Luke’s been delivering dead bodies to the middle of nowhere. He’s also been playing Death Stranding. Dune: Awakening
Luke’s got an announcement! And too many Xboxes. Mass Effect Legendary Edition Avengers not assembling Tenet is coming Castle Rock is going Alex Trebek is gone
By the time you hear this at least one of us will hopefully have pre-ordered a new Xbox. Hopefully more than one of us. Sony beats Microsoft on price But pre-orders got all messed up And you might not get one even if you pre-ordered JK Rowling triples down Mando got fired? Rey was related to a few people The Outer Worlds DLC is here Jodorowsky not into the new Dune
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already. Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
Dan’s off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the ’90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo…uhh “Surprise Mechanic” and become a Mega Fan on Patreon! Links:Get your own R2 Droid Disney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy’s Edge opens Red Sonya has a new director Netflix cancels a show they never made KFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1st Minecraft Story mode now $100 an episode EA says lootboxes are “Surprise mechanics” and are ethical Avengers Endgame returns to theaters