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Long live the King. Not that long obviously because he’s what, 73? But a bit longer.

The Queen has died

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Time Runner

Cyberpuuuuunk!

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Spit on Chris Pine?

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okay so I'm going to go straight to the elephant in the room is the queen geek of the week welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All Things nerdy straight there are you asking us no well I I do well you do get some input okay I final say a lot of the criteria for not being granted geek of the week isn't relevant here she didn't an overdose she didn't commit suicide she that we know of didn't get drunk and drive the car I mean they wouldn't tell us if she did true but I don't see the queen being like a like a heroin fiend or anything CU they don't want you to see no she

likes uppers she definitely likes other she likes cows from what I've seen of videos of her that does she she certainly likes horses is that very sweet video of her and they bring some cows in when she's at some sort of festival and she goes cows she does seem like a lovely lady and I think it it's just because I think most people don't really give a [ __ ] whether or not there's a king or a queen but she was likable enough that people tolerated having a monarchy in the 21st century I mean I've seen I've seen a lot of conflicting opinions about all that on on Twitter this week with people ranging from people outright saying [ __ ] her I hope she suffered which is okay that's intense no I'm serious what um because because she's a

colonizer and she the monarchy destroy she's largely responsible for decolonizing and for changing the British Empire into the Commonwealth here's the thing I don't know enough about what they mean to even bother trying to talk to them fair enough and you know middleaged white men defending the monchy is probably not going to S quite well under her majesty the Queen the rest of you I don't know um ranging from that to people being like over the top like don't say horrible things about the queen yeah like she was the most beautiful creature and some guy in the news talking about how there's like a there's like a very extreme issue with poverty and and whatnot in the UK right now that's been in the news and

they've got some new bill coming in that's um supposed to try to combat that I don't know the specifics but there was just a clip of him saying that obviously this that'll all have to go on hold now given the gravity of the situation with the queen and people were like [ __ ] off why Thee the Queen's sick there is a 10day morning period where you're not allowed to do a whole bunch of random and unusual things but yeah I go into sort of like like a caretaker mode but after that now I watched his Majesty's his majesty the king can we can we just talk quickly about the fact that we have a king now I've never had I'm in shocked that it's Charles I am as well I'm in shocked because I knew it was going to be but no no no but there was a lot of

speculation that he was just going to sued completely and pass it on to his son immediately he's the oldest he's the oldest monarch to ever take the throne he's been waiting a long time he's he has been waiting a very long time yeah that's what I reckon too yeah I I don't think he's going to I don't think he's going to keep it for long I think he will pass it on cuz I think also that people like his son better as well yeah and I think he's probably going to slim down the active monarchy as well I think I think it costs something like 80 billion a year um to the British taxpayer to have all of these representatives from the monarchy and and and you really just need a figure head if if that if you're going to do it but ien Flo is the expense of

the funeral and the coronation that are about to happen the issues they're having right now it's like come on guys yeah well even if you look like the amount of money that they're spending on Harry who's left who's like I don't want nothing to do with it they're still paying him millions of dollars a year for security and stuff yeah right um yeah Charles did mention Charles his majesty his majesty the King King Charles theii change our coins are going to change did mention that in his speech today um that I watched live um and much like the comments that you saw Matt there was a very wide range of live text coming up on the um yeah from everything to um return the relics you stole from us oh yeah I've seen a lot of that too yeah and and I don't think it

was Charles who stole them but who knows who knows Jones that's right yeah yeah bring the ark back there there's one there is one cool thing I really like about the queen is when when she was a teenag during World War II and she was like driving the trucks and that sexy little she was active zipper overalls and she was she was a honey I go on there yeah yeah yeah yeah you know I just realized Matt that you joke about indana Jones but he is definitely an imperialist because that scene in the start of uh the Last Crusade where he's trying to get the cross belongs in a museum belongs in a museum at no point did he go it belongs back with it belongs to

the natives of yeah yeah involves belongs to the indigenous people of these lands yeah that's right give me that and taking it back to [ __ ] America MH so look I I think I Think Geek and week yes do we need to assess the geekiness before we Grant this was is there any evidence that she was into Doctor Who or anything like that I'm glad you've asked because we've had a listener who preemptively said I think maybe Luke's going to knock her down on this one and so I don't think he is but I'd like some evidence the cont regardless that I'm glad you brought it up so that I could present Darcy's evidence of her geekiness here's an article that I'm placing in the spreadsheet uh and it's about the video

games and consoles that the queen enjoyed the most including she's a console gamer she loved wi sport she L Wii Sports so much that that Nintendo presented her with a 24 karat gold Wii what happens to that now uh I assume it gets returned to the native people of Japan Dan where it came from wow it's beautiful I would love to just sit and watch the Queen Her Majesty the queen constructing her little Wii character her me you know what I mean like just like what where does place this little bar underneath the television does it need to be pointing this way or that we does one stand when one plays the tennis see the reason why I don't think she necessarily would have been super geeky herself but she would stand there

and listen and talk to people who are geeky because when you're meeting the queen you have to talk to her and she will engage with you you have to have people ready to talk mhm so I'm guessing she would have met a lot of I'm guessing she would have met a lot of people who were bit geeky and she would have sat there and engaged with them and talked with them so I've heard that she was good with people there's a story that was a video clip that was going around of when she bumped into some American tourists who didn't know who she was and they were asking her oh you live around here and she said oh no I live in London but I have a holiday house over there and it's like oh wow that's so oh yeah that's but yeah like it was always

like Yeah from I've heard it's like yeah you talk to her she doesn't talk to you she responds to you it's like women on only fans yeah thank you for the tip $5 for a dick rating on hold on hold on I don't know if we can allow that this is a Majesty we're talking about no no no no no there's a line even I have a line so with the with the we with the fact she would have had to talk to a lot of nerds I think she can get geek awake right all right Her Majesty the queen I didn't realize until today when I read um an article that said we're no longer in the Elizabethan era that we were even in the Elizabethan era was that's what

we were officially calling it but of course it was because that's how these things work yeah so are we in the Charon yeah what do we call it now Char ER Char Charan Charan Char ER I would to be Char ER we are in the 20s this is the 20s all right yeah when I was young I was always excited for like being in the 20s and then the 20s came up and the world went to hell so it was awful it was awful yeah we didn't get to do the Charleston we can do trying to drink the martinis oh yeah oh that's a mountain Jew Luke I hate to burst your bubble it's very early in the morning but my martini glasses arrived I've got my extra drive for moo so it's very early in the morning so he's drinking Mountain

Dew yeah yeah that's caffeine I know I know it's just I drank two martinis while I watched um no time to die and my body really really reminded me that um at least a body of my age is not is not meant to consume that level of alcohol time to die than it was when you last drank too much right [ __ ] me at 9:00 a.m. at the dendi snuck in oh man the dendi last thing I saw at the dendi I think was the tail job classic I I must say though just before we get off the queen no no $5 for before before we move on um for some

reason having a queen I never know why you'd pay for it because all they're going to do is go fair to average yeah yeah I do think it no no no I I know why it's it's because these are people who will just send dick pics to anyone and they're sick of not getting a response this way they're sending a dickpic and they're getting a response the these people same people were paying for other people who were just randomly sending their dick to people on Twitter what does it cost I have no idea I just saw that that's a thing yeah oh I know it's a thing but I just I've never looked I've never looked into it I've never gone you know what I want to spend my heart earn money on I mean maybe you could be rating them while you look let me just say for some reason having a queen seems

totally normal but having a king makes me feel like I've got to go and get a sword and a horse yes I saw a good TW Charles is now in charge of our days and our Knights and our Knights knights with a K yes okay here we go this is only fans advice this is I guess someone this is on Reddit and I guess this is a person who has an only fans this may seem like a very dumb question but I've been asked to do dick rates and I'm not exactly sure what that entails I assumed it was looking at a picture and rating it one out of 10 after some research I've seen other something SW I don't know what that means say they make new videos oh sex workers okay you should have paused and pretended to think about

it so they videos okay so okay so they will review the dick in the nude if someone sends me a dick pick for my rate what am I supposed to do and how much charge go on uh the top answer has been deleted by the here we go I send them an explicit description of what I like about the penis and what I'd do to it and a final rating out of 10 and that's it videos take way more time and cost a lot more of course uh and what do they charge for okay it didn't say I don't think there's like a an industry standard I think it depends on the person H yeah no one's really saying from the look of it I mean this is just a thread on Reddit so that's interesting though there's one way to find out and that's one of well there more than one way to find out only

fans I'm not signing up for only [Laughter] fans or we create an only fans the three of us and do on a minute how is that going to help cuz then then we what what we do when someone sends what we'll charge what we think it's worth and then if no one we'll just keep dropping the price until people start we like okay well no one did it until we got down to $5 so I guess $5 is the answer do we have to give a detailed description of what we like about these people's penises though I think that's what it is I think that's what it's for isn't it all right so the Queen Her Majesty Elizabeth II geek of the week GE of the week it's our first I think our first Royal

geek of the week probably I don't think there will be another no you don't think you think Charles will live forever or you think no I don't Charles will be not going to it's not going to give it Charles will not be geeking a week Charles I'm not he's he's Charles he is he is that maybe he has a goldplated PlayStation 5 you never know I have a somewhere I have a commemorative Charles and Diana wedding coin coin Wonder that's that he's the king and obviously she has yeah you know passed away quite some time King Charles and the woman that he possibly had murdered I got a shock that camil is actually going to be queen queen consort

ah or as Frank on Always Sunny would say she's a ha yeah cuz yeah I got a shot in that cuz I know like yeah normally cuz well Prince Philip didn't didn't have a king we had Prince he remained Prince and I didn't know that and I believe he had to fight for that too I believe that was just Her Majesty's chucking him a bone essentially she didn't have to make him the prince yeah right like he was a prince to begin with shut up you're not going to be king though also be $5 I like it girth [Laughter] um so there's something in here I need Matt to explain to me cuz I didn't read about it or watch it cyber Punk oh I know you would have looked into it so

tell me what's happening with cyber Punk there's one thing I do know is they finally took our advice and [ __ ] off the old generation of consoles so I can focus on PlayStation 5 and Xbox series X which should have done day one yes so uh version 1.6 The Edge Runners update Edge Runners is the anime series set cyp Punk world uh that comes out soon so this is The Edge Runners update it's got some tie-ins to that some new gear in it we don't really care about that stuff right that's not that's not what's particularly interesting to us what we care about is yes this will be the last um performance-based update for the old gen consoles right they think they work fine now [ __ ]

offy shut up yeah um that's all you're going to get unfortunately um although it I mean I I say I don't I haven't played it on one but the footage they showed looked fine but Y and your mileage may vary so yeah so they're not going to worry about that they're looking forward to the future now improving things on next gen um we have got in this update uh new Miss Also let's but by Next Gen you mean current gen you mean just like not all gen let's be really clear here a few years but no no but in in that offense for some of the people who are still stuck it has been hard to get the new console true I don't know if it still is well the pandemic didn't help with all the chip shortage getting a series X is still hard I think you can get like a series s

but getting exit so if they're waiting out for that it's yeah it may not be their fault that they have an upgrade one of the things they they pointed out was that the significant performance updates for the series s so there you go so that's good uh new quests uh from the fixes you know cool um yep some Quest tie in stuff to the anime um one of the biggest things that I'm interested in is you now have the Wardrobe system which is transmog as everyone calls it transmog ification you can look you can wear whatever you want and look a certain way but put new stuff on and get the attributes of it and it won't change what you look like I'm saying so you can wear the stuff that looks cool but actually be using the stuff that is functional

that's almost like uh Assassin's Creed Odyssey yeah yeah exactly uh cuz yeah it was annoying when like I I like how I look but I I need this to because especially early in the game you had to dress like ridiculously to get the best stats and it was kind of stupid like so but now yes if you find if you find a jacket you like you can basically just lock it on and like no matter what you and then there's disco alium which is if you want want to do the karaoke well you have to be wearing the kimono and the mesh top and that ridiculous hat God that game so good I need to finish it oh did they talk about DLC yes there is a DLC coming in 2023 it's called Phantom Liberty did they say

early 2023 Liberty they did not just said 2023 they did Keanu was back right Keanu Reeves is in it oh okay so pres so I'm thinking that means it takes place earlier in before the final Miss CU depending on you do get that save before the final mission so that that's actually a good way of doing it having that save there yeah cuz he might not be around anymore um and then uh oh God someone says it's the only planned expansion that's not good do you remember when they did the Fallout 3 expansions which had to give you a whole new ending to Fallout 3 yes cuz you died in the original one and then they come out with the DLC and like you survived we got you out of there just in time yeah I'm assuming this just takes

place earlier in the game um so yeah so that that's coming out 20 it does say what time or date which is probably for the best just get it right but uh I mean it looked really cool it's got uh you know you it seems like you work for the government it's a bit sad but it is a bit sad that they're saying that it's the only one cuz originally they had a couple PL that's on um polygon I don't know why see only YouTube user Jon Dragneel glad to hear we the future Phantom oh huh all right wait wait who said this okay the a PR director from city project red apparently replied to somebody on a

YouTube comment and said glad to hear we sparked your interest as for the future Phantom Liberty is the only planned expansion for cyberpunk 2077 well how I mean it's a YouTube yeah and maybe that's them just saying focus on this it's not even them yeah I I could also see it though because they did have to postpone everything and prob they're proba better focusing resources on the next game to keep doing this but they still want to give back to people not just cancel out right I really it bums me out people don't like it it's so good it's not even that people don't like it I feel like a lot of people didn't give it a chance because of all the drama with the you know the yeah which but that's understandable you can't really blame

them when suppose the game was playable for a lot of people yeah like completely unplayable you're right you're right that's just a shame I thought it was fine but I didn't I didn't give it a good enough go either it came out at the exactly wrong time for me and now now my Xbox is in storage so oh yeah good point well anyway long I think that's hopefully not for long and I had to delete all the games off my Mac and I got a call from the IT department saying you um only meant to have work stuff on your work computer and I said no no no I play these games at work and then he was like what no delete them yeah that that that's not that wasn't a good argument So speaking of um PR Departments of game studios having

different opinions on games then this is a really bad segue but do you want to talk about prey sure I do so pray not the movie no before anyone gets confused the game and not the old game called prey necessarily either cuz yeah so this caused a bit of confusion so Bethesda put out a game called prey or or who was the [ __ ] developer the original there was a game called prey years and years and years ago and it was a good game it was a great game yeah and they'd always been talk about a sequel to it yeah uh human head Studios made a game called prey back in 2006 and then Bethesda owned the IP rights to it and then Arcane Studios were working on the game that was prey the one that came out a couple years ago in 2017 which is a

[ __ ] amazing game if you guys haven't played it which was not called prey during the development no it didn't have a name until quite close to the end and then Bethesda apparently said to them it's called prey by the way and then the the director of it said I prefer it wasn't please don't call it that yeah yeah why are we calling it prey and they said well that's an existing IP that we own so we're just going to call your game that and hopefully get some people to buy it based on the fact that there was a game called prey before yeah thinking it's a it isn't I mean it makes it it makes sense in that it doesn't matter like it's just the name of the game it's not it in no way had anything to do with the previous game and they didn't even pretend that it did yeah like

no just stupid bizarre cuz yeah they had talked for ages about making a s pray and one of the ones sounded really cool is like it sounded also like the Star Wars game that was canned as well you're going to be a bounty hunter on alien worlds but you're going to play that same Native American character that was in the first prey you're going to play him but he's now cuz he ended up going to space and you're going to play that same character who's turned into a bounty hunter going around yeah prey was fantastic I'm I'm sad that they didn't want to call it prey but I mean also it doesn't really matter the game's still great it's just it's just kind of a bummer that that you know that's how it ended up with a name that they didn't even want that does happen a lot I know it happens

in the film World a lot I don't know yeah for example Die Hard 2 yeah Highlander 2 the unrelated yeah that was [ __ ] bizarre yeah that movies even as a kid I was like what yeah yeah it was great I loved it they're aliens now yeah but well I remember watching on the Q&A podcast um the writer of uh Die Hard with Avengers when he like yeah I wrote a scpt once called with a vengance and then they called me up and they were like oh we going to make you a script he's like great and they're like oh it's now called Die Hard with a Vengeance and it's about the guy from die hard he's like what Oho they did they do that with like all the Die Hard sequels just grab any scrip Dr M I think they do that quite a lot to be

honest well it works I like the Die Hard series sometimes it works I liked it to a point I like the first three yeah yeah didn't have um Justin Long Justin Long Kevin Smith as as his son or something yeah no boyfriend oh okay right and Kevin Smith is in it as well before they had their falling out he's the it nerdy guy that hacks for him oh they had a falling out cuz of that movie he was in cop cop cop out yeah that's right I forgot about that yeah when uh but and that's when he started just I think that that was because that's when he started phoning it in yes for films yes yeah when Bruth Willis doesn't like your movie you know your movie is

garbage I love it though there are so many of those um schlock ones that he made 10 in a day um still yet to come out you know and they're just going to be rolling them out I saw a trailer for one the other day and I was like this looks awful yeah I can't wait to see it some of them are awful and some of them are awful in a good way they are a bit hit and miss yeah sometimes n of them are good it's like you know like the room is funny like it's so bad that it's good but then sometimes that doesn't work sometimes it's just bad yeah or like um something like um Sam cop which is like you couldn't make that if you tried you have to have failed to make a movie to make a good movie like that right like it's just so bad that it's

good yeah [ __ ] I watched our time cop yesterday with Mark hell van van oh what's the wrong with my Hamill where he travels back in time time I thought it was I don't know oh never mind is Mark haml in time to no I got to see what this is I don't remember going back for memory time cop is about in the future somebody invents time travel but somebody uses it to basically go back and Rob people in the past and vanam cuz he wants to become president yeah vanam is a Time cop which means he goes back in time to catch future criminals in the past I remember watching this at the cinema when it came out it's ridiculous okay the movie I'm thinking of is time runner which is an action movie that I watched when I was a kid hang on let me paste it in the show

notes down the bottom it's now I'm not I don't remember it very well I remember that I liked it at the time except there was one bit that always used to piss me off with it or just annoyed me he's a bit where he's in a shootout and he just blindly turns around and jumps out the window as the truck that his friend is driving goes past the window and even as a kid I was like how the [ __ ] did he know that truck was going to be there mhm yeah anyway great great is is it that yeah during the Unstoppable alien invasion of 2022 one man flees through a wormhole to 1992 in hopes of changing the future but attempt after attempt is made by someone there to catch and kill him oh it's the director of possession which I didn't

mind back in the day is that the Sam Neil one cuz like nothing happens in except a woman slowly goes insane and Sam Neil's like [ __ ] what is happening so do you know that I I found out this week that Sam Neil considers himself a farmer and a wine maker as his profession who does a couple of Acres as a hobby yeah right yeah he owns a farm in New Zealand and he Farms there most of the time and occasionally if there's a script he likes he goes either to Australia or America and makes a film and then goes back to his farm right well that's that's it for Mark Hamill news you know who I really liked back in the day um and then didn't really like but feel I might start liking again is Brendan

Frasier yeah yeah this is this a heartwarming story I lik him then he just went away but then did find out had a terrible time unfortunately he didn't just go away he was driven away yeah yeah like that's the thing like we didn't know at the time it's just sort of and then he when he came out and explained why oh he literally got sexually assaulted and driven out of Hollywood when he tried to complain about it but he as a man was like I can't [ __ ] tell anyone that happened no one what are they going to do just laugh at me so which is awful so I'm happy that he is coming back now he got a six minute standing ovation well the film he's in got a six-minute standing ovation and you know why 6 minutes sounds like a

long time but the French love to stand and ovate at the end of their [ __ ] movies an armus apparently got a 14-minute standing ovation after blonde this week and I really think if you're standing up there accepting a clap at at the 14 minute Mark you're like please this is just really awkward for me now it's like happy birthday on repeat well there's a there very uh very wholesome video of you know everybody stands up he's clapping and he's not standing up cuz he's like well I'm in the movie so for me yeah yeah and then he just kind of you see he's sobbing and getting emotional and it's just nice cuz it's you he was a big star and then he got basically [ __ ] and he was he was a big star because I thought I mean he was kind of a teen heart throb when he was

doing movies like enom man man and uh in that era and then he sort of went on to like The Mummy Trilogy that really appealed to our generation where I mean the mommy was the ultimate action movie of the '90s yeah I mean now I look back and I'm like oh God but at the time no I think the first mummy movie is still pretty good I liked the second one too though D yeah I think I thought the second I loved it when that like Arab gu is like I call shotgun like it it's just a a silly it's a serious it's sort of serious and jokey it's sort of it's that combination that's just quite fun sort of makes fun of itself yeah also the best ride at Universal Studios is The Mummy ride and the best thing about it is him on the uh on the video screens throughout he's

very funny he's a I'm gonna ask am I gonna like his new movie though the whale probably not it doesn't sound I don't even know if I'll like it I watch the trailer and it doesn't look great but then again it's aronovsky he has never let me down yet so I just I forgot it was aronowski and I can definitively state that Luke will not like it no in fact did you watch mother I was say Luke would be like oh mother what's mother which mother with Jennifer Lawrence and uh he's asked what Mother's about would you give him a little bit of a synopsis mother is the um the story of the Bible as if but as told at a really awkward house party yes oh no I've seen a different

mother DIN and I saw mother and we literally by the end were the only people left in the theater I it and it not only got up and left and made a comment about it too like [ __ ] the [ __ ] is happening like this garbage got up and left yeah it's an old movie it's a very and the baby obviously d drove the final few away be with the baby MH mhm but aronowski likes to do that he made some pretty like uh oh no it wasn't mother I watched I watched I am mother oh okay that's certainly seems more up your I was about to say I bet it's about a robot yeah yeah this is robot no but even his Noah which I wasn't going to see cuz I didn't really give a [ __ ] about movies about Noah and then one day Matt when we still lived in

Orbin we had that cinema around the corner I just went in the middle of the day and I was the only one in the cinema and I watched it and like he gets these you told me he got Giants and stuff in it yeah he gets these giant rock monsters to build the ark for him and I'm like huh I don't remember this yeah cuz I remember you you said that and I was like maybe I should see it and you were like well now yeah and the the reason that God um kills humanity is because they're eating all the animals but nowhere in his family of vegetarians so he's like you guys are fine you guys are okay I didn't know that either yeah I maybe I should watch this movie it sounds it's pretty interesting it's pretty interesting it's Russell Crow right it's Russell crow in a trench coat

like a prehistoric trench coat and Emma Watson right she's in it yeah yeah she is herione and Anthony is in there and uh the main antagonist other than God is um uh what's that real Geer from London uh who's in all the VIN British movies not Vinnie Jon the other one who's not Vinnie Jones oh not Bob Hoskins the guy who looks like a large Bob Hoskins I know who you mean I know you know who I mean right yeah [ __ ] not one of the hold on corbits the big Corbit looks like him as well you know what I mean yeah they've got that look that Geer look um yeah yeah Noah what's his name

I'll say it and everyone will go oh yeah I know who you mean no can't even type I've stopped being able to type on this [ __ ] iPad keyboard movie Ray Winstone oh okay oh yeah yeah this guy apparently Nick n is also in it and I don't remember him being in there but he's in there there you go well don't check out don't watch any of those movies luk you'll hate them yeah that really do not sound like they're for me no I'm going to go watch time runner though yeah time runner sounds excellent for sure I I I want to

watch that again yeah I'm going to have to go to India though because it's not on any streaming service and it's not available for purchase on Xbox yeah I don't know if I can go to India on my work I would advise not to do you guys hear about this [ __ ] Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine thing I don't know what I heard I heard that there was like did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine I'm like I don't know ask him why Why We Video I mean it looked like maybe he did but but there's more to it than that too and then I was like ah you know what I don't care about any of but like is this in a movie or what what so okay list is correct me if I'm wrong I don't I I I got board looking into this right so I was like oh

Florence Pew I like her so the the movie Chris Pine's in that movie with Florence Pew Florence Pew's mad Olivia wild Olivia wild directed it sorry I'm skipping around directed by and this is also the movie is it that Shila Buff got fired from correct replaced with Harry Styles okay so Olivia Wild fired shy La buff allegedly MH then Chris Pine dick no Harry Styles got brought on board Chris Pine was in it Florence Pew was in it apparently Florence Pew and Olivia wild had a falling out turns out maybe that's because uh Olivia wall is now with Chris Pine and was with Harry Styles oh and and during production just kind of ditched Harry Styles and correct me if I'm I don't I don't know this is this is what I think I've

gathered uh Florence Pew didn't like that is now refusing to do any press for the film on the basis that she just doesn't like wild anymore why why haven't I been [ __ ] this director has [ __ ] the entire cast but me and then there's now allegations or not allegations now people are saying that apparently um because Olivia wild was so enamored with Chris Pine and they were [ __ ] around Florence Pew directed most of the movie although who knows if that's true um so she did a j Weeden is what you're saying so but anyway there's just all this drama and it all came about because I was like this video of of and it I mean it does look like so you're saying Harry Styles gets dumped by Olivia wild for Chris Pine and then goes and spits on

Chris Pine that's the story at some at some event for the film yeah they're all sat there Olivia Wild's on one side Chris Pine's in the middle Harry Harry st's seat is on the other side of Chris Pine and it does look like he walks up gives a spit on him and then sits down Chris Pine goes and gives like a look like what' you do that for or incredulous look yeah yeah yeah and and then Harry Styles and Chris Pine have both come out and said that's not what happened but they haven't said what did happen so I don't know like I said I I was like oh God this is just too complicated and I don't care yeah I'm sort of like Get over yourselves people I mean look I'm starting to not like celebrities really drama I guess I

get that right if that really happened fine but like oh God it's what I got to do with the movie yeah and also can can she just go I'm not going to do the Press tour now like well that's your job so we're not going to pay you now I think when your Florence Pew you can't I don't know where's go look we're going to dock you $500,000 she's got a lot of I don't know that she needs it here it is here it is yeah oh you wish Matt you wish he does no I don't like her in that way I just think I mean again I I don't know her should for stards it doesn't look like he spat on him it looks like he spat at his feet right before he sat down but look it landed but then they yeah but then he looks at it but then he

looks at Harry like you dirty bastard like yeah it does look like something happened right yeah but it it looks like something speal happened it looked like something funny was happening like a joke well like if Luke came and SP before he sat down i' be like Luke are you faking an Audi what's going on yeah but then just with the context it's like I guess people are just running with it so anyway I just there bunch of [ __ ] she's single now Mt have we talked about this who who lawence Pew look I just she just seems cool right no no I'm not interested Florence I'm sorry go across the hall [ __ ] go me no I just saw know what I like from the stuff I've seen her in she

seems fun and nice you know what I like about her is there's those uh I forget those videos where people do um uh it's like a English breakfast thing right cuz she's British right I think any Taylor J one she's British they get British people to do explaining British meals and it was all like stuff that they typically and and Florence Pew was just CU she's not like a dainty a lady girly girl she was just like oh [ __ ] yeah give me these [ __ ] baked beans and and sausages she was just like yeah [ __ ] yeah I was like she's cool she doesn't give a [ __ ] so she's allowed to come and stay at your house who did we who did we already agree was staying at your house last mat at my house yeah remember we had agreed that some celebrity was allowed to come and stay at your

house on a pre right us FL Pew could definitely come come yeah no she seems cool we have the worst memory we do I know I do was it one of the doctor whoos was it Matt Smith is Matt Smith allowed at your house I feel like Matt Smith would be allowed he seems cool yeah he seems all right I mean Lance Hendrickson's allowed over definitely that's an open invitation welcome stay over yeah is shil buff allowed to stay at your house it depends I feel like that could go one of two could be the most fun you've ever had or both andly it depends on what kind of mood I'm in not even necessarily what kind of mood right and it would be one until suddenly it was the other you know and then you would suddenly wish you

hadn't invited him don't you don't know me then you don't know have have either of you seen Midsummer yes I have seen oh that's I I I haven't but I know what it is watch it I've seen it and that's a movie that would generally not be for me yeah I'm surprised that's from the director of uh it is it from the director of that movie yes that was a good movie yeah well if you like that you like this yeah yeah all right I I came in about three about a quarter of the way Hannah was watching it right well I mean you just you just missed a bunch of kids going let's go on a road trip to this cool fun place which is how most kind of horror movies that genre start oh it's I wouldn't say this is a horror movie yeah it's Chainsaw Massacre if the instead of a house of freaks it

was just a like a flower cult cult but also just as Killy yeah I no will [ __ ] you first kind of like that yeah they'll sleep with you first oh good he's not interested Luke he doesn't like her that way she's coming across the hall yeah I don't want to give her the wrong idea yeah that's all it is yeah no Matt just thinks you're you're cool he's not like in definely think she's you I just yeah exactly let's hang out have a full English breakfast is that how you also feel about Anya Taylor Joy or would you give her one no about the same ex I don't think she she wouldn't eat it look at the size of it the food the English breakfast the English breakfast Yeah dance face L you got dance face he's filthy no I think

she'd want to eat it she wouldn't be able to look at it with both eyes at the same time though you'd have to defeated to her from a 45° angle that's not nice she's pretty no it's not nice it's not nice but she's got to live with it so um speaking of uh of hippies and flower Cults and whatnot do you guys hear about Burning Man burning man's back that's a little bit mmer reminds me the Burning Man of the wi we don't hear much about burning man here Wick man I've got time for burning man so so the the the what's it Midsummer from what I've heard about it similar to The Wicker man which reminds me of yeah yeah yeah so Burning Man is is a festival in the desert in fact people mistakenly thought we were going there Dan if you recall Frisco is this your first burn

what because just cuz we have in the military surplus store buying a bunch of stuff yeah yeah um so burning man's back it's not been on because of Co I didn't know it went away but fine yeah I think I think Co I actually thought it went away years ago and I mean like preco I thought it just did I tell you about the [ __ ] cab driver who started telling me about burning man and then went on so and I faked interest just to stop the or and then in the end he gave me a CD that he burned a a slideshow of pictures of him at Burning Man and he was like you'll enjoy this he just had it on him had it on him just and I'm like you sure you want to give me this he's like I've got more I can burn another copy at home it reminds me of I won't say who it was but a friend of our mutual friend of ours

who got uh cab ride in um in a Australian city I might say that way it is might give it too much away anyway just the city his C driver was it Perth yes yes I was like how can the city Give It Away wait a minute I know well now you yeah see now you know who it is I think you would have figured it out anyway anyway chatting to this cab driver about Star Trek right mhm they're both big Star Trek fans and then anyway gets to the destination and then the guy gives him his guy writes his phone number Vis paper he says hey if you want to hang out and have dinner or something and then which again like it was just not that kind of conversation like it was just a casual we're having a cab ride kind of thing like they both clearly got

different yeah like feedback on how how good of friends they were at this point kind of thing like yeah yeah my favorite I don't know like we've got stuff in common we're chatting yeah plus if you live in Perth you might be the only guy who likes Star Trek so if you me someone else you'd be like look this might be presumptuous can we please hang out because I don't have any friends yeah I don't get to talk about this if I bring it up I get made fun of like yeah can yeah anyway the person um person in question was mortified because Reas anyway burning man was on again uh uh and everyone had a great time I guess until they tried to leave so this is just everyone leaving at the same time I assume right I would plan to stay an extra day and it surprised me

too because you're literally in the [ __ ] desert right like I don't see how can this happen but then again I was then I was remembering like when we drove when we were in the desert and we drove through Nevada yeah and it was just single Lane yeah you know or sorry double lane you know like I me it's not like Direction traffic it's not a desert where you could just yeah drive like Mad Max next exactly yeah but then no matter where they're going though they will end up cuz they got 15 Lanes leaving but it doesn't matter how many lanes you have they all have to end up filtering into something one or two lanes sort of like like Paramount Road in Sydney exactly you can add as many lanes to that [ __ ] M4 as you want guys yeah but you're going to get to those two lanes

and it's going to stop and yeah and that's what's happened here so yeah if I was that burning me I probably plan to stay an extra day or two cuz it's the desert who cares well even if you tried to leave you technically would have stayed an extra day because some people waited 14 hours in traffic just to get out of there this this just reminds me of people who stand up in Planes oh when the plane the second the plane lands and people jump up it's like getting ready and then they stand at why not just sit you're not going anywhere I felt the same about that until I got older and now sometimes I'm like I just want to stand please let me stand especially I told you guys had that rough flight into um oh yeah into New Jersey and I felt really ill and then once the as soon as

I could I just really wanted to stand up and oh no no I think there's a difference between standing and standing up and getting all your stuff ready yeah or just trying to get one or two places ahead by like wedging yourself in it's like your shoulder in there yeah yeah it's like standing yeah standing is fine it's the yeah standing up getting ready to leave I'm not a fan of like just wait until the doors open and then go y um evidently there was also a massive dust storm so this just sounds like a complete write off of a weekend yeah look I'm sure if you're into taking drugs in the desert and not showering for several days and watching pirate Technics this might actually be quite cool I just as as a man in his mid-40s couldn't think of anything worse I mean

clearly people love this just doesn't doesn't sound very appealing to me yeah this person sent up their drone took a great photo and they said people love to compare Burning Man The Burning Man aesthetic to Mad Max The Exodus from Camp is the most Mad Max I've felt all week 5 hours now 5 hours in two more until I reach the exit gate wow so that's uh yeah 7 hours in traffic no thanks now I do I do have a particular hatred for traffic I assume everybody does but there's there's literally nothing that makes me sadder and angrier and just hate the world more than traffic I will leave a concert early yes avoid the traffic yes I will leave a concert before the Encore are they doing an encore I'll go now I'll go now

exactly yeah depending on who it is yeah um I can't imagine this I I would have just abandoned my car and just run home or something I I don't know this through the desert yeah yeah I like this uh comment here actually and that's a fair point anti consumerism while driving in a $100,000 motor home mhm yeah Fair America they are very they are expensive something you guys should watch if you haven't is the Sandman yeah I will is it good yes it's [ __ ] excellent okay in fact good good I am I was hoping it was loving it yeah yeah well I mean Neil Gaiman has been approached to make this for decades now and he's always said no because the pitch has never been any good and then this this time he went yep make it you got me yeah I've seen people

complaining about it uh what are they just complaining that there are black people in it because that's the biggest complaint I yeah I wondered that so I I I guess I should say I've seen that that people are complaining about it I've been avoiding what they're saying because I didn't want to I mean I've read the comics but it's been a long time and I didn't apparently this is this veers off in various ways so I think they could still potentially spoil you yeah and I mean and yes uh the character of death is black in this and you know what it doesn't make a [ __ ] [ __ ] of difference yeah you know why not a human being complaining about stuff an atherial character yeah does it just doesn't matter um she's great in it she's

fantastic sure like get get over it like [ __ ] whatever um so I'm not quite sure what they're mad about it's great I I don't want to say too much but I think watch it I will I absolutely will sorry that was Twitter trying to show video I might watch it when I finished rings of power uh which is also good and I'm also enjoying I haven't started that yet um but I will cuz I promised someone that the Queen's last words were elves aren't black yeah that's the thing I there's a lot of black people in this and as you know when a black person stars in a show um you know people get upset they get very very upset I've SE and I don't know if this is a joke yet cuz I didn't want to look into it because of the previous thing but people have been as far as I can tell unironically having a go at

Neil giman about rings of power they have they have been what what is that about and I saw even Michael even Michael Sheen like tweeted and said if you don't like the way that Neil gaimon wrote Lord of the Rings you off yeah that's right yeah yeah well it's I I think it's because a people also get confused with the other show that people feel black people have the no right to be in which is sandman which he did right but also Neil gaman is a huge tolken fan and everyone would he saw rings of power before anyone else did and came out and all the actual Talking fans were like please tell me if it's good because if Neil giman says it's good it's probably good and he gets he came out and said guys it's very good so um also so engaging with them as far

as I can tell as if they did WR it cuz he's yeah cuz he's hilarious CU you would absolutely yeah yeah I know shut up just watch the TV shows you want to watch don't watch the TV shows you don't want to watch it's literally as simple as that I watched the um I watched the episode of Magnum PI this week that has um aors and wells in it greatest bit of Television I've ever seen in my life I can't yeah people just need to realize that not every piece of media is made directly for you as soon as you accept that you'll be happier it's not even that it's it's like it's not May well because they put a black person in it like what the [ __ ] who cares [ __ ] oh breaks the immersion of the fantasy world yeah what are you talking about because actually not realistic what's

not realistic the elves the dwarves the no no no it's black I'll stop you there dwarves are real dwarves are real they exist um the when tolkin wrote Lord of the Rings he particular he specifically wrote it to be multi-racial like he he didn't say these people are black these people are white but he he wrote different languages for all of them different Customs he wanted them to be completely separate species of beings like to say you can have that but you can't have a variety of skin colors within one race yeah it just does it just doesn't matter it just didn't matter get over it oh and I think actually now yeah there are other things about Sam that probably annoy people but you know what I don't care just shut up doesn't matter shut

up so rings of power is good I'm enjoying it I'm not well I enjoy past 10 minutes well the first 10 minutes are great if you if you like the first 10 minutes keep going if you don't I've been told I have to watch the first 10 minutes into it we're going to do it today it's so non-committal yeah if you like the first 10 minutes keep watching I've been told I have to watch first 10 minutes Dan I'm not that's right not discuss else yeah that's right next week you'll hear my review on the first 10 the first 10es I I did say I'm not a Lord of the Rings fan I just it's not for me yeah well in fact it wasn't for her either diverse we weren't it wasn't for the person who was bullying you and in fact when I told her that a lot of

people weren't watching it because there were people of color in it she went really really that black elf is the only reason I watched it apparently there's a there's a hot black elf okay then but people are upset that he's black yeah so yeah as they're masturbating and hating themselves yeah I don't get it I really don't I mean if you're racist maybe that makes sense I I guess so I guess but what is there is there a is there an you can analog to this understand yeah but that's what I mean like we're not racists so we don't understand why people don't like seeing black people in TV shows is there something we really hate like if if there was a Nazi in this a race you're asking me come on guys come on there's got to be some people

that we hate no but then you know what I mean like who do who do we hate like what what if they said they'd cast a pedophile in it would we be like H I don't want to watch this got a pedophile different yeah well and and to be clear I'm not saying black people are like pedophiles I'm trying I'm trying to come up with a way to add that I I don't think anyone thought you mostly it was in case Luke thought I was implying that cuz sometimes I click click click click click is clicking furiously they arrive tomorrow can I change the subject and tell you about something that I actually quite enjoyed yes it's not got to do with anything racial or any anything controversial so when I was

when I was 8 years old 1988 to be exact I was watching an episode of BTN behind the news do you guys remember this remember that yeah MH what's a name yep yeah news for kids and they used to make us watch it at school and um and then sometimes talk about or write about stories we saw anyway I saw something on that one episode episode in 1988 on a thing that was apparently coming out soon called virtual reality oh um which turned out not to be coming soon I was obsessed I was obsessed with it all my I just was I wanted it so bad I wanted nothing more in the '90s in a Whole Decade past before I saw anything that was even close to what I remember the first time I did VR was at the quicks they had this they had two set

time me and you got to go and have a go and you got to stand there shooting things and looking like an idiot and how was it it was [ __ ] yeah all the ones as well but then I also tried it probably once or twice in the 2000s still [ __ ] once or twice in the 2010s still [ __ ] what are you doing where's my 1988 BTN so my nephew well my wife's nephew turned 12 this month gets himself the Oculus for his birthday cuz that's what kids get for their birthdays now evidently I put it on this is it this is this is BTN 1988 this is the VR I was promised I had to wait 30 years but this is really good now I haven't looked into what games are

available so I don't know how often I'd play this all I played last night with the novelty game like gorilla tag and this one where you hold lightsabers and then it's essentially yeah that um you know all I played when I did have my VR was I just played poker strip poker strip po it was yeah but you buy you spend 2,000 on an a Neo next and play Pac-Man so I I started playing something else on it the other day I started playing Wolfenstein the old one from 1993 you've gone from 82 to 93 that's a no the no the new one one of the ne ones yeah yeah um somebody has done a a mod a doom mod called wolf and dune and they've

made they've made their own Wolfenstein story in the Doom engine and it looks great and it's free and I really want to play dostein it's not actually called dostein it's called wolf Doom wolf and doom no no no it's it's hold on hold on oh no I I saved it oh no no hold on I saved it hold on I'll tell you what it's called it's called no I am looking forward I because the headset that I got was one of the original ones and it wasn't it didn't it was slightly off and you had the setup was a lot different like you had to have the sensors set up around the room if they weren't in exactly the right position but now I don't think you need the Sens it's all just a headset no you just put the you put the headset on you you got the two little controllers in your hands like a

um the first time you use it if you're going to use it in the same room you map out where the furniture is and then it just removes those from the game so that you don't wander off um and then it's just full emergent it's really cool I mean I like I I it I can't imagine playing like [ __ ] s beat saber was good enough like what if they do Skyrim like you'll never see me you will never see again you can already play Scar well I'll see you guys I'm I'm I'm off I'm off to buy yeah there's already Skyrim and Fallout in VR then here we go farewell it's all over forever um it's called blade of Agony by the way um the Wolfenstein Doom mashup and it looks excellent and it's for free online so you should play it um PC get one yeah I guess I'm going to have to

get one as well about 650 bucks I I checked last night yeah which seems really so these are the ones that run on their they don't need the computer correct 400 bucks here yeah so that's about 650 actually it's a bit more I'd say 650 is actually probably a good deal if it's 400 American yeah maybe I'll pick one up when I'm there maybe you should you got virtual reality oh hopefully JB highi yeah also in the after party as well yeah the in [ __ ] ages oh you we'll go to one we'll go to one they're still good they're still good yeah they are I still get asked if I work there yeah where's this cuz you look like you're work I

still help them yeah yeah you still know yeah what are you doing you going to come to the Afterparty patreon.com multip nerdgasm $5 a months gets you a hug from Luke $10 a month gets you into the Afterparty where you can get more than a hug get a back rub yeah yeah I'll do that back of your dick well that that that cost more $5 for a dick rating the back of my dick rug just the back no point in doing that very few places on my dick are actually all that sensitive really Luke knows them all that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please subscribe and items to receive episodes

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