Raised By Mammals: Karl Jobst Completionist Update & Henry Cavill Doll
Luke has a desk, but not a microphone. Fingers crossed for next week. But we won’t let that stop us discussing all the latest in random stuff from the internet!
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SubOptimal: Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny & Spider-Verse Ban in UAE
Matt was sick this week so he doesn’t know what to write here! Hopefully Luke and Dan can keep us all entertained. Harrison Ford in ETBible banned Release the Schumacher Cut The Flash in the pan Ezra silenced Spider-banned
Crying on the Falcon: Affleck on Awful Justice League & Stalker 2 Delay
Did you forget about us? We miss you! We hope you’re not at Office Works reliving Obi Wan’s death or doing something worse like watching The Book of Boba Fett. That’s some bull crap. Links:Stalker 2 delayed until December 2022 Galactic Starcruiser Hotel no longer sold out Affleck Reflects On ‘Awful’ “Justice League” Time
The Score Pool: Batfleck Officially Dead & Ariana Grande Tattoo Mistranslation
Dan is absent again. We think he is painting his face and body in preparation for the Super Bowl. You may not know this but we are big fans of all sports: hitting goals, kicking touchdowns, that kind of thing.
Hundo Three: Suspiria Remake Review & Autopsy of Jane Doe Recommendation
We’ve been doing this shit for 8 years now and we have finally made it to episode 300. Bet you didn’t think we would get this far. Accompany us for our tricentennial celebration episode with 300 games, 300 segments and 3(00) hosts. And if you have any interest in joining our Peacock Party, head over to our Patreon.
The Fluffy Joker: Joaquin Phoenix Joker & Ben Affleck Batman Exit
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
Hollywood Cripple: Black Panther & Mark Hamill Walk of Fame Star
Please, we are begging (Luke is begging). Head over to our Patreon and donate. Luke needs $2,000 by Tuesday so he can go to Hollywood to see Mark Hamill get his Walk of Fame star. Links: Mark Hamill is finally getting a star There is a new social media platform Art director from Blade Runner 2049 hired for Star Wars Episode 9 Joss Whedon is no longer directing Batgirl Flight Sim pirates other pirates
Aubrey Brie: Justice League, GLOW & Han Solo Movie
Matt’s not here this week as he and Jenna are exploring covered bridges and trying home-made jams, we assume, so Dan and Luke are dutch-ruddering. There’s midget watch, giant watch, but no griffin watch. Luke is again forbidden to enter Dan’s house as he expresses interest in Google Glass, and Dan shows his age by using the word flabbergasted.
Unfunny, Worthless Podcast: Last Jedi Title Reveal & Bubbles Biopic
We’ve got a brand new episode and it’s filled with inaccurate reviews and inappropriate jokes. This episode is for you, Chiller 7!
No One Can John Hurt Him Anymore: John Hurt Tribute
Please help us get in contact with James Cameron. Every podcast we create from now on will exclusively cover the world of Avatar, unless Iron Sky 2 gets funded; in that case, forget about the Avatar thing.
Erection Friendly Onesies: Reddit's AMAgeddon & Xbox 360 Red Ring Fix
Join us and the extended Smallshoe family for another week of sort of up-to-date news on video games, Michael Jackson and Batman’s 1960 The Joker, Cesar Romero.
Renegade Santa: The Interview Sony Hack & Saving Christmas
Do you ever feel like Christmas has been hijacked by Evangelists? In our holiday special, we put the nerd back in Christmas! Or in Nerdsmas. Christnerds. Whatever.