Luke is wrestling with beard envy, or is he upset about something else?
New stuff coming to Switch 2, including Indy and Fallout 4 - https://www.theverge.com/games/874282/nintendo-direct-february-2026-fallout-ff7 Borderlands 4 is not coming to Switch 2 any time soon - https://kotaku.com/borderlands-4-switch-2-release-date-canceled-2000665470 The Switch is Nintendo’s best selling console - https://www.theverge.com/games/873098/nintendo-switch-era-best-selling-console AMD CEO says new Xbox in 2027 - https://kotaku.com/next-gen-xbox-on-track-for-2027-launch-says-amd-ceo-2000665496 GTA 6 is still coming in November and they’re planning big marketing stunts - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-still-confirmed-for-november-with-summer-marketing-blitz-planned-2000665452 Baldurs Gate 3 TV series coming - https://www.darkhorizons.com/baldurs-gate-3-becoming-an-hbo-series/ Olympic Dick News - https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/penisgate-erupts-at-olympics-scandal-exposes-risks-of-bulking-your-budge/ The Trump Phone - https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/875190/trump-phone-t1-first-look-design-interview-eric-thomas-don-hendrickson
Welcome to the future! It’s creepy, invasive and you have no secrets. AND you have no flying car. Ripped off. This week we talk Baldurs Gate 3 mods, is Xbox losing the console wars?, Starfield Shattered Space, Silent Hill 2 remake, some Watch Dogs glasses and California’s new law that’s forcing companies to admit that you don’t own things. Oh and more!
The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else!
The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267
If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183
No mention of layoffs at The Game Awards - https://www.theverge.com/23992402/geoff-keighley-the-game-awards-layoffs
The Game Awards winners - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-2023-game-awards-winners/
Baldurs Gate wins big - https://www.vg247.com/the-game-awards-2023-winners-baldurs-gate-3-game-of-the-year
And Baldurs Gate is out on Xbox now - https://kotaku.com/baldurs-gate-3-xbox-release-date-bg3-game-awards-1851081734
Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking
Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html
Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-a-conspiracy/news-story/0530ce868da017ef2c751e823dcdd415
Give Charlie Sheen’s daughter some money too - https://people.com/sami-sheen-onlyfans-stirring-up-drama-with-parents-denise-richards-charlie-sheen-source-7547328
Buy some beer from Amouranth - https://kotaku.com/amouranth-beer-yeast-order-of-yoni-twitch-kick-1850966738
Todd Howard didn’t WANT to announce Elder Scrolls 6, you made him! - https://www.darkhorizons.com/why-elder-scrolls-vi-announced-so-early/
Most of us are back!
Microsoft has bought Activision Unity’s CEO has resigned Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing Cyberpunk 2 Cyberpunk 1.5 was expensive Cyberpunk TV show Only Murders Season 3 Cal Wilson
We’ve been playing Starfield! We tried to keep the spoilers minimal (tutorial missions only) so it should be safe to listen if you haven’t played yet. We also discuss some other stuff in case you don’t like cool games for some reason.
Starfield reviews are in
Guy gets arrested for trying to sell Starfield early
Todd Howard agrees with Luke about early announcements
Dune Part Two is delayed
Napoleon is long
Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you?
The trigger
Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar?
Mountain Dew destroys DNA?
Starfield goes gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk
This week we prove that evolution is dumb and the Earth is flat.
Judge orders Google to reveal the identity of a reviewer Australia can no longer deport Aboriginal people Corey Feldman will finally (maybe) reveal all Gerard Butler to carry the torch Crows evolve and then devolve again The Outer Worlds sold really well! … and is coming to Switch … but is delayed by Corona virus Bioware to redesign Anthem
It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off.
Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decade
Baldur’s Gate 3 announced
Apple announced the world’s most expensive monitor stand
