This week we prove that evolution is dumb and the Earth is flat. Judge orders Google to reveal the identity of a reviewer Australia can no longer deport Aboriginal people Corey Feldman will finally (maybe) reveal all Gerard Butler to carry the torch Crows evolve and then devolve again The Outer Worlds sold really well! … and is coming to Switch … but is delayed by Corona virus Bioware to redesign Anthem
Happy New Year! Wrap up your 2019 and kick off your 2020 with this week’s episode! Belle Delphine was the top celebrity on PornHub in 2019Cats gets patched Orlando Jones won’t be in season 3 of American Gods You DO want Avatar sequels, says James Cameron That kiss was removed in the Singaporean release of Rise of Skywalker Mando Season 2 is coming We almost did get more Rose Baby Luke is coming The writer of Rise of Skywalker wishes it was two movies The Snyder Cut is still a think people are talking about
Everybody’s got their thing and apparently Luke’s thing is ghost goo, who knew? What’s your thing? Write in and let us kno… actually never mind. Don’t do that. Matt makes coffee with one of these This coffee The Outer Worlds is doing well! Finally the flight sim we’ve all been waiting for You might need Disney + to understand what’s happening in Marvel movies from now on And you’ll get ads for a different service, at least for while A Halo TV show is finally happening
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already. Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
E3 was last week so we’ve got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts. Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bags Breath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: Tactics E3 streamer banned for filming in bathroom Give us Iron Man! Parfum du Semen