Off-brand Gasm: A Quiet Place Review & GoldenEye Oddjob Cheating

so I made a promise to someone this week all right and if I remembered something I was going to open the podcast in a particular way and did you remember or didn't you because it's still unclear yeah I remembered okay Matt tell us about your topper Weare welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy yeah we got some positive feedback on the uh multiple old man gasm which I think is a terrible name but I guess it's no worse than nerdgasm when you consider that we're old nerds so yeah it's true I mean I I explained multiple nerdgasm to someone once who wasn't a

nerd and didn't share our sense of humor and just didn't understand why the word gasm was even in there at all f I will get to the top of where but I was going to say forgot I meant to mention this I forget sometimes that the name is sort of uh how would you it's not like an innocent name I guess that's not it sounds a weird way to say it what I'm trying to say is the name's kind of confrontational I guess is what I mean not confront it's a little sexual sure that's what I mean that's what I mean but I forget utterly that it is because it's just the name of the [ __ ] show we've been doing for so long like multiple nerdgasm like the words have no meaning anymore and then sometimes I say it and people go what and then when I was talking to Google

the other week about uh running ads we're not allowed to run ads by the way listeners of course not we are not allowed to run ads on Google oh I'll talk to you later I think I think I know somewhere where we can run ads but that's for later I've been [ __ ] told we're not allowed on Google back page of Penthouse magazine and and I forget because they go they look they're like multiple nerd G m.com and I'm like yeah and then and then a couple minutes later I'm like oh it it's a [ __ ] ridiculous name and they're wondering if it's they they think it's a sex website or something like it could be that's what I mean like it's yeah well we couldn't get just nerdgasm which is why we went with multiple nerd gasm so for all we know that's a that's a

nerdy porn site and then some people have said why is it gasm and not gasms because I guess that phrase you know it's a play on multiple orgasm sure like and yeah but you don't say multiple orgasms well some people do apparently that's that's where the the confusion lies I think maybe in penth in the 80s we didn't so fair enough I I never quite understood that because women used to talk I mean not us talk about it to me I mean I mean women in American C us should stop giving all these orgasms D what they say stop giving me all these multiple orgasms no no but I never quite understood when I heard the phrase multiple multiple orgasm whether it meant many orgasms or whether there was like a particular type of orgasm that was like like an echo you know like a

machine gun Jesus oh sorry just personal experience I guess yeah I guess so but back to the Tupperware yeah we ordered a bunch of uh of Tupperware to organize our pantry nice is it's this name brain top OFW it's it's we got it from Amazon uh it has a brand name I think he meant to say n oh [ __ ] I can't even say it I think you say name brand but I don't think that's what you said I just going to skip over that no one picked up on it we are Tongue Tied this week oh really am no just me too I couldn't even say multiple orgasm and if you can't even say it it's not like you hear that often can't do it but yes you don't know that luk you don't know that yeah it's educated guess it's

Amazon it's seals all of our food in containers and it organizes the pantry yeah we know what Tupperware is yeah well that's I'm just sure okay no no no no no I thought I thought you were just listing the particular qualities of this specific Tupperware multiple top gasm yeah so you don't just go to the store and buy it there's not stores in America where you can buy topper Weare you're like oh they definitely are well you can't buy Tupperware in Australia from a store you can only buy from Tupperware sales people like when they're having like an old woman has a party is it like Amway like that's the only way way you can get actual Tupperware is from yeah inviting some lady to your house and having a sell to you interesting what' you say it like

that all the ways you could have phrased that I really don't know oh goodness goodness well has it arrived Matt oh yeah yeah it's it's here the food's in it in the in the pantry do you have any specific questions that you wanted or does does the uh The Listener that asked you to to follow up on this have any specific questions about my to away is it microwave safe oh that's a good question I don't probably not that's not the point of it so probably not might be is it colorful no the the it's transparent and the lids are black cuz you know you buy from the same type again or would you Branch off into is this a review you reviewing

Tupperware yeah I guess it is uh I've already ordered a second batch uh oh is that good is even though you can't put it in the microwave is it also already yeah we'll see I don't often put dry pasta in the microwave Luke just you missing out but yes no I we ordered another batch because we had more stuff to put in containers all right now moving on from topware oh all right I have a question for you both what's what's something that you both hate doing every day are we still talking about multiple orgasms that could be your answer if you or something you just really hate doing day in day out throughout the entire year that you have to do um I mean I I want to say go to work but that's not entirely accurate No well that can be

the answer because that's where I'm going okay sure I was going to say m the lawn because I was complaining to Dan about that before we started okay I I'll use yours imagine you they offered you $50 million to motal lawn for another year wait well he would mow the lawn for another year regardless right so you're saying they'll give me $50 million if I keep mowing the lawn or you stop mowing the lawn what what and I get $50 million okay basically where I was trying to go with this is Jim Parsons oh yes Sheldon from Big Bang was offered $50 million to keep filming he turned it down yeah but he doesn't need 50 million more dollars he's got enough dollars also I think he was offered $50 million an episode wasn't he [ __ ] I thought they just upped it to $2 million an episode oh okay I

misunderstand I know he get some obscene stupid they were all getting a million dollars an episode and I think they went look we will double it if you stay and he's just I'm over it he looked behind him at his [ __ ] pile of money and he was like where am I going to I got knowwhere to put it mate the the money's already reached the ceiling of my Mansion which has incredibly High ceilings yeah I couldn't possibly fit another million I mean from my point of Jim Parsons is the least funny character on a very very unfunny show so I would have thought they could just keep making the show without him apparently they can't I think Big Bang Theory is fine I know you know it you either love it or you hate it I think from from what I've encountered but I think it's just fine

so I guess I just proved myself wrong um you the exception and that is no exception yeah but I don't think they need to be paid a million dollar an episode that [ __ ] baffles me because I I feel like it could go away it could have gone away was it 12 Seasons now could have gone away eight seasons ago and that would have been fine and they could have saved them s a lot of money like and and is he really that to come up with is yeah like like Dan said is he that [ __ ] integral that they're like H we Quick Check have we got 50 million we can offer him I mean for starters the makers of Two and a Half Men right which just [ __ ] replace cast members at the drop of a

hat as a drop of a Yuma I should say um a little hat and the half man grew into a real man I don't think you replace him cuz the show I think turned into just being around him completely Sheldon yeah even the other characters are bit players to him but they all I mean what aren't they all [ __ ] married now and there's no like the show used to be about them trying to get girls and and learn how to exist then they all got girls exactly now they're all married and it's like what is it even about anymore I haven't watched it in a long time but I don't know I haven't watched in many many years cuz I just I couldn't work out I know they telling me when to laugh but I still just didn't quite get it they had nerd

joke writers the actual writers of the show didn't write the jokes they just wrote the shows and just wrote insert joke here and then they had a uh what what do you call it like a a scientist no when you leave your when you leave work and then they hire you back as a consultant there you go oh consultant they had nerd Consultants so they would write something like um oh that's worse than the time that insert joke here right and then the nerd consultant would be like oh you could write handshot first you know right just fill in fill in the blanks I can completely see that now well it will be missed no it won't no well no except for Matt even remember this show ever existed I was actually I

I did see this article and I I was like it's still going that's [ __ ] yeah and when you just said 12 years that blew my goddamn mind because you've got the spin-off that's happening young should as well they couldn't like you know sitcoms go into syndication right they could put the big Big Bang Theory could just literally be on TV forever now with 12 seasons and no one's going to [ __ ] notice like is syndication really a thing anymore for now for now yeah I just can't see that being much much longer I could go on Netflix I guess yeah well look if they need someone I I guess I I'll I guess I'll do it for 50 million I guess yeah um I I'll do it for like 100 grand what annoyed me most about that show is that everyone always wore the

same costume in every episode like that guy with the big nose always wore a turtleneck under a shirt and then the guy with the curly hair always wore um a T-shirt and then like a nerds don't change no I want Dan to finish describing them go on the one with the curly hair wore a t-shirt with like a little jacket over it and then the the the South Indian one yep South Asian one War uh that went better than I was anticipated so all right well you thought I was going to say sanjed McCurry didn't you I thought you were GNA say something like that we're not allowed to say that anymore Luke's gonna [ __ ] get mad at you no you can't say that anymore okay I was

baited into that make fun of um he always wears that little life preserver yeah so I don't know I just it irked me nothing about this show was good nothing no like even after cuz I did Cat every day again I'll be on a flight and I'll catch an episode or something and it's sort of like you see Penny and is it curly-haired guy m y who who are supposedly married in love each other just being the meanest to each other just SNY jokes all the time that the others expense that AB are you sure you're Mar relationship did he finally get her did they were cuz I watched the season and it was basically you know I thought it was okay basically a bunch of nerdy dudes trying to [ __ ] some hot girl that none of them had a chance with and I'm like I can I can relate to this show you

know I could get into this I think the it started off well and then I think they just ran out of ideas mhm and in these shows Once the guy gets the girl that your whole story Line's over yeah yeah yeah but then they have to get married and then they isn't the one where they have to go get they go to Stanley's house in one episode I know that yeah cuz I kind said like fun you you have jokes with your partner but they were just outright mean to each other yeah that's why most marriages end in divorce Luke well you touched on Stanley and we do have some Stanley news so before this gets really down um let's play The Stanley jingle oh uh I'm I was not prepared to play Jingles so I'll

just edit that one in when I say play I kind of always assume that that's what's going to happen anyway I think unless they're new you can let yourself off the hook with literally playing them live all right if you like thanks I appreciate it and magic of editing yeah well he will through the con and was pushed with a thir lock walked a man with a stolen bucket of his blood [Music] standly he said use your blood and sign this [ __ ] comic St St said it's elder abuse I created Spiderman [Music] Stanley Stan said well youngsters it's plain to see you're taking advantage of the legend Stanley Mr [Music]

Stanley so I'm confused because is that a quote from Stanley I I saw I saw a video shot by Stanley's manager where he denied ever being abused by a said manager yes uh but now it seems like he's just renewed the uh the AP and said that that manager is no longer allowed within 100 meters of him because of the aforementioned elder abuse and I just don't know what's going on now I guess I mean it's it's we don't really need to know I guess as long as he's all right that's the main thing and but thought he'd retired and he was got to be happy well here's the thing this really validates our theory that he was doing that under duress yeah which is just awful the original petition and

supporting documents alleged Morgan seized control of Lee's home and hired security guards with orders to keep away trusted relatives and Associates of Lee before moving him from his longtime home to an unfamiliar condomini Le's estate is worth $50 million which is the exact amount of money that Jim Parson just turned down so coincidence yeah wow in doing so the petion alleged Morgan was unduly influencing and isolating Lee contrary to the video Lee himself posted in Twitter on June describing Morgan as his only partner business manager so that must have been forced that's so [ __ ] creepy as we predicted at the time but kind of as a joke either that or he's just I mean look he's he's very old and

it's possible that that he just gets confused like so I don't know maybe this guy thought he was helping him like maybe his relatives are after his money and so this guy's like no come on well there was that story that his daughter is trying to he's very bad with money and God the wife used to look after her but yeah I don't know just leave the poor man alone exactly leave him with his blood and his money in his house does it yeah fight over it when he's gone pick over his corpse when when it's available yeah delicious it's uh look it's a good day for me when we've got some James Bond news although this is not necessarily good news although maybe it is and in

fact that reminds me um in addition to all of James Bond news we've got today I've got to read one of my favorite headlines of the week which is this why Bond 25 may come sooner than you expected or never or at the regular time but very different commitment to a [ __ ] angle yes so a couple of things came out this week number one bit of follow up on on me getting excited last week Edris Elber came out and said I'm not James Bond I'm never going to James Bond stop asking me so that fine um it's pretty official yep I also did see a funny meme this week that said Scarlet Johansson is uh gonna play the first black James Bond so that is funny um but the big news is

uh that Danny Bole is outski yep left apparently creative differences the shits with Daniel Craig apparently so yeah didn't why is stel Craig still doing these movies yeah I know of all the people like what what you don't give a [ __ ] just let him do what he wants yeah and like I can understand why Danny Bo of all people is just not taking any [ __ ] apparently the discrepancy is because uh Daniel Craig always insists on having final sign off on the casting which is insane I mean if I was Danny Bole and I'd waited [ __ ] 50 years to direct a James Bond movie and then they said oh by the way Daniel cig gets to pick the girl I'd be like [ __ ] that I'm picking the goddamn girl

well it's the article I read said it was the villain like [ __ ] whomever Danny Bo wanted to cast some uh I forget his name is Polish actor as as the villain and for some reason Daniel Craig doesn't like him and they had a big argument about it so Dan Danny B was like you know what Daniel Craig who literally after every Bond movie he does say I hate doing them please stop asking me to do them yeah did he actually say he rather cut his wrist and play Bond again I think he did and that wasn't even after the last one that was after the second to last one yeah yeah [ __ ] off then Danny yeah no not Danny Bo Danny Craig oh too many Dan the rumor is that they're looking to bring in edar right well there's apparently a list and I

don't know this list could have been pulled out of somebody's ass for all I know I've heard a few specula that was been uh thr around but now apparently there is official list and Edgar is on the list [ __ ] see Edgar wght to me wouldn't be good for dis incarnation of bond I think maybe the next one man there's no way I I I guarantee you Luke if Edgar Wright makes a James Bond movie it'll be everything you've been waiting for yeah exactly so I don't want him to make 25 I want him to make the reboot yeah well 26 here's the thing apparently they were going to try to still make the original release date for this I mean it's crazy that they have released dates for movies I haven't made anyway but setting that aside um but now obviously it's it's it's on

hold until they can can do it properly so uh Edgar Wright is on the list uh Yan deong is on the list he's a British dude who directed A series that was written by Charlie Brooker called Dead set which was pretty [ __ ] good oh yeah I like that zombies in the Big Brother house so that was pretty awesome um Jean Mark valet who directed Dallas Buyers Club which is a good movie about Cowboys with AIDS but I don't I don't really see him as a James Bond director okay sure um but the one that I think is maybe an okay choice is David McKenzie who made a film last year called hell high water which was up for an Oscar uh and it was [ __ ] great about a about a bank heist and he has a movie coming out this year called Outlaw King which looks

[ __ ] great as well um so you know maybe or Edgar wght Edgar right and Peter sarap finix is Bond there you go make it [ __ ] make it watch the [ __ ] out of that yeah I would [ __ ] make it [ __ ] see Nick Frost in there somewhere too yeah and S Peg showing up yeah I think Simon Peg has become uh M you know he sits behind the desk and him his little missions yeah yeah Nick Frost obviously would be the Bond girl oh oh yeah because be good sexist that the Bor girls have always been girls that's exactly right uh yeah Sarah finwiz could pull it off he he could possibly even do it seriously if he really wanted to no that's I I think

that's actually you know I'm I'm I'm serious I would watch that I reckon that' be good I said it and then I thought about it and I was like I'm right yeah yeah what was that series that Sarah wit did with Will Arnette and in the first episode they're both riding tiny horses oh I don't remember no no did you know Sarah finix I don't know we might talked about this before he um he he's responsible in a way for that South Park episode about Family Guy where they have the the manatees get the balls with the ideas for the show that you know Simpsons did it episode of South Park yeah yeah yeah so apparently he uh when he started to get known in the in the US came over and he met Matt graining and he said oh I love The Simpsons and uh and and South Park I love what you guys

do [ __ ] that Family Guy [ __ ] stealing all your ideas though and they were like yeah and had a bit of a [ __ ] session about Seth McFarlin and then he said uh oh do you do you and Matt and try talk often and Matt granning said oh I've never met them and he was like what cuz he knew them apparently mhm and so he set up a dinner with them all with Matt graining and then Matt and Trey from to South Park and they all went and had dinner and then bitched about Seth McFarland for like for four hours and then and then you know because South Park they pump out the episodes and then the next episode wow yeah that week the episode was that and so he was like Wow pet Sarah ftz um introducing uh

Matt graining to Matt and Trey is like last year's Revel last week's Revelation that um [ __ ] Seth Rogan taught Tom Cruz what internet porn was yeah you know I just love it when famous people know each other yeah yeah and because I guess he's not even that famous technically he's known for the tick now I guess somewhat but just kind of shows up in stuff oh yeah of course yeah but uh yeah James Bond [ __ ] do it yeah so before we move on from James Bond news there's there's some other shocking James Bond news that's that's come out this week um and that's that um that it's it's it's officially in that uh

playing gold and ey as odd job is is cheating which I know this came out from the developers saying yes it's cheating but how is it cheating if that's just a character you can play in the game uh because they they designed him knowing that he couldn't be killed and left him in there anyway well though he could be killed it was just that he was shorter harder to kill the the lock on didn't work as well on him as it did on literally everyone else but yeah that's just that's you didn't have to unlock him do anything special hit any buttons hon back then that was very I don't think I ever played as odd job because who the [ __ ] would want to play as odd [Music] [Laughter] job I actually I know I played this game a lot I used to play it a lot I don't

remember who I picked yeah I I remember playing as Baron SEI just cuz he looks [ __ ] cool you know sure black guy and white face go have a look at him now see if he still looks cool in the game or just the dude in general I was talking about in the game the [ __ ] character in the movie looks sick that's a great B movie oh he doesn't he doesn't he looks awful [ __ ] is that what we is that what golden ey looks like I remember it I remember this looking a lot better I tried to play it at at big head mode once and I was like oh God like running around a gray box yeah your memory of these games is yeah very wrong even the first Halo yeah my memory of the first Halo is dead on accurate don't worry but no cuz when they did the

re-release they sort of have the you play the original Graphics or play the updated you played the original so like how did I play this it's like you're literally in the same room all the time y that was every game though up until a point yeah good point I had more James Bond news and I forgotten what it was oh it's not news it's just I didn't realize this did you know that the the guy who directed Casino Royale yeah the first Daniel Craig bond is the same guy who directed Gold N yeah yeah I did know that didn't know that yeah that's why they both [ __ ] awesome yeah they're both great yeah they're both the best out of that Bunch each yeah yeah so just get him to [ __ ] do it maybe yeah bring him back piss off Daniel Craig I like Daniel craiger's

Bond but if he doesn't want to do it don't force him to do it you keep offering him more money so he can't say no yeah he needs to sit down with Jim Parsons and have a talk yeah yeah Jim Parsons as James Bond oh God Bazinga look this is not James Bond related but an easy segue um so the Scotland tourism board wants us all to know that there's more to Scotland than just God Golf and Shan connory sure yeah so uh there was a there was a video uh that was being done a tourism film ad for for Scotland and uh it's kind of gone back and forth uh between all the necessary parties that get Veto on on everything and uh it's the notes have been leaked onto the

internet which is which is pretty funny so uh there's a whole lot about uh no one gives a [ __ ] about Shan Connor anymore stop mentioning him and uh stop mentioning that um Peter higs founder of the God particle is from Scotland it's just [ __ ] irrelevant and not everyone in Scotland plays golf in fact more people hate golf than play golf yeah I can understand yeah they were terrible ideas to have for an ad yeah but also but show it's not that no one cares about him anymore it's just he did The Honorable thing and just when when he found out that movies were no longer his thing he just went off into the sunset going home to slap some women yeah in my villa in Spain he realized that he he had just made the

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and that he wouldn't ever be able to top that uh so he decided to quit while he was ahead and step down the reigning King you know it's his birthday today oh is it oh is 88 years old today happy birthday Sean and listener to the show we and and soon to be geek of the week I'm sure yeah God well I don't know cuz yeah has anyone seen or heard from him recently he hasn't called me back in a while hold on Sean connory 2018 I don't want to get sad but uh oh yeah just a just a crippled old man being helped across the street oh that's James Bond

yeah I've uh I've been to Scotland and it's [ __ ] beautiful and uh I did not expect to to just be as overwhelmed by I've been to Edinburgh man that's that is a [ __ ] beautiful city like yeah listeners go check it out it's [ __ ] awesome all right I'll go next to you yeah I might go next to you too I'll I'll see you there then great see you all next year very good and I'll see you there Sean connory playing golf and he does like golf does he he does he's an avid golfer and slapper have you um have you seen that interview with sha connory after he's done a couple of the Bond films it's in his house have you seen this no I think so basically so he he lives in this house and it's like quite

modest like it's much more modest than you would think [ __ ] James Bond would live in right I mean it's you know English country home right so it probably still cost a fortune but it's not a mansion or anything and the interview is like skyall it's definitely not Skyfall and he said uh at the interview saying like oh you know you live quite you know simply here he's like no no I got a golf course and you know I've got got this and that um but his wife is there it's not his current wife it's his wife back from back in the 60s who um who was a novelist and he said that interview says do you read your wife's novels he said oh yes I always read them before I uh before she publishes them you know if

there's a page I don't like I tear it up tell her to start again and I'm like yeah I bet you do you [ __ ] little [ __ ] like I believe yeah I think I think Sean connory as [ __ ] great an actor as he is and as much of a cultural icon he's been my whole life I have a feeling I wouldn't get on with him in the slightest I think he's it [ __ ] yeah did go on [ __ ] some of the stuff he said back in the day he not away with today sometimes they just won't let it go and then you have to give them a little flap yeah they want the last word and you give them the last word and it's still not enough so I think sometimes it's warranted yeah yep a little slap Sean connory listeners write in and let us know what you like or don't like about the show

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these days well unfortunately nobody does so actually I do I actually I pay for a lot of content we have some great we have some great supporters who don't mind paying for Content exactly and we love a lot supps free loers and we support uh we support some other stuff that we like like red media and um you're not so smart and what else do we support on there a few things you're not so smart that's really horrible Luke oh sorry that was yeah I mean most of our money gets funneled directly into the alt right but um anything left over that's right goes to Red Letter media yeah Mike covich uh and yeah in directly to Alex Jones generally speaking we have a joint bank account it just goes straight into

Alex Jones bank account wish we had access to their bank account oh yeah is Alex Jones making good money you reckon I guess he is he must be yeah I guess he is um speaking of that sort of thing uh I mentioned Mike covich um we've talked about James gun obviously recently apparently Guardians 3 is now on hold H well it's not surprising really I I don't think I mean I can't imagine anybody's just going to want to step into the the director's seat on that at this point well I think I think they're probably going to go with a new script too right well maybe I think I don't I think that's just going to hold on to it and I think they still end up using the same script I really think they do I think I mean it I would say you're wrong

but you're usually right about these things Luke so well it depends on how long it's on hold for I think if they like I don't know I'm they should just maybe put it on hold for a while and then just come back back to it and start from scratch or something cuz this is just shitty like this is not this is not a recipe for a good film not that they care cuz they'll still make a [ __ ] ton of money but I was just thinking today about because you got like James gone gone for the stuff he said in done in the past what about Robert Downey junor who was just hookers and blow back in F Johnny Depp who who has got his [ __ ] Amber Her is a restraining order against him like now they are not announcing any new Pirates of the Caribbean films coincidentally oh okay cuz everyone's

keeps bringing it up and they haven't said anything about it but then somebody checked and like well they're not uh but he is in um Fantastic Beasts uh which is not Disney that's Warner Brothers I think but he's not they're not Warner Brothers have publicly said we don't care what you did well they put uh at San Diego Comic Con they put him in the same panel as her not not at the same time but or was it was it in the same panel or was it like cuz she literally has a restraining order against him yeah and there was a panel for Aquaman CU she's in Aquaman and in a panel or something to do with fantastic Beast he was a surprise guest and then there was a big thing because

it was like they're not supposed to be at the same event like that yeah maybe his chair is 100 m outside maybe or maybe they just don't give a [ __ ] yeah probably that but uh yeah but they're all [ __ ] you know apparently so apparently it's just a [ __ ] Cesspool that yeah apparently James gun wasn't a [ __ ] though so it's kind of it's a shame he got lumped in with the [ __ ] I know he just had a he just had a a a off sense of humor yeah so oh look I'm I'm glad it's on hold then I'm glad they're not just trying to [ __ ] shove something up our ass and hoping we don't notice you know oh I'll notice yeah my my usual trick yeah I have a

very sensitive anus do you um do you have a 3D printer available to you Dan uh look uh I I I can get my hands on one you know okay if I if I if I need one I may have discovered a project for you m well I I mean I didn't want to steal somebody else's uh idea so may have no problem with that he maybe a different character but a gentleman has 3D printed himself and and the blueprints are here if if you want them yeah he's 3D printed himself a lifesized Tyrion Lannister oh I love it what it's like you could literally 3D print anybody so it's either that he just loves Peter Dinklage and he's just like [ __ ] yeah this is a one or he looked at the amount

of plastic that he had and was like yeah who can I make for this but this thing looks great it looks it looks great it's pretty a 3D printers affordable yet I think I mean shitty ones are I don't know how much a good one costs not looking for the best I'm not looking for the worst I'm looking for like middle little middle I'm I got to say I got be honest and say I don't know I don't have one I don't know either but my friend bought one he bought one in Parts as well uh because you could buy a kit for it and it was cheaper uh I think I've probably mentioned it on this podcast before but it wouldn't have been for a while but he

bought the 3D printer because he wanted to live out his dream of playing a Moby Dick themed pinball machine and that doesn't currently exists so he bunch he bought a bunch of old um pinball machines um stripped them for parts he's building his own machine and he plans to use the 3D printer to construct the little ornate whales it's going to go in there that's pretty cool okay that's that's very cool yeah he's just like that's my thing that's what I want I'm going to make it happen see I've always thought of 3D prins has been great for people who like to play board games yeah yep so you can just buy the print and play and actually just print it mhm print your figures and how scenery how big is your printer have to be to print Tyrion Lannister I guess is I'm trying to find

which oh he he's got a creality cr10s okay I'm guessing you would have done it in bit yeah I I think I think the photo doesn't make it look oh hang on I big is he must have cuz this is not that big [ __ ] that's commitment mhm M this one of these is uh is about is about5 $539 Luke okay yeah it's about what my friend pay for it but he had to put it together how much is the ink uh well you got to buy all the different colors right so let's have a look see I just get other people to do research for me it's so much easier $15 for a big spool of it that's actually that's not bad really yeah I mean I don't know how long it lasts but that's the the filament to well for me

I'd probably buy it print one thing and then forget about it what would you print what is your one thing oh that's a good question what is the first and possibly only thing that you would 3D print I would probably oh I know what I'd like to but I don't think there's any cuz I wouldn't be able to design it myself I'd like a little Robotech figure okay oh yeah Robotech figures do not exist in this universe well they do but they sort of are a bit hard to come by okay I had one as Aid rootch not the most popular show I was a kid I had a toy of the guy with alive who that guy is the guy with the what blue hair Max Sterling yeah yeah there's a guy in Robotech whose name is Max Sterling I'm pretty sure it's ma

Sterling wow that's great for for a Japanese cartoon that's fantastic that would have been the it's not it's um because robot Tech's the American version of it ah sure yeah of course what's it called in Japan Luke Macross oh so Robotech is actually three different cartoons put together to make Robotech yeah right wow I love that they used to do that we have no idea what Voltron actually is yeah because I think it was Macross and then I forget what the other two were hm Max I'm think I'm start watching it again guys uh still playing no man's Sky I I was going to ask I played a bit more but I haven't had a lot of time for games this week yeah I played a bit yesterday I actually I've actually just been playing The Walking Dead oh yeah I

started playing I we already talked about I started playing Wolfenstein 2 yeah I did play a bit more no man guy yesterday and I was like I'm just gonna play a little bit yeah yeah I was like I'll just play a little bit because I I when I think about it later it's it's similar to you know what I said about like con and that where it's like I'm not doing anything really I'm just like it it is almost like pointless busy work yeah but um but once I started fun yeah exactly once I got in there I was I was like oh [ __ ] all right I guess I'm doing this for a couple hours so might play some more today yeah look as pointless busy work goes it's uh it's definitely not bad you know the setting is excellent yes I think just where it makes it a little bit more uh fun than

Conan is when you die in Conan you go back to your base and you sort of end up without anything whereas and then you have to travel all the way back to where you were yeah but no man Sky you die you just go back to your ship you don't have to oh you have to go back if you want your stuff though yeah but still you're still you don't cuz your stuff you don't really have to go back for your stuff starting from SC exctly the same with Conan though yeah but you I know I just think it's it's a little bit different cuz you're on a different planet and that's cool I mean I I agree with you there 100% it is cool that you're on a different planet yeah so yes um I might play bit more today I haven't I haven't even progressed that far in the story I don't think cuz I've just been pottering

about I realized no no no I should do some [ __ ] progress in the story a bit well that's the great thing like you don't have to play that story if you don't want to right you could just leave but you should if you want to actually enjoy the game more cuz it sounds like you're starting to get bored of it yeah that's what I need to start doing the story stuff so Fallout what's it called Vault 76 Fallout 76 Fallout 69 Fallout 69 it's just you don't leave the Vault and you never leave the Vault you don't want to why would you you got everything you want right in there uh they they've got a they've partnered with um somebody to make some

rum yeah now I'll be honest I'm not sure I've ever had rum oh really rum good maybe in a cocktail but it's never been something I've deliberately gotten not for any reason other than there's you know plenty of drinks out there but I drink I drink Fallout rum or NCA rum as it were yeah I would mind some of this they're really going ncar rum yeah narum yeah I try this I like rum I like uh Kraken have you had Kraken I've seen the bottle and it's excellent so you know actually rum tends to have the best bottles in my opinion sure oh I want this I just saw a bottle oh there's a Bott yeah if you on the the link you go

to NAD dark.com oh yeah and I need this oh that's very nice am I 21 yes I am 21 oh that's great oh wow that is excellent yeah I'm just going to sign up to this cuz I need to be notified when I can buy this and I'm not going to sign up because you'll just notify me yeah exactly I'll get the Spam for all of us I'm prepared to take that bullet all I've signed up this is great this is beautiful yeah I'll be ordering one of these I can put it with my Blade Runner R my Blade Runner whiskey yeah yeah it's weird it's only 35% H well it's it's got other stuff in it doesn't it it's uh uh I closed the window but isn't it um kind of like a

lira almost or is it actually just it's most quenching way on ncar is an alcoholic version of Nuka dark rum n dark rum is an alcoholic version of NCA dark rum oh yeah that makes sense right I've read that three times and that's what it says so now I'm just confused I think I think I misunderstood there's a section here where it talks about the patent includes liquor bourbon Spirits wine be L I assume it doesn't contain all of those things so I misunderstood so perhaps they're other words they they have the right to make any of those things yeah yeah speaking of pton guys you know that pton has just lapsed now on telly deal donic now we've covered Telly deal donic before Oh right should we should we play

the sex toy news jingle before we go ahead oh yeah absolutely Y when you need a new toy to put inside of you you Len to sex toy news sex to news Okay so uh Telly dild donic as listeners to this podcast will know are uh our sex toys that are on the internet mhm that that I can [ __ ] been around for a lot longer than you think yeah yeah yeah first painted what 20 years ago 98 yeah so um are these actual images from the patent where it's a flow chart that says if anal no if penile no if vaginal No invalid option

what oh yeah here we go wait for you to select the simulation our control if anal yes what well it's the algorithm for the for the sex toy makes sense go straight to anal it's just yeah anal is first all about priorities it's about priorities so these patents have expired so we could make our own line of um multiple nasm Telly dildonics dildos yeah do you know that the phrase Telly dildonic was coined in 1975 that seems very very preemptive doesn't it yeah before there's an internet before there's anything uh who said it I'll tell you Ted Nelson filthy Ted old old filthy Ted Nelson he was thinking of a way to do it with the phone dial one you go click click click

click click and oh dial one for anal dial two for penile dial three what I love about this article it says technology Pioneer Ted Nelson is credited for Co coining the phrase Telly dildonics in 1975 but David Rothschild's 1993 essay high tech sex is one of the earliest versions of where blah blah blah blah you've got to write an essay on something and that's what you choose like Tech sex yeah [ __ ] this what are you doing your uh thesis on just doing it on uh dildos that you can control remotely what space space dildos space dildos got an A for an anal we're very mature hey we got a little bit of Star Wars

news Stars news Stars news a little bit of Star Wars news there's always a little bit of Star Wars news isn't there yeah well there's I think infinitely there will be now forever yeah until such time as Disney is the best of all possible worlds well not till Disney gets sick of it until it stops making Disney money yeah well same thing yeah and then they'll get sick of it to the filming episode 9 right now in case you didn't know that listeners and you want to check out uh all the you know all the cast and Crews Twitter and Instagrams you'll see some behind the scenes odds and ends some photos leaked of of them shooting uh Finn and PO on an adventure somewhere I'm down down to that 100% down mhm and then there were also some photos of apparently they've built a

bunch of sets in in a rain foresty Endor looking environment and the Millennium Falcon is there so well it's definitely Endor then because they don't come up with new planets now they just that's yeah no well it's going to be a new new moon with a different name but then there'll be a conspiracy theory later about how it's the same Moon Yeah there'll be Ewoks on it yeah like T and jaku yeah I really hope they make like JJ's like no no no it is that's that's the twist TN andu are the same Planet yeah and it's not actually the farthest um place from the center of the universe it actually is the [ __ ] very center of the universe yeah that's right it's like back when they thought the Earth was the center of the universe they're like no

it's no it's j it's a pretty shitty ass twist well look he can't all be winners can they two words Luke SP iron actually Luke hasn't seen lost so he doesn't know who Dominic Monahan is oh no who is that junky on an island or a hobbit you have seen that no I haven't he was merry wasn't he in Lord of the Rings yeah I I I never watched Lord of the Rings no well anyway he's an actor and he's INE two out of three really good movies I'm sure if you if you click through and look at a photo of him you've never seen this guy before um I've seen the photo of him in the article and I had no idea who he is I tell you who he is he he beat up um Megan Fox in that Eminem music video

where the house is burning down no he he [ __ ] one of my favorite behind the scenes videos ever when he gets interview he interviews Elijah Wood as the Elijah knowing that it's him he pretends he's a German reporter and he asks him the most [ __ ] ridiculous questions it's hilarious yeah it's great I'll uh put a link in the show notes check it out this it's [ __ ] excellent all right here we go wigs uh yes yes we wear wigs yes we do wear wigs V will you wear wigs oh I I I I know him from a game oh what game no I don't yeah I do from Quantum break oh is he in that oh I okay did you play Quantum break did you yeah is it any good I didn't mind kind of like

there was a lot of hype before it came out and then it just I don't know no one was talking about it I never play very quiet yeah no it's it's really a game that you had to really dedicate some time to cuz you play for a bit and then you have to watch a half hour television show oh right there you go that's by the guys who did Alan Wake right yes remedy I wanted to like Alan W more yeah premise was good now you can't buy it alen wake was an amazing game you can't buy alen wake anymore they they um some licensing with the music expired and now if you don't own it you can't buy it yeah see that sucks yeah I I'm pretty sure I have it somewhere uh if I wanted to Play It

Again actually I kind of do want to play it again because I do I remember it was cool I just I couldn't get into it for some reason like I love the premise of it everything about it I love I think just except the gameplay yeah that was my experience with it too so yeah the story great the the Ambiance was great but there was just something about playability of it that was just off ping Birds yeah but see now I want to play it no [ __ ] it I'll just watch a walk through watch a run through yeah uh speaking of watching things I watched a quiet place yesterday you guys seen that oh no I wanted toah seen it you do want to Matt you do want to okay yeah Hannah said it was good uh yeah it's [ __ ] great I don't want I don't want to overhype this but it's [ __ ] excellent

starring and directed by John kvin kazinski kazinski that guy yeah Y correct and he's excellent uh but honest to God his wife is in it as well uh who's his wife his wife is well there's only four people in the movie oh so Emily Blunt is his wife Emily Blunt yeah yeah okay um I didn't know that she is [ __ ] great she should get an Oscar for this she's excellent uh very fresh like in many many ways a classic no not Emily blond no I just mean like for for something that has all the Hallmarks of your classic horror movie it has a fresh new take and it's just executed with absolute Precision so all right both

thumbs quietly up for a quiet place I'm going to watch it it's coming towards the end of the show which means we're going to move on to the Afterparty shortly oh yeah but I we might as well I I I thought I should bring this up because I've noticed you know we've talked many times before about how Hollywood steals our ideas yeah yeah yes well Netflix has a new Netflix original coming out called the Afterparty oh of course they [ __ ] do what yeah and look this is get ridiculous it's not I mean it isn't it isn't related because see what it is it's a comedy a comedy for rap fans yeah either of you two consider yourselves a rap fan I wouldn't say no so I guess it's not

not directly related although I mean would you consider our theme music to be rap yeah well I mean it's uh sort of it's hip-hop yeah it's it's AR Kelly well it's a right you know a remixing of arelly guess they've proba they've changed it slightly to avoid usuing them I guess yeah that's right what happen yeah the is there any Arelli in this or do they do they not like artists who piss on underage girls um I don't know why they wouldn't like him that's true see the music industry has has been where the music the M [ __ ] I can't even talk the movie industry is just catching up now to where the music industry has been for years like R Kelly can sexually molest and piss on a bunch of 14-year-old girls and everyone's like [ __ ] ignition is a

great song you know what I mean and then Roman palansky sodomizes one drugged little girl in a pool stand with Roman fansy yeah let's not see you guys in the Afterparty look I'm very silent I'm not this is yep no we we're just going to stop this and move on this is wrong we're better than this we're better than Roman palansky I'm better at some things in Ran pansky I'm better at not having been in a concentration camp than ran piny way better I like how that's the one you went with that's the one thing he's done not better at him that yeah all right keep reaching for that rainbow can I can I take us back to Star Wars news please can you can you replay the jingle

because you know sure here we go that's [Music] great great so um this is the uh uh geophysicist shuts down critics of The Last Jedi and says licking the ground perfectly normal so I I must say out of all the things in The Last Jedi that I hated when I when I saw that [ __ ] Trooper lick the ground I almost got up and walked out cuz that was just [ __ ] stupid um however that was the most real thing in the entire movie yeah yes ma McKinnon who is a field uh geophysicist disaster researcher sci-fi science consultant and

science writer uh had this to say right it's lengthy so bear with me evaporites are soft but the easiest way to the easiest way to ID between halite versus sylvite is salty versus sour iding sand versus play is the cut of between gritty or not fossils stick to your tongue you don't need to lick rocks it's just faster and easier I don't lick every Wild Rock I meet and lip lab sinkles is just gross but if you're doing field work Rock ID you already know enough to keep your tongue away from the ARA yeah I'd keep my tongue away from ARA prite that can't be real and don't waste your time nibbling graned not all geoscientists lick rocks I'm geophysics 95% of my rock ID is recreational and it's been years since I last licked a

rock but it's not inherently ridiculous worthy concept worthy of mockery and I like how it links that sentence but it's not an inherently ridiculous concept worthy of mockery links to an article about Kelly Marie Tran like as if she was mocked because someone else licked a licked [ __ ] rock in the movie yeah that's right it's like well you know who's [ __ ] overweight and a woman and a race we don't like and he's also in that movie Kelly Tran um but I just want to go would that Trooper really be a geophysicist pro not and also yeah on planet Earth where you have a knowledge of what isn't isn't safe to [ __ ] lick sure maybe you'd lick some stuff but like you're on a [ __ ] Alien Planet that's got there's

a bunch of red [ __ ] underneath a bunch of white [ __ ] in the ground I'll probably just lick it no but I also love that M McKinnon is pretty much saying like you can you can just there's many ways to test what a rock is one of them is looking at but it's only just that if you just simply don't have time to do another kind of test like what at what like what scenario would you need to know what that rock is right now when the when when the first order is about to attack and you need to know yeah I need to know if this is salty I think and I mean look maybe I'm Maybe I'm Wrong but I'm almost certain that happens so that people couldn't go oh it's another snow Planet yeah it's almost like they went

back and filmed that one closeup of that one guy going because the reason sow Planet salt yes because there's so many other clumsy stupid things in that movie that I'm I'm sure that's what it is yeah yeah let's remove it remove Bri he's not getting his own Trilogy I'm I'm still calling have you seen um and I don't want to believe it the point I know yes some people like Last Jedi that's fine I'm going to complain about it bit more have you ever seen uh the breakdowns of the fight scene no you know there's the kylo ren Ray versus the you know the three acrobats Knights of Ren no well they're not the Knights of Ren they're his his petorian guards um yeah the the breakdown they were the Knights of Ren see that mov is confusing no they're not they're not the Knights of Ren um

the fight is really bad and if you watch any one of the the red guys yeah it all falls apart like just watch what they do in particular I I noticed that when I was watching the movie that was a terrible fight scene there's that one guy at the front that um he just he he they obviously messed up the choreography and then he comes in too early and she hasn't ducked yet so he just walks off he's got his he's he's swinging and then he goes and then not my turn yet yeah no see I didn't really watch the fight I was watching the background the red cuz that the red that room just looks stupid yeah I that just me out of it I wasn't into it

either look I don't I don't want to go on about it but yeah it's not a good movie sorry sorry listeners if you liked it they didn't they're you're allowed to though sure yeah it's okay to be wrong I still sort of like it do you and I'm just not going to watch it again I tried to watch it again and I turned it off I'm just going to watch the uh oh you know what actually I might do it this week I was I was going to watch Revenge of the Sith again yeah that's the only one I haven't tried to watch again because I tried to watch the Phantom Anis again I tried to watch Attack of the Clones again but

guys I tried to watch Return of the Jedi again last week and I couldn't make it through it's [ __ ] ridiculous honestly it's it's it's as bad as space iron it really is maybe we should be cutting him a bit M slack oh I'm just saying Star Wars stopped always being good by default long ago and a lot of people didn't like the force awakens either so I guess this is just it's going to happen they can't all be good can't all let's get over it but don't worry I'll continue to throw money at it good I was worried that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes

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