If you’re looking for Luke we promise he really does show up, eventually! Lots of James Bond talk this week, plus some rare Star Wars whinging.
Don’t peek under Luke’s laundry pile, that’s where he keeps his secrets. We talk James Bond, Missions Impossible, Formulas One, Years 28, Laughing Last, and more!
We’re thankful for you, listener! We’re also thankful for Red Dwarf, Quantum Break, Thanksgiving (the movie), Blood Rage, Kristy, The Rock and more!
Need somewhere to lay low while something you did blows over? Matt’s Vermont house has become a respite for those who may be in some trouble. Links:Dune: Part Two set for Fall 2023 Denis Villeneuve wants to make at least three Dune movies Eternals has lowest score of any Marvel film Hayden Christensen to return for Ahsoka series Alec Baldwin hides out near Matt’s Vermont house Production companies may to switch to prop guns Rust armorer shifts blame Richard Stanley files charges against accuser Boaty McBoatface launches
The new Bond film has been announced here on our podcast. Forget “That Pheobe,” the new Bond is a man and that man is… Luke? And the director is Dan! And the newest sexy Bond girl is… Oh no, it’s Matt. Links:Mike Flanagan’s next show to be Fall of the House of Usher Hellraiser has a new Pinhead Vileneuve thought Blade Runner might get him in trouble But he’d be fine with directing Bond WandaVision’s Agatha to get a spin off William Shatner going to space Scream house listed on AirBnB
Triggered by sexual curiosity? Load up the Multiple Nerdgasm FMV game, we’ve got some sexy cutscenes for you. Links:Life is Strange being review bombed LOTR boxed set costs $1500Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis
Tom Hardy plays Luke in this Christopher Nolan adaptation of the podcast. You decide what the ending will be. Links:Cybertruck delayed Mad Max: Fury Road cars up for auction Alan Wake remake The Matrix Trailer Dune sequel “highly likely” Christopher Nolan working an Oppenheimer movie Star Wars KOTR remake Shang-Chi star used to be a stock photo model
This week Dan watched The Justice League, Matt watched Coco and Luke watched Porkies 1,2 and 3. We also have a competition running where you can win a fantastic dice box from Dog Might Games! Judged and found to be “a bit of a c*#t” Charles Manson is dead Flat earther is going to kill himself in the name of not-science Tesla made a badass semi Linkin Park – winners and losers The Justice League is not doing well at the box office If Affleck walks then there is another… Denis vs Bond Blade Runner 2049 was great but didn’t perform great