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Gently Onto the Pillow: The Suicide Squad & Scarlett Johansson vs Disney

Turn down the volume on Gina Carano and turn up the volume on our latest episode. Dan is off taking care of a baby and Luke is a sensual worker in a new lockdown. Links:Hellblade is now Series X & S enhanced Farcry 3: Blood Dragon The Cybercamper Disney and ScarJo on the outs Marvel writers get cut a check and a pat on the back for creating characters Gina Carano got a new job Alex Proyas is working on a Dark City show

Jack the Ripper's Rag: Black Widow, Stephen Dorff & Indiana Jones 5

You guys know Melissa? We’re gonna miss her. Besides her abandonment, this episode is the most dreadful thing to happen to Australia and would certainly be an embarrassment to Stephen Dorff if he knew who we were. Links:Audacity is probably not spyware We watched Black Widow But Stephen Dorff won’t! Assassin’s Creed: the new Fortnite Indy in space Witcher 3 getting an upgrade Season 2 of the tv show coming in December Nintendo Switch has a new OLED model

Tantiveiv: Bethesda Indiana Jones Game & Zack Snyder's Justice League

Have you ever realised that you’re pronouncing something wrong because you read it that way as a child? Can you even pronounce a made up fantasy word “wrong”? These are the deep existential questions we ask and don’t really answer very well on this weeks episode. Cyberpunk Multiplayer? Head of CD Projekt apologises Lucasfilm Games is back! Bethesdiana Jones Ubisoft Star Wars! Fallen Order - now in technicolour The Snyder Cut is still not sure what it is

Shave The Lasht Shlap: Sean Connery Tribute & Cyberpunk 2077 Delayed

We bid farewell to an icon of the silver screen. His wit, charm and open hand will be missed, but I realised while editing that a very important part of the process has been missed. We’ll come back to this next week, I assure you… RIP Sean “Slaps” Connery Cyberpunk delayed No Man’s Sky getting prettier