324: Watching a Boy From Afar

Dan’s off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the ’90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo…uhh “Surprise Mechanic” and become a Mega Fan on Patreon!Links:Get your own R2 DroidDisney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy’s Edge opensRed Sonya has a new directorNetflix cancels a show they never madeKFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1stMinecraft Story mode now $100 an episodeEA says lootboxes are “Surprise mechanics” and are ethicalAvengers Endgame returns to theaters

E3 was last week so we’ve got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts.Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bagsBreath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: TacticsE3 streamer banned for filming in bathroomGive us Iron Man!Parfum du Semen

It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off.Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decadeBaldur’s Gate 3 announcedApple announced the world’s most expensive monitor standThe original Ghostbusters cast are confirmed for the new sequel