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Welcome to the most depressing episode of a comedy podcast ever recorded!We talk Captain Marvel and all seems well but then Dan mentions that he watched Leaving Neverland and it all takes a dark turn. Idris Elba is Deadshot Racism is complicated Hipsters can’t tell themselves apart Keith Flint is dead Luke Perry is dead Momo is dead Adnan Syed is guilty (allegedly) “Rape Day” is banned

We wanna buy Neverland Ranch but we need some backers. The podcast is now accepting checks. For free. That’s how we get money for nothing, right? Links: Neverland Ranch is for sale View-Master, the toy that let’s you look at slides, will have it’s own movie It 2 will have more blood than any horror film before it Kickstarter to remove the rat from the Departed Good Old Games may be in trouble

Ahh, kids these days. They will never excel in the workforce. Luke, on the other hand, will be an outstanding addition to your business. He will exceed your expectations and will never ask for a promotion. Contact us to see how you can hire him.