Are we getting old or is the world just getting worse? It’s probably the world.
No cameos in Starfighter - https://www.darkhorizons.com/starfighter-to-skip-star-wars-cameos/ No dicks on the Switch - https://kotaku.com/nintendo-says-no-to-toxic-dong-on-switch-2-as-dispatch-devs-confirm-censored-content-2000663868 Masters of the Universe trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/masters-of-the-universe-trailer-sparks-debate/ Henry Cavill in Highlander - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-look-henry-cavill-in-new-highlander/ Chris Pratt talks Star Lord being an idiot in Infinity War - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chris-pratt-talks-star-lord-avengers-backlash/
Guess who’s back!
Apple reaches for Matt’s wallet - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/everything-to-know-about-apples-new-m3-m3-pro-and-m3-max-processors/
Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking
Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html
Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-a-conspiracy/news-story/0530ce868da017ef2c751e823dcdd415
Give Charlie Sheen’s daughter some money too - https://people.com/sami-sheen-onlyfans-stirring-up-drama-with-parents-denise-richards-charlie-sheen-source-7547328
Buy some beer from Amouranth - https://kotaku.com/amouranth-beer-yeast-order-of-yoni-twitch-kick-1850966738
Todd Howard didn’t WANT to announce Elder Scrolls 6, you made him! - https://www.darkhorizons.com/why-elder-scrolls-vi-announced-so-early/
All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.
Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario’s Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows …and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema …and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud
Matt’s caught up on some Australian nostalgia, Luke’s been ordained and Dan’s got a furry little visitor.
Michael Keaton is Batman, again!
Mank win big
Harrison Ford is great
Product placement is forever
It’s finally here! We said it would never happen so Zack Snyder convinced Warner Bros to give him millions of dollars just so he could prove us wrong. We’re flattered.
No more Snyderverse? Disco Elysium refused classification down under Fallout 76 getting more content
Dan spent this entire episode sulking in the background. We aren’t sure what we did to him but we are hoping he will speak up again next week.
Matt’s been at PAX East all weekend so he doesn’t know what Dan and Luke discussed this week, which is awkward because he wrote this intro. Don’t let that discourage you though! Take a listen and pretend you’re Matt – experiencing this podcast for the very first time.
