Welcome to the future! It’s creepy, invasive and you have no secrets. AND you have no flying car. Ripped off. This week we talk Baldurs Gate 3 mods, is Xbox losing the console wars?, Starfield Shattered Space, Silent Hill 2 remake, some Watch Dogs glasses and California’s new law that’s forcing companies to admit that you don’t own things. Oh and more!
Microsoft is finally shutting down the Xbox 360 store so Luke is snapping up some bargains and very, very slowly downloading them. There’s a new Assassin’s Creed game on the way Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, and it’s set in feudal Japan! What could go wrong? We also discuss Superman, Tom Selleck, Starfield and much more!
Fate and technology were against us this week, but we pushed through thank to the power of eggs.
One of us is in hospital this week. See if you can guess who!
Charity fraud update - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYCYwvRbEU
Starfield update - https://www.vg247.com/starfield-2023-actual-goty-not-even-close
Florida Joker is a joker - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-florida-joker-voice-read-dead-redemption-2-1851089419
RIP E3 - https://www.darkhorizons.com/games-convention-e3-is-no-longer/
The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else!
The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267
If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183
No mention of layoffs at The Game Awards - https://www.theverge.com/23992402/geoff-keighley-the-game-awards-layoffs
The Game Awards winners - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-2023-game-awards-winners/
Baldurs Gate wins big - https://www.vg247.com/the-game-awards-2023-winners-baldurs-gate-3-game-of-the-year
And Baldurs Gate is out on Xbox now - https://kotaku.com/baldurs-gate-3-xbox-release-date-bg3-game-awards-1851081734
Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking
Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html
Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-a-conspiracy/news-story/0530ce868da017ef2c751e823dcdd415
Give Charlie Sheen’s daughter some money too - https://people.com/sami-sheen-onlyfans-stirring-up-drama-with-parents-denise-richards-charlie-sheen-source-7547328
Buy some beer from Amouranth - https://kotaku.com/amouranth-beer-yeast-order-of-yoni-twitch-kick-1850966738
Todd Howard didn’t WANT to announce Elder Scrolls 6, you made him! - https://www.darkhorizons.com/why-elder-scrolls-vi-announced-so-early/
Surprise, Dan’s back! It was certainly a surprise to Luke and Matt who have not yet completed their assigned homework.
Starfield and Cyberpunk are different games
There are already NSFW mods for Starfield
Todd Howard says upgrade your PC, loser!
Starfield saves a family from certain doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKlJfi0nbk
We’ve been playing Starfield! We tried to keep the spoilers minimal (tutorial missions only) so it should be safe to listen if you haven’t played yet. We also discuss some other stuff in case you don’t like cool games for some reason.
Starfield reviews are in
Guy gets arrested for trying to sell Starfield early
Todd Howard agrees with Luke about early announcements
Dune Part Two is delayed
Napoleon is long
Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you?
The trigger
Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar?
Mountain Dew destroys DNA?
Starfield goes gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk
Coming to you (partially) from sunny California!
Rhode Island - Island
Enid Blyton censored
Sov Cit Update
Disco Elysium case dropped
Willow cancelled
Zack Snyder is up to something?
James Gunn will direct Superman
Luckily for you nobody can tell us to shut down our Only Fans.
Steiner was mean to Schumacher
Nurses told to put them away
Roald Dahl is back
Bond is now a bit less racist. Just a bit though.
The Outer Worlds goes next gen
Luke dragged himself out of bed to see what Microsoft and Bethesda were serving up. We’ve got all the news, except the news we didn’t find interesting or forgot to mention. So just some of the news.
Video games!
Starfield
Scorn
Flight Sim
Forza
Taika War-titi
New Blade Runner Game?
Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price.
No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?
Curl up on in your Star Wars sleeping bag on the floor and listen to our E3 recap!
Fallen Order gets a next gen update
Rob Zombie’s Munsters
We’ve travelled back in time to 2014 and we’re playing the new game from Bioware: “Mass Effect”.
Disco Elysium unbanned
Starfield might be PC/Xbox exclusive
Doctor Who cancelled thanks to John Barrowman?
It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off.
Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decade
Baldur’s Gate 3 announced
Apple announced the world’s most expensive monitor stand
