Bicepeus: The Odyssey Review, Avengers Doomsday Trailer & Mandalorian Ends
This week we wonder how Nolan made a $250 million movie that looks like The Odyssey, while Moana 2 cost the same amount and looks like… Moana 2.
The Mandalorian
Peenomorph: James Bond Retrospective & Xenomorph Debate
If you’re looking for Luke we promise he really does show up, eventually! Lots of James Bond talk this week, plus some rare Star Wars whinging.
The Good Circle: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle & Alan Wake 2
You don’t own this podcast The Great Circle - https://www.darkhorizons.com/indiana-jones-the-great-circle-game-trailer/ Ubisoft owns your games - https://kotaku.com/ubisoft-prince-of-persia-the-lost-crown-subscription-1851167602 Disney Presents: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu: The Movie - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/the-mandalorian-star-wars-movie-directed-by-jon-favreau-1234941832/
Voluntary Mens Laughter: Alec Baldwin's Manslaughter Charges
Matt is currently scouring the woods around Starbucks looking for Alec Alec Baldwin facing charges Wizards walk it back, a bit Jerry talks about Acq Inc Xboxeos Red Letter Media raise $80k for charity Vin Diesel will not be starring in an Avatar
Xbox Dead: Moon Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Netflix Cancellations
Dan’s being very quiet this week. PAX East enforcer contracts COVID at PAX and dies Xbox Live was very very down Blade Runner RPG No more Moon Knight? Obiwan trailer Netflix not doing great?
Sportsgasm: Obi-Wan Kenobi Overhaul & Paul Wesley's Kirk Casting
It took 40 years but we’re finally discussing sport with each other. None of seem like the same sports which is a shame, but hopefully you’ll be interested in one of them. If not we still discuss the usual film, game and sexy celeb news. Obi-wan was too dark? Lindelof is making a Star War? Christopher Lloyd is still around Stop testing yourselves incorrectly Paul Wesley is Kirk Alexandria D’Addario is a hot witch D&D is back in gold
Longer Bubblier Luke: Book of Boba Fett & Beyond the Black Rainbow
A short biology lesson this week, followed by the usual banter about movies (some artsy fartsy movies this week), news and… Boba Fett. Joe said the word He also said no Fight Club has a less happy ending again Bring on the Schumacher cut Douglas Trumble has died Village Roadshow want their money
Jimmy Stamos Injection: Babylon 5 Reboot & Gladiator 2 Announced
Matt and Dan are new dads, which explains why they keep bringing their daughters to paleontologists and podiatrists and wondering why they aren’t getting adequate pediatric healthcare. Links:Babylon 5 reboot Ridley Scott making Gladiator 2 Mace Windu comic might be racist? The internet may have cost Lucy Lawless a Star Wars role George Lucas finally gets his own figurine Mandalorian season 3 begins filming
Tantiveiv: Bethesda Indiana Jones Game & Zack Snyder's Justice League
Have you ever realised that you’re pronouncing something wrong because you read it that way as a child? Can you even pronounce a made up fantasy word “wrong”? These are the deep existential questions we ask and don’t really answer very well on this weeks episode. Cyberpunk Multiplayer? Head of CD Projekt apologises Lucasfilm Games is back! Bethesdiana Jones Ubisoft Star Wars! Fallen Order - now in technicolour The Snyder Cut is still not sure what it is Brendan Fraser is a whale. Sorry, I mean he is The Whale. Mark Hamill also liked his Mando cameo
The Multiple Nerdgasm Holiday Special: The Book of Boba Fett
Happy holidays dear listeners! We’ve got our top picks of things for the year, plus some news and a few rants just to make your Christmas a bit special. Hope you all have a great holiday, we’ll see you next week as usual. Tom Cruise is pissed Cyberpunk gets pulled by Sony There is a pretty severe Cyberpunk bug Jeremy Bulloch has died The Book of Boba Fett
Mr Glenn V1 I Hate Ya: Toxic Avenger Reboot & Warner Movies to HBO Max
Dan’s finally got an Xbox coming to him and Luke’s got a bone to pick with another Xbox gamer. Mando spin off? RIP Quibi Warner movies to release on HBO Max Peter Dinkage is the Toxic Avenger Your PS5 might be cat food Twin Galaxies goes on the offensive Hugh Keays-Byrne is geek of the week
Druidry: The Queen's Gambit, David Prowse & Tenet
One of us is now an Xbox hall of famer! How Guybrush got his name The Queens Gambit is a record breaker Jeans Guy has been removed David Prowse has died
Egg Guzzlin': Wonder Woman 1984 & Cyberpunk 2077
We’re keeping it old school with lots of Star Wars news and banter this week! But don’t worry, that’s not all we discuss. It is a lot of it though. Photos of the Star Wars hotel Fox told George the prequels would suck Disney won’t pay up Apple reduces their cut for small businesses Wonder Woman 1984 is coming Cyberpunk is out there
Oral Failure: Xbox Series X & Chris Pratt Cast in Thor
It’s Xbox Series X week and Luke is so excited he forgot to hit record! Luckily we’ve learned our lessons over the years and there are backups in place for such things. Nothing happened at Ubisoft Kanye admits defeat Moral Failure The worst Chris is cast
This Person Is Geek Of The Week: Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Luke’s got an announcement! And too many Xboxes. Mass Effect Legendary Edition Avengers not assembling Tenet is coming Castle Rock is going Alex Trebek is gone
Shave The Lasht Shlap: Sean Connery Tribute & Cyberpunk 2077 Delayed
We bid farewell to an icon of the silver screen. His wit, charm and open hand will be missed, but I realised while editing that a very important part of the process has been missed. We’ll come back to this next week, I assure you… RIP Sean “Slaps” Connery Cyberpunk delayed No Man’s Sky getting prettier
Kathleen Characters: Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars & The Batman Delayed
Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse? Robert Pattinson tests positive for Covid 19The Rock has Covid 19Mando season two in October 2020John Boyega not a fan of Disney Keanu not aware that The Matrix was exclusively about being trans Ridley Scott not super impressed by Epic’s 1984 parody
A Batman: The Batman Trailer & Zack Snyder's Justice League
Hollywood has been listening to our little podcast again so Luke gets a question from last week answered. There are some DC trailers and things to discuss this week, plus we watched a bit of TV and played some video games. Oh and guess who shows up again? (No it’s not Terry)Olivia Wilde is directing a Marvel movie, maybe Spider-Woman Tenet reviews are here Lawrence Fishburne not invited to be in Matrix 4Probably because his character is dead Epic said Google don’t deserve 30% back in the day And they asked Apple for some outrageous stuff before this all started
Interception: Inception, Interstellar & Dr Disrespect Returns
Luke’s done his homework but he’s come back with some unexpected results. Night City Wire Episode 2Dr Disrespect is back
Droning On: Drone-Shooting Felony Charge & Taika Waititi's Star Wars Film
Luke’s house might be smart, but is it smart enough to know whether it’s ok to shoot down a drone? If it listens to this week’s episode it might be. Man faces felony charges for shooting a drone Taika Waititi is making a Star War Katee Sackhoff is in a Star War Timothy Olyphant is also in a Star War
Have you Heard? – Michael Biehn Joins Mando & Johnny Depp Sues Amber Heard
We’ve been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can’t go outside anymore! Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We’re almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed
Scent Of A Woman: JoJo Rabbit & 1917
This week Dan has a sexy story and Gwyneth Paltrow has released a candle that smells like… well you’ll have to listen to find out. Significantly less Star Wars news than usual this week since we’re not sure we even like it anymore. Baby Nigel Freddie and Carrie? It’s not KFC Hamm violin Hamm zither
The 20s: The Witcher & The Mandalorian
Happy New Year! Wrap up your 2019 and kick off your 2020 with this week’s episode! Belle Delphine was the top celebrity on PornHub in 2019Cats gets patched Orlando Jones won’t be in season 3 of American Gods You DO want Avatar sequels, says James Cameron That kiss was removed in the Singaporean release of Rise of Skywalker Mando Season 2 is coming We almost did get more Rose Baby Luke is coming The writer of Rise of Skywalker wishes it was two movies The Snyder Cut is still a think people are talking about
Rise of Skygasm: Rise of Skywalker Review
This episode is 99% Rise of Skywalker spoiler discussion and 1% jokes about Rian Johnson giving us a hand job, so if you haven’t seen the movie, yet, don’t care about the movie, or don’t wanna hear us talking about it for an hour then maybe skip this one? But come back next week pretty please because we’ll miss you! Oh and happy holidays! We forgot to say that in the episode because of all the Star Wars.