Cripple4 Kenobi: Rogue One Trailer Reaction & Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan

welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I doubt Matt would understand it and Matt is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy good morning morning morning is it morning there midday good good afternoon I'm drinking a Manhattan right now what are you drinking I'm drinking a gin and tonic Matt just because it's got the word man in it doesn't make the Manhattan any less of the most girly

drink you could possibly be drinking right now and I just want you to know that do you know what's in a Manhattan estrogen it's Bourbon and verou oh yeah it's pretty much a straight alcohol uhhuh yeah right yeah I'm enjoying I've had one already so I apologize if I am well I'll apologize now this is my second gen tonic after I've taken my painkillers so who knows what I'm going to be like so we apologize if Luke is asleep doesn't put me to sleep no I'd also point out that it's midday where you are Luke right I assume you're drinking coffee Dan I am drinking coffee yet yeah because it is uh well it's not early but for a Sunday morning it's early for me yeah we swapped actually we swapped I actually think this is the

most awake we've all been for podcast in a while could be yeah cuz normally we would do it uh it would be my Sunday morning at about 8:30 and I would also be drinking coffee yeah you're right we've swapped over somebody's always on the uh somebody was always up late somebody's always up early always to be that way have to be that way from now on unfortunately I've got the sweet spot where it's the middle of the day you can't do anything during the day not that you would anyway so that's fine no mhm I've just had to take myself away from the Xbox yeah well I had an adventure this week I um I went up to Maine which is something I've always wanted to do always wanted to go to Maine uh it's [ __ ] awesome up there for the record did you go to Portland

Main I did yeah we stayed in Portland for a night friends in Portland have you I didn't know that she said something yeah friends I met at Sundowns were you out there tempting fate well funny you should ask uh I was because we went to Portland uh and we were looking around things we could do went to a few breweries which was fun uh checked out some um I mean the the the coastline up there is really beautiful cuz I don't like beaches uh but what I do like are Cliffs and rocks and uh Lobster and so Y and they have all of those things in abundance so it's pretty great up there there's an abundance of lobsters oh yeah I'm imagining something that's probably not accurate right now of lobsters I mean everywhere you go sell

like just every restaurant sells lobster rolls doesn't matter all right God I want Lobster they're not just lobsters everywhere no not just walking around but they do have a lot of them I get they get them out of the ocean I guess yeah but we were looking for other things to do and on the map something caught my eye the international crypto zoology Museum so and as you know we've covered a lot of crypto zoology on here well I mean our sometime friend Terry smallo uh yeah covers crypto zoology you know what I I forgot to invite him to the wedding and I'm dreading oh when he figures out I don't even know if he knows I've moved so I feel sorry whoever's in my old apartment mate he he's probably still in

the flat and orbit that's what I mean I feel sorry if whoever lives there now cuz oh man Terry he will [ __ ] find a way in we had the locks changed obviously but you'll find a way I would go as far as saying Terry's going to be more upset that you didn't invite him to the international cryptozoology museum than he is for not being invited to the wedding probably true you know I mean I'm kind of surprised that Terry didn't make a little appearance at the cryptozoology Museum if you know what I'm you know what I mean well in a way uh he he did um okay that's good to hear we saw a bunch of um a bunch of related things so the the the um the crypto zoology Museum do we need to do we need to play the Sasquatch news jingle here

oh man yeah we should put that in we haven't used that in [Music] ages Sasquatch news so the the international crypto zoology Museum uh was founded and I guess is run by this guy called Lauren Coleman who is um who is famous I guess for hunting hunting Bigfoot and uh and for kind of just traveling around and like identifying weird [ __ ] uh incorrectly before DNA evidence before DNA evidence actually uh you know identifies it and so this so he sort of gets there goes this is irresp proof that this is Bigfoot I'll tell you there was and then not it's a dog there was a theme uh a theme with the exhibits that I'll I'll I'll talk about so it's quite a it's a small Museum it's kind of like just more

like a warehouse space and there's an up upstairs and a downstairs uh and the upstairs is very uh Bigfoot Sasquatch yahi uh based all that stuff's upstairs and there is a lot of it um and then downstairs is your more general you know crypto zoology um Mothman werewolves uh Jackal loupe uh there's a they have a mount one of those furry fish mounted on the wall doesn't mention that it's fake which they all are but they've got one mounted on the wall uh they also have and I think I sent you guys a Snapchat of this and I I'll put a picture of it up on our Instagram um this week my favorite exhibit in a museum I've ever seen which was that

creature it was just no no no plaque or anything like that no explanation it was a turtle shell with chicken feet with an alligator's head with eyelashes fake eyelashes put on it and a wig right just sat there on a shelf like this is a real thing there you go is it like just nothing cuz they were like what do we say about look at it just put it on a shelf they didn't have to put a description up because everyone knows what that is yeah just put it on a shelf and we'll see what happens I'm just going to leave this here yeah so yeah a lot of exhibits uh they had uh and they all follow the same theme it was like uh they had a replica of you know that thing that washed up on the beach at one point and it turned out well something washed up on the beach everyone freaked

out about it they couldn't figure out talk about the raccoon yes right so this thing washes up right this guy Lauren Coleman shows up and identifies it as the [ __ ] wh oh he's that guy yeah yeah yeah it's the it's okay he is famous right the I know this story yeah so he turns up and identifies it as some [ __ ] demon or whatever look and it is terrifying to look at oh yeah right but then so it's got this big Spiel on the wall about it and then down the bottom it says DNA evidence later suggest that it may have been a raccoon just down the bottom decomposed raccoon yeah not a demon is it is it just like a little Asis and it's the fine pran to their credit it's in it's in the same size and everything like that but

it's right down the bottom and so I mean to your casual looky L you're going to read everything before they're going to read that bit Yeah so and again I'm not saying they're trying to I I I don't really know where this guy's coming from he's got there's an intro that you have to watch a video when you come in it's a two-minute video of him um explaining you know don't touch anything don't um you know allow to take photos of individual things you can take photos of display cases but not individual items um we may have been a bit free with that um just because mostly because they fun zoom lens mostly because they were just so funny stop me buddy but yeah uh and so yeah his stuff is every and he he actually has an an area of his own upstair it's the the

Lauren Coleman uh section of the mum because he himself may or may not be real is that what he's saying that's no there's a lot of stuff there right of like all his stuff it's it's his ex his his uh exhibit based on all these big foot hunts and all that kind of stuff and and all these things from like uh that that Finding Bigfoot TV show and and all this other stuff but a lot of the stuff is just like these are the boots that I wore when I was looking for bigfoot this is the uh these it's got a display with this actually this this is framed on display and it's an it says affidavit it's an affidavit signed and it says blah blah blah these are 100% guaranteed the hinges off the door of the cabin where I saw a big foot out the

window like like stuff like that and then okay so you know I think I know what it is he set this up he's got the building he's put everything out that he's got and then gone no one's going to pay to see this there's nothing in here everyone's going to complain so I'm going to start putting in just stuff I've got lying around just to fill this space like this is the computer that I wrote my first book about Bigfoot on this is the computer I wrote my 15th book about Bigfoot on like but back up one sec so he's he's gone out to his shed he's found some hinges as Luke suggested and he's put him in the display case right and he's had enough people come up to him and say mate there's no way those [ __ ] hinges are from a cabin you saw that he's had to go

and Lodge an affidavit in a court yeah yeah it's a written it's a well I mean I don't know how legitimate it is but there's a framed thing there that says affidavit and it's actually no it was a uh what do you call it um what do you call it when you actually get someone to authenticate a document um oh yeah certified not yeah certified [ __ ] affidavit saying that yeah these are the real thing and again I mean this it was interesting and it was a it was actually one of my favorite museums I've been to just because it was so interesting and entertaining but there's literally nothing there that that suggests that any of the [ __ ] is real in fact a lot of it was just kind of laughable and it made me wonder does he really believe it

like is it possible that he he built this Museum and he go walks through this thing he looks at it and he goes yep one day I'll find it like it's out there that's what I don't about look at all this evidence but that's what I mean like we've talked about this before but if you're like I like whales right sure and I think they're real you know if I wasn't if I wasn't doing what I was doing now I might be doing something where I go out in the boat and study whales right there you go I'm putting that out there but I've just got to find whales I don't have to work out if they exist just hang about in the ocean in case a whale is real sure right and I don't understand like what is the evidence that suggests there even

may be a big foot that's what I don't understand about this whole cryptozoology thing who is hiding animals from you for starters yeah right who is the they that doesn't want you to know fing rabbit with [ __ ] deer antlers they have a lot of stuff that is legitimate because it's stuff that came from famous fake cases for example that there's a I'm sure you guys probably saw I think I've put it up on Facebook I don't know if it went up on the nerdgasm Instagram it's on mine it's a photo of they have a Bigfoot there right like a like a you know like a fake one like a big big fake one right and a guy built it with the intention of tricking people right and and he has that there now and that's cool and that's interesting right

but that's that doesn't mean Bigfoot's real that just like all of this stuff is just fake [ __ ] that found it's is it sort of just more so giving evidence to the fact it's all fake well that's what I would have thought there's another one too actually Jenna actually I was worried that she was going to get as kicked out cuz she was just in tears laughing at some of these exhibits she was [ __ ] hysterical because and there was one that said um was this uh this sculpture was created by a mental patient could it be could he have seen a dog man and it was just like this [ __ ] weird werewolf thing and like what would make you jump to that conclusion that like some [ __ ] crazy guy in a mental institute yeah also I think you hit the nail on the head when

you said drawn by a mental Pati why we taking this [ __ ] seriously yeah so but again it it was actually it was really fun it's in Maine um uh in in Portland the international crypto zoology Museum like go check it out it's fun it was it was very interesting and there's a lot there actually we're there quite a while cuz if you want to read everything and like I said I we just had a laugh about it cuz I don't think it's not evidence of anything uh but it is interesting did it cost more than the $6 we paid uh two weeks ago to get into the uh the horror Museum in Salem that was [ __ ] awesome by the way uh I've got to say that that that thing was better than this uh overall right really okay it is fun to look at that [ __ ]

because I mean the remember when we were in Hollywood a few years ago and we went to the um Ripley Believe It or Not yeah yeah yeah and they have the actual Fiji mermaid and stuff yeah exactly I went back there a second time with h last year when we were there like I just [ __ ] I love looking at that [ __ ] man and I want it to be real but not in it like go out in the [ __ ] jungle and look for it want it to be real but I just oh man well like I don't get you know we should have someone on the show we we need to get one of these guys on the show I would love to interview this guy but I worry that like we are I think we we can de without skeptical yeah and it would be difficult that's why I we I've got the solution we just let Luke interview him

my big thing is I just want to find out why they believe it's real cuz we could try we thought it could be funny to try and get Terry to interview him but like there's no way there's no way he's going to be like okay with that he's going to spot immediately that that Terry's a [ __ ] psycho or we interview him like very straight and then we replace our questions with re-records of Terry yeah you're right I I don't think that's the way to do it yeah because the first thing he's going to do when we ask him is listen to an episode of the show to see what what the show's about and he's going to hear us talking about how we're going to prank him and he's he's G he's gonna google Sasquatch watch a Asia and yeah he's going to hear all about what

happened in the Himalayas and think he's next yeah but yeah shot in the [ __ ] back then again maybe he's so confident right he's going to listen to this and he's going to be like well I can [ __ ] talk them around because oh my God true it could be like a Steven colar thing too when we say to him look um we actually are on your side but we pretend to be skeptical so that we can kind of you know problematize all the situations that was a fun adventure I had that was a really good day uh the international crypto zoology Museum well that brings me to a question about that International crypto zology mean is that is that implying that this is not just a regional thing this is like the the world's cryp they did mention they made mention of the fact that it is the only

one so that that makes it the international cryptozoology Museum they could called it the [ __ ] Universal yeah well I will say that's better than the World Series Baseball then that that still annoys me mhm yep that's Fair the World Series that H America plays in yeah yeah and you know what that probably when it started because that is a very very old league right but even when it did start and it was the only one in the world it was still only in America so you know it was hyperbole even then do you guys uh want to talk about because I mean this is pretty exciting stuff do you guys want to talk about Rogue one yeah I think we should talk about it I've watched it I don't know how many times now I

watched it literally just before we started recording over again because I did too I rewatched it oh man it's just looking so good look I'm scared I'm a little scared because it does look so good in fact it look it actually looks like it could be my favorite Star Wars movie and that scares me mate it it looks it it looks better than JJ's yeah and I liked that one yeah exactly and the thing that I like the most about this trailer and I hope that the film is like this is that it looks like it happens in a real place yeah yeah the the first Star Wars was like that too and even by the second one they started looking like sets sure but this looks like it's filmed in places that could actually happen and it looks like a

real um OCC occupied country in the same way as like France occupied by the Nazis during World War II people are going about their daily lives and there's [ __ ] soldiers and [ __ ] making sure you don't get up to anything which was kind of the undercurrent of the other films but you never really saw it like that whereas this one you really see that that is what's going on yeah it looks very tangible I do have a question though what is it with the whole new Star Wars thing where it's all based around an abandoned girl that's what force awakens was was abandoned and now this one all the others were about abandon boys Luke so I guess they're just flipping it I think maybe okay that's fair I think

also it's worth bearing in mind that Rogue one uh was probably written like independently of and at the same time as the force awakens kind of thing so it could just be that that they were like we should come at it from a different angle which is an abandoned girl or whatever and they both just ended up like that and then oh no trust me they would have been whoever wrote this and whoever wrot for but they would have had to been talking to each other the Star Wars Universe they sure okay well it used to be before everything became Legend no no no I think you're right but I only think it's uh I I think there was a meeting where they sat down at uh at LucasArts and somebody said okay Ry is a runaway hit we had no idea she was going

to be so popular we now sell as many toys to girls as we do to boys so uh Rogue one guess what your hero's a young woman that could be true that could be true but again I I they would had to looks awesome so I don't give a [ __ ] yeah I know yeah it looks great but they would have clear would must have been written in like possibly even some of it shot before Force awakens came out wouldn't it it's only been a year man cuz they pushed it back supposed to come out in May wasn't it it was already meant to be out they did re shoots yeah yeah that's why so they may have based some of the re-shoot on the force awakens then the uh the Studio's already kind of taken a step away from this though I was reading a an interview with one of the one of the studio heads where

they were saying look this is an experiment you know you shouldn't hold this up to the same standards as uh Force awakin um so I mean I don't know what he means by that you know you would you would assume maybe he means like don't expect it to be as good but also he could mean it's less familyfriendly well what is this rated cuz I get the feeling that this one is a lot darker it does look less um jokey please be less joke man [ __ ] I think it bugs me but I think my one of my new favorite characters in Star Wars is the [ __ ] guy from idiot box like that guy's costume is [ __ ] awesome what what you kic the the yeah what kic the guy um you know idiot box the Australian film no uh I can't remember oh you're talking about

Ben melon yeah Ben M [ __ ] yeah Ben melon's amazing dude no I know but like it just it's it just weirds me out that he's like so good in [ __ ] now cuz he was like idiot box is his goofy [ __ ] buddy film from Australia where they're like I'm not sure I've ever even seen that but yeah uh his [ __ ] costume and everything in this he just looks epic that's the other thing about this too right a lot of the cinem cinematography in this looks like it's going to [ __ ] give me goose bumps so that's awesome yeah like more so than the force awakens like just the shots in the trailer there's [ __ ] shots of the Death Star from various angles that give me an erection and then shots of uh you know like Darth Vader [ __ ] Vader walking through the smoke yeah yep let's talk

about that because there's one shot of Vader only yeah and and it's not put like um it's not put obnoxiously at the end or anything like that it's just [ __ ] in a montage of cool [ __ ] happening yeah it's just a shot of [ __ ] Vader walking out through some smoke but there is an earlier shot as well where krennic is talking to him and it seemed like everybody missed that the first time round cuz like you can see the back of Vader's head while he's talk that's mendleson by the way in case you don't know the character's name um he's talking he says uh the power we're talking about is unimaginable or whatever uh MH and Vader's there in that shot too so he's clearly in this quite a bit or like you know I I I think he's just going to be sort of there not

really any action sequences yeah I think he's just going to be sort of in the background as sort of running the show sort of thing well even in the first Star Wars movie he wasn't he wasn't running thek he became more of the overarching bad guy than he I think ever was meant to be yes yeah he was meant to be just sort of that the heavy yeah right the person who just goes out and kicks butt for the emperor but yeah Vader was already in charge um R finds his character in um Schindler's List oh yeah you know he he's a Nazi he's he's not a general but he's quite high up he's you know high enough to kind of make decisions but he still has to go out with the dudes when they take over a

little ship and stuff right and he's a [ __ ] yeah and he just happens to be a [ __ ] insane Maniac yeah an insaniac yeah and then that's who he was to start with yeah well but then everyone fell in love with him [ __ ] mad mad's Mickelson's in this [ __ ] yeah M looks amazing yeah of course father cuz everyone's got to be related I don't know how this cannot be good but it it worries me this all the shots of on the kind of tropical planet of the battle and like like [ __ ] Forest wh is in this part of the reason hearing people distance themselves is the fact that it is darker and this is going to set the tone for every other Standalone Star Wars movie that's coming out maybe I don't know

because I have a feeling that when they do the [ __ ] the Han Solo Standalone movie it's going to be a wacky buddy comedy no matter what no matter what Rogue one is yeah him in Lando oh yeah with Donald Glover hopefully yes especially if it's Donald Glover yeah well I'm I'm I'm really excited about Rogue one now like and stupidly so screening yeah yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you guys are going to get it first well Luke's going to get it first I don't how it works in in Singapore probably because you got we got Force awakens like a week beforehand last year so you might get you might get the drop on us well I know it comes out on the 15th of December here oh okay it's the 16 I will be going to midn so that's two days before technically because oh wow yeah

it's the 16th all I know is that is going to say it before all of us too oh yeah that's true yeah I'm trying to find out who the [ __ ] contact uh here to make that [ __ ] happen cuz that [ __ ] used to happened in Sydney and now it's not going to happen anymore cuz I I live here oh can you tell me who I need to contact uh I we didn't get Disney stuff um um but uh I don't think we're big enough for Disney stuff I'll try I'll try and sort it out for both of us all cool and Dan doesn't need help I guess or maybe he does if not well [ __ ] you know I live in the house with a Disney Employee and I still don't get this [ __ ] so all right I'll see what I can do if not I'm going to the midnight screening in fancy Cinema where they bring me drinks in the middle of the show yeah yeah in fact no

I don't want anyone interrupting me during this yeah [ __ ] off when would you like your meal now well that's the only way I see movies now is in like the recline out where they'll bring me drinks to drink I don't go just to sit and seats you know what I love most about that I love the blanket I love the fact that they bring you a blanket I never got a blanket there nothing you don't have is that is that just here when you go to the expensive reclining Cinema here they bring you they put a blanket over you um I think you can get a blanket at our our is the dendi right yeah right and I'm pretty sure there's a blanket they'll give you I used to go to the George Street one the go class I would just recommend not touching that

blanket oh mate just imagine I'm the guy I'm the guy who makes you not want to touch it look so don't worry about that ah okay there we go yeah adds to the Legacy they would be disgusting those things they'd want to pick them up with tongs after they've been used what are you doing why you watch Star Wars well Star Wars speaks for itself or Chloe chlo morett movies you know exactly what's happening [ __ ] back to back Chloe morrettes movies yeah Chloe rett's movie Man need a blanket cover this [ __ ] up uh another trailer I watched uh that I'm really excited about uh is the trailer for the new Tommy waso or the new Greg cesto movie is there a trailer for this yeah I just watched it holy [ __ ] I didn't know there was a trailer yeah yeah so I mean

I don't know did you put you po this in here I I did and when I first came across this article I was actually worried that this was just uh something that they had planned to do and then I read that they had shot it already there's a trailer it looks it looks like it looks awful which is great yeah so for anyone who doesn't know or hasn't listened to old episodes of this podcast Tommy bzo and Greg cero uh in a movie called The Room which is kind of famous for being [ __ ] Beyond [ __ ] it's amazing yeah yeah terrible script terrible acting um borderline pornography yeah it's just awful but uh in a hilarious way it's like so bad it's good like really good because it's so bad and this looks the same Tommy's performance in the trailer is uh [ __ ]

atrocious uh he still hasn't cut his hair after all these years no and I mean but it can't be now they're purposely making a bad movie no I don't think they are as good because if you watch the trailer it looks like it looks like he's had a go like it was written by CEST apparently um and it's directed by somebody else like a third party directed this and I don't know whether they're just like [ __ ] let Tommy do what he wants and we'll we'll Rak in the cash cuz people find his awful awful acting like funny um but like cestro he's fine but he's not the best actor and then so the other people who are in the trailer you know it's it's not it's not great it doesn't look great but it looks like it could be funny yeah

providing that they tried to make it good exactly if if they're playing it for Laughs it's got some Arty [ __ ] in the trailer that like I saw it and I was like oh yeah I'm on board like let's see you try and do this so and maybe it'll be [ __ ] mind-blowing who knows but yeah it tells a story of um and obviously this will ring a few Bells I think with you guys Stars Tommy wizo as a lonely mortician who takes C's character on a wild Journey sounds a lot like a film Hollywood is ripping us off God every time sounds like a film starring me yeah that the listeners will never get to see uh or will they just uh just email me listeners and uh I'll send you a cheeky copy I've had people asking to see your

film Dan oh you have huh mhm well if they live in Sydney or Melbourne they can see it later this month I heard that screenings that's awesome it's a shame I'm not there anymore yeah I'm not there either yeah can someone send me details I might go and represent us can I get free tickets on [Laughter] press I'll talk to I know the director I'll talk to him sweet yeah I've already seen it I would mind say you got on the big screen though SE quite good on the big screen actually I might go the first time I saw it at a cinema I was like [ __ ] this look like a real movie I think I said that to you afterwards and I was like I'm I don't mean this in offensive way Dan but you made an actual movie yeah that's right I mean that's and that's what the thing

and you you don't realize it until you watch it in a cinema cuz you you assume or I assumed that once I blew it up to the big screen it was just going to look [ __ ] it would look like socks in your mouth yeah exactly exactly right and if you want to see put these socks in your mouth just ride in and I'll get you cheky copy yep I'm not in that one so all right I'm going to ride in for that yeah sure I'll make it not everyone wants to ride in for that some of our best work what's going on with these what's this new BMW movies business you guys did you guys watch the BMW movies no back in 2000 I no no okay so like 15 years ago BMW Commissioned I think eight six or eight of Hollywood's top directors to do a

short film where there was a car chase and the cars were BMWs cool and they all star Clive Owen or Clive Warren as he's occasionally known um before he was famous uh and they're amazing and that like um Tony Scott does one um who else does Alejandro and nitu does one uh Wonka does one guy Richie does one and they're [ __ ] amazing collectively they're called the right and the only thing that keeps a through thread through them all is that somebody has hired Clive Owen to drive them somewhere and then crazy [ __ ] happens and each one is done in the style of that individual director that's cool and they're [ __ ] amazing anyway 15 years later great idea they're doing

another series cool yeah I saw I know Owen going to be back at it yes Clive Owen is playing the same character again um is Tony Scott gonna oh oh too soon but uh Neil Blom Camp is doing the first one yeah I I saw that actually I think I just didn't realize what it was related to so well that's exciting I like I like him you guys I mean they might even be on let me let me check if they're on YouTube oh they've already made them no no sorry the the the original oh the old ones cuz uh yeah yeah yeah so if you if you go to uh if you type in the high I own a BMW now [ __ ] you you do though and and um and after you watch this you're going to you're

going to drive completely differently yes they're all on there they are all on there I already do I no longer need an indicator that's right and you can just you got the horn got the horn yeah yeah just that badge just that blue and white BMW badge gives you the right to cut in any L at any time that's right there's a playlist of all of these movies on YouTube if you type the higher BMW it's the first thing that comes up all plus making offs oh awesome yeah now I'll definitely watch them yeah they're [ __ ] great and I can't wait for the new series to come out I'll tell you what else BMW gets you and this surprised me uh well see all I did was buy the car

right and then and now you're just drowning in [ __ ] I I bought this car and then uh we wanted to get it checked out so we called the local BMW dealership uh and or the you know service place and said want the car checked out get service PR and they're like oh yeah cool bring it in so I've had I've had my cars serviced in the past right you go to a mechanic and uh and then you drop it off and you know there you go when you go to BMW you you pull up and there's like an automatic door that that will open and then you drive in to this [ __ ] complex and then you get out and there's like red carpet and a guy comes over and goes good morning sir how are you um would you like a cup of coffee um yes all right just a moment uh all right um

you'll be seeing uh Lauren today just follow me and then you get taken into this office and they plug your key into the computer and they go yeah okay it needs an oil change and uh and some transmission and yep all right that's fine uh will you been eing a loner car and it's like it's [ __ ] ridiculous I didn't do anything I didn't pay for any of this I just bought the car what like wow it's the it's the extra stuff you get just cuz you have one you know I mean I did pay for it that's encouraging this [ __ ] twattery don't that's right exactly and I'm worried that I'm going to get used to it cuz I already kind of like it yeah like would I drop my car off for a service they have a shuttle bus that will take me to work that's about it right yeah

well I mean apparently this is all this is all just taken care of for me now which was which was again this is all stuff that I didn't realize when I I just thought oh this is a nice car that I can get for a good deal and uh yeah worked out really well one thing it didn't work out really well is I finally got to take a trip to the DMV ah the famous DMV the famous DMV as seen in films such as zootopia where it is run by sloth you guys seen zootopia by the the way yes it's so [ __ ] good it's good right yeah I watched it on the plane over actually so did I but you know actually just on that note Matt can I just segue for a quick second when I watched it it was called um

zootropolis wait what oh cuz you were on like a flight from from Singapore yeah weird huh huh so I went to the DMV to to register and all that [ __ ] uh and I have experience with the RTA you Australia as many of our listeners probably do although apparently we have more us listeners they're pretty good now we have more us listeners than Australian listeners now which is surprising to me but okay yeah not unwelcome the RTA is not bad in Australia anymore and the one in camra is great like last time I went in there to get my license renewed I waited for like a minute before I saw someone and I was out within 15 minutes yeah well they have the in in New South Wales now they don't it's not the RTA anymore the government doesn't run it

it's all run by some third party company and it's called service New South Wales yeah that's right and it's it's [ __ ] great like it's really quick uh I've it's always been really good when I went in um but this reminded me of the olden days when you you know we go to the RTA and take a number and then sit down and wait for an hour except yeah and then you see all those people sitting at their desks doing nothing while you're waiting to be caught up well apparently here in Rhode Island they've got one DMV that Services the entire State and that I don't know I know if that's still true but that's what I've been told right and and I believe it but you're the smallest state in America it's not that small Luke It's not that

small so this is like a big complex and you go in and it has like all different flaws for all different stuff and uh and then so we made our way up to the the bit where we need to go and what you have to do is you line up to see somebody uh so we lined up for I don't know 15 minutes and then you talk to somebody at a desk who says what do you want and you tell them and then they go have you got the paperwork you hand them it and they check it to make sure it's correct to make sure you're not wasting anybody's time right which is I think that's good they check it all okay yep and then they say all right here's your number they give you the number then you sit down and in our case you wait 2 and 1/2 hours for them to call your number and then after 2 and 1/ half

hours you can go and join the next line which is the line to actually talk to somebody like that's not an exaggeration that's how this how this works here [ __ ] me and so now I'm dreading cuz I've got to go back when I get uh all my paperwork and [ __ ] sorted out I've got to get driver's license right so I'm going to have to do it again that's insane yeah it's really weird like there's got to be a better way right but I guess it's just that's just how it is how often do you have to renew your license over there uh it is mercifully long so I think Jenna just did hers and it doesn't expire till 2021 um so but I mean you could do that Australia 2o the mo the big thing is is you know car registration but that lasts 2 years here instead of really one yeah

and I think you can just renew it online I think the only reason we had to go in I think was because you're transferring the ownership well it was from uh it was from out of state so we had to get new plates and all that kind of stuff cuz it's it's all it's all different here it's all different well no no it's the same in Australia for stuff like that like if you're in New South Wales and you if you're in act and you buy a car from New South Wales you have to go in see hand out paperwork get the car fully checked out oh we have to get new plates and all that stuff you got to do all that stuff new plates yeah it's just okay same same with in Australia for New South Wales get act okay it's a pain like that yeah same same thing so yeah so it's it's just as bad

as everyone says and I'm sure all the people from America listening are agreeing with me not just a joke no it's not it's really bad like two and a half hours man [ __ ] ridiculous but what can you do and it's it sucks cuz you can't sort of go well screw this I'll go somewhere else that that's it that's the only one let's talk about something fun what do you guys want guys watching West ah not yet although we had a conversation today about whether we should start watching it you should that's what I've heard you're still liking it that's right I have to go to Italy for that don't I uh yes you do you do have to go to Italy so oh there's only two episodes out so far yes I actually don't know what night it airs on I think maybe Sunday night let me

check if the latest one's out all right I I'm probably still going to wait for the entire thing which is probably what I should have done for Ash versus the evil dead why but I started watching it yeah me too it's so good [ __ ] I haven't watched any of this have you watched not season one either no I haven't watched anything I don't know why I'm after this season one I told you when we first started watching it the first episode I don't know why I was just like oh no I didn't like it as much as I was hoping I think it was just my expectations and then like the third episode of it I was just like yeah okay this is [ __ ] awesome and then yeah it does grow on you it's CU it's a bit different to the movies okay yeah but and then have you watched the second

episode yet Luke no not yet oh my God it's oh I didn't know it was out here yet oh I don't know it's out cuz we have it on um Verizon it's just whenever it's out it's out we can we can watch it um I have it on Stan oh yeah so I'm just checking to see if it's out episode 2 is is just oh my God like the blood I love the blood in it D Dan it is so much blood it's so gory I can't believe it and especially season 2 I feel like season 1 I think they were like testing the waters even and I feel like they even not spoiler but the ending of season 1 was kind of like we like I was really disappointed with the ending of season CU I think they were like we're probably going to get canceled because

this show is [ __ ] insane and so they kind of was like you could it could have gone either way and so uh I feel like that's why they did that so that's fine but season two it seems like they've got more money and they've also like clearly been told yeah you can just do whatever cuz some of the [ __ ] that happens in especially like I said second episode is [ __ ] hell I cannot believe this is a TV show like you've got to watch I'm I'm queued to download good when Hannah gets home I will be watching SE episode two okay oh man message me when you watched it and tell me what you thought you'll know exactly what it is that I'm talking about you'll know it's really good holy [ __ ] I just realized that that we we talked about the cryptozoology museum for like

[ __ ] 15 minutes hm and nobody asked you if you saw a little Sasquatch penis and I know you did I did I I posted on the Instagram already I saw several little Sasquatch penises because I've got this Theory right when you're an artist right and I'm not an artist so I don't no me either but when you're painting drawing sculpting a human figure there must be a point where you have to think to yourself do I do the Gen because I understand why you why you would because you know You' you've done everything else but if I see a painting of I don't know anything you know a [ __ ] elf someone's done like a fantasy sci-fi art of an elf if it's got a dick my eyes go straight to that

dick right yeah so I don't know I think if I was an artist I'd I'd everyone would be wearing little pants just to not distract them yeah little caveman pants so the same thing would be if you're making a display for your cryptozoology Museum M and you you you're making your Yeti or your sat Squatch or Bigfoot whatever your yoi mhm were there any Ys yeah oh yeah there was a there was literally an exhibit that had uh like a you know one of those clear plastic kind of EV like a specimen containers right and it had a bit of bit of hair in there and it's had yoi question mark yeah that's great but there must be a point when you're building your [ __ ] life-size model of which I

assume there were life-size models yep they were yeah where you have to ask yourself do I put genitals on this mhm the little uh I think I sent you guys a picture of the little little baby Sasquatch yes yep I had a little baby Sasquatch penis cuz to me I'm I'm assuming that a Bigfoot would be hung like that's just I just get that feeling [ __ ] we need to get Lauren on here to explain all this [ __ ] we do and we'll only ask about dicks so if I could just take you back two bigfoots penis um what kind of penis does a chupacabra have does it have the same barbs that they uh that they they they say that the Bears and such can I with a chupacabra like if I was being raped by a chupacabra could I get away or would it

just latch itself onto me mean don't get me wrong that i' I'd want it to stay on yeah but I wouldn't I wouldn't be struggling too hard yeah if I gave it permission to stay on would it still use the barbs that's the important question sorry I I digressed but I just I just suddenly realized that we hadn't we had combined Sasquatch news with dig news I'm sorry I dropped the ball there yeah literally yep so I've been thinking about getting a new phone lately cuz my current phone is dead which one you have two phones dead did it explode well my my Windows phone is just for games that is a terrible phone to use right so that's not that's not the oneg phone no my LG phone um I was riding home from work and it was raining and it was just in my pocket and it got a little wet and

now the screen doesn't quite work oh in some spots which which one do you have the LG LG G3 oh okay cool oh they they're good phone Jenna has a G4 they're good I was thinking about getting a Galaxy Note well you know not anymore because you're going camping and you feel the need to start a little fire I think you've both heard about how they've been exploding yeah they uh not only that they recalled all of them and gave everybody new ones and they've been exploding yeah because what they originally thought it was it was they thought it was the battery cuz the battery gets made by someone else and they've gone yep it's a battery send them back we'll giving you new battery everything will be

fine and they returned all the phones and then the week they'll still getting reports of stuff exploding their testers can't find a reason for it that's crazy they don't know why it's happening so they've just gone look we're not making them anymore we're recalling all we'll sort some out yeah they even they went as far as um cuz people were refusing to return them right cuz they're like no so they had to send out an update or try to send out an update to to disable the phone to say oh to try and brick them yeah say [ __ ] send it back it's it's [ __ ] dangerous and they've completely just canceled them now you like yep like sorry it's not even a look we're just going to hold off we'll let we'll send an update stopped everything send them back we'll refund you the Galaxy Note 7 is

dead like and uh I got a we have a friend here Ricky who works at Best Buy and he said that they um they've been told they [ __ ] send all the stock back uh they're not allow to sell them if um anybody comes in with one they have to like say you have to give that back and then um you know do their best to try and convince the person to return it and all that kind of stuff and it's not even going to be cheap for them like n report here like they stop selling it that'll translate into a loss of sales of up to 19 million phones or nearly $17 billion Jesus Christ that's one hell of a hit to take yeah but I don't really have a choice like no it's going to but I just love the fact they have no idea why it's happening no I know have you

seen there's a GTA mod already now um where you can have a Galaxy Note 7 or you just have infinite Galaxy Note 7s you throw them and they blow up so yeah the phone is dead so listeners if you have one please for God's sake turn it in yeah we don't want our listeners to die so what which I haven't killed anyone yet the phone but no no but they I mean they're they're a problem yeah they can burn down your house MH they had one one was on a flight I think and they managed to evacuate everybody before anything bad happens but I've been on flights lately where there's just signs up saying no Galaxy Note 7's allowed on this flight is that true oh when I was flying it wasn't there wasn't allowed it was just

like um if you have a Galaxy Note 7 turn it off like just not even allowed flight mode it's your phone has to be turned off apparently that doesn't help um but yeah no because yeah the testers were evidently can sometimes happen if the phone's plugged in and it's fully charged then you don't unplug it or it's just a million different scenarios that it's happened and they can't work out why that's crazy which is very scary cuz yeah um Samsung make a lot of devices yeah I mean they like washing machines fridges I mean we can assume that they this isn't happening with all I there's no assuming people's fridges are going to explode there's no need to panic everybody in the world oh is there I've seen those actually those fridges and and the washing machines I've seen

them here at um Lowe's which is not Lowe's like it is in Australia Lowe's is a hardware store and their their fridges the Samsung fridges are [ __ ] cool man like it's got buttons so that you can go I'm out of milk you just hit a button and it'll order milk this is the Internet of Things yeah and the washing machine too it can like the washing machine has like a [ __ ] rinsing Bay in the top and it rinses everything and then dumps it down to the bottom and watches it and stuff Samsung makes some cool [ __ ] be ashame it all started to blow up I don't know I I was just using that as a sway I'm actually just going to get an new LG G5 y cool well I'm going to get F and they do everything I want I'm G to get the iPhone 7 if anyone will [ __ ] sell me one [ __ ] it's

get every time like they just don't want my money and they don't give a [ __ ] because I'll just sell sold enough of them yeah they do not care that I want one and that I'm willing cash I [ __ ] love my iPhone 6 and I am waiting until next year because it's the 10th anniversary of the iPhone and everyone's like oh they're going to do something special they might not but whatever I'll wait anyway so I guess it'll be a oh trust me they they will have a new phone to sell you oh they will I I just uh I I was I was happy to hold out because my six is working perfectly well yeah until I upgraded to iOS 10 which runs like absolute [ __ ] on the six really see I have a six it's fine way and I did comparisons uh of time to open

up apps and things like Snapchat that used to open up in a second or so still opens up for a second or so with her and took me eight seconds to open up what what's hers she's got the seven oh okay yeah so I think what they've done is they've uh they've made everyone download an iOS that's really only Built to run the seven and so now I've got this [ __ ] slow ass iOS on my old [ __ ] phone so all right Apple you [ __ ] win I want to upgrade [ __ ] sell me one nope no see I'm so lucky I got out of that whole need to update a phone every time a new one's there it doesn't bother me yeah it doesn't worry too much either like I haven't noticed that 10 is slower it might it could well be but I'm the only I mean no one else

in this house as far as I know has an iPhone so I got nothing to compared to I've got I've got my iPad Air 2 and I've got my iPhone 6 and everything works just nice y me and Hannah are got both going to get LG g5s cuz hers has got a cracked screen my screen doesn't work properly so we're going to get new we'll probably wait till about December try and get bit cheaper even though they're already cheap I really want for $500 already I really want an Apple Watch just because cuz I got everything else I might as well have the watch as well you know well that's I've also I've got my LG watch I've got an actual which I quite like yeah but does you also have a pit boy no no it does not I have pit boy the only problem with the Apple watch is that they are now

banned uh if you're a UK Cabinet member because they a little bit bit no reaction I other thing too is there any evidence that the Russians can do this can use an upper watch oh no no it's not just it's not just um the eyewatch it is an iPad that had to be removed all their phones were plac in soundproof leadline boxes well that makes sense okay like yeah it's right so everything's [ __ ] banned including the watch this article is just very misleading I like this it says here the Russians are trying to hack everything one unnamed source told the telegraph the Russians what does that mean just just some guy on the street L of people in Russia tin foil on his head yeah a lot of people in Russia and then there's a picture of Putin at the top so

I guess it's Putin Putin himself is sat there trying to hack into your watch [ __ ] Putin can I segue for for a quick moment here this has got nothing to do with anything I just happen to notice this that the Washington justed onl s maper goat theit States every individual goat in the United States is plotted out on this map on the Washington Post like live they know the location of the go he's moving around uh I don't know maybe um no it's not like search here that's disappoint to see this map yeah I saw it on my phone but let me let me try to find it on here putting it into the spreadsheet down the bottom and maybe

we'll put this in the show notes as well yeah we should and people need to know yeah this is a weird this is literally every goat in the United States one dot equals 500 goats why do we need to know this what it says this is literally every goat in the United States on the yeah but then it says one dot equals 500 goats so I put it to you right there could be 5501 or one it's one of those do yeah exactly misleading good point but I mean it does go to show there's places where there's [ __ ] all goats and there's places where there's quite a few goats yeah well apparently we've got Texas where there's a lot looks like there's a bunch of goats up here yeah yeah there's a bunch of goats up where you are tons there's even one goat in New York City

[Laughter] I think we might have seen him in the zoo oh maybe that is the zoo yeah either that or there's 500 goats in New York City this map is impossible to tell yeah nonp specific sorry I interrupted and I can't even remember what we were talking about oh I think we were just laughing at at the Russians trying to hack everything we oh yeah yeah we can move on from that um so yesterday can I just tell a quick story yesterday we um did some exploring ing right and um we went down to this old Jetty and very far out of civilization and once I walked out to the end of The Jetty I was technically closer to Malaysia than I was to Singapore right so um anyway we we realized very quickly after we'd kind of taken some photos and

and walked back to the road that we were in the middle of nowhere right and and people don't have cars here you kind of have to catch an Uber or a taxi so we tried for an Uber no chance tried for a taxi no chance well we got driven there in an Uber but it picked us up in a residential area oh I see but there just wasn't anyone willing to pick us up from where we were you know and we started thinking like what what are we going to do are we [ __ ] stranded here anyway eventually a taxi came to pick up a fisherman right and he put his he put his cage of whatever the [ __ ] he just caught in the boot of this taxi right and they got in and we're like [ __ ] that guy so lucky the taxi called over to us and said you guys want to

lift to a railway station you look stranded and we're like yes please yes yes we do picked us up drove us to a station refused to take any money for us oh wow wow yeah just out of the kindness of his [ __ ] heart and the [ __ ] fisherman who just sat there not caring that his Taxi driver was taken someone else somewhere first yeah right see you guys have a great day wow restored my faith in humanity and if it wasn't for that Taxi Driver you wouldn't be here today that's right I'd I'd still be I'd still be at this [ __ ] Warf you would have been murdered by a Woo which is a Chinese ghost even for listeners who don't know yeah I mean heaps of them but the Limu Changi I bet yeah did I just say Getty yeah you did that's fine Jetty obviously or a clown you may have be murdered by a clown

because appar that's I mean there's tons of clowns around yeah yeah and I think this is one of pop up every few years but I also think this is one of those things where like there was a madeup news story as we reported a few weeks ago yeah where the news literally made up that people were dressing up like clowns and harassing people at night so now people actually do yeah it's life imitating art yeah but not only that clown sidings have become such a problem that now people are dressing up like Batman and chasing off the clown uh this just has to be the story just people making fun of it as well isn't it well I saw the Twitter Twitter

the tweet that uh I think this came from was a photo posted by uh a woman in the UK and she's got a photo of a guy dressed as Batman chasing a clown yeah so that checks out enough said fact but yeah the the clown thing they mean they've banned clowns at or clown costumes at uh School Halloween events and stuff like that because apparently it's people have g a bit silly with it what if you if that was your job yeah to be a clown actual clowns must be like oh for [ __ ] sake yeah these guys are terrible you both go hi you go to kids parties and now you're out of work mind you I will say this right I know a few people who chose to become professional clowns M yeah I met someone who traveled to [ __ ] France

to a prestigious clown school yes yep um do you know my friend um Russell Ross CH he he was in uh a couple of my films he played the psychiatrist in oh yeah yeah yeah in um yeah yeah he oh yes he went to that French clown school right okay guy Tom Walker he's a comedian Sydney that I know um oh yeah he he he got back recently from there sure I mean look Russell's probably the exception to this Rule and Tom maybe as well but all the people that I know who became professional clowns are all a bit [Music] weird well you don't you sort of have to be to be the type of person that's going to devote your life to that I think so yeah I think so yeah I

mean to be a clown I mean didn't um what's his name uh Borat um what's his name his real name Sasha Cohen Sasha Baron Cohen he went to that school too didn't he he was a he went to clown school is that right he well he went to some some school yeah I mean and he I mean he made well he went to some school well I was going to say he made a thing of it but he's also really [ __ ] weird so yeah that's right evidence I mean just thinking back over the people I know that are I do not get him I do not get him what not at all I don't no I I don't I don't find him funny H I don't like him when he acts in other movies

but I did enjoy Borat I liked Borat I hate I hate that style of movie where it's that person acting and it's just film to make people feel uncomfortable I don't get it I don't like it I lik um I tried to watch the next one after that and couldn't get into it but Borat I I the dictator oh no actually I skipped that Bruno it was the Bruno the gay one yeah but I kind of lost interest in that I thought he was good in he was good in Sweeny Todd he was um he was funny in I mean I was I was drunk on at the time when I watched Grimsby or the brothers of Grimsby as it's called here I think uh but I thought he was that was a funny movie actually I think it might just be that style of movie I don't like yeah I

see what you mean where it's it's it's real and they're making fools of people is that what you mean yeah yeah yeah no I would agree with you I don't normally like that either but I thought Borat was was done fairly cleverly considering and I did enjoy that you know how you and McGregor came out last year when started talking about the Standalone Star Wars movies and said that he would definitely be up for a uh Oban ob1 movie Yep this is the headline that came out today you and McGregor is game for two Obi-Wan Kenobi movies so he's up it now he's not only come out and said he's up for one he's like actually i' I'd do two I don't know how that works just give him one like come on guys he wants to do it just let him do it by by saying by saying

he'll do two he's sort of probably sounding a little bit desperate which means they could probably pay him a little bit less than they normally would have that's how I say it like if you're that desperate would do it for 50 bucks I'd do it for 50 there's a lot i' do for 50 the only to do a Photoshop of VI as obiwan Kenobi L he wouldn't need to he looks enough like Obi-Wan to begin with do I get 50 bucks uh not doing it if I don't get 50 bucks listeners the balls yeah Kickstart $50 for loot to be photoshopped as obiwan Kenobi obi-1 [ __ ] cryp noobi yeah crippy one [ __ ] crippy [ __ ] 4 Kenobi is that the name of this

podcast it could well be I've just read this headline that I just I like galgadot Wonder Woman won't be bisexual in this movie but maybe in the future oh yeah have you heard Wonder Woman's bisexual and so is Catwoman and Harley Quinn look that's fine whatever but the Wonder Woman thing is kind of like makes sense well it's a non it's not a thing she's not bisexual she's a [ __ ] from a race of she's never seen a man yeah she's born of [ __ ] Zeus lives with the only women in the Amazon like it's not she's not bisexual in the same way that girls in high school were bisexual you know what I mean like no she's been getting on with women and then she meets a guy and goes I'll I can do that as well that's what I mean it's not that she's

like that's and again I don't care like it's fine if she is or she isn't I just think it's a weird thing like she's not she's not even [ __ ] human well it's like in high school when the only person we had sex with was ourselves constantly right jacket I mean you couldn't say oh Daniel just loves to jack it it's like no he doesn't he's happily have sex with a woman he just doesn't know anyone that is willing like [ __ ] Superman's interpal cuz he's a [ __ ] alien who has sex with loest Lane like it's no but I waiting to see how many males they start to come out to make as bisexual but one that they probably shouldn't would be Batman go on they should not make Batman you're working show you're working otherwise there's going to be a lot of questions about why he has a young Ward with him I

think they're already are yeah that's great well standards and practices wouldn't let them do um Alfred and him and Dick living in the same house in the 60s version which is why there's a uh there's a maid called an Harriet just hanging around huh I didn't know that that's interesting yeah they were like you can't have [ __ ] three men living in a house together everyone's going to assume they're bugger in each other that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and itun to receive episodes of automatically we'll see you next time