it there's just so many assumptions going on she if this isn't her dream she can go off and she can go do her dream now she's she are you living your dream Luke just sat here naked jerking off two dudes living the dream and Luke's she's looking glum jerking off two guys and Luke's like what is wrong with you why aren't you loving every second of this no I don't
know there's just something about her I just feel that she's not happy to be famous I don't think I would be either [ __ ] her so stop being famous oh just stop being famous oh you're talking to her right y yeah well well Christen Ste if you're listening just stop being famous yeah good idea well apparently the yeah people boo this film although the article indicates uh it's a bit of Insider stuff this article I don't quite understand all of it because it keeps saying but if you recall Gus Van Sans the Sea of trees was also booed so what's of salt what does that mean I don't know I think what it's saying is that movies do get booed KH kind of thing so it doesn't mean that it's a bad film it just means people felt like booing it well it probably was
a bad film okay yeah all right I got the impression that they were like I don't boo good films and I've never heard of that film that they were like no one booted this film so it's cu the article said something about oh here we go there's a certain perverse genius to unveiling a ghost movie at K that relies on the audience to deliver the booze as the final credits role although one doubt that's quite what Olivia ASAS was going for with with his peculiar personal shoer so I don't know I got be confused about what this is here's what I think that comment mean I think that comment says the film was [ __ ] so it must have been deliberately [ __ ] by a genius filmmaker right okay and the audience booing is part of the experience of the
film that is genius yeah if true probably not probably not though probably just a [ __ ] film well I probably won't watch it uh and Luke definitely won't watch it but you might I guess no way I'd watch it well I I might but I'm not going to all right then so don't listen out for our review listeners if you've seen it uh which means that you're at the KH Film Festival this year uh welcome back and also ride in and tell us how it was we might read your review out on air if you pay us $2 Boo for month oh dear uh we got any more movie news I know we do I don't know I'm just trying to you know just yeah yeah um I saw this
uh this business about the X-Men poster and I did wonder when I saw it who thought that was a good idea so yeah boxes had to apologize no well they didn't have to they did I've got I don't disagree but I also disagree you know what I mean I disagree to begin with and then I thought about it a bit more and then I went no I kind of agree look I think this is a terrible billboard and for those of you who don't know it's [ __ ] X-Men apocalypse right and it's apocalypse [ __ ] strangling Mystique yes now he's the bad guy of the film she's the good guy mhm and uh [Music]
so I'm not sure how how that happened now we listen to anything Rose McAn says no I do agree she said there's no context in the ad it's just a woman being strangled it's not a woman it's a blue mutant yeah I know what you mean and she's not being strangled by a man she's being strangled by an ancient god sure sure and that context is in this ad sorry it is sure yeah all right but uh I I still I think they should have known that this might happen oh yeah yeah yeah regardless this is a [ __ ] idea y yeah yeah I I I I get what you where you're coming from but I also get where she's coming from yeah and like there's a lot of people out there who don't know who the [ __ ] Mystique is and who the [ __ ]
apocalypse is who would have seen this poster and gone what am I looking at that for yeah fair enough but I mean is is it up to us to decide what we do and don't want to see an advertising this is open up can of worms no I know I know don't get me wrong if my staff came to me with this I'd be like start again sure yeah way thing I'm really taking from all of this looking at this picture that suit looks terrible yeah it does it looks cheap it's awful it's awful and we've had some listeners comment on our Facebook that we perhaps were a little too harsh on X-Men apocalypse well haven't seen it I still haven't seen it yet so you you Dan you were too I've been I've been criticized for being too yeah now look it's I haven't seen it I'm
going to hold off because I mean it's I've been told by a lot of people that it's not that great so I tried to get out to see it this week just so I could talk about it but just couldn't do it yeah couldn't even listen to our own show so could even find the time to watch and support me in my twitch debut oh I was about to say well you don't support me but no you did watch my twitch debut I did yep was that you just naked jacking off while playing video games because I think I watched that five stars all right well so thumbs down on posters of women being choked and also thumbs down just thumbs down on choking people probably yeah you're you're right actually I think it's I think that no just honestly posters I
don't choking offends you look me in the [ __ ] eye and tell me that choking offends you I think no no I agree with Luke because I think if you're going to draw a line you can't draw the line there it can't just be women if you're going to say no choking it applies to everybody unless you're in a consenting sexual relationship and that's your thing choke away so but remember the safe word the safe word is Brian Singer that's not the safe word that is not the safe word it's just the word that turns me off uh apparently even people who are in Batman vers Superman didn't like Batman vers Superman is that is that the case I think that is the case if you're talking about Jeremy ions man I I I trust Jeremy iron's opinion of a film that he's in we've had him on
this podcast before if you recall uh you know few years ago we played a clip of him saying how uh he wanted to marry his own son to avoid tax but now he's basically just slagging off Batman versus Superman yeah yeah so he uh he felt it was over stuffed which it was I don't uh I don't deny that pretty stuffed I do love this comment though uh I'm tied to the Batman franchise at the minute which is nice because it's a bit of income not that I need a bit of income but it's nice to keep it ticking over what a true Fanboy I like Jeremy he did a great job though yeah he's a great actor this is the guy though who protested when they decided to change the laws in Britain
that wouldn't let you kill foxes anymore and he protested for the right to kill foxes what is he so worried about killing foxes you cannot take from us the right to hunt what do they do now the most dangerous game ah squirrels oh I can see a Pixar movie coming on she get some cream for that so uh some to drink tonight man nothing I'm cuz I have tonsilitis penicillin is I don't think penicillin has any effect on me pen for sorry yeah infection right an infection yeah it's an infection I don't know what tonsil I'm just ill I'm just I couldn't even point to my tonsils ask me to I'll
point to him with something so I'm getting a little nervous disheartening news this week from uh the set of Star Wars Rogue one so yeah I heard about they're doing re shoots but I didn't realize how big a re-shoot they're doing well they always do re-shoot re-shoot are normal so I didn't panic when I first read this but now they're saying they' they're reshooting 40% of the movie based on an unsatisfying first cut now that's got to push a release Dat Back well maybe they've said that it brings the budget back up to where it was originally they cut the budget at one point and then now it's just back up to what it was before and so I don't know if that means everything's just still on track you know mhh so what you're saying is that they
try to cut costs and then they looked at it and went well it's not very good is it no we should probably M and do a good job it's Star Wars sake well they said the tone was the problem again I don't know if this is true this is some website makingstarwars.net I don't think that's affiliated with Disney in any way but they said uh they the rumors are that because it ends right before episode 4 uh and it didn't have any of the light-hearted moments that all the other star films have yeah cuz this one the the from what I believe like everyone's just going to die yeah right apparently it's it's very dire so yeah so they said yeah no we need to maybe
maybe lighten that up a little bit so I don't know this I just don't like that this has had to happen because it doesn't bode well you know cuz yeah I mean look this could this could be all exaggerated yeah it might be fine but it just I don't know 40% seems like a lot especially if you're like look this bumps up against another film starts off the action we feel it's a bit of a downer ending maybe you guys can go out and shoot 40% of the film again yeah they've had to rebuild 32 sets apparently yeah so it's no no small undertaking seemingly but again I mean this might not be true maybe it's just a couple of scenes maybe it's you know they like ah that that didn't turn out so great let's let's just redo that bit I know you've linked to this uh article
here from making star wars.com but I also read about this on variety yeah you know which gets it from The Source yeah and uh they' said much the same so okay all right well I'm finding this this is a quote just on what the star war St there it was not um Gareth Edward's fault as mcari Christopher mcari was still hadn't finished the draft when much of the film had been shot how does that happen oh they keep doing that that happens a lot I yeah unfortunately that happens more often than you'd think cuz You' think never yeah like you're shooting most of the film before the scripts finished that's how um the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean films were made like in their entirety they Bas they literally had the
screenwriters on set delivering pages to be fair I think Empire Strikes Back the same way yeah right really yeah we could we could slag it off by naming a bunch of [ __ ] films where that happened but I actually think that happens more often than well may I think that's crazy maybe this is going to be the best Star Wars film ever then maybe it is looks [ __ ] good they just need to change that [ __ ] Sirens you mean the sound of Luke having sex with his whatever that was that thing called again the ice throat yeah the ice throat the ice that yeah the name of this sexto and the name of this podcast ice throat ice throat I I I like the idea of it being sort of a little bit darker I think I do
too but by the same token I understand cuz I mean even the force awakens I felt like it was darker than the prequels in a good way but it still had some funny stuff in it and I appreciate those moments along with that Empire's got some some light moments in it yeah look I can I can understand too because obviously it would be your instinct to make this dark especially if you grew up loving Star Wars and thinking that the prequels are [ __ ] right everyone in our generation does so if you got your hands on this you'd go [ __ ] balls out dark with this you know what I mean you'd make it so serious philosophically intricate you know and then you'd hand it in and the studio would be go great where are the fight scenes where's the wacky character who falls over yeah it's
got to be bring back Jer I I'll leave I'm sorry silence and it's just back to you and me Matt all right no one deserves you can come back you can come back so did somebody see 10 Cloverfield Lane yeah I watched I watched it finally I uh you say finally it feels like it's only just come out yeah no it's been been out for a while ah man it's really it's really good I really enjoy it yeah yeah it's great what is it uh 10 Cloverfield Lane it's uh I think I feel like they named it 10 Cloverfield Lane right and you know it's a bad robot film so you know that it's related to Cloverfield right I'm not I'm not spoiling anything by telling you guys that like you you you picked up on that right yes and You' SE have you seen the trailer y people in
his basement I remember it now cool people trapped in a bomb shelter because something has happened and then as it go goes on it does a really good job of flipping things and making you go oh is that really what's happening and or oh okay no is that really what's happening and yeah I thought it did a really good job this is the one where it starts off where like there's a woman she's helding in a bum shelter isn't it yeah that's that's yeah you see all that in the trailer I'm trying I don't want to spoil anything if I can avoid it because I really do think well you know what I didn't even know it was out yet so that I know it's out I'll watch it for next week yeah no you should it's really good I might watch it on the plane tomorrow it's um you know it's got John Goodman
who is [ __ ] great in it I love John Goodman how did he come a long way since Roseanne he sure has hey Roseanne was written by Jos Weeden all right hey Roseanne was a great show but just feel he's really moved on from it rosan hasn't well she doesn't have to she's probably [ __ ] still sitting on a pile of money that she made during that [Laughter] time um uh yeah and it's got uh is it Mary Elizabeth Winstead is her name yeah yeah yeah she's yeah she's greatting it of the fappening fame is that so not fapple I mean the fappening no that's different she's not Mountain Dew she's not apple flavored she might be actually I don't know didn't come up in the film do not know even in the end
credits didn't have a little bracket no I didn't pay attention I I'll watch it again I'll watch it again just to make sure watch it again all right well I highly recommend it so yeah I maybe I shouldn't say too much because I don't want to give too much away at all if you guys are going to watch it cuz i' yeah it's a good um it's a good it's a good mystery yeah it kept me kept me I could go a good mystery Matt okay yeah it kept me guessing could have you guys played any video games um oh yes no sort of good answer elaborate um I've just been trying to get my achievement cuz I really slow down getting my achievement while I've been sort of getting married and going into honeymoons and things sure so I sort of spent the weekend just playing
games just to boost a little bit I played fighting games fighting games yeah like Tekken oh God I hate Tekken how what did you play Tekken on Xbox 360 I didn't even know there was a Tekken on Xbox 360 Tekken 6 Tekken Tag Tournament and I also played from Soul Caliber that's alliterative the iterative crap and I'm now over playing fighting games yeah I got over them before you even mentioned them yeah I I got over them in the late 90s I I was never under them I wasn't especially under them either I used to play Street Fighter 2 a lot uh the arcade machine oh yeah Street Fighter 2 for yeah and Mortal Kombat sorry Mortal Combat
uh I was always more of a fan of the kind of sidescrolling Buddy Fight games like Double Dragon oh yeah than uh Streets of Rage one-onone of Streets of Rage yeah yeah it's because you have good taste in well did you know that we now have Fallout 4 mods on our X bones I did know this I haven't tried any of them out yet I I had a look um mm yeah you've got to you got to go in um turn them on it disables achievements if you're using mods which I think is fair because otherwise you know you could just install that mod that gives you all the achievements yep uh and it's got there's some interesting stuff in there and you guys you guys are going to going to get mad at me but I actually I I checked
some out and then I went to the game and I just got bored and so I turned it off have you B with the game or you got bored with the mods I got bored the game I just I just don't think I like Fallout 4 very much for some reason I I can't get into it I can tell you that Matt you don't like it I can't get into it I don't know what it is I was I thought some of the mods might help like there's a mod that um changes it so that in instead of just you know a word to describe what you're going to say next it actually just lists the dialogue so you can choose more effectively what you want to say um okay so I thought that might help um and then I'm trying to find some good armor mods cuz I I don't like the armor in it I think my guy looks like an idiot um the way the way
he's dressed dressed like an idiot what's he doing walking around like that in Wasteland what is he doing so yeah I don't know I think maybe the biggest problem get him some nice clothes M no I couldn't find anything appealing um and like I said I was like I just I I think I CU they're really the only kind of mods i' want you know what I mean I you know don't really care about the intricacies of it but I might want to uh I don't know put some different clothes on my guun I don't think you get any sort of what type of different clothes are you talking are you want to see what run around naked or no no no like well for example I had I not want that because I don't think you're going to get that on the Xbox version yeah probably not I had some cool no but
aren't they saying that you've got to mod them on the PC then you put it up onto their server and you can access them from anywhere PC box or PS4 there is that when I went on there the number one mod at the time was one to give give your uh lady character biger boobies that's number one is bigger boobies so yep um well I I had in the game I had like uh I think it was called like a drifter's outfit or something and it was like a it was like cool kind of mad Maxi looking clothes and kind of just describes what you wear day day right and so I was like oh that looks cool but the the it was rubbish and I have to if I want to you get you know better armor I've got to wear the you know I've got at the moment I've got these stupid Army
fatigues that are all baggy and silly looking and he's got he's just got bits of metal stuck on him like it just doesn't look very good to me I was I feel ridiculous every time I running around and I go oh yeah cool I go to talk to somebody and I'm like I look like that look like an idiot they did try something new with the armor in this one and I I won't say it's 100% Su yeah I don't like it yeah I saw what I was trying to do with the fact like you can wear clothes and then put armor over the top but I just spend a lot of time trying to work out just give me the best stuff I can wear I don't really care so much what I look like and give me a good suit of armor don't make me like figure out if I'm wearing the right [ __ ] legs and arms
and yeah see I'm opposite of Luke I'm like I don't care if the stats are bad as long as I look cool yeah I'm not out there to look good I'm out there to find my child I'm role playing and I'm like I'm not walking around looking like that embarrassing never be caught dead in the Wasteland I I I find my son looking like this son son dad get away I still haven't found my son yet I haven't either oh wow I'm not I haven't actually even I don't think I've played that much of it I well L you clearly haven't played that much either actually did I find him to the Institute no I'm not did you meet anyone at the Institute did I meet my son I met
that old guy yeah did he say anything that is my son is son spil that's my son isn't it I did meet my son no just just met this old man looked a lot like [Laughter] me yeah it's bit a while since I've played it probably does sound silly to someone who's never played the game cuz like why would you send me an old man because you've frozen for a long time anyway um but I am up to 400 Days Straight of achievements that's impressive did that today wow before I got on this podcast I was playing some FIFA have you played Doom no I haven't got it yet Dan have you played Doom I haven't but I am pretty Keen once I'm in the same country for more than a day to have it go with that well I talked about
it a bit last time I'll say it again it's [ __ ] great it's just great you've played a bit more of it now I have I got the hell I'm in hell uh in a good way and uh yeah it's real good I'm just it's it's the best shooter I've played in a very long time I don't even like Shooters generally speaking but this is fun like there's [ __ ] demons spawning in everywhere [ __ ] industrial heavy guitars playing you get like the the glory kills where you rip their [ __ ] arms off and beat them to death with them and stuff it's great it's very um like the pace of it is good yeah from what I've heard it's like a very much you got to keep moving it's not a stand still and no no if you stand in the one spot you're [ __ ] you just keep running around and like
[ __ ] punching would you stand in the one spot well it's not I guess it's you know like in a sh the old Doom you wouldn't be like oh I'll just hang here for a bit yeah I'm just going to hang him well people do they stand behind the corner and shoot out at stuff like you can't do that they'll just come [ __ ] yeah no you got to keep running around it feels very much like the playing the original uh but with [ __ ] awesome graphics and like I said the soundtrack's awesome by guy called Mick Gordon who's from Queensland actually he's a a musician from Queensland good job Mick he doesn't know who I am might be our geek of the week he might be I'll play him the jingle we're g to kill him yeah sorry Mick uh traditionally the geek of the week dies of AIDS
before he becomes geek of the week but uh or should we not make him geek of the week then we're going to have to arrange it for after man if you want this [ __ ] to die of AIDS you've only to say the word is that Terry's cousin very large [Laughter] youo that's a coincidence oh I I W playing I won't play the jingle I I wouldn't wish that on Mick imagine you played the jingle and then we found out at eight yeah I did the other day play the jingle for Muhammad Ali bam gone dead of AIDS dead of AIDS instant is he a geek of a week then no I'm going to be honest I don't know a whole lot about Muhammad Ali remember he changed his name you remember that do you yeah Luke cuz Luke was like good day
mate Bill he's like oh my name's Muhammad now yeah I'll never forget that again you think his name used to be bill yeah Bill Ali yeah Bali H people are going to be mad at us me people are going to be mad at me I know he was a boxer uh he was mad yeah yeah yeah I'm not I'm not dissing him I just don't know anything about him because I I thought he was a boxer right so and then just a he was just a nice guy after it he was he was a an activist uh for black Americans okay also famously stung like a bee a a sharp but um but manageable pain unless you're allergic to in which
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