We spent an inordinate amount of time talking about Michael Jackson this week, but don’t despair because there’s also some movie talk and some ball-licking news. Ridley Scott wishes he’d ruined Blade Runner instead Warner apologises to Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTkVHefkOo
Luke missed out on a very important debate to be here this week, we hope you appreciate that! Raised by Wolves goes bye bye Kate Bush is a fan of Stranger Things There’s a new Guardian The design lab hits Australia
Listeners, we see you as more of a Robin. You would probably sue your own parents for making you become a sidekick. You are basically Batman’s dog and boy do we have a lot of animal news for you this week, you good, good boy. Share this episode, let us know you did it and you can win a free shirt from Tee Public!
How does one become a billionaire? The probably sell their brand. Speaking of, did you know we sell tee shirts? And for those of you in colder climates, we have really cozy hoodies available.
Join Luke and Dan this week as they discuss the latest in phallic architecture and Disney cleavage! China’s big dong Zeus’s big dong Lindsay Lohan seems to have lost it Banksy is killing it Sean Connery has kicked ass Bert and Ernie maybe got cozy
What is Luke craving this week? It’s probably just more conversation about diets, home goods and how to measure things.
Do you live in one of three very specific locations? If so you may be able to join us in creating some Earth sandwiches! Can you make an Earth sandwich on a flat Earth? Listen to find out where you need to be to help us find out! We also discuss sad easter eggs, Uwe Boll, vampirism and the “facts” about the flat earth on which we live. James Gunn maybe didn’t wanna direct GOG3 anyway so there Got blood? RIP Jurassic Park Check out the saddest proposal ever Uwe Boll says f-you to his fans
What did you do with your old cassette tapes when they stopped working? Apparently standard procedure was to throw them out your car window. Who knew?!? Find out all about that and much more on this week’s episode!
We briefly talk Tuppaware, then remember we’re not that old yet and get back to complaining about the current state of nerd culture. Was Stan Lee forced to make that video saying there was no elder abuse taking place? Guardians 3 is now on hold There’s no God, golf or Sean Connery in Scotland Man prints a giant Dinky Fallout Rum is a thing we’re into Netflix has joined Hollywood in stealing our ideas Teledildonics up for grabs Idris Elba isn’t James Bond, but Edgar Wright might be directing James Bond? Odd Job is a cheat. Just kidding, the cheat is you! Tasting rocks is a thing. Sorry for doubting […]
This week we consider the criterion necessary to become Geek of the Week. Turns out, just being in a Lady Gaga video does not get you the accolade.
Dan is still absent from the podcast. Presumably he got lost swimming around The Pirate Bay. He told us he was in Italy and that’s what that means, right?
WARNING: We drop Infinity Wars Spoilers like it’s hot. Stay away if you haven’t seen it yet. Luke spent a bunch of money on an… item to review for the podcast. He does this for the fans regardless of whether or not they have asked for it or even want it. Now he is demanding reimbursement so give us some money on Patreon and slide into your new favourite podcast.
This week Luke let his insatiable thirst for parrot blood get the better of him. Also we talk about nerdy shit. Drunk guy takes an Uber home… from a city five hours away Kevin Smith had a heart attack! Mac users can now play their Xbox remotely from their computers Rian Johnson likes Solo John Williams is done with Star Wars after Ep 9 Mark Hamill may appear in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 A former student is suing James Franco over The Disaster Artist screenplay
We’re all here this week and we’ve brought our studio audience with us! We talk about Blade Runner 2049 this week (go see it!), Mother, New York Comic Con, The Last Jedi trailer, The Toxic Avenger and much, much more! The First Trailer for The Last Jedi Don’t try and sex the Opera House please Settlers of Catan: Island of Vengeance Oops we accidentally made an incredible racist game
The title of this week’s episode isn’t french, but then again neither is Vin Diesel. What am I on about? You’ll have to listen to this weeks episode to find out! Or you can just have somebody explain it you, Luke style.
Luke returned from the US with some sort of illness so he’s absent again this week. Dan and Matt discuss Guardians of the Galaxy, Alien: Covenant, Thimbleweed Park, crappy cinema experiences and more!
Luke is still in New York and his internet failed him this week, so it’s Matt and Dan holding the fort. We’ve got your usual film and game talk, plus some erotic fiction - happy Mothers Day!
Dan’s on a plane to America so Matt and Luke discuss blowjob robots, head transplants, striking writers and also the usual movie, video game and general nerd news.
Join us in celebrating Luke’s birthday by briefly mentioning it before moving on to Sasquatch News, comic book films and celebrity circumcisions.
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This episode was supposed to come with a Kickstarter campaign, but we’re still waiting on approval from Kickstarter. Rest assured that as soon as it becomes available (IF it becomes available) we will let you know! We’re sure they’re just busy cursing themselves for not thinking of this idea themselves.
