Punching the Cannibal: Bruce Campbell Retires as Ash & Infinity War Review

[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy so I've been watching a fair bit of Television lately okay I've been watching a certain reality television show I know shocking okay yeah and I've come to a decision that may shock you all okay okay there's a lot of shock there go on there is a lot of shock I have decided that I should never open a restaurant wow yeah sure okay were you were you weighing that up as a possible future career change no okay right so this is more of uh and even if they do invite me back I'm still not going to go kind of scenario yeah now all of is I've

been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares for some reason okay it's a great show to have on in the background while you're playing a game and then yeah I just came to the realization I yeah I shouldn't be a chef or own a restaurant because it requires effort have you ever cooked anything I guess is the first I cook all the time at home what do you cook just you know not not to Sal salmon okay you cook salmon all right anything else cook salmon yeah uh steak chops okay all right vegetables there you go all right I do the cooking here thank you very much those are all foods all right when I lived by myself when I lived by myself no see that I did no cooking cuz I remember when Matt lived by himself uh he cooked as well but what what his cooking was was uh a

string of rollos wrapped up in a pancake and put in the microwave that did happen that literally what more do you need I mean sick and listeners think that's a joke that's not a joke I did once think that would that would suffice for dinner that would be a decent dinner yeah and I I was told to my car c I was to my face panc that is not a good idea but I didn't listen but apparently uh you're you've you've stepped up from there quite a bit uh yes so but not enough to open a restaurant cuz I do recall your refrigerator uh at your apartment when you lived by yourself was so iced over that you actually

physically couldn't use it and it was literally uh just a giant block of ice in the in the Kitchen yes and it's also just a bar fridge yes well it I mean technically it wasn't it was like as I said just a big block of ice but all I had enough room in there to keep keep Coke cold for my Scotch sure and then if if you ran out of room you could just chisel a space I had all my priorities right if you hadn't done this research and determined that this is not your best interest what kind of restaurant do you think you would have opened ooh not a very good one look there's plenty of there's plenty of not very good restaurants out there so I don't see why that would make you any different I think I would have been even worse than those ones okay okay I've

been to some pretty [ __ ] ones is there a Nichi in camber that you think is not being like met like some kind of you know some kind of I want to say uh you know some type of food don't need to make there's not enough foods that just serve like sugar okay okay so like he's a bowl of runs well I know uh I know a Chef that could probably come and cook for you then uh Matt are you available because I think this is the opportunity of a lifetime for you I'd have to look up my old recipe it's been a while I don't quite remember although no wait I don't cook either because there's so many restaurants that already do the cooking that uh just never really never really found myself in a position where I couldn't get pre-cooked food so

I've seen I've seen I've seen some sort of roast going on at your house in in photographs oh that's true yeah I was going to say not partipate in that or you no I participate in it yeah no look but I wouldn't if somebody else would cook it for me if you know what I mean there's like having a Sunday roast is not really something I can go out for here so I've never understood the Sunday roast what like I I'm not a fan of them really oh no man that's that's my jam is it you don't like the food in general or you just don't like being forced to eat something on a Sunday yeah I think that's what it is the food I sort of don't mind when I have it but I think it's being forced into go into that situation where it's normally a family thing like panc you just don't like

families you don't like your own family I love my family like pancake Tuesday or whatever it is like no I like pancakes when I pancake and roll Tuesday I think it's just it's just the big thing that's sort of made out of it I don't like that look Luke it took God six days to create the Earth and on the seventh day he had a Sunday roast okay so why do I have to have one look I've been watching some reality TV lately as well um and uh and I've also learned uh something Luke so you're not alone I've been watching Bachelor in Paradise and I've decided that I don't ever want to be a drunk and desperate Bogan on the beach so there's that what do you mean that's the dream Luke's like looking at his checklist yeah done that yeah no that's that's a lie Luke has never been to the

be Beach that's true I have been across the road from a beach right which beach have you been across the road from Bondi why the beach the checklist and he went close enough tick yeah I can see it wanted to people wanted to go to the beach and I went fine I'll go and then I found the pub just before we got to the beach and I went I'll wait here for you okay that's fair because I did say drunk desperate Bogan at the beach you've ticked off a couple but were you desperate I've I I used to always be Des desperate that's true okay the story checks out yeah yep I was a very yeah back in the day went about that time yep could say I was desperate willing for anything mhm

literally anything yep guys there's an elephant in the room this week because there's something we're going to talk about that I'm sure the listeners are probably interested to hear what we have to say about it but I think spoilers well no no no I think we should wait till later I'm just I'm just making sure they know that we are going to talk about we end on it yeah because I feel like we talk for a few other things and then we go leave now if you don't want spoilers yeah but I think we can give some spoiler-free Impressions first but we are we are talking about the uh there's a little indie film that came out this week uh called uh what it uh uh forever fighting something like that and uh and that came out and so Infinity War

that's uh that's a lot of Wars yeah yeah yeah so we are going to talk about it I just thought we'd give the people who haven't seen it something to listen to first so we will get to it but before that we got some uh got some news you guys want to talk about yeah well I mean there's there's quite a lot of news today there's some followup as well uh and we've been pretty D our follow for three weeks in a row now yeah amazing God okay so what's the followup well we talked a little little while ago uh We've I think maybe more than once we've talked about this case where there was a gentleman who made his own submarine in Danish General yeah so we uh we like uh weird eccentric people who make their own things on here

we've also reported about the uh the guy who made a rocket you know yes oh can we follow up on that next week and we also like um crazy Psychopathic Killers and this story combines them both yeah I think this guy made a rocket too at some point if I recall correctly he did he just didn't we he didn't make the rocket we talked about and we talked about him because he made a submarine and then specifically what he did in the submarine yeah so uh this is is Peter rocket Madson the Danish inventor who he tried to put himself into space at one point and then he also built a submarine called the Nautilus uh because I guess that's original so so did he build the submarine first I don't think cuz to me you s to me I'd build a submarine first and then try to go to space not the

other way around I think he tried to go to space so he tried to go up uh and end up going down instead and so he was like the second time around [ __ ] it I'm just going to I'm going to purposely go down I think I've received a message from God and I'm going to just head down this time and I might take this woman with me and uh give her a good old murder yeah so we talked about this a reporter who was assigned to cover this head might just uh that off y yeah so he uh a reporter that he took on the submarine she was assigned to cover the story of the submarine I guess uh took her out for a run and uh she never came back and obviously people were asking questions parts of it came back eventually yeah not all of them uh I don't think I think still not all of

them um but yeah we did talk about before uh basically yeah he murdered her um he first said that uh that first he said that he dropped her off which everyone was like right and then he said oh wait no sorry I forgot the hatch fell on her head and she died that's what happened and then they went doesn't look like that uh it looks like uh she was murdered and he said oh no that's right she died of asphixiation from the carbon monoxide in the submarine so I cut her head off and tried to hide the body and they were like right why didn't you die and he was like yeah you're right yeah I did murder her he could pish breath longer so yes he he went ahead and sunk the submarine after that which I'll argue is what a submarine is for even

when it's done successfully it's still sunk right yes it is a little suspicious though he sunk it good and proper yeah little bit suspicious yeah that's right um yeah hiding the evidence or as some people have suggested an attempted Su suicide attempt that he later backed out of yeah he's now been given life in prison for the uh murder and and also the rape of the reporter apparently as well he went all in on that that's right although his lawyer has argued that he should not be charged with rape because you can't prove that rape occurred because that particular part of her body has still yet to be found right well actually that's actually um pretty good defense right I guess so you can get get him for the murder and of the

dismembering of the body yeah well look life in prison uh as long as that I think that covers pretty much everything anyway so well life in prison is actually a lot shorter over there that's true 16 years about average of 16 years are you saying that prisons are so violent in Sweden that you'll probably get killed within 16 years no it's just that that their sort of long-term jails aren't really a thing they sort of rehabilitate people and send them back out fair to kill again cuz remember there was a guy in Sweden or something that went out and shot all those kids and he's only going to get like 14 years or something all those kids guess they were badly behaved kids yep oh some political camp for children or something oh yeah I know

what you're talking about oh yeah they had those back in uh back in the' 40s whoa chop that out of you want no no no said it can go in cuz no rert we all need to start practicing people may listen to this live one day and so you need to be ready for you say it it's heard well I mean if you're listening live now and you're not but if you were then you would know that this week marks the official end to the Korean War wow so uh I mean how was actually only telling me today that it that it was still going on yeah so you'd be forgiven for thinking that the Korean war ended in 1953 3 years after it started however that was not actually an end to the war

that was simply a uh a ceasefire that continued for the next what is it 60 odd years yeah yeah and they decided to end the war today not today this week was a little photo from holding hands that's nice yeah I watched it it was really sweet they crossed over the border and hugged maybe they didn't hug maybe I made up that maybe they just they I did see pites walking around holding hands today yeah okay so our hug is probably not like well out of the question but it was really sweet um Kim Jong-un has come out and said that he's going to disarm uh North Korea in terms of um nuclear ballistics which I think is code for we never actually had any yeah we give up we you called up BL yeah and I assume uh

I assume that this historic um uh end to the conflict is uh is a response to uh Donald Trump's threat to bomb them back into the Stone Age yes yeah not that it's not you know the end justifies the means we're glad the war's over absolutely yeah yeah yeah no it's it's a good turnout no matter what but here's my question right because now uh North and South Koreans are free to walk across the border and interact with one another yeah are they allowed to cuz that's there's a difference between ending the war and just allowing that to happen Okay so the demilitarized zone is now going to be like a park or something where you can go and hang out you can't actually change your you

know place of residence yet but surely they're still worried that it's some point somebody's going to say well hang on the world's a lot longer than you told us it was Kim family yeah and um your grandpa wasn't the first human being was he you think maybe they maybe they were just playing along anyway yeah I kind of get that feeling right yeah well cuz yeah if you say anything bad you just go away yeah and they've got that three degrees of punishment thing you know about this so if you commit a crime your parents and your children get the punishment for that crime as well as you [ __ ] hell all right yeah so every everyone collectively is

like please just no one piss anyone off yeah just be good just behave guys just go along with the [ __ ] weird [ __ ] well this means Luke can now visit North Korea because you wanted to do that didn't you Luke I'd love to go there you can go there interesting you can go there I know people who have gone as as tourists yeah you just need I couldn't why couldn't you well who I because of where I work oh yeah yeah I can't go to Israel I wouldn't have a problem they would stop me going in wait you can't go to Israel I can't go to Israel because I've been to uh Muslim majority countries oh huh yeah and if I went to Israel I couldn't go to places like Indonesia and Malaysia which I I go to quite a lot for work I wouldn't wouldn't even have thought of that guess

you you have to a whole lot of weird stuff around that conflict yeah if you got to think about where you want to go in future if you're going to plan a holiday over yeah you the woods yeah yeah I I played nothing about my holidays I'd be screwed yeah we know I'd probably organized a trip to go from one to the other direct speaking of taking trips um guys I was I was not here last week right so thanks for um flying the flag though thanks for thanks for carrying on without me um you did report on some some pretty sad news yes we did um and and Luke actually Luke actually actually picked it so um I'm talking about the death of actor um and [ __ ] um ver

Troyer yeah and Luke Luke uh Luke proposed that perhaps I was I was not present last week because I was in morning g l went very quiet there cuz he's like what he's scared cuz i' never remember what I say well I uh I was I was in morning in fact being a close a close friend of Verns um and a prominent member of the um dwarf Watcher Community I uh I actually had to arrange the funeral myself oh um that's a shame so but I think uh I was recording I was recording at the time um you do so so Matt if you want to go ahead and play uh play that clip you'll see what I was up to last week welcome to a very special [ __ ] watch sorry dwarf watch we're going with dwarf [Music]

watch Welcome to Hollywood funerals how may I help you I'd like to arrange for a service certainly name of the deceased ver roer cause of death uh being too awesome I see here are his details thank you let me see here oh dear this is a child's funeral so sad no no he was 49 but it says here he's 2' 8 in that's right he was a [ __ ] sorry dwarf we're going with dwarf okay well I'll just go ahead and arrange a coffin for a length of 2' 8 in no his actual height is is just 2T make the coffin 2T but it says here the extra 8 in is his dick I see well do you have a picture of the

decease that we can place on the coffin uh yeah I'm sure I do here ah such a handsome dwarf what's he doing here that's him playing a Pinocchio puppet that's been inhabited by the soul of a serial killer well okay that might not be here's one and this is that's him emerging from Mike Meers birth canal still I I think we can find a more appropriate uh like this oh God being gang raped by monkeys chimpanzees is there something more tender perhaps a shot of him with a loved one try this this is from his sex tape and this lady his ex-girlfriend Renee Schneider nice tits right indeed and she is felating him okay let's go with the monkey shot

so uh yeah um that was a hard that was a hard uh a hard day for me I'm surprised you're back at work so I me erected obviously we got some uh some listener submitted news this week we've got two lots of listener submitted news for for some old I hope there uh I hope they're either dick news related or sex toy news related oh you're in for treat Dan we've got those listeners they always come around with the right kind of news uh as this will come as no surprise to anybody but cognac Legion has provided us with some fantastic dick news oh cognac Legion you are the dick [Laughter]

Queen uh it's dick news and this is a pretty interesting dick news I got to say yeah this is like science dick news just imagining a science dick like a dick scientist but uh imag oh just dick with a little lab code on aren't you yeah and glasses yeah so a a a veteran a war veteran is receiving a full penis and scrotum transplant in a medical first he got his uh now junk blown he his blown off now I just want to know did he get to sort of choose the penis choose the penis to go I want that one but that color and oh I get you yeah like that one and they're like um well we thought maybe something more in this this C and he's like no no no I want this one they're like so not going to match the color of the rest of your skin don't care the curtains and the drapes

don't need to match my friend there's uh there's a quote somewhere about how he said that you know when he first had his [ __ ] and balls blown off you know he thought life wasn't worth living but that now that he's got a new one it it is again and I can I can kind of relate to that you know what I mean like that's probably how you'd feel right but I do also wonder it would only be that way if the dick they gave you was as good or better than the dick you originally had because if you sat there without a dick with a gaping womb where your dick used to be for however long it's taken them to do the research here right and then finally they're like we're going to give you a new dick and you're like praise the Lord um and then you

wake up if you've got you got like a a little yeah like a little CH or something you're going to be like well guys thanks for [ __ ] nothing this I'm sorry so that's just what we had lying around what you had lying around yeah yes but it is I mean it raises that whole question of you know if he if he does meet a girl is he he still can't really have sex because it's not his dick no no just a threesome then but you he needs Express consent from that third party well you guys know that that's kind of half true right they replaced the penis and the scrotum but they wouldn't give him the guys balls because of the ethical implications of if he impregnated someone with somebody else

sperm is that true yes wow wow we are in the future my friends yeah that is amazing I'm just amazed that they were able they thought they' be able to make that work as well yeah like that's the that's the stage we're at like yeah we could do this but should we yeah give it a year will he use this dick for good or evil and they call up you know like the the some eth Ethan what do you call called someone who works on ethics like a psychiatrist or something someone looks into the field of ethics and they're like we got this thing going on and he was like guys I'm real busy I don't have time for this [ __ ] yeah he was like is it right that we replace the dick and balls it doesn't feel right and

he's like oh fine just the dick not the balls then is that can we compromise there I've got to go my wife's just put sering up dinner what I like about the way that this article's written though um is that they refer refer to the donor like it's somebody who has like like a Kidney donor you know what I mean where you're like [ __ ] it but they're like you know the donor's testies were first removed it's like this is a dead body I'm assuming but they never refer to it as such no but yeah you really be hoping it was from someone who's dead not someone who I don't know some people do want to get their dicks cut off maybe no they say there's a line at the end of the article that covers that they have no plans to use this for that so they' that

in the B no that's not no this is a presumably a cadaba he's from my neck of the woods too he's from New England the I was G say I was G to say he or she and then I'm like no no he actually and then I caught myself again I caught myself again and I went you know what he or she whatever so how long before he could start using the dick uh I think it does cover that um that depends on what he wants to use it for he's got to uh well he can't use it to impregnate anyone that's right you take it out for test drive at some point oh yeah by the way he also lost his legs so uh I mean this this obviously wait wait did he get artificial legs or is he going [ __ ] the legs give me a [ __ ] he got a choice you can

afford or one [ __ ] and he's like [ __ ] just give me the [ __ ] I'm not even going to wait for to the thinking music yeah no that I don't know about that uh it I don't think the article says it just says that he lost his legs as well so you know what especially a bad day what's that it's like sir the donor is from Kenya okay so you've got two legs that could win you any marathon in the world so let me finish these sir if you just listen I will give you the options don't W the legs thanks CC Legion top stuff thank you dick Queen this is amazing we've got uh something else submitted from a listener this is from Darcy and Darcy yeah Darcy send this is

also great news yeah it's good news for there's other dick news if we want to talk about Dick news before we move on oh I'm sorry my bad yeah go ahead yeah I think go dick dick and then dick dick and then go on I want to finish sence no no no no I'm just I'm just keep keeping people guting I just want you to finish that sentence so that can be the clip we use of you in the opening credits down the track so it's dick dick and sex toys okay that's that's fine so um in Stockholm Sweden um there is now a fivestory erect penis um I should say a mural of a f story erect penis and uh oh look at the veins on that thing yeah and everyone is I mean this is It's Vivid isn't it you know oh yeah yeah like yondu is just lying down res are upset that's that's a

five story erect penis yeah yeah so there's there's been someone on the city CLE that said look we care about artistic freedom but at the same time come on come on there was a big red one in New York I think we covered that at one point oh covered it right up now the me I'm just trying to think like this wouldn't have taken like a day to paint you think people should have noticed think this would have taken a few days do you think someone might have gone excuse me what are you painting and maybe sort of cut that off a bit earlier they might had oh is that a giant rocket ship yeah now they put like a big uh a big scaffolding up with some sheets and stuff and everyone caught a glimpse oh it's blue it's like yeah it's just a big

painting of yondu don't worry about it mate Merry [ __ ] Poppins y'all yeah don't worry about it you're gon to love it you're GNA love it [ __ ] that is huge that is a huge blue dick oh would you like to know what the um painting is titled go yes [ __ ] the world was this was this painted by like a 13-year-old here's my art [ __ ] you it's Dan in high school but but you painted black over it because that's right a big blue dick at night I I'll it was it was preschool I was doing that all right fine not a high school I think if I was still doing it

at my high school my parents would have definitely been called back yeah yeah but if you were dick I was painting in high school were just Canyons yeah well if you want to uh if you want to see the big blue dick you better get over there because uh they'll probably yeah they are going to paint over this soon I I see it is going to be yeah I don't think it's going to be there for long at all so there you go now don't you sort of have to get permission to paint stuff on buildings I think you're supposed to I mean it seems like the only reason they're painting over you can paint whatever you want dick yeah vagina oh wait not the balls Oh I thought you calling me a dick yeah you're right Matt there is no balls here I guess that's that same ethical dilemma

they what if the balls someone got a mind of their own those balls hey speaking of um War veterans and their dicks oh mhm no this is about you mat I uh I sent I sent a link of somebody wanted to see an example of my work and I sent them something I kind of remember what I sent now but if you get sent a link from my Vimeo you can just scroll down and see other [ __ ] that's on there right yeah and so somebody the this client that that saw that called me later in the afternoon or texted me rather and said yeah um I had to look at some of your other stuff uh I watched um I watched the movie about the poor old

rapist I was like yes tell do I have some acting work is that what you're telling me what do you think yeah what did they say oh they didn't say anything they just wanted me to know that they had seen they had seen it yeah yeah Fair God that ended on such a sweet note he's no longer a rapist yeah that's right that's right that he says former rapist former rapist is now on to some really awesome sex toys what do you inside of sex toy news sex toy

news Darcy sent in some fantastic sex toys uh well not not not what he says he actual sex toys we just get a leag you get sex toys sorry that that that's not quite what I meant uh he's sent in a link uh to an article about some fantastic sex toys uh I've gone straight to the to the to the to the website yep screw the article and uh this is a geeky sex toys it's an Australian company and they sell uh their latest collection is the indulgers pleasure war and uh these are pretty good so this is uh this is uh a separate sex toy for every member of The Avengers and Thanos Thanos yeah um and if you're wondering whether it's male only no it's not it's not no and what I what I find interesting about it is that they've uh they've selected one or two of The

Avengers I I don't know how they know this but like one of one or two of these uh are anal toys you know yeah yeah so it's like oh yeah Hulk Hulk and Thor will [ __ ] you vaginally but uh Captain America he uh he likes the back door actually which I think is wrong I don't think Steve Rogers would go for the back door no no that's not that's not the American way no back then that would have be something he would have even thought about all he wanted to do back then was kiss a girl so sweet he's should have been some pair of wax lips Iron Man is also a butt plug and I think that Tony Stark is definitely a backo man yeah no that that that one's

right he's tried it all Thanos obviously is a fist it's the infinity fist the infinity Fist and uh Thor is uh M or Moon as it's called on here the name of it there uh hawass with an arrow dildo yep and I like agent gets me off which is Black Widow which is a what do you call that thing a a flashlight looking thing Pocket [ __ ] a what a pocket [ __ ] a pocket [ __ ] don't say that again please that's what they used to be called before flashlights I know but I uh I already to click through there's some Star Wars ones too oh yeah um the latest rang hand solo hand solo yeah dild DOA uh which is I guess Yoda's

dick uh space station ball gag yeah there is a uh red lightsaber blue lightsaber and green lightsaber dildos mhm of course there is yeah sorry sorry I'll correct you there they're laser swords sorry my bad legally distinct laser swords well let's be let's be fair I mean Luke Skywalker referred to the lightsaber in The Last Jedi as a laser sword so it was almost like just someone's parents who kind of see the movie in the periphery but don't actually know that much about it yeah uh and then I also click through they've got uh a Guardians of the Galaxy rage range they do man you can have Groot and mini Groot a they've got at the same time there is a pocket [ __ ] named

camora yep and of course there's star load yeah and there's even a the Destroyer look at that Angry Red Drax dick called dicks the Destroyer how I just want to like how are these guys able to get away with this or is it just one of those things where they're going look Disney are thinking look we probably could take him to court and get him to stop but then it's just going to bring more attention to it so let's just leave yeah I don't think Disney want to be in court over dicks maybe they didn't know about it plus I think there's parody laws that they're covered under yeah yeah yeah but I don't know when you've got like the the star the lights the light sword that just also looks like the handle of a lightsaber yeah I just I

think it's just one of those cases where they just go look yeah we'll bring more attention to it if we do take them to court let's just pretend it's not happening there's also a game of moans if you're wondering of course of course there is so my question is this is an Australian company which means Luke's going to have to buy one of these and review it so which one uh Darcy did suggest the uh the Yoda dildo might be a good choice for you why why would that be a good choice for me I know you tell me maybe he knows something we don't know no I'm having a close look at it it it just looks doesn't look Yoda enough for me it's not how you imagine Yoda's dict look

no judge him by his size do [Laughter] you I don't know I might get something the prices aren't too crazy basilis some kind of swamp disease off [Music] Yoda alone I have lived it sounds like racist years filthy green skins yeah [ __ ] swamp frog you can come with some good racial slurs for Star Wars aliens maybe you might get the hand solo you kidding me that's what you went with all right well well I mean at least that's something that he can [ __ ] as opposed to something that [ __ ] him yeah like I'm not I don't I'm not judging you

Matt if you want things that go up you that's fine no I just think it's weird that that you want to out of all the choices there you thought it's not weird it would be weird CH literally got harison on it Matt he's frozen in carbonite and couldn't couldn't say no back yeah yeah I was trying to find a way to say that that didn't sound all rapy but no look yeah no no all right or maybe the camora that's fine I do like green M the agent gets me off is too much money what's that the agent gets me off oh is it expensive $120 you get what you pay for mate I love it if you just click on the superheroes tab you kind of get a mixture of all of these uh and there's also one called spider coock which is literally just a red

dildo no no no if you click on the picture there is a picture of a spider on it as well oh okay right yeah Luke's been doing his yeah I wouldn't well you I had to try and pick something to review uh I just like to say there's also a five colored set called The Mighty moaning anal [Laughter] Rangers amazing and if you're wondering whether you can get the Green Lantern ring but as a [ __ ] ring yes you can oh uh if you uh if if you H I don't know how to segue from that into uh into go to the patreon uh if you like paying for pleasure we've got some new levels coming off yeah head over to patreon.com multiple nerdgasm and check it out we've

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Luke H I say I say we just go for it no no no what do you mean we could we could tell you could say whether you liked it or not without yeah do this is what we normally do is that the first week we just say whether we liked it tell each other that where wrong for liking it or disliking it and then the following week that's when we uh we busted wide open but what I'm happy to do I did like it okay okay I think they did a great job I was a bit worried about going into this with how many characters there were going to be yeah yeah absolutely and I know when I was watching I think now this isn't SP but I think when they had like the different sort of sets of characters on there I think it really changed the style of the the movie to how they are

right so I think like the the melding of the the personalities you mean like the the playoff yeah like when the Guardians were there it was that little bit more cooky and funnier that's not a spoiler spoiler that's in the trailer so yeah yeah that's yeah so yeah I just found that and I thought that they did really well in sort of joining sort of everyone together mhm mhm okay I I agree with that I'm not allowed to say anymore because of spoilers no I agree with that I I liked it uh was my favorite of of the Marvel movies by any stretch uh I thought it was fine I thought they did a pretty good job I was a little worried about being so many of them but I do think it was spread pretty thin because because there was just so much so much [ __ ]

[ __ ] going on uh but I did like it and I do want to watch it again H it was good difficult thing to pull off and and I think they managed it just I think no it wasn't my favorite either but I think it was excellent I really really loved it there's not really been many Marvel movies I haven't loved if I'm being completely honest um and I think I agree there's a but I mean this the fact that this one [ __ ] spanned galaxies you know like and we we've seen characters that we've only literally seen in Suburban neighborhoods on [ __ ] other planets right sure like pretty cool pretty cool so final spoiler-free thought uh go see it as good as worth it's worth your time is my opinion yeah definitely unless you

[ __ ] hate all of these movies uh and then don't bother oh yeah like if you if you haven't been a fan of any other Marvel movie don't think this one's going to change your opin if you haven't seen any of the other Marvel movies don't either because you won't understand what the [ __ ] is going on don't start with this one do not no in fact if you if you have not seen any Marvel movies I urge you to watch Iron Man and go from there yeah because they set up [ __ ] in Iron Man that's paying off now you know like it's well done this is this is a planned out 19 films yep yep absolutely some some things uh some continuity issues uh we

could talk about if you want spoiler section should we okay so we you want to talk about spoilers now so from now on let's not let's let give let's give everyone a week oh all right cool or are we just going to shove the spoilers at the end of the episode so that people who want to tune out can that's I'm saying like if you how long are we we're at 48 minutes so I don't think we should start I think we should leave it till next week when we have more time okay all right we want to make a special episode next week or something yeah done y great idea well yeah we we'll donate we'll not donate we'll dedicate half at least half the you know what I'm going to donate my time next week you know what no fee for me next week really next week's gonna be you me been getting

paid uh yeah we've all been getting paid dude have you not been getting paid I'm going to spend that money spend that money on beer no I haven't got a s whoa yeah because it also came out a little while ago that you've not been getting any sex from the listeners right so if you're also not getting paid what are you doing here D um yeah I I I'm I'm doing this for nothing you're just doing it for the love of our listeners EV I am winking at you they're not even showing me the love I am winking and I'm realizing you can't see what I'm doing but I think maybe we should just change the subject for the moment okay yeah yeah good idea um can I tell you about a video game that I've never mentioned on this podcast before called con and Exiles please do so con and Exiles is a

week from launch right May 8th that's really crept up yeah it really has I'm excited um there was a 64 GB update earlier in this week wow uh I literally had to delete whole [ __ ] games off of my Xbox wow right so I will not be playing um Assassin's Creed anymore [ __ ] no big loss um you can everything's different everything's [ __ ] different now seems like everything's better but it is I'm in that weird place now where I'm like quite quite a fair bit into the game but the mechanics of it have changed so much that I can't really do anything so uh I'm going to restart obviously uh next week when the game comes out and uh and

play from from the start what I would like to do if you guys have any interest at all in playing at any time uh I can always start a private server so that uh we can just kind of jump in and out as we see fit in the way that we used to do with Minecraft cuz I have been seeing that yeah we can set up a pro and I wouldn't mind doing that yeah neither would I because it means like you could you could not play for weeks and then just kind of jump in and then just see what else is new what's what's been built you know share resources all right I like Gathering resources that is literally all you do in this game man you gather resources and then while you're Gathering resources things come to try to fight you and you got to fight them it's

literally Minecraft but Conan it's going to be tough for me to find time when you guys are on to play but guess if doing that well that's say you don't need to play it the same time yeah okay all right no I cuz I'll be picking it up all right do it let's [ __ ] do it it's just a set it's a shame that we I will be playing it on the Xbox though because no dicks yeah definitely no dicks no dicks I think the dick would get distracting though like especially now because uh you used to play this game entirely in first person mode uh whereas now there's different actions that you do that Propel you into third person mode right yep um so you would see that dick waving about constantly no I think I don't I

don't think it would distract me for too long I think it'd be fun to see it for a while and then I just get used to it just like real life yeah exactly well fair enough all right so how much is this well you're not going to know how much it is here I'll check so uh $50 so it'll be $30 for you okay that's pretty good all right yeah H and Exiles I did play the demo uh I didn't know what the [ __ ] I was doing died and got frustrated yeah yeah that weekend where it was free right mhm yeah yeah yeah yeah I did the same thing and you know what I would have left it at that but a couple of weeks after that it was just still on my mind and I was like [ __ ] it I'm going back I'm gonna buy this [ __ ] game can I punch a donkey it's a

camel no I want to punch a donkey though there's no [ __ ] donkeys in the game although there's no camels as far as I know but there's also no gorillas and there's gorillas in the launch trailer so they must be adding new animals there there's an episode of this podcast called punching the camel there sure is I had a listener once say to me punching the camel hey hey hey and I was like I know what you're talking about cuz i' totally forgotten what I said and what I meant by it yeah I think we were talking about Conan the movie Yes we were uh in fact we could have been talking about either of the Conan movies because he punches a canal a cannibal he punches a cannibal can we call this episode punching the cannibal please yes but in all seriousness he punches a

camel in both in the first Conan Conan the Barbarian he is drunk and he is uh stumbling around a city with uh his little Asian Mongol friend and uh he just punches a camel for no reason and then in the next film Conan the Destroyer he's with a completely different sidekick a blond guy who somehow knows that Conan has a beef with a camel and points out the camel to Conan and Coman punches it have you guys seen Conan the Destroyer yes it's so it's it's a different writer it's a different director is that the one red shows up in uh am I thinking of something else or is it is there two of them or three of them there's only two movies there's two and then red Sonia yeah yeah I thought is in red Sonia oh maybe that's

what I'm thinking but he doesn't play Conan but the character is Conan okay yeah but it is it is terrible like Conan the Barbarian is written by um John milus and uh Oliver Stone right like it's like a legitly [ __ ] well-crafted film and the second one is just like somebody bought the rights to the sequel here's another movie mind you Arnold looks [ __ ] great in it he is in top shape well he's a professional he is but I mean the first Conan is just a big dude right whereas in the second one like you can see individual muscles isn't the second where they try and get him talking more uh and try and explain more of the story

to be fair he does speak better English by that point in his career so it's kind of okay but there's something there's something really good about the fact that Conan barely speaks yeah you know in Con the Barbarian yeah I think it's 45 minutes into the film before he says anything like one of the things is like what gods do you worship or something cro I worship CR yep I might start worshiping crom actually yeah lives under a mountain how are you you're talking to right now yes yes I am how do you talk to C I'm usually a bit more formal with him yeah ah hey gorgeous give him a scratch under his chin a you treat your God so well you treat them nice they're nice back no trade him mean keep him Keen we got some sad news this week I

think uh Luke's a bit destroyed very very sad especially cuz I actually just finished watching the entire series oh man I've got to go back and catch up I'm well behind I haven't season 3 of this show which is Ash versus evil dead well Ash and Evil Dead generally speaking uh will be linked no more yes which it sort of it's it's sort of hard because I know that like the the finale just came out today and I did find this season was a little slow in some parts sorry we've not actually said what the news is Bruce Campbell is no longer going to be playing the role of Ash in the Evil Dead films or TV series well that's because

they recently canell the show yeah and Ash uh Bruce kampbell eventually said look we'll try and do something and then he came out and went you know what I'm retiring yeah he doesn't as Ash he does so he's retiring from acting got to pay pay the bills somehow yeah which is it is sad because other than that uh movie that Sam Ry made that never got released that's like an amateur family film at best oh yeah yeah Within the Woods Bruce Campbell has played Ash from his first movie you know yes and he was Ash when I had not seen him in anything else and he kind of got a bit of cult status from that and got another few rolls out of it some some good good rols but he is Ash that's how everyone knows him yeah and it's sort of I don't know it's sort of a weird thing like if you

could get a season 4 I I think it'd be crazy to say no to it because while he has worked in some other things they're not exactly a grade movies or anything we're not going to see him in the next Avengers movie I would love to see that though he's available now if he's not if he's not tied up with ass versus evil dead he is available for the next Avengers y he was in all the Spider-Man movies that's true no sorry not all of them all the same r ones yeah literally every Samy movie that yeah all the good ones well the two good ones and the one okay one n dude what are you saying I watched Spiderman Homecoming this week and it's [ __ ] fantastic yeah it is it's very

good I can't believe it took me this long to see it yeah it's a good movie yeah I'm surprised cuz yeah that movie was great legitimately good y the villain in that is just yeah you feel sorry for him yeah I can't I mean I feel I'm still mad that he stole my role but he did a good job so yeah look Matt we were all picking for you and you know that's why I boycotted the film for this whole time yeah but uh appreciate that I appreciate that if you're going to lose the role uh that you were born to play uh vulture to anyone I'm I'm glad it was to uh Batman yes but you also played in a Batman film so I guess in a way it's kind of fair right true yeah that's a good point and I was in um The Dark Knight risers so

yeah oh yes that's the Batman film I meant what other one Are You The Dark Knight risers trailer is what I meant to say yes yes and as far as some people know you were in their actual film yes yeah now I'm not going to give any spoilers for the ending of season 3 of as versus evil d cuz it only just came out like a few hours ago okay but remember the original ending to um well not the original the special ending for Army of Darkness yes which I actually thought was the actual ending forever yeah I've had arguments with people cuz we'd seen different versions of the film yep so the ending I first saw in alwaysa was the ending was the one where he takes uh seven drops of the liquid and sleeps for 700 years instead

of 600 and wakes up and the world's [ __ ] up yeah that was the special edition ending yes well cuz I always I waited a long time cuz I was hoping they were going to make that next movie right and then it never came and then I got this and now at the ending of season 3 looks absolutely amazing and it sort of it's got me with that feeling that I really want to see it but now I know it's never going to happen it's made me s look you never know right I really hope because why' you say yeah it it will it will leave you with that feeling again like what are they going to do next yeah because you know who else has retired just really [ __ ] Trent resar uh kiss really uh no that's what I'm saying in the past they've been like

oh we're done oh yeah and oh and then they just were like oh you know what we're not done I was that was just here's a little bit more that was just the marketing so so you know I I think it'd be crazy to stop playing Ash but I can understand if he doesn't actually no I cannot understand if he doesn't want to play Ash anymore well would you be to step in if if he is done no God no no one could fill those those shoes those mockasin Bruce Campbell is Ash y except for the movie what the most recent movie Evil Dead which was also great I mean I really enjoyed that yeah yeah literally someone else think they could get her

and come and continue in season 4 I think it would be a bit hard for people to that movie was good understand the CH like to think they just wouldn't re they wouldn't like rewrite it they just recast it that movie is very different in Tone It me it's great it's a very different in tone to Originals that was a good movie REM I liked it the first and second movie are very different in tone yes and the second and third movie are quite different yeah I mean not very different but yeah they are well the thing I find about the first and the second one because the first one's actually I don't know I found actually scary the first Evil Dead yeah and then the second one is exactly the same movie but funny yes yeah F second one is [ __ ] amazing I love the second one

yeah it really is I love it so much I don't I'm I know it's stupid and it it doesn't and then and then Army of Darkness is a sequel to the first one it just ignores the the second one completely like yeah but with the tone of the second one not the tone of the first one yeah yeah oh man they're so good they really are and in some ways commentaries are better than the actual movies yeah put point out people in the background that aren't supposed to be there and all sorts funny stuff point out where the moon has been superimposed in I didn't really need to point that out it's fairly obvious it's a big box around it yeah y I love that movie I love it so

um in other news uh you guys like magic yeah yeah me too it's all right yeah just all you mean like uh like doctor strange that kind of you're talking about doctor strange and yeah yeah yeah I guess um David Copperfield you familiar with this guy oh yeah the real life Str date super yeah did didn't he he did yeah famous for making the Statue of Liberty disappear oh yeah yeah um yeah also does a uh a nightly Show in Las Vegas right right where he uh performs a particular trick every night called The Lucky 13 which he gets 13 people from the audience up on stage covers them up with a sheet uh they disappear and then um several minutes

later they reappear appear at the back of the theater and that's the uh the closing finale of uh of each episode right um anyone want to haard a guess right now how he performs this trick um magic MH okay it's good uh I assume it's somewhat like the prestige in that he just clones them murders The Originals yeah yeah um no you'd be appointed to find uh s spoiler for the prestige if you haven't seen the prestige I apologize excuse me it's been more than two weeks since the prestige has come out although I'll say this it is an absolutely amazing movie and you should go and watch it right now they're all

twins that's what it is it's 13 twinsies uh no um they simply go out the back and then walk through a tunnel to the front and then get told to go out and say Tada and that's the trick so I mean it is the most disappointing trick ever really I mean I guess all magic is once you hear how was that's what that's what they all are yeah so the reason we know this is because he has been forced in court to reveal how he does Lucky 13 uh because somebody tripped over while running from the front of stage to the back of stage and has sued for medical expenses uh and in court the uh the judge told him he had to uh he had to tell him how the trick was done so he could make his Judgment of course uh David Copperfield didn't want to reveal yeah and the judge

said um so 13 people every night find out how to do it and he's like yeah he's like and how many years have you been doing it he's like 10 years he's like right that's quite a lot of people who already know how to do this trick so you can tell me and who all would have also would have gone sat back down and go this is what happened to their part I like to imagine he was in court and how'd you do it and he goes Magic and the judge is like he's like yes your honor how did you do the trick It's Magic It's Magic oh fine [ __ ] you yeah that's right or as you said Matt he just like well I'd like to um like to show you a little movie called The Prestige it's a documentary yeah behind the

scenes documentary on how I uh put this trick together it's a trick taught to me by Tesla yeah and David Bowie is this a trick taught to me by David Bowie before he died yeah yeah yeah so the gentleman's name is Mr Cox G going to say that Cox what a [ __ ] what a Cox so they're saying he didn't slip off get injured by their negligence he tripped and just hurt himself I've worked out how they could have done this in court and that it would have been okay make the judge disappear oh I guess I guess I'm judge and the 12 people on the jury yeah the judge appears at the back of the it's not a murder trial we now know how to do

it now I'm pretty sure it was a small claims court yeah the [ __ ] jury of 12 to Judge David Copperfield that would be funny though if they made him just perform it in court and he had to make them disappear I think it'd be great yeah I'd like to I'd like to been there when he said it like well how do you perform this this magic trick and he's like the sheet goes over them and we take them out a door and they go into a corridor that takes them to a different part of the theater and then they come out and then I say to everyone I've made them magically go there and I I just really hope that the judge was like you serious that's it y I hope they which if you had have asked yeah if that's how everyone would

have assumed it was done before even knowing about the yeah if he had to guess right yeah I hope when he he turned up for court right they were like oh next up Mr Cox versus Mr Copperfield and then Mr Cox walks in and then they bring David Copperfield in like uh Hannibal Lector Style on one of those things where the thing of it and they bu him up to the up to the booth or whatever that thing is throw a sheet over him and then he's like T you're like yeah that would have been good or uh if he had to act it out for the court but without the use of any like sheets to cover him up so that the judge could actually see what happened going to say without any people no but I mean it's just like David Copperfield standing at the front going okay and

then I go over here and he just walks to another part and he goes and now I say and now I'm over here there's no way like if there's not [ __ ] music playing and smoking [ __ ] Magic's pretty lame yep and then copperfield's like all right now I don't want you to say the verdict I just want you to think of the verdict look look look at me right this is the verdict he's like you got it you got it and he's like I've got to pay the guy don't I he's like yes you do was that the verdict you were thinking of yeah oh that's a shame yeah pretty much what I thought yeah oh David Copperfield looks different to how I imagine him looking in this photo I think it's just because the last time you would have seen a picture of him

would have been quite a few years ago I remember he walked through the Berlin Wall at one point or was it the great no Great Wall 1989 because Great Wall of China I could walk through that wall now I I'll I'll stop you there too there's also not one Great Wall of China there's several Great Walls and there are massive gaps in between them so you this is on TV special when I was a kid he walked through I think it was a great w of China probably wasn't the billian wall could have been when I was a child put that out well you know what he you know the uh because the famous trick is he made the Statue of Liberty disappear and like famous people they like Oprah was there right like right but you know how he did the trick Skeptics like

Oprah no but exactly right right so the audience are on a round platform right with their chairs facing the Statue of Liberty right they're on you know they can see the Statue of Liberty right yeah he puts a sheet up around them there's someing noises and their chairs shake a little bit and then the curtain drops down but only in one part so that they can see straight out in front of them and the Statue of Liberty is no longer there right right then that curtain goes back up their seats shake a little bit again there's a woring sound the curtain drops down and there's the Statue of Liberty again and they couldn't figure it out could it work that out they're like [ __ ] man this guy's legit

magic well that sounds silly I kind of wish I'd been there for it not that so You' be like I think we've just moved a bit I think we're just not facing the Statue of Liberty anymore yeah can I look at that side of the curtains I just got to go to the L I'll be back in a minute I'll be back when the statu back is there a toilet in the statue not anymore disappeared is that really how he did that that's really how he did it David Blaine held his breath for two hours or something silly yeah that's more more impressive no that's not true it wasn't that long how long did he hold his breath for quite a while David bla I think it was like three minutes but that's a long time right yeah I like David Blaine he I whenever I think of

David Blaine I think of that YouTube series where he does magic for those two guys the makes his sweat disappear and the cheese that's appear in his drink have you seen that yeah I have yeah that's I you guys know Constantine Constantino that Australian goth magician I saw him when he came to Singapore oh yeah yeah Tino there you go yeah remember the amazing Jonathan yes I do yes I do yeah he was on hey hate Saturday quite a lot yes often often shoving pencils up his nose prop comedy yeah that's right yeah like Carrot Top Carrot Top oh God yeah but I've only

seen Carrot Top on parodies of Carrot Top yeah I've Carrot Top where is paring him so up again which movie PA Shaw is dead Carrot Top buys Paulie Shaw's house oh wow that's amazing it's an amazing movie so no Infinity War spoilers this week you'll have to wait till next week no he about but next week I'm going to I'm going to start off the episode saying someone who died just open with it the opening with it yeah the episode title for next week is going to be just a list of all the characters who died y yeah although Will point out there is a movie scheduled for next year so oh spoilers that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you

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