Punching the Camel Too: Andor, Indiana Jones 5 & Pentiment
Yay we like Star Wars again! Gary Whitta’s Star Wars show idea Indy 5 News Fancy Witcher Jason David Frank Mikey Kuhn Mehran Karimi Nasseri
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Babble On, Five: WandaVision, The Boys & Cyberpunk 2077 Refunds
We’ve got dueling Geeks of the Week this week, who will win? Luke says “why choose?” and once again flouts the rules. Mira Furlan RIPLarry King RIPMicrosoft fails to increase the price of Xbox Live
Gordon Lives! – Flash Gordon & Epic vs Apple Lawsuit
What movie would you “improve” with a fan edit of your own, if you could be bothered? We know the Queen’s answer. Xbox Series X in November Xbox Series S is a thing Halo Infinite delayed This War of Mine now part of Polish school curriculum Guy fired for making Hitler meme awarded 200k Apple and Google and Epic Epic lawsuit Epic propaganda
What's In It For Me? – Back to the Future's Plot Hole & Rogue One TV
Luke’s got a house (and a webcam), Dan’s got a new favourite TV show and Matt’s got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up. Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future “plot hole” explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you
Have you Heard? – Michael Biehn Joins Mando & Johnny Depp Sues Amber Heard
We’ve been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can’t go outside anymore! Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We’re almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed
Don't Ask About Tortuga: Doom Eternal Review & The Cats Butthole Cut
We hope you’re all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked “someone” to sort it out. This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying “home” Canadians are stockpiling… weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died
TPocalype Down Unda': The Batman's Batmobile & Indiana Jones 5
If you’re listening from Australia then we hope you’ve got yourself a nice little stockpile of the white gold rolls. If you’re overseas then get with the program - when the world ends you’re still gonna have to poop. Corona virus cancels SXSWFlat-earther dies like he lived: not proving the Earth is flat Evil Dead 2 boardgame is finally on it’s way Birds Of Nay Batmobile yay JJ Abrams made TOO good a Star Trek movie Mark Hamill ain’t Vesemir, this guy is Clone Palpatine Another clone Palpatine New Star Wars game? Spielburg says nah to Indy 5
The 20s: The Witcher & The Mandalorian
Happy New Year! Wrap up your 2019 and kick off your 2020 with this week’s episode! Belle Delphine was the top celebrity on PornHub in 2019Cats gets patched Orlando Jones won’t be in season 3 of American Gods You DO want Avatar sequels, says James Cameron That kiss was removed in the Singaporean release of Rise of Skywalker Mando Season 2 is coming We almost did get more Rose Baby Luke is coming The writer of Rise of Skywalker wishes it was two movies The Snyder Cut is still a think people are talking about
Rise of Skygasm: Rise of Skywalker Review
This episode is 99% Rise of Skywalker spoiler discussion and 1% jokes about Rian Johnson giving us a hand job, so if you haven’t seen the movie, yet, don’t care about the movie, or don’t wanna hear us talking about it for an hour then maybe skip this one? But come back next week pretty please because we’ll miss you! Oh and happy holidays! We forgot to say that in the episode because of all the Star Wars.
Reverse Digestion: Xbox Series X & Wonder Woman 1984
There’s a new Xbox coming, a bunch of movie trailers and Rise of Skywalker is out this week! This episode covers lots of stuff so dig in. JJ says he’s bad at endings John Boyega is critical of The Last Jedi He also called Kelly Marie Tran “weak”… or did he? (he didn’t)Pedro Pascal isn’t really in The Mandalorian that much Wonder Woman 1984 Gerstbersters Erfterlerf Xbox Series X
Baby Yoda: Tesla Cybertruck & RoboCop Reboot
This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry. JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guess Joker is definitely getting a sequel Oh wait, no it isn’t
Graphic Boxers: Benioff and Weiss Exit Star Wars & Mandalorian Trailer
We all compare boxers as Dan prepares for his secret work trip to the beach with Leonardo DiCaprio. Links:The Witcher series trailer released Beniof and Weiss have lost their Star Wars trilogy We were wrong about Rise of Skywalker ticket sales Mandalorian trailer Diablo 4 announced
Off Yer Guts: Scorsese vs. Marvel & Terminator: Dark Fate
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already. Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
George Orwell's Dickfarm: Gemini Man & Maniac Cop HBO Series
What do you search for on “the hub?” Send Matt your recomendations! Links:Norwegian guests upset at the weather Gary Glitter’s Joker royalties People going to PornHub for Joker content No theaters will play Gemini Man the way director Ang Lee intended it Nicolas Winding Refn to remake Maniac Cop for HBORose not included in Star Wars poster Rian Joshnson not so confident about his Star Wars trilogy Wedge is coming back!
Let Jagged: The Man in the High Castle & Obi-Wan Kenobi Series
We’re baaaaack! We had a great time hanging out in Paris, now we’re back to hanging out on the internet as usual. Lots to discuss this week, even though we’re not entirely settled into our normal time zones. Joker wins best film Disney cancels a panel Marvel tries to plug a Star Wars plot hole Ewan McGregor will star in a Kenobi series Sean Connery controls the weather?
Ginger Beer and Werther's: Knives Out Trailer & Witcher Netflix Photos
Are you our youngest listener? This group of grandpas is looking for someone to share their Werther’s Originals with. Just please, don’t send photos. Links:Ruin Johnson has another movie: Knives Out The Witcher Netflix photos have been released Porn sites in Hong Kong shut down so more people will protest Dave Bautista only wants to do good movies
Endgame: Avengers Endgame Spoilers & Peter Mayhew Tribute
The spoilers are all at the end of the episode! And there’s a bunch of cool stuff we discuss before that, so if you haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame then don’t skip all of this episode, but do skip the end. Peter Mayhew has died Man swallows Airpod? We’re skeptical and yet we still discuss it. John Williams still rules This guy got bashed for spoiling Endgame. We promise to try really hard not to. Don’t bash us.
Ruin Johnson: Palpatine Returns in Episode IX & The Snyder Cut Confirmed
Grab your Bingo sheets, today we nail all the classics, starting with our default topic: Star Wars.
One Big Kitty: Katy Perry Blackface Shoe Controversy
Sad news this week as we learn that Luke may not be able to get to Mars after all. If you happen to have some sort of space craft and can’t find a use for it then please get in touch so we can send him on his way. Mars One files for bankruptcy Red Sonya on hold CD Projekt Red coughs up some cash Katy Perry felt left out Making a Murderer is still going on Down south your coupons get political We hate prank shows but this is pretty funny Deadmau5 banned from Twitch for yelling slurs Star Wars Episode IX has finished shooting
The Score Pool: Batfleck Officially Dead & Ariana Grande Tattoo Mistranslation
Dan is absent again. We think he is painting his face and body in preparation for the Super Bowl. You may not know this but we are big fans of all sports: hitting goals, kicking touchdowns, that kind of thing.
Cancer Camp Smoker: Stan Lee's Death & Red Dead Redemption 2
How many pieces of bacon should you eat each morning? And how many degrees should the bacon be?
Off-brand Gasm: A Quiet Place Review & GoldenEye Oddjob Cheating
We briefly talk Tuppaware, then remember we’re not that old yet and get back to complaining about the current state of nerd culture. Was Stan Lee forced to make that video saying there was no elder abuse taking place? Guardians 3 is now on hold There’s no God, golf or Sean Connery in Scotland Man prints a giant Dinky Fallout Rum is a thing we’re into Netflix has joined Hollywood in stealing our ideas Teledildonics up for grabs Idris Elba isn’t James Bond, but Edgar Wright might be directing James Bond? Odd Job is a cheat. Just kidding, the cheat is you! Tasting rocks is a thing. Sorry for doubting […]
Announcements About Space: Disney's Fox Merger & No Man's Sky NEXT
Dan is still absent from the podcast. Presumably he got lost swimming around The Pirate Bay. He told us he was in Italy and that’s what that means, right?
On Bended Knee: Stan Lee Autograph Drama & Lando Returns for Episode 9
Luke doesn’t want people to die, they just do. Like people’s Nanas. We are sure they’re lovely. They won’t be Geek of the Week anytime soon, though.