326: Luke Soup

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Dan’s off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the ’90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo…uhh “Surprise Mechanic” and become a Mega Fan on Patreon!Links:Get your own R2 DroidDisney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy’s Edge opensRed Sonya has a new directorNetflix cancels a show they never madeKFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1stMinecraft Story mode now $100 an episodeEA says lootboxes are “Surprise mechanics” and are ethicalAvengers Endgame returns to theaters