Will It Off: Last Jedi TV Spot Spoilers & Bryan Singer Fired

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy okay so I did have some great ways to start the podcast this week mhm and then I forgot them okay and I'm going to blame blame Spectre for it okay so you actually followed up on a challenge I actually followed up I watched Spectre and that's where it's sort of watching Spectre pushed out the way I'm going to start the podcast so yeah because you've only got a limited amount of storage space up up in your yep it filled up quite a few years

ago because Spectre was so good that you just can't stop thinking about it or because uh Spectre has enraged you to the point of forgetfulness it not enraged me and I don't think it was that great either I just it's too serious for me right even even that makes yourself far too serious [ __ ] was too serious for you it made no sense no it didn't it correct but it made but it was still like other James Bonds it makes no sense but they're sort of a bit lighthearted this made no sense and it was still trying to be serious right like the started a movie he goes to a country creates an international incident that he wasn't allowed to do straight then you're fired and arrested you're not just have a few

days off mate I thought your point was that you wanted more wacky set pieces like that it sounds like you want it to be more serious and realistic than it was no cuz I like the cuz that's the whole thing like I do like the wacky but that wasn't wacky he just created this incident that he wasn't allowed to do and then they just let him get off Scot free that's not wacky that's so you want you want James to be wacky but still playing by the rules yes cuz he does it's very spe what James bonds does or just go all in on the The Wacky yeah okay but like when you said there was going to be like fun instruments and gadgets there was he had a watch it's true that blew up does he still have his cool car in Spectre I can't even remember he does doesn't he

has the eston Martin he gets it at the end right cuz it's at the big ending where he has to go back I need one more thing and yeah then he drives off off into sunset with that woman who I still don't know quite know who she is the one he's married to and the new one what oh the woman that he saved at the end of the Spectre he's my theory is he's going to be married to at the beginning of said it like it was fat thrown it in there very matter of fact oh sorry I mean in my mind sequel yeah I buddy out that he's going to be married to her and then she gets bumped off at the start oh yeah well that happened they kind have already done that it was that which one was that is that her majesty Secret Service where she yes yeah yeah that's where I got it [Laughter]

from do you think they'll just start recycling the plots of uh older lesser known Bond films yeah they got to do better than what they've been doing man I think honor Majesty Secret Service is one of the best G I like it yeah I don't know why people so good raing it so much it's not just a good Bond movie it's a good movie yeah I thought is [ __ ] excellent but I mean they wanted to keep using him it was I mean he [ __ ] that for himself he was to too smart ass for his own good yeah so Matt tonight you're recording live from dick swallow I am that's yeah I'm I'm here in what will eventually be the uh the studio in uh in dick swallow the that's the name that Dan has given to the house that we have bought here in America so just from my point of view

Matt has bought a house I would call it a quaint Cottage right it's got [ __ ] Stone on the outside surrounded by trees right yeah fire pit in the background if I'm not mistaken yeah there's a fire pit there's two fire pits out back and a fireplace yes open fireplace y okay so [ __ ] you starters Matt has bought my dream home okay that's fine I'll let it go I'll let it go I'll let it go um but it's the kind of house that I felt needs a name right you know like you don't just go oh let's go back home you go oh let's go back to you know Alis and Mana you know yeah I assum that's what Luke calls his house so so Matt gets dick swallow and I get Alison Manor Alison Manor is the name of the basement that's where Luke's gonna live yeah yeah yeah uh so I came up with dick swallow

because that sounds like it should be a house uh but it also sounds like a sex act so also sounds like a blow job yeah yeah so uh I'm really looking forward to visiting dick swallow once it's all set up I can't wait for for you guys to come over yeah it's going to be great we've got uh no more [ __ ] Airbnb I'm going to be staying at dick swallow yep yep I'm going to staying in my basement you can look out you can wake up in the morning look out at the deer in the [ __ ] backyard and uh there's some turkeys that hang around as well we got we got some Wildlife we got some uh are you allowed to kill any of them um they have any of them get their breasts cut off they have seasons for hunting and

the answer is yeah you can if you want that's so bizarre to me like why is it okay at certain times of the year to butcher a wild animal if it walks onto your property and then another time of the year it's like don't you [ __ ] touched that I guess it's to to stop people from wiping them out I think I actually know they don't want cuz I think it's different seasons cuz you need to let them have a chance to breed so there's new things for you to kill later right cuz you just kill all year round there'll be nothing next year oh yeah they'll [ __ ] it's a self-fulfilling prophecy then I'm almost certain they would wipe out all animals over here if they uh they weren't they

allowed to just do it they're like start now and when all the animals are dead stop yeah they do like hunting things here are there laws and this is going to sound a bit morbid but are there laws about how you can kill a deer like do you have to hunt it in the traditional way or is it like roll up your sleeves and fight it to the death kind of thing I don't know I I don't know cuz I guess they they must I would like you to find out before I get there if you don't mind all right well know you can shoot it with a gun or an arrow yeah oh you can defin you can box it you can set up a land mine you can uh but that's what I mean I mean can you get imaginative with it right like a noose hang for all his friends L Lynch

the deer yeah put it on the rack shoot it in the back for raping and murder and my wife yeah yeah cuz they must have cruelty against animals laws but I don't know they apply to those animals yeah it's like you can kill it but don't be mean to it it doesn't apply to animals I eat I think there is I don't think you're allowed to make it suffer other than hunting it for SP yes shooting it in the butt with a arrow but you can't prolong its death for days to get pleasure out of it I think they draw the line at that oh what am I going to do in the basement now what's noise ah it's a dear I was hunting you know how it is can it's just I a slow Hunter I like to take my time also I like to do sexual things to it during that period I like

to show it videos of the of when I hunted and murdered its wife so obviously I don't think you're allowed to I don't think boity is allowed hold on hold on why not why not because like in human law like murder is above R right you rape somebody you get 5 years in jail you murder somebody you get 10 years in jail it's way better to murder somebody like at what season am I allowed to rape an animal I don't let me find out I might it might be legal there I don't know it's legal in Washington I know that we'll do some follow up on that is this a Luke reviews maybe in Rhode Island

but I don't just mean all through the year I mean in the season where you're allowed to brutally murder a deer are you allowed to also sexually molested raping season that's what I call my birthday find anything I'll have to look a bit closer all right well look speaking of uh things that are and aren't illegal uh apparently uh it's not okay to force a kid to masturbate whoa whoa whoa you're telling me this now apparently it's not apparently not and okay so Matt could you suggest a context where this would even have come up because I really can't imagine I was confused by the uh by this article at first too and as I read through it I mean I I now I understand it but I'm still like it's just there's so many

layers to this so there was a case where hold on before you start can I read the headline because I mean just the the headline itself says it all forcing kids to masturbate for cops is wrong court fines so okay there was a case where actually wait wait wait I'll stop you in seex in case was wrong in one instance okay yep so this guy was sending his 15-year-old girlfriend some dick piics all right before we go on before we go on is this guy also 15 or is this guy 60 cuz this really does make a difference no no he's a teenager as well so I think I it doesn't say how old he was but I assume he was probably 15 or 16 himself yeah yeah he does say he was a teen at the time yeah there's a fine line to this uh

to this law isn't there so I mean that's that's illegal that's child pornography so he uh the police are investigating and they wanted to determine if it was him in the photos and so they got him in uh I got a warrant for him to to be stripped naked so they could tell if it was his penis in the photos and they got him in there got the penis out and then the cop the police officer uh what's his name Abbott uh it does say David Abbott said well I mean it could be get hard but the yeah the penis in the photos is erect uh so it's really hard to tell it was a warrant for the erect penis so

they mhm forced the kid to to masturbate uh which was not successful uh which probably I don't understand these kids can't get it up in front of an audience yeah so he [ __ ] Millennials man you would have been hard pressed to find like a 5 minute period when I was that age where I wasn't erect exactly they'd be like they'd be like son the the the warrant is for a flaccid penis I'll be like [ __ ] okay all right let's wait then yeah well maybe had something to do with the police officer's erection who knows but it was large enough to be intimidating one of us has got an erection but not the right one I mean I photographed my erect penis but that's not what we're here for

here make yours look like this um so he then got another warrant uh for a hold on hold on I'll be back I'll be right back he got a warrant to uh authorizing him to escort the the teen to a hospital for an erection inducing injection ere this this injection never I was going to say this erection never took place which is accurate as well but the injection also never took place uh because of a massive public outcry yeah but I mean I'm assuming it takes it takes a I mean CSI episodes aside I I know that it can take weeks or months even to get a warrant for something right to get an erection get well you know I'm pushing 40 man um so the

uh so but but in my head when you read this article it's like the cops went into the kid's room told him to jerk off he couldn't they went see it they said wait there they went out quickly got a warrant came back in said right get in the car we're going to the hospital and somewhere between the kid's house and the hospital there was a public outcry enough to have this roked yeah are you taking that kid to get him erect yeah but then this sentence right I actually had to reread the start of the the the article when I read this sentence because I was like wait the the police officer yes this is the police officer right David Abbott committed suicide this is a throwaway sentence in story he committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate

charges related to pedophilia so yeah it's weird that this doesn't make a big part of the story at all it's just that one line I actually missed that the first time clearly he was he was pretty into uh into getting this either that or I mean you hear of cops just absolutely unwilling to let go of a Cold Case right they just years later they are still trying to track down a serial killer or something they came around and he just had he had teenagers penises like on the wall he he had to see erect teenage dicks with like strings between the two with all the penises yeah it's just like a wall of penises what the connection yeah it's one of these and they're all they're all arranged in the shape of a massive [ __ ] he was just he kept sending

the girl pictures of dick saying is this him is this the dick is this the dick is this the dick so that's I mean sad that he uh offed himself I uh yeah it is sad yeah not that but it also the way that they phrase it to this this article makes it seem like everything happened in real time AB committed suicide when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia like while they were at the door like yeah they bang on the door say excuse me we need to come in and talk to you about a pedophilia charge and he's like hold on give me one sec did he hang himself in jail what happened you're leaving so much out of

this article cuz I know it was the year after he did take these photos that he did kill himself but it doesn't say because that article leads me to believe like they went to arrest him and then he Ked himself on the spot when the group of detectives arrived at his house he refused to surrender pulled a gun and shot himself oh okay so [ __ ] me so that was like that okay all right um well I mean this is slightly less hilarious than yeah it's less funny appear this is clearly some deep psychological trauma here I mean not to mention the kid that was told they were going to induce an erection against his will I mean imagine that but imagine of a woman said that to you I think I think I think I had that done to me several times when I was uh in class as a teenager right before the

teacher asked me to come up and answer a question on the board I never had that problem no I know it's just a I'm just joking it's a stereotype are you really joking though this is a safe place sa yeah Luke you never had an unwanted erection no huh are erections rare for you unwanted he's always welcomed them he's like deal with it yeah I want this I want this mhm see that many people have seen me naked I don't actually care anymore well hold on hold on we're talking about like in the awkward teenage years not like [ __ ] mid-30s luk [ __ ] deal with my nudity and also it's not that I was naked and I

had to go up and answer a question naked and I was like I don't want to get up naked with a boner even in the awward teenage years I lived in hospital oh of course yeah that's true okay well you've taken the comedy out of this [ __ ] segment as well yep that's what I do okay wait you never got an erection in hospital or you never didn't enjoy one of your hospital erections um did you get did you get sponge bathed in hospital no no not at once okay a few times yes was there a sexy nurse that you had a sexual Awakening with o silence there were sexy nurses but there was no sexual Awakening with one oh because your sexual Awakening had been and gone and this was just casual sex with the sexy nurses yeah exactly yeah I thought so did I ever tell you

about the time that my friend Andrew got a pelvic x-ray no I don't think so I I may have told you but you know my friend Andrew the guy that I had the radio station with back yeah of course Sega radio um mhm he he had to get an exray on his pelvis once and uh he had to basically strip naked except for one of those little kind of paper gowns right um and he walks into the room and the sexiest nurse you could possibly imagine is standing there um and he's like okay this is going to be a problem well I'm I'm I'm that kind of hello nice kind of thing it may or may not have been but for the purposes of this story let's assume it is MHM mhm so he's like [ __ ]

this is going to be a problem uh very very attracted to this woman and I'm wearing no underwear um okay and he's now thinking about not getting an erection which means yeah that's right trying to to will off an erection um so he gets up on the uh will it off and I will myself off will me off so he gets up on the table right and she's like getting the stuff ready and then she just like grabs the the paper gown and just kind of pushes it all the way up to his stomach so he's like completely exposed and he's like no no no please don't do this please don't do this so he's you know trying to think unsexy thoughts and he's doing multiplication tables in his head and

whatever um and then she looks over and he's like started to sweat and he's like really you know got this uncomfortable look on his face and um she goes oh you're uncomfortable here let let let me cover it up for you so she cups his dick in her [Laughter] hand at which point he was just like [ __ ] just kill me now just [ __ ] kill me now or keep going yeah yeah not never had that never had that problem never had a sexy nurse touch my dick Al I've had plenty that's happened but never had the the fear of getting erection fear erection I had an older man uh grab my balls we've talked about this before we got jingle for it in

[Music] fact by go on yep well when I was getting my Visa for for to come here to Amica oh this is recently yeah yeah turn your head and cough I got gred by a man when I was a teenager but that's another story it was a doctor I was having the medical exam to to to get my Visa to come here uh and I went and I had wondered if that was part of it because they do they check your check your balls mhm but uh he didn't tell me that he was going to do that when he did it like he had me had to strip down on my box of shorts and then he was just kind of you know like checking things out and and then whoop just put his hand down there I was like just going to check the balls and I was like oh all right yeah no

warning just straight in one two yep MH pass so yeah did you have to turn your head and cough man no I I didn't ask I've never had that I never have it either and I have no idea what it does but in American movies especially when you're joining the Army a [ __ ] doctor cups your balls and asks you to turn your head and cough a why do you have to cough B why do you have to turn your head is that just polite don't look at me while I'm touching your balls please turn your head and moan gently hey I got uh I've got some you it's listener submitted in a in a way my friend Jimmy pointed this out I've got a clip should should we have been playing the the dick news jingle for the last 20 maybe I've got clip from an older episode of this show that I would like

to play for you and I I had forgotten that this had happened this is from episode 115 the truth behind John Halo which was released on May 17th 2015 and it I think proves uh as as we have known for a long time that Luke knows exactly what Hollywood is going to do before it does it wow all right so I'm going to play you this clip right now and I guess if they're doing a Wonder Woman film it's for the same reason that they've just done a Superman film and a Superman Batman crossover film is because they're moving towards a Justice League film eventually I would assume yes yeah because Marvel is killing them yeah smashing him you know who should they should bring across to do it Jos Weeden well he's he's

available you [ __ ] predicted it Luke you didn't even remember holy [ __ ] because let's think about what had to have happened for Jos Weeden to have come on to direct that yeah they're listening they they killed his daughter [ __ ] somebody at the [ __ ] Hollywood run FBI because we all know that Jews run [ __ ] America right all right no I mean that in a good way I like the je um so calm down that okay don't don't don't force your agenda onto me okay don't they're sitting there listening to our podcast you just I have to live here don't piss them off they're like uh okay guys um just listening to multiple nerdgasm um we have to do a Justice League movie because uh that's that's what they reckoned we were going to do next and they're like okay we got

it gone we got it gone then they come back and they go yeah yeah yeah we got Zack s cuz he he did all the others and they're like [ __ ] no guys I'm just listening to this back and it's got to be Jos weed and they're like a but he's already started like we [ __ ] fix it no no because they listening to like what did Luke say they said they' got we've got to bring him in so we've got to set it up some point so J gets brought in yeah he can't just start it off it's got to be brought in because that's not that's that's the other thing they didn't just say get Jos to do it they should just bring him in that's what Luke said like Pro isn't it yeah man I I I wish I wish somebody had the time at some point maybe if there's a fanatic out there

that would be really into it to just put a compilation of all the movies we predicted Hollywood would make another way to say it everything Hollywood ripped off from us yes cuz it's happened quite a lot of times quite a lot of times I always dreamed one day that somebody not me cuz I don't I can't be bothered somebody would create like a Wiki for this podcast cuz there's a lot of like uh we''ve got some in jokes and like that that we don't necessarily explain very well all the time and I feel like that would be helpful and and but also things link up quite a lot and it also it would be useful for me I could I would love to browse a Wiki about this podcast that's what the [ __ ] we were talking about yeah CU I mean I've uh I've been in situations where people have quoted

things I've said on the podcast back to me and I've had no idea what they've been talking about yeah so it' be great if you were able to go to the wiki just fresh yourself every now you know stop people from just coming up to me going punching the camel hey hey mhm like what well uh yeah so and and in fact we forgot that Luke had predicted that so and hey if you want to set up a Wiki for the uh for the podcast please go ahead people need to listen to me more often apparently so can I ask a question this is to Matt because you're an American now uh sure and I this is also followup to a segment that we've covered many times which is

the ongoing uh pay a dollar and get to grope Taylor Swift ass case sure yeah uh which everyone is welcome to do now the precedent has been set uh so apparently for months and months and months the DJ that groped her and was forced by a court to pay a $1 in Damages uh just refused refused to pay on principal um sure uh but that's kind of that's the point of like a court order right you just you eventually have to do it so when forced he did pay the dollar but he paid Taylor with a sack ofia dollar because apparently that's a slap in the face now I don't know what a sacka dollar is uh and so I don't know why that's a slap in the face to Taylor I I Googled who sack Jia was and she's the

Native American that helped Lewis and Clark find their way uh yeah so perhaps America's first feminist I don't know how that's an insult yeah I think this is like a a jab that he thinks this is all like a a girl power publicity thing and he he he's obviously of the opinion that the only reason he lost is because you know men are getting [ __ ] on at the moment that seems to be his point right okay okay so he clearly doesn't seem to think he did anything WR wrong no in fact I think what we what we occasionally forget is that Taylor's lawsuit is a counter suit because he sued her because he lost his job because she complained that he grabbed her ass and she said grabbing my ass costs a dollar she didn't even complain on that like it's not like she didn't ask her to

be fired she didn't complain like much it just happened and then she said like I grabbed my ass and then he got fired yeah like because she pointed out that it had happened and then his his you know his boss fired him yeah I thought I was sure my boss would give me a high five that's right or loan me the dollar yeah he's like did you grab T SP ass yeah did you pay for was he actually was he actually refusing to pay or was he just thinking it was it's a nothing thing I don't have to pay cuz seriously if someone suit me for a dollar and they won I didn't think they actually want the door I don't think it's up to him to decide that though I think I mean I'm I I'm we're joking around but he actually says that he never did it that that is the actual his actual statement is that

he did not grab her ass and I think the reason he want to pay the dollar is because he's like [ __ ] off I didn't do it so but yeah that's you don't just do that you have to sort of still try and go through Court Avenues to do that again you can't just go no I know because but the thing is too he if he's doing that to make a statement well she's just spinning that to make it look like he doesn't want to pay the money because he's he's an ass like there's no you can't really win like if you didn't do it at this point you're [ __ ] anyway yeah yeah so best to just yeah try and just pay the dollar pay the dollar and go away let this not be in the [ __ ] press anymore yeah I mean it's cost him way more than a dollar because I mean losing one job is one thing but being so famous

as a [ __ ] sexual predator that want to level higher you again is another thing entirely yeah that's uh yeah that's not ideal like maybe you should have just [ __ ] swallowed your porridge and not [ __ ] sud her I like that phrase swallow your porridge swallow your [ __ ] porridge wait do you not like porridge is that what no I love porridge but you know how kids always just don't want to [ __ ] finish just [ __ ] I'm trying to feed these kids [ __ ] porridge all the time they don't want it I'm trying to force them to get ereck and eat porridge eat your porridge they call it oatmeal here oh yeah because you know why cuz [ __ ] eating porridge in your [ __ ] coint Cottage is like see I'm here I'm here in the

tropics right [ __ ] there's palm trees and sun shining and I'm trying to eat you outside my window right now I'm looking at the window right now you see go on snow [ __ ] ton of snow it's snow to be to be fair I'm not jealous the snow oh I like the snow [ __ ] cold is [ __ ] cold we have my house is he I'm in the it's heated I did uh I did see on Reddit recently cuz as as we all know I'm I'm now a [ __ ] user yeah y um this apparently there's some spray that you can use to defrost your window when it's been snowing do you know about this spray I don't but that sounds cool yeah yeah so this girl borrowed a borrowed a friend's car um and the windows were kind of you know Misty from the from the snow uh so she opened the glove compartment found a can

of spray went and um sprayed the uh the windshield uh and she said she'd done the windshield and one of the side windows before she realized she was actually holding a can of spray paint and not oh why was it in the glove box I don't know like in her defense another story together yeah but like if if that was me if like if you had said to me hey Danny I've borrowed your car and um I've spray painted over several of the windows I'd be like why and you were like oh I just thought there was a can of something else I'd be like not good enough yeah that's right you should have read the label yeah wow I haven't seen that stuff I have like a a scraper uh thing for for ice and snow on the car that is a pain the butt do you

also have to Salt your driveway will you have to Salt the driveway of Dick swallow uh well the there's most of the driveway in because you kind of come you have to come through the woods to get to the house [ __ ] you uh it's it's kind of uh not gravel it's like it's kind of like grally it's like a it's not paved mhm or right but then once you get up to the house it is so I don't I don't know I need to worry about it too much I will need to get the thing plowed if if it snows a lot yeah you will yeah if it snows a lot well I can work from home when it snows so whatever but uh yeah but if we're going to get out we need to plow it perhaps if it snows a lot well if you're going to plow it you need you need to get the jacket a plow jacket Oh I thought plow and then jacket I was

like I thought that you know I thought we would making sex jokes we can I mean I'm happy to but for once that's not what I meant yeah weird I was referring to the Mr plow yeah yeah yeah yeah you forg no judgment here and then I'll [ __ ] jerk off all over your driveway Johnny [ __ ] Pig can we talk this article this [ __ ] made me laugh uh this is a guy who it's a legal obviously to stream pay-per-view matches and things pay-per-view I don't know do we kind of have them in Australia I think you know if you yeah you want to see the big game you pay uh to get that particular game and then you invite a bunch of people

around usually and have a party or whatever because you got prohibitively expensive from doing it yourself it's like $50 to watch one game of a sport or in this case uh the UFC the the you know the martial arts uh fighting thing that I'm obviously very into because a lot about it yeah yeah yeah but uh this gentleman managed to stream the uh the MMA by pretending that it was a video game and then he just got on Twitch and then down on the bottom right hand corner you can see him with a controller and headphones pretending to play it yeah wait a minute wait a minute click through and look at the photo I'm look so he's down the bottom pretending to be playing it but it's not it's the the the MMA that's look and this is a great picture and I love this and I want

to unpack this more but I just want to know I mean how how does one I mean how is he able to watch it he's he so he's like clearly watching it on the TV and kind of commentating I guess along but he's so he doesn't get caught for copyright he's got a controller controller so it looks like if some if they're going through looking for people you know who are broadcasting things illegally it looks like he's playing a video game like he's playing the M the UFC so this is uh his name's Lester gaming he got banned for for one day for doing it that's not bad yeah Lester gaming AJ Lester his pre previously unknown channel on Twitch uh who's now quite quite well known but what I don't understand and maybe I'm missing something here he's he's illegally

streaming this right so he's he's hacked it or he's pirating some somehow he's getting it for nothing right he he's paid for he's paid for it and he's stream it so that other people can watch it and I assume CU you AC donations and stuff on okay all right that's what I was missing yeah so now people can watch it for free so I could I could have logged onto his twitch and just watched his twitch feed and seen the game doesn't get caught he's pretending that it's a game it's like you I'm not sure that's legally standing but I mean it's a good plan you know the NRL Grand Final was on and you had to pay for it Luke pays for it and then sets up by a twitch Channel with a with a little little overlay of him with a controller in the bottom and just pretends he's he's you know who you

go for you go for the rabitos Luke wouldn't you rabitos yeah so he'd be pretending that he's playing as the rabitos uh and then that you have to use an analogy here because you literally don't know a single MMA fighter to use you got Joe Rogan's doing the commentary that's all I know about youc there's there's a man's punching the other man it's all very exciting and they're allowed to do kicks too yeah I don't know a lot about MMA I'd love to just get one and have you do the commentary on it just off the top of your head [ __ ] what's what's going on now oh look at that he's sitting on him got that guy's got punched in the head oh yeah now and they they've dropped down to the mat for a quick snuggle they do a lot of that I'm I'm

sort of watching he I'm looking at his twitch Channel now you can sort of see he had sort of very little views and then just after this happened he jumped up to like 177,000 yeah so it's he's done well and now his Channel's back down to two yeah because I mean unless you I mean unless he's planning on doing more unless he's saying like every time there's a Pay-Per-View event I will be's going do this well they're going to he's he's the the jig's up now because they know didn't sound like it took long too is he going get in trouble for it like for twitch he got the 24-hour band which is nothing but out the pay-per-view people going to come after him maybe maybe it was a risk speaking of pay-per-view if you want to pay per listen head over to

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note of this cuz it can actually end up costing you a lot more money now yeah it's kind of [ __ ] to be honest I don't know I feel like for what if you don't understand what it is the way Paton used to work is the money you donated patreon would keep 5% mhm and that was their model now they've changed it that for every patreon that you sort of so everyone you donate to you pay an extra 35 cents which they keep cuz we used to for example if you pledge $1 an episode you would pay $1 an episode and that was it so you would pay you know $4 a month would we would you would pay to us but now and we would get 95 cents of that $1 right and so whereas now they're going to put the fee on top of what you're paying so we don't pay the fee so I mean technically we get more money but

you get [ __ ] so and and and it's not just like that's per pledge so if you support ours and you know two or three other creators on patreon will you get stung like five times it's like I don't know seems a bit I I think they thought it through you know they say they did they reckon they they they did a bunch of tests and this is the best yeah they think it's going to in the long run it will work out better but the initial thing if people are donating to a lot of different things I think that I understand if people drop out if they're paying for like 10 20 things I understand them having to drop some of them yeah it just seems I don't know we'll see but yeah so if you if you are a supporter of this show we thank you and we are sorry that

you are now going to get charged a bit more every month it's yeah we had nothing to do with it only found out about it the other day ourselves we weren't asking for this nope I support it though I'll take that extra 5 cents for sure yeah I know it's going to make a huge difference yeah yeah yeah I mean people making like hundreds of thousands on patreon will obviously see a huge shift but then they're going to lose a bunch of patrons too so it's kind of like I don't know it's it's kind of a gamble for patreon well I mean if if you're making hundreds of thousands of dollars on patreon all I can say is um you must have really nice tits [Music] some some people have pointed out that like I said I don't know how true

this is cuz I'm not quite sure how it all works behind the scenes but the the the it seems like patreon themselves are going to be making a lot more money now that this change has come in and that maybe that's the motivation behind it I don't know if that's true I don't want to accuse them of anything to me it seems a lot of like a lot of people would be donating like1 to5 right so 5% of a dollar is 5 cents but now if they're charging you 35 cents for every dollar that would be a big change yes for them patreon making money yeah yeah they like well yeah every every thing you support they now are getting money from instead of just one transaction C but we'll wait and see what it does

yeah we will we will see MH I guess we don't have a choice cuz we will see yeah yeah they've doing it so yes game awards they just happened this week I saw that breath of the wild won [ __ ] I want to play it [ __ ] really you love Zelda you love Zelda games I love Zelda games I don't like that game okay fair enough I'm just getting up so I'll run through who won what okay so yeah game year Legend of Zelda mhm breath of the wild which I still don't understand mhm um see best game Direction Nintendo uh best action game Matt this is for you Wolfenstein 2 oh nice I bought that M the other week I haven't played it yet I haven't played it yet

best art Direction cuphead okay have either of you seen or played cuphead I've played it I played it at um uh I don't know some convention I I have played it a little bit yeah it's not for me it's actually quite fun and I can understand it getting art Direction and best independent game cuz it is not in Old 1950s cartoons it's sort of all handdrawn and all in that style I the only thing I like about it is the art actually and well sorry that's not true I don't like the gameplay I like a lot of other things about music and stuff's good too I don't mean to diminish any one particular art artistic thing I don't like the gameplay best role playing game Persona 5 haven't played that best fighting game Injustice 2 don't care about that best

family game Super Mario Odyssey I really want to play that I've literally played none of these best action adventure Legend of Zelda I really want to play that uh best music near aom New aom I don't know something I haven't played I know what it is haven't played it um best ongoing game OverWatch not for me this is a one and I think it's a bit [ __ ] best multiplayer game player unknowns Battlegrounds okay not technically releas has been released yet yeah so it can't win although they're saying it actually goes live in like two weeks well that's not that's that's still not released it's not before it won the award for the best game so that's a bit unusual but yeah fair enough and also best strategy game Mario plus Rabbids

Kingdom battle oh okay I do actually want to play that one it looks a lot like XCOM and those kind of games I'm not Baran rabbits combined with XCOM yeah I'm interested I I think I would probably enjoy that yeah I would not I'm still upset about Legend of Zelda winning fair enough I got I got sucked back into [ __ ] Skyrim this week did I only had a little I didn't have much time to play games this week but when I did I was just like so you went for I just really felt like playing Skyrim yeah and you know what I [ __ ] loved it like I have no regrets I enjoyed the couple of hours that I played Skyrim yeah Skyrim is my go-to dip end game at the moment it's so good you can get that's not a quick game that's something where if I start

playing I get lost in it for hours yeah no I just had a few things I wanted to take care of it's good just check on your orphan no I don't have an orphan yet I it's a big commitment I'm not ready for that yet I have two two children finish building your house oh man my house is [ __ ] finished I still have not built a house I need to go back to that game is can you build anywhere else in that game we're [ __ ] talking about Skyrim again what the [ __ ] sorry that's my fault 2017 we're like so well it just came out on the swich so they keep re-releasing it it's a game that never ends yeah that said I'm so [ __ ] bored of games lately and in I've and every time this happens I go back to Retro games so in the past fortnite I've played through Arthur the

Quest for Excalibur the text Adventure right that's amazing God yeah and Indiana Jones in the fate of Atlantis I [ __ ] love that game yeah great game I've been i' I'm nearly finished it uh I've been playing through the Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds to the Past Link Between Worlds one on the 3s yeah the 3DS one that is it's very good I'm really enjoying it I don't know why I didn't play all the way through it before I have never ever played a Zelda game oh man they're great I have finished every single Zelda game except for breath of the wild did you finish sky with sword as and and yep huh all right I have that I haven't never finished it though I think I've actually put the the whole reason I brought a switch was for Zelda yeah I

will I'm going to get one eventually spent a lot of money on it and I played it for about two hours every now and again I go back and try again and then I forget how to play it and then I just turn it off so so depressing I I saw a movie this week I saw a movie just the other night what did you see I saw a movie based on another movie or the story of another movie I saw the Disaster Artist which is the film about the making of the room I'm pretty excited to see this movie Matt it is very good I enjoyed it a lot I don't I'm not going to give spoilers it's hard to spoil it though like if you don't know what the room is

I definitely think you should watch the room first uh you talking to me or the listeners cuz I was [ __ ] there when you saw it I know I know you've seen it I know you've seen I know Luke hasn't cuz [ __ ] I haven't I know of it though I feel like if you you hadn't if you if if someone watched disaster without seeing the room they might not believe that it's real yeah CU it's just and even even so like because I've read the book The Disaster Artist by Greg cestro who stars in the room uh it's his the book that he wrote about what happened and about Tommy the guy the guy wrote directed and produced and everything the the room the he's very strange man and I feel like if you haven't seen the room you wouldn't believe it like because because and then once you see

the room you you go what the [ __ ] who who made this why why did this get made like what is this and then then you're ready to believe the story you know I think the movie's very good I think James Franco does a good Tommy impression uh I do think because I have read the book and I feel like there's a bunch of interesting stuff that they left out and I completely understand why they left it out because it's a film it's not a book um so I I I still still think like Dan in particular you should read the book because right they they kind of they streamline things a lot for the movie which I know like it's a movie it's to entertain it's not a documentary like it's a film um but I they kind of combine things together and then it all kind of wraps up things in ways that

I was like oh okay I understand why they did that but I feel like the the reality of it was more interesting but uh but it is very fun and it is very uh interesting and it does it does in general it tells you what happened so sure I recommend it yeah it's it's not playing here it's not playing here so I'm going to have to either find an art housee that will screen it or see it in Italy yeah I don't think it's getting a release here as well bumer well if you watch it make sure you watch after the credits because there is a post credit CU Nick Fury shows up well someone shows up and it's worth it all right all right yeah it's the best actually the best scene and I'm sad yeah best scene in the whole movie is after the

credit so yeah you know who you asked to be in Star Wars Episode 9 yeah Tommy Tommy was [ __ ] Tommy was there [ __ ] Maniac cuz the thing is he doesn't think he thinks this is he's made a great movie doesn't it he you see I i' there there's a lot of Truth in uh in the film even though it deviates a little bit from the book but like you'll see he's I think he's just kind of a sad guy like I he he knows it's a bad movie he just want he just think he just wants people to know believe that he did it intentionally trying to think it was a comedy he calls it a comedy a black comedy which he he it was not meant to be a comedy yeah yeah it wouldn't be funny if it had been meant to be a comedy yeah the reason it's funny is

because it was a he tried to make a serious film and it was [ __ ] awful oh he's wearing tuxedo boo oh no it's fine he's got a football yeah that's the other thing too if you if you're G to go see the room and I do recommend you do it if you if you live in Sydney like I know a lot of our listeners are in Australia if you live in Sydney I I don't know if the Orum still does it but the Orum in uh in uh uh neutral Bay or that area uh they used to do once a month screenings of the room go like see it with a crowd of people and I would say to you too Luke don't just pop it on at home like if you're going to watch it watch it with people and I mean maybe even watch it drunk I'm just saying yeah like it's

worth it to watch it with a bunch of people and like even the first time if you see with a crowd and they've all seen it like you might miss things because they were yelling m uh but it's worth it and and then yeah God [ __ ] the room you know they did it as a musical in uh in Sydney once but it was before we had come across it but my friend was telling me about it um it was called you're tearing me apartment and uh it was a musical but at the time when my friend was telling me about it I was like yeah that just sounds [ __ ] garbage he's like no no no it's a musical based on a really [ __ ] movie and I'm like yeah yeah I'm not interested but now you know better I know now seriously the room's tops check

it out I'll get around to it one day there's no rush it's not going anywhere maybe it is so so we've got directors being fired left right and Center at the moment and I see it seems to Norm these days I see someone else has been fired well it depends who you ask really uh I I assume that we're talking about uh Mr Brian singer yeah yeah I'm he's he's been he's come out of this fairly unscathed so far which surprises me only because we've often heard in the past of him being up to naughty things on and he he we haven't heard a whole lot from him of late which is probably it's just his thing you can't call him on it yeah yeah I think you're right but uh but he's he's not in trouble for uh molesting anyone although he's molested

countless people if you believe the stories uh MH but I'm glad you threw that in there at the end just so that we covered yeah that's right no liable uh if you believe all those countless people over many many years who have said that he's sexually interfered with them yeah but hey if you believe them if you believe Jud either way there are quite a lot of them though y yeah some of them I know personally and have told me to my face uh so we don't we don't consider them to be Liars very trustworthy people um but that's not what he's in trouble for um he's been fired from the Freddy Mercury movie uh Freddy Mercury movie should be interesting Freddy is an interesting guy so uh you know absolutely I thought that was close to me being finished it is it

is apparently they had three weeks left to shoot um and then depending who you ask if you ask Brian Singer he asked for some time off uh and the studio told him that he couldn't and uh he said well I've got some important family business so I'm going to have to step down from this or if you ask the studio they say he literally just didn't show up for a few days and when they contacted him finally he said look I've [ __ ] got stuff to do okay and so they sacked in after they had one of the actors quit and then they convinced him to come back cuz apparent well allegedly he didn't get along with Brian Singer and they had some other issues yeah apparently I did know they've replaced him now on the film they've replaced him with Dexter Fletcher was that a joke or

is that no that's the real guy's name I was like Dexter Fletcher sounds like a comedy name I was like I couldn't remember trying to work out of you were making a joke the only thing that I did was I put this link in here right cuz I think they've just replaced him with Brian Singer in a wig like click through that link I put in there and look at the photos at the top I think he's just pulled a shi a Shifty on them just click on through he's just put a wig on no it's not me it's not Brian Singer it's Dexter Fletcher yeah yeah yeah you could be right this is like the opposite of Clark

Kent Superman's thing where the glasses give it away this is why I'm not even changing the glasses I've literally just put on a funny wig yeah and a tie yeah I'm not the same person I'm wearing a [Laughter] tie well hopefully this doesn't uh make the film [ __ ] because swapping directors tends to do that sometimes yeah got a couple of them in the pipeline at the moment I mean obviously uh the just is League uh had had that and I think the next one to come out is the actual Next Star Wars movie The Han Solo one oh yeah after Last Jedi [ __ ] last Jedi's next week by the way guys [ __ ] yeah I know I know and I was uh I haven't bought tickets to it because I have been assuming that I'll uh I'll be invited by

proxy to a uh industry screening of it uh and then I just found out that uh my my partner H is going to be in another country watching it at that other country's screening so uh oh so it might be time to look into getting a ticket I might have to yeah I'm going to be seeing it here next Wednesday night I think or is it Thursday night it's it's it's not too far behind Australia which I was like okay at least I can see it near when Luke sees it I'm seeing it at midnight Wednesday night okay yeah you'll still see it before me but uh he'll see it before regardless yeah even if he and I both saw it at midnight on Wednesday he'd still see it 3 hours before me he could technically text me and spoil it before

I'd even gone in what a dick but I'm not going to do the midnight thing um but I may just I may just take the next day off work and just see the morning session you know see a see a 10:00 session well it's it it's say 600 p.m. here which is very reasonable I don't know why on one thing I don't understand about spoilers how people get upset when they go on internet and read spoilers why don't you just stop reading well because I don't understand how you can read like I was reading something the other day and I read and I saw where it was going so I just stopped and then no spoiler quite often and the ones that upset me the most are the ones that don't make it obvious they're a spoiler but give something away just by the little that they do say and I'm not

talking about Star Wars I'm I'm just talking about the uh people in general go I'm not going to spoil it for you but X happens it's like why did you [ __ ] say that yeah exactly right yeah yeah yeah just just stop the second you see anything about what you're interested about just stop reading problem solved worked for me for years just stop reading yeah you're good at that yeah but you've just stop when you don't mean stop reading the article you just mean don't ever read anything and you'll be fine exactly problem solved what ever happen again well there is a spoiler potential spoiler uh here in the spreadsheet I I had already seen that the TV spot but there's something in one of the new TV spots that people hadn't seen before yeah that's right and people

and they lost their [ __ ] over it uh although I feel it's fairly it's probably just nothing uh I I agree I think uh I think in theory if you just described this to me I'd think it meant something but when you see it it becomes clear that there's probably a much less interesting explanation for why this I assume you've read this in the in the spreadsheet unless you're refusing to read that as well Luke read what the the description of what it is that's in the TV spot the people are losing their minds over no you haven't read that said don't read all right do do you want us to not tell you oh you can tell me all right I don't believe in spoilers fine so potential spoiler alert listeners although it's in the TV spot so [ __ ]

whatever just because it's in the TV spot doesn't mean it's not a spoiler actually every trailer in TV spot is a spoiler so I don't understand why people get upset about spoilers watch these today but they used to be an unspoken rule if you made a trailer for something you didn't give anything away you just showed bits from the setup of the plot to start off and then you just showed action sequences out of context and now it's like by the way the [ __ ] Hulk comes in halfway and all it would be amazing to see that if you didn't already know which you do I read an article actually it was related to the to the Hulk in particular because people said that they it they would have enjoyed Ragnarok more if they didn't know the Hulk was in it and there was an

article that was actually a bunch of psychologists that said well actually you wouldn't have because they have proven that if you already know what's going to happen you will enjoy the ride more than having it be surprised because depending on your mood and your state of mind and you know what you had for breakfast and that kind of thing anything happening that you didn't know was going to happen might just not land well with you whereas if you if you go into a film and you know exactly what's going to happen and you're just going to watch it you probably will enjoy it that's an interesting Theory it's interesting Theory so but uh in this case the thing that happens is is that Ray has hold of kylo Ren's lightsaber for two seconds in

the TV spot and everyone's like oh my God she's a [ __ ] Seth but she's not cuz it's kylo Ren's lightsaber yeah that's right you saw her with a red lightsaber yeah they've been going on about this a while and how Luke's on the red poster as well as the blue poster and blah blah blah let's just wait and see what happens in the movie yeah yeah to point blank asked Daisy Ridley about it on a talk show and she's [ __ ] professional at not answering these questions like she just starts talking in about the force and how it's you know the force is kind of you know not not really good or evil it's kind of a gray area and then talks about it in a nice way and she's so charming and then 5 minutes later you go wait a minute she didn't answer that [ __ ] question at

all yeah she's good like that yeah they've trained them well do you guys remember a couple of years back when the force awakens came out right and we were we were cautiously optimistic and then mhm the film started and in about a minute maybe less he realized it didn't suck and like I I [ __ ] I hope that's the feeling I get with this one too yeah well I'm really hoping so as well because they've given him a lot more movies to make yeah I like him they've got a lot of faith in this I don't like his films in his previous films that much but I've seen him in interviews and I think I like him yeah oh I like him lot so I have some faith in him at this

point I guess just from from that I'm willing to go on the ride with him I just I just hope he doesn't break my heart yeah yeah although knowing oh knowing five days he has he has come out publicly and said that uh there's a chance that he'll be putting jaar Binks into his upcoming Trilogy I hope he gets murdered I'm assuming he's joking CU he actually was very explicit uh someone asked him people would been oh he's doing the Old Republic he's doing the Old Republic and he said no I'm doing something you haven't seen before I I'm my so I'd be very surprised if he includes anything that's already in Star Wars unless they make him include things cuz they like to do that yeah there's no

way they would make him make him include jar like that's just that's a terrible thing that would be that would be funny they're like you want to do your own Trilogy oh [ __ ] yeah that'd be amazing and then he's like I can't believe Disney's going to let me do my whole Star Wars own Star Wars Trilogy he turns up there he he's the contracts uh don't just give it a sign don't worry about reading it no no no I I got to make sure my lawyer's here and then you scroll just on the large page it's got like other conditions and then it just says must include Judo beings and he's like the [ __ ] mind you if that's all it said if it didn't say how you had to include him I'd be like absolutely yep I got this do this because the first scene uh

it would actually start I would cast Edward Norton right as as a rogue Bounty Hunter and I would shave his head so that he appeared the way he did in American History X right yeah and then the film would open it would just fade in on his face he also has swasti t on him yeah swasti tats right but to for the for the old Hindi sign of Peace obviously being ironic andace and death to gin yeah that's right yeah and he and it's just fades in on him he just says put your mouth on the curb and then the camera just pans down and jar is lying in the gutter crying and then he just bites the curb and Edward Norton just Stomps his face and crushes his

skull and then then the open and then you don't come back to that character or scene ever again nothing to do with it that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and iTunes to receive episodes automatically we'll see you next time