Luke’s heroics at a pub meat raffle set the tone for this week’s episode. When a man grabs a woman’s arm on the dance floor he’ll be there, like a red bearded Batman. An 83-year-old man’s retirement fund - a warehouse’s worth of vintage Star Wars LEGO he’s been sitting on since the ’90s - is stuck in the middle of one of the strangest internet dramas going right now. Bricks and Minifigs, Antifa, a YouTuber getting arrested in corporate lobbies, a police raid on an Airbnb to search for stolen LEGO, and a Patreon CEO publicly telling a franchise to get stuffed. Nuts. That’s not all: Matt has sunk 131 hours into Dune: Awakening and it’s coming to Xbox and Game Pass in September, which means he and Luke might actually play it together (for about two weeks before their schedules implode). Uwe Boll is back with a potential Batman/Punisher ripoff that Warner Bros. forced him to rename. Luke cannot play Wolverine because Sony exist. And the Buffy the Vampire Slayer LEGO set - the library AND The Bronze, with minifigs - is officially under review after clearing the Ideas supporter threshold.
Luke Skywalker blowing up Jabba’s sail barge is the greatest war crime in Star Wars history. Not the Death Star - a military target, the sail barge full of slaves and service workers. Luke knew exactly what he was doing and he chose evil. This is the kind of analysis you get here.
This week Microsoft claims Luke has nothing to worry about, Brussels refuses to get Disturbed, Tron does poorly, Luke and Dan have been to PAX Aus, and more!
We’re back and we’ve all seen Maxxxine now! We also talk Mr Robot, NIN vs Tron, Uwe Boll, Borderlands and more!
Despite contracting the dreaded c-word Luke’s work ethic has ensure we have an episode to deliver unto you this week. Obiwan The plug Penguin Time Jonah Hill wanted to riddle you Bill Murrayman Pugh Pugh Pugh! More Dune? A more Grimey Dune? Bruce Willis update
What do female streamers have that Luke doesn’t?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J. R.? Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom
It’s finally here! We said it would never happen so Zack Snyder convinced Warner Bros to give him millions of dollars just so he could prove us wrong. We’re flattered. No more Snyderverse? Disco Elysium refused classification down under Fallout 76 getting more content
Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone! Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbation Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogue Careful with them sex toys, boys Cinema are killing cinema Edward Norton disappointed in Marvel Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
It’s a special (and late) episode this week! Matt and Dan are both off adventuring so Luke enlisted the help of his wife Hannah. If you’ve ever wondered who on earth would agree to marry Luke then this is your chance to find out!
Luke is still off on his Japanese honeymoon, so Dan and Matt take you through Michael Keaton’s career, film pre-orders, the video games they’re currently playing and women in film. If there is a segment of this podcast you didn’t enjoy, remember: It’s not them; it’s their dicks.
Imagine if everyone had to pay an idiot tax every time they did something stupid. We would like to offer our apologies for the audio quality of this episode. In the absence of Luke, Dan assumed his mantle and got drunk, which consequently led to him recording into what can only be described as a potato. An echo chamber of potatoes.
Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.
