Luke doesn’t want people to die, they just do. Like people’s Nanas. We are sure they’re lovely. They won’t be Geek of the Week anytime soon, though.
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[Music] hoping somebody else will publish this for you just set up a whole new [ __ ] podcast for you just cuz oh look there's a file in there I'll proba I guess I'll turn that into a podcast Matt are you say are you saying that anything [ __ ] on there yeah I'm planning some [ __ ] now actually I got a few things that I wouldn't mind just dropping in the Dropbox and having them suddenly become things it also needs an intro and an outro so oh [ __ ] sake no look I'll tell you uh do you do you want this to be like a whole separate like podcast no you just want
it in I think it I'll put this to you guys I was seeking whatever we're willing to do people people get the M nasm podcast at the end of the week and they get a little 20 30 minute getting Co with [ __ ] at the beginning of the week so how cozy do they get that's just me and Hannah chatting pretty much about games maybe it should be a separate thing but I guess for now we could put it in the normal feed and just we'll just wait and see if you do more than one of them and then yeah later on we can try it out as its own thing all right because it's only taken me two years to record the pilot okay so episode two in two years standby 2020 all right well I'll figure something out for you I did a thing do
you have any requirements regarding you know an intro and an outro other than it will be very simple at this point very simple as fine I am going to try and maybe go and find something on Fiverr all right for a bit more permanent but it just needs I think just needs something you would probably want some kind of Scar Punk the greatest music ever oh I might email Nancy Vandal look I'm sure they've got nothing else to do so I mean it's yeah it's a shot in the dark but it's not impossible I've got email I gave you money once name dropping I brought a t-shirt off him he's a good artist is he yeah
fox fox trky that's the one yeah met him when I was young not as famous as I thought he was as a teenager really you know the as a as a little hunk band in Sydney yeah we thought a lot of the Sydney punk bands were much more famous than they actually turned out to be the W there's a band that I loved called uh Christ Art Museum and yes yes I know I've got Christ Art Museum yeah in my iTune still yeah yeah I still got it too I had a we had a copy of the physical disc at some point uh yeah I think I did too Anthony and I bought it from them we saw them at Warp Tour but I mean 90% of people in [ __ ] Sydney don't know who they are but I don't know
who know is yeah he's a guy we to school with uh talking about name dropping yeah but yes uh yeah thought there were celebrities not celebrities no I used to think Joe katenzaro was a celebrity sure yeah you know his band was quite big locally I had his CDs you know speckled foam I still list I still have that CD I still listen to it he threaten me once cuz you were rooting his girlfriend we don't need to talk about it no I wasn't hey well sorry his sister his sister his sister sorry [ __ ] man I'm going to get a phone call again he was like I knew you [ __ ] my sister but I did not know you [ __ ] my [Laughter]
girlfriend oh I can read something as well all right there's got to be a jingle for that a Workman is not just a Workman a laborer is not just a laborer an office worker is not just an office worker they are living breathing important pillars on which the entire structure of our civilization is erected they are not cogs in the mining machine they are the machine itself you reading out old little more than new lyrics now or what's going on I had to read something from the problems of work oh okay well now that we know what you're reading do it again cuz now I'm interested a Workman is not just a Workman a laborer is not just a laborer an office worker is not just an office worker they are living breathing
important pillars on which the entire structure of our civilization is erected okay starting to sound a little bit communist they are the machine itself yeah this is okay how I mean the Church of Scientology isn't it isn't a communist organization I'm assuming right I don't know as it turns out [ __ ] all about it I I know nothing about it either but like if you told me no I'm just kidding I'm reading out of um D Capal by KL marks I'd be like oh okay I thought it was something like that too cuz it sounds like one of those old you know throw yourselves upon the gears and the levers kind of speeches mhm does okay I I may have lied a little bit I didn't open the book that's just on the back I haven't taken it out of the rapper yet you you were hoping they
would listen to this and let you off the hook for for reading the book nobody caught you out on it you didn't have to just just dubbed himself in we don't have the book we don't have the book I'm never going to have that book I I guarantee you I'm never going to have that book I just I like to be honest I don't like to lie and I would have felt bad about it all right you would have gone to Fed tonight and just been like I can't sleep I've done a horrible thing I lied I lied I have one face that I show the world and another face which is my true face just all the listeners out there thinking Luke can [Laughter] read I did nearly giggle when I said erected well I appreciate your honesty I've erected you know what word I hate go on
I hate the word bended bended as in I got down on bended knee yeah because as far as I can tell the phrase on bended knee is the only usage of the word bended and in any other context you would say bent how did that come up in your life this week that you have thought about this there's a song by I'm going to say Boys to Men or one of those how did that come up in your life this yeah we have we have a a Spotify rotation going at work where every day it's somebody well it's Spotify everything's on it but uh but that's in your playlist it's not my playlist but every day somebody gets to play their own music so it's only my day once a week so you need to figure out who's adding that to the list and and just getting fired well I think I know
who it is because it's the person who argumented argument mented Oh see now my whole now my whole argument on what isn't isn't a word has just completely you've been influenced by the word bended add Ed to the end of everything now it's probably the person who argued with me that the word bended was in fact a word when I when I said it wasn't when I accused Boys to Men obvious making up words they're obviously passionate about it very guys we've got some followup uh I'm really confused about what's going on with Stanley like I'm really he's as well Matt I'll sum it all up in one word you ready dementia well he wheeled through the con and was pushed with a third BL walked a man with a stolen bucket of his blood
[Music] standly he said use your blood and sign this [ __ ] comic St Dan said it's elder abuse I created spider and [Music] stanle Stan said well youngsters it's plain to see you're taken advantage of the legend Stanley Mr Stanley this article is so weird for listeners who are who are new to this the issues of Stanley and if you don't know who Stanley is Stanley created Spider-Man or co-created SP Co created yeah uh he he's the most famous creator of of a lot of Marvel characters he's he's got a he's in all the Marvel movies he pops up as a character he's that old guy that's in all the Marvel movies you've seen him uh he has had some trouble lately he's he's very old he's
what 94 95 now and uh he's had people literally steal his blood uh to make to make ink for autographs which is just [ __ ] up sounds like something out of the [ __ ] game I'm playing currently it's true uh he's had uh his money stolen he's had he's been betrayed by his family he's had all this stuff going on and he was suing power entertainment uh for something for negligence or or something but anyway now he's come out and said it was all a misunderstanding he was suing them for a billion dollar wow and I'll tell you what I tell you what this the law said was he apparently signed over the rights
to his name to this company uh and and claimed that he was under duress when he signed it and so sued them for a billion dollars but has now gone oh no wait I wasn't under duress and I didn't actually sign away my name rights so I guess I'll drop the lawsuit [ __ ] hell who's his lawyer his lawyer that guy he tried to sue before for um Elder Elder uh abuse the guy when he made the last video and the guy was filming and going talk about how everything's fine between us Stan yeah say we're very good friends oh God this is Stan statement the whole thing has been confusing to everyone including myself and the fans
but I'm now happy to be surrounded by those who want the best for me I'm thrilled to put the lawsuit behind me and get back to business with my friends and colleagues at pow and launch the next wave of amazing characters and stories cuz he's got a lot he's got a lot more characters and stories in him Stanley yeah yeah at this there's a lot more insects he hasn't named demure man wheelchair man well macular degeneration under a blanket man macular degeneration man which causes deteriorating eyesight uh he uh he yeah they apparently took advantage of his ition to get him to sign away his rights that's what this article says too could we as as a community as a world just go we're going to leave him alone
now and just let him do his sing over in a corner somewhere yeah just don't don't United Nations anymore this guy Shane Duffy from the company said we're ecstatic that this ill-founded lawsuit has been dismissed and we look forward to working we stand again yada yada y I bet they're like the [ __ ] is going on this guy just [ __ ] signed the papers what's the problem like yeah yeah I I think I mean I don't know what pal does they obviously print comic books right uh seems like no idea entertainment company of some sort because if that's the case MTI and they've they've got the rights to whichever characters it is of Stanley's or they've got the rights to whatever ones he's thinks he's still got in him to bring out and then suddenly they're like oh by the way I think we
should put that project on hold with Stanley oh why oh he's suing us for a billion dollars wait wait he's not don't worry about it it's like and then next week he will be again and they'll be like for [ __ ] sake yeah stany already did this remember what no well I hope Stanley's all right and I mean he just I don't know why he can't just retire at this point I know like that's what I'm saying like just leave him alone now at point he's doing he's just doing damage to his brand he he is not he's the one who's not going away and I'm not saying that elder abuse is good or I'm not say saying that [ __ ] convincing an elderly man to sign his away his rights but we don't actually know any of that happened because everything he complains about he comes back and says
actually that didn't happen I'm actually even going to like everyone like we don't want him to come and sign things anymore no let him um yeah let him enjoy the few months he's got left [ __ ] I'm going to be so sad if I've just said that and he does go in a few months he will I mean he's got I mean he going to be gig of the week soon you say that every week Luke and it's going to be true at some point yeah that's right I don't want him to die it's going to be my hand it did sound like a bit of a threat again didn't it everything you say sounds like a threat speaking of people that are close to death um there's there's not really a gig of the wi
this week um no one no one has died that's really worth talking about except someone someone's going to write in and correct you on that I bet there'll be some somebody my Nana was lovely yeah no your nana was lovely but if we haven't spoken her about her on this podcast before then we're not going to speak about her now okay so calm calm your horses all right I know I'm the one who decides he's got you there fine is this pretend listeners Nana allowed to be geek of the week now look before you answer let me give you some details oh thank you she's a white supremacist and she and she committed suicide she would fall into dick of the Weg so you may not want to write in about your nan if that's her play the
jingle week there is however a geek funeral of the week uh this is [Laughter] [Laughter] need yeah jeez Microsoft didn't become the Jugger they were for [ __ ] giving their services away for free true make keep that payment up but letters around to software developers in the in the ' 80s saying stop giving your [ __ ] software away for free yeah you're devaluing our work so yeah I guess uh that makes
what's this gentleman's name uh Renard Matthews uh well uh submission for Geek of the week this week I guess Luke's got the final call on that all right so how did he he wasn't a white supremacist in fact definitely not he's black he was shot while walking his dog in New Orleans was it a targeted shoo you mean what did he do to deserve it a hit I think they're implying that this is a an accidental death on his part okay he walked into a bullet no I mean that there was obviously a purposeful shooting but that he wasn't the target target okay so based on
thisy I will give him geek of the week all right cuz that's a that's a pretty good Funeral for a geek yeah weird yeah yeah certainly unique yeah well it's like when the uh the funeral parlor at my friend Andrew's funeral [ __ ] up and they brought in the cast to The Imperial March which ended up being way better than what they'd actually planned although I've just seen what controller he holding I was about to say yeah I got I I will point out it is a PlayStation controller he's holding yeah but uh gamer is a gamer does that mean that his ghost is now merged with PlayStation he'll get some uh I think Luke's mellowed lately we're all Gamers doesn't matter which console you're on or which platform you enjoy Oh weird this is a
new I'm just trying to be nice to Sony so they'll allow crossplay and send us some PlayStations people keep saying uh actually we we do have some PlayStation related news this week uh well indirectly but there's a lot of games I want to play on the PlayStation but I don't have time and I don't want to buy one so if uh if Sony if you want to send me one uh we'll start letting PS Gamers big Geck of the week and also I'll play some games yeah that's fair that's fair send me one too but I literally only want to play Last of Us yeah I got a PS3 uh which I could play The Last of Us on but now that I've seen the remastered ones it's it's hard to uh it's hard to go back I got a PS3 to play like the last of us I'm
Uncharted and stuff I started to play it and then went I not getting any achievements I forget that it's there actually I talk to uh Nate I think on Twitter this week about this because there's there's a news this week that it's not really news it's just that someone from um uh Naughty Dog the developers of the Uncharted and Last of Us series said and I thought this was [ __ ] cool that Nathan Drake uh doesn't get hit by bullets when he you know when you're playing the game and and the screen starts to go red cuz he's being shot he's not actually being shot they're missing him but as as you get hit more and more his luck runs out and then eventually he gets hit by a bullet and that's what kills him so he get ski by the last bullet in in real life one
bullet will pretty much take you out right and I thought that was really cool and I yeah it's great I don't think it's addressed in the game which I I guess is sort of neat but also I guess I don't know I feel like that's a cool thing that I would have liked to know as I was playing just cuz I think it's interesting yeah it is but yeah in the in the real thing he was getting hit by bullets that's actually happening but they just like to think it was this thing that's why they don't explain it in the game right cuz it's not true oh okay so you're not saying that in future iterations of this game that will be the case they're come hang out and said oh no no no no you actually do just get killed by one bullet it's just that none of those ones were actually bullets okay
well if if you can say that about a game where that wasn't always the case then [ __ ] it it's like that with Wolfenstein as well exactly yeah sure well except except in Wolfenstein you have health in in in yeah I'm pretty sure when I'm getting shot over and over again it's not quote affecting my health it's killing GE of War GE of War does the same thing then I mean it makes sense when you when you're taking armor damage for example some games you take armor damage and then only once your armor like Wolfenstein if you want to look at it like that no but I I did think it was sort of a nice sort of spin to put on it yeah and it made me want to play those games again because I started to play Uncharted and I started to play the last
of us but my PlayStation was always there kind of on the Shelf below my Xbox and when I got time to play I would no no no I would turn the Xbox its place and then I would I'd be like oh I've got some time to play a game I'd turn the Xbox on and then go and sit down and then yeah and I just exactly and then the PlayStation just never got used so yeah I start I still haven't unpacked my PlayStation don't get me wrong guys I loved the PlayStation 2 oh yes that was such a good console yeah but yeah and then but yeah I just moved over to Xbox I still say my favorite console has always been the Dreamcast oh yeah that thing amazing still still do you have one do you have the Fishing controller oh The Fishing
controller is great I don't I do I did have a Dreamcast but it broke oh the bad thing well not the bad thing for us the bad thing for Seager on that is there's no copy protection so all you do was burn a disc and you had the game yeah like the olden days yeah do you remember I don't know what just I just thought of this I was thinking about my commodor 64 did you guys have commodor 64s no I never had one I did I did play friends one so oh yeah yeah mean put the cassette tape in and hitting play yeah rewinding it before you could play it again maybe some listeners can write in and tell me this or I could try I'm try and research it during the week maybe do some followup next week right but for listeners who didn't have a commodor 64 it was just a very it was an old
computer it was the very first computer I had to learned to program on it but it had a bunch of [ __ ] awesome games and originally it came with a tape drive like a cassette tape drive that the game the games were literally on cassette and then later some of list not even know what that is I learned that the young guy in my office has never owned a CD [ __ ] hell yeah well and later on they came out with with disc drives but they were the 5 and A4 inch big floppy disc drives and if you're wondering why the the discs are called floppy discs it's cuz they were [ __ ] floppy at one point I had to explain that to someone at work the other week what a floppy disc was and why it was called that cuz
the 3 and 1 half in ones are hard plastic like you you work in it yeah but that's old Tech man that's [ __ ] old but uh 5 and a/4 inch floppy discs right I don't know if you guys know this there were two kinds they held I think they held either 128 kiloby for single sided and then you get double-sided ones that held the data on both sides so you could flip it over and uh I think it's either that or actually I think it's 256 and then 512 512 KOB anyway I think it was 5 I remember it being 512 I think it might be 512 but if you took a single sided disc the cheaper ones the way that that the computer could tell was that they had a notch on the side and when you flipped it over if it didn't have a
notch on the other side it didn't work but you could use a hole punch to punch out a notch on the other side and you could turn a single-sided disc into a double-sided disc and I used to do that all the time and and just you know double the storage space I had on a disc but now I'm like and at the time I just seemed like a genius thing to do right but now I'm like surely it's not that simple like why why did that work so if if any lists know I'm assuming maybe that it's something to do with the quality of the of the magnetic material inside or something like that like why what actually was [ __ ] difference work yeah because I'm I'm telling you now I used to whole punch the [ __ ] side of the thing and it became a double-sided disc I were just
trying to sell more of them what's that could it just be that they trying to sell more of them maybe maybe but then I don't know why you would sell the expensive ones but yeah I don't know maybe it's got something to do with the the way that the interior like disc part was constructed and maybe it worked it just they weren't good for you know long-term storage or something it worked for you though yeah it did yep absolutely I wish I could do that I I didn't have the c64 I had the Omega 500 which used the um five and sorry the the 3 and half inch floppy you had silk worm oh silk worm was amazing yeah it was a Commodore 64 that I had my first all night I thought he was going to say say something else I would have been I think
about would have been about 7 or 8 and I went over to a friend's house we going to beat what you said so this is all going to seem pretty sus but keep going and I was just he was asleep and I was justor 64 and then the next thing I know his mother walks in W and opens the blinds and it's daylight and I've been doing it all night I gave you the ending oh you sure did you sure did so dead you've been playing a new game I I have there's a reason I've been playing a new game too it's because [ __ ] Conan dares me not to play it every time there's always something right and now the something is our
server just isn't there it's just not there it's not in the list and when I log into G portal yeah it lets me log in and then just goes no you don't have a server [ __ ] refund what is my money that was that was like the worst server setup Ever every time you wanted to play it needed an update or the server was down yeah so look I'm going to get I mean I swore off the game last week anyway and I had some time on my hands this weekend and thought look I'm here it's here you know I might give it another go see how I feel little look uh and no no I did not so I thought [ __ ] it I'll use this opportunity to catch up on a game that everyone tells me I should uh play uh especially you guys uh especially Matt and so I downloaded The
Witcher 3 wild yes you got you how are you enjoying it uh yeah I am enjoying it uh I haven't played a huge amount of it but um yeah I dig it that opening animated sequ quence is [ __ ] mindblowing yeah [ __ ] Crow through the face yes I was like I think I'm G to like this game yeah you've got you oh God it's got so much cool [ __ ] like that that like I think yeah I think you're going to enjoy this bit more than Conan because when you've got like that few hours SP free you're actually going to feel like you're really accomplish accomplishing stuff everything everything is voice acted everything has a story there's no like it doesn't you know like it doesn't feel like you're
just ticking off boxes always there's like even the the side quests feel enjoyable there's something to them it's not there's a notice board and the guy's like please help me it's killing all of my sheep and like even if it's just something like that it's like it feels like you're doing something it's so good mind you I did one side quest where a guy wanted me to go and find his cart which uh he said he'd been attacked by monsters and there was something cart that he wanted so I would find the cart and you find an arrow in the horse's neck and you're like hang on this wasn't a monster this was this was a dude and you go back and talk to him you see him sitting there holding a bow and arrow and your options are to just give him the stuff without saying anything or to
call him out on it so I call him out on he's like I Know What You Did mate and it just comes up Quest failed I'm like oh okay so it's not that there's multiple ways to do things it's just that I didn't do that one correctly well no have you started to play gwent yet no I've avoided gwent so far oh Gwen's pretty good is a is great yeah it's a really good game like game within a game yeah yeah honestly I spent just as long playing gwent as I did playing the rest of the entire game yeah I don't know it's just the people that have tried to invite me to play gwent have always been like kind of dodgy characters that I'm you know so take their money take their money take their special cards yeah you haven't seen me gamble have
you well I'm confident you're going to enjoy it it's [ __ ] great uh like honestly might might be my favorite game ever it's it's it's that good so uh and city project red kind of revealed fairly nonchalant I think this week just that uh I don't I guess I don't really know why people thought thought it was the end for the series uh which of three is not the the last game in the series uh might be the last one that follows geralt maybe uh you know although I guess who knows but uh but they are going to keep making witchy games uh so that's cool cuz that world is [ __ ] sick yeah like yeah you you've got that entire world to play with you just don't have to focus on the same characters give us no no no you can
even go earlier when there were more witches around cuz Gerald's gal's like the last of witches Gerald Gerald Geral Gerald he's the last of the witches no he's not no no Gerald is Gerald is Gerald is gotta he's a new character you going to play gotcha the which of four you could play as like a sorceress that'd be cool eh I don't like magic you guys love playing women though you love playing I want to play as I want to play as a female but yeah I don't want to be sorceress or anything i' I've never been a big fan of magic okay you play as a never used that'd be good for Dan yeah I've met a dwarf already oh yeah there's a bunch of them he plays a big part in the game that little dwarf blacksmith or is there another one oh no no no you're thinking of um zultan thinking of a
little dwarf blacksmith yeah actually no I'm I'm thinking of Dragon Age Oh you mean uh yeah what's his name varic from Dragon Age yeah I know you know what I I find it so funny there's it's still at the start of the game so you'll see that I haven't played much of it yet but you you meet this this guy this Hunter and he's like why do you live outside of the village he's like I can't live in the village I'm a freak and and he's like trust me I know about freaks you know I'm a Witcher and he's like no man I'm I'm like a dead set of freak he's like let me guess werewolf and he's like no man I'm gay yeah y it's like oh wow okay harsh but
fair so not fair look speaking of uh you guys basically being transgender when you play video games sure um I'm not sure it's quite the same but all right it is exactly the same and you can quote me on that internet um so Scarlet Johansson uh has just taken a role in a film where she will play a transgender character and then later in the same week she's come out and said uh I got hated on by the transgender community so much that I'm dropping out that's been happening a lot more and more you can only play what you are yeah yeah no I don't think this is so much of a you can only play what you are this I think this is more of a there aren't really me many roles where a character is transgender and there are
a lot of good transgender actors out there if maybe I don't maybe I don't follow Matt thinks twice do we do we have a jingle for Matt thinks twice before he says something he'll regret see I think that the hate that they they I don't know what type of hate she got but I'm guessing it was probably well over the top and knowing the kind of hate people do get on the internet I would say you're right but what I find hilariously ironic about this is that scol Johansson was going to play a man who became a woman in a film right and the gender the transgender Community said no you've got to be the sex you were meant to be yes that's kind of the thought I was having and it was more it was the it's like guys SC Johansson's a woman isn't a
trans woman a woman as well what's the difference and like yes I know that there's a difference but aren't we supposed to be acknowledging that there isn't a difference isn't that the whole point of all this so I think we're supposed to be staying the [ __ ] out of it yeah yeah that's that's why that's why I had I was like H maybe maybe I shouldn't maybe I'll have these thoughts to myself and I'll I'll come out and say I'm mad don't worry I just don't look I get it but also I don't get it because it seems counter to what they're trying to go for you know like where we want to be which is that we're all the [ __ ] same it seems like they're coming down on the other side now and I'm not even sure they realize that that's what they're doing exactly no no no I I I s of see
where they're coming from this so especially for the thing of well that's the thing I do too Luke I do too but but I don't I I can see why they would come down this side I just think it's countered to what they were saying previously you know it's it I think it makes it a bit more confusing for me anyway like I'm not really sure what's the deal no this is I to me I just look at this is it's not very it's very rare that someone who's transgender could actually play someone who's transgender cuz there aren't many transgender characters so luk pronouncing the word transgender yeah trying so hard but yeah this is like one of their first chance to play mainstream role where they can be themselves and then they give it to
someone else so that's where I I'll stop I'll stop you there they're playing a role they can't be themselves that's the whole purpose of acting and yes yes but you know what I mean I do they not want to do that they want to go through and be act out the the the whole transition again don't they not want to do that like I don't know I guess maybe we're not qualified to uh we're definitely not qualified yeah there's no maybe about it yeah I don't know we know a few we know a few transgendered people if they want to write in and let us know what they feel about this yeah I think it's we don't see many transed roles in film and I think it' be a good chance to get something bit more mainstream out there Luke I think this is a good chance for
you to write a great transgender character but let's F go onto something where we we are allowed to talk oh [ __ ] and we W say wrong things all right cisgender oh Harrison for there you go okay we can talk about him he's a white man oh yeah he's going to die we are never going to get to see Indie five yeah so they've they delayed probably not a bad thing that's my concern is that they've delayed ind5 and now don't I mean don't delay it too much yeah like he's he's already quite old and he does like to do put himself in position so he gets hurt yeah so yeah so they pushed back the filming to what 2021 or is that when they're releasing it now uh I think that's the release date 2021 but uh okay but but I won't start filming to 20120
at the earliest probably yeah I don't know man I mean he's good health they're taking a big gamble here cuz how old haris now he'd be 75 see I'm assuming he can he's got another three years in him then 76 76 so be close to 80 that's damn old especially to be running around as indie or is he just going to be like oh here's what they do I've worked out what to do for ind5 m so Harrison Ford is still Indiana Jones he's in a nursing home telling someone about a story and you flashback and you get the kid who is Young Indiana Jones to come back and play him a [ __ ] I don't want to interrupt you but a wasp is murdering a grasshopper on my window right now hang on I'm GNA give
me a sec I'm going to send you a snap of this hang on I've taking my headphones off just it's all right you you take your time I'm uh I'm finding out who the actor who played young Indiana Jones was [ __ ] intense we just agree never to say the word intense ever again yeah I agree with that it's been tainted it really has was is now murdering Matt okay I'm back no I I got away I got away I sent you snack so did anyone else not know that young Indiana Jones was played by Shawn Patrick Flannery who was one of the [ __ ] Brothers in uh The Boondock Saints I didn't know that huh no I didn't know that I knew it was River Phoenix in uh like crus but in the show I guess I didn't know well there were two versions of the TV show one where he was an actual child and one where he's a
teenager as a teenager he's played by Sha Patrick Flanery okay did not know that I did not know that either now I want to know who played him as a little kid and I kind of want to go back and watch them now they were great shows I bet they're not but well I remember them being great remember being Sunday afternoon listeners if you know afteron if you know who played Indiana Jones as a child right in let us know podcast at multip ner gas.com M nerg on Twitter multiple ner gas on Facebook uh or just let us know what you think of the show uh we love to hear from you and uh if you want to support the show you can give us a positive rating on iTunes that's incredibly helpful uh or you can head over to patreon.com multiple nerdgasm and for as little as $1 a month you can support the
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yeah uh so yeah that's uh that's patreon.com multip nerdgasm before we move on Luke do you realize that your idea for Indie 5 where an old man Indie tells stories about what he did when he was young and then the kid from Young indanones plays out those stories that that actually is the premise to the young in Jones Chronicles and it worked back then why won't it work now guys there's uh there's an elephant in the room and that elephant's name is Lando calisan leave it at that has he put on that much weight we uh we haven't talked about it yet but uh some Star Wars newss news and it's official Now isn't it it's all of the websites Say official so I'm
assuming it's official Lando cian's Back Billy D Williams will be playing Lando in episode 9 I love that Billy D Williams has been around this whole time and no one gave a [ __ ] but because charlish Gambino did such a good job of his Billy D Williams impersonation they're going you know who else does a pretty good Billy D Williams as Lando impersonation Billy D Williams I don't know if he does these days what does he do now God knows well remember old intervie him being grumpy in photos with with fans yeah Hannah's met him and says he's lovely I'm sure he's lovely to Hannah did he did he kiss her on the hand and and give her a sleazy smile I don't know I wasn't there maybe mention yeah yeah that is suspicious why
wouldn't she say something yeah if she didn't say anything then I think we can assume that that is what happened yeah I still don't know why he wasn't in episode8 uh because Ryan Johnson didn't want to include anything said there was no part for him no I mean like part was in the casino yeah but he didn't Ryan Johnson cut away all of that Nostalgia [ __ ] like that's that was kind of his big deal I can't imagine him ever bringing back another character to be in that movie his whole deal was like kill the past and then JJ steps back in he's like [ __ ] Lando guys Lando yay cuz we're [ __ ] [ __ ] I could understand killing the past in his own spin-off movie but you don't do it
in like a sequel well he did yeah he did as as Mark Hamill says it's just a relay and they're just chucking the Baton to someone else yeah cuz I think I'm I'm still baffled by the fact that the Disney's not that they're standing by him because obviously they have to stand by him because because they produced the work but just that they've been so supportive of him when the fan backlash has been so strong like oh Jesus Jesus I've just [ __ ] watched your snap oh yeah Jesus Christ that is brutal it I looked up and it just [ __ ] flew into the window like tackled it into the window and was just like [ __ ] [Laughter] die wow [ __ ] if Stan Lee could see that there's probably another superhero in
that [ __ ] murderous wasp I think and then I don't know if you could hear it on the snap but I think it said man on the wasp in cinemas now yeah and I still have no intention of going and seeing that uh I still haven't seen the first one Jenna got stung by a a yellow jacket on the foot the other day we had a a bunch of the you know full well the countries that we live in and that we don't have whatever the [ __ ] that's called all right tell us what that is it's a it's a b it's a b it's like a a little B and it's like uh a bee and a raincoat oh actually okay it's a wasp it's not a bee I've been thinking these things with bees Google Yellow Jack and then you'll see these little [ __ ]
we had a nest of them under the stairs at the back just I don't know cropped up one day and they little [ __ ] Matt can I uh can I can I ask a question it's kind of a followup question to something that you said on the podcast maybe a year ago right okay yeah remember when you first moved to America okay so it was longer than a year ago and you said [ __ ] bees look really different here they're like long and thin have you just been seeing a lot of Jacket wasps I I did say that but also I said I think I said that they were big and fat here the Bees No they're big and fat at home aren't they like the humble bumblebee so I didn't mean for that to rhyme okay then yeah probably I um I did mean that no no
no look I just looked up North American bees and you can see that they are they actually look very similar to The Yellow Jackets which is was hence my confusion probably but if you look up bumblebees uh of North America and see what they look like they're all fuzzy and and big so we got lots of different kinds of bees and we have all of them around our house but yeah she got stung by a [ __ ] yellow jacket and her foot she kill it no I don't think so but I got rid of the nest is it one of those ones that dies after it kills I mean dies after it stings no was just keep on going yeah but yeah they come back up and apparently it's the sixth most painful sting you can get really m so there's like betrayal is the first loss
right yeah y betrayal loss yeah sorry that that that stuck up on me Nate sent in something else this week yeah yeah he did and I think I speak for everyone when I say I'm a bit freaked out well I watched it did you yeah Jenner and I watched it last night I couldn't find it so listeners there is a film on Amazon Prime called the something in the Pillager Sasquatch longtime listeners to the show will understand immediately why that's of interest to us but uh for those that don't know so much of our jokes have sprung from this yeah so the origins of this originally are there's a there's a
video on YouTube of a guy calling into some Talk Radio Show in Australia called Bongo Bongo happy acr's [ __ ] retirement home he calls from because he's been attacked by something in the Pillager and it took it took him to his humpy where it had a bunch of n legs the piger for non Aussies is a national park basically a big big bit of Outback yeah yeah and he says there's some horrible Beast there and cuz the the Legend is that the yahi which is an Australian creature lives out there and this guy sounds legitimately freaked out by the fact that I believe it I don't believe there's a yahi but I believe that Bongo thought he saw one in the piger because he is petrified while he's telling the story good morning Bongo oh hello there this is bongo here this thing just first
started a rocking and he might he he he pulled the door off at off the off the hinges and it this this thing like it's it device exp you know explanation what it looked like it it was it was horrific and it it took me through the bush a fairway so it grabbed all of you and and when he realized that I I was no good to him he he he he took me back he took me back to the edge of the road whatever it was I assume it was a he if it was a she there's something wrong in the world butong I never ever saw him again and what what did it look [Laughter]
like can't explain that was hor horrible and so a lot of we've made a lot of jokes about it over the years it's kind of you know all we showed all our friends the video because it was very funny and we've made jokes about it continually we made a character called Terry smallo uh who who you'll be familiar with uh we made a series called tempting fate Jenna and I which is available on the website um in fact I'm to relas the phrase tempting fate is a quote from Bongo yes and so somebody made a movie about a beast in the Pillager which is obviously already of interest to been talking about been doing for we've been talking about making that movie ourselves that's true we have and we've been talking about
that for years not only that the guy the director writer and director of this movie's name is danne Millard it's so weird guys this is like bizar Universe Dan's like I'm going to add some letters and swap a letter and that's my pseudonym yeah now is this you Dan did you just go out and make this and you didn't want to share credit with us guys if I made a piger movie without you I would be the worst friend in the World Imagine That imagine I was like hey guys I uh I've got something to tell you I I went and made a piger movie didn't let you in on it and Matt's like Dan you know how much [ __ ] work I put into the Terry small shoe more than it warranted let's be
fair don't ever say that Matt don't you ever say that but I watched it we well Jenna and I both watched it last night yeah how is it you found it in Italy or you no no I have Amazon Prime so I just put it on oh right it's oh [ __ ] I have Amazon Prime I always forget it's not great oh it's not great okay it's uh it's got some good performances in it actually uh but my problem with it is that it's it's basically a found footage film and say no more so the conceit of it is that this I guess this two two there kind of four main characters but there it starts out there's two main characters there two Aussie you know Outback OCA guys cruising around in a truck causing trouble one of them
continually films everything on his camera and then it's New Year's Eve and they pick up some girls and the two girls kind of become main characters after that and then it's just it's very long and and not a lot happens in it but it does go for an hour and a half so yeah it's uh I don't know it wasn't the uh the the gripping Terror Fest that I was hoping for life never is Matt but the director writer director Dane Millard uh is very proud of it and uh if you check out uh he's got a bunch of videos and stuff he's just he's just he seems like a [ __ ] really really nice guy and he's just really really he's happy with this
film and he's proud of it um so check it out look other than the fact that he's clearly trying to steal my identity uh yeah I got no problem with this guy but that's there's something in the pill look thanks Nate for sending that in I uh [ __ ] man I like to think that Nate is like full on looking out for me with that you know what I mean he's like seeing that and he's like no man that's not on yeah I assume he's he's already contacted them and told them yeah and you don't Nate's not the kind of guy you want to [ __ ] with as well no no I mean we shouldn't really talk about it on air but he has killed a man Jesus okay can I talk about something that I've been doing this weekend of course absolutely I uh I decided to set a little exercise for
myself and watch all of the films from directors that I love that for some reason I never saw oh yeah right so I basically just I just had two windows open I had IMDb open on one and the Pirate Bay open on the other one and I just looked up people like Spielberg Francis Copa um Ron Howard just and I'm just picking out the little ones in between that for some reason or other I never saw so um I started with a film by uh one of my favorite directors and I know a big favorite of the show and that's Ridley Scott and uh there's not many Ridley Scott movies I haven't seen but up until yesterday I had not seen 1492 the movie where Gerard deu plays Christopher Columbus discovering America I haven't seen and I think there's a
reason we haven't I think uh I mean look there's there's certain things about a Ridley Scott movie that you're always going to get beautiful photography right just lovely compositions and but uh I'm pretty sure I've seen Gerard depio in movies and not thought he was a terrible actor but in this one that is not the case it's awful to watch him okay so uh yeah he's the guy from Green Card correct yeah and I [ __ ] love Green Card green card is a really really smart script directed by an Australian Peter Weir um And he as far as I can remember he's great in that movie but this you Weir the guy from The Howling three oh man I don't know but I'm going to look now he's the guy who did Master and Commander oh no it's
definitely not that never mind Dead Poet Society is the is the main I also watched the movie this weekend which I think you guys will be proud of me oh yeah the Fast and the Furious the first one the first one I loved that movie when I was I I haven't seen the first one in my 20s I guess I don't get it you don't get it no I see so cuz I've seen this one and I've seen for the other ones yeah do they just get stupider and stupider as they go oh yes they do luk yes they do well I don't know CU I've only seen one and it's the one James one yeah that one is particularly silly in a good way but yes they definitely escalate I guess one just seems like a normal car movie where it's just an undercover
cop goes undercover to stop a crime and then becomes friends with them yep and it's got some car racing that is not unbelievable oh some of it's pretty unbelievable oh you where they drive under the trucks and stuff you mean yeah yeah and so I'm going to try and watch the sequel there isn't there isn't a scene where the rock who was in hospital in a in a cast suddenly realizes that they can't do the mission without him and just flexes his muscles until all the plaster disintegrates around it sadly there is not when's that one seven I think that's number six six or seven okay seven so and now he's getting a spin-off with Jason STM their characters are getting spinoff movie yeah and I think that's because he refuses to make another movie with Vin
Diesel could be yeah they are not friends no and I can't I can't imagine the rock not liking someone unless they're a [ __ ] you know yeah look I I obviously don't know all the details but I do recall at the time he was questioning his work ethic and The Rock from what I can gather is probably damn yeah he can probably question anybody's work ethic at this point yeah the rock never stops I don't know if I believe all of this cuz I follow him on Instagram because I think he's a pretty [ __ ] interesting dude and I don't know if I believe all the hype to be honest because he's he'll he's like flying around everywhere he gets to [ __ ] a hotel somewhere at 3:00 a.m. and then he's working on his laptop and and and like he'll sleep for
2 hours and then he's off again and it's just like really [ __ ] man like how is that sustainable you worry about that later I just really worried about Dwayne you know he's working himself too hard I'm pretty sure he does have his downtime but he's got he's got his gym that follows him I know I know it's just always there in the background the what's he called the iron [ __ ] I can't remember oh yeah he's got a name for his gym the yeah they they pack it up and bring it with him wherever he goes um the iron is iron Paradise the iron Paradise wasn't as creative as we I thought it was going to be sounds like a sex toy yeah well maybe it is for him I can't wait to meet him and just give him a hug okay well hopefully that happens
yeah I do hope that happens I hope I hope for your sake Luke I hope for his sake I just hope for the sake of the world I think the world would be a better place if somewhere out there there's a photo of lukee and The Rock embracing yeah and the Rock just giving you a bit of a squeeze and saying it's a big arm don't fight it have you seen Rampage yet no no that's my favorite bit in that movie he's choking a guy out and the guy's like struggling and he's like sh sh it's a big arm don't fight it such a good movie I was going to go see it movie didn't just it went fast guys it's really good I'm not joking it's a really good movie
you should watch it I don't know um I uh I'm friends on Facebook with a certain U ball and uh he is urging me not to watch it yeah well no I I mean I love U but I think maybe he's just a little jealous also skysc do these skyscrapers complaining so I got to go see I don't skyscraper I'm not going to go see what this one doesn't interest me it's got Dwayne The Rock Johnson in it yeah just because he's in it doesn't mean I'm it's going to be great and I have to see he he will be I'm sorry I'm what are you what are you saying to me Luke just because he's in it doesn't mean it's going to be great I don't understand okay he will be great in it but it doesn't necessarily
mean it's going to be a great movie cuz it's Sky doesn't look like the type of movie I would enjoy it looks like do die it does look like the kind of movie you would enjoy Luke I'm sorry if that if this doesn't look like the kind of movie en you enjoy I don't know what kind of movies you do enjoy yeah I don't know any myself anymore well I'm GNA go see it hopefully this week so I'll let you know all right let me know if I should go see it yeah you should it's school holidays and I wanted to go to movies but I refused to go to movies to school holidays I want to go see Jurassic world and see how terrible that is oh you go see that but you won't go see skyscraper I don't know you go and see that because it's terrible but you won't go and
see skyscraper be because even though he will give what I'm sure will be an endearing performance as guy who [ __ ] goes wrong around him and during action and he's only got one leg do he yeah he's an in it and it's got NE Campbell as his wife oh what you like constantly looks miserable no no I can say I don't like NE Campell all right then fine but tell me this Luke mhm Dwayne or Chris Pratt oh that's that's actually a real tough one is it no it is I'll will say that they're to me they're about the same Caliber Caliber as actor as each other yeah yeah but they both seem just as nice no I don't know I don't know about that all right i' know who I'd be backing in a fair fight or yeah I know I
know which one should be on top during gay sex but uh yeah I'm sorry I I can't choose between those two that surprises me and I don't I guess I what do you have against Chris Pratt nothing I just just surprises me that you put him up on the same level as as The Rock surprises me that you put the rock on such a high level that what as Chris Pratt what the [ __ ] is going on I don't Chris Pratt's fine I quite like the guy but like okay that surprises me I guess the biggest difference between Chris Pratt and the rock is that Chris Pratt will happily continue working with Vin Diesel wait is he what's he in with Vin
Diesel isn't Vin Diesel uh I am Groot oh yeah he recorded every single of those lines separately in all the languages yep which is that's pretty awesome it's pretty weird well I guess if he probably looked at his paycheck and went [ __ ] me I can't just read this once I guess I could learn how to say three words in 12 languages for this much money yeah I mean let's be honest they didn't have to get me to do this they could have gotten practically anyone to do it they could have gotten somebody off Fiverr and paid them literally $5 Luke could have done it yeah luk could have definitely done it y yeah and he got more money than we will probably earn combined for three years it's very specific after the fourth year we
probably caught up to him yeah yeah yeah I would be interesting to find out what combined income is over three years and then and then hold on hold on I I bet you can find out online what um how much what he got paid for it yeah I'm not complain that you can find out online the net worth of the most of this podcast well we could find the debt worth of you I know hang on Vin Diesel Guardians 2 salary well apparently last year he made $6 billion off of The Fast and the Furious movie that came out whichever one that was what so uh did you say billion billion this is a question on Cor did Vin Diesel ever forget his lines in
Guardians of the Galaxy well I am guys I've said my own name said my own name maybe yes when he was doing one of the other languages oh yeah he's got yeah you got him there yep Vin Diesel is currently the highest paid Marvel actor no no please go no do you think that in 3 years you me and Matt make more than $54.5 million he did not get paid that for to say I am Groot they must this must be accumulative right I mean it's going to be close but I don't think we're going to get there Luke it's going to be very close I'm sure I got to work a lot of overtime
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