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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I saw probably the most depressing meme I've ever seen today very simple one it said stop making fun of Fallout one and Fallout 2 fans no seriously I work in an old person's home and we need to reduce that stress and yeah we that game came out a long time ago when did Fallout one come out I think it was 90 97 97 huh after that I saw did I don't know if you guys saw this uh the max pain came out 20 years
ago this month [ __ ] hell stop it what are you why are you doing this cuz I had to experience it so you should all EXP as well so they had the guy who sort of is Max pain like the guy who does the face guy who does The Voice come out and do like a 20y year like thank you to everyone who brought this to life I was when I saw it I was kind of hoping that it was a and here's a remake of it cuz I wouldn't mind playing through the first max painting again oh the second one the second one was great too third one when he just yeah he's working company completely different game he shaved his head yep they just had some Hitman skins left over and a Hawaiian shirt that's right unfortunately it wasn't an announcement
for our here a remake of one and two which would have been amazing I thought one of the devs was the voice and face model in the first game uh one of the devs definitely was the face model sure did the voice actor okay just going back to Fallout I I never played the first Fallout until Fallout 2 came out and then I was over at a friend's house and I saw him boot up Fallout 2 and they had that animated sequence at the start and I was like what the [ __ ] is this and why am I not playing it right now I had a demo of uh Fallout 1 when I was young I remember demos share like you could play up to I don't even remember I think maybe it was just you could play
but the timer was like like an hour or something yeah like instead of however long the actual timer is something like that um yeah I always remember that well the first time you play through it you don't realize it's really time sensitive until the game just stops and says you've run out of time sorry about that but you didn't get your water CH Ste of your skeleton in the desert can I go back to approve your save and continue from there yes but do you have enough time to get the water CH you don't [Music] yeah I've got to go collect some feathers yeah I might just be bored and raiding the river yeah I did see some Bits of Paper with tattoos on them
floating around so I'm going to go get those try to get them then I'll see what they look like on me yeah mhm yeah yeah I am I kind of happy that they did get rid of that time frame for some it is a good game I I was thinking the other day cuz I'm still playing it too and last night when I was playing a bit I was thinking really enjoying it I think think Odyssey is probably still better though oh absolutely I think it's a better game Odyssey is [ __ ] amazing it's excellent one thing that sucks about Odyssey is I went to install all the DLC and everything and I was going to go through and play that but then I remembered I gave the disc which is probably the last game I brought on disc to my sister oh no so that's gone so I mean you could buy it for $10 and then
you wouldn't need the disc anymore well I've gone digital but to buy it online is still 100 bucks no I think there's a sale on your sister your sister needs to get an Express post envelope then and send you back the disc she she's just playing farall is the game sale on right now on uh let me a look and see if it's on sale it's not old enough to you have bought it on disc surely yeah it came out a few years ago You' played the Hitman games right Dan I was looking at those because there's a like I said I think the ultimate game sale is on so I was looking at those they they good yes yes they are got it and origins in a pack for I could buy watch Legion I could buy what dog Watch Dogs Legion and Assassin's Creed Valhalla for 92 bucks Assassin's Creed
Odyssey Gold Edition 25 right now oh so maybe it's just that that base level uh see well even this is an annoying thing like it's for me to get the Gold Edition which is on sale it's $43 ah the Edition comes with all the DLC that I got cuz I brought just a DLC and if it was like 10 to 15 I'd buy it I think I'm going to have to wait cuz it just feels wrong to buy an addition I already own most of Luke this couldn't possibly be the only game you've already owned and then bought again it's definitely not he's bought The Witcher several times yeah yes um okay well no
it hasn't but am I going to play it is the big question I'm know what the game I'm playing a lot at the moment and I don't know why GTA 5 oh really I gave up on the GTA at some stage I don't get excited by them anymore I've not played a lot of five I've played a little bit but I'm enjoying it I'm actually sort of wishing that I played with people online so I can do some of the heists yeah I think I have it like I own it I just hav I never really played it well it's on Game Pass at the moment well then I definitely have it yep but yeah I actually I was playing recently cuz I wanted to get there was an achievement I was close to like get to level 50 yeah I got it and then I just kept playing every day do any listeners want to play GTA 5
with me it's like Luke's like weirded out cuz he's like I'm playing games like a normal person yeah I just started playing it then enjoyed it so I played more played more yeah it's it's weird um there's no like achievement I'm aiming for well if I was playing with people online there are a few Heist achievements I would try and play with people but there's they released a new Heist a little while ago that you can complete single player so I'm actually just going through that and completing all the prep missions and doing everything and at the end of it there's no achievement I'm I'm going to admit something that might shock You Luke but I don't even know what achievements there are when I'm playing a game if I get if I get an achievement it's a
coincidence purely by accident yeah I just play games cuz I like to yeah I I don't understand that anymore like uh this month I've probably got more than the both you combined I've gotten like the last two three years mate you might have more than I've gotten in my entire oh this month yeah no no no definitely I got I think I'm at like 43,000 this month and what games did you have to play to get them I've played a lot of very easy games to get those ones and actually games that I'm getting upset with how easy the achievements are achievement unlocked played the game it's there was there's a company that goes out and they release games with very easy achievements for people like me so I pay seven bucks I go through I
unlock the achievements in minutes right they've been doing title updates to those games well they just change the ti of the game no no no they do a tit update so they're making an update but all the achievements have been is like play the next five levels when we give another th Gamers call and I'm yeah okay I don't mind the games are a bit of fun but one of the recent ones they did they went through and they went doing a title update to get the achievements you have to walk over the help spaces on the first three levels and I even I'm thinking no that's that's wrong it's stop making me play the game more it's making me go back and replay very simple levels and so I think Microsoft's going to step in soon I still went through and unlocked the m and got the gameer call but yeah
because you wanted to make sure you did before Microsoft did step in yes but seriously like there are some games that you can pay seven bucks yeah in 3 minutes you have locked all the achievements and then you want install I'm not going to do that I'll be honest that's that's called buying achievements L I'll just keep playing the game am still playing the game I do want I want to play the DLC for Assassin's Creed Odyssey but I've been playing Vala and now when I switch back to Odyssey I think I've I've talked about this before the frame rate is like painful at first like and I know I'll get used to it cuz I did already once before but it's just like the the difference is just like it's hard to go back and it's so weird because I never had 60 frames a second
for like M the since 2013 when that the uh the the Xbox one came out like 30 frames and then now suddenly I've got 60 and then now I'm like I can't even look at it [ __ ] hurts my eyes like jeez which is crazy cuz the first time you played it you went this game looks amazing it's beautiful all this and now I still think so yeah it's a piece of [ __ ] I still think Odyssey is like environment more beautiful than than valh but I think that's mostly because like that area of the world it's just beautiful is [ __ ] beautiful yeah it's just cheating but I also think I think that because it's England it's just it's very syy everywhere you go yeah just looks more of the same yeah there's
nowhere on that map I can climb on a giant dick you can come here and climb on a giant dick if you want L while exploring the map I do also miss and I know uh Odyssey had a little too much looting and upgrading of armor and weapons but I miss having any kind of upgrade I've got I've upgraded two pieces of armor and I'm using the same axe I've always had yeah yeah I mean you can do the upgrades it's just it's different it's less uh you do it less frequently I guess I don't want to do upgrades I want to find cool [ __ ] I know and I keep thinking can I dismantle some of these weapons no and you have to go and sell them and it's I keep forgetting I've just got like my my little Viking pouch is just full of [ __ ]
weapons yeah that's what I call my SC yeah yeah I didn't like inly I didn't like in fora I don't like the the that whole weapon system cuz obviously you had to up you did have to upgrade well not yeah you had to equip new armor and new weapons all the time to level up but if you didn't like the look of it you could just make it look like the armor you used to wear yeah which I always thought was cheating yeah that's yeah that's the one thing I don't like about it and unfortunately I think with the new way they're aiming Assassin's Creed I think that's the way of the future they're doing online service yeah we are definitely not the audience for these games anymore unless unless that means more content you know like more
content coming out constant updated the content you're going to be getting isn't that single player stuff it's going to be his prettier armor he's a new co-operate you can do with everyone it's not the way we play games and the thing I worry about is you know when you play an MMO and there's an area with enemies like say it's one of the the you know like a fortress in uh Assassin's Creed Odyssey it would be like in an MMO the respawn and then so you like it's just you know like when when you play Odyssey now if you clear out a fortress you go back and the [ __ ] these are the people you killed her there and it's like the the your actions have consequences in a way whereas in an MMO you come back 5 minutes later and they're all just back
yep like literally the the the cult of Cosmos person you just killed is just back again hanging around yeah and there's a Quee that you have to get in to kill him again yeah it's just I don't know not for me that kind of thing no y so I really hope they did stick with that single player content cuz I think yeah it's Assassin's Creed has come great again keep it there they're so good I don't want games as a service I've got Origins to play too but I have a feeling I'm not going to get as hooked on that as I have been I've been told it's very good as well I've been told it's not I've been Luke keeps poo pooing it but I've been told it's very good look honestly you will think foral
and odyssey are a lot better I think uh Origins is a stepping stone that got to there right all right cuz they keep referencing stuff in uh in the other two from oh I pay no attention to the story line anymore yeah yeah well I'm trying I gave up on the Assassin's Creed story a long time ago it is quite convoluted and silly but yes but if you enjoy it I do but yeah yeah Origins I think you will struggle more than you are with Odyssey at the moment we shall see I do like pyramids though to it yeah that was good to walk around and do but there was so many secrets and treasures you had to collect just like real life Luke hates video games yeah like real it does feel
like that sometimes walking around Egypt so many secrets and treasures here sick of it I've got to collect them all well actually that is a change that Ubisoft has made they used to have like achievements linked to like collecting everything now you don't have to collect everything so you get to a stage where I've collected enough I'm just going to play the game now but it's set in ancient Egypt so everything's not as interesting to your character as it would be to you as a modern person you know what I mean it's like the pyramids yeah the pyramid they built those the other day yeah that's the newest pyramid 30 years old build the 70s mate knock it down put a better one up why not well actually they did
actually take a lot of the sides of the pyramids off to build Cairo walls of Cairo all built from the sides of pyramids mhm mm see history mhm mhm that's all I know about Egypt I guess what I didn't realize playing alalla is how much cuz when when is this set like 6th 7th Century ad how many Roman buildings were still in Britain at that time but that makes perfect sense is the Prem medieval right right yeah exactly yeah I mean I've seen the wall the Roman walls in various places but that's all I've seen I've not seen as much as they clearly have in this yeah buildings with columns yeah yeah it's interesting and they actually traveled to a lot of those places to actually view them and when they're developing the game when people could
travel back in the olden days we I I just go back like we were so lucky we went to we met up in France when we did yeah that's true yeah that was just before it all happened cuz it was sort of happening while we were there yeah unrelated let's be clear it's not a 12 monkey situation I have been thinking about our next [Music] trip how about if we just go to Hawai okay I think that'll be the place that opens up soon and let's just do a relaxing holiday together don't go anywhere where you get go into Michelle Rodriguez mode and just get really trashed and drive your car around and crash into things it's where Luke gets
lost in Hawaii and we have to find him that's likely to happen I was thinking about that today like why cuz it's going to be a while before we can all like travel travel again so let's go on a relaxing holiday where we should all meet up you've got your kids with you and we just sit on a beach look can play in the kitty pool with our children yeah that's right I have cuz I'll get to go to the kitty club and I'll have so much fun and then you can go do boring tours boring tours what do I even want to look at in Hawaii I'm sure there's proba there are there ruins in Hawaii surely there was something there that got ruined along the way yeah I think we've ruined Hawaii I think that's the what the take away us what we do you got
a day day trip to volcanoes and I'll stay with the kids problem solved want a holiday I do too mate I've been uh curating myself a little David Tenant Marathon this we I think ition been in apart from Doctor Who lots of things things as it turns out and he's always very good um so I finished all of broad Church which was terrific right up until the very last episode I mean including that I'm not saying it fell apart in the end I just mean it was all very good yeah and then I wanted more and then I I went online and I found that there's another show where he plays a detective hunting down a killer and it's called Grace Point so I I got my hands on that and started watching it only to realize it's broad church but in America and it stars David tend as the same character
doing an American accent I was so disappointed Matt can you explain this why America does this yet no cuz they they've they've done it with like a lot of shows they tried to do it with red dwarf the office the the same show but um the in between is I mean I get I mean I guess they don't they did it with space foreign they they did it with space and and it didn't even make it past the first episode it was so bad yeah I don't know why they do it they did that movie uh what the the funeral movie you know what I'm talking about oh yeah yeah when they did Chris Rock remake right it was Chris Rock and I I don't know I don't know why
they do it they like to hear their own voices yeah yeah people just don't go see foreign films here and then as foreign films no no no I'm saying that counts here what I'm saying for some reason you know what I think we did take it for granted cuz we grow up BBC and all of that stuff and we think that British stuff is just as relevant as Aussie stuff the same yeah I don't even really disting we can consume American Media too but yeah yeah we still got Best of Both Worlds type of thing but yeah like there are something where it's not like it's a where changing it for America they'll do the same jokes Grace Point same director they learned with same director same actor same script the office the first season of the US offic
is just an attempted just reperformance of the same [ __ ] show like same scripts and everything and then they they stopped doing that because it sucked basically did we talk about James gandini in the office James gandini James gandini Tony Soprano from The Sopranos right you didn't know amazing actor and The Sopranos was you know Cutting Edge TV right after The Sopranos had ended 3 years after it had ended when uh what's Michael Scott I can't even remember his name his name Steve Carell Steve Carell when Steve Carell left and they were looking for a replacement and I know they did some funny things with guest to stars and stuff but initially they were looking for repl I put that in
quotes yeah so do why L um they approached gandal and they offered him $4 million to take the role of the manager right HBO then offered him $3 million to turn it down because a show that had already finished they didn't want to taint the memory of Tony Soprano so he just got $3 million yeah so he took the money stay at home yeah yeah he he got paid $3 million not to get a job it's a good deal see that's that's the kind of money you want yeah that's weird I mean he died say yeah but I still find it like it's pretty bad like that's he got $3 million not to do anything whereas that's more money than a lot of people will make in their lifetime imagine that I've been
offered a job 4 million bucks I'll give you 3 million to not do a godamn thing just stay at home like that is a if you were to get paid for a working week five working days you got paid $1,000 a day it would take you still 10 years to make that $3 million mhm how do you know thanks Luke [ __ ] you how do you know that cuz he set the parameters sorry what I'm saying is do you just have that that data stored away those values calculate that somewhere I just I just sort of made it up like if you look at like a year is 36 days if you get paid 300 $1,000 a day for every day that includes weekends and everything that's only 365,000 yes so we got to take away well now I'm depressed like take away weekends and holidays and all that don't take away my
weekends [ __ ] you don't take don't take you paid $1,000 for them thanks Scott Morrison if I can bring this back to David Tenant for a second just to just to add a Sprinkle of sunshine to this uh I did find another show where David Tenant is the serial killer being hunted by police it's called a spoiler it's called Dez no it's not um it's only three episodes and it's excellent de so is it three episodes or it's like a minseries I guess it's a minseries of Three episodes yeah so like three hour long episodes type yeah correct yeah yeah 3our episodes and while I'm throwing stuff out there I'm also watching staged have
you guys seen this staged I know David Tennant as himself and Michael Sheen as himself recording a sitcom in lockdown about them recording something in lockdown huh okay great I like all those people I'm looking at who's in this is it funny yes mhm watch it yeah I think so Luke it's perhaps not quite as clever as the Mythic Quest lockdown episode and it's a whole series right so like they're not trying to be clever but it is very funny I might look into it but I I I seem to be stuck on a loop of watching Fear Street at the moment I haven't seen Fear Street
Goosebumps or whatever thingy it's it's not for children no Jen's been watching Luke you're not necessarily a horror fan I'm surprised that you're watching not just watching it but exclusively watching this I don't know I sort of saw the first one and I enjoyed it and then I was waiting for the next two to be released Jenna watch Jenna apparently read all the books when she was young and so this is like yeah made for her basically yeah I can understand why they're not basically really advertising the Goosebumps side of it because yeah definitely not for kids no from what I've seen it's not well I mean like I said I haven't seen it but she said there's like a weird mix in a way because it's like a little bit PG-13 but then really not in some parts
right yeah so then there'll be a really graphic [ __ ] like and they are rated right yeah like there's there's sex scenes there's very gory murders it's yeah it's definitely not something you would think Goosebumps but no I really recommend them I enjoyed all three of them I don't remember was Goosebumps quite gory no no it's they're not Goosebumps like it's it's it's the same author but it's his like okay think Ariel Stein you think Goosebumps yeah it's like his young adult series I think okay yeah but yeah for some reason always ARL Stein will always just be Goosebumps to me I never knew that he wrote other stuff cuz you got to read them I'll be honest by the time I even was aware of Goosebumps I'd also
discovered Steven King so Goosebumps didn't read I never read Goosebumps no I never but that's the only place I know Ariel Stein from I highly recommend him I enjoyed all you have to watch all three you have to it's legal requirement you going to watch the first one it's like Feast Street 1985 then Fe Street 1978 and then Fe Street 1666 but they're a Trilogy like you watch all three of them and they're all intertwined I assume 1666 is about witches it might be they've up and film they've put them in the wrong order yes it's about witches trust me go and watch it I really enjoyed them okay all right is about sexy witches there are some sexy witches there excellent I don't think I watched any movies this week I definitely didn't watch watched a bit of
Psych I definitely watched psych [ __ ] what a great show can't believe I'd never heard of this [ __ ] show we watched the episode where where do you know the one I'm talking about Luke where uh Gus Gus's boss gets murdered mhm and he it's like a [ __ ] Naked Gun nordberg style sequence where he accidentally just [ __ ] up the crime scene it's so funny and then Sean comes in help him then the same thing happens again oh man I was I was in tears that was very funny Luke is there a way I can legally watch this or do I have to go to Italy prime prime okay yeah that's right I'm watching it so you I'm pretty sure you have access to I have access to Prime yeah yes I do I definitely did not watch snake eyes
and apparently neither did anybody else what Snake Eyes well ask Luke yeah Snake Eyes is the new GI Joe uh installment franchise installment that came out this week to a uh a blockbuster opening of $13.3 million which and what was the budget of the film uh approximately uh $88 million oh that's a loss that's a painful loss that does include the marketing obviously that's just the the budget for the film so oh God cuz marketing is probably the budget for the film as well it's going to be almost $200 million they'd have to make can I just say we uh 40-year-old men who were kids in the'80s if anyone is going to watch a GI Joe movie it's us and we have no interest in this character Snake Eyes favorite GI
character could not care less about this movie no if this had come out when I was a kid I would have been all over it mhm and I think that's the problem because you can't go to the movies anymore and the people who this would have been really marketed to are children this is not the time to release a movie like this I don't think this is a children's movie is it isn't this like a I assume would still be I assume 18 to 24 yeah really yeah this is like a a a have you seen the others maybe maybe 15 I saw one with you in America where they it's not kids there was the things where they were going to fire things from space and that was going to be bad so in they blew them up so I would fall I haven't seen that yeah it was nonsense but it's not a
kid they're all nonsense I've got no interest in this no I mean I don't think it is maybe maybe this is what kids movies are I think it's at early sort of that not quite teen they tween to sort of age I mean this is about ninjas and I could have told them this was not going to make money I mean will you explain it like that it sounds [ __ ] excellent but I just still not going to watch it look I mean look that doesn't maybe it is excellent I have no idea but no one's seeing it so that's it's it's just not good and I don't think this one had like a simultaneous release anywhere I could be wrong about that but if this is just in theaters that might explain some of this wellbody Australia could see it that's for sure right and like black widow had a butt ton of views on um
Disney plus which helped so whereas I don't know that this has that uh and I guess I guess yeah you're going to have to try harder if you want to lure people back into the theater these days yeah uh Jo Jo is not the way to do it like I think Black Widow you had a a market there right there people were frothing for another Marvel movie like it could have been any Marvel movie I think cuz yeah Marvel it's been been a long time since we had a Marvel movie right where this I don't think any it's been a long time since we had a GI Joe but no one's going I want to see the next GI Jo because I didn't even really know this was coming out I'll be honest I knew Black Widow was coming out I didn't know this was coming out I knew
that was coming out but I knew nothing about it other than the fact that it stars the guy from crazy Rich Asians uh that's all and I still won't go see this next next week I'm going to go see oh what's that movie James gun Suicide Squad oh yeah that's out next week I'm going to go see that I'll definitely watch that and that's something I'm interested in seeing I think that'll do a lot better than G Joe I will see it HBO and I hope it's good I think that's coming out I'm going we don't have HBO here M oh I think the suicide squad's going to be on HBO m so I'll probably just watch it at home yeah I'm hoping to go go see the movies and catch up with some people I don't think you will be able to Luke I me c is fine yeah Okay C is fine we are not in
lockdown because no one wants to come here you're lucky everyone's not going there no one goes to C yeah but because everywhere else is in lockdown yep they physically can't like we we C's not had a case in a year H speaking of places to visit we report Ed recently that Steven Spielberg was selling his super yacht yes um we consider it I don't I don't know we don't follow up on articles from the past Luke sometimes not often but if you can't afford the hund what $160 million he wanted for that ridiculous um you could possibly afford Tom hanks's Caravan which is also up for sale right how much is that going for it is
going for no all right forget it it's estim is between 150 Grand and 250 Grand [ __ ] that how how can this Caravan be worth more it's it's an Airstream so I mean they're not they're [ __ ] expensive brand of Caravan yeah like this is a this isn't your normal inside scroll down have a look inside no no I was going to say that so so airstreams are a [ __ ] expensive brand right so you'd be over I think you'd you'd be they made out of stain steel you'd be paying close to 100 grand for one anyway but like looking at this thing it looks like he's got like foldout wooden chairs in there and a little like this is not what I would expect for an my dad has a caravan and it looks like a slightly smaller
version of this yeah like the fold out chairs and that table you wouldn't have that in a caravan because they move that's what I'm saying this seems like like to be fair he doesn't use this to go on holidays he uses this as his star wagon when he's making films yeah I think you so I don't think he's sitting at that table while he's driving around you're not paying for the Airstream cuz this is or maybe this is just what a secondhand Airstream costs ER some of them sure they're up there yeah I mean no this is this is very expensive for I mean I think cuz I I mean I look at Caravans from time I'm thinking about buying one uh this I would not be interested in at all I don't feel like that's good value for money cuz I'm not a big Toms
fanic they've made are not great so that's good unless a problem with the air conditioner why'd you sign that bit [Laughter] mate sign a more permanent fixture please to 250 Grand I mean that's not $160 million you know for a super yacht so it's you know it's it's a still a sliding scale and we've got much better chance of affording is this is he selling it or is someone selling it that he's used like did he cuz odds are he didn't buy this no he did purchased by a shudio and gone here you go this is yours now all right here we go real time followup here's a 2018
Airstream put this in the show notes this one's $140,000 okay it's a brand new one yeah take a sneaky you don't have to throw away the wooden 3 years old the wooden chairs yeah but just take a sneaky peek inside this one and see what you get got marble countertops you got this like built-in dining area it's got a little office table and desk and everything like that it's got does it come with a segue I'm seeing a lot of photos of a segue so Pro in it little theater room Little Theater area with a a screen that falls down how does this one have a theater but Tom Hanks is doesn't this one's got chairs that are bolted to the floor as well and leather clad yes yeah see this one I think is better I think Tom's seen this one and gone mine
should be bit more than that because I'm Tom Hanks ugly wood interior though this one can travel this one's you going to be comfortable in it's got everything you need to travel whereas his is just uh stay here and then people bring me food and I've signed the air conditioner does he come so I he's little he's buy one aplo 13 mug does it come with that probably not if I had a choice between I can get you put in the link and Tom Hanks one I'm going the one you put in 140,000 one Tom Hanks has got a fireplace in his see how is that useful I'll give him that yeah I don't know how it works or whether I I can just see it I don't know how it works I don't know yeah yeah I imagine in the one that You' put that's
got the projector there's also like an office you can put the projector up pull out a chair and have an office space it's quite nice yeah yeah I'm buying this one okay guys we're getting ourselves an a stream yeah yep patreon can cover this right sure yeah why not what's uh great do the do the math yeah we could pay for that in a few years with the patreon wait sorry no no we'll be dead we'll be dead before my bad yeah yeah oh it's even got even the desk it's got like USB ports so it's easy to plug stuff in there you go look I can get you a USB hub if you want that looks very looks easily impressed by a [ __ ] well tell you what why don't we just start selling Doritos because Doritos um are [ __ ]
valuable according to I'm calling [ __ ] on this this is one I know I know exactly what Luke's going to say no money will change hand for this Dorito money has changed money is changing hands not in the way you think though no that's why I know about this and I'm pissed off about this so this is this is you know like a like those other ones we talk about where somebody puts something y on eBay and it goes for like $100,000 and no money ever happens however this time so this girl finds then you explain it she finds a puffy Dorito right I've eaten plenty of them they're nothing puts it on eBay and it gets over 100 Grand bit on it okay don't know what
happens yada yada yada left the interesting part out mhm was taken off eBay and then Doritos the company said we'll give you 20 grand for it why because she's got a like a a entrepreneur Spirit and the way this article puts it I've just noticed Dorito Australia was impressed by both Stuart's inflated chip and her bold entrepreneurship infl the selling the Dorito on eBay and they gave her they gifted her $20,000 as a result what yeah what this is I don't know I'm so angry at this now I couldn't say for sure but
I'm pretty sure I've had puffy Doritos once or twice at least but did your puffy Dorito lead to free advertising for Doritos yeah that's the thing I think that's that's really all it is what it is she's got a Tik Tok right that's what this is saying the problem and the problem with this is it means we're going to start to see more of this crap not the payoff is far too big I don't know I could understand going hey we've given her a Year's worth of Doritos which is like a packet a week M that's oh we've given her a month or we given her a box of d that's more in line with what she should have got of Doritos yeah they come in boxes don't they Dorito goon I sure at some point they're in a box yeah good point I
yeah gifting her 20 grand she found a puffy Dorito that's so strange it makes me suspicious like I wonder if this whole thing was just a marketing Ploy you know they probably want you to think that we put the puffy Dorito and she found it one lucky winner no what I mean you now find the next one makes me attempt at going viral did they pay her to do the Tik Tok with the puffy Dorito and this the whole thing was fake that's what makes me wonder and then they actually just PA 20 grand fee for the for the for the Tik Tok and they're just playing this off like it's like it's just some casual thing that happened but the whole thing was just a big marketing maybe we need to start putting Doritos on Tik Tok that are more interesting than puffy ones oh this
Doritos look like my dick the way that is my dick give me $20,000 all right well I guess I'm just going to start posting every chip that I eat on Tik Tok just in case you'd be stupid not to yeah oh this this lays looks like Elmo yeah so it's basically the two things she got like 4.2 million views on her Tik Tok and also her eBay got up to $100,000 two prong so two prong approach so wrong we should not re reward stuff like this not with this value good thing she didn't eat it close call well she can eat it now they gave
her the 20 grand and I don't think they made her so now do another Tik Tok where you eat it you know what I do I I wouldn't eat it and I just realist it yeah I know right take that Doritos $120,000 yeah yeah they're so impressed with uh Riley's boldness and entrepreneur entrepreneurial Spirit Doritos I've sold stuff on eBay too where's my 20 grand I sold several things on eBay several things entrepreneur yeah look honestly I can understand the they chopping on to it and it is good marketing for them but giving $20,000 for nothing I have problem unless the puffy Doritos are poisonous and this is just a way for them to buy it back and
cover the whole thing up oh my God they're like winky wink here's some money please stop talking about this P Dorito she's 13 years old she doesn't need $20,000 one of the prototypes made it into a normal bag and they're like w like cuz they got to be H ready for human consumption anything I've eaten puffy Doritos imagine a whole packet of puffy Doritos that' be pretty delicious yeah soft Special Edition next year po popables what are those the the the ones that and I feel like they like it's mostly a scam cuz they found it way to make the chip yeah they theyre the yeah exactly they just put Less in the bag mhm mhm one of those ones and just claimed it yeah I did I liked era though it means air they were just like
how could we just sell less of this the bag like bags of chips go by weight so I think so even though a bag does look like it's less it's still yeah still weighs the same but imagine if she got one of those puffy things and just claimed it was a Dorito yes you remember muncheros I like those yes munch on muncheros munch on muncheros they just like weird corn chips we just didn't have a lot they were like thin and curly I remember them being good same do you have cc's in America Matt no I don't think so do we have CC's anymore yeah okay it's just corn chip I I I we have uh Tostitos and Doritos and that might be the two biggest I don't can't think of any others off the top of
my head the big this is going to be a riveting story but I can't have a wound in the back of my throat right now from eating Doritos earlier tonight you know where you I think you should be getting even more money than 20,000 if you've been injured now mhm is it still you still got a a sliver of Doritos stuck in there oh thank we mentioned James gun earlier and M I failed to uh to pick up on it in a way that allowed me to segue into this but James Gunn did an interview recently about the suicide squad and he talked about a couple things of interest one of which is that he thinks superhero movies are mostly boring now and I don't disagree I don't
I don't disagree but I also don't agree if that makes any sense I think we just all saw Black Widow and we all enjoyed it yeah I think what you I think the Spirit of what he's saying is that they're syy and so when they do something different it's uh it's good I think he's just challenging them to be better exactly yeah yeah don't rest on you don't just go with the same you know formula mix it or I'm putting this at it does he want to get fired again get hired by someone else and then come back and sort of double his paycheck cuz it's worked well for him in the past it has yeah he talked about his firing uh and he said that at first he he was talking to Kevin figy figy F FY FY I go FY figy
I think it's F like like the the Pacific island yeah the you know the head of Marvel Studios at the time uh you know when the this old tweet of his came out it was became a whole thing and he was talking to to Kevin talking to Kev is this a problem and Kev was like I don't know and he was like what do you mean you don't know that that's not the answer I was looking for you think it's a problem for and he was like I don't know and then and then later that day he got a call back and he said yeah yeah it's a problem you fired they uh they fired you so that happened to my friend so I don't know if you ever met my friend Ben but who used to work for me at World movies but um should we discuss it online no no it was just funny he doesn't care but we
got um Shuffle and I'd left already and then there was a rem management and all of this stuff but um boss said to him Ben um can we go get a coffee and he's like am I getting fired like just kind of half joking like that and then he was like let's just go get a coffee he's like no seriously am I getting fired he's like I'll discuss whatever we're going to discuss with a let's go to the pub then he got fired didn't he yeah he did get fired yeah he got fired so fired got a coffee though yeah I can understand asking that question and that answer in the morning being a don't know we need to see how the world reacts to this but I imagine yeah the I just imagine him being like this is all right is probably blow over and Kevin being
like yeah I'll get back to you on that I still go back to it's one of these things it's something he said like over a decade ago and he's not that person anymore and everyone can grow right and make changes and we should understand that if he was still if he posted that the day before yeah fire his ass and and again it's not like they didn't know who he was and what his previous work and his previous like I guess Persona was like they knew that when they hired him so it's all the whole thing was a bit silly anyway and really he just came out on top and also as he said that used to be what comedy was trying to be as risk as you can be yeah and he he's not defending it to say that's what it is now or we should still be able to do that he knew about tro and Juliet I
assume yeah he said he got offered all sorts of stuff during that period including uh DC were talking to him about doing a Superman movie and he was like nah no not for me I can't see a lot of respect for James gun he knows what he can do and what he can't do got you got to respect that I love Superman and I don't feel they've made a good Superman movie since the I don't yeah since Superman W but I don't think James gun's the man to do it no right but that's what I'm saying and he knows I love his films knows that he's not one of those people who's just like [ __ ] yeah I'll do whatever like I love zipman I'll do it and then and then he told them they said what do you want to do and he just went looked through the catalog and he was
like I'll do this and they're like really that yep Suicide Squad all right which is what I think he's perfect for yeah well that's what I'm saying he knows what he's good at and what he's not like yep unfortunately DC don't know he's got to be able to take the piss I think so I think also like he couldn't do a Batman either like cuz he can't undermine that and that's why I think he's done so great with guardians they're not like the mainstream that everyone knows it's just this off branch that he can have fun with and make fun speaking of Batman uh I listened to a interview with Danny Elfman this week and he was talking about uh and I kind of knew some of this we've talked about some of it before but there was additional detail that I didn't know about the way that that all
happened and you know he'd worked with Tim Burton before in a couple movies like bju and PeeWee yeah and Tim Burton was doing pre-production on Batman they're building the sets and he got Danny Alman out to the set and they're walking around the set with like the like the music editor or somebody and then Tim Burton is explaining to Danny Alman that all right so Michael Jackson's going to be doing the Batman theme um someone else is going to be doing another theme and Prince is going to be doing the Joker theme and then you're going to co- compose the score with Prince and then apparently the music editor had to like Shuffle in between them he said he could just see on Daniel apparently Dan got got a bit of a temper and he said he could just see on his
face that this was not going well and then and basically like Elfman was like no absolutely not and he left and went home and fell into depression cuz he was like that's it my career's done like this was my big break this this is what I am now I'm just the guy who strings some pop songs together yeah and then he said luckily for him Prince had a go at it and then the studio saw it and they went can we get can we get Danny on the phone Danny back oh W I mean I can't believe they left as many print songs in the movie as they did h Prince this will never age yeah where where and then you hear that the score is just set the [ __ ] tone
for for superhero movies like yeah like imagine if I I love to hear what Prince did right I just love to know you know what did Prince do for the score for Batman cuz it'd be out there somewhere yeah you know there's a out there I think in multiple uses of the term too I'd love to hear what he did you know what I mean I'm just super interested cuz he's not known for his orchestral work that's all I'm saying like also normal he is a very accomplished musician and multi instrumentalist so it doesn't surprise me that he can score for an orchestra but but then also he's not someone who understands the word no like if he was on the night would pH Up reception hey I would like a camel yes that Kevin Smith story he doesn't
that Kevin Smith story like he doesn't understand you tell him we can't get you a camel it's you go find him a camel yeah I'm just curious what he would have done what did he do that the studio were like oh crap yeah remember that guy we pissed off who definitely doesn't want to hear from us we can we need to call him oh it must exist somewhere please someone leak it now well I mean be I from what I understand when when he passed away his estate was just littered with recordings of things like he was so prolific yeah so someone find what he did for Batman and release it you know they're doing a comic series now based on Batman 89 it's yeah it's like that Batman but the expanded
ADV that's my Batman yeah I just finished building the Batwing in Lego form can I just say I've become obsessed with following instagrammers who take old retro classic Lego sets from like when we were kids like the medieval romen Hood space all that and then just make it better oh some of the people are amazing they just go okay here's what the castle looked like here's my version of it like they just take like old castle and they just make the top no they just and they they even do it with like current sets so go like this is what they've released this is what we built and see I did that when I was a kid that mostly CU I used to lose pieces so here's the castle here's what they designed it here's my version here's what I can eyeball on it
in the middle some of these Builders do amazing work so now I'm going to have to look this up afterwards they're great and some of them actually build like 3D models uh so that you can get instructions of them and they tell you what pieces to order they can tell you what pieces and then you can just go to Lego and go I would like these pieces yeah and Lego will sell them to you can you buy any like you could just buy bulk pieces straight from right yeah yeah that's NE didn't have that when we were kids wish would make it a bit easier for some of that older Lego sets the ones that people are online trying to sell for ridiculous amounts of money like I'd love to build like the Superstar Destroyer mhm but to get a copy of that you've ever got to buy knockoff Lego
which knockoff Lego it's the same pieces but they just throw it in a bag yeah and it's really hard to build whereas I just love to be able to them to release hey it's going to come in a brown paper box like it's none of the pretty stuff but here you go yeah it's going to come in a brown paper bag with a bottle of Port yeah y I'd be okay with that and I'm prepared to pay more than what it cost back when you originally released it but I don't want to pay $2,000 inflation look i' Happ to pay they like thanks you will be these people that just will buy something and then the second they they're sold out they go you can buy it from us but we're going to charge you five times what it's worth bastards scum now Lego should reward their
entrepreneurship sell this [ __ ] on eBay yeah I'm going to try to sell it on eBay not sell it and then demand Lego just pay me 20 grand iene give me 20 grand how does that work it's my business model anything that's bit weird I'm going to try and sell uh I think we reported at the time on Vin Diesel's tough love uh the tough love he gave the Rock in order to get a good performance out of him on set did we talk about that you there's a feud between Vin Diesel and The Rock and Vin Diesel said that yeah he did that intentionally to get a good performance out of uh Dwayne The Rock Johnson and then this week doing um promos for Jungle Cruise someone asked him about about what Vin Diesel said and The Rock had this to say I laughed and I
laughed hard I think everyone had a laugh at that and I'll leave it at that I wish him well on Fast N and I wish the the best of luck on fast 10 and fast 11 and the rest of the Fast and Furious movies that they'll be doing without me so suck that [ __ ] hell see vid Diesel's best thing to do was to say nothing yeah but I love the rock is just such a class act like that's all he's got to say about it yep I that was very funny good luck to him yeah I won't be going back yeah also he doesn't need to he he's still like the the highest paid actor at the moment the rock that would not suris he [ __ ] prints money for him yeah jungle Cru looks awful terrible I
watched I've been forced to watch the trailer before episodes not seen the trailer not going to see this no interest in it just because the rocks in it does not mean that I have to see it times have changed it used to be that luk would go I love still your favorite actor he's up there at the moment I think I'm going back to Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds mhm what he done recently pce um just a new like Deadpool thing oh show with C with Cog yeah I like that like he takes a piece he seems nice and he owns a Gin Company Academy Award winning actor I also don't like the gin ddy no sorry I'm being informed by our producers he's not won any Academy Awards my mistake excuse me Academy Awards they
mean nothing to me cuz I'm not the audience for Academy Award movies who are you trying to impress turn them down repeatedly keep trying to give them to him they're like Luke your performance in Taran no sorry I just I don't Academy Awards they all go to I will never watch you even watched parasite parasite was great parasite's a great movie luk is that like that Human Centipede movie at all no no no not even remotely no yeah no that's yeah it's not about an actual parasite like is in the the type that you Human Centipede wasn't about an actual
centipede that's s I've beist friend was horrified I I haven't actually seen human cpy but there's more chance to me watching that the parasite wait why I don't no because it hasn't movie everyone knows is awful as opposed to a movie you guys are telling me is great I got to sayc me human par human CP got how many sequels how many sequels does parasite have if you came to me and you said should I watch The Human Centipede or parasite I'm going to say parasite you won't like the human centipede Luke you might like parasite it's it's it's an interesting clever film I don't like people patting themselves on the
back for stuff that people doesn't do it in the movie he doesn't he gets he did it on stage at the Oscars and also it was other people patting him on the back not everybody either I just feel that stuff that wins an award is not for me it just seems that way people were very about that cuz he's not an American yeah is wasn't Donald Trump also like uh we for go a foreign movie category for a reason yeah probably so I don't have to read you would have to read if you watched parasite so I'm going Human Centipede all right tune in next week for Luke's review of human ctip oh my God it's terrible why did I watch this 1 2 and three I have to watch all three of them there's three of them I think there's at
least three just just watch human scent iPad that episode of South Park I'm going to see I'll going to watch I I'll watch the first one and I'll report back okay he's going to forget oh yeah I will I have no interest in seeing this what the hell what the hell am I looking what I'm looking at pictures now I don't want to look at pictures you're not going to like it oh my this is disgusting you're not going to like it but I don't have to read so that's true you're reading about it right now I'm looking at pictures thank you very much speaking of movies how is there already a trailer for the army of the Dead prequel I'm starting to think that they filmed this beforehand or at the same time yeah that came out real quick either
that or or that they're making it out of cutscenes I think either that or maybe Um Zack Snider's got himself set up like Robert Rodriguez now where he just his house is a [ __ ] film making compound and he just has his friends over and they make movies because that's that's my understanding of how Robert Rodriguez works and he makes some pizza also my understanding so yeah cuz this is this has come out pretty quick I still don't think it's going to be very interesting but I think people are going to get a bit of a shock about what the movie is cuz it's not going to be about zombies correct it's it's a heist movie yeah no I think people know that right I I don't have a lot of faith in people but imagine that like why are you
making movies that are prequels to movies that aren't about that imagine like I'm doing a pre called a Dracula it doesn't have Dracula in it it's just about regular people it's about Jonathan ARA selling real estate in London yeah I did like the character in the movie like I'm not he was the worst character going to do a prequel to Night of the Living Dead it's going to be called evening of the living and it's just what everyone did the day before but also like evidently Netflix are now gone here's more money makers more stuff as well yep yeah yeah Zack Snider has signed a first look deal with Netflix I read the other day so yeah not for not for the preall for something else oh yeah for just if he comes up with an idea they
get the first go at yeah haven't it well he is basically he signed a contract so he's got he he signed a contract for if he comes up with an IDE yes he goes to him first so he gets paid for that yes no matter what so even if they go this piece of [ __ ] you don't want it they're still going to he your check I believe so that's that's what we call the James gandal FY again like that's a bit [ __ ] I'm excited for his not Star Wars movie Just because me too I'm okay for it but there also you can he can just come up with a terrible idea that no I'm sure I'm sure there's like some clause in there that says you can't just come in and go it's movie of you can't phone this in yeah exactly a first look deal just means he's not allowed to take it
to other Studios first right I believe so yeah yes yeah so it's like if he's written something he can't take it to Warner Brothers he's got to take it to them first if they pass on it he can do what he wants with it so so what if he rocks up with like a porno I've written this porno yeah they don't have to take it he just has to show them first but they've given presumably in order for the deal to exist they've given him money at some point I think that's what Luke saying is so are they paying him every idea he gives him like they give him money and then go no we're not interested or yes we are interested so that's I think that's what Luke's saying is that he can just maybe the first look deal any old [ __ ] can you rock up like every second day got I've written
this gets a bit low he just goes in with some [ __ ] and and is like oh it's a movie it's me wash him a car and they're like nah no we're good a million about coming in here talking to you guys it's filmed on my phone here's the title of the movie soggy Sayo Zack Snider soggy Sayo it could have been leverage to get his last movie made the you know yeah like they they could have been like right we'll we'll make this for you but you have to bring all future projects to us to yeah yeah I get what he's saying so he's already received the benefits of it which was Army the dead but is it possible to to rock up with it here's my ID and they go no we're not interested then you take it somewhere else and they go yeah we're interested
but can you change this this this this this and it turn it into a completely different movie yeah mhm yeah so he can just print money now maybe and go no it wasn't that wasn't my idea I went with them with the idea I showed you but they had some changes to make so now I'm making Justice leag Star Wars 20 it also doesn't prohibit him from showing it to Netflix them passing taking it to Warner them wanting it and then him going back to Netflix going is sure because want to want this they want it it's the future of Z Sid movies wish I could print money like that that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time
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