All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.
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We’re keeping it old school with lots of Star Wars news and banter this week! But don’t worry, that’s not all we discuss. It is a lot of it though.
Photos of the Star Wars hotel
Fox told George the prequels would suck
Disney won’t pay up
Apple reduces their cut for small businesses
Wonder Woman 1984 is coming
Cyberpunk is out there
Luke’s done us wrong but he opens with an apology. Forgive him? Nah me neither.
Microsoft to work around xCloud restrictions
That treadmill VR thing is finally coming!
Dune delayed until October next year
But you can see Alita in theatres again if you’re brave
The Fellowship gets naughty?
Finally Luke knows when he can offer up his monetary sacrifice to the Gods at Microsoft. We discuss the new Xboxes, PAX online, some TV shows, the ongoing dispute between Apple and Epic and mooooooooore!
Xbox buying time!
Pinny Arcade
People like The Boys so much they hate it
People aren’t into Cuties
Ohio says no to Kanye
Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse?
Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid 19The Rock has Covid 19Mando season two in October 2020John Boyega not a fan of Disney
Keanu not aware that The Matrix was exclusively about being trans
Ridley Scott not super impressed by Epic’s 1984 parody
Dan ventures out into the world and puts his life at risk to relive the ancient practice of “going to the movies”. Matt was wrong about Bioshock Infinite and somewhere out there is audio evidence. Luke is always the fun guy, but you already knew that.
Apple terminates Epic Games dev account
Punctuation is important
Chadwick Boseman has died
What movie would you “improve” with a fan edit of your own, if you could be bothered?
We know the Queen’s answer.
Xbox Series X in November
Xbox Series S is a thing
Halo Infinite delayed
This War of Mine now part of Polish school curriculum
Guy fired for making Hitler meme awarded 200k
Apple and Google and Epic
Epic lawsuit
Epic propaganda
