Luke goes full cinema hermit and catches two movies in one day — the 40th anniversary of Transformers: The Movie (verdict: fun but makes absolutely no sense, Hot Rod forever) and Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil (verdict: actually good, go see it, the padlock jokes are perfect). Meanwhile Matt is still playing Yoshi and the Mysterious Book with his daughter, who apparently blasted through the new Bluey game in a single weekend like some kind of toddler speedrunner. The internet is mad about Wolverine because Mystique has clothes on. Sweet Baby Inc, apparently. Blizzard announced StarCraft and Diablo 5 at BlizzCon because they had nothing else — both are 4-5 years away, both trailers are purely cinematic. Level-5 admitted they used some AI art in the Professor Layton remake announcement and everyone lost their minds. 007: First Light got delayed again on Switch 2, almost certainly because nobody wants to ship anything near GTA 6. Buffy’s 30th anniversary Emmys segment happened, it got complicated, and also we learned what gooning is. You’re welcome. Plus: a dolphin named Bubbles who has figured out that if you scare a fish enough it will throw up, and then you eat that. Luke has decided he no longer likes dolphins.
Luke has a desk, but not a microphone. Fingers crossed for next week. But we won’t let that stop us discussing all the latest in random stuff from the internet!
Fate and technology were against us this week, but we pushed through thank to the power of eggs.
We also do our own stunts, as you’ll discover in this episode.
How many cases of beer did you drink today? I wonder if they could make oxygenated scotch? The Abyss 4k release cancelled in the UK - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-abyss-uk-4k-disc-release-cancelled/ Snyder wants to do Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/snyder-has-superhero-fatigue-bond-ambitions/ Nolan is a fan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chris-nolan-on-zack-snyders-influence/ Matt has the forbidden watch - https://9to5mac.com/2023/12/28/apple-watch-ban-news/
Luke and Matt talk about Starfield, Destiny, Dark Force and Donald Trump, amongst other things. They also invited Jono from Quokka Games to pop in for a short visit to talk about their new game Boba Master! Trump arrested Dark Forces remastered Dune Part Two delayed Zack Snyder has watched some movies David Ayer is upset Quokka Games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLszBwFWon0
Coming to you (partially) from sunny California! Rhode Island - Island Enid Blyton censored Sov Cit Update Disco Elysium case dropped Willow cancelled Zack Snyder is up to something? James Gunn will direct Superman
Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price. No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?
As it turns out we are old men who still play video games. Is there some kind of $20,000 buyback scheme for us? Links:Snake Eyes rolls snake eyes Tom Hanks’ caravan for sale Dorito buys back Dorito James Gunn thinks superhero movies got boringand talks about his firing/rehiring
We don’t know a damn thing about weed but we can talk about movies, tv shows and video games for an hour. Zack Snyder digitally recast a character Zack Snyder making not a Star Wars movie A neat trick to scare away those Russian hackers
Justice is coming, but it’s going to be square. Listen to this weeks episode to find out what the hell that means. The media was mean to BvSRian is still working Gina Carano is still talking Mars, baby! Facebook says no to Aussie news
We’re still talking about Disco Elysium this week, but we’ve also more of us have watch Picard, Matt has watched some of Discovery, Mythic Quest did a quarantine episode and as usual there are silly people out there creating funny news for us to discuss. Pastor who claims to heal Covid-19 dies from Covid-19 Tenet trailer Apparently Kim Jong Un cannot magically bend space and time
If you’ve been unlocking achievements on Xbox Live, thinking maybe you were catching up to Luke since his score was stagnant, we’ve got some bad news for you. Also we’ve got some Star Wars news for you. A lot of Star Wars news. Oh and one of us ordered a Cybertruck. Guess who and unlock an achievement! True Achievments Werner Herzog really loves that puppet Everybody loves that puppet Disney hates smokers Tim Miller hates everyone Dan hates women China hates Batman CYBERTRUCK
It’s San Diego Comic-con time so we’ve got a bunch of new stuff to discuss! Marvel are making infinity more movies, the Witcher has a trailer and we’ve even got some DC news.#releasethesnydercut Marvel will be making movies until we’re all dead Edward Furlong is back as John Conner Scarlett Johansson can play who or whatever she likes Belle Delphine’s Instagram pages have been shut down
Grab your Bingo sheets, today we nail all the classics, starting with our default topic: Star Wars.
We’re all back and we’ve brought the gift of “news”. It’s in quotations because we don’t recommend you actually listen to us for your news – there are professionals for that. But if you’re after a laugh, maybe some insight and a remix of Dan stumbling over his words then we’ve got you covered this week. Weather is a dick… news Longest standing video game record is a fake Joaquin Phoenix is such a Joker No white people aren’t being attacked at screenings of Black Panther, stop it Blind bisexual goose in love triangle with two swans, dies age 40 Apparently Zack Snyder was fired from the DC Universe completely […]
Attention Hawaii: you are in immediate danger… of not having seen all of Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s films.
Matt’s back from E3 and Luke hates him. We talk about about the show and the new announcements, plus we receive a message from Dan re: Wonder Woman and talk DC and Universal Monsters.
Beware of Batman V Superman spoilers from 6:48 to 34:10 but we accidentally spoke about superheroes throughout most of the episode. Hopefully Luke doesn’t get in trouble off his mum.
