We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird. We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you. Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can’t be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years
The Academy Award for Best Podcast Host Who’s Joined An Acting Class And Also Had A Camera Inside Him goes to… Luke! This week we discuss the Oscars and related films, some TV shows, some books and of course Luke’s recent “procedure"Man causes traffic jam with his little red wagon
This episode is accidentally about 50% Star Wars so sorry if you’re not interested in adorable little creatures and badass bounty hunters. We do talk about some other films too, plus a video game. It’s a Star Wars video game. Sorry. JJ Talks The Force Awakens And Rey Cybertruck Roboreboot Charlies Angels isn’t doing well and it’s our fault I guess Joker is definitely getting a sequel Oh wait, no it isn’t
Is Maclunkey the younger brother of hit 80s TV character Macgyver? Or is he some sort of noir gumshoe? Listen to this weeks episode to find out that, and more! Han shoots. That’s all we know for sure. Maclunkey! Do we need another holiday special? Disney+ is doing just fine Without Spider-man And with a touch of racism Anthem might get better! And you can stream it to your phone! We didn’t win any awards. YET.
Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt’s iPhone! Links:Robert Pattinson “paves a road” with his masturbation Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion Rise of Skywalker trailer Disney+ catalogue Careful with them sex toys, boys Cinema are killing cinema Edward Norton disappointed in Marvel Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
What do you search for on “the hub?” Send Matt your recomendations! Links:Norwegian guests upset at the weather Gary Glitter’s Joker royalties People going to PornHub for Joker content No theaters will play Gemini Man the way director Ang Lee intended it Nicolas Winding Refn to remake Maniac Cop for HBORose not included in Star Wars poster Rian Joshnson not so confident about his Star Wars trilogy Wedge is coming back!
Don’t believe everything you read on bathrooms stalls…unless it’s about how intense Joaquin Phoenix is.
Dan is absent again. We think he is painting his face and body in preparation for the Super Bowl. You may not know this but we are big fans of all sports: hitting goals, kicking touchdowns, that kind of thing.
What is Luke craving this week? It’s probably just more conversation about diets, home goods and how to measure things.
Dan’s away so Matt and Luke will play! Not the Evil Dead board game though - that Kickstarter is dead in the water at this point. We watched a few trailers this week thanks to San Diego Comic Con so we chat about those, plus there’s some remake, reboot, and revival news!
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
We’re all back and we’ve brought the gift of “news”. It’s in quotations because we don’t recommend you actually listen to us for your news – there are professionals for that. But if you’re after a laugh, maybe some insight and a remix of Dan stumbling over his words then we’ve got you covered this week. Weather is a dick… news Longest standing video game record is a fake Joaquin Phoenix is such a Joker No white people aren’t being attacked at screenings of Black Panther, stop it Blind bisexual goose in love triangle with two swans, dies age 40 Apparently Zack Snyder was fired from the DC Universe completely […]
Luke is still off on his Japanese honeymoon, so Dan and Matt take you through Michael Keaton’s career, film pre-orders, the video games they’re currently playing and women in film. If there is a segment of this podcast you didn’t enjoy, remember: It’s not them; it’s their dicks.
Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.
