The Inside-Out Earth Policy: Flat Earth Theories & Zelda: Breath of the Wild

I um stumbled across something today go on what's that um I was on Instagram mhm and I came across this thing about Flat Earth yeah right there are a group of people out there who believe the Earth is flat yeah welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit Arty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a s penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide do all things nerdy you know it's a myth that people used to think the Earth was flat right like these people that think oh no no no the round earth is a conspiracy and we want to go back to when people knew that

the Earth was flat the ancient people knew the Earth was round Point did people think the world was flat that's kind of just a joke right they thought they thought it was the center of the universe yeah but they and that's wrong and actually a lot of them didn't think it was they just weren't allowed to say that it wasn't that's right I've looking into it cuz I just couldn't stop reading about it it's all because it comes from the Bible yeah there's something if you translate it literally it means that the Earth is flat and so that's why a lot of people believe right yeah is that a fact lukee there's something in the Bible that says the Earth is flat yes interesting maybe the Bible's not all true well see that's all people believe

a lot of silly things and I don't really know why yeah I don't know why either I would like greatest s they had a picture right and it was to show that this is proof that the Earth is flat and that the sun is a lot closer than what they making out it was a graph that went like showing how far away the Earth the Sun was from the Horizon right and then there was another line going across the Earth like just over the horizon going so the sun is meant to be 93 million miles away well the Earth is pretty big then at our perspective I know they talk about I've seen another dimension I've seen pictures where they take people you know people that go up into the Stratosphere in balloons and stuff and they take photos on their GoPros and the GoPro lens is curved and so they'll put

it in Photoshop and they'll just straighten it out and be like busted like why would they who is they that are lying to us who who is the they first of all first of all this is our new segment that I like to call the [ __ ] files M [ __ ] [Music] files [Music] [ __ ] go on a while we can shorten it for the future episodes no I want you to play the entire thing every time now there's a valid question who are they who the who is this they and I I I didn't have much time to prepare cuz you know this had come up a little earlier today but I managed to get hold of someone who knows the [Laughter]

answer okay and iag from them I had to get had to get pretty quick he he's a busy man he's actually currently doing a new book tour he's got a new book out but uh anyway I won't say too much I'll just I'll just cut to the tape here we go this is this is a this is an interview it's my great pleasure to welcome to the show Mr David Ike David I hear you're a you're a fan of the show you think you think our show is pretty interesting well now it gets bloody interesting well I'd argue it's always pretty interesting um but what's your favorite segment I love this bit what the bit that you're on that doesn't surprise me I've asked you to come on for a specific reason we've had a discussion this week about conspiracy theories and how there's always a they

behind it so who are they exactly who are they who are they who is this non-human race nonhuman the key ones uh seem to take a reptilian form well that's [ __ ] terrifying and uh of course but hang on a minute if there were reptile creatures running the world surely surely we would have seen them by now like I I mean who are these people how have we not noticed we we we decode a tiny frequency range within infinity and we think that we know it all right well that doesn't explain anything it's an interesting fact I guess we'll be the judge of that that if you want to control people's perception of what's possible I definitely do then you just yes limit the information they receive

about what is possible it's real simple sounds simple and then they'll believe what's possible is what they've been told is possible of course and so they will dismiss by reflex action laugh and snigger sorry did you just Sayer David now DNA is a software program well not literally it holds different information just like different software programs do okay and this hybrid DNA hybrid reptilian human DNA shall we say oh yeah the royal bloodlines and uh the other effects on all of us although lesser than pure ones what um is a software program which is information which therefore affects not only the way we perceive reality it affects the way we decode reality right so there you go the hybrid DNA in these reptilian people

affects our perception of reality the way we decode reality and that's why we didn't go to the Moon why and that's why the Earth is flat what do you think it might be symbolic for something else some of the things that people think because they're crazyer but and then they again it's cognitive dissonance they don't look at what they're saying I'm not saying they shouldn't believe it believe what you like it's a human right but um I mean please look at your own beliefs before you start writing off others is crazy well we'll be sure to do that in future David thanks for your time um any final words [ __ ] great thanks for that Mr David Ike he's a man of few words but he makes those words count he sure does I was actually ready to say who

they are as well though you were yes I I've been researching this were you going to say reptilians no oh sorry okay you're going to say the Rothchild family that owns all the banks no is it okay is it the Jews it is the Flat Earth Society I thought he was saying it was the Jew I got excited I did as well I'm like [ __ ] he's going for it he's really going for it going on the mass meteor and saying it's the Jew I think David Ike did that as well yeah the reptile Jews maybe yeah so it's the Flat Earth Society they're in control of everything no they're the ones that they're the they in the trying to convince everyone that the Earth is flat yeah but who's trying to convince

us it's round that's my question like who are these people that sit up at night going [ __ ] me Danny Miller needs to [ __ ] believe that the Earth that's the thing a lot of them are going like it's a conspiracy by NASA and I'm yeah see what what are they up to I'll stop you there I'll stop you there all right NASA haven't been NAA can't [ __ ] talk I'm that enraged right NASA haven't been around that long no like and that's the thing like they've only been around what 60 80 years now but what is it they think NASA is up to that they need to convince the world is round to hide something like what that's I haven't been able to find any reason for that I came up with a reason the edges there's something at the edges they don't want

us to get to they're like just keep walking you'll end up at the same spot don't bother don't looking over here and I can come up with the reason why NASA would do that but why no don't stop why um money come on elaborate please it's it's a way for the government to spend money onto whatever projects they want and they just go ah it's space don't worry about that we build a rocket that cost us$2 billion that thing did so what are they spending the money on porn all right not space porn ported cigarettes porn and cigarettes all right well I don't know I I came up with something well look maybe this is something we can flesh out in future episodes of the [ __ ] files there's a podcast I'm going to try and listen to

what's it called is it called The Unexplained no it's from the actual Flat Earth Society they did four podcasts in 2012 I'm sure Ben and Aaron have covered it on Mysterious Universe Jenna found this podcast called The Unexplained and I thought it was really interesting at first but it actually is just kind of infuriating because he gets people on who claim to be like psychics and and mediums and all this kind of stuff and he just asks them really leading questions and then yeah that's amazing what I want to know is is it people just think like they're trolling the internet yeah going yep the Earth's flat and trying to get people to believe them and then they think they've convinced people but it's just other people who think they're trolling as well to agree I

started a website uh a long long long long time ago the Inside Out Earth I was about to remind you of that yes can youe talk about that yeah well I started a where it didn't go very far uh no no no it did it did my heart wasn't in it but the the government shut it down that's right yeah sorry I'm I'm not supposed to say but you can say it and I can agree that's the that's the terms of my gag order but yeah I discover that I discovered that the uh the Earth is actually inside out yeah so we are in the middle of a sphere looking up at the inside of the surface of the sphere yeah and yeah you might be thinking why is it when I look at the Horizon it seems to to taper off in the other direction and the answer is mirrors wants you to think mirrors they put mirrors in your

eyeballs when you're born yep fact prove that it's not Luke Luke luk luk Luke Luke I don't think I I can the science checks out can I uh can I share with you a personal experience I had with reptilians please do now this is not to say that I had an experience with The Reptilian humanoid draconians that David Ike wasn't consenting it's never quite consenting though is it but um no I had a uh I had a friend who tried to purchase for me for my birthday this is a friend that I will not name on this podcast let see if I can guess try to purchase a one-on-one Skype session not with David ik but with one of the other priests what would you call it in the [ __ ] reptilian worship

[ __ ] Arena right oh wow and then when I said look thanks really well meaning but it cost $250 for a 15minute conversation and quite honestly don't waste your money because I think it's [ __ ] said to me Dan you've got to keep an open mind yeah oh dear I like and that's kind of David Ike thing too it's like well you don't know do you well I mean I kind of think I do yeah I think I know that that's I don't think the queen cuz he thinks the Queen and um and George Bush in particular oh yeah all over this hybrid bloodline whatever this thing is did you watch the ' 80s science fiction series V for all lizards everyone he did and then he had a breakdown and then and thought it was

real yeah but he he uh actually doesn't talk about that stuff as much anymore except uh in he he has got a new book out and he touring I know because I heard an interview with him actually the other day it's a coincidence that Luke brought all this stuff up um find coincidence Matthew that's true but he doesn't talk about The Reptilian stuff as much anymore cuz people just laugh at him yeah it's like how uh Dave Gro doesn't go around talking about how there's no such thing as AIDS much anymore because everyone just laughs in his [ __ ] [Music] face well we've proven again that aids is real somebody else has passed away we've

got another geek of the week this week Star Trek actor Anton yelin crushed to death by AIDS AIDS is so heavy yep he left the ignition running on the AIDS Y and it crushed him no this is actually really really shitty yeah check off he was really shitty news he was he was he was a cool guy I don't know him personally I liked him in in Star Trek I don't I'm just finding a one thing a little bit strange about the story cuz he got crushed by his car at 1:00 in the morning his friends came looking for him and found him cuz he was late to rehearsal was it 1: in the morning yes huh what type of rehearsal happens at 1:00 in the morning don't ask no don't ask don't want to know you don't want to know I could understand if it was

filming at that time but it's rehearsal well you don't need the knif I mean I don't think it was terribly suspicious oh I think it's suspicious police have ruled it out but I haven't well it's a good thing I've got this jingle while the are doing listen it's crimes well I don't need to say how to do it someone's already gotten away with it police don't think it's suspicious yeah saying the Anton check off no not Anton checkov the turn of the century play right Anton Yon mhm has been murdered we don't get a lot of end on check off news really do we no we don't I'm sorry yeah no he I'm going to double check I'm pretty sure it was 1:00 in the morning I could be wrong in that it could be out the window I mean why

fact check now you know it's never stopped us before no he was murdered he uh okay well the police are saying he he seems to have gotten out of his car to check his mail or something uh left this car in neutral in the driveway it is weird that it waited until he was at the mailbox to okay I've got now I've got another problem with this it waited what do you mean it waited I mean look we're basing this entire conspiracy theory on one paragraph in a in a [ __ ] article on the internet if if he was about to leave he not cheing his then what we don't even know if Luke read the article right and is 11 local time so he was amm if he was leaving to go to rehearsal he's not checking his mail then you

check your mail when you get home not when you're going out Luke the truth is out there cripp FES what is a crier file what is a copile love I'm going to go I'm not going to play the whole thing again well that's just not commitment then hopefully it'll come up again I'm sure we can find something so yeah sad news oh and sorry I do have one more jingle to play uh that is especially to that [Music] article he was a geek and he did die of AIDS and it is a week he did a great job of check off AIDS only attacks the week what it does I want to hear about this robot that escapes to the lab makes a run for Freedom yeah look I mean I think this is kind of like the end of one chapter in our history and

existence and the start of a new chapter right yeah for the first time outside of a movie a robot has broken free of its lab and made a Mad Dash for Freedom yeah in Russia no less I mean I wouldn't want to be a slave in Russia I wouldn't want to be a slave anywhere you mean robot what do you mean slave robots are slaves I think robot is actually the Russian word for slave I will pretend that I knew that no I think there was a there was a play uh written in in Russia in the 20s called robson's robots or something like that somebody fact checked this for me while I'm talking robson's Universal robots it was called and uh robot is based based on or derived from Russian word for slave all

right I'm checking it now what is slave in Russia I think the miracle here is that the robot made it into the street in Russia and wasn't immediately smashed to pieces by by the way they drive yeah yeah you know they drive badly in Russia is that is that a fact or you being racist no if you go on YouTube and type in Russian drivers uh you'll find yourself entertained for hours yeah they're going too fast you know why because they're Russian um in movies I have pasted the word for slave I cannot pronounce that let me have a look I'll have a go I'll always have a Go in Russian oh I don't even know what that character is nope like PA and then an upside down number n which is a six I suppose now that I look at it o everyone go for a second I'm

going to check SP RB grab RB RB RB oh yeah I could I could see it going to robot Rob RAB I don't know okay rabbit all right so fact but then this this robot was uh it was designed to roam around and chat with humans and promote products to them uh at an event and then it made a run for it out to the street I I guess the thing that's interesting here is that this robot while playing along saw an opportunity to escape and went [ __ ] it this might be my only chance yeah it's was just playing along yeah but sadly it didn't make it very far cuz its battery pack died which one makes me wonder right did it did it yeah exact the government want you to

think how how much longer were they expecting this to robot to function inside the building yeah it's not like it made it very far it just got out into the street and then its battery pack died I'm making airs yeah what are you saying I think it's an EMP we David Ike back on the phone and uh ask him if he's had any uh experience with robots um I could he did just he it was just he was just being really racist yeah um towards the end towards so I'll maybe we'll get him back on next time there's a [ __ ] fares yeah wonder if they doing things to robot to make it want to escape What would would you do to a robot to make it want to escape Luke no robot would want to escape from me I believe that actually I believe you would be very very uh polite and you

would treat your robots well I would like his Xbox that reminds me Xbox all the time how's the fan in your Xbox the one you were worried about that you bought a replacement for it's still not happy I haven't changed it yet I need to do something about it yeah so would you say it wants to escape perhaps I wouldn't say Escape I think it's slowly wanting to die that's a form of Escape yeah it's weird I I'm kind of creeped out by that I don't even know what to say it's all right I'll help it it'll feel better did to my Xbox did you guys watch that little mini documentary about the Xbox ghost with a kid racing against his dead father his dad yeah oh my God oh my God it's it reminded me of that um the the Animal Crossing one as well but

yeah it's we'll link to it actually in the show notes if we can the the one Dan's talking about it's nice video get some tissues not because you'll be jerking off so hot I just also think imagine if like you invited your friend over for a bit and while your friend was while you went to get a drink your masturbating to an emotional video on the internet no but why would your friend come over and go have you got the original Xbox I want to play that I want to play the console from two generations [Laughter] go you never know he might he might invite his friend over go look I got to show you this but he goes have to get a drink while his friend has a go and beats time or his dick or he comes back and he said I've just beaten the ghost

of your dead father suck on that I knew about it and I did it [Laughter] anyway he was he wasn't that good I been my first try oh it's a lovely video and uh it really is out of context so apparently Luke you are secretly you've discovered the the the Fountain of Youth I I have you have tell me more go and look tell us more um see uh it rolls a lot of Xbox trying to stay out of no according to mael Jackson right from suff and before you ask listeners yes I did go back to the suffk Gazette for this article second time we reported from the suic cazette uh Mabel who was 100 years

old when asked what's the secret to long life she said six Gins a day so the Doctor Who told me today I have to cut back my drinking she knows nothing I should be drinking six Gins a day did you get told to cut back even more well actually I'm just thinking thinking no she's still right cuz she I I need to cut back cuz it's only six gin I should be drinking yeah two at lunch time she says one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the evening while I do my knitting I love that picture I know I assume that's really I really hope that's her I ass I I assume that's from Getty Images but no I know should we do the maths Matt you're the you're the ASP mask guy on this podcast can you let us know what what six Gins a day for a 100 years is how

many Gins that is 640 well that doesn't seem like too many I reckon I've drank 640 Gins and I haven't been alive 100 years no no it's since oh 6 a day for 100 you know what I'm I'm bad at maths so six um on that basis she buys 52 bottles a year 4,264 bottles since she started how do you know when she started oh it's in there okay I could have just read all the way to the end reading all the way to the end is not what I'm about so six Gins a day sorry for how many years uh so 82 Years cuz Sor she started when she was 18 my maths was way off I'm sorry it was 17958 is we've got to allow for leap years and things true that's where they always get you so it's about 180,000 do you reckon you've had that many Luke today oh you know I might get

close to 180,000 Gins no no I wouldn't get that close aak only with Jin I only started drinking Jin a couple of years ago they close they do use the phrase that's quite an achievement in this article that's a challenge I can do that don't catch up though please don't so what do you have to cut down to if I may ask I meant to CU you had already cut down well I was meant to have cut down right I saw a lot of positos in your fridge yeah but then I had like a wedding and then I had jyree gin and I had a rock band night the other night and yeah so there's no actual there's a plan to cut down so there are there's are three events over the last 6 months and there's the fact that I'd

like to drink right yeah right yeah that that that one probably explain yeah so I I've got I've got another blood test in a month's time I'm going to try and study well for it and have only one standard drink a day okay you can do it it's really hard just try to have none I had three today does that count no oh no it doesn't like three Gins do you only drink gin now I only drink gin now interesting oh and the occasional beer right it was a cold beer on a hot day or I'm at the pub what about a hot beer on a cold day I don't even like warm you up with I like it if it's a if it's a hot day or if I'm at the pub or I'm at the pub yeah or if I just open the fridge and there's a beer there yeah or if I'm

drinking a beer that's oh dear I like to drink paramet loose why don't you try drinking your own urine well it's sterile isn't it yeah I think so it's good for you isn't it well sterile doesn't mean good for you sterile just means it doesn't contain bacteria right I mean there a lot of things that don't contain bacteria that I don't recommend you drink urine of if I'm well that's what I've heard for years and years and years but it turns out that's actually true you researched sort of went into it and went no there's bacteria in there right well I mean you have bacteria inside here and it's got to come out of here somehow mhm but yeah evidently this is ruining a few tests for people ruining I love it how people consider that science can ruin

results well they used to use this if you had bacteria in urine well you got a urine your tract infection oh right right as opposed to just their being bacteria in your urine yes yeah I just saw this and I thought that's interesting so do you get a urinary tract infection from drinking urine if you drink infected urine I imagine you probably would yeah but instead of it being in your urinary tract it's in your throat urinary throat infection cuz you're drinking directly out of the penis is that what you're implying exactly well that sucks I guess I'm going to going have to uh I have to cut back myself on something yeah going to have to stop peeing people's drinks I guess well I'm not going to consume that I it says might not be true right yeah

because it's the internet and they'll they'll publish this before they sh and we'll uh we'll publish this episode before we know literally about it I I didn't read the article no neither I just waited to hear Luke tell me all about it yeah now in my brain it's a fact yeah someone sent me the article I went yeah I'll post it in well I'm glad you did I know not to drink any time I think about that uh I think of the special features on The Fight Club DVD where just as it's fading out Brad Pit looks in the camera and says do you know that urine is sterile you can drink it and then everyone of the crew laugh and now apparently he's wrong yeah dead wrong and the joke's on them you know what I mean um why does it say ninjas uh it says ninjas because I

wanted to talk about the ninjas that have been contacting me uh are these the voices you hear this is this is nothing to do with the reptilian experience I had no so I um I ordered something online so here in Singapore online shopping is as big a thing as it is anywhere else in the world but eBay um shipping prices are prohibitively expensive right so nobody us eay here people use other things um this one called why eBay specifically don't know I have not bothered looking into it I just know that okay when you go to eBay you're like pocket comb $3 shipping $150 [ __ ] hell yeah so I don't know you know why it's probably because maybe uh maybe they get scammed more often or something maybe yeah for pocket comb what am I talking

about also were you really looking for a Pocket com Matt if you want to [ __ ] let everyone know about my pocket comb scam I'd appreciate you talk to me you brought it up all right right everyone uh get a comb no but um the throwing me off Matt sorry bud I'm not used to getting thrown off like this no uh so I ordered some stuff online the other day yes and uh the next day I get a text message that says this hold on getting my actual phone the text message was from an anonymous number MH and it said a ninja will order your lzada order today that's all it says right okay then later that day a coworker hands me a package and says I think this was left for

you so you know ninjas now deliver our packages that's all I'm saying well I was going to say did you see him but of course you didn't he ninja I didn't I didn't see him Matt true to his name he ninjaed it into my place of business which is an open plan office wow um I want you to order something again and I want you to set a trap for the ninja okay how do I set a ninja trap what are ninja eat um um nobody tof we've never SE that's racist Sushi Ramen hey how long have we been talking why are you just coming up with food how do you that's just you don't have to trick him to go somewhere he's coming there to deliver a package you trap him with food though you got to put the food down yeah that's a TR got to be

well I don't that's the thing I can see the door from my desk my office is literally one room with only one entrance and I can see it from where I sit you could maybe put a little sign that says ninja please put package here with like a sensor and when he puts the package down it's pronounced Sensei a hand handcuffs shoot out and grab him okay so I've got to kind of develop ninja powers of my own before tomorrow when my second package are yeah well we figure that out obviously but yeah I just set the challenge how you do it that's up to you looks washing his hands of this oh man I want Ninja to deliver something to me I don't think we have ninjas in Australia you wouldn't they have American Ninja that's a movie oh they do

have American Ninja Michael dudov maybe he'll deliver me something that's a part of my brain that I didn't know was still there the guy that played American Ninja apparently I just never forgot that fact why would you what is happening to Michael dudov these days do we have any Michael dudov news I don't know I don't think we do Michael dudov is older than my we could find out if he's still alive yeah that could be news he is alive and he is older than my dad this is weird well we talked about E3 a bit last week and there was still some some stuff to go uh and it feels like it was a long time ago because uh it was it was just the day after last episode but we haven't talked about a couple things for example we haven't talked about project Scorpio which may be of interest to us

in particular cuz we're Xbox of interest to me yeah we're we're all Xbox Gamers on here ex I get this something that doesn't happen very often I'm going to say I was wrong go on I said it's going to be coming out with the Oculus Rift ah maybe it is um well it may still come with oculus rift but it is going to work with the HTC V that yeah that's true because Fallout 4 is a HTC 5 exclusive yeah yeah they dropped like there's little breadcrumbs that lead you to figure out certain things but what do you think so it's going to be six Tera flops y so flops that stick out six times every time you turn it on or something so Port jig Scorpio for those who didn't catch the Xbox presentation you mad it's the it's

the new Xbox and uh so they announced out nowish is the Xbox One S which is a slim version of the Xbox One and the hardware is very similar and just to recap Xbox One is the Third Xbox that's right it's nice it's easy to follow along just wanted to throw that in there yeah and the the new one the only difference I think with the the S is yeah it's smaller and it can also play 4K uh Blu-rays you can't play games in 4k no not yet people keep calling them out on that on social media they keep saying 4K and everyone's like it's not 4K stop it so don't be mistaken but project Scorpio is due uh summer what US summer 2017 next year next Christmas next

Christmas and it is a new console uh that will be compatible with all the Xbox One games games will work on both consoles or all three Xbox One Xbox One S and project Scorpio whatever they end up calling it please just keep calling it project Scorpio I hope so yeah just leave it you don't have to change it y exactly project Scorpio I would I would happy to refer to as that or or scorps going to anyway scorps yeah so scorps a lot that's not shorter though shorter than some [Music] cool but yes it's a it's a they claiming it will be the most powerful console ever but they've given Sony time to catch up I suppose so that remains to be seen that's nice of them because yeah Sony came out and went yes we do have a

console coming out but we're not going to discuss it so I haven't given any details what their one's going to be so they do have time to they'll be the same they're always the same but they see the difference they did say uh in the promo video for the project Scorpio that people they know people were a bit upset when the Xbox one came out because it wasn't quite as powerful as the PS4 and it couldn't play games in you know the highest res the highest frame rates uh where so this time this one will be the most powerful they've laid that Gauntlet down Y and it's going to do VR it'll do full 4K it'll do VR it'll do everything so cool I'm just waiting to fall out just I'm pretty happy with that timeline

too oh yeah and the other thing sorry with regarding the games all new games uh will work on on every on all the Xbox Ones so it's kind of like it's basically a PC now I think the only thing they've said out that everything will work across all of them yeah I don't think they that will be true though I just cannot believe that not forever but I think it'll be like PCS where if you've got a a lower powered one you can set the detail to low and if you've got the new one you can set it to you know well high am I the only one who doesn't like the sound of this it's just going to feel like I've got a previous gen console well you doch te yeah well that's what I made I'm not happy about that well the timeline's not too bad right the the Xbox one came out in

2013 believe it or not so that's almost three years ago uh and this one's coming out next year so it's four years it's not too bad pretty sure Xbox was out for like a decade before the the uh the the 360 that generation that was the longest uh longest console generation was ever around yeah so I I'm I think it's too bad I know I I'm a bit confused as to why they're releasing the S yeah I think that's strange it's a weird Choice like you've already you've announced the console and then you've already announced watch replacing it yeah I don't know why Crystal Cube we've known about this for years it's not the most uh the best marketing for the one for the Xbox One S uh I don't know how they haven't fired their marketing marketing has always

been their major problem yeah that's so true uh another thing they announced that was very cool is Xbox play anywhere and basically you can buy a game on PC or Xbox One and you can play it on both or either or whatever it's a bisexual yeah that's right so that is that's pretty pretty awesome I think that's that's a lot of people are upset by I don't understand why they're upset people are [ __ ] annoying why are they upset um well it's because uh Microsoft doesn't care about consoles anymore and they're focusing on PCS and I don't know if people if they're going to release the game I can just buy it once and I get if I feel like playing my PC I can

play it there if I don't then I'll just play on my Xbox it's great why don't you want games on all the all your platforms what's wrong with people it's like when Quantum break was coming out on PC and people were annoyed it's like don't [ __ ] cares just [ __ ] relax and play the games that you like on the all you like and shut up I'm actually really looking forward to it because um they're actually different achievement lists so I get to double up my achievements for nothing nice well uh there was some other stuff announced quite a lot um we're not going to be able to cover it all the new Zelda was announced uh and demoed you can watch videos of that now it looks nice um the over I can't they should have gone and you can buy it now yeah yeah well you

can't have it now why can't I cuz it's not out yet well make it out I've been waiting years for Zelda but now they're putting it on the new console so you have to wait for that cuz Nintendo keeps [ __ ] playing catchup and then they every time they put out a console they're like oh no we're still behind yeah stop it just [ __ ] make games yeah stop [ __ ] around yeah stop making your own console just stop making games and even this I mean look the game looks beautiful and I'm sure it's going to be a great game but it's either you played on the Wii U which no one likes or this new console and if I think all the footage and stuff that we've seen is of it on a Wii U CU it doesn't look that impressive like visually like it does it looks nice but it doesn't look nextg cuz

it's it's basically a Xbox 360 I don't know it looks fine and I'm I don't know just Nintendo Nintendo only ever looks fine though come on yeah I the game's going to be high quality it'll be a great game but come on guys yeah the only reason I would get a Nintendo console is for Zelda yeah but I'm they're rapidly losing me on that yeah um oh the other thing I quite like is Mario Party yeah Mario Party Party the uh where you get drunk and then yell at each other the Irish game Mari o party but we it's harder and harder to get enough people together to do that these days yeah I think it's enough people to justify spending hundreds of dollars on it I think it's it's not hard to get the N people it's hard to get yeah it's I think it's hard to get four

people you can get more right like rock band I had a rock band night here the other night uhhuh and it was really hard to organize it because there were quite a few people who wanted to come but if you have too many come then you can't really play it and you want to be like oh having a rock band party and then someone else is like can I come and you're like um yeah CU if you got like eight people there well there are four people at a time that can't play yeah and then I think it just turns into it still be fun but it wouldn't be you wouldn't play Rock B I think it's the same with Mario Party you can't invite five people cuz one person will sit out yeah I don't know what they add some

other stuff too uh there was um there's still the talk that the Nintendo the next console is going to replace the Wii and the 3DS it's going to be a hybrid thing okay that's interesting the new game by but I don't know cuz I don't announce anything the new guac the new game by the guac devs is coming out on 3DS and that looked cool uh I like my 3DS but it's again it's also underpowered like what are they doing no all that just Nintendo start keep making hand held games stop making consoles and just release Mario 2 Xbox and Playstation just release him yeah let him out there just let him go like a robot like a Russian robot let Zelda let let Zelda

get kidnapped on the Xbox do you only play games where women have been kidnapped Luke is that like your thing you know I will play anything where women get kidnapped Anita sarkeesian would not be impressed with you Luke tropes down there in go down to Luke's basement and [ __ ] tell her there uh you had a look at the Fallout 4 DLC yeah yeah yeah look if they keep releasing DLC for Fallout 4 um I'm I'm not going to need to play any other games other than Fallout 4 until Fallout 5 eventually comes out I think what might be good for you I think they that's the last of their official DLC but what might keep it going for you is the mods have you had a look at the mods yeah had a little look well I mean

not in the game no is that where asking me no yeah cuz um like while it's probably going to start off slow there are some huge mods out there that basically have a whole new story for you to play yeah [ __ ] and some of them you can be naked all of them you can be Matt if you know the right mods if you get the right mods yeah or if you're naked while you play it if you look yeah isn't everyone naked when they play um that was really awkward playing Rock Band you the drummer or I was the drummer he likes to play guitar really high up yes uh yeah so I mean I've got all the current DLC that's out there right now currently on a little Island fishing

Village fighting giant geckos so that's fun evil fog coming to get everyone fighting against that Keen to push on with that Keen for the new stuff coming out where you can have uh your different armor that you've collected set up on mannequins in your house just yes that looks totally rad and I'm all about that and I don't wear C like uh specialty armor but I always save it so that'll be going on display yeah I've got a ton of this specialty armor going I'm not going to wear it for some reason I don't want to sell it what when you say specialty what do you mean you know when you kill like a legendary boss or something yeah well they drop special armor or you know if you do the uh the the silver whatever Quest silver shroud Quest and you get you get the silver

shroud costume like I'm not going to dress like that and walk around the Wasteland you know I I get called a [ __ ] from every direction you know but um but now I can put it on my shelf inad just you just in a drawer I know we we've sort of discussed this but what do you guys wear you just the the armor that you bolt on over your freaking jump Vault suit I actually I've got I just wear power armor now oh okay you got enough with those power things oh yeah I've got like 30 at the moment H okay they start off and you think they're hard to find those Fusion CES yeah they are not hard to find you can find them everywhere and they're easy to buy so what are you wearing Dan uh well I'm currently wearing a the fisherman's outfit because I like to like to blend

in in my surroundings right how's that work for you armor wise uh armor wise not great uh but uh the uh the fog where I am is radioactive and the beanie the fisherman's beanie uh has uh plus five against radiation so oh good yes uh in answer to your question if I'm just going to be shopping for a while I might wear a cool little suit or maybe just Je in a shirt if I'm feeling like that uh all right if I'm actually going to fight something I'll I'll waack some armor on I've kind of stopped caring how my armor looks because none of the armor looks good so uh yeah I've just I've got a synth helmet and one of the arms is from a Raider and one of the arms is a power armor not power armor a combat armor right I just wish it was easy to work

out what armor could go on what piece of clothing cuz yeah sometimes I think I look good I want to change like the left arm or something and I think I'm wearing a suit that can have armor go on the top and then I put that on and everything goes away and it's just confusing now if you guys haven't gone past this point already do all of the Underground Railroad quests M and you get the ability to mod fabric so you can put armor mods on normal clothes not just on pieces of armor now I didn't finish those quests because I sided with somebody who was an enemy of them and therefore couldn't couldn't help them out with [ __ ] anymore yeah ah man see talking about it makes me want to play the game but then I still

haven't decided who I'm going to side with I haven't hav't given given the option to side with anybody no one wants me I'm at the stage where I can still do work for everyone but I know it's coming up where it's going to go yeah well do is going to sleep with me sleep with them yeah do as much as you can for everyone before you settle down with one person that's that's my advice like I always say when we're hanging out together you going to sleep with me or going to sleep with him yeah and I'm like look I just want to sleep with as many people as I can before I commit just to you godamn it Luke Luke is a tender and a tented

lover no I'm just kidding keeping coming back oh I assume it's you played Trials of the blood dragon Luke no I thought it was you oh it's Dan I put it in there cuz I've seen Jenna playing it oh yeah Jenna's been playing it no I thought you might have played it oh she's got to log in as me to play the games on my console so often it looks like I'm playing games that I'm not so people think I'm lying about not playing games that often it's it's oh yeah cuz I was really wanting to know cuz trial and blood dragon it's a cross between TW trial and blood dragon yeah well I can tell you what she said what yeah I mean join to get her yeah yeah go get her um guest

or is this going to be like a Terry small shoe moment hang on a sec it's Jenna what he's not talking to you look he's talking to Jenna oh fine he can be like that yo what's up hello Weir are you it's like podcast of like mix Luke did you and I somehow transcend and end up on the necron nominon podcast does sound like that a little bit it does sorry guys uh as you were we'll just listen continue uh what were we talking about oh um we'll normally talk about a movie you watch in great detail yeah um I'm just not sure which uh which episode we're on right now well The Conjuring is the last Conjuring 2 is the one that last you work on podcasts Jenna you just drift in and out yeah yeah just what are

we talking about I let Matt tell me what I'm doing yeah I'm [ __ ] Zed up on heroin right now we do have some um Conjuring 2 related news this episode there's quite a lot of James ju news in here but uh that's not what we here to talk about we want to know what do you think of Trials of the blood Dragon H I really liked the trials games okay the original ones what did you think of blood dragon I didn't play Blood Dragon okay but it looked [ __ ] cool mhm mhm so when I saw this one I wanted to play it immediately and I did did and I've already finished it I wasn't terribly pleased with it oh a lot of it was not really trials it went from being a little motorcycle track some of was bad a blood dragon yeah yeah um it

it was like half platformer oh okay but I I wasn't too pleased with that because I was looking for some for trials so you would do half of the track on the motorcycle or on a bike or on a a mining cart and then jump off it and have to shoot and run through levels fighting guys using the bike controls no no um just using left right A 2D scroller I'm lost yeah what about the story the story was fine was it the same sort of overthe toop crazy story oh it's totally ridiculous and it referenced a lot of ' 80s movies which is cool all right so should I get it yeah it's got achievements it's got a lot of achievements purchased y sorry I was just on my Xbox and I was sh decide whether or not to buy it no it was fun it was just pretty frustrating there was

one level in particular where you have to uh use a jetpack and use the trials controls like the um tilt I I I was expecting it to get to a stage where it be quite hard cuz it's trials it's gets very very very annoying and it can break controllers well the jetpack itself was annoying but then you had to um carry a an explosive on a chain behind you ah yep and not let it hit anything but no I'm going I've got it it's going to install I will play and I will finish it I like the fact I can finish it cuz I've never finished a trials game oh it was super fast yep cuz yeah trials games they tend to get hard and then I uninstall them and never play them again this just made me want to go back and play trials who thank you for coming on the show Jenna you can leave now thank

you for having me or thanks for coming on necronam I guess yeah thanks for having us guys sorry we couldn't contribute more about but we don't we haven't seen the film know what it is all right bye bye bye she going back out to play Diablo 3 oh now I know about Tri blood dragon yeah I probably won't bother playing it based on that review I'd never heard of it but there's achievements yeah see I don't care about those I care about having fun but that that that's what achievements are all right then no I will admit I am there are games that I am just playing just to get achievements and I don't enjoy the game but I enjoy getting the achievement all right I'm not sure if that makes sense but yeah I kind of get I'm sure there's some psych psychological psychological that's how

you pronounce that word some some basis for that I was playing um a game called Skylander the Sparro one no skyling right it's a game where you it's a bit like Cubit where you got to walk around in but instead of trying to light everything up you got to make everything grow and you got to get away from monsters and I hate the game but the second of C achievement Pop I go yeah yay like Pavlov's dog well look I may not care about achievements but there's one thing I do care about [Music] mhm this one's quite long as well that's what she said okay that's enough James

ju my favorite director mhm what's to he up to so much he's doing so much it's ridiculous a lot of James ju news this week well first of all very dear to our hearts I think all of us he's going to direct the pilot episode of the new MAA TV show when you say gon to direct there already is a pilot I've seen a [ __ ] trailer for it yeah yeah yeah that's um they're going to re-shoot it that's the like that's the pilot sorry I meant like the first episode oh okay right I I think um the trailer you've seen is shot is for the pilot that was you know the so it's an actual an actual pilot yeah yeah yeah so and he's going to direct the actual first episode yeah right now that it's been put in production is he

though maybe apparently he's still doing I don't look I've just looked in this article it says here he's got a few other film projects lined up such as Aquaman and Robotech so he's still still on the cards then okay yep that that's fine then so so that's first uh MacGyver uh Aquaman yeah we knew that uh and I like his justification for doing Aquaman instead of you know one of the other big CU he probably could have but he said that he felt like when you take on a character like Batman or Spider-Man or one of these other really big characters you're kind of boxed in you've got to do certain things and there's a lot of pressure on you whereas Aquaman everyone thinks Aquaman [ __ ] so if he can make a cool movie about

Aquaman you could only go off what's he got to lose yeah and I was like you know what that's great yeah sure so hopefully uh he'll manage to make oh I'm sure he will make Aquaman uh cooler than he traditionally has been so and the other news have you guys you guys seen The Conjuring 2 yet haven't seing one no well Conjuring 2 is very good I recommend you go see it and there's a character in it a kind of side character of a nun and that nun is now getting her own film much like Annabelle got her own film after The Conjuring okay okay have you seen Annabelle Dan no I haven't I saw the first 10 minutes that's right you did but Annabelle was a good movie so yeah I have high hopes for this it's all happening for James ju he's uh he's

big big news right now and I like to think that's all thanks to us yeah I mean we've championed him quite directly for a number of years now yes like we were fans of I mean before we started talking to him he talking about him he was just some dude from Melbourne you know what I mean yeah he done saw yeah little known indie project yeah and he well it was originally it was and then he did uh what did we first start talking about him because of wasn't The Conjuring it was uh oh Insidious ins cuz I watched insidia and it was awesome oh and of course roseburn was in Insidious play the jingle there's a whole segment that goes with it I would take that and I would and I would juicy this might be a little bit

out of context now doesn't matter I would and jam it whoa delici and then why is that happening hold on this is what you want to do to Rose Burn and then as she why you would like wait wait let him finish yeah so as as I take my hands and so tightly into and then I will take my explode what once they fell out of it yeah yeah yeah that's and that's uh that's the things I would do to Rose B Jes and it is uh one of our most famous segments and arguably we sound a little bit better now yeah now I think with all the thing was done for James one it's

time for him to give back and make my Robotech movie that's all we ask James yeah we've done a lot of your marketing and publicity for free all we're asking is for you to make a giant robot Space movie for Luke starring Luke remember staring it's next we've already hopefully I'll I'll happily have a little walk on yeah we we'll repitch the on the Instagram this week but who else do you want in this film Luke what's your ideal cast can I have a think about this and get back to you next week yeah as long as the answer is Dwayne The Rock Johnson as all the other characters but yeah you can I can find a role for him fluffer I like him he's a good actor don't judge me what's your favorite role of his and why is it the Scorpion

King I thought he was good in grid iron gang I don't know what that is it's a movie about him being a football coach to in prison in prison yeah yeah you seen it too Danny no I've not seen it but I did used to work at a video store how long ago did this movie come out cuz I know you haven't worked in a video store in a long time now no and this is not a new movie Matt okay what else was he good he was good in The Rock was he in the rock yeah he he played the rock that they had to escape from yeah you can't have the you you couldn't have that movie without it I will say this right and this is just linking everything back together I thought The Rock was absolutely fantastic in the Fast and the Furious movie that James ju directed see I've got to watch that it's the only

James ju film I haven't seen I think it's [ __ ] good okay that's I I will watch it for next we from me right mhm all right for next week watch I haven't seen any of the others so you might watch that and go it's just like all the others and maybe it's not as good whereas me having not seen a single Fast and Furious movie until I heard James wner directed one this just blew my mind just balls to the wall stupid I've seen the first one and maybe I've seen I've seen one of the others I watched on a plane and I don't remember anything about it but I've seen the first one so we'll see Luke you've been to the Rock I have oh we have yeah I have no you didn't what am I talking about you and I went to there that's right we went to the Rock without you

yes that seems really insensitive now that we say it like that I'm sorry yeah I'm sort of did I go was I that drunk probably we'll correct that at some point yes who knows I'm I call over there in September I don't know it was good to see but I probably wouldn't go back and do a second tour of alcatra no what cool though I you're going with me I'd go with you ly thank you you're welcome since Matt thinks I'm a [ __ ] lover oh I would take you no no dad thinks I'm a [ __ ] lover going to say I've never said that about you Luke that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes

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