Methanpheta-cream: Suicide Squad Extended Cut & Westworld Premiere Review

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I doubt Matt would understand it and Matt is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I think we might sound a little bit better this week yeah well better than last week when well I mean Dan and I sounded fine we just didn't have a podcast to do yeah I mean I recorded an entire podcast but uh apparently it's not in the rules at least two of us have to be there to do a whole podcast so I

did one of my own once if you recall I do actually and actually yeah Jenna pointed out we apologized and said oh we haven't had to do this in a while we did I did it by myself about two weeks before that but I forgot yeah we we have yeah we United have not apologized in a long time no how you guys feeling back home after that long flights that jet laggy feeling and then you get the flu feeling as well MH mhm that's where I'm at at the moment MH yeah I got sick when I got here at first yeah uh it was not good well thanks for thanks for coming all the way over of course wouldn't miss it thanks for guys have a good time I had a ball yeah was good good

good I didn't get to shoot any guns in America which I was disappointed about but Luke did so yeah I sh a few guns it's fun I've been here two and a half months and I still haven't so I keep forgetting that that's a thing I can do yeah yeah it is man yeah still upset that you haven't don't own a gun yet so in case the listeners don't know these loveely gentlemen are kind enough to come to my wedding over here in America we had some had some fun times mhm mhm what was your favorite thing uh about I was going to say America might as well just say Rhode Island because that's all Dan saw when he was here yeah I saw a little bit beyond Rhode Island yeah he saw a bit of Massachusetts yeah yeah and uh did I

like you put me on the spot Mt sorry squirrels well I tell you what I didn't like okay didn't like the [ __ ] weather it was rainy my God it is so nice to be back in the tropics Jesus well from from what I understand that's nothing yeah right it's not it's not even cold yet as far as anyone's concerned well I don't want to put this back on you Matt but I might have been okay if I'd been told to dress appropriately as opposed to being told n you'll be fine it's quite warm well that's I'm I was just telling you what everyone was telling me cuz I've like I said I've been here 2 and a half months I I had no idea uh I was like you know you know is it going to be cold and was like nah it's just October don't worry about it like all

right but uh you actually told us like don't worry about it like days are fine nights get a little cool but nothing to worry about that's what I was told I brought a hoodie with me that's what I was told which I I had to unpack from my under the bed zipped up winter you don't really need them over there do you do not no no well but I mean it looks good the cold looks good I mean your wedding pictures look like the cover of a Stephen King novel with a Mist rolling in across the Moors yeah that you couldn't have planned that better I'm pretty happy with all that it was a fun time was a great time you know love get having you guys over here you know they get to see you guys ever now unless we all fly to different countries it's weird well I

mean you've only been there two months we've already all come over to visit you so true I guess that does kind of put the ball in my court maybe we just do that now maybe we're at that age where we just fly all around the world for each other now yeah maybe I think we're going to have to like where where should we go next time so we've all done Australia we've done America should we do Singapore next sure yeah well I mean we kind of did CRA as well earlier this year Dan flew over yours we did we were all in CRA yeah and I mean I drove down uh because I was still in Sydney at the time but yeah I guess Singapore's next all right all right see you guys soon what's there to do in Singapore uh not a huge amount well I guess Dan is going to have to marry somebody yeah

that's right I was I was going to say like don't be expecting a wedding uh cuz I'm I'm not Jew for one of those just yet don't forget I can officiate the wedding for you I've got practice now oh yes you do and what a great job you did you did a great job for all the listeners who don't know Luke was the celebrant at Matt and Jenna's wedding yeah and I got to say uh everyone was saying oh what a great job he did and I was like yeah he did do a great job uh considering and then I would show them a little clip from the end of um uh whatever episode The Dragon strap on is of this podcast of Luke attempting to say the words I accidentally got soap in Dan's urethra you know yeah yeah bit of a tongue tongue twister uh yeah and they they understood

why I was a little concerned but you did a great job um I was very very happy with how it all turned out a lot of practic just I just practiced words I knew I was going to struggle with uhuh what were they B mcboat face and danra hey you got through those real quick hey you sure did yeah I leave it up to the listeners to figure out how that fits into the ceremony all right so what's been happening in the world I am still haven't been reading any news I'll tell you something that happened to earlier tonight if you like okay um oh this is current breaking news yeah we were having a few drinks and uh I don't know I don't know if I should name

people I don't know if this is an it's kind of embarrassing story I suppose sort of why don't you name them for us but then we can decide whether we leave them in the show all right well you got you know where I was cuz I told you where I was I was at the house where the wedding took place y y and we're having a few drinks and uh somebody said why don't we have uh some espresso martini and so a bottle of Bailey's was was fetched uh and then someone noticed that there was no lid on the bottle uh which is unusual mhm uh but also that there was something strange about the liquid in the bottle okay and so and so those of us who've been in Australia for a bit were like oh I wonder if you know

there's like bugs or something in there uh and so a bit got tipped out and yeah there was something funny about it uh and then someone said oh maybe you know it's a cockroach or something like that but they don't have cockroaches here but you know what what what do they have here try and guess um Mass murderers mosquitoes more than one of those no no bigger bigger than a mosquito bees bumblebees bigger than a bee bigger than a bumblebee American bald eagles smaller than an American bald eagle American bald eagles probably eat them uh Mexican immigrants smaller than a Mexican mouse it was a mouse oh yeah it was [ __ ] up so what it was

just that drug it couldn't stand anymore I guess it fell in and just drowned in a bottle of Bailey it was a pretty full bottle and how long dead do you think this mouse was before you discovered it well I don't know cuz I mean I guess my question is did it look like a wet mouse or did it looked like some grotesque bloated it looked like it looked like a a wet Mouse right well then you got off Lucky in my tell me about it well did I cuz I still had to witness it did anyone drink anything though no no thank God and did you notice before you started pouring it out yeah oh yeah like uh it well it got it got poured into the sink and and then yeah was revealed and then there was much screaming how does a whole Mouse fit into a bottle of Bailey

yeah I don't know it must uh unless it like lived in there for a while and grew maybe it was all bloated no I don't know I don't know how it got well I mean it came out so yeah yeah that was uh are we talking a normal siiz Mouse well yeah yeah I mean it's a big bottle all the you've seen the bottles of booze they have here they're all big oh yeah they do have those it was like a you know it was like a 2 L bottle of Bailey but how big is the the spout about Mouse sized did you did you see the when they were pouring the cocktails how big those just looking at that beautiful beautiful liquid those big 2 L bottles have quite a big opening fit a couple mice in there I so wish we had them mhm I did learn that Luke

discovered the top secret location of the Gin at the wedding I I it wasn't very well HED and someone pointed it out to me uh-huh uh-huh I didn't drink that much of it oh no of course you didn't I'm not I'm just messing I don't care I was taking painkillers and beer that night for someone who doesn't care you've brought it up an awful lot I'm just saying that's cuz I think it's funny yeah yeah so yeah that's uh that's Mouse news for this week well don't move on just yet we we covered all of mouse news let's check else could fig to Mouse news I've got some more animal news yeah let's stay on animal news then all right this

one is well it's it's from a a Boston based website from the look of it but it's uh it's about a man in Florida uh where' this one come from you know about this one Dan you're talking about the man who uh cut off his dick fed it to an alligator that's the one more dick news then isn't it play the jingle [Music] Ms 52y old man from Tavarez yep T in Florida tonight in intensive care after he was seriously injured during what was described by investigators as a 5-day binge on methamphetamine yeah okay seriously injured I think is an understatement based on the headline yeah as his neighbor approached they could see he was clutching his

groin which seemed like it was soaked in blood mhm I asked him what he had done he said he was hurt badly and can you please call for help mhm you got to read through a lot to get to what we really want to know CCTV footage reveals Mr Canfield well we've named names alongside the canal that runs behind his property in his hand he holding his genitals at the point he spots an alligator in the opposite of the canal flings his genitals in that direction I've obviously missed some how the genal got into his hand well I think the key the key the key Point here is he chopped them off yeah now does it say uh did he get the Franks and the beans or you know how how how much of his tackle did he

get I'm thinking yes because down the bottom here it's saying there's no chance whatsoever of recovering them to me that them would be yeah so it's the whole thing well I mean the alligator ate them yeah if it was just the it would be it but yeah I think he did the lot well it says in the video which investigators have refused to release to the media thank God God damn it the gator is alleged to have quickly pounced on his genitals and consumed them yep well he didn't have to pounce on them he was fed them wasn't he yeah he threw them at him that's so weird does this imply he' cut off his dick and was looking for something to do with them then saw an alligator and went oh feed him to this yeah it it does sound like that but I I

assume oh [ __ ] God knows what he was doing why I don't know why anyone would do this oh uh 4 day binge on methamphetamine I think it's the short answer I want to see another interview with him now what are you planning to do with your life now no dick yeah so he was with uh he was with the woman before we go on stay on that bit Luke what would you do with your life if you had no dick good point good question how would your life change um I wouldn't need as much porn no that's true you would have to sit down to pee I I do that anyway it's comfortable yeah I figured you I think it' probably affect your relationship in some way yeah it probably might have a bit of a yeah it might affect my

relationship a little bit Yeah would you just go go with it and just decide to live life as a woman or would you be happy with just being a man with no dick well so I'll stop you there Dan a woman is not just a man with no dick L do I now have to identify as female and I'm now a lesbian or Dan I don't know uh yeah I mean that sounds right to me Luke but [ __ ] Captain Captain PC over there might say that lesbian isn't just a man with no dick who also likes women I just didn't know yeah well now you do well it says here Mr Canfield was with uh a woman or a man with no dick and uh he became violent threatened her with a knife before running into the backyard of the property he followed her sorry she followed him outside and saw

he had removed his clothes I was puzzled about what he was going to do next she told investigators I had no idea he would cut off his privates well why would you no no I mean what indication can you give someone that you're going to cut off your dick yeah she said she tried ladies right in what happened if one of you was you know high on methamphetamines and started undressing my first assumption would not be like oh God he's going to try and cut his balls off again yeah it' be like does this guy think we're GNA [ __ ] yeah I think it's party time yeah she she tried multiple times to intervene but he threatened her with a knife and she says remarkably he seemed quite calm as he began cutting and she was the one screaming and begging him to

stop I like this quote from investigators given what has happened in this case we believe there's a slim chance of him abusing meth in the future no [ __ ] no I actually think he's more of a chance of him using meth now yeah in fact if he' if he'd almost cut his dick off he might actually have an Awakening and be like I am never using meth again I almost cut off my dick but if you've cut off your dick you may as well just be [ __ ] he blew it it's yeah it's done poor bastard well I mean [ __ ] so not even once everybody meth not even once cuz you will probably cut your dick off and feed it to an alligator once again though these uh online news sources always have a a picture up with the headline and this is a picture of

the most satisfied looking alligator you've ever seen but um yeah but I'm really I'm really not certain that this is the alligator considering that that it says here an alligator photographed in the wild well I mean they are in the wild in Florida sure but editorially there must have been someone going nope that one doesn't look with himself if you were going to put an if you were going to put the alligator on there you would say this is the alligator that ate the this is the [ __ ] thing yeah yeah you would have like one of those Graphics that like pointed to its stomach with a drawing of the dick yeah that's right so you knew where the dick now was yeah in case you weren't sure do you know sort of in in a weird way

right for about a nano this alligator was giving this man a [ __ ] yeah sort of you know the most extreme Split Second his dick was in an alligator mouth I mean it was it was very very quickly just chomped on and consumed I mean not many people can claim that so exactly right but if nothing else he can say that yeah in fact if I was telling this story about myself years later I'd be like yeah I getting sucked off by this alligator cuz I'm sucked it right off yeah and he uh he took it a bit too far and as I came he uh he just choed it on down yeah at least he swallowed hey hey hey boys and then you'd be known as the most hard C dude in the [ __ ] Universe with no dick it reminds me there's a story I mean I don't know where I read this I

read this as a kid in a book of friends happened to a friend a book of weird facts uh and it always confused me because I was like I don't how I don't know how this can be true but there was a story of uh a guy in Germany I think it was Germany and he was having a competition at the pub to see who was the you know the toughest and they were all doing various things like slamming their hands in the car doors or whatever and um allegedly this guy chopped his own head off I know and it always struck me as a little I'm Googling this right now man Germany I mean German yeah German man chop own head off oh yeah own head I should really put in there too yeah like I said I just remembered that this was a thing I read as a kid and I even as a

kid I was like I don't know about that one was it 1996 it could be German man cuts off yep I've got it here checks out yeah checks out oh here we go the story is not entirely true I'm sorry Matt do you want me to read it on or you you want to just keep going thinking a child no no no no I want to know this is just somebody who's put it in the comments I'm polish and remember reading about this incident in newspapers two guys got drunk and started to make Macho type bets you overestimate the wealth of Polish restaurants if you believe they were using a chainsaw okay weird I remember the BET was resolved using an axe one man laid his head down and bet the one with the axe that he was not brave enough to make the cut right

right which is a little different so the other guy cut his head off yeah okay yeah as opposes cutting your own Mak a lot more sense sort of I mean it doesn't make any [ __ ] sense at all where do we go from dick news any more dick news uh well sort of I mean there's a there's article here about uh the a hacker has been blamed uh put these dick things this happened last Friday apparently mhm uh I made a lot of traffic on a street in Jakarta a pornographic film started playing on a video billboard setting Indonesian social media a blaze yeah well Indonesia a very very strict Islamic State mhm I figured so they would not enjoy this shite yeah well apparently it was uh it was some a Japanese porno uh it played for five minutes over here they [ __ ]

love Japanese porn over here really yeah they love it maybe you shouldn't be admitting this no it's not me oh yeah right they they you said they yep no worries yeah they my it was on for five minutes before the police were able to cut off the power uh and apparently people are saying it seems like a harmless prank but then the police got involved uh and they've seized computers and launched a full investigation apparently they're taking this very seriously yeah um that person if he gets caught and he's like there he might be in a fair bit of trouble yeah yeah he might also have his di removed fed to an alligator it's a possibility yeah probably ran or something I'd say oh yeah well they

haven't named any suspects but they've spoken to nearly a dozen people from the company that owns the billboard but the company is saying it was a hacker who took over the compter nearly a dozen people from the same company wow what an investigation did you say anything you you and then yeah they're like saying oh no it was a hacker it was a hacker like yeah of course they're not going to admit it they made a mistake God this reminds me of that story we reported on last year about the uh the the pornographic film playing instead of the uh memorandum video at somebody's funeral oh oh yeah right I mean this is slightly less awkward than that well I was told a story the other day by my boss that that exact same thing happened to them at a

corporate event and instead of the the corporate video playing it was porn really yes and there was all these kind of excuses made and then years later the guy finally admitted no I just I just hit play on the wrong thing yeah yeah it was me what as in like on his laptop yeah yeah [ __ ] that's pretty funny also in Indonesia actually really okay so he would have got in a lot of trouble yep well no he got he got in trouble because he didn't admit it till like a decade after right what's the um statute of limitations in Indonesia on porn on Dick news dick news oh dear well while we're in Asia do you want to talk about North Korea I'd love to talk about North Korea

I thought you might so uh we've talked about North Korea many times that's one of our I was going to say favorite countries it's not cuz it's terrif and I hate that there's a place like North Korea in the world but they it is interesting it's just so interesting yeah let's say it's our favorite country to talk about though yeah it's it's very interesting so North Korea uh for those who don't know uh they basically isolate their their citizens from uh from the rest of the world and while they do have computers uh they are not like our computers they're limited and they do have the internet but it's also Limited uh and we didn't really know to what extent until recently however it's been discovered uh this is as of the 21st of September this article says uh they have

discovered that apparently they have 28 websites let me guess PornHub red tube [Laughter] um they used to think that uh that they were able to get to as many as 5 a half thousand websites but apparently that is not the case uh there are 28 how boring would it be surfing the internet over there well look we we were alive when there were only 28 websites and they were all porn yeah most of them were yeah so I can only assume I wonder if they have such a slow time downloading a single jpeg as we had back in those days we you sort of hit it and then 5 minutes later come back to see if the picture was any good and you wanted to continue getting the rest or if you're

moving on what is the population of North Korea and can a server of just one out of 28 websites handle the traffic I don't know what the population is let's have a look the population I think it's quite big but the amount of people who have computers is quite small yeah that's probably true population of North Korea is 24.9 million oh man get out of there F get out it's crazy easy well okay here are some well not some this is apparently a list of the the websites yeah so there's air coyo which is uh a website for North Korea's Only commercial airline which operates internal flights as well as

International ones to China Russia and Kuwait uh there is Korean dishes which is a recipe website uh it's run by the Korean Association of cooks don't know why I guess guess that's relevant um there is a website called friend which is the site for the cultural committee for cultural relations with foreign countries an organization based in Spain that organizes cultural events and international exchanges between North Korea and other countries okay interesting yeah uh great National Unity which is a Pyongyang broadcasting agency website uh yeah Korean Association of Social scientists the Korean Central news agency mhm I'd be interested to see that one you can probably go to the Korean Central news agency website but it's all

in Korean so will Google translate handle that yeah that's what Google translates for do we have the URL M no it doesn't have the URL in there I mean just can you search for Korean Central news agency kcna a. KP KP okay going there now oh you go it's in English oh mine's not no mine's not but can be you've got the option up the top there it is English could also have it in espanol so there you go it's mostly news about kimyong un traitor Park in High's crimes disclosed well no surprises there I guess visiting a fruit farm visiting an oxygen Factory oxygen Factory yep visiting a souvenir Factory visiting a spring water Factory that's all he does

visiting a syringe Factory yeah wow breaking news while some of the other websites the North Koreans are luck luck are lucky enough to be able to visit the uh Korean International Youth and children's travel company I don't know what that is the Korean National Insurance Corporation that's their state-run insurance company apparently the only one uh the ker education fund uh the Korean Elderly Care fund core film official site of the pongyang International Film Festival and the have we entered films into that competition yet oh my God I'm gonna enter that yes we should y I'm GNA just going to scroll down because there's I

mean a lot of these are not terribly interesting kimyong Kim ilong University rather website from first University built in North Korea um and a bunch of other websites uh including what appeared to be the Facebook clone Starcon which I think is uh their their only social network that they're allowed to use I want to know if we can use that Stu so we disc we mentioned how many people actually have computers there apparently in order to get on the internet you you do need to have uh a computer and the the intrnet I guess they call it the intrnet it's not the Internet it's like a yeah you know internal thing uh uh okay sorry sorry clarify you can get to their internet

through an intranet called bright uh which is just a a big Network in North Korea so I guess that means you know they can uh probably track everything that you're doing uh it's all free to use if you have a computer however computers can costs can cost months of salary and people have to be granted government permission to purchase one okay so wow that means out of the country's 25 million people only few thousand have access to the internet well I didn't have to get permission but my first computer definitely took months of my salary yeah yeah that's true so there you go could be worse next time you're uh you know can't get to Facebook on your on your mobile because you're out of range could be worse you could read like the entire internet every day

exactly and still have time yeah you could Oh Where Have You Been you're late oh sorry I was just reading the entire internet yeah again I'm y I'll just read it again tomorrow just to make sure I've got it all but yeah I've done the internet how often do they update the internet well these are look like a lot of government sites so not often yeah I wouldn't think so and also they've got to carefully check through everything that they're going to post on the internet to make sure that it's not actually accidentally going to reveal that there's an outside world yeah you don't want to accidentally reveal that mhm although there are some news articles in the archives here that do say uh that do talk about

how much of a nuclear threat America is right now to them so you do want you do want to remember that there is an outside world you just want to remind everyone that it's a really dangerous place it's against them yeah yeah can I tell you something funny that I saw on the plane please do coming back from America mhm M there was a guy uh sitting opposite me and down one across the row so I could see his monitor for the entire time right yeah and uh to entertain himself during the 13-hour leg of the flight he watched nothing except Chloe morette's

movies what what yeah he watched one after another after another like is somebody masturbating oh sorry I was I'm fixing [Laughter] something I could hear you Luke I could hear you whacking around what were you fixing that requires that much lubricant um no I'm scratching off a I brought a card in America for Xbox credit mhm and I'm just scratching off the thing but I think I've scratched it off and I can't read it now and also I just come yeah that's that so I've got no interest now yeah yeah just I I noticed I just kind of casually noticed I's watching that new Chloe Mar movie where you know that kind of teen teen fiction what what what do they call that genre like uh everything looks like Teen

Movie No it's it's like uh Hunger Games every every movie now looks like the Hunger Games oh yeah yeah she's in one of them she's in some Hunger G the fth wave yeah that's the one right you answer that so quickly Luke I haven't it I just know that she's in it yeah I bet you do so uh he watched that um then a couple of hours later I looked up he was watching a different movie with her in it I'm like oh what a coincidence he's watching two Chloe mettes movies a couple of hours later I looked up and he was watching another one I was like [ __ ] hell man like so he's a fan yeah he's a big fan and and this was like this is not some teenage boy right this is a middle-aged gentleman who just [ __ ] loves a bit of Chloe morett much like Luke yeah yeah

hang on I I I watched neighbors to on the flight the sequel to The Long running Australian soap opera yep that's the one Atlas Atlas that doesn't need to go in the little box buddy what are you doing sorry about that he was uh I mean he he he obviously used the litter box and then was trying you know they bury they bury what they did y he decided that well one of my cats does yeah he decided that the um the bath mat in the uh in the bathroom where his litter is uh needed to go into the litter to cover his poop oh okay yeah well you know you cover it with whatever you got yeah and obviously I didn't want him to to do that so it's funny one of my cats covers the other one covers it for for her that's adorable it mirrors your

relationship in a way yeah so so Chloe morett yeah we know Luke's a fan of Chloe morett I mean I think she's she's fine yeah yeah she's fine yeah I didn't like Kim Kardashian I didn't like the uh the Cary remake so much but uh that's not her fault you know she was she was fine in it I didn't think it was that bad no it it was just the same movie which I'd seen already but what's she up to now you asking Luke um last thing I know she was in was the fifth ways and neighbors all right well I mean I'm asking cuz what she's doing now there is a news article in here I assume somebody put it in oh right well yeah I mean uh she's in yet another remake of of an old horror film I guess doing the carry remake just didn't satisfy her but she's apparently

going to be in the remake of uh one of my favorite old European horror films sasia the Dario agento classic did I know you are also a fan of man I am I have a very uh fancy special edition DVD box set of that with bunch of extra shite [ __ ] yeah uh it's a mie have no idea what this movie is it is about a an American girl who travels to France to go to a very prestigious uh ballet school and some stuff happens look I'm I'm okay with them remaking this because I mean look it's a classic but it's it's pretty H it's it's kind of unapproachable this fil now I'm watching flicking through the trailer now and it doesn't look like a dated well no so you you you have to watch it from a from a retro point of

view you know you have to watch it for Nostalgia um but there's one thing that I want to just say if they do remake it they better get Goblin to do the soundtrack again fck because they're not going to improve on that no it's one of the best soundtracks of any film ever it's it's yeah really ambient and creepy it's really well done yeah see I like it but I do I look at it having seen it in the past um and it's got uh cuz you know the Dario gento thing with you know the the colored lights and the it's not very realistic looking I guess it's very stylized in P yes that's right it's almost an art film yeah I can see how it' be weird for people who aren't you know a aren't into that kind of thing and and be it's got Udo Kier in it I

think actually he does but only in one scene yeah like Udo Kier I watched him in a movie the other night I rewatched shadow of the vampire oh did you ever see that one I I think I did I know I can picture him in it I believe yeah he's got quite a big role it's an ensemble cast but uh if you don't know it's it's uh it's reporting that the the old silent movie uh NOS veratu um starred a real vampire instead of an actor playing a vampire so it's a little kind of silly comedy he also starred in Blade yes he did that might be the first film I saw him actually might have kickstarted my love for Udo Kier before you went back and watched Andy warhol's uh Dracula blood for Dracula where he's chasing

virgins that's right is he in flesh with Frankenstein as well well yeah he's in both yeah I thought so um blood for Dracula is the only movie that I can think of where the hero rapes the leading lady to to save her to save her yeah cuz Dracula Dracula only eats virgins so he loves this girl so much that he rapes her so that she doesn't have to doesn't have to worry did he not maybe discuss it with her nope nope like look if we do this Dracula leave you alone you'll be good nope no okay no it's a very odd film and then I mean it's not I I'll be honest it's not a very good film in my opinion it's interesting uh because of for what it is yeah uh an Andy warhole film but uh yeah yeah and it's got Udo Kier in it so

there's that yeah in fact in flesh for Frankenstein I think he plays the doctor right yeah the from memory but I will need to look this up yeah he does yeah that movie creeped me out when I was a kid fles Frankenstein yeah I mean not because it was scary but just because it's just a bit weird yeah yeah I know what you mean it's very um like I watched because I was a yeah I was a fan of horror movies and a particular fan of Frankenstein movies but I mostly knew the universal um and the hammer films which are quite safe you know I saw thisy yeah weirdly

homoerotic yeah European European yeah precisely yeah um so Suicide Squad is a film that we all hated didn't didn't like we all watched it that that we can say uh and I guess in a way contributed to the fact that it was fairly successful at the box office cuz I I mean I paid for tickets to see it it yeah so did I uh and it did well but it was not very good and they are now going to as we figured they probably would they're going to release an Extended Cut of the film yeah um which is interesting uh but apparently it's got more Joker in it uh which I I don't care to see that was not what that was missing no um but I'm interested to see

it anyway because like I we talked about it at Great length uh I feel like it could have been a good movie if it was put together a bit differently so maybe maybe this will be better it depends how different this is going to be yeah cuz I worry that the it did do well at the box office right even though it was it was critically uh I don't think it did do well at the pox office cuz it didn't get the people going back to see it again I think it did which is where they make their money I don't think it did poorly compared to other things but it did terrible for a superhero movie here we Box off of success or failure grossed 133.6k campaign it was a success uh but well it depends on how much they spent

on it I suppose but critically it it was a failure same I me Batman vers Superman was financially successful I think wasn't it it just people didn't like it so they yeah and for all its flaws it was infinitely better than this shite yeah well anyway yeah hopefully I mean yeah the problems I had with Suicide Squad were not that there weren't enough scenes with the Joker in it because I thought he wasn't very good I don't think he should have been in it at all yeah exactly um but I'm hoping this one will have am I saying I'm I'm not going to watch this I don't think oh of course you're not why would you waste your time I'm probably not going to watch this at all stop watching sequels and re-releases of movies you hated Matt

yeah I know okay this movie isn't going to be made better by making it longer no I do still want to see that 6 hour edit of Star Wars Episode 1 cuz I think that could be better what yeah yeah I would be interested in that too do you know what was uh out the other night and uh on the television uh in the bar I was in came on Back to the Future 3 oh yeah yep and I was like I said out loud I'm like ah this is a great movie and someone said no it isn't and I'm like what I'm like it's the same movie as the first movie Just In The West yeah you just like it a lot yeah and then he was like Back to the Future 2 is at least different Back to the Future 3 is just Back to the Future just a little slightly bit different and I was

like yeah you're right yeah like it's exactly it is exactly that when you watch it because I have watched them all recently fairly recently in the last few years and the first movie Back to the Future still holds up as a really good movie AAL fantastic surprising just a solid movie Back to the Future 2 is the sequel no one was asking for and that never really needed to happen mhm um but I still like Bits Of It Back to the Future 3 is Thoroughly enjoyable but yeah completely unoriginal cuz I was I was just distracted by the film from that point on at the bar I just kept finding myself watching it because and I don't know whether it is because like is it a good film or is it just because like I just [ __ ] love

those movies so much because I did when I was it doesn't matter though if you love them it doesn't matter if they good or not you enjoy it who cares but it's it's been so long since I watched them that as soon as saw it was on the Telly I was just watching it like yeah yeah it's the same movie so you could easily just watch it instead of Back to the Future that's true if I get bored of one I'll just watch the next one CU didn't they film like two and three at the same time they did yep yeah in fact when I saw number two at the cinema they had the trailer for number three straight after it before the credits huh and I was like [ __ ] psyched yeah I bet because there one thing to see the 50s there's another to see [ __ ] Cowboy Town yeah

exactly speak Cowboy town I watched the first episode of Westworld last night so what is Westworld I've heard about West world is Jonathan mullan's new TV series oh okay and it is based on the the old film that was written by Michael kryon back in the 70s 73 I believe uh have you guys seen that episode of uh The Simpsons old episode where they go to Itchy and Scratchy land and the animatronics come alive and kill the patrons yeah it's based on that westw movie I've seen the movie I love that movieed watch it with my dad yeah yeah right and there was a seel to West called future world that was made I think in the 80s it was less successful but this is a new series version of it

modern telling very up to-date and quite quite good okay unfortunately this is HBO and not Netflix so they're not all out and ready to watch week to week yeah I'm not used to that anymore I know I don't know if I can do that well just wait for it to come on Netflix then yeah you could wait I decided not to wait I figured Game of Thrones is the still the one show that I watch week to week when it comes out yeah see I don't watch it anymore F man I watched the first season [ __ ] I watch game of Thrones since season 4 m [ __ ] BL I never got it oh I did for a while and then I just was like H don't care yeah yeah

well nothing like nothing I'm not going to sit here and explain to you why Game of Thrones is the best show ever made so well he talked about we've talked about how Australians are well known for pirating Game of Thrones uh because we don't you know we don't have access to certain things um but one thing you shouldn't do uh if you know if you're looking to watch Game of Thrones uh and you happen to spot a USB stick in your mailbox don't assume that's got the latest episodes of Game of Thrones on it and someone's just done you a favor because apparently uh at the moment in Australia so I'm safe and Dan's safe Luke yeah keep an eye out somebody is dump USB drives into the mailboxes of people in

Australia and cuz people are silly they go I wonder what's on that plug it into their computer bam infected with AIDS I don't I don't need a random USB stick to infect my computer you got it covered do that myself you can infect the computer yourself so this guy's just chucking them in random letter boxes assuming that people are dumb enough to just put a USB stick in their computer just because it arrived in the mail damn people are stupid enough to do that people find them in the street how many people what do you think going to be on there okay according to a recent study from researchers at the University of Illinois 48% of people will pick up a random USB stick plug it into their computer and open the files on it jeez

cuz people just don't think what do you think you're going to find hidden treasure Yeah well yeah the latest episodes of Game of Thrones I mean look if I found one in the street I might be tempted you know why because I'd be curious I'm like who's this I'm not even tempted to put them in my computer ones that I find in my drawer no I mean I'm I'm a little out of the packet I put something on them I give it to someone and then I never see it again that is my relationship with USB sticks you don't even keep your own I've also got this thing that I will um indiscriminately delete everything from any us s that gets handed to me oh yeah but that had that had something on it I needed then I just say well that shouldn't have any Originals on a

[ __ ] USB stick oh of course yeah that's like when um because I have a thing where I have talked about this on the show before where I kind of just absent mindedly empty the the recycling bin when I'm on a computer like if I delete something I do that too yeah yeah if I delete something goes in the bin empty the recycling bin so it's gone right right yeah I hate seeing the little little little Trash always just empty it yeah and if I at someone's computer and I empty the recycle bin and this is happened a couple times and they're like oh I had something I needed in there why [ __ ] B yeah you don't you don't eat half your dinner put the rest in the bin and go I'll eat that later like don't put things in the bin if you need them it's so weird that is

so weird this was in uh in corporate environments too where people like oh I put it in there in case you know in case I you know want to get rid of it later like don't do that it's not man I'm a big I'm a big stickler for uh good file management Y and I get I get nazish about it in my office just go around everyone's recycling bin I just go and guess them also their garbage bins St them too can empty everything everyone loves me at work but yes so yeah don't uh don't plug in USB sticks sounds like you got that cover Luke well yeah but I just who's going around spending money on USB sticks to randomly try and infect people well I'll tell you what money in time isn't it no because if you know if I buy 100 USB sticks for what like five bucks

each what that's 500 bucks yep and they're probably cheaper than that these ones and I put a bunch of virus or key loggers on them and I spread them out put them into mailboxes right 48% of people plug them in so that's 250 so that's 250 money back from that and you don't even get to see the chaos you've created no sorry if I get a key logger on your computer and then you log into your internet banking or you log into your Facebook or you log into whatever or VI install ad software on your computer and I get ad Revenue like there's plenty of ways to monetize that stuff huh so that that's what they're doing or there's ones that like the crypto Locker or whatever the [ __ ] it was where it uh encrypts all your files and then says send me $1,000 otherwise

I'll delete kind of delete away you've given this a lot more than we have mate what's that said you've clearly given this a lot more thought than we have well you know I work in the uh IT industry and also I'm dodgy so yeah I get the trick is uh don't plug in USB sticks or own a Mac and that's a joke yeah don't own a Mac no no no I'm I mean Max can get infected with things too Dan have you ever opened I know Luke you haven't owned a Mac and you probably don't plan to I have owned a Mac thank you very much luk has actually owned a Mac before any of us did I owned a Macintosh LC 575 back in the day okay that's how I played X-Wing and Tie Fighter oh okay yeah right okay

so you you had the um we've talked about this right with the funny arrow keys yep is that right yeah y all the arrow keys in a line yeah well you haven't bought a recent uh MacBook or or iMac I assume no right well I know I I have and I know Dan has um and have you ever opened the uh you know the packaging for your new Mac and thought I wish that smell could just stay and linger every day the smell of a fresh Apple device I mean I guess it does have its own unique smell but I can't I can't say it's a good smell other than the fact that it's kind of tied into the fact that you've got a new I dare say I dare

say they you know cuz they spend a lot of time on the packaging and all that kind of stuff I'm sure that that all of that is carefully kind of monitored like the smell when you open one of those things I mean they don't want that to smell bad I'm sure somebody's probably checking for that stuff well a company called 12 South uh which sells MAC accessories now offers a candle that features the fragrance new Mac so when you light this fragrance candle uh your room will smell like a brand new Apple product fresh out of the box apparently it's uh mint Peach Basel lavender Mandarin and Sage that's what uh that's

what combines to give that Max smell is it yeah so I'm wondering if um you know do do they actually like addent to the packaging yeah does anyone listeners do you know or you know can you Google cuz I just thought of this I haven't Googled it but do they did they add that smell or is that just what they smell like like the packaging I mean I I thought that was just the smell of electronics and styrofoam yeah but maybe not maybe it's not maybe it's Ag and Mandarin and uh mhm all that other stuff y well for $24 uh your bedroom can smell like that or your lro or your kitchen you know don't just keep it in the bedroom know what I'm going to pass on it really yeah doesn't do anything for

me you prefer this I opened up my first Mac I smelled it and went never getting another Mac they learned their lesson if um if they made a candle that smelled like a fresh Xbox would you buy that like every day you could come home and it would be I can't remember what the Xbox smelt like when I opened it so they could sell me anything and I'd probably buy it going oh this is great all right I'll tell you what Luke I've got a surprise for you Luke I've made a candle that smells like an Xbox and I'll sell them to you how much $24 done all right perfect Luke would you buy a candle that smelled like chlo RS um no h how about this candle here that I've got that smells like Dwayne The Rock Johnson I need that now yes you

do can I ask you two a question to to end on yes absolutely so I was uh I'm working for ESPN at the moment right oh Sports channel yeah doing a series for them um had to go to a couple of different countries to follow around football players this is footballers in soccer right I've had I've had to start calling it football it is the one where you use your feet so you know but uh I I've seen some matches recently some live matches and um although I think that soccer is the most boring sport imaginable uh I I do kind of enjoy I have to admit watching live sport right do you find soccer more boring than cricket H I think they're probably on par yeah I knew somebody was going to bring up Cricket they're the same soccer is like it's the slowest

game ever right they just kick it a little short way pass it to someone else then the whistle blows and everyone stops they regroup around it they kick it a short way again the whistle blows they stop again it's like come on man I always remember that um another Simpsons where the the commentator the like Spanish I think uh soccer commentator yeah and he's like Center passes to wing wing passes to Center Center passes to wing wing passes to Center Center passes to wing and then yeah yeah exactly yeah I my family are so into soccer now really and I just don't get it like they can come back and be excited that there was a a draw and I'm yeah well a draw a draw is all you can really hope for I mean I the game that I watched was was 1

n and it was it was just [ __ ] mind numbing for that's 2 hours of 1 n wow come on and it's not it's even longer than any other game it goes for 90 minutes and then you've got injury time on top of that so it's yeah it's crazy it's not even like um like and what American football's an hour rugby league and unions 80 minutes so it's even longer than games where stuff happens yeah so anyway I it made me think that it made me kind of re-appreciate uh rugby you know Australian football for what it is and I thought I might not you I might not mind watching a match occasionally and uh obviously you can't just kind of casually watch that stuff the fun goes out of it you've got to have a team you've got to root for a team and so

you've kind of you've got to decide on a code first right and I know both of you gentlemen watch football but you watch different football right Matt you watch the AFL and you support Sydney Luke you watch the uh the NRL and you support um the bunnies right yes correct okay okay so whose team am I going to be on up to you to Duke it out sell it to me why I should watch your code actually I'm not going to sell you my code okay I'm going to get you to research what is easier to watch right what yeah well yeah what what do you mean what is easier to watch what I could actually get over here yeah oh yeah actually I mean you might have a point I don't well I

don't know how easy it is to watch uh NRL anywhere else in the world it's not that easy to watch the AFL here um I mean it is cuz it's on uh ESPN but not all of the games are so if you want to watch a specific team uh that can be quite a pain in the ass I'm pretty sure I could just subscribe to rugby pass and I could watch NL online well you could subscribe to the AFL pass too yeah so and watch all the yeah if if you're willing to pay like extra for it easy South Sydney top team since 1908 they just sucked for the last 40 years oh I'll tell you one thing that uh that they do have is they've got Russell Crow as an owner yeah that's true who owns your team Matt what what what celebrity owns your team don't know no do

know who owns the Sydney on yep I know nobody famous what are some of your star players Matt what's the name of our star player yep uh well we had the very famous Adam Goods until recently uh and then we have um see I'm blanking on all the names of people now uh we've got yeah go the bunnies eh yep buni English GRE English never heard of him one of the best players out there never heard of him all right what are they done there you go what I if you don't like soccer I think league would be better for you than AFL cuz AFL reminds me of soccer a bit so there is more scoring but is a lot of that kick to this person kick back here run here kick that there it's no man I

just want to watch [ __ ] Warriors charge through you know what I mean so League might be the way to go for you done all right just watch big men run each other and hurt each other yeah that's what I want I'll be hon I'm not I'm not passionate enough to mount a very good argument so I've mounted things with that passion before Matt yeah I think we all have Luke mattered something passionately earlier we heard him I didn't wreck it I put the code in and it worked talking about your dick I [ __ ] wrecked it I just scratched it a little bit too hard ouch it's all that meth she get some cream for it some methan fed

cream that doesn't exist Matt that's just a myth amphetamine feter cream sounds too cheesy to put on a dick dick chese that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time