Come and Gone: Aquaman Review & DOOM's 25th Anniversary

oh this is where I normally come in with energy and have something to stay isn't it welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy you got a hilarious anecdote for his as usual Luke killed any small animals this week I I did kill a buzzing thing at work masturbated into anything signed up to any Cults no not that I know of or has this been a slow week for you it's been a very slow week I'm a little tired this week just been doing work that's boring like a a lot of work yeah what was the buzzing thing was was it bees was I right it was be no it was

someone's computer oh but when I got to work there was this like high pitch buzzing sound and I let it go for like hours and hours and hours and then I was ready to murder someone so I went hunting for it uhuh and it was someone's computer and I just that thing not turned on anymore yeah I wouldn't have been turned on anymore either look can I confess something to you that just popped into my head during the week yeah Luke you and your wife Hannah both work in camra right yes yeah it just occurred to me this week you guys probably don't work in the same building right no no we work in completely different suburbs yeah that only just occurred to me this whole time really I've assumed you both work in the same building and I think I

[Laughter] [Music] that could very easily segue into our first uh segment today go on which is uh Under the Umbrella of genital news oh genital news Okay so genal new I like yeah it is isn't it yeah and it's a lot nicer than dick news or our shortlived vagina news Jingles yeah we're not really qualified to comment on a lot of vagina news so Mt Christ we're not qualified at all in fact I put some articles into the spreadsheet uh about the clitoris and now I can't even find them oh doesn't

exist uh that was so anyway the uh a lot of our genital news comes from the United States uh especially lately there just been a lot of dick news coming out of America uh but this week's General news comes uh a little closer to home so this is some Australian news this is a nowhere near you lukee I'm happy to report this happened in Grafton which for those of you who don't know is in New South Wales but right up on the northeast border next to Queensland a man who has uh been jailed for 10 months for um having sex penetrative anal sex with a horse um has pled in court that the horse came on to him right how how do you know of a horse is

coming onto you I'm glad you asked Luke I'm very glad you asked so um the the man's testimony is that after he broke into the stable to [ __ ] the horse right the horse sniffed sniffed at his crutch then looked him Square in the face and [Laughter] winked so he has pled that um having sex with that horse was totally consensual right yeahh now I'm assuming that didn't that didn't go well that was his defense I rest my case that's right and then uh oh man apparently the horse was traumatized which is not good um yeah this a terrible thing for a lot of

stuff like this lot of Cruelty to animal things they don't really get like long jail terms if jail terms at all it's true I find really kind of endearing is that the uh the hores trainer says she's only 2 years old and we've had to put her out into the padic it's like but two years is like a lot for a horse right it's not like I don't know it's not like it's not like [ __ ] a 2-year-old human being surely I mean this is an bringing up the horse's age is anthropomorphizing the problem a little right I guess I don't know horses do live to like 30 years sure but you 25 to 30 years any horse I what you're saying sheit old be all right he [ __ ] an underage horse yeah he got 10 months in jail that doesn't that's not very long yeah but

can you imagine what would happen to you during the 10 months you spent in prison for horse [ __ ] yeah you like to be [ __ ] by horse do you yeah well you he uh he didn't make the mistake Mr H made and uh no dying from it yes yeah getting the horse to reciprocate the ACT yeah don't do that okay I'm just I'm just reading this article a little bit more cuz he only got caught once doing it but the reason why he got caught is the horses were becoming a little skittish oh the installed the camera so I think that guy's been in there a few times the guy had to install cameras cuz his horses keep getting [ __ ] what kind of a goddamn world do we live in that

is people stop it but I love this guy this farmer or it's not a farmer surely a horse trainer I guess these are race horses but that he's like farmer's fine we'll go with farmer this uh the horses are acting peculiar there's only one thing that can make that way someone's [ __ ] him I think someone's been [ __ ] my horses yeah cuz he's not just a farmer he's a farmer from Cornwall I'm trying to I'm trying to work out how this would work as well cuz horses are quite tall yeah um so it turns out I read this slightly wrong um he penetrated the horse in the mouth only what which to me seems a lot more risky is that that true it says uh it it

says he did two things in the article says are they two separate things yeah I don't know I read it as he did both and and I was like [ __ ] that's how I initially read it but then I started to doubt myself because the horse he's claiming uh looked at the crotch and then winked uh didn't then look back at his own ass and wink you know what I mean I mean he's got some balls on him horse have [ __ ] big teeth man yeah that's what I'm thinking like horses watch horse eat an apple not terrifying carrot yeah yeah like I don't really see you don't give a horse a carrot that starts sucking it does it no no and there are some animals that you it did

and then it wi I might think no yeah the horse is like holding the carrot in one hand and like just putting it in his mouth winking here's the photo that the the horse sent to me your honor with it with the carot in his mouth one hand over its tits as you can see right here on the horse's Tinder profile it's gagging for it yeah says DTF right there black and white yeah he listeners don't don't don't [ __ ] horses don't [ __ ] any animals yeah probably shouldn't [ __ ] anything to be honest I'm not sure our listeners do [ __ ] anything sort of related news I mean if

you have the urge uh I guess they create I mean I'm sure these are just jokes but they do have have sexual aids for uh people with different tastes sure um so like if you wanted to [ __ ] I don't know a sheep for example yes yes yeah exactly um I think we're going to need the sex toy news jingle where where do you when you need a new toy to put inside of you you listen to sex news sex to new I found it but still I think we'll go with that like the live version just as well yeah it's just it good um yeah so little boy yeah

mistakenly apparently uh sent to a school nativity play with uh with a blowup sheep that she had bought online for him mhm not realizing its intended use was not quite as what should we say uh clean I'm just in in the Christmas spirit yes I'm just really hoping she brought it new oh is there a market for used sex toys I'd like what am I saying of course there is of course there is is there anything you could think of there's and I bet old businessmen buy used dildos from Japanese school girls yeah but yes so this happened uh in Scotland where there are a lot of sheep

actually um so you know it is it is nice to slip into a woolly jumper occasionally it is yeah um so this mother sent her son to school with a sex toy the school promptly sent him home with it uh she claims it was only then that she noticed the hole yes and the red lips and the eyelash lashes y yeah so evidently she was looking for his costume online he's playing the shepherd it makes sense that he has a sheep and she found an inflatable Nativity sheep online but it was quite expensive yes and then there was an also another one called stag Knight bonan sheep which is very affordable I think

uh BR kids R sh and costume flal sheep yeah yeah you're right now I was going to say did did she see that at the time but she did and still chose to purchase it so I think maybe the blame lies squarely with the mother on this one now that yeah but to be fair she probably thought to herself oh it's the exact same thing it's probably made by the same Factory you sure it's like that little flappy hand that you can get on Amazon for $9.99 as a fly squatter or $49.99 as a [ __ ] BDSM spanker I like how they still had the kid pose with the [ __ ] thing yeah yeah dressed him back up like his Shepherd like if it's so wrong why are they yeah also are you allowed to dress up like that these days the little

kid I know what you mean that might be culturally appropriated yeah true or let's swing back to that later i' got something to add to that but uh all right yeah you reckon this is fine Luke it's fine yeah at what you're allow to dress up as people at what point wouldn't it be fine well we all know Luke's position have to add or subtract from this costume and for the for the listeners who can't see it it's it's a little boy in a dressing gown because they wore robes back then with a towel over his head held in place by what looks like a scrunchie mhm and he's obviously standing next to the um he's he's obviously meant to be sort of a middle eastern desert person yeah to be fair though he wouldn't be the first person to whiteash the

Nativity can we remove the bit where I said desert oh [ __ ] forget just realiz that sounds horribly racist but it's not how I meant it keep it in but let's beep it so that people don't know what particular slur you used it didn't mean it like that no and none of us picked up on it either sh yeah so so in this all all that needs to happen is he just need L sex toy and fine yeah to be fair when I was a kid I mean I assumed that Jesus and everyone at that party was white because he was every TV show I saw yeah I I I still think a lot of people assume that Jesus was white yeah yeah he was not FL probably wasn't he if he was uh if he was white he would really stand out well actually there's uh there's proof that he wasn't in the Bible I tell you if he was white maybe

maybe there's something to the whole white supremacy thing if Jesus was was white but I don't think he was O okay so you're coming down on a kind of Middle Eastern Supremacy thing are you Matt didn't expect this from you I'm just saying like I'm saying like I think it that would be kind of a statement if he showed up thank God it's not then and he was [ __ ] Pure White he I think he he he the hair of Luke that's Luke the Apostle of course yeah that's what I call Luke there is uh there is I just call him the opener there's there's a passage in the Bible where the Roman centurions come to arrest Jesus and all of the 12 are there and they they say to J to Judas uh which one is he and Judas of course goes and

gives him a little kiss on the cheek instead of just pointing to him you know what I mean like could have just pointed or just saying it's the white guy yeah that's what I was going to say if there was like 11 Middle Eastern guys and one [ __ ] Nordic dude there then they probably would have been like is it him is it is it that guy which which one do you think it is you [ __ ] idiots yeah yeah I told you I'd bring him here I didn't realize I had to look I'll go up and I'll kiss him on the cheek if you still don't know and then you'll know and then you'll know you'll know just from that because you'll see my lipstick clear as day on his milky white skin yes in this in this fantasy Judas wears lipstick yes he's a crossdresser podcast at multipl nerd.com yeah and

also this is the Christmas episode that's true it is the Christmas episode so we've got some followup on the Christmas episode because uh Matt as you pointed out just off air uh last year we we kind of dug into a little bit of Christmas trivia and uh and kind of explored how the traditional Christmas ballad Baby It's Cold Outside is maybe not okay maybe a little date rapy yeah it was on the radio all the time here last year this year not so much no not so much uh cuz it's banned now yeah now I don't want to say it's because of us and people listen to our podcast around Christmas time last year I feel like this always happens though I do feel like this happens a lot yeah but there's been some interesting criticism so of of course uh there is

there's a lot of questionable stuff in uh in this song and we won't go over it because it was in last year but you know lines lines like the answer is know and what's in this drink you know yeah but the thing is it's people have pointed this out as well what's in this drink is not it didn't mean that back then it was just like no I'm getting drunk or it means like oh this is nice what is it like it it's people I I don't think it was nice what is I think it was more so is there alcohol in this I think no I don't think it actually day saying that this is from the article however others say it should be understood in the context of the day that line in particular say what's in this drink means she's up for

it like that's that's what it it's that's what it means it's it yeah yeah exactly yeah within the context what it saying that yeah correct yeah yeah now it means is there a hypol in this not anymore are you literally drugging me Cosby has ever drugged my drink really no neither neither no neither but then why would they myself off even without you know I don't I don't need anybody's help I Ro my own drinks they've never needed to up for it I'll drink myself stupid and you can do whatever you want with me so look baby call outside is definitely one of those ones where even with the cultural context I can kind of understand why now that it's on the radio without that context it's maybe seen as not okay um another thing that's not okay anymore

Rudolph the rednose reindeer yeah um why is he no longer okay that's bullying I think he's all right it's it's his friends or or it's the song itself and the films and the yeah but but that's the whole thing he gets bullied and then they realize oh wait he's actually awesome and yeah but they abuse him quite a bit before that yeah he's not allowed to join in any of their reindeer games yeah but the the whole I understand the whole thing was about bullying and how you shouldn't exclude people because they're different yeah no I think they're talking about the TV show uh in this case like I don't know about the song although the song yeah we're talking about the the stop motion yeah the rank B television show which I have I don't think that gets played on

television in Australia anymore well it should cuz it's fantastic although apparently it's not fantastic but they are I mean yeah they're pretty mean to him look they are they are talking about that uh that spef specific cartoon but that cartoon just follows along with the song what they what they're complaining about is that is that Rudolph does get bullied or as they call it verbal abuse from his father no less Donna oh Donna's his father wow yeah apparently so yeah but no no but but but Luke's right this is the story of The Ugly Duckling right that you know everyone thinks he's different they don't trust him and then he proves himself and maybe you know maybe you shouldn't have to but guess what you [ __ ] do and then it turns out he was a swan and he his parents to

after all no matter what you do no matter what you do you have to prove yourself but yeah this is all about yeah don't treat people differently because they might turn out to be awesome so you should yeah give people the benefit of Doubt type of thing or just don't do it anyway yeah don't don't be a bu even if they don't turn out to be awesome [ __ ] leave them Al should turn around and be like you know what I'm not going to pull this [ __ ] sled because [ __ ] you [ __ ] you and [ __ ] you uh what is the equivalent of a reindeer giving the finger just flashing that light on and off I think yeah does it say that the nose lights up or does it just say that it's red no it does it shines cuz he he uses

it to light his way through had a very shiny nose yeah you're right but that doesn't it's not glowing like a beacon it's just shiny was Christmas Eve and it was too foggy and then Rudolph was like well I got this i got this bright shiny nose that that'll illuminate the fog and then they like all right let's do this it must have been like honestly if if the if you weren't looking at it through fog it it must have like stung the eyes because s even say Rudolph with your nose so bright yeah will you guide my sleigh tonight you stop looking me face [ __ ] bright it's I imagine it's kind of like if you're wearing uh night vision goggles and then you light a match in front of your face you know you go blind so Rudolph not okay not okay yeah I'm I'm

still confused maybe I need to watch it again because maybe no it's just that uh you can't learn moral lessons from TV anymore because it's not allowed to be bad guys and good guys aren't allowed to be down and then up at the end everyone just has to be nice to each other see why do the bad guys have a scar on their face though oh that's true oh we have some listener feedback by the way on that um Nate thank you very much for running in and informing us yes let me uh pull up the details Scar's real name is taka and yes they did in fact just start calling him scar when he got a scar so and yet even when he became the king he wasn't like right now that I'm in charge go back to call name no that's what I said he does

he he just kind of embraced his uh his scarness I think kind of like Luke embraced being [ __ ] being a [ __ ] after you got crippled and everyone started calling you [ __ ] okay so if Luke was suddenly pronounced the king yes he'd be king [ __ ] they would there would be some deaths but if you were suddenly pronounced King for some reason Luke would you demand that we stop calling you [ __ ] there would be a lot of Demands I don't think that would be one of them all right yeah so maybe it's fine what what would the first demand be luke the very first a Gonic yeah that actually probably would be the first okay what would the what would the first wish that you the second brought brought into law be I don't have to pay for Jin tonic

anymore Fair okay there's a theme yeah there's a theme yeah okay Al want free games abolish the tax on cigarettes so you can start that again we discussed that the other week that's literally the only thing holding you back MH it really is the only reason I quit smoking is far too expensive in Australia mhm y I miss it still I love the smell love the smell that's weird love the smell not anymore and you know what I don't miss I I now look at people huddled behind buildings and in doorways smoking cigarettes it looks they look like [ __ ] losers and I don't miss being a part of that yeah well I would still make it look cool none of this vaping crap yeah well I agree with you there um before we move away from Christmas news I thought I'd bring this up this is uh

the story of a man named Daniel Christos okay um who uh who is a Backpacker um who was backpacking his way through Africa um and as you do when you've been back in a long time usually you end up with quite long hair and a long beard and um this man was mistaken for Jesus Christ so often that he actually had to go on public African television and let everyone know if you see me walking through your village I'm a Backpacker not the Messiah honestly if it became that much of a deal why not just go with it yeah okay well same question Luke if people started mistaking you for the Messiah what would be the first thing you got them to do bring me a Jin and

toy and do being a dick fair fair so this guy's an Australian software engineer oh yeah okay he looks like a software engineer cuz software Engineers do tend to have uh you know the Jesus the Jesus be on these days that great uh I've actually I've got a print of it somewhere I need to put up that comic by um The Lumberjacks by Shen yes they had the Lumberjack and the software engineer and now they've changed that's amazing I love that I love that drawing um now this guy's name is Daniel Kristoff so I mean Daniel Daniel does you know and that's a that's a Hebrew name it contains the word L which is the name of the Canaanite god Elohim uh and his last name is Christos I thought all to say that Greek for anointed you know

you're not allowed to say yve ah [ __ ] damn bam that is our word um so he's he's already a bit biblical anyway I mean this article says uh Christos who ironically shares a surname with the Messiah I put it to you that's not irony because I mean if his name was Daniel Satan that that' be [Laughter] Iron this is a coincidence yeah that's you know it's apt if anything yeah but yeah Luke you're a little all this [ __ ] hanging off it yeah and I love that hat did you ever have the long hair and the beard at the same time I know you've had both but did you ever have them at the same time no I I would have like long hair and chops and

mustache but never full beard yeah when I had long hair I couldn't grow any semblance of a beard and now that I can grow a beard but don't cuz it's [ __ ] hot here um I probably won't be growing my hair long for the same reason and and others I yeah I'm just got a bit of an issue with uh how my hair grows these days so I don't think it'll be going long anytime soon I have the same problem getting old sucks I'm assuming I what you guys are talking about shut up I was about to make fun of your height but not going to be a dick and I was I was going to make joke about loow hanging fruit but that would just be giving you more loow hanging fruit listen us right in podcast at multipl ner gm.com M nerdgasm on Twitter

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help us out uh but you don't want to spend any money which is fine head to your podcasting software of choice and give us a positive review that is incredibly helpful and we would really appreciate it uh you guys played any video games this week uh one or two maybe yeah okay have you I have not but someone seems to have and I wanted to ask about it but uh no one's owning up well look I mean I I haven't played any of my horse and me three so if that's what you want to know about I can't I can't help you but if you want to know about call of cthulu uh then maybe we can talk doesn't interest you no I'm not familiar with it can't see so you've taken it see I'm guessing you've taken a A Break from Red Dead then I have taken a break for this weekend at least only because look I'm

really enjoying it it's really excellent um and I get lost in there for hours except it suddenly occurred to me like how long do I do this for you know that's what that's that's what always happens to me with games I me it's it's incredibly repetitive I mean it's well it's there's nothing new that happens it's just different ways of the same thing happening and uh I just I just don't know how how long I want to just ride the train for so just enjoy the story well I was and then I thought I I'll enjoy a different story for a bit so uh listeners will remember that on the day I bought Red Dead I also bought call of cthulu but wanted to give Red Dead a shot first um now that I'm a little bit bored of that I booted up Call of cthulu today all right and how

is it look it's uh it's an odd game in that it's very simple M and maybe it gets more complicated and more layered as it goes on but right now it feels very simple especially after playing Red Dead and right to the point where I feel like I'm playing a retro game you know I feel like I'm playing an old game like there's just one thing to do yes that's right there's one thing to do and once you've done it you proceed to the next thing to do which is fine um is there one thing just calling cthulu I haven't you're on that's right um no cthulu hasn't hasn't really come into it yet um I

think once once he comes into it that's probably the end of the game so uh we'll see how that goes um just from what I know of cthulu look here's the thing it's a simple game it's a bit you know the engine is a little bit clunky uh but [ __ ] I love HB Lovecraft like I just I love him so much words can't express just how much I love the world of HP Lovecraft and and this is essentially just a HP Lovecraft book that you walk a guy around and hear the story so I probably would like this yeah you would you would just don't expect it to be this nuanced gaming experience sure but if you want to be on a [ __ ] island in the dark with a lantern and a lighthouse and a mystery I do want that then yeah of course you do and that yeah

you should get it all right yeah all right I'm going to check it out well we'll see games and I don't have a lot of time to play them these days and and as I like I don't want to stress this enough it's not a very good game sure but I but I am really enjoying it well we mentioned Red Dead and uh I've said in the past that I really wish all games came out on the switch and uh there was an article this week uh this is Nintendo said this not Rockstar but they said that the only reason we don't have Red Dead Redemption to on switch is just timing because they started developing it before the switch existed so I I find that a little hard to believe yeah I don't and then cuz the article was like oh it's not cuz it

can't run it it's because they it didn't exist yet I think it's also because it can't run it I don't think it I'm not sure how that would work yeah because I mean if it could then well you know change the timing too soon and yeah I mean the switch has um LA Noir on it though so I mean it's not yeah but that that like yeah that's that came out in 2010 or something yeah yeah it was a 360 game I know um yeah so I don't know I mean maybe they but the they put Wolfenstein 2 on there and Dooms on there maybe they could do it although there's been a lot of controversy this week actually I uh I

forgot to put this in the spreadsheet but have you seen Arc you know that dinosaur game y Arc came out on the switch uh and if you I don't know if you have a second just uh Google for Arc uh switch screenshots uh and you'll see that people are not not happy with the uh with the game to get it to run on the uh on the the hardware they had to make some uh changes to the quality of the game because like Ark isn't like the greatest looking game to begin with sure I don't think anyway and if they're dumbing it down more like Conan looked better yeah a lot of these games they're all the same game yeah they are but they also the the graphics are Sim because there's a lot going on yes is MMO yeah uh yes is there a single player campaign as well or or not it's you can

play it yourself it's it's it's Conan yeah except with dinosaurs and you can build rafts and stuff but yeah it's the same same thing well that sounds awesome sorry I should have put this in the spreadsheet earlier so you guys can check it out but yes apparently it's um it's not very good oh oh oh wow wow this is oh this is rough yeah that's what it looks like oh my God it gets worse the further you go along yeah so people are uh understandably upset because yeah the parents or or they are spending a ton of money on this and uh it looks like a big

turd yes like I guess for you guys it would be what 60 70 bucks yeah yeah um arc's always been having sort of issues I remember that oh I'm pretty sure it was Arc that uh before they even released the full game after it came out of Early Access they were working on the expansion that's yeah people got really mad at him about it yeah I think part of the problem with this is they they tried to keep the game the same like you know like they didn't want to remove any functionality and so they had to compromise the visuals in order to get it to run that's that's but no I think what you need to do is you need to make the switch version yes and then maybe simplify it down a bit to make it not look like a hot

garbage yeah so yes probably not going to buy that one on on the switch have you play anything on the switch that you played off the switch Skyrim for example uh Skyrim I had played on the switch and I didn't even notice to be honest because it's that was a 360 game so yeah yeah it like I did you play the Xbox One version well yeah yeah I have the enhanced Edition on on Xbox one I actually have it on PC as well I don't have I don't have a PC but that's what I played originally and yep it's I don't even notice look is philosophical phenomenon that refers to this because I I feel video game Graphics have always

looked as good as they do now oh at the time no no it is a thing like I remember the first time I played AVP and I thought I thought it like it just blew my [ __ ] mind like there was this one point part where I was standing in water and I was like I can see through the water I remember when Dave got his um what was it 3D effects card and I saw Quake 2 and I was like holy [ __ ] well then it's not going to get any better than this yeah that's right it always looked this good right yeah yeah you go look at Quake 2 now yeah oh yeah and yeah yeah no it's yeah you what you remember cuz that's that was the best you could get back then so that's what you thought was awesome but you look at

it now and it's just yeah what the hell were we doing like look cuz every now and again they'll try and release like um cuz Quake three Arena I used to play that to death oh yes yes yes um you still would have release that today I don't think it'll do that well even if they made it look nicer no yeah just a big room with bouncy things on it you shoot at each other yeah now there's fortnite and uh pubg WR Place yeah I I don't get don't even I remember when Doom came out Doom [ __ ] blew my mind I've only ever played the shareware version really yeah well next year Doom is going to be 25 years old and that makes me feel very old yep and but then also for some reason I also think it it feels it

should be older sure at the same time it's Timeless I think is what you're trying to say it's been a long [ __ ] time since we to play Doom yes well John Romero one of the original developers of Doom uh to celebrate 25 years he's made another bunch of maps 18 maps for it he's releasing them for free uh unless you want to pay for it and then you get an actual boxed copy yeah like an old school big box this looks beautiful yeah I mean I don't want this I I definitely won't be buying this because I don't want it'sing up my house um it's a beautiful box it contains a hard cover book with the art it it has uh it has the game on a uh on a USB that's the size and shape of a floppy

disc is it also a floppy disc no I don't believe so I don't think so cuz that would be Co it's got a USB coming out of it yeah but yeah this is [ __ ] cool 166 bucks for the uh mhm for the big boy yeah for the big boy get a t-shirt as well and and you do you do need to own Doom in order to play this although I'm got to say it's not very difficult or expensive to to purchase a copy of Doom yeah I think you can pick it up for under $5 easily I would be surprised if if it wasn't a couple of bucks somewhere yeah look I'm going to go straight to Gog yeah I'm going to Gog now uh do they have doom on Gog they must I'm assuming they would Doom Doom to be ultimate Doom wow it's actually a lot more expensive than I

thought really 10 bucks well the ultimate Doom was yeah 829 Australian oh okay 5.99 sing 10 bucks in the yeah a lot more expensive than I thought how how much in the US mat 10 bucks which one are you looking at ultimate Doom ultimate Doom ultimate Doom oh $5.99 yeah $5.99 yeah I'm probably looking at the American price actually if it's the same I was looking at Doom 2 plus final Doom which [ __ ] Doom do I want I might go play Doom later this week as well I need to finish that yeah you do you do well a little bit of followup I guess in that it's tangentially related to something we've talked about in the past uh James gun is

back kind of in the public eye I guess although people are playing up his involvement I think in this a bit a bit much there's a new film there's a trailer for breitburn which is a new film that he produced James gun produced it uh he did not write or direct it uh but he is the part of it that everyone's talking about so fair enough I guess uh this is the film that he was going to present at ComicCon I believe when all the uh the [ __ ] went down with Disney and it is I mean to me it looks like Superman the story of Superman if it was a horror movie so I am on board yeah I'm on board too this looks uh pretty great Elizabeth Banks and uh I like Elizabeth Banks yeah her and her husband she seems so

attainable you know I know no I know that but it's like she's she's definitely hot but also like if if you were at a party and she'd been drinking like I'm pretty sure like if you played it right you know what I'm saying she looked at my crotch and she winked at me that's all I'm saying off now has one of you seen Aquaman is that why this is in here yeah saw it yesterday you've seen it is that out I saw I knew it was out it's getting very good reviews which is really weird to me so I'm happy to I'm happy to wait and just not even talk about until you guys have seen it I don't know that I'm going was going to you want me to weigh in on it I'm more than happy to yeah I think based on what you say might determine whether I bother to see it well I don't

know if this is going to help you Matt um it's okay okay well I'm not going to go see it then it's uh it is a solid five out of 10 it's uh it's it's neither bad nor good there's uh there's definitely so it's one of the better DC hands down it's probably by far the best don't get me wrong but that is not that is not a great yeah it's got some funny bits in it it's got some clever bits it's got some some interesting bits but it's also got some dumb bits and some cheesy bits and some kind of shitty um uh some shitty DC storytelling that it's it's almost palpable now how obvious Marvel would

have handled the same story you know what I mean like you can see how they would have done it different you can see them trying to learn things from Marble you know like there's um there's a bad guy in this this is very close to the start but there's a there's a bad guy uh and and he's got like a a Revenge narrative also he's black and it's it's it's like oh in uh in Black Panther everyone liked it that the bad guy kind of had a really good reason for being a bad guy let's do that and it's like nah you that's not what you did sure okay you know what I mean yeah also there's this really funny part in that exact same scene it's not meant to be funny and some of this movie is genuinely funny and I will say this Jason mamar I [ __ ] I have not given

him the credit he deserves because mie would been nothing without him okay like he obviously knows how [ __ ] it is and I think James Juan knows how [ __ ] this is as well so you know between the two of them they they they do a good job of something that is clearly written by a studio committee right um and a focus group you know mhm there's this part near the start where these uh these guys in in masks break into somewhere and uh oh [ __ ] it it's a submarine they break into a submarine doesn't give anything away fine anyway the first guy pulls off the mask and he's black right mhm second guy pulls off the mask also a black man in fact they're related third guy pulls off the mask and I get that this is a tactical thing that that black like uh Navy Seals don't have to put that black

[ __ ] on their faces that like white guys have to put on to be like more sthy but it just seems really weird when two guys take off a mask and then the third guy does and he's essentially in black face sure you know what I mean it's just those little details that that's all right this is a Christmas special so it's all about Black face this is what pit I guess I'm going to skip it um and maybe I'll watch it on Home Video at some point you're you're you tolerate a lot of things uh look if I could if I can put it in perspective this movie is not quite as good as Iron Man 3 God all right like in that Iron Man 3 is a perfectly good movie it's fine just compared to the other Iron Man movies

it's just [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah so compared actually watch my I watch my favorite M movie today oh can we guess can we guess go for it Thor Ragnarok yep yeah y so I actually think James Juan probably watched Thor Ragnarok every morning before going to set because it seems to be trying to achieve that tongue and cheek kind of retro movie making style that that did it just doesn't quite get there and just just just misses the misses it just that little bit just you know when you're listening to a singer singing live and they're just under the note like just like a semitone off sure yep that's what this is I watched the trailer for this right and it the reason I was not that interested is is it just am I the only one who doesn't like all these massive CGI

battles this is the the worst of them all I don't understand like do people do people like that am I the one am I the oldd one out do people like those no no no I don't know if anyone why do they keep doing them like I don't understand like cuz some people must like them Thor Ragnarok doesn't have that you you you'll notice they fight a few people and it's easy to follow what's going on and it's exciting no no no there there's at the end there's a big battle but it focuses on the individuals more than anything else I think yeah but here's the thing I'm bored of watching people fight in movies I don't know that sounds dumb but like like like one of my favorite alltime movies Highlander right a kick fight scene at the end me to tears because it's

minutes and now I'm so aware when I'm watching a movie I'm like oh my God I'm up to 2 and A4 hours into this and they haven't even started the end fight yet which is inevitably coming and it will go for so long I um I read on a tweet the other day someone said they uh they bought a new TV or something and and in 4k and it's glorious they're watching the um the breathtaking final battle uh in Black Panther and I was like C breathtaking I thought that was like I I liked that movie a lot and I thought the the fight at the end was garbage yeah I think the fight at the end of every movie is garbage I like the bit before the fight and I like the bit after the fight but the fight is just like let's just yeah people punching people yeah unbelievable it's a computer simulation

and withi likeing even when I think about action in movies that act that actually excites me I think of like like Terminator 2 or uh just a [ __ ] Mad Max Fury Road like yeah like just everybody just watch [ __ ] Fury Road and and do that like yeah true not the same but you know what I mean like well Matt you sent us out something interesting this week featuring uh featuring a sword fight of Swords oh yeah I did I did did that get released so there's a guy on YouTube who has is making a it's a remake of the fight between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan in A New

Hope and he made it more like you know what you think they the fight should have been like based on the the prequels now yeah cuz the fight's actually just you know two old guys poking each other 12 men wailing on each other yeah and then so this this trailer which uh I I'll put the link in the in the spreadsheet so people can see it he's I guess with CGI just completely made the redund the scene fancy so sorry clarify there's a trailer and he said full scene coming 12th of the 12th 18 which has passed now uh and no it's not it's not been put up yet okay well uh let's hope it does soon because it looked pretty good is this all CG or did he recreate did he do some some liveaction footage as well because if it's CGI it's done incredibly well

yeah I'm not sure by the way it's done incredibly well so the trailer was posted 11 months ago and then there was another little clip posted 7 months ago and then it says full scene 12th of the 12th 18 but uh it is not currently available that's come and gone yes so come and gone is my uh is my online dating [Laughter] handle well that leadar news I think we're in uh Star Wars news sorry uh sorry to our patrons who don't want Star Wars news beg us to stop talking about Star Wars when're not going to so there's a lot of Luke Skywalker news this week it's CU Mark Hamill's [ __ ]

trying to keep himself in the news oh my God Mark Hamill yeah he's just so desperate to be he finally got s of good paychecks again leave him alone did you guys hear about the unlikely friendship that Mark Hamill and Arianda Grande have uh have struck up no seems cool I don't I don't know any of her music and I don't know anything about her but I have seen clips of her on like SNL and stuff that people have shown me and I'm like she seems cool okay so and I mean Mark Hill seems cool so whatever yeah well Mark Hamill accidentally tweeted the name of her new album um before it was announced yeah which is called thank you next but he obviously had no idea uh

probably who Ariana Grande was uh and that this was the name of her album so it got it got her a lot of uh you know extra press with with a whole bunch of people that wouldn't ordinarily have even followed his hashtag to her album right right and then uh so then you know they became Fast Friends wonder if he's still friends with James gun yeah they had lunch he's probably not he's probably not saying that he is publicly James G was going to hire him that's why they became friends so yeah he was going to put him in Guardians 3 probably not going to happen now W yeah it's probably not up to him I guess I'd love I'd love it if Mark Hamil like tried to get in there you know being like James gun said we have a verbal agreement yeah I think uh I think it's

he's probably avoiding talking about James gun cuz he doesn't he's doing well right now he doesn't want to spoil it so yeah but uh he he's he's trolling us again oh he sure is yeah he likes to have a lot of [ __ ] fun on the Twitter and uh this week he uh he tweeted that he was about to uh leak um exclusive footage from the Star Wars trailer mhm fans went [ __ ] ape [ __ ] um and then he posted a picture he'd taken of someone with a uh what would you call this I guess in America you call it a trailer in Australia you call it a caravan yeah of

Courage it's a caravan with Star Wars painted on the side [ __ ] with what a [ __ ] with no I like him I I really want to meet him one day he's keeping it interesting might want to hurry it up I think we got a few more years with him yeah we'll see yeah I'm not yeah I'm not worried that yeah it's not going to happen well I guess if Luke's not worried I guess I shouldn't be because Luke Luke is the Oracle of all things Celebrity Death so yes listeners if if you do ever hear Luke predict your death be afraid mhm I'll be terrifi I gave everyone plenty of notice about Stanley you did although the more notice you give someone about their death the kind of less plausible the it really it really

wasn't a lot of notice it was only a couple of months he hasn't said anything about my death yet so I'm assuming I live forever so that's good to know he's just given a lot of notice Matt he's just no he's not mentioned it he's not mentioned it so I think I'm good just just just yeah you you you keep thinking that buddy what what did he oh no don't do this Luke do you think it's time that we just wheel Matt into a corner and put a blanket over him no don't no we're not at that stage don't even joke about it this is how this is what happens this is how it happens don't joke about it there jokes on these podcasts that kill it's [ __ ] dangerous Harrison Ford will be dead by the time this episode comes out the way way Luke's going he's going to be dead before indana Jones comes out he might even be dead

now no no he's not I see him in the Afterparty oh he's there who let him in he's in there he's mate he's allowed he's allowed in anywhere he wants before we go in there and see him I just want to this is not this is yeah this is not new news so I guess it's not news I guess yes is how that works um this is from 2011 but I just stumbled upon this quote from uh Harrison Ford talking about shy Lau um oh yeah when when Shuff uh started saying that uh he feels he's the reason that uh Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Crystal Skull isn't very good he said he blames himself and Steven Spielberg and uh when asked by enemy what Harrison Ford thinks of it he came out and said well he's a [ __ ]

idiot I like Harrison Ford a lot I feel like he would he would be fun to hang out with let's go buy him a drink all right I'm excited now that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and item to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time