There were a tonne of Xbox related announcements and you’d think that would make Luke happy. So what’s the problem? You’ll have to listen to find out! We also discuss Alan Wake again in case you’re not bored of hearing about it, The Boys, Star Wars (ugh) and we’ve got some Graham Hancock news! * Xbox Showcase - https://kotaku.com/xbox-games-showcase-2024-gears-perfect-dark-fable-starf-1851528786 * Homelander is bad?!? - https://www.darkhorizons.com/boys-creator-on-woke-calls-gen-v-s2/ * The Acolyte is bad?!? - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-acolyte-episode-draws-reaction/
Luke dragged himself out of bed to see what Microsoft and Bethesda were serving up. We’ve got all the news, except the news we didn’t find interesting or forgot to mention. So just some of the news. Video games! Starfield Scorn Flight Sim Forza Taika War-titi New Blade Runner Game?
We’ve travelled back in time to 2014 and we’re playing the new game from Bioware: “Mass Effect”. Disco Elysium unbanned Starfield might be PC/Xbox exclusive Doctor Who cancelled thanks to John Barrowman?
It’s finally here! We said it would never happen so Zack Snyder convinced Warner Bros to give him millions of dollars just so he could prove us wrong. We’re flattered. No more Snyderverse? Disco Elysium refused classification down under Fallout 76 getting more content
Video games, movies, poop and murder hornets. It’s a diverse show this week so as Scar the lion once said: “Be prepared!“This week’s episode is a little late thanks to Tropical Storm Isaias, sorry about that! Hopefully the delightful content we have for you will make up for the inconvenience. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard accuse each other of pooping and peeing all over the house What pandemic? Murder Hornets Rent some bees
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already. Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
It’s E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off. Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decade Baldur’s Gate 3 announced Apple announced the world’s most expensive monitor stand The original Ghostbusters cast are confirmed for the new sequel
We’ve now got some pull with Santa so don’t do anything evil this year and the new elf, Dan, will get your name on the nice list. What constitutes evil? We don’t know and we don’t think that this is the correct podcast to find out.
Dan spent this entire episode sulking in the background. We aren’t sure what we did to him but we are hoping he will speak up again next week.
If you just wanna get a dude off, we’ve got some tips for you, as directed by David Lynch.
Matt’s off playing board games this week so Dan and Luke are left to entertain you all on their own. Luckily for you, they’re experts. Sabrina and Satan have settled out of court Woman gives her kid a stupid name and then complains when people don’t get it Some hardcore shit about ants Bethesda bans homophobes People disappointed with their fancy bag Dress like Arthur Morgan Couple win right to name son after favourite character Get yourself a foreskin facial Buddhist monk arrested for chemsex parties
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How many pieces of bacon should you eat each morning? And how many degrees should the bacon be?
Did you know that Luke doesn’t even listen to his own podcast? Probably because he is too busy finishing his homework from L Ron Hubbard.
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
