Luke goes full cinema hermit and catches two movies in one day — the 40th anniversary of Transformers: The Movie (verdict: fun but makes absolutely no sense, Hot Rod forever) and Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil (verdict: actually good, go see it, the padlock jokes are perfect). Meanwhile Matt is still playing Yoshi and the Mysterious Book with his daughter, who apparently blasted through the new Bluey game in a single weekend like some kind of toddler speedrunner. The internet is mad about Wolverine because Mystique has clothes on. Sweet Baby Inc, apparently. Blizzard announced StarCraft and Diablo 5 at BlizzCon because they had nothing else — both are 4-5 years away, both trailers are purely cinematic. Level-5 admitted they used some AI art in the Professor Layton remake announcement and everyone lost their minds. 007: First Light got delayed again on Switch 2, almost certainly because nobody wants to ship anything near GTA 6. Buffy’s 30th anniversary Emmys segment happened, it got complicated, and also we learned what gooning is. You’re welcome. Plus: a dolphin named Bubbles who has figured out that if you scare a fish enough it will throw up, and then you eat that. Luke has decided he no longer likes dolphins.
Luke went to see Supergirl and came back mostly flat. His verdict: he laughed once.
What’s a gamer to do when Microsoft takes away his gamerscore? Let’s just hope that never actually happens. It might mean the end of this show!
Can a marriage survive so many secrets? You’ll have to listen to find out! We also talk AI, Apple, piracy, Assassins Creed: Shadows, Star Wars: Outlaws, Alan Wake 2, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil and much more!
People are turning against their favourite shows and franchises! We talk The Boys, The Acolyte, The Alan Wake and the other stuff. * The Boys fans aren’t into this season - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-boys-audience-scores-plummet/ * The Acolyte backlash thickens - https://www.darkhorizons.com/acolyte-backlash-gets-its-own-backlash/ * Alan Wake 2 has a new photo mode - https://www.alanwake.com/story/unleash-your-creativity-with-alan-wake-2s-new-photo-mode/
It’s a rambly old show we’ve got for you this week! Warner tosses the Coyote in the track - https://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-scraps-coyote-vs-acme-release/ Steam Deck OLED - https://www.darkhorizons.com/valve-announces-steam-deck-oled/ Silent Hill remake maybe doesn’t get it - https://www.vg247.com/silent-hill-2-remake-special-origin-story Fall of the House of Langella - https://deadline.com/2022/05/frank-langella-fired-the-fall-of-the-house-of-usher-netflix-series-details-1235029281/
This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths. Twitter is doing stuff again Severance Season Two delayed? AI filters for your webcam People are buying AI nudes Editor fired over Schumacher “interview”Cliffy BThe C64x Ultimate
Dan spent this entire episode sulking in the background. We aren’t sure what we did to him but we are hoping he will speak up again next week.
Luke and Dan take the reigns this week for your usual dose of game, film, tv and dick news!
