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so I've lost my sleep phone sleep phone your your sleep phone my sleep phone is this like how you've got an Xbox in every room of your house you've also got a different phone for different rooms different times of the day is this is that the phone you're using your dreams no it's the phone I used to put myself to sleep are you talking about just so boring you call Jin the phone welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy is this because Hannah doesn't let you have a a phone or any device with a light on it in bedroom yeah yeah I'm not

allowed to have a television or anything and I always used to sleep fall asleep watching television right well I found a work around to it is now I listen to television MH I use my phone and I'll play television shows on that and I'll sleep fall asleep Le but I can't find it have you looked under your pillow yes looked down down behind the bed no that's where I'm going to look tomorrow yeah it's probably there tomorrow behind the bed yeah just call the search off for today go to sleep tonight without it and then tomorrow have a little like I just imagine Luke lifting up the pillow not there and then just looking towards the the back of the bed and then being like not today not today it's tomorrow Luke's problem yeah it could be inside you if it's uh

it's night time it creep inside the sheets there and you know so you might want to check there as well I might have to what kind of phone do you use as your bed phone and is why is it a different phone well because I want I've got a new pixel to and I want that just to be a phone I use and the battery will last longer if I don't use it 24 hours a day okay I've got my my old LG G5 is my sleep phone now is that true I thought you using like leaving them on the charger is bad for them you supposed to be cycling them yeah but that's why I would sleep with it plugged into the charger oh okay I don't really have any further questions you're H I was at the cinema today and there were several ads for uh for mobile phones and is it just

me or does does every time a new iPhone comes out everyone else scrambles to just do either what the iPhone is now doing or one better than the iPhone you know the iPhone's got that full screen now with no little home button well there's some other phone that's now going no [ __ ] home button it's like yeah dead [ __ ] iPhone's done that and then you know how iPhone now have two lenses on the camera now there's one with three lenses um I iPhone are normally actually a few steps behind yeah but that's what I mean like they don't necessarily do things first they just do it better and more publicly and then everyone else has to just scramble to to everyone I'm going to say they do it more publicly I don't necessarily think they do it better do you don't even have an

iPhone no cuz they're terrible even if he did he probably wouldn't use it because when Luke reviews a product he just reviews it on the surface you know I'm not putting my dick in that thing look I've stopped asking you to put your dick in it I just want anything to go in finger it for God's sake no you want at least finger it for me all right hold on if you got it is it there with you now is kamora there with you it's there with me now kamora's right here with me all right now for listeners who are new kamora is a flashlight no new listeners Bas based on Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy that Lucas purchased exactly on Zoe sardina's vagina sardinas right what how do you

say I don't know how you [ __ ] say I think it's Sana but I mean Dina is probably fine less less of a liable if I've said the wrong name too that's right there you go what you're fingering it right now check your Snapchat oh okay yeah listeners check your Snapchat all right everyone we're checking our Snapchat got a bunch of Snapchats oh you sent it to the so Dave's involved don't call it that that's probably that's probably the one to send it to don't don't call that oh I must admit I'm enjoying watching this not very snug though is it that's just the my finger yeah but even when your finger a vagina it still like collapses around you he had to get the uh the large one why is this looping

Snapchats don't normally Loop this is just continuous yeah there's a setting you can switch them to loop I didn't know that was a thing but well you've done it and it's mag yeah Le away you watch as many times as you like why can't I call it that so much I love about this oh you can call it that but just let's not call it that on the podcast oh Fair Point yeah that's all we lost all our Indian listeners last week Matt we don't want to lose all our I know listeners this week we lost both of the Indian listeners we'll lose them when time finally catches up with them I know I had to tell Sanji he couldn't be on the show anymore he was devastated man Luke I said Luke doesn't your name mate sorry yeah that's right in the same episode we announced

that we were standing by Jeffrey Jones but they were absolutely outing San McCurry so we have some followup about Stanley which again be careful we've got a lot of stanle news do we have a Stanley news jingle I don't think we do okay I think we I think it should be staggerly by Nick Cave but with stand well he wheeled through the con and was pushed with a th lock walked a man with a stolen bucket of his blood [Music] stle he said use your blood and S this [ __ ] comic Stan St said it's elder abuse I created Spiderman [Music] stany Stan said well youngsters it's plain to see you're taking advantage of

the legend standy Mr [Music] standy that's my new favorite no no pressure um well you look you've done a Nick Cave one before and uh yeah I must say I'm a fan I'm a fan I'm a fan of Nick Cave and I'm also a fan of you and personating Nick Cave so double whammy wonderful I'm never heard you use the word wonderful before in any context no it's good I like it just unexpected so young Stanley we've talked about before he's had some had some issues lately and it seems they just continuing um he has had his Facebook account uh stolen hijacked now I have to I have to ask is what's been happening

on his Facebook I don't know I didn't I didn't see it uh it has been corrected now like I mean he's got it back uh but someone hijacked it and was impersonating him so I don't know if they were impersonating pardon me if they were impersonating him in a convincing Manner and or maybe he just doesn't remember certain posts and so he thought I think I think maybe he's just I mean this man's getting pretty old you know he's 95 uh maybe he just made a Facebook for his real name Stanley Liber and he's just uh he's just confused now why there's why there's go out on a limb and say he's not actually posting on Twitter or Facebook and it's someone doing it for him yeah well because he well that's probably why he thinks it was

hacked he posted on Twitter and said help someone hijacked my Facebook and Instagram I want everyone to know whoever's writing them is a fraud and is impersonating me how can I get them back can you guys help and then later on the same day like 4 hours later he said from now on I will depend on you my dear fans to protect and defend me I love you guys and I'm so happy to have control of my Twitter account back but he never lost on the first time yeah and and also how did the people on Twitter what's a Facebook how did the people on Twitter help him get his Facebook back I don't I just don't understand and then he posted a video that was it's just a video of him saying hi thanks I learned how to read replies on Twitter and it's fun

like I'm going to keep doing it I just don't understand what's going on with Stanley can we just wheel him into a corner now just put a little blanket over him I thought you said will him like wish hard enough he'll just go away everyone just wishes him into a corner yeah um so my dad is is not as old as Stanley but he's you know he's a he's a gentleman in the in the second half of his life shall we say sure and he in the last month or so has gotten himself a Facebook account right um couple of things have kind out of this number one all of that [ __ ] that we've talked about before about Shadow profiles it [ __ ] exists because my dad joins Facebook and suddenly he's got this whole you can scroll back you can scroll back at anytime he's been

mentioned before that's all now on his page photos he's been in automatically there that's terrify that makes easy for it it certainly does and and he needs that because the opposite of most internet people know oh that's nice yeah you know what just read all our data and just [ __ ] give everybody access to it so that our lives can be tailored around the Mark if Mark Zuckerberg ever heard this show and then he heard Luke's reaction he'd be like see [ __ ] man at least somebody gets it that's what the every man on the street wants yeah like Luke alerson you are the voice of the people but the other thing is that my dad takes Facebook way too seriously now um he posted a picture so my my sister and her daughters went up to visit him today and he posted a picture of them

all together and liked it right so he instant messaged her with this long email about hi I noticed you put a thumbs up on my picture etc etc oh God okay yeah well I hate Facebook but Stan I feel you I can't wait to get rid of Facebook I want to get rid of it now I so want don't use it get rid of it you don't use it I'm waiting to get my invite to our school reunion yeah yeah I think everyone's just assuming somebody else is going to do that invite I thought you were going to say you waiting for ver to take off yeah or you're invite to Vero yeah ver has gone nowhere guys delet me against my better judgment well [ __ ] it I'm not deleting it now deleting it right [ __ ] now only downloaded because of you I only started a profile because of you and now I feel you you've

bailed on it I thought it was going to take off and then it's just gone nowhere well it usually has his finger on the pulse of these things oh I do not I still think go plus is going to make a comeback [ __ ] Google Plus Google Minus zing and that's my review that's uh well that's our followup for this week Stan Lee is old still turns out yeah he's still old how old do we re he'll get he's not he's G not going to he's not going to make it to the big triple digits is he no he's talking I've got him in the next year to two years sorry you got him yeah like he's he's Consulting at some kind of list that he's got there put him down for uh are you de Luke oh that would explain a

lot my thinks Luke's already dead so there's that that's true yeah that's a great story well hello do you think he's going to last oh not very long I just I just don't you're just a little bit more specific than the of like he probably won't make it to 100 and you go I've got him down for 2 years it's just so specific consult my notes I really do wish they would just stop willing him out into conventions and stuff just let him enjoy his life at home maybe he's enjoying it maybe he likes doing all that he must he doesn't need to do it does he he's got money you would think I I don't know well I mean it depends you listen to Stanley every other week he's been robbed and if you listen to Alternative week he hasn't been robbed

and and somebody's lying about him being robbed now now they're taking over his Facebook or Twitter we don't know which yeah yeah it does seem like a lot of drama but then that's his life is he he's like a celebrity celebity lives are [ __ ] weird like I guess you can't really even consider them like I mean Stan really wanted to be famous you know what I mean I mean I mean he elbowed a lot of really talented hardworking people out of his way so that his name is the only one up there you know what I mean yeah but like you know when celebrities have issues like and then it goes on social media it's not the same as if if someone else does like I think their drama can get Point way out of prop way out of proportion can I just say if I ever wanted to be famous in the

past I no longer want to be like I wouldn't want to be famous in this world I would be I want to be famous I'd be the [ __ ] worst I would be the worst celebrity famous in the 80s that's fine people just like bring me cocaine and I live in Trump Tower but famous now no way no way because I would be come you can I'd be like the guy come up to the onto the street and ask me for a photo I'll give you a hug and take the photo now we've talked about this before I've said I I would be the person who gets is's in the [ __ ] news all time for yelling at fans cuz I'd be like just [ __ ] leave me alone you want to hear something funny Matt so I'm talking I'm talking to a friend of mine uh who's over here I don't know whether I should

say the name or not so I won't but I'll tell you off there but um sure uh he didn't know that I was part of this podcast right and he himself has started up a podcast this is all very vague sorry listeners anyway I said oh yeah I do a podcast too he said what's your podcast I said multiple nerdgasm he he goes oh [ __ ] I know multiple gasm that's oh I know who it is I know who it is that's Matt ham yeah I said yeah it is Matt ham how do you know that and he's like oh I just know Matt from the comedy circuit I'm like [ __ ] okay all right Matt's famous now well no I know he talking about I I'm pretty sure I know and then sorry list this is getting even worse now cuz I'm like I know you mean Dan yeah yeah I don't even know what's happening now well that's all right Luke he didn't

he didn't name check you he just [ __ ] name checked Matt he didn't even know I was on podcast yeah yeah we did we did before we left the [ __ ] country things were going quite well yeah yeah you know what speaking of leaving the country and obviously Luke left first CU he he moved to CRA before any of his house moved away and then you know that broke up the band so Luke's essentially the Yoko of uh of multiple nerdgasm because Luke moved to uh CRA and then Dave moved to [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know where Dave lives now I'd just like to say no I was the one that started us doing this podcast well that may be true too but anyway then I moved to Singapore and and Matt you moved to America MH and

there's some big movies coming up this year and you know there was just the Avengers there Deadpool was out this week Solo's out next week and we're going to talk about all these movies but it occurred to me remember what we used to do before we talk about movies on this podcast we'd go and see them together yeah that's right right wasn't that fun y remember when we went to the IMAX to see Batman about to say Batman Returns what's the second Batman movie called The Dark Knight Knight Rises wasn't it no The Dark Knight both we've seen both of them yeah ding ding banana banana ding-ding banana banana I've seen ding-ding banana banana live listeners if you don't know what ding-ding banana banana is go to our YouTube channel and watch the trailer for The Dark Knight

Rises un uncut yeah uncircumcised we have uh well candidate for Geek of the week it's really it's up to Luke to uh to approve yeah that's right so for any new listeners geek of the week is a segment that we originally started just to to honor kind of good Geeks you know people that did really geeky stuff uh got them in the news uh but somehow it has just become Geeks who have died or people important to Geeks who have died yeah just or just people we like yeah anyone who's died um yeah but then beyond that it's evolved even more recently into um geek of the week being a celebrity who's died providing Luke thinks they're enough of a celebrity to and B we yes lot of bad

person y well I have the final say man I don't know if this one's going to make it in or not you know so we'll see Matt do you want to let us know who's uh who's died of AIDS this week [Music] well sadly uh it's Margo ker who if you don't know that name which you may not uh you do know who it is uh it's the original lowest lane from the chistopher Reeves Superman movies not exactly the original that's probably 40 years after the original but let's let's say one of the older ones now fair enough but uh yeah she has she has died probably the most memorable yeah I think you think yeah fair enough well I tell you I definitely don't think of [ __ ] Amy

Adams no no but yes she has died uh peacefully in her sleep which is nice peacefully in her suicide I don't think she committed suicide did she yeah she killed herself [ __ ] killed herself man are you sure yeah Matt did somebody just try to cushion the blow for you peacefully in her sleep Matt she's not dead she just went to live on a upate where she can run around and be free and Chase the rabbits I go kid a cause of death fine this will have some bearing onever I give her geek at a week fine apparently this article says unknown uh however she was fine so let's uh okay how can she be fine she's dead no no no she was fine like physically uh and then suddenly she was dead so yeah she was fine physically suffers deep

mental trauma yes she was bipolar and depressed apparently all right fine so perhaps yes perhaps she did commit suicide does that what does that uh what does that do for your your decision here Luke yeah does that mean she's more likely or less likely to beable aable aable less likely less likely because Luke much like the good Lord sees suicide as a as a very grave sin yeah that's right he's like she'll be buried face down she will not be geek of the week that's right yeah I just don't feel I can reward someone you shall not enter [ __ ] Heaven reward someone cuz this is what she was hoping for she's like if I just if I can just be geek of the week that'll top off my

career yeah she's like you know what the only reward that I've yet to have is to be honored as geek of the week and there's only one way to have that honor bestowed on the Australian and matam known from the comedy circuit yeah cuz yeah if if it wasn't for the suicide she probably would have gotten it you blew it Margo you blew it yeah wow this is not happening is that what you're telling me it's not happening no I can't allow it damn so I can't even play the jingle no no I'm sorry she will be missed and everything but well you miss it will you I want Luke to give the eulogy look I mean she'll be missing everything look

I'm sorry guys but uh no she's going to help I just don't want to reward this kind of behavior we give it to her and then the next thing you know they're all dropping like flies yeah he's got us there Matt can I give her fish of the week just because that's a jingle that we have we don't use often we do have fish of the week there stand you're a fish of the week here we go fish that's not even the full jingle fish that's the fish that I recorded to go over the geek in the geek of the week jingle I think they listen yeah and then it just went off the week reminds me the time that I recorded the word vagina to go over uh dick news as Vagina news and accidentally left it playing on luk my office I noticed we've

gone back to calling a dick news it's supposed to be genital news cuz we were trying to be inclusive but we've yeah that's true but let's be honest all the crazy [ __ ] out there about genitals it's all dicks ladies aren't doing weird stuff with their vaginas no if you nor you hear stories about some guy getting his dick out yeah you don't hear many stories about people getting their vagina out no sometimes but not as oftenly all right so m m k sorry you're uh you're not making it NOP no you got to be kidding me so Matt can I give you a little bit of uh see I uh I often wonder when I see these

things um oh I mean just the video pisses me off like it's a bird whatever they saw it's a bird or something similar like just stop it it's not a dragon there's no dragon dragons AR real sorry guys we uh we did the Mothman Prophecies on uh on necronom and uh this this reminded me a lot of that where people like well it was too big to be uh to be a bird like well you [ __ ] eyes are playing tricks on your mate well maybe you were just out really close to it yeah exactly just stop it it's not a dragon but look if you want me to drive all the way to Iowa uh I'll do it yeah okay great yeah if you wouldn't mind all right all right all right I'll report back in time for next week yeah absolutely yep I'll report back bump in uh go say hi to Dave Capers he lives in Iowa oh yeah but don't walk

onto his property he will shoot you that's true yeah I think Middle America got to got to watch out for that in general think just America don't you god-given right Midwest I think Iowa is considered Midwest which I don't know why because it's not really in the middle and it's definitely not on the west it's on the east yeah but the Midwest is not in the middle or the West it's I don't understand it I don't understand yeah I think America used to be a much smaller place when they named everything than it is now sure Texas was called Mexico for starters Texico that's where the oil company name comes from I bet you've just blown the lid on that

yeah this coin this New Zealand Space Invaders coin is this real yeah yeah yeah this is New Zealand mint.com and uh they're minting a coin for the 40th anniversary of Space Invaders and I want it because yeah I kind of want itan you could easily get one of these Luke cuz it's just across the water in fact I'd say it's probably closer to CRA than Iowa is to Matt I think it is um it's actually not a bad deal I don't think it's $85 us mhm for a $1 coin is it an $85 coin oh it's $2 um well how much does silver go for what's a $2 coin uh if you look at the the back of the coin so um presumably it's made out of 1 oun of silver like if coins because

isn't the whole point of coins that their their value is may not be the case anymore but originally the value was the value of the the mineral right um I think you're thinking of Roman times and I don't think that's necessarily the case now no no I'm pretty sure that's not true no I think it is this would yeah and then that's why if you cut a coin in half it's worth half so if you would have cut this in half you've got a dollar that is also not true no what you talking about you can't spend you can't spend half a dollar literally half a dollar coin on something that cost 50 cents is Dan it's half a dollar 50 cents is like three times the size of the dollar coin I think you will find that with this coin made of cheap look like a $2 coin it's but this $2 coin is made of

silver yep $2 worth worth actual value yeah let's see I mean they are well they are I could if I was going shopping with it and I paid it gave it to someone they could only they could go I'm going to give you $2 worth of product for that he's right could possibly be worth more could it the metal in the coin couldn't possibly be worth more than the value of the coin or that would be ridiculous that would yeah that's bad business but it could be right newand is running a massive deficit no but here's the thing coins aren't minted by the government they're leased from the government right so if I they're private Enterprises if I was a business I'd make the dollar coin cost

me about 10 cents to make I wouldn't make the dollar coin cost $1 or where am I getting my profit from coins stopped being what they were being made of expensive minerals a long time ago mine burst my bubble think this is me to be one of those collector things that's still worth money it's very cool it's like one of those hologram ones where when you move it it it moves that's [ __ ] cool man like I legitimately want one I I don't know that I want to pay $85 for one though no no cuz I just looked up how much um silver is yeah Silver's about $20 an ounce well how does how much does this coin weigh what's the point we're try oh okay okay well then it's almost value so don't spend it then yeah it's it's about $60 over Market value but then if you also

throw in the fact it's an awesome coin did you say $70 or $17 85 no for the value of the silver about 20 about 20 okay I just okay I all kinds of misheard that well comes in an awesome case as well is the case shaped like a archade machine yes it is then I definitely want one yeah wonder if we could get multiple ner more oh that'd be cool Luke's been trying to get multiple ner gasm condoms printed for a long time I'll do that I will every time we talk about how to raise money that comes up mhm obsessed by the way I got my hat in the mail thank you for that Matt no problemo now I'm walking around and uh getting asked what's multiple nerdgasm perect and I tell them it's a podcast and then they say what's a

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Microsoft [ __ ] whatever podcasts are on on Microsoft Luke no idea is Microsoft even still a thing yes sorry I'm looking at condoms what's happening what what look up what do you listen to podcast on on a Microsoft device I I don't I listen on my um L doesn't L to podcasts all right look if youve got a Microsoft device I'm sorry I guess you can't listen to our show or any other show I can't remember long time ago that's not true we had someone uh write in once and say that they weren't we weren't on the Microsoft one and I got us on there I just don't remember what it's called I actually I had to email them and say hey we're a show can we be on now most people just go on to apps and then apps find them from there yep

overcast I think that's how a good one we're on there oh Spotify now uh podcasts are on there are we and well I submitted I don't know where we are let me check find out if we're on Spotify no we're not this was the worst plug for us that we've ever done I'll get on there I'll get it sorted out we'll be on there but just but but go to multip nasm.com you'll find us yeah you'll find us and you'll probably already know where to find us because you're listening to the podcast right now well maybe they might have just stumbled upon it in uh in you know while searching iTunes or something so perhaps what color condoms would we go with uh the multiorgasm brand blue the yeah I would I would assume blue I like green but okay blue you won't even [ __ ]

a green pocket I was going to say he just wants a green dick to go with his green vagina when we when we put the quotes back in the opening there's going to be so many good ones to choose from I know you just want a green dick to go with your green vagina so we've all been playing a game together yeah we have we have I've actually been online with Dan yeah and I've been on so it's almost like we've all played together but you were online with me for seconds I we were you were like oh I'm going to bed and I made you log on cuz you wouldn't I wasn't part of the clan in uh that's right okay we made let you join and then left yes so we've been playing Conan Exiles and it's great I'm really enjoying yeah man I told you guys how fun is this yeah it is it's fun

mining doing so much mining yeah I'm focusing on uh getting us some uh staff for our compound yes yes I so I've got us uh I've got us a uh a carpenter I've got us a uh a Tanner a Tanner um smelter uh and I don't know if you guys have gone on in the last 24 hours but I've also got a dancer yeah I did see him I've danced with him great I did see him yeah so um I was playing and I've got uh obviously my girlfriend lives with me and we've got a friend staying from Australia uh this week with us too uh and he uh and her were watching while I was playing and wanted to know why uh I was dragging a black slave by the neck with a robe um back through the jungle and then tying him to a wheel of pain and I said that's because he is my slave and that wasn't a good enough

explanation for them yeah there's been more they need there's a bit of controversy about that this week and I I when when I first it said you know one of the one of the goals in the game was build the wheel of pain and I was like oh I remember that wait wait what and then I I thought um it's like oh you capture people and put them in there and then they work for you and I'm like oh they're not calling it want think it uses the word SL they call them THS but uh that is what it is absolutely is interesting and if you're wondering uh if they're all people of color no yes mostly they are no we have we have one white slave that's yeah that's that's that's just cuz you chose to uh you just picked him

out for some reason me look I I think that's just what was been the closest true but H also asked um why our white slave was not chained up and fenced in like our black slave was and I didn't have a good enough answer for her so that just coincidental I was trying to build a stage for him it ended up looking more like a cell it does look like a cell I when I logged on I was like oh Dan what have you done I actually did jump into that cell for about good good 10 minutes I just jumped around with him and I was dancing with him now it is odd that it's not like I mean the the idea I think is that you've you put them in the wheel of pain and you break their will and then they willingly work for you after that so it's a little what happened in Conan

yeah yeah so it's not I mean it literally is slavery so it's not I'm not saying it's slavery let's not try to justify it no I'm just saying it's not you don't like in the game you're a barbarian you also brutally kill and eat people so it's not like you can focus on one thing yeah it's just one of those things that slavery is never going to be okay to joke around with it's just an interesting choice for and it's actually a game mechanic like you you will not do as well in the game if you don't have slaves because they they you need them to build uh you know like the The Artisan crafting stuff like if you want to make a better weapon you need a slave to do it and so it's just an interesting

choice and uh like I said we it's just sticking with the movie yes well that's how I look at it but there are people who there are people who are very upset about it and you know I guess I can see that but uh but I love that the uh the creative director of uh the company that that makes Conan has come out and issued an apology and his apology is basically sorry I'm Australian I didn't actually realize that slaving was a bad thing so sorry about that he's like we never actually had real slaves so for us this is all fantasy well we that's the thing they did have slaves in Australia they absolutely did and and the UK and everywhere it's just that that the the I guess the history of it all is is different it's it's very uh raw in here in the US and so that's I think that's

what what he meant like or either that or he just didn't realize we had slaves in Australia up until the 1970s um he very well may not have realized that's something that Australia covers up pretty diligently yeah we're just pretty quiet about that yes M you guys were [ __ ] with your slavery there sh because I'm sure I've said in the past oh we didn't really have slaves in Australia you know we did well absolutely did I mean we we three didn't I'm not trying to in us but Matt your family um were exiled from Germany after World War II so you you you weren't there long enough to have slaves well that's not quite true we uh fine you did have slaves there you go we left left Germany before World War II [Music] mate did you dates World War to my

family uh my my granddad his church got bombed during the blitz so by which side Matt by the Germans we assume I'm assuming unless the British were bombing bombing Liverpool yeah cuz H was telling me that her grandfather was an interpreter during World War II and I did the maths and I was like okay I don't think he was interpreting for the good guys you never know you never know you never know anyway thbs slavy thumbs down unless it's you know it's it's just it's a bit so Luke you're pro slavery though aren't you in the game yes in real life no okay okay just wanted to but it's in real life and not in the game that

you're Pro blackface right yes well no no you can have blackface in a game as well so I had to Whiteface somebody this week oh God and I'm not going to go into a whole lot of detail because it's probably less dramatic than than I I probably want it to be but uh we got told by a client that they had chosen a specific actor to star in this commercial but that she needed to be uh a different complexion shall we say so uh that we had to uh paint her white basically and uh how did that end up looking um look it looked okay it didn't she's she's not of a race that would look out of place with a fair skin color she just isn't someone who has a fair

skin color yes yep that is very odd though yes and um yeah I don't know why I was not happy she was not happy client was happy and we all just did it cuz we're getting paid and then it's now it's done are you allowed to discriminate on the basis of you know maybe we maybe we shouldn't be talking about this are you allowed to do that in the workplace like can a company say no no no no no we want to we want a different one if you they absolutely can and they do they do positive discrimination too which gets a lot of people riled up over here different than well it is there there's a lot of there's a lot of I guess it's what people called Reverse Racism where you purposely be racist to stop other types of racism still just racism isn't it really yeah

but it's they for example there's everyone here gets government housing right everyone who is a citizen gets government housing it's not like in other countries where it's just for the poor people so um they don't want people to Cluster based on race so they segregate they they enforce the segregation of the races in these government housings so that you don't end up with clusters right fascinating or for example a friend of mine two uh and a whole lot of other part twos where it's perfectly good it's perfectly fine um but it's definitely fine but but I digress well it's no Iron Man 3 Matt it's no Iron Man 3 all right fair enough but uh I think this had some good jokes in it I think the jokes went there

were too many jokes at a certain point I was like okay stop trying to be funny you're trying too hard to be funny now um I think the greatest part of the entire movie is actually the post credits yeah worth it that was worth it just for that yeah all right well just I mean I'm definitely going to see it I'm going to see it today definitely going to see it but I I do like the fact even the post crits like oh not they do sort of even make fun even more so of Ryan rolds earlier roles right one in particular yeah I did see an article that said this week they were trying to it didn't happen but they were trying to get Chris Evans to come back just to be the Human Torch for one scene just as a joke which I thought would have been very funny it would have been fitting yeah for sure

yeah no definitely go see I I enjoyed it and they've they they're making a third one yeah look it's entertaining it's not clever or surprising like Deadpool was like when Deadpool broke it was so different from what was around it and it's just more of the same so I think it does suffer from from being what it is to begin with right but I think what they had they did a pretty good job all right well I'll I'll see it and then in in two weeks you'll get we we'll be able to talk spoilers because that's the rule like I'm actually looking forward to seeing it again okay I want to see Infinity War again I still haven't I just don't have yeah time yeah so do I I did uh I did watch a few things this week uh but I see someone else has watched there's

another film that's been put in here and I've seen this I believe if it's I'm thinking of yeah so are we are we talking uh Stephen King adaptation yeah is this the one with Thomas Jane it is yeah 1922 yeah that's right we watch that yeah so I uh I like about 2/3 of Stephen King's work and the other third I don't like and that's not to say I like 2third of his movies it's that I literally like the first two3 of most of his stuff and the the endings of most of them I don't like um but this was fine I thought this was quite good I think they should do more adaptations like this of Stephen King's kind of short stories and novellas um this isn't a Supernatural story this is just like a kind of a Dark Twisted tale and uh Thomas Jane is

[ __ ] great as he always is he's very good in it yeah doing a a barely a barely understandable accent at times and I'm glad you've seen this because uh the whole time I was watching that I was thinking I wonder if mat seen this and you have so that's good glad you have yeah yeah it's very good we watched that and Gerald's Game which is the other Steen King Netflix that's yeah in my list but I haven't watched it yet no that's very good but yeah definitely check out 1922 it's about a guy does Netflix have a deal with Steven King or something maybe maybe stepen King's lapsed into the public domain so there's another there's another film on Netflix that I haven't watched yet that I'm really looking forward to and that's cargo yeah so have any of you guys

checked that out yet I have I watched it yesterday and uh it's very good it's I didn't realize it was set in Australia well you know what this is right this is the feature film adaptation of a tropfest movie oh I didn't know that yeah so about 10 years ago these guys made this tropfest movie called cargo uh with the same premise as this movie and uh and it won it won tropfest and it was very very popular and there's been other tropfest uh winners that have gone on to make feature films um but this is the first time that I can think that an actual tropfest movie has become a feature film there's been a tropfest movie that kind a TV series Wilfred where a dog moves in with a guy but uh yeah pretty pretty impressed by how far

this has gone okay um this is something I find quite annoying uh you can watch on Netflix I can't really oh I can tell you why because it's out of the cinema there yep yeah oh yeah it's not in the cinema here no not here either it's because it it stars um Martin Freeman AKA Tim from the office does he do an Australian accent or is he a British no no no I I was like uh oh I hope he's not going to no he doesn't he's British uh and it's set in it's like a zombie apocalypse but it's set in the Australian Outback and it's got uh it's it's very interesting it's got a lot of um like Aboriginal themes and oh okay I think various Australian and uh it it's it's good yeah and the zombies behave a bit differently so it's a bit interesting it's got that thing where it's like wait why they why

is that a thing and then you you have to kind of learn a little bit about the lore of the of the creatures which I like because it it makes it less like oh yeah the zombies like yeah no it's it's good yeah I saw the trailer for it at um Deadpool yeah oh did you oh I purposly didn't watch the trailer cuz I I already know the premise so I don't want to see any of it until I just sit down it which I will be very shortly yeah I won't say anything more but yeah it's very good another thing I watched I started watching uh this week is have you guys seen it's TV show British TV show called broad Church you're the second person this week who's told me I should watch it it's [ __ ] excellent is it yeah had I watched that I don't even know why now this is David Kant and the girlfriend

from Peep Show right yes yes and she is [ __ ] Fant fantastic in this she can [ __ ] act yeah yeah she's really good and which surprised me only because Peep Show is just so goofy and silly and she was but she's like this is very serious show like it's a it's a basically it's a little small town little small Seaside town in England everybody knows each other uh and a little kid gets killed and it's about the investigation and uh David Tenant plays like a lead detective and she's like she's a detective also was going to get the job and he took her job and it's all it's just very well done there's a lot of like all the characters are really good and interesting and it's like this town where you know like there's the priest and then there's like the old man who

runs like the Scout hall and then there's um the hotel owner it's just it's very good and now we're on season two and I was like I don't know how I felt like you know the killing right when the killing went on it became a little less like you're kind of stretching now for for reasons for this this to be continuing the the [ __ ] season two opening episode of broad church I was like okay [ __ ] that's brilliant let's do it really oh okay it's very good sounds like I need to get onto this it's a British show so there's only like six episodes in a season or something like that just enough speaking of episodes in a season right you guys know I watch uh Vikings right oh yeah I really want to watch that dude [ __ ] watch it man it's it's pretty good I I like it it's

not like deep you know what I mean it's not it's it's not like deep but it's it's very good and there just a lot of attention to detail that's uh that's very noteworthy but feel like I'm G to get some good beard beard tips from it beard ideas you if don't ever watch Vikings clean shaven you will feel like a woman you know what I mean like this is the [ __ ] manliest show um but actually even the W there's great female characters in it too the femal fuing kick this as well but uh I just watched season 4 and uh I was I was up to episode 9 there's usually around 10 episodes for each season right I was up to episode 9 and things were really starting to wrap up and the intensity was there and then a season episode 10

it was like [ __ ] me man I can't believe they're doing this some [ __ ] main characters were killed off and uh and I was thinking [ __ ] I can't wait till the next season but then Netflix just ticked over to the next episode episode 11 and then 12 there were [ __ ] 20 episodes in this season wow I haven't watched a 20 episode season of something since like The Buffy the Vampire Slayer days it was something what the killing have a lot of episodes in a season or something there was something we watched recently and I was like oh my God that's a lot of episodes like I don't know oh and Twin Peaks went from [ __ ] 6:00 to midnight with that too ah the first season Twin Peak there was like 10 episodes or something and then the second one was like 30 and then

the um I foret the return had quite did you watch twin PE to return yet by the way oh I attempted to Matt and I realized very early on that I no longer have the patience for that kind of that's right put it this way it was a bit Arty and I didn't really understand did you get as far as the episode that is like no mat I got as far as the first episode oh man there's an episode if you think that was was too far there's an episode that was it's just it's [ __ ] just an hour of David Lynch [ __ ] [ __ ] all over the screen it was no honestly I got so angry and then but then afterwards I was like I want to know what happens that's that's his little that's his trick you know how he has those surreal segments in his films like the kind of yes the whole episode is just

that like like the footage is played backwards and like you see like like a gas station un explodes and then it's like um there's like a a fetus in space with an umbilical cord attached to [ __ ] Bob the murderer from the first season of twin PE it's just like what is going [Music] on yeah amazing fine yeah I don't think I'll be watching that would you watch just a feeling would you watch a film about and a potential spoilers here uh maybe maybe not it's about Obi-Wan would you watch a film ahead if you don't want to hear potential spoilers a film where Obi-Wan helps a bunch of Farmers on tne fight against the S people now before you answer that

I'd also just like to point out that I have already pitched a Star Wars movie to Luke about Farmers rising up against the empire and uh and he he turned me down instantly mhm well this is sand people rising up against against Farmers presumably yep no no it sounds terrible I'll give it this it's about the only interesting thing I can think would happen to Obi-Wan while he's hiding there so yeah but it seems like he's going to come out and all kickass and Jedi and all the fs are going to go hey that's a Jedi and then they're going to sell him out to the Empire and then he can't watch the small boy whoa yeah yeah well that's why he's so far out because let's be honest he hasn't been watching him very well no presumably not

I know they're going to but I don't think they should make a movie of someone who's a Hermit it just doesn't work I don't think it fits with the the it would definitely be a non-standard Star Wars film if it was just Obi-Wan pottering around for two hours like yeah character who knows [Music] hm I think I'll put him with the Skywalkers actually oh yeah yeah I just give him to the family yeah and then don't not the Skywalkers the lar family but we'll still call him Skywalker yeah oh God that's so yeah I'll give him to his uncle yeah and uh and then why is my name the same as that uh [ __ ] Sith

Lord oh don't worry about that yeah go and do your chores it's just so it's so weird like they don't worry about people's last names if you try and Hunt someone down in our world you try and you start with their last name yes in the St Universe you go with their first name this this is the guy who doesn't remember owning a Droid yeah he's a bit sin maybe he thought he'd forget if he did if he changed the name too much I seem to remember hiding a boy with his R2 he didn't own R2 he spent a lot of time with R2 a lot of time but what you're saying is what he said was true from a certain point of view certain point of

view but why is he keeping that a whole Secret at that stage exactly don't seem to remember being a Jedi how was with your dad when he when he what oh died yeah go with died don't seem to remember murdering your father didn't murder him just left him for dting off legs heart's burned down that's something I haven't done in a long time I don't seem to remember leaving the stove on however the charred remains of my Hut provide evidence as [Laughter] such oh but as as long as if they're going to make it they as long as they bring Yan back they they can't bring someone else into I know haven't done

that yet they haven't joined the prequels to these current films yet no really and using you and McGregor would be admitting publicly that the sequels are Cannon also by by saying that you and McGregor is fine and has to stay as you and McGregor you're arguing against your own position technically Luke because because Obi-Wan was recast with you and McGregor but yeah but it's not like they could bring Alec back could they no but also they can't make they can't make they can't make you and McGregor younger than he is so they if they want a young well no he's going to be they're going to make him

older how much later is it going to be I I I guess it could work but yeah because it's going to be he's going to be you and when he's older yeah but not you and when he's older I don't know who knows we don't know anything about it who knows they might not even tell really really wants you and McGregor to be in a Star Wars movie [ __ ] you and McGregor yeah do you remember PR when you were young Luke did you watch Home and Away uh no I was wondering if this all neighbor I was wondering if this was stems from when they replaced pipper on home and away just with another actress cuz I always remember that I was like wait what yeah they did that in Neighbors as well did they yeah I always

remember that was weird I didn't watch either when I was young who' they do that within neighbors oh I think it was the Kennedy's daughter right I think and it was just at the start of the episode such and such will now be played by such and such and then they never mentioned it again are they still on is home and away and neighbors still on TV yeah I think so I think so there's a woman in um broad Church she's Australian and I was like she looks familiar and then I looked up and she was on home and away but I don't have no idea whether that's where I saw her because I didn't really watch it that much home and away is Neighbors must be and I think never ends I'd say so but I don't watch free AAR at all so I really don't know um

watch four episodes of neighbors and demand yeah neighbors is as well I don't know how it's still going though it's very popular who watches free to AAR television anymore the people in the middle po people poor people I'm joking you're not cuz the only time I watch it now is for the football I have to pay for the football can't get the bloody AFL over here I just have an app that I watch the football on so there's some other Star Wars news uh John fao's Star Wars TV series takes place after the end of Return of the Jedi well uh that could be interesting because that could mean it is about the rise of the first order MH yes and maybe and that's that's the one thing we just don't understand yet yeah maybe we can learn some stuff about

snoke just saying snoke yeah there's a lot of stuff they can do this is why I'm I'm sort of looking forward to this more than I would be looking forward to Solo or the oan movie and definitely a Bobba Fett movie can throw away character they made that character suck he used to be awesome in the extended Universe his character was such a badass now he's just some kiwi that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time