Luke’s knee is still messed up, which means no more blow jobs for anyone. We discuss the important things in life like Menulog delivery failures and how Matt can’t believe he’s been in America for almost 10 years.
PAX East 2026 badges are on sale now! March 26-29, get in while you can. We talk about PAX attendance, the current state of VR gaming (spoiler: it’s still too much effort to put the headset on), and whether Luke will finally make it to PAX Australia next year.
This week Luke is sober and ready to ride! We discuss Johnny Somali, Robocop: Rogue City, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Severance and much more!
Johnny Somali sucks - https://boingboing.net/2025/03/07/late-and-hungover-influencer-johnny-somali-pleads-guilty-in-korean-court.html Robocop expansion announced - https://www.ign.com/videos/robocop-rogue-city-official-unfinished-business-expansion-reveal-trailer-nacon-connect-2025
Dan’s back and so is Only Fans. Coincidence?
Only Fans will allow the good stuff again
Nicholas Brendan arrested. Again.
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Luke’s making deals on the show this week coz he’s gotta catch ’em all. Weird that he never got into Pokemon since he’s just the sort that they target with that stuff.
The Billy Mitchell saga heats up Stop sending death threats to people
Cyberpunk will be censored in Japan Check out the first Night City Wire Diablo 2 is 20 Keaton to be the Batman again?
Sad news this week as we learn that Luke may not be able to get to Mars after all. If you happen to have some sort of space craft and can’t find a use for it then please get in touch so we can send him on his way. Mars One files for bankruptcy Red Sonya on hold CD Projekt Red coughs up some cash Katy Perry felt left out Making a Murderer is still going on Down south your coupons get political We hate prank shows but this is pretty funny Deadmau5 banned from Twitch for yelling slurs Star Wars Episode IX has finished shooting
Join us in celebrating Luke’s birthday by briefly mentioning it before moving on to Sasquatch News, comic book films and celebrity circumcisions.
A bunch of new video games have been announced at E3! If we each buy a copy of all of them and the new consoles, it will probably cost us around $50k. But if we use Luke’s Mum’s credit card, it won’t cost us a thing!
