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I do have a question for you guys M how many Xbox series X controls have you gone through cuz I've just had to retire another one yesterday I've gone through none I have two and there are two that came with the two consoles and I still have them and they're fine oh my controller just the the drift on it just got really really bad on it and it's just from overuse it's not yeah stop [ __ ] on them are you sure you're not using a PS5 controller because I've heard is a bit of a problem with those or the switch no the drift is actually a problem with all controllers it's a problem with Tokyo if Fast and Furious has taught me anything yeah in Tokyo though they they just call that drift Fast and Furious 3 drift welcome to multiple
nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all things nerdy um no I don't I just overuse and then yeah just just got to beit bad so I've had to switch over to my red controller now oh not the red one were you tempted to um get yourself a custom I just ordered a custom one yeah I'm temped to do that too go on what' you get I got it's just red and green for oh bunnies nice bunnies any text just the usual thing that everybody gets Dan the red and green for the bunnies yeah no no text I didn't I don't think I need text I I did one thing I did get on it that I'm I'm a little nervous about
is the rubber R grips okay I've had bad experience with them cuz with the elite controllers with the elite controllers if you're going to use the dick troller you want the rubberized grips that's what I thought too that thing gets slippery the elite controller I do recommend it's just a like $250 yeah I'm good but the weight with it is great but I've had problems with the grips on them after extended use the sort of the glue sort of melts or they expand and they start to peel off I think if that's happening your version of extended use is probably different to their intended usage because these things are thoroughly tested in manufacturing they have robots that rub them and stuff oh can I get a robot to rub me in
the future sure um oh wait it is the future I guess so yeah it's probably not too far away wait it's The Future now I'm waiting for my hoverboard and my [ __ ] robot to jerk me off or you hoverboard to jerk you off we don't have the robots that can jerk us off but there's a light that we can jerk off oh that's right oh that doesn't interest me I don't want to jerk off a robot that was on Twitter that was that lamp there's a light lamp thing that's just come out and so it attaches to the wall it looks like a dick and to turn it on and off you pull it down to and it basically to make me you're pulling the for skin down has a for skin yeah and then the light goes on and then you move the for skin up and it turns the light off yeah we had a cute little lamp many
years ago bought from one of those really kind of high concept design shops which was a lamp that was this cute little boy with a lamp shade on his head and you did turn the lamp on and off by flicking the dick up and down what what highend stuff and dicks now now I I did s K that hey I might be um reviewing it um I am not and there's a very good reason for it no forkin it's like $500 oh okay yeah it's $1,000 I'll stop you there it's $1,000 I'm putting it in the uh I'll put it in the spread sheet so that the listeners can also click the dick is it is it a literal dick or are you guys just it's no it's not a literal dick it's called it is it's called a boner lamp is called a
boner the Milano boner it's not like a it's a little oh diamond oh you do oh God yeah now Matt as the spokesman for four skins on this podcast mhm um does this seem accurate to you um it I mean I have the same Diamond uh NE cocking wristlet yeah I was going to say wristlet wristlet [ __ ] man okay like Dan [ __ ] rings will not fit me I'm going bracelets mate yeah so it's very similar I'm talking medieval neck torqus mhm forkins are thick I haven't
seen uh forkin many forkins but this is what I imagine they would look like and handle like so okay what is this like like it's a car wall lamp inspired by medieval torch Italian fashion and erect penis the three the three big Inspirations are finally together at last amazing wow this guy was just like you know what I love I'm going to put everything I love together speaking of which I've recently found an instagrammer who um draws pixel art of Japanese Sports casts and I was like follow that's quite good get a bit syy though wouldn't it well over some time I mean he's he's also got a little bit of a guess what this is kind of thing going ah well but yeah um there's a problem is
I would never guess it's a car yeah you're probably not the target audience no I I don't think I am have you seen the outrageous pink one that's worth $2,000 is it just because it's pink or is there something particularly good about it I'm just going to paste this in so you can see um [Music] there you go is this count as sex toy use I mean it's not oh God light oh oh wow do you br ins of list to sex to news sex to news yeah I mean jeez who is sitting at home turning on lamps going [ __ ] I wish I had something to jerk off right now I
mean not my dick but something else yeah I don't get it anyway I'll just turn the light on and off yeah vigorously until I ejaculate so I mean we can we can stay on sex toy news if you guys want but do we have more no I was going to say we we could just keep talking about these lights or we could move on to something else because uh I watched a film this week because uh you guys hastened me to watch it so that I didn't get any spoilers by joining your discussion prematurely and then he went on to watch more movies I certainly did so I I caught up with prey Luke you said you would liked it Matt you didn't say anything I assume you thought this was [ __ ] unreal because it is yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely fantastic absolutely yeah I loved it not
just for a predator movie not just for an action movie [ __ ] great movie yeah even if they was no there were no other Predator movies I still think this would be a good movie yeah yeah yeah and I think this is that's what makes this a good sort of PR pred does make it a good Predator it's in the universe but it's not a hey we're directly related to this one or look this it's just and there's been hints in the past and I I can affirm that because I went back and watched all the others just after this and um there are some nice there's there's reasons they chose this specific time and place for this it links it to both the other two but he don't have to have seen them that's why correct no absolutely not now here is why it's good there there's a very very simple reason
that this is a good movie every single mistake that this lead character makes throughout the movie teaches her a lesson that she then uses to defeat the villain at the end yeah it is classic perfectly done Heroes journey in a way you never see anymore everything fails every single thing she does fails and it teaches her how to beat the bad guy her greatest weakness Becomes Her greatest strength by the end perfect storytelling I I did find one thing I had a little bit of a problem with and this is a little bit she was just too hot you just couldn't keep your eyes off her no it's at the end of the movie where she comes back to the village and everyone starts cheering and everyone's happy mhm halfy Village has just been murdered
all your sons and husbands are now dead you didn't watch through the credits did you no it's not a happy ending look oh so there's there's not actually a scene but if you the end credits play over this animated sequence of what what you just watched it looks like kind of paintings okay cuz I sort of skipped through looking for like an endend credit scene and I through that to a point but then an extra thing happens because if you know the other films you'll know that that flint lock pistol is relevant and You' be thinking well how did they get that for the other movie and then at the end of the back now you
know you see a bunch of other Ships coming in but that's still does it sort of I still find a bit weird that they're cheering her when she alone comes back they warlike people L they've got different values to us I mean they could have stopped so she could explain and go oh this is thing killed everybody and but don't worry I killed it but then instead just kind of like you just let to assume oh they understand what's happened here she saved them MH she's covered in [ __ ] blood green glowing blood I mean looks right I think it's more like they would be like the [ __ ] is that get it away from me yeah they were superstitious people though so it's like she could have just gone was a monster and everyone goes ah monster less
explaining that you need to do than it's not even my thing it's not even explaining the monster or anything it's just go yeah all your sons They're All Dead like all all the guys I left with all gone all been murdered that's life back in the 1700s but no apart no even not even apart from that it's just a good movie it is a great movie and as soon as it finished I went and uh I sailed the Seas and I picked up a copy of predator and Predator 2 Predator is still to this day a great movie there's very very little I can fault with it um and in fact if I was to do a fan edit I'd literally only cut two tiny things out of it and they are the two quips that Anie makes when his killing those uh terrorists in the jungle that initial scene yeah and I
assume Arie threw those in cuz he's like I kind of do this in movies I do on liners but it is completely inconsistent with his character for the rest of the movie who's actually quite sto takes job very seriously is it something that he's tried to throw in or is it somewhere where the producers have gone like this is what people are going to expect to see of him oh I I I believe it would be him like I believe that based on I read his autobiography I I believe probably was like you know I should probably say something smart here yeah yeah although I mean it could be done well so I mean the the director of of this directed Die Hard which has some quips in it too but they're in character quips it's not just a guy who doesn't normally make jokes going stick around
yeah so then um I put on Predator to um this is not a good movie however however I have a soft spot for it though I've I do as well there's there's nudity in it I there is I saw this first before Predator one when I was kid which is actually the case with a lot of these big franchise tent poles where the first one was rated R and so I wasn't allowed to see it and it was kind of one of those underground adult hits and then the second one had a rating low enough that I could probably watch it at a friend's house or something and it was popular enough that I I'd be more likely to just kind of watch it um so I saw this one first and thought this is great then watched Predator a couple of years later we're like oh no this is this is
even better yeah but Predator 2 does have a couple of good things number one that final scene although the the CGI doesn't hold out very much these days but where where he does end up in the ship great scene and that scene where it's [ __ ] walking towards him through the [ __ ] puddles with the cloaking device on so you can't see him but you just see his footprint hit the [ __ ] water great scene like great scene is that set in La is it set in LA or did they did they set in LA in the future brackets 1997 right I couldn't remember the specifics yeah you said you went somewhere to get it you do realize that they're all just on Disney are they okay yeah all the aliens all the Predators they're just on Disney
no they're not mate Disney just has Disney stuff I I still find it so weird that Disney does have this yeah on it they've got to yeah they've got to split it out here as well cuz it just to me it just seems weird that you can log on to Disney which I you think Disney family and then go watch yeah that's what it is Predator 2 was definitely one of if not the first movie I saw a sex scene Highlander and certainly the first movie that I saw two people have sex and then get strung up um and disbaled oh Top Gun actually see I think I saw Top Gun pretty full on when it came out I think I saw that years later I used to fast forward through it not interesting when I was like keep it moving where's the story when I was 10
years old [ __ ] off that's like when Luke watches porn parodies of Star Wars yeah I'm tell it's good to watch she to get master sex and then just get back to the dialogue get the sex n rewinded back to the volleyball playing with the boys the St it was made by people who actually like Star Wars and [ __ ] and [ __ ] but yeah you skip past that and actually just watch it's actually quite amusing well I should rewatch predator and Predator too Predator at least sorry I'm I'm going to have a conversation with the ninja who just steal what do you need witch charger MacBook sure Dan's about to disconnect himself yeah that's right like one of my old um customers at Gateway back in the days where people would call up and they go my motor doesn't work i' be like all right like
is it cuz you're on the phone of me now yeah You' be like give it a try and then they they go all right let's unplug the beep right idiots that's so funny yeah I'll be back yeah I've actually had to explain that to customer service before because I had vo and I was having issues with my internet and I'm on the phone with them and my house phone explain to them and they're go okay so you should need to do this and I go yeah but if I do that which I've already tried I will disconnect from your the call cuz I'm on the house for us no W it be fine I went no you don't why should why am I explaining this to you and they go no just do it and it'll be fine and I'll be here okay and then they disappear and then I'd have to call back and then I have to explain it all again so I know what I'm
doing yeah but we weren't allowed to believe you either yeah I know I tell people out and go look I have to ask you to do it the calls are monitored I have to do this like there's no getting past it so juste there is also a reason behind not believing them cuz people will say yes I've done all of this but have they probably not or have they done it properly yeah and I do know this but I had done it all properly everything you've walked me through I've already attempted sure you did sure you did and then we finally get to oh it is a problem on your end oh okay thank you and when will it be back in a few days thank few days yeah this is back in the old days when internet was terrible my first
interet service provider was called RPI I remember them which stood for Rod and Pam's internet oh yeah and it was just this married couple that had just decided to put together their own little um internet company internet yeah yeah I remember um the days my cousin that's was his in prob like yeah same thing like his little m m Mom Mom and Pop operation type of thing um my dad had cable and he would just email him a lot of stuff and it got to the point where inter FR went can you ask them not to email you so much because you sort of wipe it us out when we um when we lived in Eastwood Dave and I the upstairs neighbors worked for Opus and they got cable when it wasn't common to have cable and they had like would have been very uncommon at that point yeah they
had like No No Limit no limit cuz that was a big thing you could get it it was over expensive or you had like a low limit yeah and because they were Tech we were alling tech support they they worked for I don't know what they did exactly but they so they had a network you know switch up in their um little apartment and we had one down in ours that we were playing games on and then so we said oh can we just just you know run a run a Just Jack ethernet cable down through the and then in the bathroom window and then into our switch and they were like yeah sure so we were piggy backed onto their cable until they came down one day and they said look we've got a letter saying we're basically using the amount of internet like large business
users so we're taking this cable back I also recall your house not in Eastwood but when you and Dave lived in um stanmore and uh your electricity bill was covered under your rent yeah he was very upset with us came up and were like I have grossly underestimated the electricity you use and he was like what are all these computers oh we need those yeah all of them but but the thing is did it wasn't like your computers were like buying Bitcoin or anything they were just we didn't it was just we had servers for you know Quake servers and like kind stuff but they've also had they've had this um it was like a like a corporate Enterprise switch like it's massive like listen as a switches you know the thing that you plug your network cable into to
link all the computers together it's like a big box that goes in a rack we didn't have a I actually have that and he was just sitting on the floor in our living room which was coincidentally Above This Guy's bedroom and this thing was like like I said this is an Enterprise unit and so it had these big fans in it so when it was on it was like like you know the sound of a server room and he was like the [ __ ] are you doing up there I don't know where it is but I actually have that rack that exact one that switch that that one yeah I that switch gear Enterprise switch or something or something yeah it's like like this yeah I don't know where it is I don't know why I have it either yeah that was funny yeah he [ __ ] hated us well he hated
Dave [Laughter] yeah I remember once when uh he was home during the day and you popped home Matt to grab something from upstairs and then he rang Dave and said someone's broken into your house yes and Dave was like I think that's just Matt and he was like no no no it was he looked like Matt but he was wearing a baseball cap and he like I'm pretty sure Matt owns a baseball it's well within his prerogative to put it on occas it looks like him but he's wearing a hash I want to tell this story cun disguise I was in my room my room at in that house we so we were on the second floor the up Upper Floor and my window opened out onto like the Courtyard at the back of the house and then the our
landlord Liv below us in kind of the downstairs and I had my TV kind of set in front of the window and I had got up to do something and I put the remote on top of the TV and then there was a fly in the room and I was like [ __ ] off and I swiped at the fly to go out the window smacked the remote and the remote just went flying out the window and then down into the courtyard and I was like [ __ ] so I get up and I walk downstairs and I walk out in the backyard and my L is standing there holding this remote and just like looking up into the sky Gods Must Be Crazy and then yeah and then like he's like the [ __ ] did this come from and then like oh sorry that's mine and he was like oh yeah that makes sense that makes more sense than what off thinking he just like looking up at
the clouds like Lord what do you want me to turn on please send the [Laughter] TV oh amazing amazing um so just before we we move away from Predator um there were two other things that I liked about Predator too um one which transitions into something that we can talk about today if we want and then one that doesn't so the first one is it made me really miss Bill Paxton because Bill Paxton is in this is he chewing the scenery yes is in a completely different movie to everyone else yes is it awesome absolutely it is um and I'm miss the [ __ ] out of that guy he's he's really great he's really great that slimy weasel that he always seems to play sure but the other actor who's surprisingly
good in this is Gary Bucy and I've never in my life said you know who's a good actor Gary Bucy but he does a great job of being that kind of baddy that you love to hate but coincidentally he's in the news this week because he's apparently been sexually assaulting people at a con yeah this is just I just searched it and just all the news articles like in uh yeah that he's Monster Mania horror film this breaking news pretty much yeah now two counts of sexual assault and one count of attempted sexual assault so I assume that's oh he grabbed my twice and then try to grab them a third time I don't know what that means specifically the Philadelphia Inquirer reported that uh police Lieutenant Robert Shen said it
was about contact it was about touching okay okay but yeah it wasn't I I like cosplay is not consent no it is not you remember so I feel like I mean you should just know that people like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you but you remember like there was suddenly I think it was a Supernova one year where it was like we've decided that that's like how it is now and there were just signs everywhere and it was just like so like wait did people people not people not know that before like the [ __ ] is wrong with you people because lot of people don't see the cosplays as as like fans just it a lot of them think that some people actually think they're they're employed and they're making money from the ABS right they're just people that
rock up like that yeah but even if they there can't run them damn they're getting paid it's all right they're prostitutes I yeah I never understood how you have to explain that to people people don't understand that you don't just [ __ ] grab people that we have to have signs everywhere now and make it a weird thing there was one Supernova where it was just very like fullon like stop grabbing them and I'm like who the [ __ ] is doing this stop it like I mean yes agreed they if they need to be told tell them it just like I was just surprised how yeah yeah told sure but do we need signs up that many people do like [ __ ] me um well actually it is that bad and I've met some of the people who I I I think would be pretty bad there
are a lot of people who run around with cameras like and God well in that case I mean I take it back then I'm not complaining I just thought it was very I just remember I got the Supernova one and I just there signs everywhere and I was like who what what happened I I've seen people who like like professional set St taking photos and stuff and I've seen them sort of their attention is more to the younger cosplayers and so like here's my card would you like to come and I'll take a bit like that I'm not saying that they it's just that feeling there are professional cosplay photographers and so I can see how if you're a young cosplayer that might be a problem yes and if you're a professional cosplay photographer I guess you you do need
models probably the best way to get and it's also it's one of the things like how how can you sort of call that out I can't call that out cuz I don't know it could be completely innocent and that's what it is it's just a feeling and I can't how do I call that a feeling so I I'm so squeamish about getting photos with people I do the like celebrity fake cuddle you know what I mean like like with a hand behind them there you go yeah where you're not actually touching them but in the photo it looks like you got your arms I touch them I touch them I I touch I paid L hendri for a photo I'm touching him yeah yeah but but but my hand it's fine and and and when you but when you do go for these celebrity photos they do make it clear whether or not you you can
touch or not if they not comfortable with it basically you're sitting here and I'm sitting here or stand that's it like right we can touch can we let's get going yeah spontaneous feeling spontaneous I've got photos cuz I've got I've had photos with like Carrie Fisher and felici day and stuff my hand was waste like yeah what a waste it was a waste yeah waste but yeah I would never sh been used and abused by the time you got your turn hadn't she which one I miss her Carrie which one Felicia Day or Carrie Fisher I'm pretty sure pretty sure he' be talking about I'm pretty sure he' talking car with her years of abuse not years of sexual abuse wom will weaton has [ __ ] for 200 I don't know I doubt that I doubt that I really don't uh will will wh has
tried to [ __ ] has that no no you don't think you think he's homosexual no he's married he's married to he's married to an older woman he's been married for quite a while and I think dar's original I do think will Wheaton's odd but I actually do think he's a good guy like he's he seems like a nice guy genuinely he just makes a lot of stupid comments on Twitter he's just he's just awkward and says dumb [ __ ] I think you think nice guys don't want to [ __ ] Felicia Day no no no I'm not saying I'm saying he hasn't tried you said I'm not a nice guy Luke didn't try do either no I mean he still he didn't get mad at me for talking to her so well didn't yell at me he would have he bet he would have the [ __ ] you talk to I've been working
on this for [ __ ] years mate but yeah look I also think it's probably the reason why he's probably a bit like not like that is because he's not as big a celebrity a celebrity at all chased off Twitter will ween yeah well he got chased off sort of everything like there's no more of the made Bo game stuff he was doing and not even he didn't make any comments either it was a weird thing where there was like that block list I think we talked about this on the show there was that like block list app for Twitter and he did some thing where he basically blocked a bunch of trans activists and then they were both basically and then everyone was like you transfer by your will and he was like No And then I don't know exactly what he said but he didn't do
himself any favors wait you can see who other people block you could there are tools to do all sorts of dumb [ __ ] on Twitter right okay you can see who's unfollowing and who's blocking and yeah right and people do that no but I I tend to agree with you I think if Will weaton blocked something it's probably just because he was seeing too much of it not cuz he's an [ __ ] no he's a celebrity and he was just seem there's like these because you can get a list where it's like these people are you know Bots or these just Spam trolls or whatever and he just like oh yeah I'll just block all of them based on this thing and then yeah it turned out no so um that might be a good segue into some other celebrity transphobia news that I also don't think is is is
relevant um and that's that ta y Titi is in trouble for a 10-year-old tweet that uh oh no what did he say come out so this mean his career is going to go great at the he'll get fired go make another good movie and then come back and do his old job yeah oh look Tiger's such a nice guy that I just don't think so this is what he said no disrespect to men who want to be sless as women I should just have I have just said their makeup looks manly also to meth users yeah I should have just said their makeup looks manly no disrespect to meth users but this was in response so he he initially wrote and this was while the some beauty pageant Miss Universe or something was on he wrote combining heels with bikini whilst Plastering your face in Orange so you
resemble a leather pudding is totes empowering and he got a whole lot of flack for that oh I me I don't like it I don't like that I hate it sorry and then and then he came back with with that the no disrespect to the men who want to be dressed up like I've just said their makeup looks mainly no disrespect to meth users so I think he's just trying to mix the PO a little bit there but I mean I don't take away from this that he hates trans people do you trying I I don't I don't think so no okay goes further someone replied and said this is to tyd [ __ ] shaming transfobia and immense misogyny Allin one tweet I don't like beauty pageants either but dude not cool and he replied and said no it is cool and then
that guy replied again and said my transfer who struggles with suicide daily due to similar comments hardly think so then he take away TI he replied and said my trans friend can walk in heels but you're right actual catho are better looking I don't know what that means neither do why cath is a word used for trans women in Thailand oh god oh oh all right well I don't know why you wrote that no he's losing me he's losing me there you go I'm not even sure I should have read that out to be honest man nobody looks better in a mustache than this guy though do they this guy is a excuse me
gu is a handsome half Jew half Maui EXC me I wore a mo for a very long time and I rocked that Mo I had a mo for like 3 weeks recently no one noticed Tom celic is rolling in his grave I don't know if he's dead I don't think I don't think he is dead no he's not dead no he's 77 and he's rolling around in his bed oh yeah stroking his mustache turning on and off the light real quick yeah I don't know what to think of this these tweets I think it is just I don't know I don't I'm not taking way that he's is it from 2013 phobic or anything which is I mean not that long ago
no but I I don't think he's it's yeah I don't know how to I mean look it's not great I think his first tweet he was trying to come across as a feminist not as a misogynist but it was perhaps a bit misguided and then everything else after that I think he was just trying to rile the trolls who were arguing with him but uh he kind of dug his own grave there didn't he yeah yeah he didn't come out of that as well as I think he's he was hoping yeah they don't know what to make of that certainly doesn't look good but but you don't know what he was thinking at the time like literally no context now like any context that there might have been there is not anymore I mean it's not like he wrote [ __ ] Trends women need to use the men's bathroom cuz
that's what they are men full stop also I hate them and I'm going to be cutting that clip out of context and that's going to be Dan's new intro but here's the thing it's one of these things as well is he's not saying that yeah he's not saying that today and people can learn and opinions change and yes so you can't really judge people from what they said back then it just mate if if one episode from 2013 of this podcast got put back online yeah it's just one of yeah I just think yeah like if you're still doing it and still thought like this terrible this yeah we don't quite know the contact I'm not defending what he said but yeah it's also he's not out there telling people to go kill themselves or anything like that no no he hasn't told
me to do that in ages he's also not really saying it's wrong if anything he's saying he likes it he likes these TI I think he was just being it yeah just yeah being a smartass yeah exactly so more like the James gun stuff not like he wasn't like targeting anyone in particular he was just being a being a dick I'm positive he wouldn't say it now for reasons of of nobody talks like that now but you can't I don't know you can't judge him with today's standards you I mean it's not also if you're scrolling back to 2013 to try to find something to be angry at someone about they are I think that's the problem yeah but yeah the whole thing is we're meant to be changing way because we're we're changing a way we we judge people or have opinions of people completely
anyway like that's the whole thing like we're we're changing that going forward and to change that it has to have been like something in the past you can't sort of look no you've got to pretend once you've made the change you've got to pretend it was always that way yeah no look and like you said old episodes of this show or just as you know people who would know us I think would have context if we said something like that or along those lines we'd all know it was a joke but I I certainly think back in the day I would have if you transplanted some things that I or dumb jokes that I had made 10 years ago to today I I would I'd be [ __ ] cancel in a second I'm scrolling back through your Twitter right now Matt I'm going to find some [ __ ] I'm not stupid enough to
put stuff on Twitter I never was that's the trick that was the trick he just says it and Records it you yeah exactly he doesn't put it in writing though I shouldn't say that actually I don't know what I said on Twitter 10 years ago he's checking now he's cheing checking it won't take that long to scroll back I'm not on there that often no there'll be little bur she'll be on there and same as me there'll be sort of like a week or three days where you do some stuff and then it'll be silence for a few years I did retweet this um this is in 2019 remember when Mobi came out and was like dated Nelly Portman and she was like no you didn't no you this this is a tweet that I retweeted I thought this was funny I still think this was funny I guess it's
time to clear the air yes n Portman and I dated I don't know why she would deliberately try to misrepresent our relationship yes I was 14 and yes she was a phantom menace 7-Eleven collector's cup that I practiced kissing on but in this thread I will explain the situation funny that's great that's excellent all right let's get off this and go to something fun can I take can just tell you one thing I saw this this week this is um this is sort of followup this will be quick I I watch watched um this thing it was Amber her right I've heard of her this is older she's appealing isn't she doesn't appeal to me mate she wasn't very appealing in this interview this was the one of the post-trial interviews she did where she
said um did you see this clip where the the interviewer said uh you know Johnny Depp's lawyer said uh you're a terrible liar and it was the performance of a of of a lifetime that you gave in court and Amber herd goes oh I'm the performer this is from the lawyer for the guy who convinced the world he had scissors for [Laughter] fingers no that's literally that's what she said this says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers like Johnny's guilty of lying to the world about the fact that he really had Scissor Hands like he was hoping everyone would believe him and in the the interview clip I I don't know if this was edited but like the interview just goes very quiet cuz it's like the [ __ ] are you
talking say that yeah I've got he was in a movie he wasn't trying to fool anybody into thinking that he was actually scissor do you know what acting is the manh or owned a chocolate factory anyway I just wanted to mention that cuz it made me laugh that's magnificent I had seen she is appealing though I believe I believe he has to go back and I'm not sure what the I maintain that she's not appealing go on I'm still going to go with they're both terrible people and yeah but seen that Amber herd does have a job offer oh yeah does she yep in's new movie offered the uh porn shio has offered to pay her oh to I think they've actually what say two dot dot dot and then just not
say the their offer is to cover the debt so it's not even like a here's here's your $1 million it's whatever she owes we'll pay him off we'll pay that off so you'll be debt free just sit down on the couch and we'll talk about the terms but for what exactly for for for porno you know the catch I mean to get [ __ ] yeah yes wow H which that's a pretty good deal hey if someone offered if someone offered me if someone came to you and said they pay off all my Deb if you will if you let us [ __ ] you on film we'll pay Johnny debt for Amber herd you it no if they offered to pay my
debt could you be in Luke I'm going assuming you got a mortgage and maybe financing on your bike but like like I'd have sex onil I'd have sex on fil for $100,000 it'll own a half a million I owe fair enough like he'd March in the door and he'd be like honey you always say I'm irresponsible but this time I'm taking care of everything yeah yeah what the star of the POR PornHub yeah all over that website yeah um yeah I guess the yeah look for us nobody had [ __ ] watch it so it would be fine Amber herd maybe a bit bit different I don't know I wouldn't watch it you'd hate watch it yeah I'd hate watch it you'd have to a lot of people would hate watch it oh yeah would some being nice and
respectful to her would it um no watch that it would be watch Amber herd get [ __ ] humiliated I don't like that I don't usually like it but I'd click on that Amber step brother I didn't know she was I didn't know she had siblings anyway gets trapped in the fridge and able to I can't believe the [ __ ] they come up with ridiculous so F people I mean I people must love it cuz they must it just get weirder and weirder like I see on on Reddit like you can never believe what they're doing now it's like all right and it's not it's yeah you won't believe it because it's just so ridiculous it's not like
a nothing's taboo anymore so they have to get we Weir digging but their weird isn't that weird but they're doubling down on it yeah yeah yeah anyway there's um some Ezra Miller news again this time it's potentially positive news I am going to call [ __ ] on this a little bit okay okay so the news I saw is that he is seeking treatment they are seeking treatment they are seeking treatment what I'm going to say is it's Warner Brothers going get your ass into this treatment facility and stop doing [ __ ] I believe you but I also think this is this is Warner Brothers saying we're g to release this movie [ __ ] mean and we
the only thing left that we have is a comeback story where you admit you did all this stuff because you're mentally ill and no one can say anything about it so [ __ ] get in there yeah it's either going to be yeah Warner Brothers or their lawyer saying you need to do this so we look like like everybody already knows you're queer so you can't do a Kevin spy and just come out and say sorry I molested all those people I'm gay feel bad for me yeah yeah I really don't think it's their we know you're G hopefully it is yeah I do no one cares whether you're gay anymore you yeah that's I yeah but I do hope it it is them seeking treatment on their own cuz that's an even better step like I but I really do think it's probably people in
the background going you need to do this for whatever reason whether it be Warner Brothers we're releasing this I'd like to mention but I'd also like to leave a clean point where this can be cut out if if we feel that it should be no absolutely not danies are [ __ ] up I was explaining this story to Jenna the other day mhm and I was attempting not to misgender or use the wrong pronouns for Ezra Miller and and I generally agree that you know it's fine and you know happy to respect people's wishes and I have been like no saying they is not that confusing it actually can be at times oh and I do Wonder me is there more is there not a less confusing way I mean whatever people want I don't care I'm not trying to take a stand sometimes it sounds like talk about multiple
people yes and I did find myself like she was just very confused what I was trying to explain to her I'm like oh J is there in rehab she who's in rehab Ezra Miller what oh Ezra Miller's queer his pronouns are they them and she was she was like oh okay like like she just didn't know what I was talking about and yeah you just need to be careful of the context like it like you need to make sure that you're discussing this one person and it can be quite confusing if they don't know that you're discussing that one person you come out with that they're and they're not exactally no I I think there is that can be confusing I don't think there's Now language changes and that's that's the one rule of language is that there is no rules no I know that I just think right
now it's like and like I said I've often come down and said no no no just shut up it's not that hard and then just the other day I was like oh man I really am stumbling through this trying to do it correctly so anyway just just thought I'd mentioned that I've I've noticed that in articles when I'm reading too and and there's a lot of they there and I'm like wait who yeah who's the's the subject of the sentence not complaining I'm just saying no no no no we're not doing a Jordan Peterson here whatever they [ __ ] want watch that Darth Vader thing I see I loved it I loved it well even if at first I thought that was um someone doing an but then I started justs of thingss right happen to sound like things Darth Vader would say keep the degenerates
away from the children anyway no I'm embarrassed because the first couple of things Jordan Peterson said I was like this guy's got a valid point sure guy's got a valid point let's listen to him let's at least let him have a voice here as the voice of opposition and then he kept talking yeah and then he ruined it he ruined it very quickly very badly yeah cuz I think having coming out and saying we're making a change no conversation no Devil's Advocate we're just making this change shut up about it is not the way well originally he said his issue was with the law being changed that it would be illegal to accidentally you know misgender somebody and he was like that's insane like if I accidentally do it you
can't crime but it turns out that he just didn't want he just didn't want to do it didn't want to do it with that accidentally like does that cuz this is not even if we go back 20 years like so before we did have this big push for re labeling and being identifying as who you are and things so I'm go back 50 years you could walk people would go up to a child and go oh isn't this a lovely little girl lovely little boy and then they get corrected so is that would that be illegal under that same law accidentally misgendering like it's an accident we put a bow in lra's hair so people know she's a girl yeah same same unless uness a baby from head to toe in pink yeah people think it's a boy yeah oh what's his name her name is
Harper like it's yeah doesn't matter but yeah like an accent or even just like I had earlier in this conversation when I accidentally said like he is going to rehab when it's actually day like that's not me going well no I'm going to double back it's definitely no I'm just you correct what you're saying you move on and and then I said I corrected you and you said [ __ ] you I won't do it it's it's Marxist it's [ __ ] yeah no you just got oh yeah no it is you so you correct yourself and move on that's that's the whole thing yeah problem solv conversation I prer this okay no problem no skin off my nose how many people had to die in communist Russia Luke [ __ ] you what I don't know what he's talking about I don't know what he's talking
about neither does he Matt he doesn't know what he's talking about either I think that the the argument and the conversation against doing it takes a lot more effort than just going oh okay yeah look just I do I I do think Matt has a point when he says um uh maybe there was a better word we could have chosen but I think I've been wrong about this kind of stuff in the past if you recall I I once famously just completely missed the point of why gay people wanted to get married and made an ass of myself because I said although one they just have something El and anyway we don't need to go I was mistaken sou Park made that same joke remember they were like you can be married we just won't
call it being married we'll call it being butt buddies I haven't seen that one and well that is accidentally what I was suggesting but I wouldn't have called it that and also I didn't realize that yeah okay Matt you absolutely would have called it that but no I see completely see your point yes I just misunderstood and um yes I don't want to move away from um old white people not understanding things which is what I'm going to call this segment but uh we've got some Alec Baldwin news as well he shot follow up uh he he shot that woman that he says he didn't shoot so um the FBI have concluded their investigation and have said no no no no you you did pull the trigger on this gun that is literally the only way you can shoot a
gun like that you can't accid it can't accidentally go off because you're playing with the hammer it can't accidentally go off because you're just pointing it in the wrong angle or you you did shoot it we not saying you meant to but you definitely did pull the trigger and that's why he should never have done that yeah but he might not remember it that way like memory's not yeah people seem to think you know like memories oh look here's the thing nobody's doubting nobody is doubting it's an accident I think some people are pretending to doubt it sureck deep down that's illogical it's illogical here's the thing it cuz he is now doubling down and said fine than I did but there shouldn't have been a bullet in there and that is also true that is very true
that's that's the that's the whole thing there should never been one St whether or not the armor is responsible for that and the armor is also saying well actually we had all our ammunition checked by the police cuz you have to cuz that's the law they have to tick up thing and say yes say that but there was a bullet in there like can't argue that there wasn't cuz there [ __ ] was she got shot with it like you can't argue that where did the [ __ ] bullet come from like clearly it's either an accident or somebody conspired to murder someone like if I mean I understand it's tragic and you may not really want to be responsible but if you're the armorer right and you say you handed the gun to Alec Baldwin and you're like and you're saying no I made sure there were no
bullets in that gun my hand ale Baldwin okay so you're saying Alec Baldwin put a bullet in that guy that's what you're saying cuz is it like when you hand over a gun to someone aren't there rules about what say like this is a live gun like yep like yeah you're actually making very clear that what I'm hearing specif cuz even a blank even like a full-on blank if you were to hold up to someone's chest could kill you still cuz it still is fireing Brandon Le Buckle proved that you can get shot and killed with a blank yeah there was a piece of a bullet in the gun with Brandon Lee a piece of different type of blank yeah yeah they put a a a a dummy round in there to look cuz blanks don't look like a bullet from the front so they put a dud in there so that it
looked real and then didn't take that out and then put a blank in and it they essentially created a bullet accidentally the two bits of a bullet combined yeah yeah but yeah cuz the blank it's still firing something like it's not yeah it just doesn't have nothing doesn't have a load but yeah like I yeah I still yeah like yeah so but yeah for him and I think this is going to confuse a lot of people cuz the FBI went in did yes he did pull the trigger that's to me that's not the problem yeah I know he's just confused the whole thing now because like should be talking about this no correct because we okay idiots aside we know this is an accident this is clearly an accident whose fault it is yeah pull the trigger on the guns on
sets all the time it shouldn't exactly you're supposed to be able to pull the trigger if an actor is handed a gun by an armor and said this is completely cold you should be able to shoot it as many times as you want now not pointing it at people because you still should not be a [ __ ] about it but from what I pointing at anyone but but he wasn't being a [ __ ] as as he wasn't yeah he was a so he wasn't pointing at her he was pointing for for the camera this is where and she for the higher lower higher to the left or whatever and then apparently he said do you want me to pull the trigger so you can see the hammer going and she said yes although he says he didn't Trier a lot of a lot of are on YouTube and these are the guys
that I watched that disproved the the hammer Theory but they're all saying if if you know how to handle a gun you know not to put your finger on the trigger unless you're actually going to shoot it but he was acting it correct exactly right so you it's it's a slightly different protocol when you think you've got a fake gun yeah but even like if yeah it's like if I was if I had a sword and then we were practicing chopping a person in a movie like I was Samurai movie and then people like w i train all the time and we know perfectly well you shouldn't swing aort at somebody people yeah don't chop people so just don't chop them that's in most movies they just stand there and then you're supposed to use your imagination because too dangerous yeah exactly yeah yeah and Al like baln a go
and I didn't chop I was literally just standing there and just saw chopping itself yeah I just raised it up like I was going to chop and it flew and I I brought it down very fast see Alec bn's interview and now this FBI notification haven't given us anything they've confused things more they need what we should be discussing Now isn't did he pull the trigger or that it's a what that accident how yeah like who's liable for it and who is and and what's going to change to make sure this never happens again yeah because the other thing is actors are throwing up their hands going don't leave it up to me I'm not going to know the difference cuz they're like you're going have to show the actor I'm not going to [ __ ] know the difference between a blank and a bullet don't leave if you
hand me a gun and you tell me it's empty I'll believe you believe it yeah yeah I hope the FBI weren't brought in just to determine whether he pulled the trigger cuz that's a [ __ ] waste of resources and that's what I really hope it's not because cuz it really adds nothing I don't well maybe they do they think add something to investigation I don't see what it adds cuz we know the gun went off that's not the issue well they they had to rush over to Trump's house afterwards so I guess maybe they didn't they're too busy you could I mean look you can use an airsoft gun that never even has that can't even fit a bullet in it and and put a postm muscle flash on and it looks the he just uses rubber guns yeah and I'll say this I think that's where they're going end up going
now the first time I ever saw a post- production muzzle flight do do you know what it was Matt um no it was the debt oh starring you there you go yeah and it was you holding was that the Dreamcast it was Time Crisis guns yeah time it was Time Crisis um so Dreamcast with the cable run up your sleeve yeah tucked up my sleeve yeah yeah cuz the blue didn't give it away but the cable would have yeah that's right um but you put a sound effect at the exact right place okay we've been doing that a little bit but what also did was put a little lens flare right on that one frame and the first time I saw it I went holy [ __ ] but I was convinced cuz not only that it was me shooting
myself and then that was have blown in your mind you're got a twin brother right um so I think the reason saying you have I also slid around the side of the door on a chair so I slid in sideways with the guns held out um true I think they've shied away from it for so long because it didn't look real as real yeah as real to begin with and it was also well you don't have to use blue guns that's the trick it it's cheaper and easier to just get a gun for blank and Away you go yeah I mean look Shan Bean sha Bean's like no armorers if I feel spontaneous I want to be able to shoot anyone yeah whereas I think yeah I think this is sort of sh it's probably now with if guns on set this is probably
going to up insurance so it's probably is going to be cheaper than easier just to do fake guns now I I bet there's a million movies with fake lens flar that we've never even noticed the rock said that they do that a lot in his movies and you just have to learn you just have to learn to act the gun shooting I guess is the trick CU otherwise it doesn't look real that's what everyone complains about it doesn't look real you got to sell it yeah a bunch of people came out and said well actually there are movies that no one's mentioned they didn't think it was real and it wasn't so y yes right exactly exactly so yeah I think this should just be what comes out they won't have real guns on sets anymore I don't see why that's a problem because everyone
everyone knows everything on a set is fake I think a lot from Australia we don't know what real guns look like anyway no exactly right but here's the thing when I was a kid I watched Star Wars lots of shooting in that I I didn't say like got to get real [ __ ] laser guns they were real real laser guns yeah don't worry the storm sters can't hit anything anyway when did that become a joke cuz they very precise in Star Wars and then suddenly they're not anyway whatever no one yeah but no no but isn't there does isn't there a thing when Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise precise they actually explain that Obi got away and he says no no no it was too easy they let us Escape but yeah Obi-Wan was also when he's saying like they're too precise and everything
he was talking about the Storm Troopers he knew which were clones who would have been very precise and think then he comes up against these new Storm Troopers which are just recruited CHS I love reference chimps recruited chimps yep I'm on board that 100% you little short for a Storm Trooper ar your arms a little long for a storm tro why are you wearing that little diaper I would love to film that there just all these Storm Troopers full at and just treating this chip like he's just another Storm Trooper there's no reaction or anything that don't mention next to Clint Eastward yep but isn't there an episode of Mandalorian where a couple of Storm Troopers are trying to shoots something and none of them can
get it yes and then he punches baby Yoda that's right yeah directed by a transphobe oh which one direct that and then the director had to come home and go please don't punch that too hard that costs $5 million that's right yeah I upstairs he came down that's right John favro across and said you know I was about to say I that was an outdoor scene but uh they don't do that anymore and will start soon but She-Hulk started this week she not only has She-Hulk started but evidently it's come out that one of I enjoyed it AB did you watch it I watched it and enjoyed it it was a bit of fun it's silly I don't know if I want silly I like silly every now and again and I think that's I've been missing
from Marvel a little bit is when they went down that sort of series p with some of the stuff this is just a this is sort of like a dram sort of we've got it's got that feel for it I think so I'm All In All In All In All In better than first episod this is fun um I haven't watched M Marvel's I Target at a at a younger audience what yeah y I didn't mind Miss Marvel but it wasn't I thought this one was aimed at an audience with different genitals is that not the case it's just silly jokes just thr out okay okay rocked around with the Hulk in the first
episode all right and yeah it's fun how much of it watch it yeah watch all the first episode all the first only there's only one episode okay it'll be a weekly thing and so the weekly episodes will take us up so I think they've Ed it quite well so these will happen and then the week after this finishes we go straight into Andor so I've got something to watch every week for next few months do you guys see you know we talked a little about how Netflix were sheding subscribers against their will and um Disney plus now has more subscribers than Netflix which is funny because I remember when Disney plus came out and they weren't producing any content and we were like this is not going to last cuz it was just the
Mandalorian that anyone wanted to see so yeah anyway turns out people like it well I think the people are sort of finding is I can get rid of Netflix and get one or two I can get Disney plus and another streaming servers for less than paying Netflix actually I think it's worth pointing out though that you guys get a lot more on Disney plus than we do I think that is true but doesn't Disney plus over there come with Hulu or do you have to pay extt no I I pay for Hulu and I pay extra to get Disney plus okay I am annoyed at Netflix because it started autoscaling resolution based on your connection okay and I would rather be able to dial that in myself and buffer yeah um because i' I found myself
watching things on Netflix and going oh and then going to the Pirate Bay and downloading them just so I can watch them full HD yeah sure Luke um now I haven't seen She-Hulk but there's an actress called Jam Jam yes she she came I'm not sure she her character came in the very end of episode one I I quite like her she was in the good place okay I I watched the first episode of good place I didn't like it wasn't for me but um but I I hear she's a talented actress um she sustained an injury while shooting the she shehulk show um she injured her anus I think I watched a different She-Hulk than that one because I don't I watched different anus wow this this show must take a real
turn well the Hulk grows when he uh the Hulk grows when he gets angry so yeah maybe that's what happened why was he angry while he was inside her I don't know watch made she was like I want you to stop he was like episode six stick around um she said she doesn't know exactly when it was but that it was due to a rigorous combination of jiujitsu kung fu and aerial combat okay um that she sustained an injury to her sphincter okay no more specific details what does that mean being very vague about it okay all right well I wish her but the best speedy recovery jeez
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