The Boner Temple: The Bone Temple Review & Chris Pratt on Infinity War
Are we getting old or is the world just getting worse? It’s probably the world.
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Raised By Mammals: Karl Jobst Completionist Update & Henry Cavill Doll
Luke has a desk, but not a microphone. Fingers crossed for next week. But we won’t let that stop us discussing all the latest in random stuff from the internet!
Peenomorph: James Bond Retrospective & Xenomorph Debate
If you’re looking for Luke we promise he really does show up, eventually! Lots of James Bond talk this week, plus some rare Star Wars whinging.
Mining and Crafting: Sinners Review, Superman Trailer & PAX East 2025
Matt’s back from PAX East 2025! What did he see, what did he play, what did he like? You’ll have to listen to find out!
Call 555-NERD: Sicario Review & Mulholland Drive Review
We’re back after a week away, sorry about that! This week we discuss Luke’s new rules for drinking, Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon and Suckerpunch, more Mission: Impossible movies, Sicario, Mulholland Drive and more David Lynch stuff, The Fallout TV show, and much more!
Bored of the Rings: Lord of the Rings & Henry Cavill Witcher Exit
I promise I’m not dead! Floridas Joker no longing going to sue rockstar - https://www.ign.com/articles/florida-joker-says-hes-not-suing-rockstar-over-gta-6-anymore-but-does-want-to-be-paid-to-voice-the-character New category added to Oscars - https://variety.com/2024/film/awards/oscars-new-best-casting-category-1235902419/ There will be no Ayer cut - https://www.darkhorizons.com/ayers-suicide-squad-hopes-are-over/ 28 Years Later announced - https://www.vg247.com/28-days-later-sequel-28-years-later-announced?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Fans think this awkward interview is why Cavil left The Witcher - https://www.gamingbible.com/news/tv-and-film/the-witcher-fans-torn-over-awkward-footage-859932-20240118
Again Two There Are. No more. No less. – Henry Cavill Highlander
Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-a-conspiracy/news-story/0530ce868da017ef2c751e823dcdd415 Give Charlie Sheen’s daughter some money too - https://people.com/sami-sheen-onlyfans-stirring-up-drama-with-parents-denise-richards-charlie-sheen-source-7547328 Buy some beer from Amouranth - https://kotaku.com/amouranth-beer-yeast-order-of-yoni-twitch-kick-1850966738 Todd Howard didn’t WANT to announce Elder Scrolls 6, you made him! - https://www.darkhorizons.com/why-elder-scrolls-vi-announced-so-early/
Enjoy Sea Village: Avatar: The Way of Water Review
Luke is back and not only has he been in hospital, he’s also been in a movie theatre! People are loving Avatar 2, maybe even Luke Cameron has a 9 hour cut of Avatar 3James Cameron says it does female empowerment better than Marvel Henry Cavill will not be Superman anymore He will also not be Geralt But he will be in a Warhammer 40k series Wonder Woman 3 canned Patty Jenkins wrote a shit treatment? She says she didn’t “walk away”, she was fired Apparently The Flash is as good as Spiderman No Way Home James Gunn says they’re considering lots of stuff so don’t believe everything And despite this going viral, they are not incorporating the Pattinson Batman Black Adam set to lose big Wednesday is fun Christmas traditions follow up!
Lawyering Up: Elon Musk's Twitter Takeover & Henry Cavill Leaves The Witcher
On how many episodes of a podcast do you need to act like you’re a lawyer before you’re legally a lawyer? Asking for a friend. Elon is flipping the table at Twitter I guess A new Witcher An old Witcher made new Wot is art? Luke can Return to Monkey Island soon
Really Big Decks: James Gunn's DC Studios & Bayonetta Voice Actor Drama
Ye, Musk, Cavill, Gunn, Alderson - all the big names. Ye will not be stopped Elon has taken over (Twitter)Henry Cavill will return as Superman James Gunn is the new head of the DCUBayonetta drama
Unrememorable: Ridley Scott Blames Millennials & Momoa as The Crow
All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga. Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario’s Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows …and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema …and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud
Insert Clever Title: Henry Cavill Highlander Reboot & Dave Filoni Promoted
Matt chose sleep over our listeners this week
Hack The Planet: Henry Cavill's DC Career & Joss Whedon Scandal
Join us this week for Henry Cavill’s demotion. Mini Stay-pufts for some reason Bill Murray will return Joss was mean Rogan has been trimmed
Snack Snyder: Zack Snyder’s Justice League, WandaVision & Anthem Shutdown
Want to hear how Luke was right? Again? Well then, join us for another delicious episode full of film, TV and video game news.
Erotic Puppetry: Hamilton on Disney+ & Mike Tyson vs Shark
We said we were going to keep it light this week but then Grant Imahara died and things went downhill from there. So it may not be light but hopefully it’s amusing. Dr Disrespect still doesn’t know why he was banned Mike Tyson will fight a shark Amber Heard is back in court A picture of you can go to the sports games Xbox One X and S stop production Xbox Live 12 month cards no longer available No Man’s Sky gets a creepy update xCloud to be included with Game Pass Ultimate Matrix cinematographer on why the sequels suck Tenet will probably be delayed And so will Bond
TPocalypse Intensified: Blade Runner 2049 Rewatch & Cobra Kai Review
We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird. We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you. Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can’t be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years
A Significant Amount Money More: Gladiator 2 News
Everybody is back aboard the podcast train this week and we’ve got some exciting updates, including Terminator follow up direct from Lance Henriksen himself! Red Dead 2 is a big deal People are really mad about Diablo Immortal Gladiator 2 is a thing Cavill of Rivia Satan is getting litigious Despite Luke’s insistence they aren’t being made, Avatar sequels are being made
AIDs of the Heart: Upgrade Movie Review & Henry Cavill Cast As Geralt
If you want stuff to happen in the world, we need more likes! Spread the good word of Multiple Nerdgasm and we could get Norm Macdonald cast in more films. Luke is giving away a PAX Aus Pass… Listens for details! Links: Principal hires pole dancer for his kindergarten Burt Reynolds passed up roles and then passed away NASA sued for trespassing on Mars Fertility doctor uses his own sperm to impregnate women Donate to our Patreon to get access to our After Party episode Henry Cavill gets cast to make The Witcher series just average Chewbacca has not eaten a human
Enjoy Your Last Few Months: James Gunn Fired from Guardians 3
This week we consider the criterion necessary to become Geek of the Week. Turns out, just being in a Lady Gaga video does not get you the accolade.
Aubrey Brie: Justice League, GLOW & Han Solo Movie
Matt’s not here this week as he and Jenna are exploring covered bridges and trying home-made jams, we assume, so Dan and Luke are dutch-ruddering. There’s midget watch, giant watch, but no griffin watch. Luke is again forbidden to enter Dan’s house as he expresses interest in Google Glass, and Dan shows his age by using the word flabbergasted.