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oh who starts when Luke's not here I don't know I don't even know anymore actually yeah I always just wait for him which should we just wait for him to show up all right let's just wait for him welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy I don't think we can wait for him no uh so in case you haveen noticed Luke's not here I'm nor we normally we do this at the end of the episode yeah that's right or Midway through when we try to include them in the conversation and then realize that they haven't been

there the whole time yeah uh he's a p Australia and uh has bad Internet so he's not able to join us unfortunately well that is unfortunate because uh if I might tease uh a little of the topics of this upcoming episode we uh we have some The Rock news which I know Luke would be very interested to hear y um uh we have some uh we have some necrophilia news yep yeah we've got some sexual harassment news oh great yeah yeah we've got some gender equality news okay yep um some cultural appropriation news [ __ ] me I mean this is a very political uh episode God potentially uh um and Luke's not here to balance us out I know Jesus Christ all right um I mean we can talk about TV and movies as well I know

you've been watching a bit of Telly yeah well it's Halloween this week and it is Halloween do they do Halloween there in Singapore have we talked about this before uh they certainly do Saturday night going out drinking dress like a [ __ ] all right which to me is what Halloween is all about yeah that's that's what I did last night so well they certainly do it here and you mean here in the United States or they in New England specifically well I assume everywhere well I know I know they do do place of all Hallow's Eve certainly in uh in New England they definitely do it we went to Salem again last night it's becoming Halloween tradition as he would yeah MH uh was very busy and a lot of people in very cool costumes they have stalls out if

you're in the area in I doubt you'd be in quite the area randomly but if you want to make your way there to uh to Salem for Halloween I recommend it it's good fun so I went to Salem uh not on Halloween and it was also still full of people in costumes and cool stores and so I mean they they take this to 11 on Halloween I assume yes and that's because we when when you were up there it was in October and the the whole thing kind of goes for the whole month oh okay so that was the Halloween yeah it was the the lead okay so what you're telling me is that if I went there on Tuesday afternoon in mid-march say uhuh it's it's going to just be like any other sleepy little American exactly what Luke and I did the first time we

went and it was actually quite nice because okay there was I mean it's a beautiful place yeah yeah it is it's it's a it's a really nice last little town I guess a town what would you it's town I guess yeah I'd say it's a town and uh yeah we caught the train up from Boston and just kind of wandered around and it was nothing was open and uh and it was was cold and snowy at that point and we just kind of wandered around and I like oh what a nice place and then yeah Halloween's completely different H so according to uh Google uh Salem is indeed a town okay you could also call it a village okay although Village feels a little oldfashioned it does it reminds me of Village Cinemas H reminds me of the Village People sorry yeah we saw the uh they just in the last 12 months I think uh

they discovered the actual location where the those accused of Witchcraft were hanged and there's now there's now a memorial there that we uh we went to the exact location cuz it's it's somewhere in that park right uh no it's actually behind a Walgreens which is like a pharmacy uh it's it's a kind of a I know the park you mean um it's actually not uh yeah they they discovered I don't know how they found it actually so they were hanged in the back of the Walgreens that's really interesting that's what yeah you're a witch to Walgreens with you yeah it was probably just Walgreens Apothecary back then it's right you know but that's good to know okay now I went into a Walgreens while I was there to uh to pick up a little something that sounds so weird

but I just can't remember what it was that I bought from there probably sunscreen or something not ventalin that's for sure that's for damn sure was actually told by a pharmacist in America in Hollywood actually the first time we went that um they were happy to watch me uh choke to death on the floor of the uh Pharmacy before they'd give me any ventalin yeah it's a controlled substance here I guess yeah actually it is here too you just don't descrition for it yeah that's oh no I just wait till I'm in any other the surrounding gotcha so you can't you can't walk in and buy it in Singapore correct huh there you go you can't buy anything man you can't buy cough syrup or painkillers or cold medicine with an active ingredient wow over the counter huh yeah

you just get the lowlevel [ __ ] makes you got to go to a doctor how's your Healthcare over there this is not this is not an interesting or well it might be interesting it's not the funniest topic uh if you're a citizen and the healthcare is great um you do have to wait in line but mostly it's free all right cool it's not free for me but I do uh I do enjoy First World Medicine you know one of the one places in this region that that does offer that very good very good so if I could just take you back to Salem yes please you mentioned uh great costumes and I'd like to hear about some of the greatest well there was a a flock of uh of dinosaurs which the costume is terrible but like it's always funny that yeah you're talking about that kind of like plush

dinosaur the infl thing so there's that but that obviously not not not a huge amount of effort went into that there was some good uh it was a good leather face actually one of the best leather faces so I said uh good evening Madam to to him and uh nice nice yeah I'm not sure if he picked up on my uh my reference but uh uh what else we see oh there's a guy walking around I don't know if he was supposed to be like a white walker from Game of Thrones I don't watch a whole lot of Game of Thrones anymore but uh but it was very elaborate Kinders were in the first scene of the first episode though so yeah I know but I don't know if this specific makeup is is one from the show I've seen that one guy could just been a cold guy from Walking Dead

I've seen you that one guy the kind of penultimate White Walker who uh the second to last White Walker second yeah yep that's a joke I'm strling at the back of the pack uh and I've seen that guy and it was kind of similar I guess so I don't know if it was that's what he was going for okay yeah what are the creatures from Where the Wild Things Are called uh uh Wild Things okay yeah the the parents were dressed as that and uh the the little the had a baby in a carriage dressed as the uh the kid with a little oh that's cute in the uh in the little what is it a wolf out he had on yeah little onesie yeah yep yep great that was that was a good one oh man so many uh it's it's kind of overwhelming to be honest there's just too many too many people it's almost like if you were

going to go to a lot of effort it might not be worth it for that because no one's going to be looking like sure the attention is not going to be uh focused on you that's for sure there's too many too many right yeah you're going to have to really think out inside the box then to get noticed exactly just as the Butcher Babies are we going to talk about the Butcher Babies I don't know I we we just cut that joke out or maybe we should leave it in but just not elaborate and the listeners will know that off air we've had a conversation about the Butcher Babies and they can look up what why they're in the news Google it Google it you'll you'll like what you see and then you'll and then they'll get but don't look at their tits whatever you do don't look at their tits they hate that not

anymore it used to be all right it's not anymore I [ __ ] tell you was all right when I saw him yeah at The Viper Room in La 2011 so another thing we did this weekend on Friday night I went on a haunted hay ride hey so the hay ride itself was haunted or the hay ride went to haunted places uh well I think the the the idea is that the hay ride goes to haunted places but this one was so it's a Miss Noma it's interesting this particular one we went to last year had very good reviews people said it was a very very good very good haunted haid experience this is my first haunted hay ride in fact my first hay ride ever in fact I've never been on a hay ride okay I guess when we grew up you didn't live quite as out in the country as I did you were a

good 15 minutes closer to the city than was so I guess so I guess I guess that margin of hay ride was somewhere in between your house and my house you know what I didn't even know they had him in Australia mate I've been on a hay ride all right well for those who don't know a hay ride is you there a tractor with a trailer full of hay and you sit in the trailer and they drive you around mhm yeah that's that's that's about it and I got to say if it wasn't a haunted one I don't know that I'd be that interested in it yep yep um Fair call but a haunted one is it's kind of like you know those haunted houses that they do they do them in Australia now as well I know you know it's basically like you get taken through a a haunted experience or like a

horror experience okay so it's like a lop but you're in a hay yeah kind of like a you know like a haunted house uh M you know those haunted fun house kind of thing uh they do them at uh up at Universal Studios in Universal Studios Movie World in uh in in on the Gold Coast now yep sure they have the Halloween stuff there do you have that kind of stuff in Singapore uh we have a Universal Studios here that does have a Halloween thing okay but I've not been to it but I imagine that that's probably what it's like so basically sit in the back of this this trailer and uh it takes you through the woods basically here mhm and uh at certain points you come to an area where the lights will come on and then a kind of horror scene will play out o okay

yeah and like as I said it got very good reviews last year so we're we're looking forward to it uh mostly this year it was uh children who are the the actors in it so they're you know good on them for for working a job uh mostly it was children dressed in just their normal clothes but with a mask on that that sort of covered their face uh yelling at us oh and kind of coming out of the woods in the dark and just kind of you know loudly yelling in your ear cuz that's scary so there was a lot of that I assume you're being a little factious and when you say children you mean like a bunch ofen [ __ ] drama students right from from

high school like some of them were were very young like teenagers and I think possibly even you know slightly so so what you're saying is you you could have done a better haunted hay ride well sure I guess no I'm not having a go I reckon you probably could have there's some sections of it that were pretty good uh you know like and and they they did you go to some there was a guy with like a a lawn mow mounted on a a thing with a person under it and he you know ride on Mower and he start the M two kids two kids doing it but there was one section which was this was act this is L the Highlight I'm I'm sure this was the highlight for everybody mhm so we're going through the woods uh it's all these kind of horror themed things and then we get to the

gates from Jurassic Park and I'm like what and then you can hear people going Jurassic Park and then so you we go through the gates and it's kind of like a fairly elaborate little setup where there's like a Jeep upside down and like everything's trashed and I was like okay what's going to happen yeah and then the music from Jurassic Park starts they've got like a speaker somewhere and then the lights like come up a bit further and two guys or two kids uh in those inflatable dinosaur costumes run out and start dancing around and then there's like a record scratch and then this like club dance music starts and then they just start trashing everything and like like I'm not it was hysterical like oh

man I like everybody was crying laughing because it was just so weird like they had like they ran into like a little office area they set up the guy one of the dinosaurs grabbed like a chair I was just smashing things with the chair and like and and then the the trucks started moving again and then like he was chasing after it you know like like in Jurassic Park uh except he get to the back everyone was laughing he was like shut up shut up it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen oh man I don't even know how to respond to this except that I wish to Christ I was there it's honestly the most surreal thing I've ever experienced wow well look I mean Jurassic Park is essentially a horror movie it's essentially a slasher movie just it's the format of a slasher movie

but with scientists and dinosaurs yeah but that's what makes it so good right it's a thriller yes this was not an accurate Recreation of the film by any means no sure no yeah more Dennis nedre uh less um it was it was very funny I I just I was thinking like I imagine this this these two kids and it would be like Carl and I in high school or something yeah like we've got a great idea for a scene for the haunted ha ride and then yeah some for some reason somebody has let us do make up a skit for the haunted ha ride yeah it's going to be Jurassic Park uh we'll be our favorite movie and we're just going to be throwing a tanty and like tossing stuff around and at some point one of you one of either you or Carl went wait okay just hold on for a

sec I've I've got it I've got it halfway through there's a record scratch and we just we just go [ __ ] nuts yeah he was going berserk like smashing everything with a chair it was I it was the funniest thing just because it was so unexpected like I feel like if I'd known what I was in for it probably wouldn't have been as funny but just it was so [ __ ] weird and then uh and then it went back to being yelled at by kids I just don't like watching young people do anything you know there some of it was very cringy like everything young people do is cringey um now that I'm at a certain age in my life uh we went to see a play a few weeks ago we were in Georgetown in panang uh which is an ex British colony and now it's this cute little town in

North Malaysia but they had this uh Arts Festival and so we were going to see a few plays and we ended up seeing this one where these American people of the young variety uh were doing a and I and I I [ __ ] you not this was the dialogue and it was things like who am I what does it mean to be me what's my place in the world what is my generation going to contribute to society and I was like no [ __ ] no and you probably think this is so deep right you think you're so [ __ ] deep right now that you couldn't be more of a cliche yeah yeah children young people so that's my haunted haid experience oh and uh what else um there

was a another part where it was like a a fun house theme right with clowns okay okay and and the music was uh you know Last Resort by Papa Roach uh yes I do you know that guitar cut my life into pieces yeah my oh no that's broken imagine that but played on like like a horn like clown horns you know like oh my God what that was the music and I was like this is Papa Roach and then amazing with a bunch of scary clowns running around smashing things and uh yeah with like one of those those things that goes yeah yeah wow well look on that on on that topic and I don't want to move off too far but just as a quick segue um you mentioned Papa Roach um just I'll give a little

bit of an update for the listeners because a lot of people were really interested to see whether my sudden relapse into love for Li biscuit was just a flash in a pan Jenna is cly waiting for an update it was not week to I am still dead set into them I've [ __ ] I've overplayed $3 Billy all um wow back and forth and I just just [ __ ] love it man that's where I am in my life right now I see I'm mid 1990s limb biscuit that's where I am can we get the word out to Fred dur that it may be time for a reunion if they might still be going they did release a an album called Gold Cobra a few years ago okay yeah and uh they also did we I don't know if we ever talked about this they did a thing um there was an album that they put out and was only

over like half an album like or like four tracks cuz they couldn't get the whole album done they put it out anyway and they would and then on the always a good sign yeah on the CD and this was pre I think this is before you could even get you know DVD stuff on a CD you know they kind of did those hybrid things this was before that there was just like a like a QuickTime move on the data part of the disc that was like a little documentary just about how their drama is a [ __ ] witht and I'm not joking it's like there's a a a thing I forget the name of the album it's like it's it's only got a few tracks on it and if you put the disc in there's like a video it's probably on YouTube actually someone I'm sure someone's put it up there it was a video about how I guess

he's like addicted to heroin or something and he's just a he was just like not showing up and it's like a like a short documentary just about this is why we kicked him out of the band and like it was really weird that is so Lim biscuit yeah exactly you know what I've just realized was just talking about like do they have a new album right in my head their new album is results May Vary but that's from 2003 right that's the one with that's the other guitarist right that's it Behind Blue Eyes yeah yeah exactly they covered the who yeah oh yeah no I'm familiar with it I just you're familiar with results May bury I'm sure you are yeah no where's band

not my favorite got to say yeah I know fine bit more uh electronic in that album too than previous little bit of little bit of DM as the kids call it now exactly so your um haunted hayride just with getting taken around on a tractor and then spotlights shining on things happening y reminds me a lot of a night safari that I did once in rural Thailand where hell that sounds terrifying yeah you you basically just driving around in in a Jeep in the dark and it occasionally would they would just turn on a spotlight uh pointed right at it an absolutely startled and bewildered wild animal that would just stare back at you and you know when you point a light right in somebody's eyes and you can't

even see the eye you can literally see the back wall of the eye yeah yeah there was a lot of that it was a lot of that going on yeah yeah the uh the old reflected light what kind of animals did they have uh uh a lot of animals that shouldn't really be in rural Thailand so yeah right you know like lions and tigers and bears correct yeah oh my speaking of which do we want some animal news because we've got some animal news do we oh yeah okay yeah sure we got some animal news some uh some natural history here but it also crosses over into gender identity news oh not gender identity uh what am I trying to say sexual orientation news we have I don't know if we want to have a jingle for that we do have a gay news jingle we got a gay news jingle let's play the gay

news jingle all right oh boy you're [ __ ] me in the AR all right then all right go you're the well I guess that's why they call it gay news why do we have this Matt I I only have a vague recollection of this and I cannot for the life of me remember why the [ __ ] we thought it was okay to record B we're going to get letters we're going to get letters I think the pitch was mhm gay Sailors and Elton John I'm pretty sure that's what you demanded from me and and that's what I gave you look I remember I remember being specific about it and I remember not being

disappointed so well done uh on your uh yeah your C Shanty you're old timey sea shanty yeah I wish on knew what we were talking about that spawned that it's a very old but anyway Matt if you want to come into uh gay news if you want to come into gay news I just I just don't know how to tread lightly on this one um so I'll just Dive Right In the world's oldest living creature is gay fair enough yeah so uh this is a tortoise uh who's 186 years old holy crap nam's Jonathan right H he's very old yes and uh and and he he is what the scientific Community terms a Wally woter he a he's a homosexual he has a life partner that

he's been dating since uh 1991 H so that's a decent length of time um they do everything together they sleep eat uh and if you're wondering yes your perverts they do have penetrative gay sex and I've just yeah they they used to think he was a she her name was freder and then after requiring some medical attention they were like what's this and uh it was uh is that a little tortoise penis apparently it was and so Jonathan and uh and there you go that's that's kind of adorable yeah totes adorbs so uh they voted yes did

you not you obviously no they don't let me vote on anything anymore they took that away [ __ ] real quick licky split licky split I moved I got a letter that said we're going to remove you from the Electoral rooll and I was like all right [ __ ] wow like I don't know how they knew yeah CU you still vote right uh yes I do still vote they basically said if you're not planning on coming back anytime soon then we're going to remove you and I was like well I'm not really I guess yeah I'm not going to lie so yeah I guess I don't vote anymore and then and then and then this all happened and I was like well I wish I bece to be fair Matt you went 35 odd years without voting you you've only just recently

signed up for it so it's not like you're giving away a right that you really valued they didn't let me vote for 30 yeah 35 odd years and then I finally got the chance to do it once and then they took it away again maybe you did it wrong maybe you voted for Tony Abbott and they were like no none of that [ __ ] I can tell you now I did not oh that's that's adorable and uh and they're they're still going how old oh it doesn't say I was going to say how the boyfriend but it doesn't say very young very very young and he's Asian no he's neither of those things but paints a picture right it does I was talking about the turtle not you oh taurise sorry taurtis Zing yeah

tortoise you know what a turtle is same thing wonder if Luke saw blade running yet [ __ ] I can't stop thinking about that movie I know it's so good is blind and can't smell but he has excellent hearing how do they know he can't smell I guess they observe him guess he stops doing the things they do when they just put stinky [ __ ] near him and see if he reacts no nothing nothing but but he also can't talk so for all we know he's like I can smell that I'm just too old to [ __ ] react he's like that is foul where did you even get that yeah what the [ __ ] is wrong with you

people frequent mating sessions oh fre and 186 years old yeah yep pretty good There's Hope for all of us yeah hope I'm having that much gay sex when I'm 186 years old [ __ ] you might as well if you get to that age I love this this line though from the article this is on Huffington Post by the way the exact date of his birth is unknown but a photograph of Jonathan taken around 1886 suggests his [ __ ] 1886 he's wearing like old timey clothes he's got born that was just the oldest photograph of him yeah that's what I'm imagining bowler hat and a twirly mustache yeah looking L another guy except hiding it he's he's got a wife and and the and some kids but he's like looking at this other

guy and just off camera yeah you know what Matt so I've just located this uh I've just located this photograph from 1886 in the archive the the tortoise is not wearing a hat or mustache of any kind but you will not be disappointed to find that all the human beings and there are four of them are oh perf they've all got the old timey beards two of them have bowler hats and one of them has one of those oldy Colonial helmets on Wow here I'll paste it in pasting it under segments under gay news segments uh I like how you get google.com.sg oh wow look at that you're right and that doesn't look like a baby

tortoise either no no what I mean no they say uh I mean this is what I I learned from a book when I was young and this could be [ __ ] but I learned that these tortoises is is he a [Music] gapusan tortoise uh that these things that giant Tais in general they don't die of old age they'll die because they get sick or something and I don't know if that's true or they just hadn't observed one just dying yeah and I think that's that can be said about a couple of animals too I think did I read that jellyfish don't die of natural causes you know something's got to kill a jellyfish yeah yeah like a vampire basically exactly like a vampire and they have no

[Laughter] reflection that's why the jellyfish always has bad hair well I see through well that's uh that's gay tortoise news for this yeah that's old timey gay tortoise news for this week we do we got some Halloween news too actually oh yeah well this is our unofficial Halloween special yes in that there's nothing special about it it's just coming out nearish to Halloween I'm pretty sure that's how all of our Halloween specials are in fact this will come out on Halloween right uh close to I think it'll come out like the day probably listen to this where you are in the world uh no what I talking about just because the time doesn't mean the day is different Halloween is on Tuesday okay and this will come out overnight

Monday night you'll listen to this on the work on the way to work on Tuesday morning which is Halloween so happy Halloween of course yeah of course it comes out on Monday here but uh it'll be Tuesday in Australia and oh it's Monday morning for you and Monday night for us Monday it's Monday afternoon we put it out here yeah but uh the you I mean this is a sensitive subject and I don't want to you know okay don't want to upset anybody but you're not allow to dress as a bunch of stuff anymore uh yeah that's true uh because you you just can't do anything now you can't do anything and I think for some reason people it seems fairly obvious to me

that yeah some stuff's not not okay but there's a lot of other stuff that I'm I'm like really come on yeah so people seem to go silly with it you know the last couple of years a couple of things have been flagged as things that are not okay M right like dressing like the the popular red Indian costume the cowboy in Indian kind of costume people have been doing that for years and then the Indians came out and so the Native Americans rather came out and said can you please not do that it's actually horribly offensive to us and everyone went yeah you know what fine okay yeah fine but now it's extended into uh basically you're not allowed to dress as anything that you're not yeah which is the point of dressing up right right uh

so there's a quote here um basically college campuses across the world particularly North America here according to this article in New York Times but obviously they're slightly regionally biased but uh I'm trying to find the quote oh yes here we go pretending for fun or profit or profit okay don't know how that works trick- or treating I guess to be a member of an ethnic racial or gender group to which you do not belong right and uh so there was a kafuffle a while ago about the Moana costumes because if your kid wants to dress as Mo

and chances are just because statistically speaking this you know chances are not a Pacific Islander so yeah there was there was some uproar about that and I I mean I kind of get it but then again I mean but you're not dressing like a a I was going to say a specific Islander a Pacific Islander you're dressing like dressing a specific exactly yeah exactly but I mean you could say that about Pocahontas too right yes I kind of I can see the point about pokahontas a little bit because depending on on which one which pokahontas because sure yeah I mean if you're dressing as the 9-year-old historical poker hunst that got syphilis off a when a bunch of British Sailors [ __ ] her and then kidnapped her and talk her back to England that's probably

okay to dress like her you're probably not dressing like that though but you're probably not that would be one hell of a costume though Jesus how do you show in one costume that you're Native American that you're 9 years old and that you have syphilis listeners podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom no don't don't write in about this don't write in a picture is worth a thousand words Dan multipler gas.com send it straight to Dan fine it's fine I'll filter through the garbage I want to see you're allow to uh you allow to dress as like a Poncho Villa or a marachi band uh that kind of stuff and no Caitlyn Jenna that's been cited specifically here um you're not allowed to dress as a gisha or a samurai even if you're Japanese H okay because guem even if you're Japanese you're neither a gaian

nor a samurai so you're offending someone but a few other a few other costumes that have been banned from college campuses include a Crayola crayon a cup of Starbucks coffee what and Waldo from the we's Waldo books okay yeah so director of diversity at the University of Washington has come out and said quote if there's a Gray Line it's best to just stay away from it yeah end quot where's the line is different line with W I think there's the that's the thing is I think just use a bit of Common Sense and then don't I don't know people I don't know why people assume the worst of people like if I'm it's not because I'm like being a dick okay for example Matt I saw some

pictures on Instagram this week of you dressed up as something that you're not that's right the wolf from Red Riding Hood correct I mean do you expect to be stopped on the street and have somebody say Excuse me sir are you the wolf from Red Riding Hood no then that's offensive take that off it's it's only offensive to wolves I guess that would be so so a wolf if wolf picketed their University yeah I know I know where you're coming from I just I just look I get it don't be offensive don't be a [ __ ] with about it but but is Waldo from where's Waldo really offended is it a real person who actually I didn't know Waldo was a document pardon me documentary yeah I wasn't sure it was either but I guess I

guess it is I guess I guess books have the same as you and I uh why can't you dress as Waldo oh man there are some sexy Wares Waldo characters of course you know I was I was looking for uh I cuz I bought the shirt and stuff that I wore as the as the the wolf and so I went I was actually in Walmart looking at things and I was like I want to be uh I want to accurate so I'm going to look up wolf costume and uh after I scroll through 10 pages of sexy ladies in uh in like just basically just wearing like a fake tail and a and a bikini yeah I'm looking at it now of course you are I eventually

found out that he wears like a plaid shirt like a kind of a lumberjack look apparently okay yeah but I'm not a lumberjack so oh God you're not are you we're being we're GNA get complaints we're going to get complaints then we're being from Lumberjacks just don't be a dick at Halloween that's the rule Matt next year luk was here to discuss why blackace isn't racist again yeah see here's the thing right because Luke is always the first person to stop us I know from like going on a tangent right and yet he's the one who openly supports blackace he doesn't support it he does he says he doesn't know what's wrong with it he has publicly spoken in favor of it I think the the the issue here

is uh either you're assuming that well I think you've got to be assuming malicious intent in order to be upset about it you know maybe but then again I think it's it's also possible to inadvertently offend somebody cuz Luke would never offend somebody so he that's why he doesn't understand that anything could be offend was doing it there's no way that he wants to upset anyone no but it's a slippery slope it comes back to that either everything's okay or nothing is yeah cuz people can't be trusted to make the difference and every time you make a differentiation someone comes out and goes actually no I relate as Waldo and I'm offended yeah mat if you wouldn't mind just scrolling down to segments again I've just I've just pasted in a little picture here if you do the wolf

costume again uh this is the costume I'd like you to wear let's have a look [Music] so this is an Australian comedian you can't see me right now uh because this is an audible medium but I'm doing air quotes around the word comedian okay um called Ben POG pobg POG I don't know it's written down um who tweeted at the Rock uh when The Rock tweeted at a uh a WWE wrestler called Kurt Angel uh and said uh uh congratulations on your return to the WWE ring have fun tonight and uh Ben POG tweeted at him and said Dwayne wrestling isn't real it's time you knew right and

I mean it's not a great joke but you know but he went for it he went for it sure um and Dwayne The Rock Johnson tweeted back and said correct I do in fact know wrestling isn't real that's why I said have fun and I also know that you can go [ __ ] yourself that is very funny yeah and uh and then now plenty of fans have piled on and uh and unfortunately Ben pubg has probably now been shamed from the internet yeah let me check n probably not no he's all right Ben pobg who is Ben POG oh yeah he looks like a quote comedian wonder if Luke knows that wrestling's not real I

think I think telling Luke that wrestling isn't real would be like telling a child that there is no Santa like yes it's the truth but why would you let the kid pretend for just a little while longer he there is some followup on this by the way later Ben Pui tweeted I'm playing a dangerous game hoping the rock gets my zany sense of humor and doesn't just have me killed to which Dwayne The Rock Johnson replied haha I just hit you back yes I not only got the zany but I appreciate appreciated it as well and there's a little high five and then Ben pobg said sir you are a gentleman and an artist and Dwayne replied there are so few of us left and they of this bump yeah is that a fist bump or is that him punching him in the

[ __ ] face it might be it might be him giving him the people's fist to the face is any are the Rock's body parts just known as The People's whatever like does the rock have the people's penis uh let me Google the people's penis okay some pretty interesting stuff comes up on Google image search when you Google the people's penis mhm mostly uh mostly a building uh in China that looks like a penis fair enough then there's an article on men's health nine places you should never stick your penis so I'm just opening that up near the rock one of them I guess yeah okay let's have a look at this it's

waiting for an ad to close Okay bastards oh come on come on come on come on come on how do I come on [Music] camele no no you don't want me to look at this page why you doing that podcast multip nerd gm.com M nerdgasm on Twitter multiple nerdgasm on Facebook multiple nerdgasm on Instagram get in touch with us send us in some news some stories we got send in a lot of dick news if you want to send in some dick news I mean you send in any kind of news we don't you know there's no rules we ask for any type of news to be sent in but it's dick news always dick new that most people interpret that as when people read a news article about something's dick they go you know who's going to love this multiple nasm yeah I

know why so um I was I was going to have some hilarity right now uh reading through the list of uh seven places not to stick your dick but uh but Men's Health apparently don't want you to read any articles they just want you to look at popups that you can't close down so uh Men's Health uh congratulations your website is uh is a little 1995 for my tastes [Music] and there also uh if if enough people want people keep saying they wanted us to do video they want to see us for some reason I don't know why especially cuz like I mean it's it's 9:30 a.m. now but uh I mean it was it was 8:30 a.m. on a Sunday mhm yeah when we started not at your best in other words no no I'm not

so you're still kind of half dressed like a wolf half not yeah yeah look while we're uh yeah I mean this is the Halloween special right so it's I mean it's okay to talk about scary things right um so do we've got some necrofilia news oh dear this week I don't know if we've got a jingle for that because I it hasn't really come up before I don't think we do let me have a look is there something I mean I mean 20 years ago you and I both uh start in a in a film yes a uh a narrative fiction film about a

necrophiliac uh truth mixed reviews but this is a real story and this is uh this is something that happened in Bolivia right where I'll just preface this story by saying where there is no law against necrophilia oh now I assume that's just cuz it's never come up before so they've never needed to actually make a law about it right not that they're okay with it right but I guess that said if you are a necrophiliac uh and you are looking for some place to avoid capture uh you could try Bolivia although this particular guy is in a little bit of hot water for it um this is a nurse at a morg who was caught [ __ ] a woman I should say [ __ ] a woman's

dead Corps uh by said woman's husband mhm yeah in the morg uh while the husband was filling out the paperwork gone for a minute came back in Saw nurse [ __ ] corpse of dead wife and then beat him yeah yeah so he has played Insanity uh he is claiming that he went into a Fugue State and remembers nothing yeah uh until he took a Blow To The Head from the husband yes that's right he said it was like being in a trance something happened in my head and the next thing I remember was feeling a blow from behind as the woman's husband hit me so don't know about that don't know whether you can slip into a corpse [ __ ] Fugue State that's what this guy claims never happened to me personally

so I guess uh yeah they're trying to figure out what they can charge him for at this point yeah yeah because necrophilia is is not a crime apparently uh profaning a corpse and obscene acts are illegal so having your dick out I guess is a charge yeah Y and in the in the office yeah dicks out in the office is uh is frowned upon in most jurisdictions yes um unfortunately well what a what a strange turn of events and uh and do we know was he inspired by the film necro do we at least have a trailer or something that we can uh put up on the Internet because uh it's not up to me I don't know if we're gonna put the whole film on there but uh not to me we can talk to the director yeah absolutely the man who looked at you and

said that's my necrophiliac well actually I wasn't originally supposed to play the necrophiliac so what uh what prompted the what prompted the change in casting at last minute I don't think I don't know we want to talk about this on the podcast fair enough all right but I mean I have my suspicions yeah right yeah anyway I'll see if we can get some corpse [ __ ] clips of Matt uh to put on the multiple nerdgasm YouTube and then uh and then I will be banned from Bolivia I assume well no apparently not because there's nothing wrong you will be welcomed with open arms to Bolivia and you will also be able to dress as a necrophiliac on any college campus in North America good

point hey have you watched mind Hunter yet look I've heard a lot of good things about mind Hunter so I popped it on the other day and I watched about half an hour of the first episode and I must admit it hasn't grabbed me yet really because it seems to be about a school teacher who thinks he's better than everyone else at doing FBI stuff and school teacher he's just teaching classes and [ __ ] yeah yeah he's an FBI agent he's uh yeah but but he doesn't I've not I've not seen him Outdoors he's not like a fox molder a he's a teacher he is yeah uh well you it become about any serial killers or anything or is it just about this guy and his theories it does it's about it's based on a true story it's about uh it's said in the 70s and it's

about when the FBI started to kind of realize that serial killers weren't weren't like everyone else sort of and right it it's they weren't your run-of-the-mill murderers no and they didn't they weren't motivated by the things that people assumed they were motivated by you know for example they often assume that you know Crimes of Passion or um or that people were just born evil like those were the kind of the options was oh this guy was just evil and then and then kind of it's about when like this guy and and then later on he kind of joins up with some some other people and they're kind of going more into the psychology of it and and looking into you know like are they born that way or

are they made and and if so what makes them and what motivates them and uh and then they begin to interview they go to interview serial killers in around the US um and kind of say why did you do it you know what tell me about yourself and they kind of happy to help happy to help not all of them no some of them are but but that's that's the thing is some of one of the the traits of a of someone uh like that is that they do want to talk about it they do want you to know and uh there's a really great little like it's just it's pretty good because they go from town to town interview these people and they get kind of the the police in the town start asking them questions about local cases and stuff like that and there's a moment where uh they they talking about like a case and one of the

local cops they chatting it's like a small town he's like ah no we got no idea we think it was like a Drifter because and then the the the FBI agents like oh and Pro it's probably someone from the town to be honest and then he um he says you know have you got any suspects and like oh we just talk to this one guy cuz he came up to the crime scene he was asking a lot of questions but I mean he wouldn't do that if he was a criminal kind of thing and then they're like they're like well actually uh turns out they uh they do do that and everyone's like and everyone's like what so it's just yeah it's pretty interesting it's kind of the dawn of all that it sounds interesting and I will uh I will proceed yeah yeah the makings of all the stuff that we know now about uh

they call them sequence killers in the uh in the show I'm not sure I guess they hadn't coined that the phrase serial killers yet I'll be honest Matt sequence Killers is a bit is a bit cooler they come up there's sections where they they they do they come up with the terminology and stuff in it too cuz they like this is and it's I I don't know it's find really fascinating because they they got a lot of push back too from people saying like what are we what are we worrying about this for and he's like no it's important it's like yeah I'm I'm I'm really enjoying it it's actually uh kind of more what I wish True Detective had been like it's more uh it's more about the uh I guess the uh the killer

than it is about you know being a badass Action Hero y your detective went a bit bit far down in that vein for me where he where you know Matthew m mcc's character was just good at everything and uh he's like I'm going to go under the cover this week I'm going to I'm going to fake being you know I'm going to take a bunch of drugs and go undercover and then this week I'm going to be like you know I'm going to be the best detective in the world and this week I'm going to do this like yeah you're not wrong you're not wrong look it sounds good I'm going to push on with it uh because I I was about to say I do like serial killers but that's a weird thing to say isn't it directed by David Fincher okay well I'd

like I'd like David Fincher so that's that's a plus mhm You' seen that new uh series not sure if it's launched yet but um the one about the uh the cult cult stuff what's it called uh American Horror Story no no no no no it's about there is at the jonest toown oh I don't know that sounds interesting Netflix probably watch it cult no can't remember what it was anyway something's coming up and it looks good you watched American Vandal on Netflix Matt no I was going to I've got to I've got get around to that that's the one where the someone draws a dick on stuff someone draws uh a lot of dicks and it this show is fantastic all right so this this is a mockumentary that's a response to your

making a murderer and the the Jinx and Cal and all of those kind of episodic Mysteries and this is a mystery too only no has been murdered someone's just drawn a bunch of dicks but the writing is so good it it is layered with Clues and and red herrings and it's it's such an amazing commitment to what is essentially just a dick joke yeah right okay you know all righted you should give it a go yeah yeah that's on Netflix also I saw I saw that it's on there it is it is you saw something else I haven't seen this week uh and I know Luke has seen it too um but uh but I still haven't seen Thor rangar rock well it's uh it's only been out a few days so um no spoilers yet but Luke is back on the podcast next week y

uh and that'll be two weeks so watch out because he will be spoiling it for you all I'm not going to talk about Ragnarok I'm just saying rangnarok because Luke is a ranger yeah he is um and he loves the rock good point there you go yeah um so I'm not going to talk about anything that's in the movie uh because everything in the movie is a wonderful surprise um suffice it to say uh that this is if this is not the best Marvel movie it's the second best second only Guardians of the Galaxy huh um and it's it's just it's just so good man it's so [ __ ] good all right it's good in all the ways you want it to be and

it's it's it's it's real funny man it's it's like it's so funny but not in a way that spoofs the genre okay like you know how you know how Thor movies even within the spectrum of the Marvel movies are kind of like a genre under themselves right they're a little bit more serious than the other ones sure you know um this still is it's still kind of in that in that same world but they manag to just be really funny at the same time and it just works so well so go and see it oh I definitely I definitely will I will definitely see it this week and then we can talk spoilers next week yeah I'm just going to Rattle off whole bunch of spoilers forced us to do with Blade Runner yeah Hees he's not even interested in

like making context no no that's right does this happen yes or no does this happen yes or no look speaking of things that may or may not happen in movies um the producers of James Bond right after [ __ ] how long Bond been around [ __ ] 60 years 50 years well longer because the films have been around 50 something years but the he's been around since was like when did he write the books like the 20s or something yeah uh I don't know if it that old but it is still pretty old um but finally in the year 2017 someone at the studio has asked the question is James Bond sexually harassing Miss money peny because she works for him and he he

tells her a lot of times that he wants to have sex with her yeah and he doesn't actually do it but he just makes it clear that he wants to yeah uh so that's not okay anymore no well it's one of those things that that was fine at the time I guess and sort of even endearing and then now it's kind of like no one's noticed that he's still doing it yeah that's right he's like he's Harvey Weinstein it for too long right and uh and and now that everyone's talking about it it's like can we also talk about James Bond and his thorough creepiness towards the [ __ ] secretary well and I mean a lot of women to be honest he we've talked before about I I found his his relationship with Monica kushi's character in in Spectre to be

really strange like that whole sequence was very strange and I was like that's I don't know it's little rapy little rapy and there's one of the old ones I mean the there's ones from the Shan connory era ones where he [ __ ] slaps women he hits them in the face pushes them against the wall to [ __ ] kiss opinion about that kind of thing yeah he certainly has and uh actually you know what do I have that here we could listen to it again let me find it [ __ ] Sean con to be clear before Matt plays this we're not laughing at what he says we're laughing at the sheer stupidity of the man who thinks this is okay to say you did an interview in which you said it's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then as I remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist it's

better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I didn't love that I haven't changed my opinion you haven't no not at all you think it's good to slap a woman no I don't think it's good I you don't think it's bad I don't think it's that bad I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it yeah what would Merit it well if you have tried everything else and women are pretty good at this that they can't leave it alone they don't they want to have the the last word and you give them the last last word but they're not happy with the last word they want to say it again and and get into a really provocative situation then I think it's absolutely right what would

so um money Penny # me too not me to obviously no no obviously no no if Daniel Craig propositioned you you'd be up you'd be up for it I would be up for it in the penis in the penis some like penis on penis action Jesus I bet that's a thing penis ureal sex penis it it definitely is because I don't know who the [ __ ] sent me something at one could be it could have been a listener but it is definitely a thing yeah okay look up listeners there's even a Wikipedia page youal intercourse orus par ureum is sexual penetration of the urea by an object

such as a penis yeah yeah you know they um they they they stretch them yeah do that I can't imagine this being good for you but you know what no judgment that's what you're into that's right if that's what James Bond wants that's what James Bond gets yeah is it James Bond or is it Daniel Craig because I can't remember I can't remember the specifics of this question can't I can no longer my answer I can no longer tell where James Bond's urea ends and Daniel Craig's urethra begins I think that's the end right maybe that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes

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