Happy Star Wars day! It happened in between when we recorded this and when you’ll be hearing this but that’s not gonna stop Luke from celebrating. Cyberpunk will not be censored in Australia! Cinemas to boycott Universal Pictures
Matt’s not here this week, but when he returns next week it’s his turn to have some Dick News of his own. Luke and Dan chat about their dicks, video games, and Star Wars. So, pretty much business as usual.
This week Luke learns about a magical new affliction and Matt learns about a magical new video game. We’ve also seen the new Star Wars trailer, in case you haven’t heard about that enough already. Coppola whinges about Marvel Scorcese contines to whinge about Marvel Gemini Man sucks Kiefer Sutherland invented the mullet? Rise of Skywalker has a trailer And is selling well This guy gets drunk off a pizza. Epic.
E3 was last week so we’ve got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts. Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bags Breath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: Tactics E3 streamer banned for filming in bathroom Give us Iron Man! Parfum du Semen
What did you do with your old cassette tapes when they stopped working? Apparently standard procedure was to throw them out your car window. Who knew?!? Find out all about that and much more on this week’s episode!
Did you know that Luke doesn’t even listen to his own podcast? Probably because he is too busy finishing his homework from L Ron Hubbard.
Matt and Dan are back to touch your hearts and minds! What else did you think they’d touch?
