Happy New Year!
Vegans can now enjoy the wonders of SPAM, Dan is suitably impressed by his Xbox Series X and we remembered that Brian Dennehey died this year, possibly eaten by Hitler’s alligator.
RIP Tanya Roberts
Omnipork
It’s Xbox Series X week and Luke is so excited he forgot to hit record! Luckily we’ve learned our lessons over the years and there are backups in place for such things.
Nothing happened at Ubisoft
Kanye admits defeat
Moral Failure
The worst Chris is cast
Luke’s got an announcement! And too many Xboxes.
Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Avengers not assembling
Tenet is coming
Castle Rock is going
Alex Trebek is gone
We bid farewell to an icon of the silver screen. His wit, charm and open hand will be missed, but I realised while editing that a very important part of the process has been missed. We’ll come back to this next week, I assure you…
RIP Sean “Slaps” Connery
Cyberpunk delayed
No Man’s Sky getting prettier
Dan’s back but he’s upset Luke, Apple has upset Dan and Matt’s not really upset at anyone.iPhone 12Disco Elysium - Gameboy
Double Fine remasters
Xbox exclusives?
Shia’s new musical
Who managed to give Microsoft money and who didn’t?!! Microsoft certainly spent a lot of money this week.
Microsoft buys Zenimax Media
Xbox Series X pre-orders were fun
Cyberpunk will be a bit shorter
Mass Effect remasters delayed
By the time you hear this at least one of us will hopefully have pre-ordered a new Xbox. Hopefully more than one of us.
Sony beats Microsoft on price
But pre-orders got all messed up
And you might not get one even if you pre-ordered
JK Rowling triples down
Mando got fired?
Rey was related to a few people
The Outer Worlds DLC is here
Jodorowsky not into the new Dune
Finally Luke knows when he can offer up his monetary sacrifice to the Gods at Microsoft. We discuss the new Xboxes, PAX online, some TV shows, the ongoing dispute between Apple and Epic and mooooooooore!
Xbox buying time!
Pinny Arcade
People like The Boys so much they hate it
People aren’t into Cuties
Ohio says no to Kanye
What movie would you “improve” with a fan edit of your own, if you could be bothered?
We know the Queen’s answer.
Xbox Series X in November
Xbox Series S is a thing
Halo Infinite delayed
This War of Mine now part of Polish school curriculum
Guy fired for making Hitler meme awarded 200k
Apple and Google and Epic
Epic lawsuit
Epic propaganda
Lots of Xbox news this week but not the news we were hoping for. Plus, Luke’s been beaten to market again, Matt’s been playing with time and Dan’s on a quest to meet our makers so he can dump black goo all over them.
Another Baby Yoda that Luke didn’t make
New Fable
New STALKERAvowed
Not all future games will be Xbox One compatible
Tenet likely releasing internationally first
KFC to 3D print “chicken” nuggets
We said we were going to keep it light this week but then Grant Imahara died and things went downhill from there. So it may not be light but hopefully it’s amusing.
Dr Disrespect still doesn’t know why he was banned Mike Tyson will fight a shark Amber Heard is back in court A picture of you can go to the sports games Xbox One X and S stop production Xbox Live 12 month cards no longer available No Man’s Sky gets a creepy update xCloud to be included with Game Pass Ultimate Matrix cinematographer on why the sequels suck Tenet will probably be delayed And so will Bond
There’s a new Xbox coming, a bunch of movie trailers and Rise of Skywalker is out this week! This episode covers lots of stuff so dig in.
JJ says he’s bad at endings John Boyega is critical of The Last Jedi He also called Kelly Marie Tran “weak”… or did he? (he didn’t)Pedro Pascal isn’t really in The Mandalorian that much Wonder Woman 1984 Gerstbersters Erfterlerf Xbox Series X
E3 was last week so we’ve got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts.
Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bags
Breath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: Tactics
E3 streamer banned for filming in bathroom
Give us Iron Man!
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