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Xbox is the new Xbox: Project Helix Confirmed & Tim Cook Steps Down

Luke left a Rabbitohs game at halftime (they were up 24-0, which apparently is suspicious rather than reassuring) to record this, so you’re welcome. The big Xbox news: Game Pass is cheaper now, but Call of Duty won’t be day one anymore because apparently people were actually buying it and Microsoft noticed the gap in their wallet. Project Helix will be a real Xbox you can buy — not just a chip inside someone else’s handheld — though the ‘available as’ phrasing has Matt convinced ASUS will also be selling one. The Black Flag remaster looks sick in motion even if some of the screenshots are weirdly picked. Conan Exiles is getting a free UE5 glow-up on PC, which interrupted Matt’s current Dune Awakening era where he basically just pops in every few days to top up his shields. In other news: the guy who leaked the new Avatar movie is in serious trouble in Singapore (Luke’s taxi driver once warned him not to pick up a leaf from the ground there, so yeah, that tracks). Tim Cook is out at Apple. And somehow they ended up talking about a 1994 Super Nintendo game that was originally going to be a Hellraiser shooter. As you do.

Smoking An Elk: Dune Part Two & Fantastic Four Cast

Sure it sounds weird but I guess you gotta smoke something, right? Gina Carano is suing - https://www.darkhorizons.com/carano-sues-over-mandalorian-firing/ Coyote vs Acme is dead (again) - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-is-dead-again/ Joe Rogan is back on Apple Podcasts - https://www.macrumors.com/2024/02/09/joe-rogan-experience-apple-podcasts/ The Fantastic Four are cast - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/the-fantastic-four-cast-revealed-1234953899/ Dune: Part Two is good - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/dune-2-first-reactions-1234954467/ GO BUY COGNAC LEGION’S BOOK! - https://www.amazon.com.au/Bin-Dog-Adventure-COGNAC-LEGION/dp/1733342273/

Gently Onto the Pillow: The Suicide Squad & Scarlett Johansson vs Disney

Turn down the volume on Gina Carano and turn up the volume on our latest episode. Dan is off taking care of a baby and Luke is a sensual worker in a new lockdown. Links:Hellblade is now Series X & S enhanced Farcry 3: Blood Dragon The Cybercamper Disney and ScarJo on the outs Marvel writers get cut a check and a pat on the back for creating characters Gina Carano got a new job Alex Proyas is working on a Dark City show

Atlantean Air Bowls: Borderlands Movie Casting & Gina Carano Exits Star Wars

A lot of news about Hollywood jerks this week. For once we’re not the worst people on this podcast. Zack Snyder’s Justice League Joss Whedon sucks The Buffy cast agrees Gina Carano no longer part of Star Wars But there is a new hope… Jamie Lee Curtis joins Borderlands As does Jack Black EA decides Anthems fate

Egg Guzzlin': Wonder Woman 1984 & Cyberpunk 2077

We’re keeping it old school with lots of Star Wars news and banter this week! But don’t worry, that’s not all we discuss. It is a lot of it though. Photos of the Star Wars hotel Fox told George the prequels would suck Disney won’t pay up Apple reduces their cut for small businesses Wonder Woman 1984 is coming Cyberpunk is out there