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You guys seem to love dick news because you just won’t stop sending it in. We had a lot of it to discuss this week on our long boat trip to Italy to watch American Gods.

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I think I can understand you pill of nescar oh it's come to this has it I don't know why I just you've been running in circles lately have you started [ __ ] your sister and wearing a trucker cap welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I spent about 8 hours yesterday playing NASCAR okay so just driving around in a circle but I'm sort of watching the surroundings and I can sort of see why it would be sort of a good event to go to you can just see people [ __ ]

having a fry up in the park in the car park but it's with that cut you get you can sit and see and you basically see the whole track going around so you can see the accidents everywhere whereas you watch like baist or something oh yeah and you go to it you can see like one corner yeah I like those cross country rally races where it's like oh he's coming around this corner and now he's gone yep and now we'll wait here for another half an hour for that to happen again yeah and maybe someone will crash into the crowd whereas NASCAR there will be an accident and they will drive for in circle for eight hours or however long a race is I don't know that's true we we do have a rather nice uh nighttime F1 event here once a year uh but it's the same thing if you get a good view you

get a good view of one little curve of the track right yeah and you can just see go yeah you're like ah go cars uh that that that's all I got Bing of cars here in Rhode Island in particular probably everywhere in the US we have a lot of radio ads that are local which more of this than I remember having when I was in Sydney little You Know M Mar Anda commercials on the radio come on down to Ted's mowers and get a mower yeah exactly stuff like that and then uh there is a particular place that has they make their own ads uh it's called Prestige Automart and I love these ads whenever I hear a new one I get excited and quite quite prestigious are they they are it's just that the the the owner of the place

his name is Manny and it just you can tell he's just not he's not a radio guy but they do their best to make him you know audible so let me play this is one of them this is one of my favorite ones that I one of the first ones I heard another eventful day at Prestige Automart hey Jeff I've seen you running around the lot with a phone in your hand all day I'm pretty impressed how busy you've been keeping yourself taking care of our customers uh well man it's kind of like this new app I have where I run around the lot and catch these little creatures and throw balls at them and I found a pretty rare one right here at Prestige what you lost your mind you're playing games with your phone when we should be helping our customers and give them the best deal possible I thought

you were getting familiar with all our new inventory instead of you catching little monsters well yeah Manny I did notice all these nice new cars they're almost as rare as some of these creatures I'm chasing like these hard to find trucks these rare SUVs and minivans seven passenger crossovers some of them are pretty rare I must say so come down to prestige and level up with interest rates from 1.9 APR zero down payment and guaranteed credit or the car is free Prestige automot Westport East Providence and time and see why prestige is a better way to catch a car see dealer or website for details okay I can just imagine in the the audio Booth they go Manny would you like to record that again he goes no we got this I did it perfectly the problem is

yours just it it out yeah ex their lawyer sitting outside going we're going to need to do another take and remember you can't say Pokemon go again come up with something else say something else little monsters there's one recently where he's listing like he's been traveling around the country looking for the best cars to bring back for his customers and he's listing off all these places he's been and he says or landle flooded just makes me laugh every time I hear it flooded anyway yeah that's uh that's a little thing that makes my life brighter here in America yeah I can see why [ __ ] we want to talk about well we could stay on cars all right go straight to car three cars three car 3 have you seen it I haven't seen car 3 no car 2 burnt Meen

se but I'll say this Cars one is very good I haven't seen and it was a long time between the sequel like cast 2 came out a long time years after whereas you thought they would have cashed in cuz I like the first Cars movie yeah so Cars 2 not good it's not like a Godfather Godfather 2 kind of situation it was a secret agent movie oh right not a kidnapping in a small kind of movie no he went to England and became a spy or something I can't remember yeah I don't understand this film I guess you've seen cars right no you know the cars are alive okay yeah okay they're like anthropomorphized cars I assume no I haven't seen I'm not familiar with Disney or how they do movies yeah I don't understand how this works so someone drove the car to

England is that what you telling me well that's unbelievable that's are we talking about Tesla yeah we can be the Tesla Model 3 which is the affordable version of the Tesla the electronic car it's actually very affordable it is isn't it it's like because I never even dreamed of being able to own a Tesla and now they're going for 35,000 bucks now not that I have that but you know yeah but if you were going to buy a brand new car I mean that's not that's it's in the range of what you'd be looking at look a bank would loan that to me put it that way yeah I had already decided my next car was going to be a Tesla really dream big do they have this model won't be good

for me why is that no cuz the battery's [ __ ] the oh not the battery is not [ __ ] it'll do 320 or 330 km which if I lived in Sydney would be fine but if I want to drive from cber to Sydney I'm sort of pushing it a little bit oh without a re you think you get all the way there I'd get all the way there but it doesn't leave me a lot to drive around do they have charging stations for these around CRA I mean I know there's some in Sydney but oh yeah there's um a couple in CRA and then one in Goldin so they're actually around I just want that I want that little bit extra maybe an extra 100 just 400 km just a bit of a safety net for when you arrive somewhere and then want to drive around like if I drive the

C and then get lost I could be in trouble yeah right good point well yeah that's really the only issue with these and apparently uh you know they're putting more in everywhere there's more popping up over here all the time they're mostly on the west coast there's like they're everywhere apparently you know the charging stations but I've seen a few around here but yeah I'd be uh I'd be interested in one of these yeah like that's why like my next cast probably about 5 years away mhm yeah so price will I could probably for about the same price get one that will do the com as I want so I'm looking forward to it yeah it used to be about 90,000 or more for a for a Tesla well the other thing about all these cars is

it's one update to it and it can drive itself yes although yeah you're not supposed to do that yet although people have tried there's a couple of them who are now dead so yeah there's a there's a lot of reasons why you shouldn't do that let let the company that goes don't try and do it yourself let the company do the update for you yeah once everyone else is letting the car drive it it's probably fine until that happens no cuz everyone else on the road's still a [ __ ] you probably want to be paying attention I think that's the biggest issue when I was in America I went to the Tesla store just to go look at them God they're nice cars yeah yeah there's one actually the first one I saw is in

Martin place there's a tuss store there in Sydney and okay yeah they're just like Quality Cars but you got to bear in mind that the previous ones the uh the first two models there was the SUV and then the kind of sporty one I forget the name of them um they're like luxury cars so yeah that's right model 3 which is the affordable one is probably not going to be as shanky no but even looking at the car in the picture it's a nice looking car you don't want it to be as shanky that's definitely true I don't know how much horsepower these the model 3s are going to have you know like day today but but I don't you know I'm not a I'm not a NASCAR driver so I can hear on multiple car gasm well I told you I'm not familiar with that movie one thing I've never understood

about cars when they always talk about how quickly and get to 100 km an hour when will you ever need that I know if the police are chasing you no but there's nothing worse than a slow takeoff yeah but how often do you need to get from zero to 100 in Less Than 3 seconds I don't know like you're in trouble if that's a that's a need the most you would ever really need to get up to would be 80 km an hour real quick though real quick man wasting all those minutes in between minutes my car is very slow you know it just cost uses more petrol and you means you have to fill up more which actually means more time he's got you there why did you become so Frugal Luke I'm not Frugal I've always put in the most

expensive Petrol in the car it's a little treat you give yourself there you go mate enjoy that don't tell my [Laughter] wife I don't know why well they say it is good for the car I don't know if that's [ __ ] it's actually not even that much more expensive when you actually think about it well rx5 you have to put premium in like it's says it on the on the fuel cap Anders who drive BMWs also use premium fuel that's I'm always like do I really have to or is this just to maintain the the appearance it's like we can't be seeing people putting [ __ ] Petrol in our cars so put it on the fuel cap premium only do you use ethanol over there yeah yeah we have the same kind of thing except there's like the the way you know

how you got like regular and then premium and then [ __ ] whatever they call it you know hyper premium or whatever at the pumps in Australia y it's the ethanol rating like all the you know it's got like 84 92 and then 97 or whatever yeah we got the same here all right well that I mean you don't pay attention when you put Petrol in no no but that's all it has it just has the number it doesn't say it doesn't say you know like BPS car cleanse whatever sorry it's a bit a while since you've used filled up with petrol it's understandable yeah or gas as you would call it now yeah that's true gas I do get confused here they say petrol but they pronounce it

petrol wow yeah I guess like petroleum right it makes more sense I was going to criticize him and then I was like actually that's that's kind of yeah actually that is a shorter version of that word yeah I'll let you have that and I'll be quiet that's right we've got um bit of Dick news in here well at least a couple of couple of things think we've got enough dick news to Warrant playing the [Music] jingle apparently the internet has uh has done a bit of sleuthing at Pompei because I guess I mean that was a mystery that still hadn't been solved the murder of all people Pompei I mean you know yeah Pompei has has been there

in its current form for many many years now uh but the internet knew and um right so the internet hadn't had its uh sunken its teeth into Pompei yet until somebody pointed out that one of the mummified human remains uh appeared to be jerking himself off and if you do look at this photo I mean it does look like he's jerking off right I mean he is he is reclined right he has his hand on what appears to be his erect penis his head is tilted back in uh what appear to be the throws of ecstasy so of course everyone's saying unequivocally this man was frozen in time by the ashes whilst jerking off must have died very quickly or he was

just like oh God I know this is probably a bad idea but I'm just going to finish off yeah yeah how how fast can a exploding volcano be who's going to erupt [Laughter] first okay so in article when you read it they go archaeologists debate about how the mount Faus killed the citizens and they go both theories um make it unlikely that man would have been Spanking the Monkey yeah and they actually go the first theory was the victims as asphyxiated on the gases of isn't that sort of a thing that gets people off yeah you think he's you thinking going at it yeah fation I think that makes it unlikely this guy could have just been doing that yeah he could have been jerking off anyway and then being like [ __ ] I'm being affixiated

this is great yeah yeah he's like w this is super intense I don't know what's going [Music] on [ __ ] I'm joking off so good the Earth is moving I was just scrolling and I saw it I mean it says obviously it says Mount vvus but I thought it said Mr vvus and I'm like is that what they're calling him maybe that's what he calls his penis that's what they used to call him back in Pompei Mr Vu is here because of his giant schlong yeah always erupting all over people I think it's pretty safe to say that uh Mr vvus is our geek of the week this week play the jingle we and I was just to say I'm very proud of myself for getting the word asist I can't say I'm very proud of if only we were editing this week we could have just

looped it in but we're not so you're going to have to live with that I couldn't say parking lot before and you can't say as fix8 and it's all going out there to the world yeah I like to think he was jerking off because you know he died doing what he loved yeah oh I mean certainly does seem that way um speaking news closer to home doing what you love yeah I mean look it's it's uh I hope we're going to the same one here yeah yeah shooting yourself in the dick yeah yeah so um this happened in Florida which as we all know is America's penis yeah and uh this is a man who accidentally shot himself in the [ __ ] so you know if there's a runnerup geek in the week it's got to be this

guy sadly uh Florida is the place for all this kind of [ __ ] yeah well I mean you say that but he's also being charged with the I don't know [ __ ] what does this say charge relating to gun laws okay so basically yeah Slaughter it doesn't say how much of it he shot off too um just did he needed surgery yeah and just that he immediately after doing it by the way he did it by sitting on the gun uh in his car at a a gas station left the gun on the seat what the [ __ ] did he need the gun on the seat for he was driving around holding it looking into this yeah like like you know you throw your phone back in yeah phone I for another couple of minutes yeah he just he pulled up where's B gun y just check me

messages on there all right wouldn't surprise me if they had a gun with [ __ ] SMS on it probably yeah uh and then he runs screaming into the ladi's room uh oh yelling I I assume help I've shot myself in the dick is that because as we've discovered a woman is just a man without a dick so yeah so he knew that they would know what to do because yeah if he ran into the men's they'd be like mate I can't help you I've got a dick okay find a room like this with people without you're man yeah well that's that's awful uh and it's one another reason to add to my list of why I'm not getting a gun M yeah you don't want to shoot yourself in the dick no that's a great

reason might be the best reason if we uh if we you know if we're done talking about this this this [ __ ] I've just noticed the related news under here and I clicked through to um murder accused wants to present penis as evidence uh that his fiance died accidentally so what this man's been charged with murder after his fiance was found uh asphyxiated as a it were right um and his defense is I didn't choke her to death I just have a massive [ __ ] and she choked on that while giving me a [ __ ] um so he has asked the Court's permission to whip out his enormous schlong uh for the judge and jury to uh to have a look at wow and but I guess don't you sort of I don't you sort of you sort of pull out a bit when they start the choke do you do

do you go on go on luk so I'm thinking why would he just when they start to choke all right that's enough I guess yeah look pull out a bit okay now that you're choking I'm going to pull out a bit so that you are choking less let him gasp a little yeah it's it's them trying to gasp for air that kind of you know creates that pressure vacuum you know yeah I'm just thinking like if he noted he would have noticed that that she was choking no as we know it's possible to uh not notice a volcano erupting while you're uh pleasuring yourself yeah I'm just going to leave I'm not going any further on that yeah leaving that one alone praising we have

gay ory news yeah we do so I I put this in here uh it's a bit misleading but uh a Daily Mail article is a bit misleading yeah I'm well aware of where this article came from so the headline is police break up drug fueled gay ory at the Vatican right but what what I guess You' have to realize is number one at the Vatican doesn't imply [ __ ] in the Pope's [ __ ] bedroom right no the Vatican is a very big place yeah correct um although uh it was at the home of uh a ponti council legislative so uh you know a what someone who works for the pope basically a Papal secretary an

employee of Church of God yeah okay I do like how it's got uh the very first image which is captioned Vatican police have broken up a gay ory at the home of the secretary yada yada it's just got a picture of a bunch of people out side waiting for the pop yeah that's the gay look at thisy pictured here in the streets so I'm guessing it must be illegal there or is it the fact that the gay ay weren't invited into the secrity of house they broke in to do it I I'm confused well it was drug Fu was this broken up maybe it was the [Music] drugs I don't know is it illegal to be gay in in in Rome probably well it's not Rome

Vatican City's its own State isn't it oh oh well then it probably is they they don't like that do they well I mean they like it [ __ ] love it Matt they [ __ ] they just don't like anyone do it yeah that's right yeah it's just all behind closed doors it's just not between consenting adults cuz that's disgusting yeah that's weird each L her own I was going to say I've got a segue into uh into a discussion about a TV show that's in here um it's kind of like leads on from from you know something we've talked about before you know going too far with a with oral sex uh because in American Gods I'm sure Dan could probably figure out what I'm talking about oh yeah yeah yeah I know what to talk about um it's and that's the clumsiest segue uh we've

probably ever had on this podcast so I I'm sure we've done look I mean it wasn't great Matt but I certain I certainly wouldn't put it in the pantheon of of bad ones it's very early early in the morning and uh and I'm not doing my best work however you watched American Gods I did watch American Gods now I'm a huge fan of the book and uh I've often I've often cited it as being my favorite novel uh it's it's a real favorite of mine I really liked the series I don't know that entirely did the book Justice in fact I I don't feel it did an enjoyable watch but you expect a series to be made of your favorite book to be your favorite series and this is not my favorite series yeah no I would agree I thought it was it was very good it's uh it's different which I

guess it should be because people you know people often complain when a movie or or something is adapted from from anything else like comic or book or whatever and they complain it's different well it's different Med complain yeah no that's fine that's fine some of the stuff is weird in it m uh I don't know how I feel about the uh the [ __ ] vaping guy awful that's probably my least favorite thing about it yeah there's there's a lot of least favorite things for me a lot of it really works oh yeah and and in some of the creative license have taken with it I I question I like that there's more of uh of his wife because Emily buring is great yeah yeah that's right I mean it it took me by surprise that they were focusing so much

on her right there's a whole new plot basically yeah that's right um but in terms of actually taking up the space of the of the novel I mean there's there's plenty more to go yeah I it didn't actually get as far as I was expecting and and I was surprised like oh that's the end of the season huh all right I I for some reason I just assumed the first season would be the book and then yes that's what I thought too cuz they had talked about continuing it on later cuz Neil giman apparently he he's been involved heavily and he's told them in particular there are certain things that may seem unimportant when you're adapting it uh I will point out that certain things are very important if we're going to continue the story and you need to make sure you include them

which I don't know I don't know what he means by that but that's interesting was like the vagina swallows you no like yeah Neil we're putting that in he's like no swallows you all up just you know that was that particular scene I was very curious to see how they would handle it and I thought they did it really well yeah I agree I was also curious how they were going to do that yeah because it's like I was like I wonder like literally as soon as they announced it I was like wonder how are they going to handle the vagina eating a guy scene did they do it well yeah H tasteful yeah yeah it was it was uh it was really good it it it doesn't look weird or cheesy at all I was like huh all right oh yeah no it's not what I meant Luke e oh Jesus Christ didn't say

anything I haven't seen it yet I think um main har going sit and watch it at some point it's very good yeah it's quite good cuz it's on Amazon isn't it is uh it's on Stars whatever whatever think it's Amazon he yeah I watched it in Italy ah I just watched it on the old had someone ask me what's the best way to get to Italy the states and I I have no idea I still go via the good old pirate ship that used to sell me there yeah yeah cuz that's that's all I that's the only way I know how to get there yeah that's still my Matt's keeping [ __ ] quiet because he's obviously got [ __ ] much better way [ __ ] I know what you use Matt I know you don't because I'm I told you I'm watching on Stars I haven't haven't needed

what I'm talking about I just I don't even need to go to Italy anymore like it's the TV shows are just available to me I got watching Twin Peaks on Showtime On Demand I'm watching American Gods on stars on demand um everything else is on Netflix I zombie season 3 is on Netflix we be luke while you and I are sailing on an old timey sailboat over Matt's going by [ __ ] jumbo jet I'm on the back of a bald eagle now do you just have to buy one subscription to get all of that pretty much uh yeah someone does I don't uh cuz I live in someone else's house right now so it's just available to me yeah you may find that when you get to your own house Matt that that you may have to I'm definitely not going to have uh the number of [ __ ] channels they have in this house because well I subscrib to

three streaming services and I'm still missing out on stuff yeah but Australia is sucked like like that it's like fox tail do you have fox tail God no there's your problem they they why there's nothing on foxtail yeah but they own the light the rights to everything don't they isn't that why you can't have them on anything else and not the the whole problem is is I think it's something where in Australia you have to offer the rights to an Australian company first or Australian I don't know yeah it's all about how people sell rights and stuff I don't care how people sell rights just let me watch stuff I will give you money don't worry me with the details like Buffy Buffy's on Netflix in the states Y in Australia not on anything and everything's on Netflix so

who how do I watch it who do I give money to to watch it happy to give you money I'm happy to watch it but because you don't I have to go elsewhere you I still have all your old DVDs I only got up to season five on D oh really I I gave away a l of my DVDs when we moved yeah I've got I've got a [ __ ] crate full of DVDs if anyone wants them yeah I give which is also thing technically I own the license to watch it true it doesn't work that way yeah not at all unfortunately I have the license to watch that on that Medium that's it mhm let's go on to something more interesting that's just depressing do you want to talk about the number one One Gamer score uh there's a gentleman who he had

an 11year streak as xbox3 gamer score he was the top gamer score and yeah I bet you know who he is your eyes been on him for a long time yes he was just overtaken and it's whether or not it's going to continue that way is yet to be seen well the reason he's he's fallen behind is he got married yeah he went on his honeymoon and uh and lost his mistake yeah see cuz you didn't let that stop you Luke um I have some news for you he's already reclaimed it back oh okay fine well that's kind of taking the wind out of our sales but that said I love the phrasing of this headline too marriage ruins gamer score streak it's like tell me about it I like his response as well when

everyone they asked him about it he said I've been too busy having all the sex fair enough mate yeah that's right knock yourself out and then he came back and took the lead again anyway so he back so currently at the moment he's sitting on 1, 599,000 2,000 in front of the person and what is your score who uh what's my score 49,8 195 H not as impressive as it once was is it well I go to work this is what he does for a living if I could just play games for a living my game what do you mean he does it for a living that's what he does how he streams and people give him money it's not like this that this is his job huh all right

oh he's living the dream then I guess be a job yeah no I know people have ridiculous [ __ ] jobs these days but there you plus that he yeah it's people and people just give him games I have to buy my games yeah speaking of the sale still going on the ultimate Xbox sale you guys bought anything yeah I bought uh I did what I said I was going to do and bought the uh the Bioshock pack oh yeah Bioshock one two and infinite they are great to play through again yeah I'm looking really looking forward to it I've got to finish uh I've got to finish rise of the Tomb Raider before I can get onto it just because I can't just abandon it I'm not even enjoying it anymore I'm just trying

to fly through it so that's that's what and just every time I think I'm getting to the end [ __ ] more [ __ ] to do I did uh thank you for the recommendation Luke I did did purchase uh I purchased the pack which had fora five and Horizons 2 and Horizons is uh is fun yep told you that's the one you wanted yeah yeah it is it's fun driving around Europe doing stuff it's good you could have got three which is having driving around Australia you son of a [ __ ] you didn't tell me that it's it's you you you made the right choice okay good no you're Europe is cool you got the cheaper one and it's still fun like he didn't say you got to play it for you you got to play it for what 2 hours and then not pick it up

again oh yeah it's already it's already on the pile yeah yeah so it's fine the pile is now digital obviously yes cuz it was sort of depressing when I go on to the the ultimate sale and I just see everything's owned yeah yeah I don't have that problem but I do see uh like I've scr through and it's like oh mankind divided oh wait I bought that months ago and I haven't even I haven't even opened it like that game in particular I [ __ ] loved the first one human Revolution like I just I don't know why I haven't played this game I still need to go back and play I just that game destroyed it for me the boss fights just killed me in that game I got very lucky in in that in that I got uh you know that first boss fight with the guy that's just [ __ ]

impossible I man wed a and just him to death yep I got up to him and then I tried over and over over got the shits and never played it again yeah that was that was terrible I don't know why they did they must have they not did they not patch that or do something about it because they that was stupid those boss fights you ever play that game Dan which one uh dayx Human Revolution yeah yeah yeah I I didn't finish it I had little bit of a go at it I don't know why I didn't quite get into it to be honest I think at the time my marriage [Laughter] it but it's a game that did not need boss fights no it just didn't need them at all I don't know why they were there stupid cuz it made no sense like you

could kill everyone in that game with like one shot to the head and then get to a boss fight and then you have to do stupid [ __ ] to try and kill them well the boss fights were done by a different company which yeah but still you why would you you still had to give them out to the company and go make us boss fights true I've been playing um some more of prey which is very good it's uh it it's I I'm I'm just kind of keep coming back to it like uh I'm not going to play it for long periods of time it's actually quite um it's very intense and I find it like I'll play a little bit of it and then switch to something else uh but actually I brought that as well I've

played I woke up I got dressed I walked out to the helicopter jumped into the blades died and then I turned it off all right there was an achievement for it oh was there [ __ ] I didn't do that I I just you know played the game like a normal person got into the and then continued playing it was I needed to get an achievement for the day and so I just got that one quickly okay but yeah pre is really good actually and and Dan you might it might may interest you because it's uh it's like a a mystery on a a mystery in the future that's all I'll say oh okay it's like I want a mystery now it's a little bit like Bioshock mixed with uh like a role playing game because you've got um you know you have an inventory and you have puzzles to solve and you can craft

items uh and there are [ __ ] terrifying scary aliens that will just murder you and you have to kind of be a bit smart about things it's good right okay do you've played as a Native American again um no most of the characters are sort of uh I guess Asian it's Set uh in the far future I think the original pre you played as a Native American yeah I think that's true I don't know how related it is I think it is very much how we have this name let's just use it again right yeah well I definitely the family uh that owns the company I think is like an Asian family so I think they're all like uh possibly related or whatever but yeah I don't think they're Native

Americans I think they're like maybe Chinese or something okay yeah cuz I I need to sit down and play this I want to finish this I want to finish Doom need to have a weekend or a week where I just play all my backlog of games did you finish Watch Dogs to yes did you uh jump in and play it on the 4th of July by chance no I did not should I have no you should apparently not because apparently there was a bug where uh for the 4th of July they uh they inserted a bunch of fireworks into the game which is cool except there was a bug where no matter where you were in the in the world the fireworks are always right in your face the uh the the sound of the fireworks was just always constant and uh and apparently in surround sound it

was even worse cuz it was just like a you were just constantly surrounded by fireworks no matter where you were and uh basically the game was unplayable for a period of time I mean I didn't play the second one I played the first one and it ALS was basically unplayable for a completely different reason yeah the first one was just a terrible game the second one is better I tried to like the first one so much I actually really enjoyed it for a bit and then I got to a point where I was like I'm just going to be doing the same [ __ ] forever yeah the first one was just the second you worked out the formula of the missions it was just so easy and just not fun yeah yeah I feel like the second one there was a bit more to it there was

it was a little bit more interesting okay I would like to play it I'm probably not going to play it play it yeah I'm probably not going to I just would like to oh yeah I play it and finish it well if that's the case I I would like to [Laughter] to and there's an article here about one of my favorite games one of my favorite 3DS games oh um Ace atorney cuz you've probably only played the ones that are in English right of course don't assume don't assume it is difficult to uh to tell when someone's lying in a language I don't speak so no guess they wink and they've got their fingers crossed behind their back yeah true not all copies of the game are actually released in English yeah that's true there are copies that are still

just in Japanese [ __ ] loads of them like way more G way more installments in the game series that we don't get yep so a couple of YouTubers sat down and actually started playing through the game and using the YouTube feature for subtitling so subtitling the game so everyone could play along and watch it right until Capcom came along and went nope dmca take that [ __ ] down but it's sort of bit confusing why they would do it CU these guys spent like eight months doing it Jesus well I mean it's tough because you you have to defend your your you know but yeah this is just lose copyright

any sort of YouTube channel out there that does gaming and Twitch streaming all that this is the same as all of that but the only difference here is they were just translating it so a wider audience could enjoy it yeah yeah it seems like something that they would want to maybe let fly but I would think they just wanted to control it themselves you know they were going to releas when they were ready maybe they are maybe that's why it could be a case of they normally don't there's a lot of games they haven't so there a lot of cases where if you leave the music on in the game it gets flagged because it a aut detects copyright music and all that kind of stuff it could be something like that or but no this is a definite Capcom actually went after them actually you

know what it is I I I guarantee it we're giving way too much thought and way too much credit to anyone the legal department saw that there was a misuse of their property and they put the Kos on it I bet creatives at kept home don't even know about this yeah you're probably right yeah good point well that's a shame yeah so yeah you can't catch up on all the things you've missed sorry Matt that's all I really want to watch the movie because it looks [ __ ] ridiculous wait there's a movie yeah there's a movie of of uh of Phoenix Right AC turny and and it follows the same premise of the um of the games which I'm sure we've talked about before but it's I'm I hopefully I never get arrested in Japan because apparently you

are you're basically just guilty unless unless you can prove you're not somehow not only that you've got to prove that someone else did it because because otherwise the judge is going to say well I mean it doesn't seem like you're guilty but I don't see anyone else here who was so someone's got to go to jail when I went to Japan I went to this U some Sega I don't know it sort of it was really awesome had all these games there but I did this um Ace Attorney thing where you go around you click Clues and stuff all Japanese I had no idea what I was doing did you solve the case I don't know I really don't know had people come up to me and they talk to me in Japanese and I'd smile back at them give him a thumbs up in Japan means [ __ ]

you oh P go yeah I'm not good for learning um other cultures get out anything really gu I I don't think I'm disrespectful I don't think you the whole thing about disrespect right it's it's not what you think that counts it's what they think cuz as we know you think black black face is acceptable in the right circumstances yes like much like Sean connory would had Warren [ __ ] I mean sometimes they want the last word and you give them the last word and they want more to leave it they want to create a situation A traumatic a provocative situation that's the one yeah I hate it when you're in black face and black people are just coming up to you trying to create a provocative

situation well to be fair we're attributing Sean Conor's words to a different situation he didn't say that kind of just invented that [ __ ] a lot of raining on my parade happening tonight Matt oh unlikely for you you know I'm Sor you remember the Sega CD yes that came out very briefly and and I don't know anyone who got one remember how there was a game that had out Night Trap yes yes that's been re-released o for what the for the Xbox one oh it's about um it's basically um oh what's the

movie da movie it's it's basically there's there's vampires in a house and there's hot chicks and and nerds are watching them yeah it's it's kind of it's kind of sort of where I stole the idea for the night Watchman from I'll be totally honest yeah it it was yeah cuz yeah it's pretty much exactly the same man it's taken me this long to get called on that too wow it's good I finally got you on it yeah I've been waiting since 2001 when I made that movie that someone's going to be like isn't this like the old Sega Game Night Trap except with instead of vampires well luckily for you no one played this game or watched my movie I think the reason why you got away with it it's because it wasn't released in Australia

at all yeah yeah actually you're right I never actually played this I just read about it in Sega magazine yeah this game was actually banned in Australia yeah I mean it yeah you can kind of see why yeah I no yeah this looks great I guess any nudity in this game no there not nudity uh but just like hot chicks in um kind of rendered video sequences yeah but yeah it's so but that was back in the time when um yeah even that was too much for Australian audiences oh it still probably would be mate well I don't I'm interested to see if it gets released this time around I'm also if not I just have to

use my American account and I'll get it yeah wait it's on PS4 isn't it um it's also coming to Xbox One oh okay cool picking of coming to yes you guys know coming to my Xbox you guys know that thimble weed Park is coming to the switch oh I didn't know that yeah that's pretty cool I don't have a switch uh probably not going to buy one no yeah I'm I have a switch I'm not going to buy it for the switch cuz I already have it on Xbox and because of that on the PC have you played it um yes I've played a little bit of it I want to go back and like really finish it like really get into it but yeah it's worth it it's really fun it's really fun no I was really enjoying it but it is a game that you need to I don't know I think you need to commit time to it yeah yeah

yeah I played nothing else while I was playing that very good I will be I'm probably going to sit down and play it finish it one night this week and that'll get me up to 410,000 amazing it is isn't it all those points that mean nothing well if you want to mean something to USS you should head over to multiple nasm.com merch check out some we got our our t-shirts with our little faces and logo on it and we've also got a curated collection of other t-shirts that we think are cool from independent designers at tuu multipl nerdgasm tocom merch if you purchased just by going to that link uh they'll support the show or if you want to support us more directly you can head to patreon.com multip nerdgasm and backers for as little as $1 an episode

and uh that'll that'll get you a a thank you on the show and then it goes up from there you can get all sorts of cool rewards I like rewards you do you like rewards and you like achievements mhm now what I need to know is do you like Star Wars or Trek better and I think I know the answer whoa whoa whoa who careful guys guys guys guys guys I I don't think we should get into this I mean I think it's pretty really violent I think amongst us it probably it' probably be fine but uh I don't know if one of you say Star Trek was better than Star Wars I'd [ __ ] thow down I don't think one of us would say that that's what that's what I mean yeah well you wouldn't be alone apparently in uh in becoming

incensed now I've grown up I can respect people's respect people liking Star Trek respect people's opinions of things yes when I was younger no yeah well uh apparently there are two people who can't in Oklahoma Oklahoma City and they were having a discussion over whether Star Wars or Star Trek was better not they wer the article's not specific about you know the series or just the movie or I assuming they just mean in general the franchise and the violent the sorry the argument became violent with the two men uh physically assaulting each other um one of them choking the other uh one of them grabbing a pocket knife to defend stabbing the guy and cutting

himself um and then uh then the police were called yeah yes they were and sadly they didn't uh they didn't manage to determine which one was better Star Trek or Star Wars no but it also doesn't say in the article unless you have found this m and I've read a couple of Articles now which one of them was on which side no itn't there's an aggravator here right one one of the two got angry uh and got violent the other one ran into the bedroom to try to get away the first guy followed him in there held him down and started choking him and then he pulled a knife on the other guy to get away so want to know the guy that was like no [ __ ] you you're getting choked to death for this like was he arguing for Star Wars or

star track there is an there's an update on the article here which I think we can help deduce the answer because it says AR Technica spoke to Burke right and then it says a few things and then Burke says he was saying Spock was the [ __ ] and I was saying Yoda was the [ __ ] so I think we can assume Burke is a Star Wars guy and it's uh the other guy white who uh who's into Star Trek who the one that chased and choked Burke told his neighbor that he was just a trick which is a like a way of saying that he's like a female prostitute I think I think that's no a trick is just the ACT isn't it well looking on uh this got a link through the Urban Dictionary it says a broad term for the describing women who are either teasers hoes or one

of the above pretending to be the other calling a woman a trick imag a Teese trying to be a hoe I mean come on come on no because prostitutes go out and they perform tricks yes that's true so I but I think the uh the urban community have adapted that word and it's just now a slang insult that they call one another yeah well the Urban Dictionary Community are idiots well it seems like uh Bur told his neighbor that he was a trick for thinking that Star Trek was better and that's how it all started and I will point out as well uh when I say neighbor um it does say that these gentlemen live uh in sort of like a homeless Community it's a Transitional Living Program at an emergency shelter for homeless young men and they were arrested for possession of

marijuana as well which is weird cuz marijana doesn't usually make you violent as far as I know so what we need to take away from this is stay stay away from Star Trek fans yeah cuz they're wrong about things do anyway so listeners what's better Star Wars or Star Trek podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom or you can hit us up on Twitter Facebook Instagram which one's better what's your vote and why is it Star Wars and remember there is a right and wrong answer that's right and uh speaking of Star Wars I saw this is a little article that I thought was very amusing uh developer of uh like an online yachi game yes saw that this yeah the

developer of of an online yachi game uh had someone point out that Mark Hamill plays the game yeah because he he tweeted that he had uh achieved a a high score yes and uh and he the developer noticed uh what Avatar Mar H was using because the game's Anonymous MH uh put together a little Easter egg for the person using that combination of features which is a little creepy because it's kind of like he thought he was Anonymous on there and turns out he's not um yeah but he did post to social media picture of it yeah that's true so uh was was able to determine which player was Mark Hill based on the the Avatar that he' constructed for himself and then gave him a little Easter egg where he he his opponent was Darth

Vader and and and and the name of the Avatar was Dad yes and and that's pretty cute yeah it's nice and then waited to see if it worked and then uh Mark Hill tweeted and uh and said went to play yti this morning and this happened with a screenshot of him having to play against his father # still dueling dad Vader y that's really cool not only that once he beat the Darth Vader dad uh a word balloon popped up with the fourth is strong with you I do have one thing though so yach's his go-to game it seems like look he's he's not a nerd everyone wants him to be it's l he's even playing on his phone he's playing on a computer yeah oh yeah

he's a an old man I'm going to be honest I don't know anything about yachi I know that my grandmother used to play it when I was very young and I think I used to play it with her but I I don't remember the game at all other than it has dice the popomatic bubble no that's trouble no that's trouble oh I remember thinking that was cool I'll give you double trouble yeah remember those I want to get the Star Wars trouble might buy that now can I find it eBay a bit of followup St Wars I've ordered secret Hitler from uh from the oh you did the weite so okay well I'm playing that next time I come over yep absolutely um quick or you can play if

you come over here as well good point you probably got put on a watch list anyone with a German background names Google secret Hitler I'm screwed I can't justify $405 for Star Wars trouble no that's um quick quick news uh there was a little teaser trailer put online um it said this means something uh people were trying to figure out whether it was close encounters related uh because you know it pretty much said it was yeah pretty pretty obvious um and they weren't sure whether it was for a sequel or a remake or whatever it turns out it's for a theatrical re-release for the 40th anniversary of Clos en counters of the third time happening uh September 1st this year uh

it's a new 4k theatrical release and uh I'm going to try and see it because I [ __ ] love that movie they better not have [ __ ] added [ __ ] to it that's all I'm going to say yeah good point but this is something I actually wish I would do a little bit more of like fixing up and re-releasing movies just fix up and just re-release it so we can all go see it in the movies right well this will be this will be good because uh I Jenna has never seen this uh but we went to to Devil's Peak oh it's a terrible movie no it's not what's wrong with you where's my pocket knif terrible mood what are you talking about Close Encounters that's boring justify your opinion it's not [ __ ] fastpac and [ __ ] I'll give you that I'm making a mountain out of mashed potato wow that's

all you remember about it that's all there is two hours of hours Richard yeah two hours of Richard dve you were to say Richard PRI weren't you you were about to say Richard PRI and that was going to change the whole [ __ ] movie can I just say though on a serious note I [ __ ] love Richard draus as an actor and I miss him being in films yeah he has a crippling depression doesn't he yeah he does yeah he does hilarious poor guy well fine but I really like this film so I'm going to go see it you do that look I'll be honest I've started to hate the cinema as I got older and uh if uh if I could watch new movies at home on the day they'd come out I'd pay twice the ticket price for that privilege so I'm probably not going to go and see this fair enough I man if there was an

Alamo Draft House uh nearby I would definitely sure there go seat in 4D you just hit them get hit by mashed potato from all sides it's just they serve you mashed potato then you can sit there for 2 hours like like a bob Ross show but it's like Richard D all right we'll just put a little bit more mashed potato on the top and uh me I think this means something this is important do I need to Google who Bob Ross is oh he's that painter guy with the curly hair who teaches you how to paint it's on Netflix now here oh okay all right you're not familiar Bob Ross I think I've seen this guy on a meme yeah all right I hadn't seen the show until I got here now you're addicted Lear him from like people making fun of him in

shows yeah all right well we've got one last news article here that amused me and it's about uh a New Zealander traveling to Kazakhstan MH who was denied entry after she failed to produce an Australian passport because as we all know New Zealand is a state of Australia and clearly her her passport was faked yeah I mean you can't you can't have like a New South Wales passport anymore than you can have at [ __ ] New Zealand right that's right clearly a forgery so they sent her back to uh to oh no to China they sent her back to China yeah I think she was coming she was coming from China she' been in China traveling uh and they were like no we don't really know much about this but we're pretty sure New Zealand is in Australia and then they took her into an interrogation

room and they had a big map of the- wall pinned up which did not include New Zealand and they were like point to it but that's odd why did a map of the world not include New Zealand I mean and that's I mean look that does that no whoa whoa whoa whoa how okay hold on on back before they invented New Zealand New Zealand discovered I I want to find out exactly how old this map would have to be it would have to be before the year 1642 okay y so I'm just putting that out there Matt but it does explain it does explain why these people had never heard of New Zealand if if their one map doesn't have it on it yeah well they'd heard of it they just didn't know the facts about it yeah but what do it is she really the first person to go there from New Zealand

probably I guess probably the first person from Australia as well to go there well uh it says here Kazakhstan is changing very fast there's a huge amount of potential over there however it's corrupt and there are problems uh there's a lot of good people there too though it's a beautiful country in it's just really unfortunate that they um they have a world map that doesn't have New Zealand on it and a spokesman from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and trade told the herald it was aware of the case and a consular official has been in touch with the family in New Zealand the case has been resolved did they buy a new map hopefully I'm gonna donate them a map I'm gonna I'm gonna buy one I donate it and I'm gonna rub I'm gonna rub New Zealand off

it you guys were Justified they put her in an empty room with just a bed in it and didn't give her any food or water but in the middle of the night the guards felt sorry for her so one of the immigration police uh snuck her in a half drunk bottle of seven up and then they poured it into two glasses and one of them drank it to show that it was wasn't poisoned [ __ ] hell she was locked up for a day and a half I know she says plane clothes police got involved immigration police got involved airport officials got involved at that stage it was too late to bribe my way out which apparently is what I was supposed to do from the beginning [ __ ] hell okay um I'm not going to kakan sorry where no

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