Incomprehensibaby: Billy Mitchell Defamation Trial & Death Stranding
Everything we say in this episode that could be considered slanderous is definitely a joke and we had our fingers crossed so you can’t sue us.
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Jack, Reach Her: Jack Ryan, Reacher & New Terminator 2 Game
We’ve been watching some stuff, playing stuff and getting excited about some stuff. Come find out what stuff!
We Got A Luke For Christmas: Fury Road & Rebel Moon
Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday! Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/ Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/ Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/furiosa-cgi-backlash-missing-point-hollywood/
Crowd Surfing with Crutches: Fall of the House of Usher & Silent Hill 2
It’s a rambly old show we’ve got for you this week! Warner tosses the Coyote in the track - https://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-scraps-coyote-vs-acme-release/ Steam Deck OLED - https://www.darkhorizons.com/valve-announces-steam-deck-oled/ Silent Hill remake maybe doesn’t get it - https://www.vg247.com/silent-hill-2-remake-special-origin-story Fall of the House of Langella - https://deadline.com/2022/05/frank-langella-fired-the-fall-of-the-house-of-usher-netflix-series-details-1235029281/
Washing a Countach: Andor Wouldn't Be Greenlit & Cyberpunk 2077
Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred? New Beatles album incoming Ted Kaczynski Treat Williams Cormac Mc Carthy Tarantino likes animals? Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood? The Flash director will do Batman next Star Wars: Outlaws Andor wouldn’t be green lit today
Konggate: Billy Mitchell Loses Donkey Kong Lawsuit & New Harry Potter HBO Series
We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked. Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court case Some context for the above RIP HBO Max. Hello Max. HBO will not remove Rowling’s name Mia Goth will be in Blade Lars Mikkelsen will be Thrawn Wes Chatham will be his friend Rian is very busy Lando and Rogue Squadron are still a thing
Zippetty Dippetty Doo Darp: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Trailer
It’s a legally distinct song that we wrote all on our own. Indy VGuardians 3Avatars 6 & 7Strange World Andor Season 2 directors Mando Season 3Flannazon Midnight Club Cancelled Val Kilmer was supposed to be in Willow Kanye goes too far, again. Too too far. And gets banned from Twitter, again. RIP Splash Mountain
Punching the Camel Too: Andor, Indiana Jones 5 & Pentiment
Yay we like Star Wars again! Gary Whitta’s Star Wars show idea Indy 5 News Fancy Witcher Jason David Frank Mikey Kuhn Mehran Karimi Nasseri
Really Big Decks: James Gunn's DC Studios & Bayonetta Voice Actor Drama
Ye, Musk, Cavill, Gunn, Alderson - all the big names. Ye will not be stopped Elon has taken over (Twitter)Henry Cavill will return as Superman James Gunn is the new head of the DCUBayonetta drama
Check Please: Obi-Wan Kenobi Review, Ezra Miller & Severance
This week we pop on 30 Seconds to Mars and run some blades. John Williams is done Ezra Miller might be out as The Flash Ezra Miller probably should be out as The Flash
Upside Down Canon: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Johnny Depp Amber Heard Trial
This episode is almost as long as an episode of Stranger Things No more canon No more recasting, maybe No more Rian, maybe No more Spacey, please No more Flash, also please
TV is the new Movies: Hayden Christensen Returns & Dune HBO Max Lawsuit
Lots of stuff announced this week for us to discuss, plus two of us have been playing a bunch of Cyberpunk. Alien TV series coming Christopher Nolan hates HBODune producers to sue Warner Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special Star Wars bonanza Hayden Christensen is back Rogue Squadron New Spider-man has all the Spider-men Christian Bale is bad Disney is hiking up the price of plus Cyberpunk has some bugs Mass Effect 4Tommy Lister JR has died Chuck Yeager has died
What's In It For Me? – Back to the Future's Plot Hole & Rogue One TV
Luke’s got a house (and a webcam), Dan’s got a new favourite TV show and Matt’s got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up. Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future “plot hole” explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you
In Turtle: The Last Jedi Rewatch, Indiana Jones 5 & Top Gun Maverick
Bradley Cooper, we need you! Are you into milk? Dan’s got an art-house film he wants to cast you in.