Matt has returned from his brief internship at Lumon and we have a lot to discuss. A small subset of those things are listed below, but really it’s just the tip of the… um… iceberg.
If you want to annoy Luke you’ll have to dress up as Kristin Stewart, or maybe Logan Paul. Jason Momoa annoys Amber Heard - https://www.businessinsider.com/amber-heard-accused-jason-momoa-cosplaying-johnny-depp-variety-2023-10 Kanye’s wife isnt allowed to wear pants - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/kanye-west-says-wife-bianca-31794311 James Franco admits to sleeping with students - https://www.thethings.com/james-francos-acting-school-had-a-sex-class-that-shouldve-been-seen-as-an-immediate-red-flag/ Furiosa is a prequel to the Mad Max game? - https://www.vg247.com/furiosa-surprise-prequel-to-best-7-10-game Logan Paul will refund people, finally. Sort of. - https://kotaku.com/youtube-logan-paul-cryptozoo-nft-game-refund-lawsuit-1851143787 A 13 year old “beat” Tetris - https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/03/arts/tetris-beat-blue-scuti.html
It’s a legally distinct song that we wrote all on our own. Indy VGuardians 3Avatars 6 & 7Strange World Andor Season 2 directors Mando Season 3Flannazon Midnight Club Cancelled Val Kilmer was supposed to be in Willow Kanye goes too far, again. Too too far. And gets banned from Twitter, again. RIP Splash Mountain
Rub some buttered popcorn in your beard and settle in for another episode of Multiple Nerdgasm. The general plot is the same but the details are different every week, it’s all about the characters! Matt Stone and Trey Parker close deal to produce 14 South Park Movies. Yes. 14. Disney says Scarlet is reading her contract wrong James Gunn has a vague opinion about it And a stronger opinion about Martin Scorsese Amber Heard: Not fired Star Wars resort pricing is here Lightsabers are also here
Luke is campaigning for a role in a major motion picture again. Maybe this is the one that catapults him into stardom? Coz it’s a space movie. Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in space Brian May has busted his ass Billy Mitchell is suing because people said he was cheater when he cheated Doom Eternal soundtrack drama Ron Gilbert made another game! Roy has died Little Richard has also died
