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It’s a wild ride this week! Stephen Fry’s voice has been stolen Unity backtracks Sound of Freedom guy accused Man sues Google Cyberpunk 2077 is awesome Elon Musk is not awesome Microsoft considered buying Nintendo Bluey is coming
Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred? New Beatles album incoming Ted Kaczynski Treat Williams Cormac Mc Carthy Tarantino likes animals? Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood? The Flash director will do Batman next Star Wars: Outlaws Andor wouldn’t be green lit today
Long live the King. Not that long obviously because he’s what, 73? But a bit longer. The Queen has died The Console the Queen loved Time Runner Cyberpuuuuunk! Prey (not the movie)Stand up for Brendan Spit on Chris Pine? Burning Jam
Nothing’s gonna stop Luke climbing the achievement ladder, although he might have some trouble with a set of achievement stairs. CYBERPUNK! Battlefield 2042 isn’t bad, other games are just more good Amazon is going to try and make Disco Elysium into a TV show Joe made more dough than we thought Half in the Bag: The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory
Dan’s back and so is Only Fans. Coincidence? Only Fans will allow the good stuff again Nicholas Brendan arrested. Again. Nathan Mc Fillion Face
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the episodes of our podcast. Actually, let’s not bring up the concept of “time” as we aren’t sure Luke fully understands it. Links:OnlyFans cuts ties with their main source of income Denis Villeneuve confirms Luke’s predictions Quake enhanced re-release Skyrim anniversary edition Cyberpunk patch released Geek of the Week: Trevor Moore Geek of the Week: Sean Lock
Sorry about last week! We’re back though and we promise to let you know next time we take a child care break. Please don’t unsubscribe from Luke (as a friend). Cyberpunk is now stable Harrison Ford unfortunately is not Patty Jenkins is not writing Rogue Squadron Dogmeat is dead meat
We’re back in Revachol baby! But something isn’t quite right - somebody important to us has changed and it’s going to take some getting used to. Not Luke. Luke never changes. Disco Elysium: The Final Cut PAX East cancelled, PAX Online returns Cyberpunk patched CD Projekt to chill on the marketing Rian Johnson returns Gina Carano filtered
Want to hear how Luke was right? Again? Well then, join us for another delicious episode full of film, TV and video game news.
Lots of random topics today, I guess we were feeling chatty this week! No you can’t do Keanu Cyberpunk still doing well Fallout New Vegas mod pulled down This is probably why Snyder Cut - March 18th Matrix Resurrections When you wish upon a Star
We’ve got dueling Geeks of the Week this week, who will win? Luke says “why choose?” and once again flouts the rules. Mira Furlan RIPLarry King RIPMicrosoft fails to increase the price of Xbox Live
Have you ever realised that you’re pronouncing something wrong because you read it that way as a child? Can you even pronounce a made up fantasy word “wrong”? These are the deep existential questions we ask and don’t really answer very well on this weeks episode. Cyberpunk Multiplayer? Head of CD Projekt apologises Lucasfilm Games is back! Bethesdiana Jones Ubisoft Star Wars! Fallen Order - now in technicolour The Snyder Cut is still not sure what it is Brendan Fraser is a whale. Sorry, I mean he is The Whale. Mark Hamill also liked his Mando cameo
It’s a Geek of the Week redemption, or is it resurrection? Tanya Roberts hadn’t died but now has Denmark’s new children’s show is interesting Sex and the City is coming back Lucasfilm is not into Patty anymore? Star Wars has a new era
Happy New Year! Vegans can now enjoy the wonders of SPAM, Dan is suitably impressed by his Xbox Series X and we remembered that Brian Dennehey died this year, possibly eaten by Hitler’s alligator. RIP Tanya Roberts Omnipork
This description is for a photo of a Multiple Nerdgasm episode. Downloader will receive one brand new, in the box, Multiple Nerdgasm Episode photo. Just kidding, how would that even work? CD Projekt Red investors are suing But at least the bad bug is fixed KFConsole. Eww. Buy a photo of a PS5 instead Wonder Woman 1984 is bad or good They’re making a third one either way Dune may not stream after all George Lucas defends his dialog
Happy holidays dear listeners! We’ve got our top picks of things for the year, plus some news and a few rants just to make your Christmas a bit special. Hope you all have a great holiday, we’ll see you next week as usual. Tom Cruise is pissed Cyberpunk gets pulled by Sony There is a pretty severe Cyberpunk bug Jeremy Bulloch has died The Book of Boba Fett
Dan’s finally got an Xbox coming to him and Luke’s got a bone to pick with another Xbox gamer. Mando spin off? RIP Quibi Warner movies to release on HBO Max Peter Dinkage is the Toxic Avenger Your PS5 might be cat food Twin Galaxies goes on the offensive Hugh Keays-Byrne is geek of the week
We’re keeping it old school with lots of Star Wars news and banter this week! But don’t worry, that’s not all we discuss. It is a lot of it though. Photos of the Star Wars hotel Fox told George the prequels would suck Disney won’t pay up Apple reduces their cut for small businesses Wonder Woman 1984 is coming Cyberpunk is out there
We bid farewell to an icon of the silver screen. His wit, charm and open hand will be missed, but I realised while editing that a very important part of the process has been missed. We’ll come back to this next week, I assure you… RIP Sean “Slaps” Connery Cyberpunk delayed No Man’s Sky getting prettier
Who managed to give Microsoft money and who didn’t?!! Microsoft certainly spent a lot of money this week. Microsoft buys Zenimax Media Xbox Series X pre-orders were fun Cyberpunk will be a bit shorter Mass Effect remasters delayed
Luke’s done his homework but he’s come back with some unexpected results. Night City Wire Episode 2Dr Disrespect is back
Lots happened this week! We’ve got streaming service shutdowns, silicon showdowns and game delay meltdowns. Billy Mitchell is back on top Mixer certainly isn’t Apple announces a lot of stuff Star Wars Squadrons is a game Elon Musk says he didn’t have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delvigne And Amber Heard’s lawsuit against Johnny Depp has been dropped Cyberpunk has been delayed You can no longer spawn in Klan members in Red Dead 2 online PAX is going online