Matt beat an innocent stranger to death with a rock this week. Listen to find out what the hell that’s about. We get into the Xbox chaos (Ninja Theory gone, Elder Scrolls 6 still apparently coming in 2028 or possibly never, Tim Schafer potentially going indie), the Commodore flip phone that blocks social media and may or may not be purchased by Luke on the spot, why Ridley Scott doing Treasure Island feels weird, and the very depressing news that Europe can’t legally force publishers to keep game servers alive. Also Matt’s daughter is already better at the Bluey game than he is, which tracks.
This week there’s lots to be upset about! Tenacious D is over, Halo is over, The Acolyte is over (for now) and everybody is overjoyed to hear that Dan is back.
Alec Baldwin is off the hook, thanks to some serious screw ups by the prosecution! We perform an in-depth analysis of the two hours of court room footage Matt watched on the treadmill today. Are we lawyers? No. Are we going to let that stop us? Also no. We also talk some more about The Acolyte, Dragon Age, Elden Ring’s DLC, Still Wakes The Deep, Neil Gaiman and more. Oh and we address some of the feedback we received from lovely YouTube commenters on our last episode. Thanks guys, stay positive!
We also do our own stunts, as you’ll discover in this episode.
Matt needs to walk back some things he said in our last episode and Dan isn’t happy about it. Starfield is trash (says Walmart) - https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/one-mans-trash-is-another-mans-treasure-walmart-will-reportedly-throw-out-physical-copies-of-starfield-if-no-one-buys-the-disks-for-3-cents Silent Hill 2 Remake gameplay footage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayKICAIUHkA There’s a new, short Silent Hill game out right now on PS5 and it’s free - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmEamyHS3c4 We need one of these Dune 2 popcorn buckets - https://kotaku.com/dune-2-popcorn-bucket-sandworm-1851215982 We also need this Alan Wake thermos - https://www.alanwake.com/story/alan-wake-2-x-airam-oh-deer-thermos/ Rust stuff again - https://variety.com/2024/film/news/rust-prosecutor-armorer-live-bullets-set-1235893410/ SAG stands with Alec Baldwin - https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2024-01-25/alec-baldwin-rust-case-halyna-hutchins-sag-aftra
Luke was full of it. Full of what? Tune in to find out… Alec Baldwin is back on the manslaughter block - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/alec-baldwin-could-face-new-rust-involuntary-manslaughter-charge-1234917796/ Actors can’t dress up as movie characters for Halloween - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/sag-aftra-bans-halloween-costumes-struck-content-1234918582/ Netflix is raising prices, thanks possibly to the new contract negotiations - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/netflix-raises-prices-up-to-17-amid-new-contracts-licensing-costs/ X is in trouble with Europe so Elon might just… block Europe? - https://9to5mac.com/2023/10/19/x-in-europe-ban/
Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you? The trigger Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar? Mountain Dew destroys DNA? Starfield goes gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk
We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden? Coronation penis party Alec Baldwin commissions a doco Writers are striking Stuff is on hold Pornhub blocks itself Man opens a drug store. Is arrested. Principle shows penis Da Vinci draws penis Disney sues Desantis Dooooon Toooooo Gran Turismo
Dan is away so Matt and Luke will play! Not sure what I mean by that exactly, we just did a podcast like normal. Netflix password sharing Alec Baldwin’s charges dropped Schumacher NOT interviewed Starship go boom Jonathan Majors dropped by his team And from some movies F Murray Abraham was fired And has apologised We were robbed
This didn’t come up in the main show but I want you to know that Luke made himself a lovely cocktail but he was unable to get the shaker open so he just had to stare it for the whole episode. Rust docs are online so stop asking for them DC stuff revealed James Mangold to do the Swamp Thing movie James Gunn comments on Zach Levi’s tweet Batgirl was “unreleasable”Anya Taylor-Joy got hacked
Dan’s been dipping his toe into the world of internet “theories”, an area Luke has been studying for years.• Rust will be completed• Rey was always a nobody
Matt is currently scouring the woods around Starbucks looking for Alec Alec Baldwin facing charges Wizards walk it back, a bit Jerry talks about Acq Inc Xboxeos Red Letter Media raise $80k for charity Vin Diesel will not be starring in an Avatar
Yay we like Star Wars again! Gary Whitta’s Star Wars show idea Indy 5 News Fancy Witcher Jason David Frank Mikey Kuhn Mehran Karimi Nasseri
Join us on Mastodon, as soon as we can figure out what that means and how to do it. Twitter stuff Indiana Jones prequel? Indy will not “be replaced by a woman”, whatever that even means
Dan and Matt’s kid dress up as fan favourites, Star Vader and Baby Yoga. Not the kid they had together, unless you can have a kid from docking and one of them carried it like in Junior. Links:Carole Baskin suing Netflix over Tiger King season 2Metallica teaches a MasterClass on how to be a band Jason Momoa has COVIDKristen Stewart is off the market The internet is mad at Chris Pratt Rust armorer claims sabotage
Need somewhere to lay low while something you did blows over? Matt’s Vermont house has become a respite for those who may be in some trouble. Links:Dune: Part Two set for Fall 2023 Denis Villeneuve wants to make at least three Dune movies Eternals has lowest score of any Marvel film Hayden Christensen to return for Ahsoka series Alec Baldwin hides out near Matt’s Vermont house Production companies may to switch to prop guns Rust armorer shifts blame Richard Stanley files charges against accuser Boaty McBoatface launches
See Spot pray. Pray, Spot, pray. Spot meets Cindy. Pray Spot doesn’t read Cindy’s book. Links:Gun accident on the set of Rust Dune part 2 looking promising Indy 5 delayed Superman colorist quits over the new Superman Mythic Quest: 2 more seasons Mass grave found suspiciously close to Matt
Matt and Luke join you for another week of poopy socks and bad livers. Be warned: 45:05 - 45:43 contains a Batman V Superman spoiler
