Give 'em the Nod: Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077 & FF7 Remake

God damn you Microsoft welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy wait Microsoft's here on the call don't be naive no no no the they're killing me they absolutely killing me what are they done now so with the whole game pass coming to Pizza a lot of games now coming across as well yes for a while now like a lot of the games have been heading towards there's going to be no sort of separate achievements so it'll just be like Xbox achievements oh sure now I'm starting to get Xbox and win 10 achievements to play everything twice yeah my backlog of games is already

ridiculous and it's only going to get worse now how inconsiderate of them cuz I'm playing through hellblade again now cuz I can get the achievements on win 10 oh I I downloaded that to play cuz you guys both told me it was really good and you need to and you have you started to play it or just down no no no no no that's that that ends the story that I have good story that's good I do recommend playing it maybe with headphones okay I I use a controller normally but I'll give it a go just play it with headphones for a totally new experience of not being able to control the character no it's just it's cuz she hears voices in her head and playing with headphones just makes it yeah okay quite yeah that's that's a good tip actually no it's a beautiful game cool

yeah cuz I got I have Game Pass I'm a little confused about this and I'm I I really should look into this more but I got a thing saying because I I bought 12 months at least of of live a little while back when I when I had to renew and then it asked me at some point do you want Game Pass and I said they said do you want game pass for a dollar for I think for 3 months and I said yes sure so I have Game Pass and then after E3 or during E3 it popped up and it said do you want Game Pass ultimate for an extra dollar for the entirety of your Live subscription currently and I was like yes so I I got that so does that mean I do I just know you were only getting it for

$3 initially well I don't I do I now just have that until my gold have expired is is that how it works yeah you current it's not like you can just keep buying gold and that'll keep going it's no but that's fine so 15 a month ultimate is 15 a month so it'll be and I'll have to renew it whatever the renewal price ends up at but I basically have it now for probably 10 months for a dollar so all you do is all you need to do is go and check is go to your Xbox go to account and go to payment and billing it'll show everything you subscribe to and when you'll next be charged okay all right I was just like I I think what they I think they're asking me if I want this for a dollar for 10 months in which case yeah I do I do want that yeah you do

want that is it there but I thinking it's yeah somewhere in the settings all right and like I said I really should have checked but I was just like I wanted to play a game and and I was like well that sounds like a good deal and I want to play a game so let's just go with yes look you probably won't use it Matt let's be completely honest but um you well yeah that's true it's nice to have well hellblade uh is part of it so uh I've installed it and we'll see if I play it if I play at least five minutes of it it's worth a dollar mhm you you'll play more than that hopefully it takes like about 10 minutes to actually start playing oh sure a slow entry into it where you're just watching a row a canoe oo that's exciting if you get my meaning wink wink she's she's in a log

canoe and she's paddling down a river I was going to say it's one of those games my Xbox game I don't know when it goes to cuz I just keep every time I go to like an Xbox event or something I get more codes for it and I just keep adding it on so I've got months and months and months I bought a while back I bought like a threeyear one and so it was it was [ __ ] ages before it ever even asked me and then when it finally ran out I was like oh man that's weird I have to pay again yeah E3 has happened obviously we're going to talk about that bit who do you think won uh we did Gamers Gamers won I tell you one one one of favorite things about the entire event was during

the Microsoft one where they're talking about their upcoming games and they start talking about gears pop oh yeah and there was just like no interest from anyone and a few groon well I felt like one of the biggest and best things that happened I think was Keanu yeah they showed cyber Punk which was I was I was like [ __ ] excited already gave a release date oh my God next April I can't wait so they show her this trailer which was [ __ ] excellent and then at the end in the game a character pops up and it's Kean Reeves clearly and everyone's like the [ __ ] and then ke Reeves comes out on stage and then everyone just starts losing their [ __ ] and Charming as [ __ ] it was [ __ ] just a really great moment you know cuz you can actually see he was like in a little bit of awe about

how people were so excited for him to be there he was a little thrown back by it yeah he he said afterwards he didn't realize because they tried to warn him and say this is not like you know CU he does corporate events sometimes and they said no probably not going to be like the others you've done like this is I think these people are going to be pretty [ __ ] excited to see you especially cuz because they're excited to see the game too uh yeah but apparently he was not expecting them to [ __ ] yell [ __ ] at him one thing that annoyed me with that whole exchange where someone said your breathtaking and now they're getting like a free collector's edition don't get don't reward reward people for yelling out at that stuff I agree with that the guy is

not accepting the reward he's told him to donate the money to to a charity instead which I thought was pretty neat I find that weird on his part just just take it if they're going to give it to you but no my thing is you shouldn't reward these people because you get a lot of people yelling out crap yeah yeah he went with it though he he took it and went with it yeah yeah it worked out okay bad say what he yelled out was bad but I'm saying yeah it encourages people to do that yeah and some people aren't quite as quick on their feet and yeah it's it's like when you're at the movies and someone yells out or you know like a Zinger and it's just like what are you doing mate that's not like someone not funny like George castanza you don't think George Gan is funny no

no no no when he yelled out in the movies I don't you know what I don't think I've seen I'm assuming that's a Seinfeld episode yes yeah and it gets a good reaction so he goes back to that same movie every session to make that same comment all right that sounds funny I guess I should watch Seinfeld yeah you really should watch Seinfeld you're a little late to the party but I think it's still funny yeah it's still going isn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah season 30 something episodes every Monday Y no but the worst thing was they they the kananu came out and everyone was like oh [ __ ] yeah and then cyber Punk was just like [ __ ] going to be the best game ever and then they showed like a couple of Little Indie titles afterwards and I felt like oh

man like not that they look bad but it's just like they how compete with cyber Punk follow up [ __ ] Kiana Reeves live on stage is like that should have been the mic Dr at the end I think yeah well considering that cyber Punk is one of the most kind of sought after titles right now like everyone's looking forward to it and you know they didn't even have to have a Keanu and they still would have gotten a great response but they had a Keanu you know and evidently he's going to be like a big character in the game he's not just sort of like yeah he's got his dialog you couldn't you couldn't even play as Keanu in the [ __ ] Matrix Game you know yeah that's right good yeah yeah apparently he's got enough dialogue that you know like a typical

main character uh like like geralt has the same amount of dialogue as [ __ ] Kean Reeves has in this game so you did they' cast Keanu as geralt instead of uh Superman I think it would have been a better fit as I could see it Matt Matt's Matt's just not not even going to dignify that with a response no would you prefer keano or caval I know who I'm with sounds like an old segment that this podcast would have had I was actually Imagining the game with keanu's voice as geralt which I'm a Witcher yeah I could take care of this problem if you have the coin I think you'd be good um yeah I'd play it I'd play it there should be some kind of mod that you can download that turns any

games voice actors into K Reeves they used to do that for games any anytime that like you know there' be a mod that be like you replace all the gun noises with going wow wow yeah wow I do I do remember Dave moded Doom back in the day so that every time you shot someone they went no piss off and there was that Simpsons Doom mod where like they burp yes like Barney's burp whenever shot something uh the good old days ah the early days of the [Laughter] internet now the only mods I know offer to make people naked yeah those are also popular [ __ ] yeah man cyber punk I can't wait it's going to be so good I think it's a little odd that it's not

launching with the Scarlet so the Scarlet the new Xbox console they announced end of next year I just thought that was a little odd cannot wait but then I also don't want to wait yeah I thought so to I thought this would be perfect for a NextGen release but uh then again I mean I'm happy to play it 6 months in advance like yeah I got I was getting impression it was going to be a next gen game but evidently not so well I guess I mean it'll run on my Xbox so that's good yep and then I can wait until the end of the year and buy the new one but yeah it's just I I was just surprised that's all I think a lot of people are surprised with how early it's coming out it's still forever away but I was still expecting 20 long time since they

announced it like and I know games take a long time it's just that it normally I I guess it's not normally that long between when they're announced and when they come out and when it is it usually means they're not going to come out like Jude Nick and forever or um yeah was another what was the really famous one that sequel to oh wait is the Last Guardian the last guardan eventually came out remember and that wasn't very good Final Fantasy 15 was like 10 15 years the making or something crap is that true ridiculous like that yeah I think I think so that was like that was one of those games oh Kingdom Hearts 3 oh yeah there you go is Final Fantasy 15 good I enjoyed it but I like those types of games I don't know what those types of

games means anymore because they Chang the way the Final Fantasy games work yeah I do miss the whole like the combat style now it is a bit more fle free flowing and I don't I I don't know I do miss and I'm like maybe I would like these new ones cuz I think I got I think I got burnt out on that that kind of style of game so well now it's more it's easier to play these games because uh with time so those when you're playing like Final Fantasy 7 and stuff and you got to wait for your combat to the combat takes forever so this just sort of speeds it up and feels like you're playing more of a game yeah right okay much better than 12 where you didn't actually have to push a button to play that's stupid that was seriously like you set up you you set up orbs which how

your characters will fight and then when their power raises up they'll just attack however they're set up to attack and that's all you had to do sit back didn't have to move change the thing oh it's perfect for you though you can play something else while you're playing it yeah multitasking sounds like the Final Fantasy version of Roid Rage well they well they also gave an uh um they also gave a release date for Final Fantasy 7 the Remake oh yeah yeah which I mean I I don't have a PlayStation and I'm probably not going to get one so will you be getting one for this Luke no no it's it's going to come out on Xbox oh you think yep I'll put money on it actually that would I mean that would be very smart over them

to do that actually I'm just really hoping because I'm not going to go and buy a PlayStation 4 and I really want to play this game is it going to be as good as the the first time you played the original Final Fantasy 7 do you think no all right good then we agree y I'm playing through the original at the moment as well yeah cuz they just re-released it on the Xbox it looks a little janky I don't know if I can do it the one thing I like about is you can speed up time oh yeah so when you get to the part of the game where you just need to grind to get stronger yeah yeah speed that up three times that's one of the best features of uh Bravely Default the 3DS you know jrpg game you can just push

the speed up and blast through the fights then again what's I don't know it's kind of that that comes back to your thing about Final Fantasy 12 though where you're just sitting there watching them do things right yeah but that's during the grindy be that's fine all right fair enough I can change for I'm I'm I'm a strange person I'm hard to work out I don't understand myself half the time I noticed speaking of Witcher Witcher 3 is coming to switch which must be quite a terrifying Prospect for you Matt because it m means that whatever little free time you once had is gone so we might as well not talk about any other games because you're not going to play them cuz when you've got The Witcher on your switch you you're just going to be playing that oh my S knows

it yeah your switcher [ __ ] I can't believe that they've done this you can play me at work whoa it's so weird that they were able to get it to run on switch I'm I'm the video you know there's some compromises there it doesn't look the same as it does on on my Xbox but I'm so surprised that they were able to do it but then also like when you're going to be playing it though you're not going to be playing on a big screen you're going to be playing handheld I'm going to guess so you don't actually need to have it yeah exactly well exactly and I I'm like huh I I just I know I was I'm so surprised that they were able to do it and I'm excited to to to try it out I mean like I play Skyrim on the switch and I don't I don't really notice or

care that it doesn't look as good as the you know extended edition or whatever it is on my Xbox does it's Skyrim I'm just playing the game so yeah [ __ ] man you know what I'm I'm actually starting to get to a stage where and I was actually even thinking about this when they've announced the Scarlet um I'm not actually concerned too much about Graphics as much anymore right and one of the great things I they was saying about the Scarlet which yes it's going to be more powerful they're saying like they're aiming to get rid of load times yeah and I'm sort of at that stage where yeah I don't really Graphics are fine if they don't get better now I'm happy they can stay as they are but you just get let it load faster I think there's a point of diminishing returns with

graphics and we've HD it like I remember when new games used to look clearly better than old games whereas that hasn't happened in a very long time for me like yeah in in my head like you're talking about you know things not looking quite as good on the switch as they do you know on the Xbox I have this thing where every time I play a new game on the Xbox I think that's what games always look like yeah sure yeah no I I remember games more generously than they actually look when I think back on it's great when you go back and replay something you really yeah like I remember we talked the other week about into the Eagles Nest on the commo 64 luk and I I think discussed it and I in my memory that was a really beautiful

64 game and I look at screenshots of it I'm like [ __ ] me that's what that looked like and I thought that was amazing like I'm think like Tator I'm go look at old Tator s like I used to beat off to this I never did I just wanted to say that joke it's fine that's the story I'm going with you could just oh look speaking of beating off can I segue just for a tiny bit just to give some fall up yeah so can't say no to that five six years on this podcast we had a discussion about whether or not the uh the Apollo Astronauts would have jerked off on the Moon yes right so I was at lunch today with some friends and and I something came up and I mentioned something about jerking off on the moon and a friend of mine said oh actually I've I've done a lot of research into

this and uh it turns out he's really [ __ ] looked into it and it is near it is near impossible because of the gravity or lack thereof to get an erection in space what what so [ __ ] sense to me I'm huh the blood just can't collect yeah just can't exactly Jesus now I don't know if that means if you get an erection on Earth and somehow maintain it during your launch uh going to assume when you're getting launched to I usually maintain my through my launch yeah mhm mhm but I mean this doesn't bode well for that space porno they were going to make no no not at all well evidentially they they've already tried to make a uh

a space porno in the Gravitron and it went horribly arai I don't want to know no a good time was had by none can't jerk off on the moon is what you're telling me well the the moon has some gravity yeah yeah just not enough to jerk off is that what we're saying is that what we're I think that's what the consensus is but then again you know I'm no expert what about Mars Mars has do Mars have stronger gravity remember I'm going to Mars I I want to be able to get hard up there MH so that when you're the last person alive up there you can just be jerking off into Infinity yep I don't know how gravity works it's to do with the mass of the planet I think it's to do with how sexy a planet planet is and maybe that's got something to do with

why people can't get erect on the moon it's just not a sexy space rock is it you know well hold on we've only had men walk on the moon correct uh and so maybe just all of the men who walked on the moon were all heterosexual so they had sort of no reason to do it no you're right I mean like if the three of us went up on the moon you know and I called across you hey guys should we all jerk off you'd probably be like well no I was going to now You' brought it up yeah it's weird if we're looking at each no what's weird if is if we the three of us go to the moon and we don't because we [ __ ] talked about it so much I know we're obliged to at this point surely we wouldn't talk about it at the time like it's like that's your [ __ ]

quarter of the Moon that's yours over there just give each other the nod it's time guys I'm sorry guys I I don't know if this comes as a shock to you and I don't want to spoil our friendship but I don't want to masturbate in front of you too is that okay I I'm I'm okay with that okay I think as long as we got that cleared up well I'll be too busy playing The Witcher 3 on my switch on the Move yeah still just waiting on them to bring Xbox achievements to the switch Yeah they didn't mention that at the uh no I've got a little bit of a shock over that that they're doing it or that they didn't mention it I don't know it's sort of one of those things it's a strange stage for them to announce it cuz it's sort of advertising a different product yes so yeah

but oh when I was saying like gears pop and mobile games I think all audiences now for like it happened with Diablo when they announc it this is not the place to announce mobile games cuz that's not what these people are here for that gear pop game I was like what are you doing I've been playing it have you of course you have of course you have and how is it it's just like any other mobile game out there kept my intros for about 5 minutes and then that was it Clash Royale or whatever yeah it's ex it's it's that yeah not we don't care about mobile games when you going to E3 or games con or anything like that you got hardcore fans that want your actual games I I tried again cuz I was like let me give it another shot just to see and uh it's just there's nothing

there it's just not interesting I installed it it said I had to create an account and then I got bored well they said uh recently Bethesda uh so they didn't they didn't announce much Bethesda right no all of stuff that we sort of already knew like a Wolfenstein Doom uh they didn't show still the new space one yeah they didn't show still supporting four that 76 yeah so I was going to say that there was recently an interview with Todd Howard where he said that they knew it was going to be a bit [ __ ] well this is I think this is not what he was trying to say this is what everyone took away from it is that he said they knew it was going to be a bit [ __ ] but they put they

like we'll put it out we'll fix it later and everyone's like well that's not right but I think what he meant was that that these games have to be kind of shaped by the players in a way I think he said like I they knew they were going to get bad feedback from the fans cuz it's not the game yeah so they wanted to just put it out there let people climatize to it and figure out what they want to do right yeah yeah but yeah it's too late because we get a good game coming out that is the game we wanted yes oh uh the outer Worlds the outer worlds yeah which is basically a bit like Fallout made by the people who made the original Fallout and also Fallout New Vegas so yeah this is the game we want it looks interesting it's got that same humor it's got a little

bit of an odd look I got to say you mean that like slightly cartoony look yeah yeah it's just it's a little odd to me but I mean I'm going to play it and I'm sure it's fine it's just I was watching the Clips and I was like looks a little odd why don't you stop thinking because in your head you're going this is you're sort of comparing it EXA directly to Fallout that's where you naturally tend to go and that's they can't make a Fallout game oh I feel like Fallout 4 has the same sort of thing that I'm talking about where it's just like I've been playing a bit of Fallout 4 it's no Fallout 3 which is no Fallout New Vegas in my opinion Yeah well yeah sure but like imagine remember back right when all you'd played was Fallout 2 right sure yeah yeah yeah and now you're playing

Fallout 3 you're like [ __ ] me yeah and I remember yeah when Fallout 3 came out [ __ ] man I remember not being excited for Fallout 3 cuz I'm going it's a first person shooter this isn't the game I really won no I knew it was going to going to be [ __ ] Oblivion with Fallout and I was like [ __ ] yes amazing cuz I loved Oblivion I'm one of those people few people that likes Oblivion and then we got four out 76 and people are now finally going to get their bags yes here another bit of followup the canvas bags have finally arrived yeah what a [ __ ] debacle yeah so listeners you may remember that if you pay $200 for the extreme edition of uh fallout 76 it was supposed to come with this uh really cool canvas bag but it didn't came with a basically a

plastic shopping bag yep well apparently the new canvas bags are still a bit [ __ ] so of course they are but they they are canvas though they're just [ __ ] canas yeah right the least quality canvas they could find but they are canvas which legally absolves them yeah that's right I'm so happy um I'm happy I didn't get the get get it but I'm also a little upset cuz I would bet you would have liked the helmet yeah the Brotherhood of Steel helmet was it yeah sure you can find one somewh in etsy's probably 3D printed one those Doom helmets that that you can get with doom Eternal look pretty sick sick I've sort of gone away from getting Collector's Editions though yeah oh yeah yeah I I used to get them all the time but then you sort of get to an age where

it's just I don't really need the statue of the Joker yep oh I remember the last one I was really tempted by was that Blu-ray release of Terminator 2 that came with the [ __ ] arm the head the oh the arm no the one with the arm the the head uh Alien that they all came in the head right yeah that was [ __ ] sick yeah yeah that one I would have bought although there is I will be getting a collector edition of one game that's going to come out next year go on Halo yeah I'm going to get the well there'll be cuz that's that was the big news that uh oh what's the new Xbox called Scarlet Scarlet yes don't know why yeah don't know why had a blank there um that's going to launch with

Halo infinite so that's going to be like the big one and there will be some huge collector's edition and I'll just get that I rolled my eyes with the name Halo infinite we could hear it I could actually hear your eyes rolling I just sound like a cement it's not for everyone but I just the name the name is just like oh come on as if you're not going to make any more see why why would you name it something like that cuz then you set a preceded for like like why just call it Halo 6 call it what it is well well that's they just want to get away from the number title and I think that's a good thing I think once you get to a certain number you need to go away from the number just keep making them yeah guys I agree because we're talking about

Final Fantasy 15 here now a clearly the first one was not the Final Fantasy okay there were many many more fantasies secondly there's more of them than rocky like it's ridiculous we started make we made jokes about how theyve they've made sequels to the [ __ ] numbered ones too so you got yeah 12 102 it's like [ __ ] what are you doing yeah yeah I think 12 had like three g games you can get well Seven's already got a ton of games just on its own yeah and then there's also like the small tactics and the Crystal Caverns or something speaking of tactics uh Dark Crystal game age of resistance tactics Final Fantasy Tactics Dark Crystal you have my attention I didn't actually see this one I don't know that they showed

any footage I've only seen screenshots uh but I like Final Fantasy Tactics or I liked it when I was younger uh haven't played in a while so I assume I would still like it if I played it and this is uh Dark Crystal so I'll play it yeah because this this is a Nintendo one isn't it yes yeah yeah so I haven't actually watched the Nintendo [ __ ] man Nintendo I'm not blasted out a bunch of stuff uh Witcher three was the main one that that caught my eye but there's uh Luigi's Mansion 3 which looks really cool Luigi manions cool series of games breath of the wild to yeah sequel to breath of the wild which I guess is EXC exting For You Luke since you hate the first one you're that one person that thinks it's a [ __ ] game I don't know how I'm the only one that's that

thinks it's [ __ ] it's a terrible game I don't understand what's terrible about it and no biggest thing it just comes down to the fighting where in games even when games like when you upgrade and get better weapons I still only like use one until I decide to swap this one you have to go into battle with like six weapons cuz they're all going to break on you mhm and that just annoys me until you get the master sword then then I can just use the one sword for the rest of the game I'm pretty sure I hav why no one told me this how do I get the master sword I need this I might play it again now godamn you're play it for a bit to get the master sword but because you got to prove that you're worthy but then once you once you're worthy you can just pull

it from the the stone in the forest talum unworthy like I bet I beat the other ones they don't listen little Kiri guys no you got to convince them listen it's a good game man I don't know I don't know what you're on about D like it but he doesn't have a switch no so not Nintendo man it's not going to happen I think I'm next year or I'm going to have to go back to E3 though oh yeah it's sort of I wish were there my [ __ ] a friend from uh M from uh city project Reds been was there the whole time sh [ __ ] cyber punk I can't believe I didn't go yeah like it's s of like now I've actually been and experienced it in person even though I went to like ho and watch on the big

screen with lots of other people it's still you're just missing out on that atmosphere that's in there oh yeah I'm sure with everyone being excited and I know other nerds everyone got to see the [ __ ] cuz I were showing cyberp Punk gameplay to you know in M little presentations we could have done that GH well that that's the type of stuff I don't actually like going to see oh I I like doing that that's how we saw vampire that way i' like to city project red uh I saw Witcher like that at uh Wier 3 like that at uh uh [ __ ] can't remember some of somewhere yeah did you see um EA's presentation no where they sort of just skipped over

Anthem yeah no I think we talked about that already cuz the only thing that I saw that caught my attention was the the new Star Wars game and then I was like oh I don't know that I care about it it's yeah it's not the free room yeah we did yeah it looks all right uh Ubisoft announced uh was it Watch Dog 3 oh yeah Watch Dogs Legion they're getting away from the numbers too numbers as well I think it's a good idea to get away from numbers but yeah I don't know it's sort of weird cuz Watch Dogs the first one wasn't really that well liked the second one m was better but I don't think it sort of did that well either yeah I liked the first one a bit I played it quite a lot actually uh but just couldn't get into it same as well the

same as all the other Ubisoft games after a while it becomes obvious that I'm just going to be doing the same thing over and over again yeah once you work out the formula of their games it's pretty much the same especially with Watch Dogs it was very much okay I go on the battle I kill guys here I progress forward we stop again I kill more guys here and yeah I do like more the exploring the type of stuff like that Ghost Recon wildlands I really like that game but I can't play a lot of it because it's just the same [ __ ] over and over again but so's The Witcher I guess I shouldn't be complaining yeah that all games are exactly the same yeah it's just how how long I can do that the same thing over and over again I guess is the cuz I've

been playing through Borderlands one and two and Matt I'm going to recommend that you either hurry up and finish the Borderlands the DLC with Tiny Tina now because you need to have Borderland is one of those games that you need a break from before you play the next one oh yeah Fair Point CU Borderland is very much one of those after a while you're playing yourself yep I got to go do missions and you're just wandering around completing missions becomes a little bit of a chore at some stage yeah and so with you need a break between I actually also found out with Tomb Raider well we I mean we because Jenna and I are playing it together so it's we hav play it that of in fact it's been a couple weeks since we played it at all maybe today might because I'm looking

outside right now it's rain raining so maybe today will be a day that we play some more but yeah Fair Point uh there's a new bridging DLC for uh yes I've got that installed I haven't started it yet you can create a level 30 character to get straight into it which is pretty neat feature uh so that Bridges the the story between two and three uh that one I think Borderlands 3 W best of e3 from a couple of places so I guess people are liking it so that's a good sign well a judge of that everyone's still angry at Randy Pitchford though well why they angry at him now same reason oh same yeah same reasons he's just he's just argues with people a little too much I think on Twitter he should just probably leave it

alone and stop looking at kitty porn on leaving leaving on USB sticks at uh Medieval Times don't do that anymore allegedly hey M can I just say real quickly just talking about Kitty porn on USB drives um all right all right do you know what's happening with Alex Jones right now no all I know is that I saw in the news today Alex Jones says hackers put that child pornography on his hard drive and I thought to myself I need to remind myself to come back and read this oh God Alex Jones yeah he's offering $1 million reward to find the hackers who put the Char porn on his service yeah and he's $5 million for the guy who could um hack him into him and and and and jerk off to it so you know oh dear planted childn on en forc

look I I don't know what to believe as far as Alex Jones goes but like it's actually I mean it's possible that someone did do that to him CU he's not the most popular guy so this is tough I guess like cuz if someone was going to you know if if if hackers wanted to [ __ ] with somebody Alex Jones is a pretty good Target you know it's a bit scary that that is is true that hackers could do something like that to people of course they could it's like a reverse the fening yeah yeah [ __ ] Alex do not want I listened to just out of curiosity morbid curiosity I listened to Alex Jones on Joe Rogan oh he's a [ __ ] Maniac yeah

he I don't know how anybody listens to him and think hm yeah that makes sense like nothing he makes any sense to me the only people I know who listen to him are people who listen ironically like you Matt so can I just read out this quote please say I pray for divine intervention against the powers of Satan I literally would never have sex with children I don't like having sex with children I would never have sex with children I'm not I'm not a Democrat I'm not a liberal yeah I just tried it didn't enjoy it yeah not for me guys that lied there I don't enjoy it guys why would I have SE with child children when I don't enjoy it I've gone on the record of saying I really didn't like it

yeah did nothing for me oh God it was like trying to get erect on the moon okay it just wasn't oh uh a very uh very I guess uh it's segue of sorts uh a streamer at E3 Dr disrespect has been banned for filming in the public restrooms I think primarily the reason is that there was a child in the restroom at the time uh I I don't think I think that's part of it I think it's also CU I was reading this as well it's not just a child just because of a child because there were a lot of people in the men's bathroom and that's one of those places where yeah it's sort of I don't expect to be live stream when I'm peeing yeah yeah but one of these

things how long he gets banned for it won't be long yeah they haven't said yet right he just it's the issue with a lot of the big streamers is Twitch while they have to be seen to enforcing their rules if you've got someone that's bringing a lot of people to the site you don't really want to ban them forever well it's you're literally cutting off Revenue so yeah don't film people in bathrooms yes well I mean he wasn't filming people he was filming himself and people were there which I mean same thing but also different intent I guess like I I assume he didn't he just didn't think but I think when you're hiding in the bathroom if you're doing something that you have to hide in a bathroom you already know you're not supposed to be doing it well no no they

weren't hiding in a bathroom they were being open about it yeah but you're not supposed to stream from E3 at all right oh actually I don't know about that no I think you are these days I'm not sure all the stuff that's behind cuz they they they it's all advertising it's great thing I think it's more so they put a lot of stuff behind doors like the Cyber Punk stuff like no no one was allowed to stream anything from in there the actual event people are recording everywhere I think he was just doing it as a gag he was going he went into a few restrooms I think right and he was he's one of the like the name says it all doct disrespectful like he's edgy and likes to offend people that's sort of his thing he's the James gun of e3 previously I wouldn't go that far

so well he's banned for a indetermined undetermined amount of time at this point I think I hav said how long two weeks tops yeah yeah we'll see but yeah I I I said I think he he he went in and he had his cameraman follow him and as they were filming him they also filmed other people including a child other people yeah so and twitch pretty quickly and that's how the child pornography got on my hard drive you're yeah e thre they announced an Avengers game that looks pretty neat uh have you seen everyone's upset with it though oh cuz they don't look the same who cares yeah I don't know guys I I like the Avengers movies but I've never thought to myself I want to play an Avengers game just give me an Iron Man game where

I can fly around as Iron Man take the flying bit from Anthem and put make an Iron Man game out of it make me Iron Man I I just like why is there not a game of that give me more open world games yes well that's an open world game where I'm [ __ ] Iron Man not [ __ ] Iron Man that I sure whatever why not as long as I can borrow the suit afterwards why not that's the DLC hold on hold on that's a that's a good little uh that's a good little little question to ask if Tony Stark walked up to you and said got an Iron Man suit it's in your size and it's in Black Matt you'd love it but I want to [ __ ] you okay oh I'll let I'll let him [ __ ] M interesting am I am I am I married in this scenario you're exactly yourself

right now you're you in fact you you're allowed to you're allowed to ring Jenner and and ask her and she said look I mean I'm going to stay out of it this is this is your thing sure if you want to [ __ ] Tony Stark No No I don't want to [ __ ] Tony Stark honey I want the Iron Man suit yeah and to be clear he yeah exactly it's a business transaction of anything it's a it's a new suit doesn't exist yet so it's not like Mark one or anything no it's basically it's basically like what he gave Spider-Man you know what I mean it's just a suit that literally does whatever you think of at the time I'd have to seriously consider it I'll be honest yeah have to seriously consider it it's pretty compelling I would do

it know I'm just not not for I'm just think the only thing I really like about is travel cuz you can fly around the world in that thing so imagine just like I want to go overseas on a trip instead of having to go to the airport get on a plane be cramped in I just fly is is the armor like somehow like neurologically controlled or do you have to move your limbs I guess what I'm saying Luke is those legs might be really [ __ ] hard to lift oo I think it I don't think it's or it could be like the me where like you control it from some controls from a from a panel or with your mind it's connected to your it might actually be easier than not having it on for you I'm trying to think how how they show it working I actually

re rewatched Iron Man one and two recently yeah I watched Iron Man one recently too [ __ ] Iron Man one is great yeah IR man one is fantastic and yeah I feel like he moves them oh no well the first suit is hydraulic right from memory hydraulic okay isn't it like I mean it's controlled he's got controls for it but it's hydraulic the way that the you know the the mechanism he's got he's got a lot of pistons and [ __ ] going on in there I think in the first one and then the mark 2 or Mark 4 or whatever the [ __ ] it ends up being I don't know it must be powered cuz it'd be heavy super got yeah superhero heavy well he's not he's not even in good shape you know what I mean by the end no like he's no fat Thor but but like Tony stops stops

trying at a c he got the dead B yeah he really did I love it look before we move on just speaking of you rewatching things Matt you rewatched dark city yeah I did and uh how does it stack up so I was having ruus SE reward withdrawals because I've run out of man in the High Castle to watch and it just really made me think back on one of my favorite movies for my teenage years dark city that I saw several times at the theater and I hadn't seen a long time so I I watched the director cut of it last night yeah it's one of the best [ __ ] movies ever yeah man great movie it's so good so good [ __ ] love it no no complaints no good I was uh I was worried for a second that you were going to say i' had lost something over the

years no and I was going to have to fight but in fact no the end of it is was just I was just like [ __ ] yeah man remember the first time I saw this at the theater it just got so much in it that like Teenage me was just it's just a perfect movie you know film Noir science fiction yeah the [ __ ] yeah the girl from home and away's tits yeah the girl from Labyrinth was in it yeah the dude from Rocky Horror uh is hand which I did Richard O'Brien yeah I actually didn't know that obviously but yeah I do yeah I probably didn't know the time either yeah Bruce Spence isn't it if you like Mad Max 2 and every Australian movie yeah the The Matrix he's in The Matrix oh he is in The Matrix you haven't seen it have you luk no I have not I I this just reminded me

that I was meant to go put it on the list it's good yeah look I one of the best one of the greatest movies ever made certainly one of the best Australian movies ever made yes all right I I do want to give it a try I just need to sort of find time from the director of The Crow IR robot and and then stop don't list any of these other fields no can can I watch sh while playing a game or should I give my full attention full attention oh it's one of those ones that's like deeply psychological but no but think also watch the director's cut the director's Cut's got I think some a bit I think the director's cut got some more heady stuff that they cut out of the theatrical just sure I've seen the director's cut the director's cut has uh I think probably

like an extra 10 15 minutes just put back in throughout where they discuss a little more about the motivations of the The Strangers okay interesting it doesn't have a different ending though does it cuz I it was rumored that he had originally intended a different ending but director I believe is just the same ending the script had a different ending but they never shot it because the studio was like n no yeah Matt I rewatched the a movie that I love and I know you love called Prometheus oh yeah and uh while while I still really enjoy this movie um I think there was a lot of things I overlooked when we first saw it that I was just so excited about that I

was like ah it's a bit corny doesn't matter doesn't matter um CU there is a fair bit of it that you really do have to just kind of just go along with be okay with and and forgive forgive along the way like the rolling spaceship and for examp for example I mean playing 100y old man is yeah I know that was weird [ __ ] the weirdest casting in any movie ever I know he doesn't even he shows up as does he ever show up as his young self he doesn't does he shows up his young self in um publicity material that they released ahead of the film but never in the actual movie it's just guy piercing an old man mask they were supposed to the the sequence when David goes in and is talking to him but you never see it in the actual

movie shot yeah they shot it where you saw him talking to him on a yacht and it was young him and I think that's why oh interesting I think that's why but then yes you're right it's better without that one thing that I thought had really good old man makeup I recently watched season 3 of True Detective oh yeah cuz season one I really loved I really loved season two I turned off couldn't couldn't get into season 3 is neither here nor there it's an okay crime story uh but it is it is set in three time periods and uh one of them the characters are all very old and uh oh bad okay yeah what did you think Luke I know you've seen a film this week that I want to know about because this film has a [ __ ] fantastic score by Han Zimmer

that I've been listening to this week well I'm work pop it on the music is beautiful I know what this might be it's [ __ ] continue to listen to that bother about going any film with a score that good must be a good movie so I'm really excited to see dark Phoenix so on my radar it's so weird I after I watched this movie I turned the Hanner and said I don't know why they made this movie like there there's no reason for it I tell you why money Y is it going to make a lot of money though I don't know anyone who's like guys you want to see dark Phoenix like I they wanted to wrap it up before Marvel took the well Marvel purchased it I guess it didn't actually wrap up anything oh

okay it's just sort of a movie that just happened well they already did Dark Phoenix sort of in um yeah they did it in the Last Stand and and they it started in uh X-Men 2 and then in the Last Stand yeah and then the it just happened again and yeah just but no I just there's no substance to the movie at all right don't connect it's yeah I don't yeah this it didn't tie anything up it didn't end the series or anything like that to make way for the new crossover it just it's a nothing thing so I would not waste your time going to see it I feel the last couple of X-Men movies have had nothing necessarily worthwhile about them I'm not talking about so used to um like the Marvel and how everything's continuing is a whole

overarching story that you're part of whereas the movies are just but they tried but not well for yeah but for me it's it's the opposite as well I struggle to tell you what events happened in which X-Men movie now because they're just all over the shop like there there's not like you can say see a now I'm thinking about it I that one as well I saw it but it [ __ ] I couldn't tell you what happened in it I mean I could because I've read the [ __ ] Comics but you you know what I mean I I really I'm getting the idea they're just making movies for the sake of making movies they definitely are 100% And I don't know why cuz cuz this is by Fox isn't it which yes Disney now owned so it's not like they have to worry about losing the license if they

don't make a movie or anything well I mean I think they knew Marvel will now handle the X-Men so this this these X-Men movies have finished I think now yeah I don't think there'll be any more in this I'm okay with that I'm okay with series they'll make there'll be new things now yeah I don't think anyone's too upset about this just make the X-Men cartoon series into movies that's that's all I want that was [ __ ] fantastic Charlie yeah I'm going to have to let him out I think I think he wants to go out give me give me two seconds oh I think maybe he does right buddy yeah to go we um weird we cut his balls off this week so just at home in home he's not happy with procedure he not feeling his

best feeling his best [ __ ] de's still asleep hey does de have like a a brother or have you gone stri sand on me Matt uh does he have a brother uh I've seen pictures of decad either next to a mirror or next to a clone is there a dog in your life that looks like decad no uh he has a a technically it's his uncle who is about 6 months younger than him that Jenna's parents got who is actually a golden doodle who all right uh so there is another dog in the mix that he plays with a lot a little black uh golden doodle is that I I wouldn't have I wouldn't have picked black golden doodle but um interesting on his uh on his Instagram on Dead's Instagram remember on his Instagram or whether it was on Jenna's Instagram or or yours but at some point I thought to

myself huh there's two of them have you actually maybe thinking of Hannah's parents dog Hannah's parents do have a pretty cute La black labradoodle I'm looking at a photo now on Dead's Instagram of him with his uncle Griffin and they do look quite similar in this particular photo okay that could be what it is he's still in bed I uh asked him if he wanted to go out and he went be and I went all right fine uh it's like Watson when I get up and out of bed she just looks at me going you're an idiot it's nice and warm in here and then I'll come home from work and she'll be in the same spot pretty sure that's how H feels anytime for some reason she's working and I'm not because she'll

leave and I'll be on the couch playing Xbox and then she'll get home and I'll be like yeah 10 minutes before you came home I decided to play a bit more Xbox I've been playing for for a little bit this week [ __ ] that game's a Time burglar I played it for about 3 hours yesterday afternoon just cuz I had a little bit of time and I didn't do anything during that time I literally just looked for items that I needed to mod my gun that's all I did well I fun but yeah yeah no well that's the thing it that they it is fun and that's the problem is it's like you like oh I didn't do anything I still had fun how does that work yeah but it's not like it's not like a movie where you can go

look in an hour and a half when the movie finishes I'll go to bed or I'll get up I'll put on pants you know what I mean it's just like yeah infinite especially with games like that like I didn't even play any of the game I didn't interact with other characters I decided I was going to finish the Witcher DLC cuz I never finished uh blood and wine the the final Witcher I Haven one either so I I've been I've been walking around playing gwent for [ __ ] hours and and then realizing I haven't done anything ex you're the game right you're not playing the so much fun even though there's a whole fck gwent game I could just play yeah yeah but trust me it's funner playing it in The Witcher I actually I agree I have played the the gwent Standalone and it's

F I get my ass kicked every time well it's a different kind of game because it had to be more balanced the one in the the game in The Witcher 3 is not balanced it's designed to get harder as you progress it's it's it's a single player game basically that's kind of Faking being a a two-player game because you're playing against people in the game World whereas the actual GL game has to be balanced that's why we got uh when we got the expansion we played were you there Luke that that uh Pax o when um when mat was there and we got the the witch I we have actual cards and you brought me the gwent cards right yeah and so and he was saying mind yes and he was saying it's not actually balanced for play it's just you can't really you couldn't have a tournament say like no

it's not designed as a actual multiplayer game yeah interesting then they made it one y speaking of blood and wine um and this might be something that probably belongs in the Afterparty but did you guys see that there's a new perfume out that smells like semen and is inspired by the AIDS epid of the 1980s I am very confused by this uh because a who wants to smell like SE and B why do I want to wear something that was inspired by the AIDS epidemic even if it if I did enjoy the smell of AIDS of AIDS of of yeah AIDS infested semen yeah yeah um apparently

it smells uh it smells like Sean uh salty and uh uh and also has nodes of blood and sweat and saliva that's [ __ ] weird what now is are they just trying to I don't know what are they trying to do with it is this just a product that they want to sell to make money of or they try awareness yeah I look it certainly does seem like one of those uh you know just performance art pieces but this is a real product that you can really buy the name of the perfume is called secretions magnific y sounds like a perfume so I guess we pick some of that up in Paris when we're there yeah but uh the creator of the perfume said that he he wanted something to remind himself of the

smells uh that he was smelling uh whilst having sex in the80s and fearing AIDS so I don't know why you would want that but uh yeah fair enough that now exists they they have come out admitted that not many people like the product but they've said they actually selling quite a bit because people are buying it out of sheer morbid curiosity is there a link to buy it oh God you going to review it maybe one thing I um find interesting there's these reviews from uh fragrantica a website uh where people review perfumes and this woman has this [ __ ] intense review of perfume and it's like I don't I guess I just don't appreciate perfume the way some people do like well she's got got like you know

after 30 minutes how it's a little the the the smell changes and then after 3 hours it shifts a little bit and it's got a hits of this and that and after 3 and 1 half hours some creamy coconut appeared in the scent and it's just like [ __ ] man what the that's interesting I I think they all most of them smell the same honestly yeah yeah well CU mostly you just smell links I think in Australia yeah that's true and um what's what's that one smell like an Xbox one that every girl smelled like in high school uh impulse oh impulse oh yes but I was in uh I was in Tiana last week in high school oh ck1 yeah my high school girlfriend W it too I was in uh high was in high school [ __ ] I was in Tiana last week with friend of the show Brian Moses and um yes I saw how is he we he's

good he's good he's good we uh we drove down to to Mexico and uh that's [ __ ] awesome and did a shoot and it was fun and we had uh we had dinner one night and uh the waiter is you know serving us and then he leaned in and just said to Brian Senor you smell so good and and and we were all like what the actual [ __ ] and Brian was like no thanks mate thanks turned to us and said happens all the time since I started wearing this new colog so Brian just has a clone that total strangers will just stop I can't remember what it is I'll have to to find out come on I'll put it in the notes I was going to say we all need to get on the on the the yeah I mean if you want if you want strange men to think you smell good then this is the

way oh just just men uh I think well certainly in my experience it was just men that U that brought it up but maybe everyone fair enough whatever I couldn't smell it I I got up real close to guys real close and I couldn't smell a goddamn thing yeah listeners if you have a favorite scent or per not scent scent is weird perfume oh I mean scent fine if you like the smell of something write in let us know podcast multip nasm.com mgas on Twitter multip Nas on Facebook just go to multiple nerdgasm tocom uh and you can find everything and if you want to support the show and help us buy some perfume you can head to patreon.com multipl nerdgasm and support the show for as $1 a month uh and if you want to

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